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The first morning sunlight cast the most beautiful of glows upon cold metal that was soon quickly warming. As the blue-eyed robot rose from his slumber upon the couch, he smiled as he greeted the day, opening the door to his master's home wide, as if eager to welcome in a roommate he'd not seen in years.
"Good morning, morning!" He cheerily exclaimed. As a fresh October wind blew into his face and the first of fall leaves flickered by, he smiled broadly. He knew it, today was gonna be a good day, he could just tell. Cheerily bounding down the patio past still-slumbering garden gnomes, he spread his arms wide as if wishing to hug all the world. "Here comes the sun, do-do-doo-doo! Here comes the sun, and I saaaay it's all right!"
"Ah, another bright new day." Zim said cheerily, rubbing his gloved hands together. "As you remember, I perfected my latest INGENIOUS device just yesterday! This means I have at least a week to bug the D
Earthworm Zim Chp. 12, part 2Red stood perfectly still as the pug raced over to him and began sniffing at his feet.Earthworm Zim Chp. 12, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Rofl just wants to get familiar with you," Lol chuckled as she leaned against the counter. "See? He likes you."
The pug's tongue wagged as he gazed up at Red with big eyes. Red chuckled nervously as he slowly knelt down before the animal. Ever so carefully, he placed his two fingers on the pug's large body and stroked it gently.
That did it as Rofl panted quietly and leaned into his touch as his tail wagged. Red, amazed at what he accomplished, looked up to see the impressed expression on Lol's face as she smiled at him encouragingly.
Red just gazed at her smile...it was just so mesmerizing...and her long brown hair, nearly covering half her face...he just wanted to reach over and brush it to the side so he could see her eyes more clearly...
Red broke out of his trance when he felt something warm and wet on his fingers. He looked down and cringed as Rofl licked his fingers affectionately.
Earthworm Zim Chp. 7, part 2Throughout the town that Zim had landed in since he arrived on Earth, citizens everywhere were praising Dib, even merchandise had immediately been made in his honor for the revealing of the alien.Earthworm Zim Chp. 7, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Two figures in black coats and sunglasses merged through the streets, trying to blend in and trying not to be noticed. It was an easy task, considering everyone just ignored them.
"Pretty cool that Frida gave us this mission to scan the building where Zim's being kept, huh, hon?" Nurse Gazelle said, her blonde hair snug into a bun.
"Seriously, must you say that out loud?" Oz sighed, adjusting his glasses.
"Sorry, nut-sized brain here..."
They passed another group of people, a group of Dib fangirls, as they made it across the street and stood beside a comic book shop.
"Oh, they're making these already?" Oz scoffed as he gazed into the window of the shop.
Displayed was a copy of a comic soon to be published. On the front cover it said Big-Headed Alien Conquerer.
"These people have no lif
Chaotic Order Chapter 11Ruff gulped as he tightened his grip on the net, sweat pouring down the side of his face as he adjusted his glasses.Chaotic Order Chapter 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There Discord lay...though he looked much bigger than before, and that fang visible below his top lip seemed almost too...terrifying. The red pupils in his golden eyes made the canine host's fur stick up on end.
"For my friend Twilight...for my friend Twilight..." Ruff told himself repeatedly, nearly shrinking even further behind the bush he kept himself hidden in.
However, he wasn't the only one keeping hidden. Blossom and Chet stood close by him, the three of them inseparable. Somehow, they actually managed to find Discord, hidden deep within the darker edges of the Everfree Forest. Well, third time was always the charm, and their third search around the area scored them big time.
A low growl emerged from the chaotic beast, and Ruff found himself fearfully squeaking more than Chet himself as the dog felt his paws shaking on the grip of his net.
Chaotic Order Chapter 7Eileen gazed out the window of her room in the castle as the morning sun shone upon Equestria. Another wonderful slumber from her queen-size bed, Eileen was ready to take on another day of searching for her unicorn friend right after breakfast with the others.Chaotic Order Chapter 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She took notice of a familiar blonde color upon blue as well as bright red beside it, and she immediately smiled before waving toward the visitors of the castle.
Margaret smiled up at her best friend from the window and waved while she stood beside Mordecai, Rigby, and Rocky, all who have arrived at the castle for breakfast as well as await news from the princesses. The red robin casted a glanced over at Mordecai, and her smile faded.
The bluejay tried to brush away the stranded locks of his blonde hair away from his face as he checked on the bo staff he tied around his neck. Though he had a good sleep in Sugarcube Corner last night, the anxiety and fear and determination never left him.
"Dang it..." He muttered as he whipped his
Earthworm Zim Chp. 5, part 2Back at the treehouse, Rocky ordered her team to provide her with some medical supplies while she sat on the couch, wrapping Zim's arm in bandages.Earthworm Zim Chp. 5, part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zim, now without his disguise, watched as Rocky carefully and ever so gently added a few more bandages to his already bandage-thick arm. Zim didn't suffer anything severely; he had received pain, and learned to past through it. Nothing ached anymore after that fall.
But for some reason...he liked the attention Rocky was giving him.
"Okay, that'll do," Rocky said, turning to the three boys. "Thanks. I'll take it from here now."
"Yes, sir," Tommy saluted before he dashed off to his room for a well-deserved nap.
Numbuh 13 stood beside Wally as they slowly walked away from where Rocky and Zim were...his heart tightened when he saw the alien actually share a smile with Rocky.
"Uh, you don't think they're going to go out, do you?" He asked Wally rather nervously, his eyes never tearing away from the scene.
Wally sighed, an annoyed look on his fac
Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 1"Guys, please listen to me!" Twilight pleaded to the massive angry crowd before her.Chaotic Order Chapter 13, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But no one even bothered listening to her, they all assumed her mind had been corrupted by Discord, who stood over Twilight protectively while glares and sneers directed at him.
The moonlight seemed to be fading and darkness seemed to surround them even more as Twilight stood closer to Discord, never daring to break away from his side.
"Listen to me Twilight!" One shouted. "Discord's totally got you mind-racked!"
"Mind-racked?" The unicorn repeated in utter horror by such an accusation toward her best friend.
"Oh, really, is that all they assume I did?" Discord spoke sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
Twilight's eyes glistened as she gazed up at Discord. The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony looked down at her, his mismatched eyes assuring her that what he was receiving by her friends and loved ones was much expected. He placed a gentle paw on her backside, soothing her fears just temporarily, encouragin
Earthworm Zim Chp. 1Deep within the semi-darkness of his lab, a young alien typed rapidly on his computer. His eye ridges shifted in an expression of annoyance as the information he desired to obtain was either hard to or too slow to process.Earthworm Zim Chp. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flying down gas tube and sliding to the floor was no other than his SIR unit, a regular smile on his metallic lips and a toy pig in his hands.
"I gots new piggy!" Gir exclaimed excitedly as he skipped over to his master and shoved the new toy in his serious face.
"How many pigs do you even need, Gir?" Zim demanded before slapping the toy away from his view of the computer screen. "Honestly, they're useless, especially since they failed to help me rid of the Dib-worm permanently!"
"Aw!" Gir cooed, not realizing his master's temper. "How about piggy give you a kiss?" And he made lip-smacking noises as he slowly eased his toy towards Zim, attempting it to 'kiss' him.
"Away with you!" Zim shouted before he grabbed the toy and threw it as far as he could. Unf
Earthworm Zim Chp. 21, part 1"Are you sure you should go now after just coming back?"Earthworm Zim Chp. 21, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Red looked at his troubled advisor of many years and chuckled. "Shruid, I know Purple and I have our duties to Irk," he placed some Irken devices into his bag. "But some of us also have duties to Earth." He looked over and watched as Lol handed Rofl to an Irken soldier to bring unto the Massive.
Though everyone had enjoyed their time on Irk, it was time to go home. Many needed to tend back to their jobs as well as make up for having skipped school; Fanboy and Chum Chum had hoped they'd never return to Mr. Mufflin's class.
"You packed the invitations, right?" Purple asked as he looked at Shruid. "Remember, this is a very important celebration, and all is to be invited."
The advisor looked uneasy. "But...ponies? Weird creatures? And humans who wear underwear outside their pants?"
"I resent that!" Fanboy huffed, he and Chum Chum having heard him from afar.
Red shook his head. "Earth is our sister planet, Shruid," he told him. "Thoug
Earthworm Zim Chp. 18, part 1The bell of the pet shop tolled and the brunette looked up from her register and smiled.Earthworm Zim Chp. 18, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello, Mrs. Harmounian," Lol greeted. Then she smiled at the goat that stood beside the elderly woman. "And hello, Mitzy." The goat gave a happy bleat as it smiled.
"Hello, dear," Oz's mom greeted, "just here to buy Mitzy's usual."
"A sack of crab grass pellets, coming right up!" Lol said cheerfully as she bent down and dragged a large bag out from underneath her storage cabinet. She hauled it over to the woman, and was stunned when Oz's mom was able to hold it in her delicate, aged hands.
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart," the old woman smiled at her. She handed her the money as well as some extra. "Keep the change, dear. Galaxy Hills has become even more happy since you and Winn have begun living here."
Lol took the money gratefully just as Red came into the shop with a large crate in his hands.
"The new pets have arrived," he announced, "let's hope these little suckers don't multiply too much."
Earthworm Zim Chp. 9, part 1It had only been one day since Zim had learned the terrible truth and the poor alien felt truly dead inside. He wouldn't talk to anyone, even Brian, Rita, or Gir. Not even Rocky.Earthworm Zim Chp. 9, part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His Earth parents allowed him to stay in his lab, thinking that he needed time alone. They were just so horrified that his leaders, the aliens whom had sent Zim to their planet and thus met the family he always wanted, thought of Zim as nothing but a defect, having hoped he would die on their planet.
Brian looked up from his book and watched Rita carry a tray over to the trash bin that led to the underground lab. She opened the lid and gently placed the tray inside the bin before stepping on the control that worked its way down to where their alien son was.
"It's just so..." She sighed, her fists tightening. "It's just not right..."
Brian sighed. "Honey, everyone's just as upset as we are about this..."
Spongehammer 40kIt is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.Spongehammer 40k in Humor More Like This
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA! Our remaining twenty two campers went on a spooky scavenger hunt that was creepy, and painful! Just when we thought it couldn’t get any weirder, we brought back Arachni-Adam to perform an eight legged tapdance show for a captive audience. Last episode, there was a team swap! Now Constance and Rodney are Turtles, Colton and Tanner are Maggots, and Jasmine and Nicole are Rats. Who will be the next player to be discharged from the island? Who will ride the Hurl of Shame next? How many times can I laugh at them until then? Find out today on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE!!!
=== Campgrounds === (The cabins. Everyone is asleep. The final twenty one rest peacefully. Desiree is sitting on the porch of the dining hall, sketching in her notebook. Sammy is sitting next to her)
Sammy: So what are you gonna do with all of these notes when you’re done?
Desiree: See if I can make something out of it. Write a book. My notebook’s just about full. I’ll need
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA!!! I was miraculously brought back to the island after my involuntary vacation! In my slight absence, Blaineley and Chef welcomed the new cast of All Stars from the previous seasons of Total Drama where they'd compete in their original battlefield, Camp Wananakwa! Then it was Heroes vs. Villains diving into the shark infested waters for the one key that would unlock to the door to the ALL new, McClean Spa Hotel for WINNERS ONLY! Thanks to the determination of Sierra, and the handwork of her soon-to-be-or-else, boyfriend, B, we got a performance keeping us on the edge of our seats! And sadly for Noah, he teetered on the edge of his team's last nerves. The Villains, much to the ire of Abigail, bid farewell to the bonified braniac via the newest commode of elimination. The Flush of Shame! Who will be the next to face the flusher? Find out now on TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS!!!
=== Wawanakwa, Loser Cabins, Girl's Side === (The camera zooms in on the loser cabin, th
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE! Our cast was blinded by science! Each of the three teams had to retrieve fake IDs permitting them to work with dangerous chemicals. With those chemicals, they had to construct for me a potion that could cleanse the island of its radioactivity issue. If I don’t clear up the island by the end of the season, Wawakanwa could undergo a quarantine lockdown… and I would be arrested…. again. Negative thoughts aside, a lot of good teens will be hurt today as they were yesterday! The Mutant Maggots blew it last challenge, but someone tampered with the Rat’s serum and caused them to blow it UP. Harrison tore up the Rat’s chances at possibly winning, earning their distrust. Ella tried to mend it, un-earning Harry’s trust! Rodney is still falling in love back and forth, left and right. Anyway, this episode will dig deep into every contestants worse fears. We’re going straight to the humiliating challenge. Get that on
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE! Our cast was blinded by science! Each of the three teams had to retrieve fake IDs permitting them to work with dangerous chemicals. With those chemicals, they had to construct for me a potion that could cleanse the island of its radioactivity issue. If I don’t clear up the island by the end of the season, Wawakanwa could undergo a quarantine lockdown… and I would be arrested…. again. Negative thoughts aside, a lot of good teens will be hurt today as they were yesterday! The Mutant Maggots blew it last challenge, but someone tampered with the Rat’s serum and caused them to blow it UP. The Rats lost and pinned the blame on poor Zachary, condeming him to the Hurl of Shame, but not before Coby put two and two together and cleared his name, since Zachary’s explosives were with Beardo all this time. Those two have already been hurled. Thank. Goodness. Music and explosions go great together, just not on MY show. (he claps)
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=== Inner Mine, Minecart Area === (Nicole dressed as Giselle, Harrison, Zachary, Cheyenne, and Max reach an area with tracks running down a steep slope. There are two minecarts. The area used to stay sturdy and even, but now the path goes down and rugged)
Harrison: Minecarts… Perfect.
Zachary: Sarcastic “perfect” or genuine “perfect”.
Harrison: (shrugs) It’s up in the air, to be honest.
Zachary: Where do you think they lead?
Harrison: I’m street smart, not mine smart. How should I know? NICOLE’S the secret agent. Shouldn’t you have some fancy schmancy gadgets for this stuff?
Nicole: I didn’t come to this mission entirely prepared. If I whipped out a lipstick laser, or a jetpack blow dryer every episode, wouldn’t you be suspicious?
Harrison: I’d be IMPRESSED. I want a jetpack blow dryer.
Max: I could make one of those. I just need the right material. A bag of chips, a dead fish, and a mousetrap.
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA! Our cast ventured into the dark realm of… pageantry. The Maggots lost due to Sammy’s terrible grudge against Amy! Vise versa. Sammy assaulted Amy. Vise versa. Sammy was voted off… vise versa. Amy and Sammy, thanks to Sammy, SWITCHED places at elimination ceremony! Sammy was hurled, but it wasn’t Sammy! It was Amy! … (groans) I’m SO glad one of them is gone. Makes my job MUCH easier. Jack’s still a hero. Giselle’s still Lolita. Harrison and Colton still hate each other. Tanner’s still scheming, and Topher is doing whatever Topher does. (Chris digresses) Today will be a HOOT and HOLLERIN of a time! We’re bringin the seven seas to Wawanakwa! It’s PIRATE TIME on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE!!!
=== Station Head, Environmental Protection Agency Headquarters === (Hank and Alice are both in a conference room. Alice is on a large computer. The room is filled with plants, a green carpet, and an earthy under
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Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA!!! Our cast ventured into the mines of Wawanakwa to obtain some rare delicacies known as CARBON ZIRCONIUM… little did my useless research committee know, there wasn’t a smidge of that stuff in the mines. Nope. The cast wasted my time bringing me CUBIC ZIRCONIA. Useless material. This sets back my schedule a ton! Anyway, back to the ingrates. Ella and Harrison butt heads on the issue of common courtesy to your neighbors. Wanting to help the other teams, Ella and Harrison saved Adam, and Ella’s friendly demeanor cost her the game. Rodney has stayed loyal to ONE girl all episode! Desiree. Will it last? Find out-
---> Giselle: (sobbing hysterically) Doshteeee?!~ Doshteeee?!!! Ell-Ella chan... sh-she... it's not even the merge and m...my...my BFF is... (Looks completely lost and looks away from the camera) gone... (Suddenly shakes her head and wipes her tears, though she still sobs) N-No... Ella-chan left with pride and a gorgeous ballad riv
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MUTANT MAGGOTS =-= Amy, Desiree, Ella, Giselle, Harrison, Jack, Nicole, Rodney, Sammy, Topher =-= MUTANT MAGGOTS
Chris: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA! Our contestants were majorly humiliated on national TV. We learned that while the campers are all here to win, they’re all losers in their own way. One way or another, we cracked down on the crumbling cast to peer into their lives and discover their most intimate secrets! Desiree writes erotica! Rodney farts a lot! Harrison was pantsed! Topher puts manure in his hair! Samey sucks her finger, and Jack… will NOT own up to being “Super Jack”. What is WRONG with him? The cast got to meet FANG last challenge. TRULY an honor. (He laughs) Anywhozawhatsits, be prepared for today’s sky high challenge on TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE!
=== Dining Hall === (Inside the dining hall. It’s breakfast time. The three teams are sitting at their tables. The dining hall is still old and rusty. The place is filthy. They