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The first morning sunlight cast the most beautiful of glows upon cold metal that was soon quickly warming. As the blue-eyed robot rose from his slumber upon the couch, he smiled as he greeted the day, opening the door to his master's home wide, as if eager to welcome in a roommate he'd not seen in years.
"Good morning, morning!" He cheerily exclaimed. As a fresh October wind blew into his face and the first of fall leaves flickered by, he smiled broadly. He knew it, today was gonna be a good day, he could just tell. Cheerily bounding down the patio past still-slumbering garden gnomes, he spread his arms wide as if wishing to hug all the world. "Here comes the sun, do-do-doo-doo! Here comes the sun, and I saaaay it's all right!"
"Ah, another bright new day." Zim said cheerily, rubbing his gloved hands together. "As you remember, I perfected my latest INGENIOUS device just yesterday! This means I have at least a week to bug the D
Earthworm Zim Chp. 12, part 2Red stood perfectly still as the pug raced over to him and began sniffing at his feet.Earthworm Zim Chp. 12, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Rofl just wants to get familiar with you," Lol chuckled as she leaned against the counter. "See? He likes you."
The pug's tongue wagged as he gazed up at Red with big eyes. Red chuckled nervously as he slowly knelt down before the animal. Ever so carefully, he placed his two fingers on the pug's large body and stroked it gently.
That did it as Rofl panted quietly and leaned into his touch as his tail wagged. Red, amazed at what he accomplished, looked up to see the impressed expression on Lol's face as she smiled at him encouragingly.
Red just gazed at her smile...it was just so mesmerizing...and her long brown hair, nearly covering half her face...he just wanted to reach over and brush it to the side so he could see her eyes more clearly...
Red broke out of his trance when he felt something warm and wet on his fingers. He looked down and cringed as Rofl licked his fingers affectionately.
Chaotic Order Chapter 11Ruff gulped as he tightened his grip on the net, sweat pouring down the side of his face as he adjusted his glasses.Chaotic Order Chapter 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There Discord lay...though he looked much bigger than before, and that fang visible below his top lip seemed almost too...terrifying. The red pupils in his golden eyes made the canine host's fur stick up on end.
"For my friend Twilight...for my friend Twilight..." Ruff told himself repeatedly, nearly shrinking even further behind the bush he kept himself hidden in.
However, he wasn't the only one keeping hidden. Blossom and Chet stood close by him, the three of them inseparable. Somehow, they actually managed to find Discord, hidden deep within the darker edges of the Everfree Forest. Well, third time was always the charm, and their third search around the area scored them big time.
A low growl emerged from the chaotic beast, and Ruff found himself fearfully squeaking more than Chet himself as the dog felt his paws shaking on the grip of his net.
Earthworm Zim Chp. 7, part 2Throughout the town that Zim had landed in since he arrived on Earth, citizens everywhere were praising Dib, even merchandise had immediately been made in his honor for the revealing of the alien.Earthworm Zim Chp. 7, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Two figures in black coats and sunglasses merged through the streets, trying to blend in and trying not to be noticed. It was an easy task, considering everyone just ignored them.
"Pretty cool that Frida gave us this mission to scan the building where Zim's being kept, huh, hon?" Nurse Gazelle said, her blonde hair snug into a bun.
"Seriously, must you say that out loud?" Oz sighed, adjusting his glasses.
"Sorry, nut-sized brain here..."
They passed another group of people, a group of Dib fangirls, as they made it across the street and stood beside a comic book shop.
"Oh, they're making these already?" Oz scoffed as he gazed into the window of the shop.
Displayed was a copy of a comic soon to be published. On the front cover it said Big-Headed Alien Conquerer.
"These people have no lif
Chaotic Order Chapter 7Eileen gazed out the window of her room in the castle as the morning sun shone upon Equestria. Another wonderful slumber from her queen-size bed, Eileen was ready to take on another day of searching for her unicorn friend right after breakfast with the others.Chaotic Order Chapter 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She took notice of a familiar blonde color upon blue as well as bright red beside it, and she immediately smiled before waving toward the visitors of the castle.
Margaret smiled up at her best friend from the window and waved while she stood beside Mordecai, Rigby, and Rocky, all who have arrived at the castle for breakfast as well as await news from the princesses. The red robin casted a glanced over at Mordecai, and her smile faded.
The bluejay tried to brush away the stranded locks of his blonde hair away from his face as he checked on the bo staff he tied around his neck. Though he had a good sleep in Sugarcube Corner last night, the anxiety and fear and determination never left him.
"Dang it..." He muttered as he whipped his
Earthworm Zim Chp. 5, part 2Back at the treehouse, Rocky ordered her team to provide her with some medical supplies while she sat on the couch, wrapping Zim's arm in bandages.Earthworm Zim Chp. 5, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zim, now without his disguise, watched as Rocky carefully and ever so gently added a few more bandages to his already bandage-thick arm. Zim didn't suffer anything severely; he had received pain, and learned to past through it. Nothing ached anymore after that fall.
But for some reason...he liked the attention Rocky was giving him.
"Okay, that'll do," Rocky said, turning to the three boys. "Thanks. I'll take it from here now."
"Yes, sir," Tommy saluted before he dashed off to his room for a well-deserved nap.
Numbuh 13 stood beside Wally as they slowly walked away from where Rocky and Zim were...his heart tightened when he saw the alien actually share a smile with Rocky.
"Uh, you don't think they're going to go out, do you?" He asked Wally rather nervously, his eyes never tearing away from the scene.
Wally sighed, an annoyed look on his fac
Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 1"Guys, please listen to me!" Twilight pleaded to the massive angry crowd before her.Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But no one even bothered listening to her, they all assumed her mind had been corrupted by Discord, who stood over Twilight protectively while glares and sneers directed at him.
The moonlight seemed to be fading and darkness seemed to surround them even more as Twilight stood closer to Discord, never daring to break away from his side.
"Listen to me Twilight!" One shouted. "Discord's totally got you mind-racked!"
"Mind-racked?" The unicorn repeated in utter horror by such an accusation toward her best friend.
"Oh, really, is that all they assume I did?" Discord spoke sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
Twilight's eyes glistened as she gazed up at Discord. The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony looked down at her, his mismatched eyes assuring her that what he was receiving by her friends and loved ones was much expected. He placed a gentle paw on her backside, soothing her fears just temporarily, encouragin
Earthworm Zim Chp. 1Deep within the semi-darkness of his lab, a young alien typed rapidly on his computer. His eye ridges shifted in an expression of annoyance as the information he desired to obtain was either hard to or too slow to process.Earthworm Zim Chp. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flying down gas tube and sliding to the floor was no other than his SIR unit, a regular smile on his metallic lips and a toy pig in his hands.
"I gots new piggy!" Gir exclaimed excitedly as he skipped over to his master and shoved the new toy in his serious face.
"How many pigs do you even need, Gir?" Zim demanded before slapping the toy away from his view of the computer screen. "Honestly, they're useless, especially since they failed to help me rid of the Dib-worm permanently!"
"Aw!" Gir cooed, not realizing his master's temper. "How about piggy give you a kiss?" And he made lip-smacking noises as he slowly eased his toy towards Zim, attempting it to 'kiss' him.
"Away with you!" Zim shouted before he grabbed the toy and threw it as far as he could. Unf
Earthworm Zim Chp. 8, part 2"NO, MASTER!" Gir cried as the tears fell from his metallic blue eyes as he launched his entire body unto Zim's lifeless form. He cried and cried, begging his master to come back to life.Earthworm Zim Chp. 8, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rita's eyes were filled with tears as she placed a shaky hand on the lifeless alien's forehead. It felt cold.
"Zim, no..." She sobbed quietly. "Please, no..."
Rocky was on her knees, her brown eyes flooded with tears as she placed her face in her hands, sobbing for her friend.
Dudley fell to his knees, mumbling words of regret and feeling like a failure as he banged his fists against the floor, calling life unfair. Maria stood between Voltura and Cleo, her eyes sparkling with tears before she gave a silent prayer. Fluttershy, being the most sensitive pony, fell forward on her hooves and sobbed quietly to herself, her pink hair covering her tear-streaking face. Dib just stood there between his sister and Skoodge, feelings of self-hate and remorse imbibed in his body.
Everyone was just
Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 2"I'm still worried about Ruff," Ronaldo whispered to Ogie.Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ogie turned to him as they walked down the streets of Cloudsdale, thankful Princess Luna had noted them that she had used a walking on clouds spell on them because she 'had a hunch' Ronaldo would be with the Wonderbolts again.
"You think he'll wind up in the hospital at this rate?" He asked her as they stopped to gaze at the cloudy pillars that reminded him of a colosseum.
"Maybe he'll find some show inspiration there," Ogie shrugged.
"You know, I've watched Fetch! since Season 1, and they never showed his boss's face," he commented as they took their seats on the steps of cloudy stairs. "I thought Ruff was the boss until he had those Henry Hotline calls, which, in my opinion, seems unnecessary unless it's an actual emergency."
"Oh, like the lemonade episode when Ruff spent over-budget?" Ogie asked with a sly smile.
"Sweet neutrons," he muttered, smiling at her with so much awe. "I wish Kendall would watch the show like you do.
Earthworm Zim Chp. 20, part 1Rainbow Dash floated around in the air impatiently while the other ponies and Spike sat around, all waiting for a certain magical unicorn to arrive with news they had been anticipating since they arrived on Irk.Earthworm Zim Chp. 20, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Work was nearly done and Tuli and her janitorial squad were doing an excellent job cleaning the mess the Meekrobs left, and an even better job because of the help from the people of Earth.
"Oh, what's taking them so long?" Pinkie Pie muttered. "Is Red giving Twilight some boring speech before he finally proclaims his true love for her and not Lol?"
The others looked at her with serious, yet annoyed looks.
"Way to put it simple, Pinkie..." Spike muttered, gazing down at his fists, which were tightening.
"Honestly, Pinkie Pie..." Rarity sighed. "Leave Lol? After all they've been through?"
"Well, what else could happen if Red does tell Twi he loves her?" Applejack argued. "If he loves her, then Lol...oh, boy..." She was a lost for words, fearing an outcome out of the possibility.
Spongehammer 40kIt is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.Spongehammer 40k in Humor More Like This
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant
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=== Pahkitew Island Common Area === (THE COMMON AREA. This is where Chris will announce all challenges from here on out at Pahkitew Island. The common area is in a clearing with a river behind it. There is dense forest all around them. To the left is a rocky cliff formation, and the same goes for the right. There are multiple bushes and greenery surrounding the area. Many ferns, groves, and patches of dense grass lay scattered about)
(At the current moment Chris is standing on top of a large pile of garbage, debris, and general junk. This specific junk pile contains wagons, scrap metal, wooden planks, television sets, satellites, any kind of useless junk you can think of. Food, recyclables, garbage. You name it. It’s there)
Chris: Welcome to PAHKITEW ISLAND, everyone! (He gestures) CONFUSED BEARS!
(Gwen, Charlotte, Mel, Sky, Fallon, Nicole, Noah, Lightning, Brick, Harrison, and Leonard shift in place awkwardly. They’re not accustomed to the island yet… but they’
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE! Our cast was blinded by science! Each of the three teams had to retrieve fake IDs permitting them to work with dangerous chemicals. With those chemicals, they had to construct for me a potion that could cleanse the island of its radioactivity issue. If I don’t clear up the island by the end of the season, Wawakanwa could undergo a quarantine lockdown… and I would be arrested…. again. Negative thoughts aside, a lot of good teens will be hurt today as they were yesterday! The Mutant Maggots blew it last challenge, but someone tampered with the Rat’s serum and caused them to blow it UP. Harrison tore up the Rat’s chances at possibly winning, earning their distrust. Ella tried to mend it, un-earning Harry’s trust! Rodney is still falling in love back and forth, left and right. Anyway, this episode will dig deep into every contestants worse fears. We’re going straight to the humiliating challenge. Get that on
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE! Our cast was blinded by science! Each of the three teams had to retrieve fake IDs permitting them to work with dangerous chemicals. With those chemicals, they had to construct for me a potion that could cleanse the island of its radioactivity issue. If I don’t clear up the island by the end of the season, Wawakanwa could undergo a quarantine lockdown… and I would be arrested…. again. Negative thoughts aside, a lot of good teens will be hurt today as they were yesterday! The Mutant Maggots blew it last challenge, but someone tampered with the Rat’s serum and caused them to blow it UP. The Rats lost and pinned the blame on poor Zachary, condeming him to the Hurl of Shame, but not before Coby put two and two together and cleared his name, since Zachary’s explosives were with Beardo all this time. Those two have already been hurled. Thank. Goodness. Music and explosions go great together, just not on MY show. (he claps)
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(Due to the length of this episode, I have moved the Chris intro to the RAT EPISODE ONLY. So please, READ THE RADIOACTIVE RAT EPISODE FIRST, ENTIRELY. I INSIST)
=== Campgrounds === (The twenty six contestants are all sleeping. Not a beat is missed. Chris blares over the loudspeakers)
Chris: GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS!!! IT’S TIME TO GET UP AND MEET ME AT THE MINE ENTRANCE!!! PRONTO!!! ASAP!!! RIGHT NOW!!! (They all groan and move out)
=== Wawanakwa Mine Entrance === (Chris has gathered everyone around the mine entrance of Wawanakwa. A derailed track lingers above an adit in the upper area of the rocky junction. The mine entrance is a cave underneath that leads inside)
(The contestants all gather around)
Chris: The Wawanakwa mines date way back to when this island used to be a quarry reserve. Many priceless diamonds and jewels were found underneath.
Topher: (rubs his hands together) Priceless?
Chris: Yes. But these mines are OLD. They’ve been exc
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=== S.S. Aftermath, Captain's Quarters === (Blaineley, Chef, and the Captain are in captain quarters, a large tower overlooking the ship. There are controls, windows on all sides, and the wheel of the ship. The captain is a very attractive woman)
Blaineley: Is everyone here for the meeting? Let's take attendance. I'm here.
Blaineley: Thank you. (The captain nods) Now for the meeting. I called you all here because the next season is coming up. I call it… Total Drama All Stars.
Chef: Are we bringing back all of the previous winners?
Captain: Wasn't there like, three?
Blaineley: No! We're bringing back all of the greatest villains and heroes! And this season will be the bee's knees! It's going to more popular than all seasons combined!
Chef: Like a ratings burrito!
Blaineley: EXACTLY! And nothings spells "greatness" like MORE ratings! I've recently done some heavy duty research on the fans.
Captain: You mean you actually checked their blogs?
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA!!! Our motley cast dodged and lodged themselves between a rock and a hard place! They played a disaster themed game of DODGEBALL! The game was on, and so was the heat! Leshawna and Alejandro slipped up, and Heather and Duncan grew closer and closer together, making Alejandro jealous. Is Heather giving Al a taste of his own medicine? You BET she is! The Heroes all learned about Mal, Mike's fifth personality! Geez. Does he just have an entire archive of childhood trauma, or what? I don't even think it's how multiple personality disorder really works… anyway, Bridgette, Cody, Sierra, Harold, and Abigail all learned of his true nature! Mike, erg, Mal threw them for a spin, so in this case, threw an egg. Fang, the egg Harold and Cody took from the Fun Zone, was tossed off the dodgeball mountain to its doom. Cody, the proud "father" dove after it, saving the egg's life, but abruptly ending his life on he show. Cody was too injured to continue on in the g
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(Just a heads up to anyone reading this who HASN'T read TDIDO, TDADO, and TDWTDO. I will not name any of the previous winners, so if you want to read any past seasons, be my guest. There are SEVEN new OCS who I added to this show, but only THREE are participating in this season along with ONE audience OC. Their names are Abigail, Shin, Robert, and Mel. Mel is a punk rock gal in a relationship with Duncan, Shin was Bridgette's ex boyfriend before they found out that they were cousins, Robert's an a**, and Abigail's a bubbly, easily distracted, sweetheart in a relationship with Noah. Anybody who hasn't read the previous seasons probably thinks Abigail is a big ol' Mary Sue. Trust me. Being funny is her ONLY strength. She pretty much sucks at everything else. She's also really annoying. I love her anyway. I hope you do to. Anywhoziwhatsits, this story takes place in an AU where EVERYONE competed in season 1, Revenge contestants included. It's been three seasons, and now the biggest player
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE! Our newbies faced off in their second challenge of the season, and got to meet the Wawanakwa wildlife! The radiation is gonna make this season EPIC. We're especially focusing on the radiation today. Toss em right in the deep end. That's how I would teach my kids to swim…. if I had kids.
Chef: Luckily, you don't.
Chris: You're right. My homicidal tendencies would make parenting a little bit tricky.
Chef: Your homicidal tendencies would make survival tricky for the kids.
Chris: Enough about me, let's talk about the kids. (Chris pauses) … Wait. I like talking about me. (Chris prepares to talk)
Chef: (cuts him off) WE DON'T CARE! ON TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE!!!
=== Wawanakwa Campgrounds, Early Morning === (The three cabins sit in place on the quiet morning on Wawanakwa. The Rat's cabin, the Maggot's cabin, and the Turtles' cabin hum from the low rumble of snores orchestrated by the twenty eight teens left in the game. On the porch of the dinin
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA! Our remaining twenty two campers went on a spooky scavenger hunt that was creepy, and painful! Just when we thought it couldn’t get any weirder, we brought back Arachni-Adam to perform an eight legged tapdance show for a captive audience. Last episode, there was a team swap! Now Constance and Rodney are Turtles, Colton and Tanner are Maggots, and Jasmine and Nicole are Rats. Who will be the next player to be discharged from the island? Who will ride the Hurl of Shame next? How many times can I laugh at them until then? Find out today on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE!!!
=== Campgrounds === (The cabins. Everyone is asleep. The final twenty one rest peacefully. Desiree is sitting on the porch of the dining hall, sketching in her notebook. Sammy is sitting next to her)
Sammy: So what are you gonna do with all of these notes when you’re done?
Desiree: See if I can make something out of it. Write a book. My notebook’s just about full. I’ll need
Seasons of Change - Ch 01Title: Seasons of ChangeSeasons of Change - Ch 01 in Romance More Like This
Author: Lexi Kimble
Disclaimer: Marvel Entertainment LLC owns all of the intellectual property printed in their comics, along with the television and movie adaptations of said same property. Not mine, don't sue, and so forth and so on.
Dedications & Thanks: Thanks to Joe for being a support and a pretty awesome editor.
Summary: Love is love, but there's always obstacles that stand in the way of happily ever after.
Lexi's Note: I'm an unabashed Jean/Emma shipper. This is my first real attempt at prose in a LONG time.
May 7, 2009
The Xavier School for the Gifted - Salem Center, New York
Singing along softly with one of her favorite songs as it poured from her white earbuds, Emma Frost makes her way across the courtyard. Thanks to her powers, avoiding the other students milling between classes is child's play during her leisurely walk to the main building for her Advanced Applied Psionics class. Raising one hand, she b
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Lexi's Note: This will be one of the last few that will be in chronological order. Once I get it set up, we'll start delving into their past, and once I'm done there, there will be a time jump forward into the comic I will be doing (where the survivors will be about two years older).
May 16, 2009
The Xavier School for the Gifted - Salem Center, New York
Staring blankly into her mirror, Emma makes no sound as her friend runs a brush through her platinum blond hair. The sun shines through the window of Emma's room with the rosy hue of morning, but a noticeable heaviness lingers in the air as the two girls sit in silence. Placing the brush on the blonde's vanity, the violet butterfly mask of her power signature erupts into place in front of Betsy's face. Two small, fancy silver combs studded with diamonds are enveloped by energy of an identical hue and float through the air, coming to rest in the English gi
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Lexi's Note: Sorry about the lateness of this chapter. Between falling behind due to the week without power, and now I have the flu, I'm getting this out as best I can.
May 18, 2009
The Frost Summer Home - East Hampton, NY
Tiredly Emma goes through the motions of changing into her pajamas, leaving her clothes of the day lay on the floor to deal with at some later point. She lets out a deep sigh, feeling completely spent in body, mind, and soul after her ninety-minute session with Dr. Kapatī. Smiling faintly at the revisited memories of her more awkward days, the petite blonde lets herself fall backwards onto the large leather sofa. Landing on something hard, she squeaks and squirms a bit, digging her phone out of the pocket of her sapphire blue pjs. Setting the phone on the coffee table, she reaches for the large remote control for the family entertainment center. A few presses of the LCD screen later, the large