The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 4-Silver BoxDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 4-Silver Box in Short Stories More Like This
Surprisingly something actually happened interesting today. On my way out of the City of Asgard and into the Plain of Ida something quite large flew out of the BiFrost and landed on the ground a couple miles out away from the city. Hurrying to the site of where I saw the object hit I found a huge blackened mountains covered in pearly ice, I was getting rather close to old entrance into Jotunheim before the time of the BiFrost, I began to get rather wary and cautious. Looking around at all of the snow and ice a faint glow in the distance called me. Fallowing the call to the warm light I came upon a small silver box with a string c
The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 1-ShoppingDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 1-Shopping in Short Stories More Like This
Walking into the grocery store this afternoon a man threw a banana at me. Not thinking much of it I continued to shop. After picking up a chocolate cake with lovely little strawberries on top from the bakery, I was pelted with grapes. Looking around I never saw who did it, I was beginning to get a bit mad at this point. Walking down the canned food aisle I picked up a few cans of peaches in Splenda (I am so happy Asgard stole the recipe from those Midgardians). And out of nowhere a can of something rather heavy smashed into the back of my skull knocking me on the floor. Tearing up from the pain I got up slowly and looked to where
The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 7-ChildrenDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 7-Children in Short Stories More Like This
I think I gained a couple pounds since the last entry. I still have not seen Thor since he and the other three took my silver box by force. So today I went out into City of Asgard to cheer myself up this afternoon since I was in my quarters for the last 3 days. Sitting down on the edge of a rather large fountain away from the castle I noticed several children I remember that live around the streets running towards me yelling "Loki! Loki!". Putting a smile on my face I copied myself still sitting on the fountain as I ran be hind a merchant's cart. Two of the smaller children jumped at the copy and went straight through and landed
The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 6-Ice CreamDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 6-Ice Cream in Short Stories More Like This
Today something magnificent came to Asgard and will forever change my life. Ice cream. Good lord! What magnificent bliss the Midgardians have developed! You are actually lucky diary that I am writing this, because I have been shoveling the ice cream in for hours. I think I look like a Blunnderbaust at this point. Ever though this wonderful food came to Asgard today, something from yesterday is still jerking at my heart. My silver box. Every time I start to think of my wonderful music box I start to eat more and more ice cream as I cry. I want my silver box back . . .
Stupid Thor . . .
The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 3-ProphecyDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 3-Prophecy in Short Stories More Like This
I had the strangest dream last night. I have never had this dream before. It was a man saying he was me, he kind of looked like me but not really. He had pale skin, curly brown hair, and a handlebar mustache and he was pulling pranks on people. This man seemed like a loon to me, but he got every single woman that walked by him to kneel to him (and other things). He took over an entire planet with an army of . . . Something, I can not really remember what they were called. All I remember is blood and high pitched screams from them. Maybe this is a prophecy? Maybe I can do all the things this man could do. But how!? I kn
The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 5-StealingDear Diary,The Mini Diaries of a Demi-God: 5-Stealing in Short Stories More Like This
Ever since I received that silver box with the strange music coming out of it I have been able to ignore Thor so much better than before and I have been a lot happier as well. I got the strings attached to a necklace that I hide under my shirts and listen to the music in my room alone. But because I could easily ignore Thor his usual strutting about the halls have been unnoticed by myself. One night while dancing around in my room I never noticed the small crowd of friends growing in my room. When I finally turned around there stood, Thor. Volstagg, Hogun, Fandral, and Sif all line up by my door. And as I froze in mid-"booty shak
Scrubs - His Screw UpTitle: His Screw UpScrubs - His Screw Up in Short Stories More Like This
Category: TV Shows Â» Scrubs
Author: Mew Bubblegum
Language: English, Rating: Rated: T
Genre: Angst/Hurt/ComfortPublished: 11-29-11, Updated: 11-29-11
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,443
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
His Screw Up
There were pictures dotted about over the coffin, some looking somewhat normal considering who it was. The place was all fashioned out to be made a little cheerier, but it didn't exactly work. I watched some of the people present. Gandhi had both his arms around Carla and Barbie, the two woman's cheeks soaked in fresh tears and old ones, yet they were both silent as a mouse. Blondie tried to hold bac
Courage : a Harry Potter poemThere once was a boy with a round chubby faceCourage : a Harry Potter poem in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And a toad with a love of escape
His family thought that he might be a Squib
And his boggart was Professor Snape
At Hogwarts he couldn't do anything right
He melted his cauldrons and spilled all his potions
You'd better watch out if you're with him in Charms
He'll take your eye out with his clumsy wand motions
He has a Remembrall which always glows scarlet
His Banishing charm knocked over Flitwick
He always forgets the common room password
And don't let him get near a broomstick!
What a loser, pathetic, a moron, a joke
Or is there more here than what meets the eye?
Friendship and cou
Scales and Exoskeletons: Ch 1Scales and Exoskeletons: Chapter 1Scales and Exoskeletons: Ch 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Team StarKid.
In the slimy depths of the massive Bug-World hive, a set of new hatchlings were about to meet the world. A long incapacitated chukapi quivered in fear and nausea. Finally in a gory display, the tiny critters bust out of its chest. Several tiny insects...and one arachnid.
As the insects happily began devouring the chukapi's flesh, the arachnid went straight for the head. Using its sharp claws, he burrowed through the poor creatures skull until he reached the still juicy brain flesh. Gorging himself, the little arachnid was swift and furious in his feast. When
.80: WordsLEAGUE OF SUPERWEIRDOS:.80: Words in Short Stories More Like This
"There's a goddamn reason I became I supervillain.
I could have used my powers for good. I could be running around saving every-freaking-body and their sister from their apparently not-quite certain doom. I could be fetching some brat's cat out of a tree right now. I could have been cherished and beloved by the American public, maybe even the entire world, too.
But that shit is for pussies.
If I'm gonna use my powers for anything, why should I bother with everyone else? I've been through enough crap in my life, it's about
Rules of Harry Potter Fandom Rules of Harry Potter FandomRules of Harry Potter Fandom in Humor More Like This
1.NEVER say that you hate Harry Potter!
2.Read all of the Harry Potter books
3.See all of the movies
4.Even if the movies suck, you must still appreciate their attempt to reach the amazing-ness of the books
5.Go to midnight premiers
6.Dress up at the midnight premiers
7.Jump anyone who shouts out spoilers
8.Have a friend who you talk about Harry Potter with 24/7
9.Eat Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bea