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MegaTheme 8: Kick in the HeadMegaTheme 8: Kick in the Head in Humor More Like This
"And what's more, Miss Ritchi, is that you can put a stop to this," Megamind continued, after explaining his evil plan. "Just agree to be my Evil Queen, and I will leave your boyfriend alone and this city."
Roxanne rolled her eyes; first he impressed her, then he made a fool of himself with the chair, and now he was giving her the Evil Queen lecture again.
On a Sunday morning too.
"After all, you're a fine...specimen," he said, his green eyes staring at her legs.
Her jaw dropped. That's it!
"You don't have to give me your answer now!" he continued. "In fact, why don't you give it after I've shown you the power I have-"
He was cut off wh
MegaTheme 6: Danger AheadMegaTheme 6: Danger Ahead in Humor More Like This
DANGER AHEAD
The car drove right past the sign, and Roxanne managed to look behind her from her position in the front seat. Her hands were tied, preventing her from whacking her kidnapper for ignoring the sign.
"You did read that sign, right?" she asked.
Megamind chuckled.
"Miss Ritchi, I read that sign before you did," he explained, before tapping his large head with a finger. "My head is big for a reason; it can read things faster than a mere human could."
"Well, that "brilliant" brain of yours obviously didn't read the sign properly," said Roxanne.
"Oh, you mean the 'Danger Ahead' part?" he said. "Minion put that there to keep people
MegaTheme 21: ObsessionMegaTheme 21: Obsession in Romance More Like This
Roxanne knew there were plenty of other women in the city, and that she wasn't the most gorgeous looking out of all of them...and yet, she had three guys obsessing over her, two of which weren't even human. And the third was just a creep.
She used to wonder why she couldn't find a normal guy to be with, but this desire soon faded when she discovered that normal was boring. Imagining a life with a normal guy just didn't work; there wouldn't be enough excitement in her life, and she wouldn't stick around for very long.
But what did the three un-normal guys see in her? That was what she wanted to know. Did they see the same as the other did, o
MegaTheme 5: WaitingMegaTheme 5: Waiting in Humor More Like This
The lair was silent as the three waited.
Roxanne was tied to her chair once more, one leg crossed over the other while she looked at something rather interesting on the ceiling. Minion was stood behind her, twiddling his fingers patiently.
Megamind was, at first, spinning in his chair, but then he began to tap his foot impatiently, followed by an exaggerated sigh.
"What's taking that big oaf so long?" he demanded.
Roxanne rolled her eyes.
"I told you already; he's helping with an evacuation in Japan. One of the volcanoes is about to erupt," she explained.
"And that's more important to him rather than saving his girlfriend?" the alien qu
MegaTheme 35: SpiralMegaTheme 35: Spiral in Humor More Like This
"So Miss Ritchi-" Spin, "you must be wondering-" Spin, "what I have-" Spin, "instore for you-" Spin, "today."
"Seriously, what are you doing?"
Megamind stopped spinning in his chair, giving her a confused look.
"Why Miss Ritchi, I am spinning in my chair!" he informed. "What's the point of having one if you don't spin in it? I will admit, the human race has a slight chance of surviving, considering they invented these things!"
He then spun himself round faster than before, letting out a happy cry.
"Weee!"
But it died as he slowed down and saw Roxanne raising an eyebrow at him.
"Um," he said hesitantly, wondering if he should risk injur
MegaTheme 14: MultitaskingMegaTheme 14: Multitasking in General Fiction More Like This
Roxanne awoke to the sound of typing, humming, and the electronic beeping noises of a computer. Her eyes opened, and before her, she saw Megamind sat at his desk. But what she witnessed impressed her.
Megamind was typing on two different computers, connected to two different screens, and his eyes passed between each one so quickly she was surprised how he could keep up. And on top of that, he was humming a tune.
That head was big for a reason.
She would have suspected him of showing off...but he didn't know she was awake, and there was no one else around to show off to. Not even Minion – but then again, the fish had probably seen this
MegaTheme 39: Through the FireMegaTheme 39: Through the Fire in Drama More Like This
Roxanne coughed as the smoke swirled around her, and behind her, she could hear the crackling flames as they consumed the Lair and everything Megamind had created. She had left the ropes and the kidnapping chair behind, and was trying to find her way out.
The kidnapping had gone as it had usually gone – until Megamind's newest creation had exploded. Roxanne had been able to wriggle from her bonds. She briefly wondered what had happened to Megamind and Minion. A feeling of dread passed through her at the thought of the blast killing them; despite the fact that they had kidnapped her too many times to count...she didn't wish for them to b
MegaTheme 50: RelaxationMegaTheme 50: Relaxation in Romance More Like This
"Honestly, Roxanne, you're worse than Minion!"
Roxanne couldn't help but laugh at the pout-like expression upon Megamind's face.
"At least I'm not forcing you into your bed and tucking in the covers so you stay there," she told him. "But I will if you don't do as you're told. Come on, you need rest; a little relaxation never hurts anyone."
"It hurts my brain," Megamind said, folding is arms across his chest.
When he had been put in the clear by the doctors at the prison infirmary, Minion had broken him out and brought him back to the Lair, but instead of working on any of his projects, Megamind had been told to rest his leg. Just in case
MegaTheme 24: Are You Challenging Me?MegaTheme 24: Are You Challenging Me? in Romance More Like This
"Are you challenging me?"
"Maybe. Maybe not."
Megamind smirked. He was glad that Roxanne was enjoying the date, despite the fact that he'd pretty much forced her into it. The pair of them were actually having a really good time.
This came as a surprise for Roxanne. She knew that Megamind could be entertaining sometimes, but that entertainment always bordered on annoying. And sometimes, he was just downright annoying altogether. But now... She didn't know what to say.
"Of course I can catch more grapes in my mouth than you!" Megamind went on to say.
It was dark, and the pair were having a picnic which Minion had packed for them outside th
MegaTheme 26: Broken PiecesMegaTheme 26: Broken Pieces in Drama More Like This
When Megamind saw the broken pieces of the glass scattered across the apartment floor, he knew something was wrong.
"Megamind, you're the last person I want to see," came Roxanne's voice, and the villain turned to see his kidnapping victim in the doorway that led to her bedroom. "Just go. I'm not in the mood to be kidnapped."
She turned and slammed the door shut behind her without another word. Usually Megamind would ignore her pleas and just kidnap her anyway. But he'd seen it in her eyes; something was definitely wrong, and he wanted to know what.
Putting away his gun he cautiously made his way over to the bedroom door and opened it, to
Megamind Genderbent Ch. 11 Megamind took a city bus all the way to the prison sadly watching the city pass by. When she finally made it back she stepped out of the bus as two officers grabbed their guns looking completely shocked as she walked passed them determined. They escorted her inside where she met the Warden with a sad face. The warden looked at her surprised, but when Megamind held up her hands for her to cuff she nodded and did just that, letting the guards take her back to her cell.Megamind Genderbent Ch. 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Unless someone comes to our aid soon, all maybe lost. Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus. Remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further n
Megamind Genderbent Ch. 10 Randal sighed in frustration as the doorbell to his apartment rang. He got up and walked to the door. Looking in the little eye whole, he rolled his eyes when he saw Megamind looking right back at him. He opened the door, keeping the chain on it, asked rudely "What do you want?"Megamind Genderbent Ch. 10 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Titania's turned evil." Megamind said smushing her face into the little opening the chain offered.
"Congratulations!" Randal said sarcastically "Another one of your genius plans has back fired on you!" Thinking for a moment he then added, annoyed "And why did my doorwoman even let you up?!" Megamind sighed on the other side of the door and held up a small
Snow Day Ch. 2 "Now does everybody know the plan?" Roxanne asked her young warriors and they all nodded, evil little gins lining their faces. "Alright," she and Claire looked above their fort carefully eyeing the enemies base. When she saw Megamind's dark blue cap shift in the snow she held up her hand snowball in toe and cried defiantly "ATTACK!!" The girls joined her, yelling happily as they pummeled the boys fort with snowballs. Jacqueline and Jill had taken point, Carrie, Brie, and McKenna took care of the rear while Claire was their eye in the sky. Her sharp blue pools could see a mile away protecting the fleet from unwanted company.Snow Day Ch. 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Megamind Genderbent Ending Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves.Megamind Genderbent Ending in Short Stories More Like This
Megamind's heart raced as she waited for her time to come out into the open. Finally she couldn't wait any longer and as she charged her gun she heard the mayor announce her. The wall exploded and she stepped out of the smoke and cried happily "Alright, put your hands in the air!" the crowd cheered holding up masks with her face as well as other fun toys. After a moment she glanced to the side then held her gun to the crowd and said "Now, hand over your wallets!" The cheering died down as shocked and confused face's met hers. One man actually reac
Snow Day "Hurry up daddy!!" Claire cried as she jumped up and down in her haste to get out of the lair. It was more of a really big house now, but still. She was a bit sad that Minion couldn't come with them, but Megamind still had to fix his indoor heating system.Snow Day in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm coming!" Megamind cried back as he wrapped his black and blue striped scarf around his neck. Megamind was sporting thick dark jeans with a black shirt and sweater. He wore a long heavy black jacket, his black cloves, (minus the spikes) his boots, and his brand new dark blue snow hat. He was quite warm and where they were headed that was a good thing.
"The snow's not going an
At A Loss ch. 12 Minion pulled up to the church and Megamind quickly got out. He hurried his way through the gathering area and out to where the actual church was. Megamind wondered if Chaos picked this place because of the fact that it was under reconstruction. Scaffolding was everywhere and plastic see-through tarps were over the pews, altar and pretty much everything else. There were also some hanging from the scaffolds. Megamind pushed a hanging tarp out of his way as he made his was over to the altar. He glanced up at the stain glass windows, slightly colorful due to the city lights finding a way through. He had never seen real stAt A Loss ch. 12 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
At A Loss ch. 14 Roxanne stood quickly out of her seat "We have to find him!" she declared, walking over to the computer.At A Loss ch. 14 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I agree, but how are we supposed to find him, when even the police can't?!" Caitlin asked, exasperated.
Roxanne turned to her "The police?" she asked confused "Why are the police looking for him?"
Caitlin sighed "Come on Roxanne you just saw why!" she cried. Roxanne simply raised an eyebrow. Caitlin smacked her forehead "I forgot you are an invalid at the moment." she said under her breath. "He stole two million dollars remember?"
"Oh, yes, I remember." Roxanne s
Never Seen Her Cry "Minion!" Megamind yelled.Never Seen Her Cry in Short Stories More Like This
"Coming!" Minion cried racing to his master and best friend. He found his master loitering above his work table with a pencil in hand and paper on the table. "What can I do for you, Sir?" the fish asked cheerfully.
"Tell me what you think?" Megamind said as he raised his design so that Minion could see it. "It's my new design for the city's firefighters!" he said happily.
"That's great, Sir!" Minion said back just as happy, although he had know idea what it was or how it worked. He was happy because Megamind was happy.
"Boy
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 871. ObsessionMegamind 100 Word Challenge 8 in Short Stories More Like This
"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro M
Thank you Ch. 3 "So what are we doing again?" Megamind asked as Roxanne finished tying his tie.Thank you Ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She sighed "I told you, we're going to the gala held at your museum tonight." she finished and took a step back to look at her work then added "I told you that three times already. Why are you so distracted?"
Megamind sighed "I don't know, and I'm sorry I keep forgetting."
Roxanne smiled and kissed him on the cheek "It's alright, I forgive you." she took another step back and twirled her brand new blue dress that she had bought just for this occasion. It was a rather simple dress, but it ha
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Little Metrocity Megamind paced the hall outside the hospital room anxiously, his new black cape flowing out behind him. "It'll be OK, Sir," Minion told his master for perhaps the hundredth time that night.Little Metrocity in Short Stories More Like This
"It's just like back in my shool house!" Megamind exclaimed.
"That's school house, Sir."
"Whatever. I feel like everyone but me knows what's going on!"
"Sir, everything will be fine. Why don't you work on your new invention?" Minion asked, holding it out to his master.
"Oh, fine!" he said, taking it and sitting down. He began tinkering with the new item. It was a special thing, something secret, a surprise. Only Minion
If Things Had Been Different 9 Roxanne sat on the bed that had been provided for her. They couldn't let her go now that she knew where they were at, so they were keeping her locked in their undersea lair. She didn't mind, really. After all she had been through, she didn't want to go back. But she didn't know how to approach Megamind after such an awkward conversation. In the end, after all was said and done, nothing that needed to be said was said. The air was still coursing with unchanneled feelings and unspoken words.If Things Had Been Different 9 in Short Stories More Like This
Since there were only two cave-rooms suitable for sleeping, and Megamind had given her his bed, Roxanne had decided the only course of action sh
The Megabrood: Seven Minds 12 ...The swift end, of course, being the end of her fall.The Megabrood: Seven Minds 12 in Short Stories More Like This
Metrocity's eyes blinked open, and she saw the world flying past, sideways, not down or up. She held tight to the body that was carrying her. It had to be Minion. "You fantastic fish you!" she cried, pulling back to make sure Minion was OK. Instead, she saw it was Bernard, which surprised her even more.
Bernard, who could barely lift a fifty-pound weight with two hands, who had never carried more than a seven-year-old child in any direction but died, who had almost died and broken an arm the last time he had tried to actually carry anyone anywhere, Bernard, was flying
The Megabrood: Evil Faces 16 Metrocity's eyes blinked slowly open. She was in a white room—blindingly white. But slowly the white began to dim down, and some things began to take shapes and other colors. Her head was pounding, her neck hurt, and her abdomen... Oh, her abdomen. Where was she? Where could she be?The Megabrood: Evil Faces 16 in Short Stories More Like This
A man dressed in white entered the room and smiled at her. Metrocity tried to sit up, but she was too dizzy, and all she could hear was the blood pounding through her ears. Who was this man? What was he here for? Why? He said something, but Metrocity didn't hear...didn't hear...didn't hear... Silenc
The Disguise, Chapter Six "I'm going to be a father, Minion!" Megamind cried, bursting through the lair door.The Disguise, Chapter Six in Short Stories More Like This
"What!?" Minion cried, standing fast.
"I know, isn't it great?" Megamind cried, throwing himself into his high-backed leather chair and swiveling around the room a few times. "Roxanne is already two months along! She went to the doctor to see why she was sick in the mornings, and—"
"Sir!" Minion exclaimed, voice a few octaves too high as he rushed over to stop his Master's swiveling. "This is terrible, this is horrendous, the worst thing that could have ever happened!"
"Minion, I can't make that bad of a Dad!" Megamind said, c
The Disguise, Chapter Seven "Roxanne! Roxanne, wake up, I need to tell you something!" Megamind hissed in Bernard form, shaking her into wakefulness.The Disguise, Chapter Seven in Short Stories More Like This
"What is it?" she mumbled, lifting her head slightly and opening bleary eyes.
"Roxanne, I need to tell you something, something very important that—"
"Can it wait until morning?" Roxanne asked, glancing over at the bedside clock, proclaiming that the hour was 1 AM.
"Well I suppose so, but—"
"So tell me then," she grumbled, rolling
The Disguise, Chapter Ten Megamind stood and made his way slowly to the door of the lair, not thinking about who could be outside. He just wanted to be left alone to mope in peace!The Disguise, Chapter Ten in Short Stories More Like This
As the door opened, Minion burst in, and Megamind looked a bit startled. "Minion!" he cried.
"Sir, Sir, Miss Ritchi's been kidnapped!" Minion cried.
"What!?"
"I was walking through the allies earlier today when I saw Miss Ritchi and the little baby, and I thought maybe I'd say hi, though looking back that wouldn't have been the best decision if I had been able to, since of course Roxanne probably hates your—"
"Get to the pont, Minion!" Megamind cried.
The Disguise, Chapter Eleven Roxanne blinked her eyes open to find herself bound to a chair and gagged with a wet cloth. At first, not completely sure of where she was, Roxanne was angry, furious even. How DARE Megamind kidnap her, Quade and all, so soon after she discovered his secret! How DARE he put their baby in danger like this, only a day and a half old!The Disguise, Chapter Eleven in Short Stories More Like This
She began to yell at the shadows of the room, sure Megamind, as always, was lurking among them. It sounded something like this:
"MEHAHI YO IHUHERAHER HAHER, YO HO YUR HA HI IHNAN! I WA-A WORR WIH YO! HU'D BEYA—"
"Getting angry are we, my sweet?" came a voice as a tall man stepped from th
The Disguise, Chapter Twelve "OW, MY GIANT BLUE HEAD!" Megamind cried, clutching his head and turning to look at his attacker. He kicked out, pulling Titos' feet from under him and sending him crashing to the ground. Roxanne felt relief flood through her as she watched. He was alright!The Disguise, Chapter Twelve in Short Stories More Like This
"Go Megamind!" she cried, egging him on as he whipped out his de-gun and stepped over Titos' downed form.
"Now where is he?" Megamind growled, shoving his baby-seal-leather-boot-clad foot down on Titos' throat and pointing his weapon down at the man's chest.
"I'm not—" Titos began, but Megamind wasn't in the mood for games. He pushed harder with his foot, con
The New Roxanne, Part Two Roxanne was thirty minutes late for dinner, but she didn't care. She felt exhilerated and frightened and nervous, but it was all worth it. But Bernard was waiting paitiently at their table in the resteraunt, like she knew he would be. She was so releived though. Part of her thought he might have left, even though she knew better.The New Roxanne, Part Two in Short Stories More Like This
"Sorry I'm late." She said, sitting down and setting down her bag.
"Your hair, looks, exciting!" He said, and Roxanne smiled at how he said it, with that Bernard-ish charm she had come to love. She felt her heart flutter, but
Roxanne's memories part 2Roxanne's memories part 2 in Romance More Like This
Blue Bubble Bath
Now that she was thinking about it, that memory was also the only time she saw him completely exhausted. And sadly, it wasn't because of her.
It had been a hard and long summer day. Megamind had fought nonstop. He'd interrupted a hold-up, helped citizens stuck in a traffic jam, freed a man from his car using the Decoupage mode of his De-gun, found a kid lost in the park, and then found the kid's dog. He'd stumbled upon a dangerous criminal everyone had been trying to find for days, rescued people from a burning building who were too high for the firemen's ladder, and saved a couple from drowning near Metro City harbour. Rox
TextingRoxanne wondered, with all his genius, if Megamind really knew anything of the modern world.Texting in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sure, he was a genius in all other ways. He built his own evil inventions (well, not so evil anymore), could answer intense mathematical equations at the drop of a hat, and could take apart an army tank piece-by-piece and rebuild it into a rocket. Yet before disguising himself as Bernard, he'd never had a phone. He wasn't sure what 'video games' were and scoffed at the simplicity of them when he did. But the biggest shocker to Roxanne was that before he met her, he'd never known how to text or what a text was.
Yes, Megamind was book smart. Bu
Rejection in the RainShe broke his heart in the cold, pouring rainRejection in the Rain in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She asks, "You think I'd ever be with you?"
He has never felt such a crushing pain
She demands, "What could you have hoped to gain?"
Green eyes look at her, skin glistening blue
She broke his heart in the cold, pouring rain
His throat is aching, he tries to explain
His heart is on his sleeve; she gets a clue
He has never felt such a crushing pain
He feels like he's in jail, choked by a chain
Stuck behind bars with no way to get through
She broke his heart in the cold, pouring rain
She thinks that he was just playing a game
He really fell for her, she never knew
He has never felt such
Megamind x Roxanne: SwimmingRoxanne sighed as she sliced cleanly through the water, the scent of chlorine thick in the air and only the sound of her labored breathing echoing off the thick concrete walls.Megamind x Roxanne: Swimming in Humor More Like This
As the reporter finished her lap, her feet touched the pool's edge and she bounced off, easily falling into a brisk backstroke. Staring up at the ceiling tiles, Roxanne's mind began to wander.
She came to the pool a couple times a year to do laps and relax. Whenever Megamind's kidnappings got too obnoxious, or her job grated on her, or she got a call from her mother asking if she was ever going to settle down and have a family, she would come here and work off her st
MM: First Time"After much time and effort- the thieves were finally caught and put in their proper place, back in jail. Thank you, Megamind, for keeping the streets safe. In other news..."MM: First Time in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxanne's voice droned out of the television set and filled the empty lair. It was still just as dark and creepy as when the city's new hero was but a villain, but that mattered not. It kept thing running and working- which was all they needed. After all, one was to never judge a book by its cover.
No one seemed to be around except for maybe one or two brain bots that flew about taking a certain item to its proper location. However, not one minute passed when a door sl
MM: Your HairFifteen-year-old Roxanne sipped her soda with a bored expression as her two friend chatted away without a care in the world. The teen looked to her side to find the people within the café celebrating the New Year.MM: Your Hair in Fan Fiction More Like This
1997…
Roxanne felt old.
With a heavy sigh, she rubbed the back of her neck and felt her long hair get tangled between her fingers. She grunted softly in annoyance as she tried to separate her hand, but it kept proving to be futile. Her friends finally broke from their 'deep' conversation on who was dating whom and stared at her in amusement. She glared at them. "What?" she asked in a sarcastic manner.
"You should get y
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