Why Shadow Link's The BestSomewhere in the Sacred Realm, all the villains were gathered together and arguing (violently); Shadow Link stood on a chair to be heard by everyone. "Y'all are idiots! It's very clear that I am the best villain!"Why Shadow Link's The Best in Humor More Like This
Ganon grunted, "Huh. Where's your proof?!"
"Hmm..." A cruel grin slid across Shadow's face. "I could say them now...! But I'd much rather hear your arguments first~! Since you're the loudest and most obnoxious, let's start with you, Pig-Man!"
Ganon did not care much for the insult thrown his way, but he adjusted himself into a proper speaking posture, "Well of course I am the main villain of the series and I have been granted power by the gods-"
A "wrong answer" klaxon sounded off as Shadow pushed Ganon aside.
"One!" Shadow held up his pointer finger. "Being the main villain is not a valid argument! Two!" He held up a second finger, then paused for a moment. Not thinking of anything better, he shrugged. "...I'm just tired of that god-complex of yours! NEXT!"