My Lonely Kidney and MeWell, I was at the bar that night, soakin up the neon lightMy Lonely Kidney and Me in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When a pretty little girl named Marlene walked right up to me.
Maybe I was drunk,
Or maybe she was really that pretty.
Oohhh I didnt mean to wake up here.
Oohh whered that pretty little thing go?
Now Im all alone and cold with a note that says;
Call the ambulance, please, ASAP.
My lonely kidney and me.
We went back to my place.
Had a little fun.
She didnt seem to mind I had no job.
We had another drink or two or maybe three.
Marlene was standin over me lookin pretty as could be.
Now Im awake in my tub, and it has no suds.