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Grocery Store's Vital RegionsSEIZING THE GROCERY STORE'S VITAL REGIONSGrocery Store's Vital Regions in Humor More Like This
*cue ominous music*
There are two main differences between the Feliciano/Lovino/Matt/Alfred/Ludwig/Gilbert variety of children, and the Antonio/Francis variety of children.
The first is that not one of the Feliciano & Co. variety is a convicted pedophile. (Gilbert's trial is next week.)
The second is that Feli & Co. all have parent-type-things keeping them under control. Antonio, on the other hand, does all his grocery shopping himself.
At the extremely mature (note sarcasm) age of ten.
And, being a totally mature ten-year-old, he was currently occupied racing shopping carts up and down the aisl
Spain The Explorer - 1Greece fell down an escalator. "OWW." he whimpered.Spain The Explorer - 1 in Humor More Like This
"Oh no! Greece-san! Are you ok?" Japan asked, running over to him.
"Why yes. Yes, yes yes yes yes I am. Yup yup yup." he said. His ears turned into wings and he flew away. Or, attempted to. He actually just ended up flying into a wall.
Suddenly, Spain fell from the ceiling and he began dancing on Greece's cheek. "DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DORA! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DORA! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DORA! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DORA! BOOTS AND SUPER COOL EXPLORA DORA~"
"GRAB YER BACKPACK." Japan squawked, grabbing Canada's eyelid and swinging him around in circles. Canada made a loud sound that sounded
A tale of armpits, pianos, and romantic AustriansSuddenly, BADGERS began shooting out of France's armpits. They made a loud squeaky sound as they hit the floor. France screamed, "SPAIN, SAVE ME!"A tale of armpits, pianos, and romantic Austrians in Humor More Like This
Clones of Spain started shooting out of his armpit instead of BADGERS, now. France squawked like a parrot. "SOMEONE HELP ME!"
America flew in the room. "I am a hero, and I will help you, you poor old man!"
France started crying. "I AM NOT OLD!"
America slapped him with a chair. "SHUT UP I AM HELPING YOU."
France shut up.
"Ok, now, to stop making Spains come out of your armpits, all you have to do is this." America said. "Solve my riddle."
France sighed. "Ok, what is the riddle?"
"A
FOREVERAmerica smashed his face on the table. "MAPLE FLAVORED, YUM." he said.FOREVER in Humor More Like This
England was annoyed by this. "Shut your face."
America closed the door on his face. "Oh, sorry, I wasn't aware that it was open."
"That's alright." England said. He continued reading his book. France suddenly popped out of the book, hugging him. "YOU ARE SO KAWAII, ENGLAND. I WANNA HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND POKE YOUR TOENAILS."
England's eyebrows turned into tiny little Selena Gomez's. "OHHH IT'S MAGIC~" they sang.
France screamed, and flipped backwards onto the table. He flopped around on it like a fish, barking like a dog.
Russia took grabbed a chair and smash
Bad Touch Trio saves the elephantEveryone was completely silent. Except for America. He was derpin' about stuff nobody really cares about. Every few minutes, England had to wipe away the drool from a snowflake's armpit. What.Bad Touch Trio saves the elephant in Humor More Like This
Suddenly, Germany rested his face on the table. He started singing the Pokemon theme song in a chipmunk voice.
Yep, the meeting was completely normal.
And e- SUDDENLY, THE BAD TOUCH TRIO ROSE FROM THEIR SEATS.
"THE PHONE!" France squawked.
"THE PHONE IS RINGING!" Spain mewed.
"The phone, we'll be right there!" Prussia said, running over to the phone.
"The phone, the phone is ringing!" Spain said.
"There's an animal in trouble! There's an
A kawaii ChristmasIt was another perfectly normal meeting.A kawaii Christmas in Humor More Like This
"AMERRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCAAAAA!" England squawked.
America looked up. "Murr?" he whispered.
England glomped him. "I LOVE YOUR SHOELACES." he mewed.
America slapped him. "I HAVE NO SHOELACES. I have man laces."
England folded his hands and sighed. "Oh America... Sooo manly and dreamy..."
America suddenly caught on fire and screeched like a chimpanzee.
Russia poured vodka on him and put out the fire.
"Arigato." America said.
"WEABOO." Japan squawked.
"Shut up." America said. He hugged Russia. "I love you desu."
Russia smiled. "Awwwww durr..."
They made out for three hours.
Li
Desu"PET MY HAIR CURL."Desu in Humor More Like This
Spain stared at Romano for five hours. Then, he screamed. "YESSSSSS." And he petted that curl like there was no tomorrow.
Suddenly, Prussia fell from the sky. He started licking Spain's left nostril. "I LIKE YOUR NOSSSSSSSSE." he squawked. Then Gilbird started flappin' his wings like a boss.
Spain lol'd.
Then Prussia started licking Romano's nostril. "NOSE."
Romano poked Prussia's belly. "BELLY."
Prussia licked Romano's eyelashes. "EYELASHES."
Romano poked Prussia's lip. "LIP."
Prussia licked Romano's butt. "BOOTY."
Romano stabbed him with a raw piece of spaghetti. "NO."
Spain suddenly gave birth to Ko
SWITZERLAND, LIECHTENSTEIN, AND THE LADYBUG"ZOMG SWISS!!!" Liechtenstein mewed.SWITZERLAND, LIECHTENSTEIN, AND THE LADYBUG in Humor More Like This
Switzerland screamed, "I HATE YOU. YOU SMELL LIKE SHOELACES."
Liechtenstein crossed her arms. "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Switzerland threw a dictionary at her. Liechtenstein fell on the floor. She broke through the floor and fell all the way down to the basement.
Switzerland looked at the huge hole. "WHOA. HOW DID YOU GET DOWN THAR?" he squawked.
"A LADDER." Liechtenstein said sarcastically.
"Omg cool." Switzerland said. He suddenly fell down the hole, but was saved by his nosehair getting caught in a nail.
"WOOOOOO!" he screamed, swinging on the no
Adventures"Kolkolkolkolkol..." he whispered, using a knife to sharpen his nails. Russia's disturbing chanting made America kind of wonder if he was planning to kill someone. He scooted his chair over a few inches, and Russia didn't seem to notice this.Adventures in Humor More Like This
China was sitting on the other side of him. He was cuddling with a kitty and screaming, "KAWAII ARU!" over and over. This was creepy, too, but nowhere as creepy as Russia.
France was laughing like the weirdo he was, and England was yelling at him. "Stop laughing like that! It's creepy and disturbing!"
Russia stopped sharpening his nails and looked up. "Are you guys having fun?" he asked, laughing.
My Sweet AlfredI think it is unfair that I am not allowed to fish for whales on a Sunday.My Sweet Alfred in Letters More Like This
Whales are my favorite animal. They are very nice pets to keep in your bathtub. They are so cute, and they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. If I had one as pet, my life would be complete. I'd name him Alfred and we'd play hide and seek together. We'd also watch videos on YouTube about cats trying to climb up the stairs. Those cats are so cute! But not as cute as a whale.
Along with that, my favorite day of the week is Sunday. It's the best day to go fishing, whether you're fishing for whales or giraffes, both of which natural habitats are in Ohio.
Lake Erie is f
THE BEAUTY OF LOVETHE BEAUTY OF LOVE in Humor More Like This
America's nose screamed in protest as the apple juice spilled on the carpet.
Now he was sad. His nose cried tears of sadness.
Lithuania's toenails heard this, and they comforted him. "It's gonna be ok, buddy."
America punched Lithuania in the face. "WHY ARE YOU NEAR ME I DIDN'T INVITE YOU HERE."
Lithuania just made a quiet, high pitched squeaky noise. Suddenly, a door appeared in the ceiling and potatoes spilled out of it. Germany was swimming around in the potatoes, laughing like a hyena.
America threw a bottle of lotion at Germany. "YOUR SKIN IS ROUGH LIKE A POTATO. USE SOME." he screamed. The lotion exploded on Germany and he tur
This is a Hetalia Fanfic.One day England was doing magic when he turned himself into a sexy green dinosaur. France thought this was so awesome that he raped England and England ripped his throat out. Prussia and Spain were cross with England and cut his little T-Rex arms off, then America decided to be the hero and threw his secret McDonald's bomb at all three of them, turning them all into sexy female hamburgers.This is a Hetalia Fanfic. in Short Stories More Like This
But then Russia stole the hamburgers and raped them so America went over to his place and after making out in a long and graphic description they started hitting each other with Linkin Park CDs. While they were busy, China babbled sagely oriental nonsense,
The Nordics Eat Special SandwichesTHE NORDICS EAT SPECIAL SANDWICHESThe Nordics Eat Special Sandwiches in Short Stories More Like This
Denmark came in and bangs the door.
"OMG SWEDEN!" he screamed. "THOSE WERNT ORDNARY SANDWICHES WE ET!"
"Wh't?" said Sweden, confused. Norway came in with a silly grin and dead carrot.
"THEY WERE VERY SPECIAL SANDWICHES!" Denmark yelled as Finland came down from the attic wearing a bikini.
"OMG WHATS GOING ON?" yelled Sweden, hitting the table with a pumpkin.
"IM A CARROT HUNTAR LOL!" said Norway and did a cartwheel on an unsuspecting goldfish.
"Its a CABBAGE!" said Finland.
"NO ITS NOT!" shrieked Denmark epicly. "EVERYWUN NOES IT'S A TORTOISE!!!"
"OH NOES! DEY BE STEALIN MAH BUKIT!" said Finland
In Which America loses his Burgers.America was playing video games, as usual. This time though, it was 1 in the morning, way past his bedtime. 'Screw my rules,' he had thought, 'I'm older now.' Now, he was waiting for the game to load a levelIn Which America loses his Burgers. in Short Stories More Like This
"Shit!" America had no patience. "Might as well go get some food to waste some time." He put the controller down and walked to his kitchen. Opening his refridgerator lazily, he reached out into the cooling device to grab a burger.
WAIT. THERE WAS NO BEEF. IN FACT, NO BURGER.
"HOLY COW!" America shouted, slamming the refridgerator door. "MY BURGERS HAVE DISSAPERED!"
He ran franticly around the house, checking every corner and drawer.
Survival: PrologueSharp pain. That was the last thing Holy Rome remembered when he fell into the blackness. The evil look France gave him as he plunged the dagger deep into his heart.Survival: Prologue in General Fiction More Like This
He collapsed, gasping for air, feeling the blood run down his chest. There was a crack as he fell to the ground, it seemed like his legs were broken.
The nation screamed and screamed. But France, led by that fat man ignored him and quickly walked up towards Holy Rome's house.
Everything was growing dimmer...the black seemed to cloud around him. He could see images of his youth flash before his eyes. Youth...what a thing to say when Holy Rome looked and acted like a twelve year
RockXReader"And stay out!" Germany shouted as he slammed the door in your face. Germany was sick and tired of you trying to have sex with him, and trying to get him to have sex with Italy. He had much more important stuff to do.RockXReader in Short Stories More Like This
"But Germanyyyyyy-kawaii-desu-nee-chaaaaaaaaan~!" You cried seductively, a bubble of saliva forming on your lips.
"No." Germany stated simply as he locked the door.
"BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" You cried. Why didn't Germany like you!? Your mom said you were pretty, and kids at school called you a weeaboo, you didn't know what that meant but it had to be good! And why wouldn't Germany realize his feelings for Italy? You needed
In which, America blows England.One day America was eating his favorite vegetable.In which, America blows England. in Short Stories More Like This
"I love pizza!" exclaimed America to no one in particular.
"I love you too, America." Said the pizza.
"WOW DUDE!" hollered America. "MY PIZZA CAN TALK! SOMEONE, ANYONE ALERT OBAMA!"
"I need you to kill England! You must do it because you're the HERO!"
"Oh okay. I guess England is going down!"
So America ran over to England's house. "Well hi thar bff!" America said. "I am not planning to kill you."
"That's bloody fantastic, wanker." England said.
America handed England a scone. "I made this for you, 'cause you're my best friend and you can't cook, and I like you and you're My England a
another crack fic SO ONE DAY GERMANY WAS JUST SITTING THERE BEING SEXY-THEN THIS MAGICAL EYEBROWED WIZARD CAME TO HIM CASTING A SPELL ON HIM.another crack fic in Humor More Like This
"I CAST YE with FOREVER BONNER SYNDROM!" THEN HE RAN AWAY AS FAR AS HIS MANLY BRITISH LEGS COULD. GERMANY WAS LIKE
"MEIN GOTT!" HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE BULGE AND THOUGH FOR A SECOND. THEN GIRLBERT WHIO WAS HIDING IN THE NEAR BY BUSHES CAUSE HATS TOTTALY NORMAL CAME OUT TO HIS BROTHER WAS WAS ALL LIKE.
"BROOOOOO-" GILBERT FLAILED.
"ITS GON BE AKWARD STANDING IN LINE AT K-MART NOW. WE NEED A MIRACLE WOOORKER!"
THE SUDDELY THE LESBIAN GOD CAME OUT. IT WAS JAPAN.
"I THINK MY I CAN HELP YOU WITH MY RESBIAN TEACHINGS.
Jabbertaly`Twas worlar, and the fivgumentive AlliesJabbertaly in Free Verse More Like This
Did scorn and yout in the Conference Room;
All panxious were the femaids,
And the people's tempers calxed.
"Beware the Veneciano, my son
The hands that grab, the mouth that eats!
Beware the Ludwig bird, and shun
The blaning Kikufeats!"
He took his scoger sword in hand;
Long time the cowarimp foe he sought-
So rested he by the Pasta tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as the mopgry thought he stood,
The Jabbertaly, with eyes of flame,
Came skipping throw the Axis wood,
And gromplained as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The scoger blade went ha-smack!
He left i
Melodious Memories When I was a little boy…my brother always told me that my happiness depends on me…Melodious Memories in Romance More Like This
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"No, no, no. Like this Ludwig," Roderich said, playing the notes for the boy again.
Ludwig Beilschmidt was a boy of fourteen years with short, blond hair that came down into his icy blue eyes. He was quiet, neat, and proper, much unlike his older brother. His family cared for three dogs, and he loved them all.
The Beilschmidts were never a close-knit family. After Ludwig was born, the parents were more and more distant, constantly over seas for work, leaving seventeen-year-old Gilbert to take care of him. They may have been rather wealthy,
Healing The Broken Smile Ludwig used to always wonder why Feliciano smiled.Healing The Broken Smile in Romance More Like This
A lot of the time he was carefree, happy, joyful, sweet, caring, and considerate. He was bubby and kind, and always had a smile on his face. He was bouncy and energetic, and acted as if there was nothing to ever fear or to be hurt over.
Ludwig wondered how he could be like that.
Feliciano had grown up in an abusive household in a little place just outside of Florence, Italy. He was the younger brother of a set of twins, with a superstitious mother who insisted that the twins were a bad omen, two demons that would ultimately bring about her demise. She insisted they be sent away, and wh
Alone In A Crowded Room The roar of voices did nothing to drown out the sound of my thoughts.Alone In A Crowded Room in Short Stories More Like This
I tapped my foot lightly on the tiled floor, fingers intertwined with one another, resting comfortably together on my lap. Despite the overpowering noises all around me, I can still hear the sound of my breathing, quick and short, yet long drawn at the same time. I'm conscious of the tapping, and how my heart is drumming in my ears.
I sat alone in this huge place, this huge gymnasium, this school, this place I knew, but didn't know. Maybe saying that was weird, if you thought about it. How could I be alone when there were so many people, so many familiar faces, so many
The Matador Dream So lately, I've had strange dreams, strange dreams about a boy I've never met, never spoken to, or even seen. He just appeared in my mind one night, and ever since, he's popped up everywhere.The Matador Dream in Romance More Like This
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Kiku Honda sat at his desk, the lamp shining bright overtop his piece of paper. Its white space was already colored in shades of grey, careful lines drawn here and there. A small smile appeared on his lips as he pressed the button on his music player to change songs.
When the basic sketch was done, he began to add the details of the picture, like on the clothes, and hair. He paid close attention as he did the creases and folds of the costume.
Poppet, Sweet Poppet Poppet, Sweet Poppet against the wall,Poppet, Sweet Poppet in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Poppet, Sweet Poppet curled in a ball,
All of his tears, and screams, and cries,
Just brought about his own gruesome demise.
Honey and HeartHoney Bee and Sweet Heart went up a hill,Honey and Heart in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
To get away from me,
But Honey Bee fell down, and tumbled all around,
And Sweet Heart screamed and screamed.
Up Honey Bee flew, and far he did race
But after him I did chase,
Even at the home he tried to run,
But little did he know the fun had just begun.
Do You Remember? Do you remember the day,Do You Remember? in Free Verse More Like This
When the ashes fell like snow?
Do you remember the day,
When the sun didn't glow?
Do you remember the moment,
When hope seemed lost?
Do you remember the moment,
When you noticed the lives that this madness cost?
Do you remember the sorrow,
Of the people who cried?
Do you remember the sorrow,
Of those who wished they'd died?
Do you remember,
Holding your child tight?
Do you remember,
Saying it'd be all right?
Do you remember the day,
When our nation stood tall?
Do you remember the day,
When our nation chose not to fall?
Do you remember the flag,
That waved so great?
Game Guard - 1 Welcome to the world of Game Guard, a strategic, interactive game that is challenging the mind by solving puzzles and riddles while trying to escape the facility that has captured you, all as you are avoiding the dreaded Virus that is trying to disable your escape. Once you are ready to proceed, press the green button to your right and you will be entered into the game. Each game is all your own, unless you are playing with a partner. Please tell the operators if you are cooperating with a partner or separately. One of the players shall randomly be selected to be the leader, and cannot be switched. Please enjoy, and remember, should you needGame Guard - 1 in Romance More Like This
Regret Matthew Williams knows what he's doing is wrong.Regret in Short Stories More Like This
But that doesn't stop him from doing it.
Matthew takes everything that resembles him, and begins to tear it up. He knows this is a bad choice, but he doesn't care. He wants any resemblance of him gone, because he knows if he doesn't it will tear him up on the inside. He continues to rip and tear the photos, and put all the scraps into tiny pieces into bags, ready to use them later.
Matthew feels no regret as he stands up with the bags in hand, heading down to the foyer to the fireplace, ready to burn and destroy the contents of this bag.
He kneels before the warm, orange fire, entrance
Something Means EverythingOne night, two days before Christmas, I was walking home from work. The moon shone brightly in the sky, illuminating the snow that crunched underneath my feet and shoes. It wasn't quiet by any means, as the hustle and bustle of everyone rung out, but in the midst of this, at the bus stop, I happened to see a little girl sitting on the bench.Something Means Everything in Short Stories More Like This
Now, I was tired, and truth be told I honestly shouldn't have cared about the little girl sitting there, all by her lonesome in a huge city such as this, but I did. For some reason as I got closer, I stopped in front of her, and stared at her curiously. Maybe no one else seemed to care, but I did. Her ey
CrackTalia: THE PASTA IS A LIEItaly was dancing with his ass on fire in space for no apparent reason when for some reason germany appeared out of nowhere on a narwhal "HEY SEXY" "HAI GERMANAHEFOIDNGSDOFNSDOIFN!!!" italy then smacked germany's ass making a 'dat ass' face "NICE"CrackTalia: THE PASTA IS A LIE in Short Stories More Like This
Then sweeden entered the room sitting on top of a enormus hat and carrying a teeny weeny finland in his MAN PURSE "PEANUT BUTTER MAKES ME HORNY" then finland got out of sweeden's MAN PURSE and jumped into sweedens pants "ME GUSTA" suddenly china explodeded sweeden's balls "FFFF-" "I LIKE CHEESE" then china had boobs and procedded to squeeze them kinkishly
meanwhile Russia was doing spaztic cartwheels while England watched. "HEY RUSSIA" "DA?" "YOUR A SEXY BITCH" then england stabbed france with a spork "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR IGGY WIGGY!?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE SEXY" then france was raped by canada for no apparent reason
Then cuba ate a potato chip that transported him to croatia "WTF!?" "WELCOME TO CROATIA HOME OF THE SEXY LLAMAS" croatia yelle
CR-Axis (crak-SIS):SEXY FUN TIMES WITH HORNY JAPANSO, LIKE ONE ITALY GERMANY AND JAPAN WERE BREAKDANCING IN THE BACK OF A CAR AS THE AURTHOR AND RUSSIA BECAME ONE IN THE FRONTCR-Axis (crak-SIS):SEXY FUN TIMES WITH HORNY JAPAN in Short Stories More Like This
SO HARD
THEN ITALY SUDDENLY YELLED "OMG LETS GO DANCE ON THE MOON!!!" THEN RANDOMLY THE THREE FOUND THEMSELVES ON SOME RANDOM PLANET THAT WAS TACOS SECRET HIDEOUT CALLED 'TACONONONONOIONONONONIA~!' THEN JAPAN RODE AROUND ON A LLAMA WITH HIS PENIS ON FIRE THEN ATE 78924 TACOS THAT HE THEN SHIT OUT AND THEN TURNED INTO 78924 GIANT COOKIES THAT GERMANY ATE THEN FARTED A SHITLOAD. JAPAN THEN BECAME EPICLY HORNY. "IMA GO BANG EUROPE" THEN JAPAN RAN DOWN TO EARTH VIA MINIATURE LLAMA WHICH HE BANGED
SO HARD
ONE DAY ENGLAND WAS WALZTING AROUND IN HIS FUKING PINK APOCALYPSE OF A FUKIN PINK DRESS AND SINGING A BRITNEY SPEARS SONG UNTIL JAPAN EXPLODED INTO THE ROOM AND BANGED THE EXPLOSION.
SO HARD
AND ENGLAND THEN ATE THE EXPLOSION THAT HE FARTED OUT THEN WAS RHAPED BY JAPAN.
ChinaXreader Request: OrigamiChinaXReaderChinaXreader Request: Origami in Short Stories More Like This
Origami
*china's P.O.V*
'another day at the academy…' I thought as I wandered down the hall to my art class. "privjet, china!" I heard behind me and chilled me to the core "AI-YA!" I squealed in terror "leave me alone you oversized panda or whatever you are!" I wailed out at Russia. Russia's face saddened. "I was just gonna tell you we're expecting a new student in out art class…" he said before a girl with dark brown hair and a strange curl sticking out from her backwards hat scurried up. She was the class president named tacos ((YES I PUT MYSELF IN THESE THINGS SHUP UP DX)) and she was also russia's girlfriend. "it
ScotlandXreaderXengland requestScotlandXreaderXenglandScotlandXreaderXengland request in Short Stories More Like This
The Gentleman and the Rebel
Scotland and England. Two completely different guys you had major crushes on. England was a real sweetheart and very polite, but stingy at times. While Scotland was Rebelious and hilarious, but at times a little 'too' rebellious.
It was Saturday and you decided to go out to the bar with the two boys. The two giving each other a sneer everynow and then as the bartender brought over your drinks. "and 'ere's the fuel I run on!" Scotland said chugging his drink. England gave him a look "try to at least ACT your age Scotland. But if he acted his age he'd be 6 feet under!" England said laughin
AustriaXReader request: Her SymphonyAustriaXreaderAustriaXReader request: Her Symphony in Short Stories More Like This
Her Symphony
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"good morning Austria!" you greeted him with enthusiasm. He nodded and smiled. "good morning to you too (name)" Austria had grown quite fond of you since you two had known each other for so long. He smiled as he watched you walk off to class. He remembered your birthday was coming up and wanted to do something special. So he started out his great plan to woo you into his arms.
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Your birthday finally arrived and you were very exited. Eliziveta, Katshuya and the other girl countries promised to take you on a girls night out. But first, that involved going to a concert hall. "why we at a concert hall?" you a
DenmarkXReader RequestDenmarkXReaderDenmarkXReader Request in Short Stories More Like This
How To Repair your heart (with Pudding)
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You were holding back tears as you walked down the hall. Thinking about what just happened. It hurt you more than anything and thinking about it just made it worse. You slid down near your locker. Books in your arms, huddled up and letting the memories take their course.
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You were cheerfully walking down the hall, hoping to see your boyfriend Alfred. You loved him more than anything and you had been going out with him for about 6 months. You had a metal bracelet with his name engraved on it and yours on the back in one hand, and your books in the other. He was probably getting o
PrussiaXreader request: The Awesome Contest!PrussiaXReader RequestPrussiaXreader request: The Awesome Contest! in Short Stories More Like This
The AWESOME contest
"IM AWESOME!"
"IM AWESOM-ER!"
"IM SO AWESOME I SURPASSED GOD!"
"YEAH SURE! YOU DID, YOU'RE UN-AWESOME!"
(name) and Prussia were going at it…AGAIN. Germany's palm met his face as the two barked at each other over who was 'awesome-er'. "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A AWESOME CONTEST (name)!!" Prussia yelled at (name). (name) crossed her arms "Challenge accepted" she said with a smirk. "meet me here tomorrow at noon for a contest of epic proportions!" Prussia yelled running off.
---this is Ned the time skipping llama who will now bring you a day into the future---
Prussia tapped his f
RussiaXPregnant! Reader RequestRussiaXPregnant!ReaderRussiaXPregnant! Reader Request in Short Stories More Like This
Sunflowers and baby showers
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You were in your 8th month of pregnancy and were walking home from the world meeting. 'I wonder why everyone was in such a rush today…' you thought. Your thoughts were interrupted by Italy running up to you in excitement. "Ciao (name)!" he said "hey Italy…" you mumbled. "how ya feelin today? How's the piccolo uno[1]*?" he said giving your stomach a gentle pat. "I'm alright… same with the baby…" you said. "you sound sad ragazza…" Italy said sadly. "I just miss Ivan…" you mumbled.
***flashback***
"I have to tell you something, мой п&
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