The Locker Room - Ch 2
Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a quick dash for the shower curtain closest to his own. He then did the same with the next one and then the next one, drawing ever closer to his prize. When he was about two showers away from where he could see the folded up towels however, he felt his foot slipping against the wet tile floor as he made another mad dash for one of the curtains.
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A/N: This is an ongoing ZADR fanfiction/RP by *Pat-The-Kitsune and myself. Enjoy!
Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking up the first bag of volley balls to move them over towards the equipment room.
After an intense gym period in the close to freezing-cold basketball court, their gym teacher had assigned THEM to pack up all the equipment and move it back before heading home. A few weeks shy of the winter break, Dib just wanted to get out of the school's required gym clo
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Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib slowly ate his cafeteria food, trying to blot out the noise of Zim's raspy voice, but it was no good. He could still hear it ringing throughout his head. He almost envied how the other students could block Zim out so easily. He just wouldn't shut up.
The pounding sensation emerging on the right side of his temple didn't help either. The more Zim rant
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Going back to Zim, the human sat playfully on the boy's lap ad planted a forceful kiss on him. "You are my alien now." Dib said with a toothy grin.
Zim smiled holding Dib tightly in his lap. "You fool." He nuzzled into his neck and purred affectionately.
"And actually," Zim began with a small giggle. "I think I caught you for once, because to the looks of things, you don't want to leave." Zim scratched at Dib's back, and planted small gentle kisses to his neck. "I can walk you to the bus stop if you want Diblet...Don't want you to be too tired when you get home." Zim held Dib tightly in a hug, not really wanting him to go.
Dib shivered at the feeling of long, sharp talons caressing his back. "Mmmm...you're right, if I had a set of work clothes here, I'd be in bed with you already." the black haired boy laughed but then blushed. "Cuddling though...not...not like...you know...yeah..."
When Zim asked to walk to Dib to the bus stop, the human smiled. "If you want to, I'd like that." and st
That Time When Stuff Happened- ch. 7I heard a honk and jolted awake. I rubbed my eyes to get the sleep out. It seemed like I really did pass out on the coach and I even left my contacts in fuck.That Time When Stuff Happened- ch. 7 in Short Stories More Like This
I sat up and went to go open the door to see Dib in his car, waiting for me. I couldn't remember if he had a class today or not. I picked up my bag and just left even though I looked like a wreck but when I got in the messenger's seat and looked at Dib, he looked worse than I did.
I couldn't help but stare at the unkempt hair, wrinkled clothes, and the tired eyes.
"What?" He asked and I looked away.
"You look more hideous than usual." I commented sourly yet I felt a little off...
"I know " he sighed and started leaving my little plaza. The ride was quiet besides the
radio thing, god human music sucked.
I felt uneasy for some reason though, I couldn't stop looking at the human it was really odd and I was beginning to worry that my body was doing something fucked up again.
Dib started to get worried himself. "I don't
That Time When Stuff Happened-Ch. 6"Dib, I-I can't!" I pulled my arm away from him. "This is crazy and stupid." I muttered.That Time When Stuff Happened-Ch. 6 in Short Stories More Like This
"I know this is I can't even describe it but can you stop thinking about yourself for 5 minutes and hear me out!" Dib walked up to me and I remained silent. "It's been how long since you've come here? Almost 8 years and I've known you for every single one of those years. If anyone knows you better, it would be me you can take a few months off your mission or whatever can't you? You haven't done anything in years Zim! I just want to spend time with you and I know it's fucked up but I had time to think about it these past few weeks and at first I just thought I was being insane but I recently I've come to terms with it and I seriously do love you and it took me um loving you that one night to see it the most, I guess. I don't know all I know is that it's true and I'll be happy if you just have this child with me and when it's all over, I'll leave yo
That Time When Stuff Happened-ch. 5"Zim are you pregnant?" Dib said softly and I could feel him go rigid against my stiff body. I swallowed slowly and then breathed more.That Time When Stuff Happened-ch. 5 in Short Stories More Like This
I just couldn't believe it, he wasn't supposed to find out, and I had only a day left! One day! I would have been off the hook, moved it passed me but now Dib knew. Should I freak out and deny it? Tell him it was not true and let the problem leave or should I let him know? Perhaps he'd want what I want too!
In fact, why hadn't I have thought that before? Of course the human would want the issue disposed of asap! I guess I just feared the actual concept that I Zim, a male irken elite, got pregnant by a filthy human enemy.
I felt Dib's grip get tighter as he whispered my name in confusion.
I sighed and pulled the human away from me, why was he even holding me in the first place!? I'm not some delicate creature that was suffering and needed comfort or some shit.
I turned around and looked the human in the eyes. He looked scared a
That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.3I was in my lab working on some random devices when my computer decided to nag me.That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.3 in Short Stories More Like This
"Did you tell him?" it asked.
"What do you think? And stop talking, Zim is working." I hissed at it.
"You make it seem like I care, cause I don't but with my knowledge, this is not something you just ignore like you do everything else." It informed me.
"Including you, so do what I say and shut up!" I barked. I hated this computer for having a mind of its own when Gir could really use a mind. I should find a way to switch their operating systems without a big, horrible mess like last time.
"He'll find out." The computer added and I screamed.
This morning I decided to eat something before I left for school. I ordered Gir to make me waffles and he listened because that was the only thing he was good for.
I left with a command to watch the house and headed for the bus stop.
He'll find out.
Ugh, damn computer! Poisoning Zim's head with worries, the Dib wouldn't find out, the whole thing was bound to blow over
That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.4Just when things were looking up, I had to feel like total shit the next morning. My head killed, my squeedily spooch was burning and itching inside and out, my PAK was being slower than usual and my body felt heavy.That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.4 in Short Stories More Like This
"Computer Zim hurts." I complained as I put my stuff on.
"you made this decision." It nagged and I walked out the door without another word. This was not going to let me down!
Riding the bus was a horrible idea because once I got off, I puked in a bush a few times. My body was really worrying me and the Dib would surely notice. But as long as I kept my mouth shut, he wouldn't find out.
I sat in the lecture room, waiting for the Prof. Some people were here but Dib wasn't so I wasn't panicking yet; until he walked in the door that is. I was the first thing he laid eyes on and I straightened up and pretended like I felt fabulous.
During the lecture my eye sight was going dark and I starting to get dizzy. I felt my body sway a bit and I looked at Dib and he wasn't paying
That Time When Stuff Happened- IntroTwo bodies crashed to the floor. The boy on the bottom hissed in pain and the boy on top groaned but they never split apart. In fact, they became closer together, grabbing and pulling.That Time When Stuff Happened- Intro in Short Stories More Like This
The two males thrust their tongues into each other's mouths. The green skinned male yanked the shirt of the paled skinned human, crushing their stomachs together forcefully.
"Z-Zim! You're- crushing me!" the human groaned into the heated alien's mouth.
"Shhh!" Zim growled.
Zim then attacked the stupid human's neck, making the human yelp and moan at the same time.
"Zim!" the black haired boy gasped.
But Zim continued. The alien would bite then lick the wounds harshly.
"S-someone will see us! Y-You idiot!" the human complained as he pushed Zim by the shoulders. "Quit it!"
Zim stopped what he was doing to glare daggers at the squirming human.
"Dib " Zim began with malice. Said person swallowed a lump in this throat.
"W-we shouldn't be doing this!" Dib reasoned.
Zim ignored the logic and looked around t
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Zim never made mistakes before. But I can admit that mating with the Dib was indeed a big mistake, actually, it was a HUGE, GINOMOUS, HORRIBLE MISTAKE. Zim regretted nothing but that!
This earth day was Sunday and on Sundays I liked to laze about more so than on other days. I felt like blowing my magnificent brains out while watching the angry monkey show with my annoying minion, Gir.
I looked out the window to see that it had been raining. If it rains in the morning tomorrow I wouldn't even bother going to school. It'd give me another excuse to avoid the Dib thing which we've been doing since the night we "did stuff".
Of course, me being the amazing Zim and all, I would have killed the filthy vermin for doing such things to my amazingness, but! Alas, it was I who started it all and well,
I've grown to be a kind of a fair guy if you know what I mean.
I suppose you smelly readers who have nothing better to do than read this filth called a 'fan fiction' ar
That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.2My head was killing me this morning.That Time When Stuff Happened- Ch.2 in Short Stories More Like This
Never in my irken life had I experienced such an annoyance. Sure Gir made my brain want to explore for about 5 seconds but this! It would not go away! And on top of that, my stomach area was getting scratchy again. It has been doing that for some time now
None the less, Zim was no weakling! I shall continue on with my busy school day! I applied my disguise and prepare myself for another miserable day of university.
I stepped out the door to be greeted with rain. I grumped but was quite proud of myself for taking a paste bath last night. I grab my stupid human made umbrella and begin to walk.
Indeed, the thought of me continuing dreadful school was appalling but it was necessary for human society and blah blah blah so alas Zim must attend. I couldn't let Did go off gaining more human academic knowledge while I sat at home and planned his demise! No, I must keep an eye on my enemy no matter how much it pained me to do so.
Fix My Life- 43Dib turned a bit in his sleepy daze but find it more difficult than usual. Something was stopping that process so without much thought of what it was, Dib shifted to push it off until the contact reminded the human that he was sleeping with someone, that someone being his boyfriend and that boyfriend being Zim.Fix My Life- 43 in Short Stories More Like This
Dib smiled lazily before flattering his eyes open.
He looked down at the sleeping alien and decided that Zim was the cutest thing while sleeping. Quite content, Dib laid in bed, slowly tracing his fingertips around exposed
skin on his alien boyfriend.
Zim was out like a light, but weakly smiled at the gentle touches he felt. He squirmed closer because he liked them as he slept. He purred in his sleep like a lazy old cat.
Dib smiled like a fool at Zim's purring, it was just so cute. In this moment, Dib was more than ready to spend the rest of his life with this alien.
Dib nuzzled his head against Zim's and kissed it. The human then thought about last night and how great the party
Spring Fun - ZaDrIt was a hot spring day, kids ran around outside in the that horrible earth sun. The sound of pop music and the low loud hum of bouncing houses- or what ever those weird wiggly things are called that kids jump about in. Zim laid in the grass, staring up to the sky, only some clouds over head-about three. The sun glared into his eyes, making him move his head to the side, seeing Dib playing around with circles. The weird circle tubes - so called 'hula-hoops'- went around his waste, as he kept thrusting his hips, moving them in a circle movement as well. To Zim, Dib was far more entertaining then the sun or stupid blue colored sky.Spring Fun - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"Why are you watching me?" dib asked, giving Zim a look that was confused yet creeped out some. He moved his hands behind his head, so they wouldn't get in the way of the hoop.
"Hff." Zim sat up, turning his head fully to the human child who was rather hot from the earth's sun. If he was wearing his trench coat, he would have-DIED! Flopping around on his belly
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town." Dib shrugged, "If you kept at it, everyone would have gotten sick or would have died. With the money thing, people would have no money for food, so everyone would starve."
"Heh, if only my mission was not a lie, I would have let you help me take over the world." Zim laughed and so did Dib.
"Yeah, well, I would have to go against you. I still won't let y
Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a daze of wonder.
"Try moving your hips." Dib said.
Zim shook his head, looking away, "I rather not."
Dib sighed and let go of his hoop, and walked over to Zim, placing his hands on his hips. Zim didn't fight to struggle to get away, but stared at Zim, curious of this strange 'hula-hoop'.
"You just move your hips like this," Dib started to move Zim's hips,
First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as they tried to grab him.
Zim stood far out on a field, near a tree. Zim smirked and narrowed his eyes at Dib. "What now Dib-Worm?! I'm all the way over here!" He waved his arms around like a moron.
Dib's look was blank, eyes wide, and mouth open.
Zim stopped waving his arms as he stood there, with his head cocked to the side with confusion. "Dib?" He as
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him he was going to kiss him to death for it. Dib knew he was joking completely though.
"We were alone in your room...Why did we have to come to this park of FILTH?!" Zim shouted, crossing his arms.
Dib rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around his shoulder and pulling him close into a hug. "Come on space boy! It's not all that bad. Trust me." Dib let go
New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear every time he had to. And some of the 'best' singers in the class, truly sounded horrible! Zim's antennas stood on edge from there stupid probity voices. Low then high, then low again. What the fuck was wrong with human's voices?!New Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Matching his tall lanky body to Choir class he scowled at every human who went in the same direction. Kids from last year
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, he looked shocked and sad.
"What? I never want to cut you open Zim! Yes, I'm still curious, but never will i cut you open...you're my only friend. Why don't you trust me?" Dib said, he was completely hurt he looked like he was about to cry, not that was gonna.
Zim chuckled and said, "Geez Dib-Stink. I trust you. I was just...kinda joking. Don't
Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to the ground by Dib's feet as he sat on his knees.
Dib frowned down at Zim, sadly. "Zim...I'm here for you. I'm your friend, I'm here for you forever and always." Dib got down on the floor with Zim, even though he was worried Zim would scratch his face up and tare his neck out.
Zim sobbed into his hands, feeling Dib's hand rest on his back as it rubbed u