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The List, 301-400301. For the love of God, I'm supposed to be the hero.The List, 301-400 in Fan Fiction
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302. When I promise my Mages Guild apprentice that I'll stop when it starts to hurt, I will keep that promise.
303. The Orrery is not an amusement park ride.
304. There is no secret cow level.
305. Soul Gems are not Nethicite, Magicite, or Materia.
306. Count Hassildor is scarier than I am, and I need to keep this in mind while dealing with those in his employ.
307. Not allowed to hang a sign on my paint horse's rump that says: "My other horse is Shadowmere."
308. None of my weapons can talk, nor are they named Enserric.
309. Insisting that my weapons can talk will get me a one-way ticket to the Shivering Isles.
310. Remember: walking on water doesn't make me anyone special in Nirn.
311. Attempting to poison my weapon if I specialize in Hand-to-Hand will usually backfire in painful ways.
312. Along similar lines, no matter how high my Hand-to-Hand is, I do not have a Fist of Death.
313. Must not confuse the Mystic Archives w
The List, 201-300201. The power of Akatosh does not compel me, nor anyone else for that matter.The List, 201-300 in Fan Fiction
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202. Not allowed to go door-to-door as a "Sheogorath's Witness."
203. Not allowed to go bandit-hunting solely because their armor is, and I quote, "Shiny!"
204. Should not think too hard about why ancient, unexplored Ayleid ruins contain caches of septims.
205. The ability to control the weather in the Shivering Isles does not make me Storm, and neither does the silver bodysuit I made Haskill fetch for me.
206. Not allowed to go chapel-climbing while wearing my Shrouded Armor.
207. Not allowed to go chapel-climbing in the Crusader's Relics.
208. Not allowed to go chapel-climbing, period.
209. At the end of the Fighters Guild questline, I am not to announce, "All your base are belong to us" even if it is technically true.
210. Cannot test to see if I actually can hit the broad side of a barn with my spells, and I will be paying for that.
211. Not allowed to bounce people off of the wall a couple of tim