Jobs N Shouldn't Do1. TeacherJobs N Shouldn't Do in Humor More Like This
"And that is how we integrate f (65) into 5976," N explained as he finished writing the equations on the blackboard. His heels were turned, letting him face his students.
His 1st grade students.
Their mouths were widely agape. Their eyes were about to bulge out as they gawked at the multiple equations on the board. Finally, one student raised her hand. With a dumfounded tone, she asked, "What?"
"Why? Why, why, why?! Who did this to you? Humans are cruel!" N cried in despair as a sick Lillipup sat quietly on the table, the Pokémon's tail wagging in joy.
"Um doctor " The nurse chimed in. "He only has the common cold "
"This blue substance looks pretty." N looked at the small tube. He then turned his attention towards a beaker that was filled with orange goop. The beaker was labeled 'TOXIC'.
Sadly, "Maybe it will look a thousand times prettier with this orange substance!" Without haste and with a wide smile,
N's Emotions1. Happy NN's Emotions in Humor More Like This
"White! This is such a beautiful day! Let's have a little walk!" N happily cheered as he tugged the stunned girl's arm.
2. Sad N
N wept uncontrollably as he hid in the bathroom. "How dare you, White I trusted you How dare you say such words?!" He wailed in despair, hands cupping his teary-eyed face.
On the other side was White, feeling slightly guilty, yet mostly frustrated. "N, all I said was that that pink purse makes you look like a girl. Hell, I think that purse is for girls." She knocked on the door and turned on the knob. But to her dismay, it was locked tight.
Hugging the pink handbag that had ruffles stitched on it, N stubbornly cried, "YOU KNOW NOTHING!"
3. Angry N
"I am not a child!" N stomped his foot angrily as he sat in front of White. "How dare you say I am a kid, White. I am 23 for Arceus sake!"
"Fine! Then get off the damn swing!" White shouted back, getting very agitated at N's stubborn behaviour.
N, who wa
Beloved Derpies1. ConflictingBeloved Derpies in Humor More Like This
"The fact that Green has tons of fangirls, but never intends to date one of them," Leaf said blankly. "Makes me wonder about his sexuality though " Hazel eyes stared at the baffled Green.
"I am not gay!" The young leader yelled madly.
"Can you calm down?!" Hikari yelled frantically as Jun jumped up and down on her bed.
"What are you talking about I'm perfectly calm yayy!" The blonde cheered joyfully.
Hikari sighed heavily. But just as she thought it couldn't get worse, she felt her body being lifted and swaying up and down. Black eyes opened, baffled to see herself being carried by the still hopping Jun.
"Oh dear Arceus, put me down!" She shouted in dizziness.
"Them jeggings." Touko sneered foxily at her childhood friend.
Cheren's face was in a full shade of red. "These are pants for sophisticated people!"
"You are getting down from this mountain one way or another!" Green shouted angrily as he tugged
A Jealous Heartbeat1. SoulsilverA Jealous Heartbeat in Romance More Like This
Kotone frowned as she stood in front of Silver. "Aww come on, Silver. It'll be fun. The amusement park only comes once every year!"
The redhead laughed spitefully. He glared at the petite brunette in front of him. "What part of 'No' do you not understand? When I said I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go!"
The brunette frowned again. She held her hips. Typhlosion, standing behind her, rolled his eyes and continued blowing small balls of fire out of boredom.
She poked his body, irritating the teenager. "Come on! I've been dying to go and I know you're gonna love it!"
Annoyed, he swatted her hand away and turned around, about to walk away. "Fuck off, pigtails." With one arrogant huff, he walked away.
"Fine. Then I'll just go with Ethan then."
That successfully abrupt his movement.
"Come on Typhlosion. Let
Tears of a Woman1. ConflictingTears of a Woman in Romance More Like This
Leaf sniffed quietly. She hugged her knees, hiding her trembling mouth. Her red puffy eyes stared soullessly into the dancing flames.
Suddenly, a warm coat wrapped around her body. She looked up, only to see a distressed Green. The young leader sighed heavily and crouched down to her level. "Stop crying," he said, patting her head softly. "I'm sorry I haven't been around lately. But it's not that I hate you." His hand took her chin, slowly lifting her up to meet his gaze.
"But just remember, no matter how far we are, you're always in my mind." He wiped the tears off her face. A small, innocent smile curved up his lips. "So stop crying, you pesky little girl coz you're making me feel pathetic for losing to you."
Hikari wiped her tears. She bit her lip, holding back another sob. The young dark brunette slumped her back against the wall, her lips pursed into a sorrowful frown. Her hands moved to her necklace, gripping the black pendant tightly. Her
Heart Swap1. ConflictingHeart Swap in Humor More Like This
"Yo, Green, how about I make you a deal? I'll get off the mountain if you offer me to stay at your home." Leaf snickered foxily, standing really close in front of the quiet Green.
"Hay Jun!" Hikari rocketed herself towards the blonde boy, catching him off guard. "Eeee you have no idea how much I've missed you! Johto was fun and all but I miss you the most hey I have an idea let's buy me ice cream to celebrate me back at home!" The lovely dark brunette snuggled her face on the young man's chest.
Jun flashed a small grin and sighed quietly. "I miss you too, Kari Kari."
"Cheren, how are you going to pass your examination if all you do is fooling around?"
Cheren stared boringly at his female best friend. "Touko, you're sweet and all, but can I go now? I'd rather sit at home and watch TV with Emboar than do math."
Touko shot a sharp glare at him, which Cheren replied with a lazy yawn.
"Hi there Kotone! I'm s
Clash of The Rivals1. Cheren x GreenClash of The Rivals in Humor More Like This
"So, you think you're that strong, punk?" Green asked in a mocking tone. His Blastoise stood behind him, eyeing and growling at the spectacled boy's Serperior.
Cheren raised an eyebrow, then huffed arrogantly. "Just because you're older than me doesn't mean I can't wipe you out."
"I am not old, you little four-eyes!" Green growled. He snapped his fingers, signalling his trusty water starter to walk forth. Cheren did the same, and his Serperior slithered forward; hissing at his opponent.
"Heh. Aren't you a bit cocky for something so obvious that you're gonna lose?" The young Viridian leader crossed his arms and chuckled smugly.
Cheren scoffed nonchalantly. "Keep your petty words to yourself and prepare to fall down in defeat." Both men yelled 'go'. Soon enough, both their starters plunged forward, releasing their attack. Thus, the battle of the egos has begun.
2. Red x Jun
"Dude, why can't you speak? Are you mute? Are you broken? How can you command your
Sexy Schmexy Valentine1. GreenSexy Schmexy Valentine in Humor More Like This
"This Valentines, consider yourself lucky coz you get to spend the day with me," boast a very smug Green.
"Baby, you're my sugar rush." Jun smiled adorably.
"You're like a math question. I would love to 'solve' you." Cheren winked cunningly.
"If you were food, I would never eat you. That's how much I love you." Diamond flashed a sweet smile.
"Are you a fire Pokémon? Coz you are making me hot." Kotone purred like a Skitty.
"Baby, this Valentines, I will show you my other kind of aura." The young man grinned mischievously.
"Your body is like art. I would love to bask in your beauty all day in my bed." Ruby murmured huskily.
"I'm going to fine you one million dollars for being so hot." Pearl raised a playful eyebrow.
"If I were a deity, you'd be my queen." Cyrus said plainly.
"I'm going to train you tonight, that you
Rival's Sweet Scent1. ConflictingRival's Sweet Scent in Romance More Like This
The sound of her sneeze caught his attention. Green looked to his left, where Leaf was rubbing her red nose. "Achoo!" She sneezed again. Charmander stood by her side, patting her trainer's lap and trying to keep her warm with her small lighting fire tail.
Green found this amusing. The sight of the girl with her red nose made him chuckle. His Squirtle slept peacefully in his ball. The two had bumped into each other when Green paid a little visit to the Indigo Plateau. While he walked back to Viridian, he didn't expect his childhood rival would past by. The two shared their second battle in which, unfortunately, she had won. Again.
And to make matters worse, it started to rain the minute they finished their battle.
Luckily, both young trainers found shelter under an abandoned bus stop.
"Achoo!" Leaf sneezed again. Tiny drops of tears began to trickle down her cheek. She rubbed her bare arms. Great. Now I'm cold She should have listened t
Jobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing1. DoctorJobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing in Humor More Like This
"You're sick? Well that's what you get for being weak!" Silver shouted as he slammed his fists on the table.
"You all fail!"
The students gawked at their teacher. "B-but sir, this is our first day of sc-"
Silver didn't even give a chance for the child to speak. "I don't care! You all look weak! F's for all of you!"
"What? You want to play Barbie dolls?! Well too bad! I threw them into the fire because dolls are weak! Go sleep dammit!" Silver shouted at the poor 6-year old.
"Doctor, I have a problem " The patient began to speak as he lay on the couch.
"Well, I think I know what your problem is, boy," Silver said calmly. But his voice immediately changed as he said, "It's because you're weak!"
5. Ballerina Dancer
"This uniform is too tight! Why isn't my tutu black? You call that dancing?! My dead Sneasel can do better! Let me show you how a true man dance, you weakling!" Silver screamed as he beg