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To say the very least, Zim's arm was in pain as he pulled it back to himself to cradle gently and let out a small sob. "Dib..." the others name slipped past his lips as he went back to curl up next to Dib, really hoping he didn't get any worse by morning.
After a few hours of sleep however, Dib began to wake back up once more, the painkiller Zim had given him beginning to wear off. Opening his eyes to find the room he was in completely dark, he was only able to see the shadows being cast across the walls of Zim's lab.
So sitting himself up slowly to have a better look around, he couldn't help but let out a pained yelp and double over in his spot with his arms wrapped around his stomach when he tried to locate the Irken in the room. "Z-Zim?" his voice shook a bit as he called out the others name in the dark.
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Helping to steady Zim, Dib reached for the blanket he had wrapped Zim in earlier and his trench coat to pull back on. Then, draping the blanket around Zim, he merely scooped him up into his arms. "You shouldn't be walking yet. I'll carry you to the base. Besides, you'll be needing what little energy you do have right now for when we get back to your base. I'm not so sure your computer is going to let me in again." he sighed, dropping his gaze to the ground.
Nodding his head, Zim nuzzled himself into Dib's chest. "Mmm...He'll let us in...You just gotta know how to talk to him. He doesn't take you as an authority figure is all. I bet Gaz could get to him, what with all her gaming knowledge." he said, doing his best to stay awake as he was carried up the stairs to where he saw Gaz waiting for them.
Holding a few suitcases, Gaz's gaze seemed to be
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Leading Dib back to the base, confused as to why it was so quiet but figuring Dib was just being sentimental about something, Zim merely let the others silence slide. "Well, here we are...Uhh...Should I have the computer make you a room? Or would you like to bunk with me?" he asked, looking at Dib questioningly.
Dib finally looked up at Zim at the question. "Ummm...Wh-Whatever you're more comfortable with..." he then looked away to the ground again.
Zim could only look at Dib confused. "Okay...What's wrong now?" he looked worried.
Dib took a few steps back away from the other. "N-Nothing..." he lied.
Zim was really lost now. "Wh-What's wrong?" he asked again, reaching out a little for Dib but pulling back at the last second, sighing and turning towards the house to walk inside, head down. "You can have my room..." he said in a low voice.
Dib took a few more steps away from the door. "M-Maybe I should leave..." he felt uncomfortable now that he was at Zim's base.
"What? NO!" Zim grabbed
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A couple of hours passed, one right after the other, until finally Dib started to show the first signs of waking back up, though this time for good.
"Mmm...Zim?" he murmured before blinking his eyes open to look around the room.
To his surprise, said Irken was nowhere to be found. He had gone upstairs while Dib was sleeping but hadn't made it back before he woke up.
So, sitting up in bed slowly when he realized Zim wasn't in the bed with him, Dib looked about the room confusedly. "Zim?" he said again, unsure whether he should get up and look for the other or stay put. Squeezing his legs together somewhat uncomfortably, he squirmed about in the covers a bit as the urge to pee hit him all over again, reminding him that he had needed to go the last time he had woken up.
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Gaz couldn't take it anymore. She was sick and tired of having to listen to her father complain about every imperfection he found in Dib. So dropping her video game, she couldn't help but send Professor Membrane an icy glare. "Dad, SHUT UP! We ARE lumped together! I'm gay too!" she voiced out before stomping her way over to the stairs to the lab. "If you were home more, you would have known this about us!" she turned to scream back at him before storming down the stairs, just mad enough at Membrane to help Dib save Zim.
Jumping at the sound of his sister stomping down the stairs, Dib quickly turned his head to look back at her. "G-Gaz?" he couldn't believe his eyes as he watched her come up next to him so she could kneel down and take up her own towel to help him dry Zim off.
Glaring back at Dib, Gaz merely snapped at him. "Well, don't just sit
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When Dib offered him the blanket, Zim couldn't help but sigh. This was not what he had actually had in mind though he accepted it still, snuggling into the warmth anyways. "Can you stay with me?" he then asked, looking up at the boy sadly, his eyes begging for Dib to lay down next to him.
"O-Of course! I-I wouldn't leave you..." Dib said quickly, kneeling down near the Irken again and leaning in to press another kiss to his forehead before resting his head on Zim's chest comfortably.
Smiling at this, Zim brought his arms up to wrap around Dib. "Thank you..." he thanked the other before closing his eyes tiredly.
Finding the Irken's neck to nuzzle his face into, Dib responded by placing a gentle kiss there.
Eyes closing all the way now, Zim finally man
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Looking up at Dib guiltily, Zim could only drop his eyes away after a moment. "I'm sorry..." he blushed, knowing he had been getting ahead of himself. "But yeah...I could make you a disguise...You'd have to come back to my base though. The computer has the disguise machine...And...If you wanted...You could stay for a while while you try it out..." he offered, blinking back up at him after a moment or two.
"I-It's alright. I-I just don't want to do something I might regret in the future. But I can go with you to your base if you need me to. A-And if you don't mind, I-I guess I could stay for a few days while I try out the disguise, though I know I won't really be able to go out in public with it."
Smiling at Dib's answer, Zim nuzzled him affectionately. "I understand. So...Shall we go then? Oh! But you might want to pack a few things before we leave..
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Dib wasn't sure how to respond. As it seemed to him, Zim had already thought up everything to put into the disguise. So blushing a bit at the other's question, Dib merely shook his head slowly. "Well...Uhm...No. I think I'm good for now...U-Unless there was something you wanted to add! Y-You could go ahead if you wanted to...j-just to see if I'd like it or not..." he threw in quickly, deciding Zim had every right to make changes of his own to it just like he had.
Seeming to think it over for a moment, Zim quickly turned back to the screen and began scribbling a little more onto it, a small smirk on his face as he did so. "There. That should do it...Now just stand on that tile, and we'll get it on you." he said, pointing to the tile he was referring to.
"O-Okay..." Dib agreed, walking over to stand where Zim had told him to, a little nervous tha
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Completely deadpanning at Dib's words, Zim sent the hybrid a shocked look. "Wh-What? K-Kill you? I-I CAN'T KILL YOU! DON'T YOU GET IT?! I LOVE YOU, OKAY?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT?! You know what? FINE! You want someone to die in order to settle this! Then go ahead and KILL ME! GET FAMOUS! VIDEOTAPE YOUR GRAND DISSECTION OF ME! WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO!" he countered back, throwing Dib slightly off guard.
A new flood of tears streaming down his cheeks, Dib had by now sunk down in his spot even more at Zim's own words. "B-But I...I don't...I-I don't want that...All I want is to be with my mom again..." his voice came out in a quiet whisper as he bowed his head and began crying uncontrollably to himself, no longer having the fight left in him to argue with Zim or even speak at this point.
Baring his teeth and growling at that resp
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Zim was horrified by Dib's words. "Wha- NO! I was only playing with you!" he pulled away from Dib. "After all this, you still think I'm going to try and destroy this planet?! You already know it's a reserve!" he was desperately trying to make Dib believe him.
"Yeah, but only because you're on it right now, and your leader is so madly in love with you! But if you were to ever leave, how do I know it would still remain as a reserve?! Your leaders could blow it up at any time if they really wanted to!"
"Eh, but you- he- GAH!" Zim tugged at his wig where his antennae were hiding. "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BELIEVE ME?! I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PLANET! EVER!" he yelled, starting to attract a little attention. "I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LET ME SPEND MY POINTLESS EXISTENCE WITH YOU!" he kept ranting, walking around in circles and tearing at his antennae under the wig.
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Dropping a giant pile of papers on his desk, Miss Bitters then pointed out the door. "Fine! Now get out of here!" she ordered Zim to leave her classroom.
Grabbing all the papers, Zim wasted no time at all making a break for Dib's house. "M-Maybe...Maybe he will forgive me." he said to himself, holding the papers tightly as he made his way to the human's house. Arriving at the house within a matter of minutes, he hesitated before making his way up to the front door. "Well...Here goes nothing..." he whispered to himself before knocking on the door.
Answering the door a few moments later, Gaz could only glare at him when she saw who it was. "What the hell do YOU want?" she demanded, standing in the doorway with her arms crossed, tapping her foot on the ground impatiently, having had to pause her game to answer the door.
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1Dib paused as he read the bulletin board near the school's front door.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What're you reading?" the familiar voice said from behind him.
Without turning around, Dib reached back with an arm and pulled Zim toward him, holding him close. "Just looking to see if there are any new announcements."
Surprised but pleased at finding himself this close to his human, Zim stretched up onto the tips of his toes so he could rest his head against Dib's shoulder, reading the board too. "Hey, look!" He pointed at a bright flyer. "All applicants for homecoming king and queen need to talk to the principal before January 10th!"
"So?" Dib had no clue why Zim would bring that up.
"So we should go for it!"
"Zim we're both males."
"So? We can be homecoming king and king!"
"I don't think they do that."
"We can ask."
"Well okay, I suppose it's worth asking. It's ten minutes until the first bell. Do you think that's enough?"
"Of course it is. Let's go." Zim grabbed his wrist and dragged him through th
ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2A few weeks passed, and soon, it was time to vote for homecoming king and queen. Dib managed to convince Zim that they should vote for someone other than themselves, since that wasn't very modest. After much deliberation, they agreed to cast both of their votes on Zita and her boyfriend. Dib even managed to keep Zim from demanding to know who voted for him afterward.ZaDR - Homecoming Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day of the dance came. Since they were candidates, they had to go to all of the events before the actual dance, such as the pep rally, basketball, and football games. Though they weren't interested in sports, they agreed anyway. They didn't have much choice, and besides, the pep rally might be fun. It was where the king and queen would be crowned.
"Or king and king," Zim reminded Dib as they walked to the gym. They were already wearing their semi-formal clothes, having changed right after their last class.
"Or king and king," Dib agreed. They entered the gym. Since they were candidates, they had their own area where th
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"That was actually kinda fun," Gaz said, referring to their earlier dance.
"Yeah, I like it," Zim agreed.
"Kinda makes you tired, though." Her hand was pressed to her chest as she took deep breaths.
"It's supposed to. It's an exercise as well as a dance."
"One bottle of water," Zim said to the lady in the concession stand. She fished one out of the ice-filled cooler and set it on the counter.
"One dollar," she said.
Zim dug a dollar bill out of her pocket and gave it to her, then picked up the bottle. The ice-cold water clinging to its outside made him flinch as it burned his skin. He quickly handed it to Gaz and wiped his hand off on his pant leg.
"Thanks." She twisted the lid off and drank deeply. They walked back to where Dib was sitting. "You sure Dib won't get jealous?" she asked.
"Oh, no. It's a dance. He won't care. Dib's not the jealous type," Zim replied. "If anything, I'm the jealous one. I never like anyone near him. Like this one
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Dib sighed sadly as he looked at a picture of Zim, standing as proud as he could despite his short stature, hands on his hips and grinning, obviously pleased that his picture was being taken. He was in disguise; the obviously fake black wig and purple contacts normally would have made the teen laugh, but he couldn't now. Not when he hasn't seen the irken for nearly two years...
He closed his eyes as he remembered the last time he had seen him.
It was ninth grade, about halfway through the school year. In an attempt to make school more fun and perhaps revive some crushed spirits, a school dance was held. It was nothing formal, and you could come in whatever you wanted as long as it adhered to the dress code, that is. But no one paid attention to that stupid thing anyway.
Zim seemed somewhat interested in going, most likely because he wanted to learn more about Earth culture or maybe play a few pranks on some unsuspecting humans.
Dib wasn't sure, but he did know he wasn't going to
ZaDR- CuriosityDib watched Zim curiously as he saw the irken remove his wig for only a brief moment to massage his antennae before looking around and quickly putting it back on. No one seemed to have noticed; no one except a certain black-haired kid.ZaDR- Curiosity in Romance More Like This
Dib lowered his binoculars and leaned back against the trunk of the tree he was perched in. It was recess and he was doing his usual spying on Zim. They were in Hi-Skool by now and Zim hadn’t managed to take over Earth yet. Not that anyone really expected him to. He’s shown his incompetency so many times Dib stopped worrying about him long ago. He just liked observing the many odd quirks the alien had.
His curiosity was piqued slightly. What function did the antennae serve? As long as he’s known Zim and he’s never really figured it out. He assumed they were for hearing and expressing emotion, as they often shot straight up when their owner was surprised or laid down flat when he was angry. But was that all they were for?
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That Dib-child just made Zim so furious sometimes. If it weren't for that monkey, he would have taken over this wretched planet years ago. And it didn't help matters that they were in Hi-Skool by now and Dib was almost seven feet tall. Insanely tall compared to the short Invader. Zim, of course, hated Dib even more because of that.
By now they had reached some sort of mutual agreement; neither was capable of winning their endless battle. They were just too evenly matched somehow. They had also discovered that if either were to be permanently defeated, the other would most likely end up depressed and lose their drive.
So actual physical battles ceased to be about a year ago. Now they just insulted each other across the classroom or threw stuff at each other. No different than any other Hi-Skool rivalry, really.
It was the worst time of the year right now. Winter. Temperatures dropped to below freezing and frozen water fell from the sky. Harsh winds blew. It was
ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane"Oh come on, Zim, stop being such a baby," Dib said in annoyance, dragging Zim by an arm toward his house.ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm not being a baby!" Zim protested, digging his heels into the ground to try and stop Dib from pulling him forward. "I just don't feel like telling your father about us! What if he doesn't take it well?"
"Oh, you know he likes you."
"But what if he reacts negatively to the news that his son is well "
"If he really loves me, he won't care if I'm gay." Dib gave Zim's arm an extra hard tug and got him to start walking again. "Look, we need to get this over with. He knows I've been going out with someone. And he thinks you're a very nice, smart person. He's my father; he's going to accept me no matter what."
"Well, okay but if something bad happens, I'm blaming you," Zim said, finally walking on his own. He pulled his arm out of Dib's grip and folded them across his chest.
"And we're going to tell him the whole truth," Dib went on as he opened the door.
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Zim clenched his fists under the table as an unidentifiable emotion boiled in him, white-hot. It certainly wasn't jealousy. Of course not. Why did he care if Dib was talking to the females? He didn't care at all. It kept him distracted. So he could work on an evil plan without being noticed. Or something.
He shoved his tray of school food aside and took a blueprint out of his PAK, spreading it out and drawing on it, humming loudly, watching Dib out of the corner of his eye.
Dib glanced at him and made a move as if to get up, then changed his mind and relaxed again, looking back at Gretchen. She smiled at him, flashing her perfect teeth; years of heavy-duty dental work had finally paid off. She didn't have braces anymore and her overbite was gone; she was quite beautiful now.
Zim growled to himself and put the blueprint away. Time for Plan B. He reached down to pi
ZaDF - Things Happen...The waiting room was quiet. Only a few people were still hanging around to see family members at this time of night, but there was a particular short boy with peculiar green skin who refused to leave, sitting cross-legged on an uncomfortable chair, shaking fingers flipping idly through a magazine his eyes simply could not focus on long enough to read. He's been here all day, and every single time he asked to see his nemesis, he was told that the boy was still in surgery. Recently, he had gotten news that he had been moved to the intensive care unit on this floor, hence why he was waiting in this room.ZaDF - Things Happen... in General Fiction More Like This
He didn't question why he cared so much to see if he was okay. He just had to know.
As he was about to fall asleep right where he was sitting, a voice called to him, "Zim?"
"Huh?" He shook his head, opening his eyes and blinking at the nurse standing in the doorway to the waiting room.
"Your uh friend's awake. I should warn you, he's still groggy from the anesthesia and we hav
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"I don't understand your fascination with plants," Zim commented as he grudgingly walked next to the tall human. "Sure, they're pretty. But they don't really have much purpose "
"Don't have much purpose?" Dib repeated. "Dude, they take in harmful carbon dioxide and emit oxygen. Humans breathe oxygen."
"Oh, right. Wait, this is oxygen we're breathing?" Zim looked surprised by this bit of information. "Huh."
Dib sighed. "Didn't you pay attention in science class for the last " He counted the number of years Zim has been here, "Five years?"
"Nope. I already knew all of it and I BSed the tests." Zim leaned down to examine a bee as it alighted on a flower, sucking out the nectar. A thin film of pollen coated its fat body.
"You know, because of a bee's ratio of wing surface area to body weight, they shouldn't even be able
Waking Up in Vegas Prt.8The inside of the cab was silent. A dull thrumming as the wheels turned over rough pavement. A hand fumbled along the inside of his coat, Bill desperately wanted a cigarette.Waking Up in Vegas Prt.8 in Romance More Like This
A single glance into the review mirror again stopped him though and he dropped his searching digits. With a stressed sigh, the hazel eyes dropped again to stare out the window where the destination was approaching.
"An SOS? Like a boat?"
Dib frowned, as he finally noticed the pink specks of Zim's blood on his jacket. Not to mention that stickiness of his own and Julio's blood. Gold eyes shot up to the driver and he swallowed.
"No. I-It's not a traditional SOS. It's in Irken." Pale violet lids fluttered shut as he fought to pronounce it correctly. "Silvit Ore Sonhule." The words rolled off his tongue effortlessly. The language was a beautiful one.
Bill nodded, brow furrowed. Somewhere back in his brain he recognized that this whole ordeal could've easily been a prank; it could've been a coma induced hallucin
Waking Up In Vegas prt 10The human's fingers clacked nosily away at the damp keyboard, praying that his battery power lasted long enough to get the transmission through. The little light was already beeping at Dib as a warning, but with a final press of the enter button, a loading bar popped up and made itself known. Not too long now.Waking Up In Vegas prt 10 in Romance More Like This
Dib straightened himself up; instinctively knowing he looked as if he'd been run over ten times, kicked around, attacked by a giant squid and then left out in the rain. A shaky hand ran itself through tangled dark locks. Contacting powerful leaders and looking like road kill was about as humiliating as it got. But, still he knew it didn't matter.
"For Zim." Dib whispered, frowning down at the screen, as it splashed bleaching blue color on his already pale skin. The loading bar reached 100 and with a final ominous beep he was shown the Tallest's control room where the two leaders sat, chins lifted, dressed in heavy armor as if awaiting an attack at any second. Even while eating no
Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9Dib shuddered, trying to ignore the deluge of rain, and failing miserably. The drops soaked him to the bones, making painful shivers rock him as he fought to keep his fingers steady on the keyboard.Waking Up in Vegas Prt.9 in Romance More Like This
Perhaps part of the problem was fear, for what the Tallest would say upon seeing a worthless human contacting them. But, more than anything it was the fact that while in the car, spilling his guts out to a stranger that Dib finally noticed something that had been in essence building for most of his life.
Everything made so much more sense now that he'd said it out loud. Every syllable had sunk into his brain as he'd sat in that backseat, repeating over and over. The pain relived.
Having only Zim as an enemy and perhaps it had formed into more of a convoluted companionship. Nothing had changed when they'd married. Not that he'd had much time to get used to it, but it felt normal as always.
Then there was the dance floor. A messy version of dancing but it was all they knew and it was comforta
Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7Bill licked his lips, glancing at the road sign that they passed on the right side of the road. Ten miles until Dib's destination was reached. That didn't leave very long to finish this story. And as bad as he felt this would turn out, he wanted Dib to finish it. Somehow it was almost vitally important to him.Waking Up In Vegas Prt.7 in Romance More Like This
"So, you went up to his room?" Sounded like a stupid question to him, but something obviously needed to be said as encouragement to keep the boy going. It worked, because Dib nodded, albeit reluctantly and cleared his throat, as if it pained him.
"Well, we went up, Zim flirting with Julio the entire time, or at least the best version that someone like Zim could do, Kind of cheesy and moronic. Still it was pretty convincing." Shifty eyes glanced out the dewed window. The sun was beginning to rise he noted. The sky was kind of a pretty, maroon color. And that had him thinking all over again of Zim's eyes. "And when we got there, it was a fancy place with a lot of gl
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Bill kept looking in the rearview mirror at his passenger, eyebrows furrowed in a silent question. This particular boy looked so familiar. The golden eyes and long eyelashes. Pale skin and not so subtle scars. Tall, gawky and too thin body.
Quite suddenly, a big flash of memory hit him like a car crash. That night so long ago it felt. The night where his life as a boring old cabbie had been irrevocably altered to revolve around a distraught teenager and his friend.
Hazel eyes widened in recognition, mouth falling open as he glanced at the tuxedo and spiked hair. All that was missing was pink blood and glass shards.
"3655 South , Las Vegas Boulevard, Mon Ami Gabi, Please." The dark male asked, obvious oblivious to the huge excitement and perhaps dread from the older man in the driver's seat.
"Um right away." Bill replied, kicking into gear and taking off to one of the most romantic restaurant in Vegas. For a little while it was quiet, too quiet and a q
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Recap from last time: Bill slammed on the breaks a coyote running by, with a cub in it's mouth, stopping to stare at the stupid vehicle with yellow eyes before disappearing. Dib watched them run away, into the darkening landscape.
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"Sorry. Stupid coyotes this time of year. Their everywhere." Bill said gruffly, running a hand down his neck. Dib blinked, and his body shook all over. The drugs were wearing off. He was hitting a relapse.
"I-It's alright. I don't-t mind." The taxi man nodded, with a small smile watching the kid with haunted eyes.
"So then what happened? Did you stop h
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I do not own Katy Perry's song of awesomeness or These morons(aka Zim and Dib).
Heres a reveiw of last time in case you forgot and are too lazy to go back:
Dib frowned and swatted the hand away, cuddling back under the covers. Then it caught up to him the sound came from next to him. His amber eyes flew open and he shouted scrambling out of the bed.
"W-Why uh why were we in bed together?" Dib squeaked. Zim shrugged and slid out much more gracefully.
"I don't know. Don't care. We were intoxicated by your strange human drinks." Dib was shaking, panicking, trying unsuccessfully to remembering anything from the previous night.
"Yeah That's bad, Zim. When people get drunk who knows what could happen? Bad things happen. Your judgment is impaired and and Zim?" Dib asked concerned, watching the frozen I
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He felt like a child, hands pressed against the glass. Face almost doing the same as he stared with morbid curiosity as his father and several other scientists talked around a body. It was cut open, blood dripping into a contained container around the table. A clean white sheet, all but soaked. One of the scientists said something behind his mask and they all laughed. Dib couldn’t remove his eyes from the glistening organs, the limp limbs that poked from the sheet.
That had haunted him in his dreams ever since and today was the same. Except for the fact that Dib was 19 now and the subject wasn’t under a sheet with scientists laughing around his dead body. Yet. Instead it was locked in a giant clear cube. It had a bed and a toilet but little else.
And the subject wasn’t human. That was clear right away. Dib felt his eyes widen and his curiosity pique immediately. He was following his father who was talking to another fellow scientist. He
Theme 29-Dog DaLNr"What is that thing?!" Lard Nar screeched, jumping up, bouncing on the two little nubs he called feet to hide behind Dib.Theme 29-Dog DaLNr in Fan Fiction More Like This
The human frowned, concerned at what had made his lover so terrified when he knew for a fact that Nar had witnessed murders, monsters and high gas prices. He spun, ready to attack whatever the menace was for his lover and froze.
Then immediately broke out in laughter, doubling over and having to steady himself. Tears ran down his face.
"Stop laughing at me!" Lard Nar growled, poking the human.
"I'm serious here!" Dib just shook his head, looking at his lover then back at the 'menace' letting loose another peel of giggles.
Lard Nar crossed his arms, and pouted.
When Dib finally calmed down, aside from a few stray chuckles, he kneeled and whistled.
A little floppy eared and big pawed puppy ran over with tongue flopping out.
Lard Nar squealed again, cowering. "What is it? Just tell me already! I can't stand this!"
Dib lifted the rascal up with a grin, rubbing its head.
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All I Want For X-Mas
Two Days Till Xmas:
A whole day had passed and Dib was going to relapse. Not from any drug or drink but, from being around Zim. He'd become so used to yelling at his idiotic antics and actually smiling, laughing. Dib had tried to drink hot chocolate but it left him feeling lonely.
Then he listened to sappy music, but that only made him feel whiney and stupid.
The hours had passed, and eventually the sun set normally, except it bounced off the newest snow.
It was also different because the teenager was sitting on his roof, arms wrapped around his knees as he stared up at the skies. Normally he was inside and on his laptop or at Zim's. Unbeknownst to Dib a sigh escaped, the fog from his breath fading slowly.
"Dib!" His sister's voice had him shuddering more than the cold. "Dad's burning some of our old Christmas stuff. You better come get anything that you don't want to be completely demolished for warmth."
The brooding teenager put his
Sex Tube - ZaDr"Why are we doing this?" Zim whined as he pouted at his best friend. They both walked down a path in a small park.Sex Tube - ZaDr in Romance More Like This
"I wanted out of the house. and, it's not that bad. I'm just happy we can be alone together." Dib said, blushing a bit, noticing how gay that sounded. He shrugged a bit, as he smiled at Zim weakly. Zim rolled his eyes, putting his hands in his pockets of his red sweatshirt that Dib gave him for Christmas because he hated seeing him freeze to death and him always stealing his trench coat. Just for Zim, he painted the irken symbol on it and "I AM ZIM" below it, this just made Zim so amazingly happy, he lunged at Dib and told him he was going to kiss him to death for it. Dib knew he was joking completely though.
"We were alone in your room...Why did we have to come to this park of FILTH?!" Zim shouted, crossing his arms.
Dib rolled his eyes, wrapping his arm around his shoulder and pulling him close into a hug. "Come on space boy! It's not all that bad. Trust me." Dib let go
Antenna Hate - IZ"Zim, sssssh, calm down." Dib patted at Zim's back gently, barely touching him because he was too scared of the worked up alien.Antenna Hate - IZ in General Fiction More Like This
"NO!" Shouted Zim as he waved his arms up in the air and yelled, making poor scared Dib flinch. "ZIM IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN OVER THIS!"
"Dude!" Dib glared at Zim and backed away. "Zim, calm the fuck down already. You aren't alone you have me."
Zim hissed, turning around to face Dib, slamming him into the wall behind them of Zim's base. "THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, DIB! MY MISSION WAS A LIE AND MY TALLEST NEVER LOVED ME BUT HATED ME! I'M A DEFECT! I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Zim covered his face and slid to the ground by Dib's feet as he sat on his knees.
Dib frowned down at Zim, sadly. "Zim...I'm here for you. I'm your friend, I'm here for you forever and always." Dib got down on the floor with Zim, even though he was worried Zim would scratch his face up and tare his neck out.
Zim sobbed into his hands, feeling Dib's hand rest on his back as it rubbed u
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, as Zim played Destroy All Humans. Dib watched, giggling from a thought he just had.
"What?" Zim asked. Glancing at Dib who sat at the other end.
"Oh, I was just thinking how you would try and take over the world. Really, a lot of your ideas would have worked. Even some of them that weren't even plans to take over the world."
"Hm? Like what ones?" Zim turned his head to look at Dib, and Dib glanced at Zim, but turned his head back to the screen. So, Zim did the same.
"Well, like when stole all the organs from kids in school, and when you stole money from people around town." Dib shrugged, "If you kept at it, everyone would have gotten sick or would have died. With the money thing, people would have no money for food, so everyone would starve."
"Heh, if only my mission was not a lie, I would have let you help me take over the world." Zim laughed and so did Dib.
"Yeah, well, I would have to go against you. I still won't let y
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Zim and Dib were sitting on Dib's couch, watching a show on cats, because nothing was on at 3:00. They wanted to see how late they could stay up.
"It's weird how people still don't know why cats or even how they purr. And the fact that cats purr." Dib pointed out.
"Ha, I don't think it's weird. I purr. I have an organ in my chest that makes me purr." Zim said.
"You purr?" Dib asked, completely shocked. "I've known you 6 years, and I never knew that!"
"Heh, silly human. I don't show you everything I can do. I know you still think about cutting me open, so I kinda don't trust you." Zim smirked as he looked at Dib, he looked shocked and sad.
"What? I never want to cut you open Zim! Yes, I'm still curious, but never will i cut you open...you're my only friend. Why don't you trust me?" Dib said, he was completely hurt he looked like he was about to cry, not that was gonna.
Zim chuckled and said, "Geez Dib-Stink. I trust you. I was just...kinda joking. Don't
Hula-HoopsAfter a long walk in the hot sun, Zim and Dib and their whole 7th grade where out side, having some sort of 'party'. Horrible annoying music played as Dib- Played with hula-hoops. Zim kept watching Dib, moving so slowly, making that-thing- move around his form. Zim couldn't help but ask what it was.Hula-Hoops in Humor More Like This
"What is that, Dib-Stink?" Zim asked, almost scared of the hoop.
"It's a hula-hoop, Zim."
"How are you doing that?!" Zim asked, watching Dib move faster as the hoop, moved up and down his body.
"Easy. I just move my hips." Dib slowed a bit, "See? Doesn't take much movement really..."
"I still don't understand..." Zim said, watching Dib in a daze of wonder.
"Try moving your hips." Dib said.
Zim shook his head, looking away, "I rather not."
Dib sighed and let go of his hoop, and walked over to Zim, placing his hands on his hips. Zim didn't fight to struggle to get away, but stared at Zim, curious of this strange 'hula-hoop'.
"You just move your hips like this," Dib started to move Zim's hips,
First Meeting - ZaDfZim ran down the street as his enemy, Dib chased behind him. As he ran, he made his way to a forgotten park. The park was empty, no one else was around. The white ground of the basketball hoop area was glowing orange from the seating that wrapped it's self around the park, which felt like it was on the edge of the world. Zim ran right to a wooden planked wall that stood in the park. He saw Dib's shadow grow over him as he turned, seeing Dib smirking at him with his eyes narrowed.First Meeting - ZaDf in Sci-Fi More Like This
"It's over Zim! I got you know!" Dib said, walking closer to Zim as Zim backed up against the wall. He squeaked as ran away quickly, ducking under Dib's arms as they tried to grab him.
Zim stood far out on a field, near a tree. Zim smirked and narrowed his eyes at Dib. "What now Dib-Worm?! I'm all the way over here!" He waved his arms around like a moron.
Dib's look was blank, eyes wide, and mouth open.
Zim stopped waving his arms as he stood there, with his head cocked to the side with confusion. "Dib?" He as
New Year - ZADRIt was a cold morning, as the first day of 8th grade played out for this boring day for Zim. Zim walked out of his first class, which was Computers. He had listened to his teacher rant on about the boring rules he didn't care about. He didn't care about treating those weak machines with care and not talking when the teacher was. He huffed and scowled the whole time until he was let out. He was happy to get away from those boring humans that surrounded him. His next class was Choir, he had it last year and he clearly hated it! He was always forced to sing and when he did he was too quite to hear. He hated singing he wanted to just disappear every time he had to. And some of the 'best' singers in the class, truly sounded horrible! Zim's antennas stood on edge from there stupid probity voices. Low then high, then low again. What the fuck was wrong with human's voices?!New Year - ZADR in General Fiction More Like This
Matching his tall lanky body to Choir class he scowled at every human who went in the same direction. Kids from last year
IZ - SickDib woke up at 7:00 that Friday morning for school. He walked out of his room, and heard no sound. Normally he would hear the faint talking and sounds of the T.V. from down stairs, but nothing. Not even his sister yelling at him to hurry up, or even her walking around in the kitchen. Dib knew, something was wrong. Dib walked down the hall, towards his sisters room. He slowly opened the door, seeing a dark room with red eyes staring back at him. The red eyes were her dolls, keeping alert. Dib, knowing what they could do to him, carefully walked into the room.IZ - Sick in General Fiction More Like This
"Gaz?" He asked in a hushed voice. "You okay?"
There was no response but only a dry cough from the darkness that surrounded the room.
"I'm sick." Gaz finely said, her voice sounded horrible, like she has been screaming for hours.
Dib turned on the light, hearing Gaz groan from the light, shielding it away like a vampire. "Gaz, you sound horrible! Why don't you stay home today?" Dib made his way to Gaz's bed, standing next to her.
Just love me - ZaDR"We really need to stop doing this." Dib said while getting out of his warm bed, so he could dress his naked body.Just love me - ZaDR in Romance More Like This
Zim was lying in Dib's bed, just as naked as Dib. Zim didn't get up, he just sat up to watch Dib.
Dib turned his head, to see what Zim was doing because he didn't speak or get up. "What?" He said to the remark of Zim's face. Zim looked tired, but he was giving Dib a look like, "yeah right".
"You say that every time, and we end up doing it again." Zim said.
"Yeah...Well, I don't like it."
"HA! Thats a lie Dib-Slave! You love it! Thats why we bang each other so much! ZIM'S not the one who starts it." Zim smirked at Dib, as he continued to get dressed.
Once Dib was done getting dressed, he sat down on his bed with Zim.
"But we do it so much! Every time we attack each other! I try to be enemies, but it's so hard now!" Dib groaned as he fell back on his bed, his head landing in Zim's lap.
Zim smiled at Dib as he ran his claws through Dib's black hair. "Then lets not fight on th
Green Blood - ZaDrGreen blood ran down slender wrists of a small, Irken. Laying down on his couch, sobbing, as his eyes grew darker, almost seeing no light. This little irken, named Zim, found out his mission was a lie. He couldn't help but...kill himself. He sent his robot servant, GIR away, so he could die in peace. Other wise, GIR would be screaming and trying to save him. His eyes were slightly opened. Then he saw a bright light...then silence...until he heard his name called out, by a voice so, so familiar, and so soothing.Green Blood - ZaDr in Fan Fiction More Like This
"ZIM!" Shouted the big headed human, named Dib. He ran over to the half cold, half dead irken, holding him in his arms. "Zim?! Wh-why?! You stupid alien!! WHY?!" He yelled at the alien, getting no response. The Dib human started to cry, his brown huge eyes, now flowing with rivers of pain and hate, and love, and...almost every feeling. Dib slipped off Zim's glove, revealing, soft green skin and a stream of neon green blood. Dib ripped the the bottom of his blue shirt, and wrappe
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Zim tried not to feel anxious as he continued to wash himself.
"Oh, shut up, Zim! You know very well I asked you to keep a shower running for me before you left the gym! How was I supposed to know you were still using it?! Besides, I thought you hated water! So why haven't you gone home yet?!" Dib snapped right back at the other, peeking out from behind the curtain of his shower to have a look around, contemplating ducking behind various shower curtains until he could reach the towels on the other end of the room.
Chancing a quick glance over at the shower Zim was still standing behind, he took a deep breath before darting out to make a quick dash for the shower curtain closest to his own. He then did the same with the next one and then the next one, drawing ever closer to his prize. When he was about two showers away from where he could see the folded up towels however, he felt his foot slipping against the wet tile floor as he made another mad dash for one of the curtains.
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A/N: This is an ongoing ZADR fanfiction/RP by *Pat-The-Kitsune and myself. Enjoy!
Dib could feel the other's fake eyes following him, watching his every move as he packed up the last of the gym volley balls into there bags, and he couldn't help but wonder why. Why was it that fate was so cruel towards him? Ever since he'd first entered high-school, it seemed every teacher he came into contact with was drawn towards pairing him up with his worst enemy, as he currently was right now. Not that it really mattered when the green menace just sat back and watched.
"You know, you COULD help me with some of this, you jerk." he said, picking up the first bag of volley balls to move them over towards the equipment room.
After an intense gym period in the close to freezing-cold basketball court, their gym teacher had assigned THEM to pack up all the equipment and move it back before heading home. A few weeks shy of the winter break, Dib just wanted to get out of the school's required gym clo
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I woke up early the next morning. My alarm wasn't set to go off for another twenty minutes. I tried closing my eyes to get some more shut eye before school, but I was too awake to go back to sleep. Yawning, I kicked back the covers and pulled myself out of bed. Reaching for my glasses beside me, I slipped them on and my blurry vision soon focused.
I let out a sigh.
Today I would have to work on the project with Zim. I wondered if he'd done any of the research I suggested and stifled back a laugh as I could just imagine the reaction he would have had on his face after finding out what 'sex' involved.
"You're up early." came a voice. I turned towards my door to see Gaz standing there. She was already dressed for the day in her usual attire of a black dress and striped purple and black tights. She glared at me and I could see her new GameSlave in her hand.
"Why was Zim here yesterday anyway? I passed him on the way back from the mall. He looked kinda spaced out."
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I kicked at a stone, or so the hyoomans had called it, with my foot as I made my way back to the base. I was perturbed yet also intrigued by the Dib-hyooman's odd behaviour towards me today. First he stares at me, and then he tries to touch my hair covery thing as well. What was his problem? Maybe he thought I was making the whole project thing up.
Truth is, I wasn't. That old hyooman by the name of Sowourz really had approached my superior form and requested this 'project' be completed. I hadn't told the Dib what date she wanted it by yet, but heh, he could figure that out for himself in that huge head of his. I'm sure there was some form of brain within it.
As I approached the base I found GIR sitting on a pile of dirt, a little flag on top bearing the Irken Command logo. Of course, as soon as he saw me, he leaped up and flew at me, knocking me to the ground.
"GIR!" I shouted. "Get off!"
"Mastah!" My mental SIR unit squealed. "You is home! I
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Compassionless. Heartless. Emotionless.
Those are some of the words an Irken smeet learns as soon as its PAK become functional. I remember when I first heard these words, I had always wondered what they meant. Other Irken's seemed to understand them right away, but not me. Nope, not Zim.
Whenever I had asked my Tallests about these words they had acted weird towards me. Not in the usual weird way they act because of my superiority but because of something else I could never figure out in my amazing head. Other Irken's called me hurty words and laughed at me. Apparently these words were important to all Irken's and the whole Empire. But I had always wondered why. Quite often I had heard the word the Dib-shit had just called me, mostly mentioned when I was near my Tallests, or high-ranking Irken's, but I had never realized it may have been directed towards me. Defective. That was that stupid word. I had some idea of what it meant. It meant a bad Irken. One that had a PAK that
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That's how long it had been since that faithful day he'd stepped into our seventh grade classroom. Black hair, green skin, not to mention no ears or a nose. I knew almost instantly he wasn't human, I mean, really, it wasn't that hard to see. Or so I thought. Apparently the rest of my classmates thought the opposite. A 'skin condition' he'd claimed to have and they lapped it up like a dog sucking pitifully up to its master for a bone. Gullible and naiveté. That was all our society was. And that was all it would ever be.
Of course, they thought nothing more of me than the 'crazy' kid, so in a way I wasn't surprised when they'd turned on me and my opinions. It wasn't like they mattered. Who listens to the insane kid that's obsessed with the paranormal and seeing ghosts and aliens?
First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you. Then they fight you, then you win.
The line replayed itself in my head as I sat listening to my MP3. I couldn't begin to descri
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Dib cautiously snuck up to Zim's house, trying to evade the glares of the creepy garden gnomes. How could anybody in even their right alien mind put those things in their yard?! Reaching the glowing house, Dib glanced into the window to see what kind of activity was a-happening inside.
Zim was sitting on the purple couch along side his crazy SIR unit, GIR. Clutched in his two fingers was a dip snack. The alien dipped in a strange white stick and put it in his mouth, as did GIR. They were watching some show about diarrhea. "GIR, I only hope this does NOT provoke you to do something insane... though I digress, knowing you." Zim muttered.
"YEW gots da diarrhea too?"
"NO, GIR. Filthy hyoomans and their filthy waste disposal methods..."
Dib clutched his stomach, remembering the massive diarrhea attack he had just the other day after Proffessor Membrane o
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He had kept true to his word.
I was making my way out of the skool to the front entrance when I saw his green skin standing out against the montage of human flesh. Skool had just ended and the buses to take students home had started to pile up out front, while cars sped off around them filled with teens. I had never had to worry about taking the skool bus as my home was in walking distance to the skool. Zim's home was just a few blocks over from mine. I went over to him, the other students sniggering, pointing and laughing at him behind his back.
He turned around at my voice, tilting his head at me slightly.
"Dib," he hissed. "Well shall we?"
"We shall. The sooner this stupid project is over, the better."
He didn't answer me, but his body language suggested he strongly agreed. Gaz appeared behind me at that moment, making me jump slightly. It was an annoying habit of hers, sneaking up on me like that.
"Let's go, Dib," she sneered at me. "I ordered a
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Dib shuddered in excitement feeling those small claws through his shirt. He reached up to remove the wig and reveal those long black antennae. Curious, he felt for one of them.
Zim gave a deep shudder as Dib's hand came into contact with the feeler. It had a rubbery feel to it, but was soft. His claws clenched Dib's shirt a little harder at the contact.
Dib took his lips away from Zim's to see the alien's reaction to his little investigation. He started rubbing the stalk in his hand carefully, not wanting to hurt Zim by accident. He never thought he'd ever see the day he could actually touch these antennae.
Zim seemed to quiver a little, but had a content look on his face. He made a soft moaning noise in the back of his throat. The antenna twitched beneath Dib's touch. It was sensitive and was causing the alien to go into a very calm state.
The tall boy couldn't help but smile at how calm and content Zim looked. He had never seen Zim look this way before and it
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Gripping my bookbag tight, I turned to leave the classroom. The morning sex-ed lesson had seemed to go on forever and it didn't help that Sowourz had insisted we pair up to work on some of the questions. I hadn't been paired with Zim (thank god, I can only imagine how that would have went) but that didn't stop the obnoxious green alien from demanding answers from other students. Half the morning he had spent twisting around in his chair and slamming his fists onto desks, yelling loud enough for the students on the opposite end of the school to hear, about how 'hyooman's' were lax and 'stoopid' that they actually needed to learn about this 'stuff.'
I had smirked again at that, asking him if he'd ever learned about sex-ed on Irk, to which he yelled 'I AM FROM EARTH! I AM NORMAL!' in an attempt to bypass the question.
Now I headed towards my locker. Zim's was right across from mine on the opposite side of the corridor, strangely enough. We didn't share homeroom, but
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It has been two weeks since the friendship was made official. And every night Dib would dream off all the good things that would happen to Zim but never the bad.
He dreamt of the good times they had together, and what Zim eats and all the silent hugs Zim has with Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim goes out to steal those Chaco Tacos for Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim only fells good inside and he feels these good, warm, fuzzy feelings to.
Zim often talks to Gir, about past times and things that have happened before Gir and Zim met and Dib dreamt about these conversations. Almost all of them He is still oblivious to Zim leaving, or the mission, or the girls in which Zim has to save.
Dib does, in fact, know of Zim's Brother Dax, dead sister Zeema, his Parent-units, family-unit, the Tallest and many other things of his life. But anything to do with the mission or the girls is, for some reason, blocked.
Dib now knew Zim better, he knew of the mistakes he has made, the w
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Through the first week Dib and Gaz came to see Gir routinely. After the first week was over, they took him home with them. Ever since Zim left, Dib blamed himself, and went into a small depression. He didn't talk to anyone but himself, Gaz and Gir; but mostly himself. Dib stopped chasing after other paranormal, because it reminded him of the fun he had with Zim. Gir regularly checked up on the house, and no intruders ever came.
Dib would look through his very special telescope, and try to find Zim ever night. He sent echo waves through space, from one of his dad's machines, asking for forgiveness and pleading for Zim to come home. He never got an answer.
By the fifth week of summer he started getting desperate, and started writing letters. Short ones and tied them to balloons and let them free. After about a week of sending hundreds of letters, he stopped sending them, but kept writing. Every week he would go with Gir to Zims house, and leave the letters in Zim's house. Dib never gave
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Dib walked straight to his room when he got home, to cover up all the cameras, hand cuffs and Alien hurting devices he had stored there. He didn't want to scare Zim away. Why? He still didn't know, he just figured Zim would leave if he saw the lasers, choking devices, many hand cuffs, plans to stop Zim's plans and spying equipment.
When he was done throwing the junk in his closet, under his bad, in his drawers and anywhere else the stuff could fit, he went down stairs to make him and Gaz afternoon snacks; he didn't want Zim to see him eat, considering Zim doesn't eat.
Zim entered his base, only to be crashed down by a flying Gir.
"MASTER!!! I MISSSSED YOU!!! Did you miss MEEE?!?!"
"Get off Gir!" Zim pushed the robot off. Gir just bounced off happily to the kitchen.
Zim walked over to the couched and sat, down. "Gir! Did My Tallest call while I was at skool today?"
"YES! Wait a minute . NO!" the robot bounded in with a block of cheese and sat down by Zim. He pulled a cheese grader
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Everything is on fire. The skool, the buildings, my house . The world .
I'm standing in the street watching the chaos. A half-dead man crawls towards me. He looks up and reaches to me. "Help me!" he pleads. I would, but he is already dead at my feet. I back away.
I tried, I really did. But I guess it wasn't enough. This is all Zim's fault! He did this! I tried to stop him, I always have, but the world thought I was crazy! They called me insane! Now they believe me and the world is ruled by Zim and the Irken race.
I fall to my knees and cry out in pain. The blood seeps down my back, from the wound Zim created.
"You should have left, Dib. Now you are dead!" Zim cackles. "Mwah hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Dib wakes up scared and sweat staining the bed. He searches in the dark to find his glasses. When he does he checks the time. 6 o'clock. He should be getting up now anyways, so he goes downstairs to get some cereal.
He shuffles down the stairs and goes into the kitchen. Gaz is alread
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Zim thought about what he read. He re-read it over and over again in his mind. 'Maybe this is why I shouldn't have friends But Gaz never hurt me I guess it's not all bad.' Zim thinks to himself. Zim did, in fact, hear the 'Wait!' Dib shouted, but he ignored him. Zim was on the couch and Gir was asleep in his lap. It has been an hour since he left and Dib has called him repeatedly since he left. Zim had also got word that skool was to end on Tuesday, not Friday; so Zim only had two days until he leaves for his mission.
'I guess I'm going to skip skool tomorrow. I really don't want to see Dib.' Zim decided. He then went to sleep, and went through dreams; not to wake until Tuesday morning...
Dib was at home and attempting to call Zim again. "Hello! This is the MIGHTY ZIM! I'm not home right now, filthy meat bag! So leave a message and maybe I won't totally ignore you!" Beeep!!!
Voice mail again. Dib then stopped trying to call; knowing it was a bitter failure to try. 'I sh
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Zim couldn't wait to go to this sleepover. Exciting! He had told Gir he was coming, and Gir jumped with glee.
Dib had given a note to Zim listing everything that he needed to bring to the sleepover, after skool.
1. Sleeping bag.
3. Night goggles
6. Silver bullet
7. Small sleeping bag for Gir
Zim had looked up before what a sleeping bag was and he now knew what it is used for. He had called the computer and told it to make two sleeping bags during skool.
Now, at home, he packed what was needed. He put the bullet, goggles, stake, and radio in his PAK. He put the Garlic in a bag and put it in his PAK. Then asked the computer where the sleeping bags were.
The computer dropped the two perfectly made sleeping bags. One was blue like Gir's eyes, with a black Irken symbol on the front and the other, the one for Zim, was red and had the Irken symbol on the front. Zim grabbed the bags and went to the elevator. He went down to his room and hurried and got a pair
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Zim walked outside with the rest of the class. Outside, Zim breathed deeply in the air. Skool would be ending right after recess and Zim didn't want to waste his time. He walked to the fence and watched the humans play around him. He waited for Dib, watching the door constantly. While doing this, he suddenly knew he was being watched, and not just at a distance. He froze, but didn't let his eyes waver from the door.
"Aren't you leaving today?" A harsh, female voice said beside him.
Zim didn't look away from the door. He leaned on the fence and crossed his arms. "Yaeh. Why do you care?"
"I don't. I just had to know if you were leaving. It hasn't left Dib's mind. That you're going on 'vacation', I mean. You know what? You sicken me." Gretchen stared at Zim.
Zim still stared at the door. "I don't care. You sicken me as well. I don't know what your problem is, but don't mess with me. You don't know what you're messing with."
"Oh, I'm so scared," Gretchen said in a sarcastic voice. "You're
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Dib walked into school by himself on Monday morning. No sister; no best friend. Dib felt alone and sad. He felt as if everyone was looking at him; he felt as if every whisper was about him; that every laugh was turned to him. He felt that everyone knew what happened and was blaming him for it.
Dib walked into his classroom five minutes before the bell and sat in his seat. A girl with purple hair and braces, known as Gretchen, came up to him. "What's wrong, Dib?"
Dib looked into her eyes. He looked away as he spoke, "I did something horrible and I think I severed my friendship with Zim. He probably hates me now and I can't do anything about it!" Dib could take back the words that left his mouth; though he wished he could. He looked down at his desk as the tears came back; he tried hard to keep them from falling.
Gretchen then got suddenly angry. She looked at Dib and glared at Zim's seat.
"You hate me too now don't you?" Dib asked sadly.
"No! I can't believe is so rude! He didn't even g
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Dib was reluctant to go to skool on Tuesday morning, he was sure Zim wouldn't be there. It was the last day of skool though, so maybe he should go. He also wanted to sneak a peek at Gretchen; to see if she acts suspicious.
He still couldn't believe that Gretchen might know Zim's an alien. He decided to go ahead to skool.
Zim was at skool five minutes before the bell. Dib was nowhere in sight, so Zim just sat down in his seat. He felt a cold glare at his back. He began to get restless and nervous. The icy stare from an unknown watcher blistered his back. He was frozen upright; like he couldn't move at all. Finally he got control of himself and he turned around to see who was watching him.
Once he looked into the soulless eyes of a young girl, obviously angry with him, he became scared in the least bit. He quickly turned back and stared at the board, a tense and scared expression upon his face. The bell was two minutes away, and Zim was close to the point where he would click the 'Self d
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Zim and Dib ran into the tent, huffing and puffing. Dib stopped short when he saw Gaz and Gir asleep. He nudged Zim with an elbow and Zim looked up to see them. Dib was shocked to see Zim only smile softly and gaze upon the two with sorrow.
Dib looked back at Gaz and Gir, and he was sure that if Gaz woke up she would break the poor robot and kill both Zim and Dib for seeing them asleep like that, but with everything that has happened; he didn't know what to think. He watched as Zim went over to them and softly picked up Gir and laid him inside Gir's sleeping bag.
Zim then walked over to Dib. "Don't worry about them. I'm sure Gir went over there after Gaz fell asleep. At least now she won't kill anyone." Dib nodded in agreement. He stopped and held his neck as a stabbing pain shot through his body. He then realized that they were both still beat up from the fight.
"M-m-a-a-a " Dib's voice cracked and his throat throbbed; he didn't know he was actually hurt so bad, because Zim had t
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Category: Invader Zim
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,466
"Side Effects May Include..."
It was a rather nice day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, people smiled and waved at each other.
From a rather strange, green house on a round-about street, a voice growled, " I hate cheerful days like this!"
Inside the house, Irken Invader Zim jerked the blinds of a window closed adn walked to a small couch. GIR, his dog-suited dysfunctional SIR unit, shoved a whole taco in his mouth and laughed insanely.
"I mean, look at those filthy humans!" Zim continued, ignoring the psychotic robot. "Happily prancing about, enjoying their pathetic lives! This planet's just begging to be destroyed!"
"Yay! I love destruction!" GIR screamed, throwing a taco in the air. The food landed on Zim's head with a splat and the Irken screamed as the ground meat burned his skin.
Running in circles as GIR
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My throat was on fire, but that was the least of my worries.
This sensation inside was so confusing. Dib and I had been mortal enemies for seven human years now! Why was this unsettling sensation appearing now!?
What did it mean?
I winced. "Yes?"
It was barely a croak, but she heard. "You're zoning out. Pay attention or I'll send you to the underground classroom. For the rats."
"Yes, Mrs. Bitters," I weezed. A few desks to my left, I could here Dib snickering...
It was warming my squeedily spooch.
I moaned and laid my head in my hands. Stupid sensation! Just thinking of that earth-worm made my mind go fuzzy and hazy!
"Oh, and class, you may have failed to notice that one of you pathetic children is not here. They were diagnosed with the flu and it's highly possible you all caught it. So, if you're going to catch it, you'd better not miss class unless you're dying."
A human illness? I swallowed nervously. I hoped I didn't catch it.
"Well, I'm not catchin it
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What else is there to do? It's so incredibly lovely out, and it's not as if anyone is gonna drop by, though, on nights like this, I wish somebody would. I really don't want to be alone right now. ~Johnny C.
"Did you hear!?"
"Oh yeah! That!"
"Dude, I can't believe it!"
As multiple kids whispered their juicy rumors in a way that was just loud enough to hear, two kids stood to the side. The taller, a golden eyed male with black hair, turned to his purple haired sister, motioning to the chattering students around them with a thumb. "What are they talking about?"
"Don't know, don't care," the girl muttered darkly, eyes glued on a beeping and flashing hand held gaming device in her hands. Casting an equally gold gaze at her brother, she scowled, glaring daggers at the elder. "Now shut the fuck up so I can play my game."
The voice was dripping with venom and a promise of bodily harm if it was not obeyed. Gulping, the boy nervou
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You're going to tell me to enjoy the way things are going? To enjoy the loss of friends; of comfort? I'm sorry, but I fail to see the fun in being lonely all the time. And, you know, you're just a piece of styrofoam, too. ~Johnny C.
Silence had filled the small, cramped councillor's office for a full half hour since Elliot had brought the two teens in after the little incident in the hall this morning. Since he had started his new job as the skool's councillor, Elliot had come to the conclussion that waiting for the troubled teen to speak to you was better for the teen's self esteem than trying to pry the problem out of them.
Elliot was a rather scrawny man in his late thirties. Standing a little over six feet, he was the perfect example of optomism and, in his opinion, a proffessional teacher. The blonde's choice of attire was a white, long sleeve shirt with a brown sweater vest worn over it, a pair of blue jeans, and tan leather loafers.
His new offic
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"And so, kids, the universe will eventually implode on itself."
I ignored my creepy Earth teacher's lecture of doom. After all, with my superior information gathering skills, this filthy planet would be under Irken control long before this... implosion.
Said creepy teacher sighed, shaking me from my thoughts, "Yes, Dib?"
"Didn't you discuss this before?"
I growled savagely. Stupid Dib-worm! The only sane pig-monkey on this crazy planet was the only thing standing in the way of my plan-
My growl turned into a rather violent coughing fit and I flinched as each cough tore through my throat. By the time it was over, I was gasping for breath.
"Zim, if you're going to cough up your lungs, do it quietly!" Ms. Bitters snapped.
"Yes, Ms. Bitters." I rasped. My throat was surprisingly raw. Strange.
The bell rang and Ms. Bitters hissed darkly. "Enjoy your doomed lives. You'll be back here tomorrow or you'll all fail."
Finally, I could go home and work on my latest evil plan!
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It was a well known fact Irkens don't sleep.
It was one of the things that made them the most feared race in the universe. An enemy that never sleeps.
It was NOT a well known fact (in fact, only the Tallest knew and they made sure absolutely NO ONE found out) that once, every thousand years, for one week, the moons of Irk moved into alignmen in front of the sun and affected every Irken PAK...
A Tallest's schedual was quite simple: stuff your face, check briefly on the invaders, eat more food, judge a few Irkens, pig out, check invaders, food, repeat.
All from the comfort of the Massive.
Red and Purple were currently in the 'eat more food' phase. While they snacked, they complained about one particular invader that never seemed to understand the phrase 'Leave us alone, we don't care.'
Invader Zim. The defective Irken who'd brought nothing buy chaos to the well organized Irken empire.
"He never shuts up!" Red whined, munching on something that looked vaguel
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"WHAT IS IT!?"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"WHAT IS IT!?"
"GIR, will you PLEASE shut up!?"
"I DON'T WANNA! ... OK!"
I groaned and collapsed into my keyboard. It was cool against my burning forhead.
I was in pure, utter agony. Not only was my throat raw and inflamed, but I was uncomfortably hot and my head hurt. A lot.
And GIR wasn't helping.
"Doom de doom doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!"
"GIR, enough with the singing!"
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
"LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"
"No, GIR, let's be QUIET!"
And, on top of my poor condition, this sensation hadn't left yet. I still felt warm and fuzzy when I thought of Dib-stink.
I shuddered. Disgusting!
GIR made some sort of shreiking sound, piercing my non-existant ears and making my migraine worse. "GIR! My head is KILLING me, please stop!"
"Aw," GIR cooed, leaping into my lap and hugging me. "Someone needs a hug!"
I sighed. Deep down, I had a soft spot for my crazy SIR unit.
None, however, for the Dib.
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I was in a bright room. Every Irken I knew, and didn't know, was surrounding me. Watching, waiting.
The massive group parted and the Tallest walked up. Despite the fact I'd gained a foot of height in the past five years, I still had to crane my neck to see them clearly.
Tallest Red cleared his throat. "Zim, we have evaluated your life."
"Evaluated?" I asked, confused.
"Yes, evaluated," Tallest Purple stated. "As in, 'looked over it and judged it'."
"Judged it!?" I yelped, gasping in shock. "Why!?"
"To decide whether you're worth our time."
"To decide whether you're useful!"
"And you're not, Zim," Red replied smugly, grinning in my face. "You're worthless, useless."
"You don't even deserve to live."
"No," I whimpered, backing up. "Please, no-"
"It's for the best, Zim."
"You'll be doing Irk a favor!"
"No, please!" I cried, backing into someone. They grabbed my wrist, holding my in place. "I'll- I'll do better!"
"You fail at everything you do, Zim
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"Your head is BIG!"
"Yes, GIR, now could you open the damn door! I'm soaked!"
"You wouldn't be soaked if you hadn't given him your coat."
"He's allergic to water, Gaz."
"WHY is your head so BIG!"
"GIR " I moaned, wincing. "PLEASE shut up "
"I'll get you tacos when I feel better "
"I-" Sniff. "I love you "
"Me too, GIR, now go watch Scary Monkey or something "
"YAYZ!" GIR cried, running off. Flinching, I buried my face in Dib's soaked t-shirt, thanking whoever invented the ingenious idea of paint.
Dib walked to the couch and sat down, still holding me close. "Zim, you're a mess."
I still couldn't think clearly and Dib's scent wasn't helping. He smelt good
" Nothing "
I stared blankly at the emotionless face on Dib's t-shirt. I was cold and hot at the same time, my 'stomach' was begging for food it couldn't hold, and I was exhausted and couldn't sleep.
"I miss Irk," I whi
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"What do I dream about?"
I nodded, refusing to look at him. This whole 'dream' thing was kind of embarrassing now that Dib was here-
"Zim, are you blushing?"
"NO!" I snapped, ignoring the pain in my throat. Although I could've sworn my already burning hot face had become even warmer.
Dib laughed. The sound soothed my headache somewhat. "Yes you are!"
"I am not!"
"Your face is as red as your eyes!"
"Well, at least he's back to his normal self," Gaz muttered from her place on the floor. Pausing her game, she reached into a take-out bag, extracted a taco, and gave it to GIR, who squealed happily.
It was obvious she was developing a soft spot for GIR. Who wouldn't?
"You are too blushing!"
"You didn't answer my question," I growled, changing the subject.
He shrugged. "Stuff."
"What kind of 'stuff'."
"Admit you were blushing."
"Zim was not blushing!" I hissed, going back to my bad habit of speaking in the third person.
"Fine, fine," Dib sighed, rolli
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dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?
zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.
dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!
zim: why? what are you doing?
dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!
zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?
dib: zim, i swear to god...
zim: answer me.
dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!
zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?
zim: zim asked a question.
dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!