Welp.I'm at my gramma's. Yay.
I was bored. Thats probably why your reading this. Because you're bored too. Everyone is bored all the time no matter what. Conversation between me and my friend.
Her: Nm. Bored
Another conversation with a group on facebook
Me: I just got home from school. Ready for the weekend.
Random person: Me 2.
Random person #2: Me 3.
It kept going like that until all ten of us said we were bored.
Have you ever noticed that? Everytime someone is texting, they are bored, not doing anything, eating, or...in the bathroom. Awkward when someone tells you they are in the bathroom.
Join.me chat 6-13-13 part 1Join.me chat 6-13-13 part 1 in Comedy More Like This
(Kagekao Shimeji appears)
GingaAkamall: little Kage
(Little Kage walks towards corner of desktop)
Viewer 20all: Looks like he's heading for the other corner of the desktop.
Viewer 20all: What will he do now?
(Kage stops, sits down)
Viewer 40all: He just denied you.
Viewer 20all: Damn you Kage....DAMN YOU.
Viewer 20all: My vengeance.
Viewer 20all: Upon Kage-sama.
Viewer 20all: HAH!
Viewer 20all: He did it.
Viewer 40all: I suddenly desire sushi...dammit.
Viewer 20all: Take that Viewer 40.
Viewer 40all: SO I AM 40
(Ginga picks up Kage and throws him away)
Viewer 40all: I'm sorry, but, you throwing Kage just made me laugh so hard
GingaAkamall: fly Kage fly
Viewer 20all: Let's play catch with Kage.
Viewer 20all: Oh god you're abusive...
Viewer 40all: He was just having a good little time climbing, then you're like "NO!" XD
GingaAkamall: play that game like with the balloons
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Jageall: I am the evil side of Kage..
Viewer 40all: You'd think Jage would be the Jedi side of Kage
Jeff The Killerall: Are you all just gonna take that.
GingaAkamall: Imma send Zehndy after ya
Jageall: AND THE ONE
Jeff The Killerall: I'll be up here, if you need me.
Jageall: WHO BROKE JEFF'S KNIFE
Youall: and Scollex, and Ascaris, and Daraku, and Tamashi, and Usotski
Jeff The Killerall: You...SON0FABITCH.
Viewer 29all: ooohh you're screwed now Jage
Viewer 73all: ok bye
GingaAkamall: all those immortal dudes
Jeff The Killerall: IMMA JUMP ON YOU.
Jageall: And I murdered Esther
Jeff The Killerall: As soon as I get up here.
GingaAkamall: oh damn, I feel sorry for you now
Viewer 29all: Jage has a suicide wish
GingaAkamall: Zehndy is gonna fuck you up
Viewer 40all: On one hand, I wanna go to sleep, but on another, I reeaalllyyy wanna watch you draw scary Splendy ;-;
Jeff The Killerall: Ginga, throw me Jage.
Jageall: * Snicker *
GingaAkamall: I a
Sadist - Chapter 6Sadist - Chapter 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The tall man stood there, the yellow glaring eyes on his bandanna staring at her. He didn’t say anything, just looked. Esther saw him turn his head slightly, looking at the dead body of Ron, and then back to her. Finally her took the cigarette out of his mouth and flicked it to the ground.
“H-how long have you been standing there?” Esther asked. The tall man stared at her; she was beginning to have a small doubt that he even could talk at all. But then he uttered a short laugh and responded.
“About the time you started shattering the bones in his left hand.” He laughed again, and then was silent. He stared at her, as if waiting for something.
“Well?” He said impatiently.
“Huh?” Esther looked up at the tall, intimidating man.
“You got my attention. What do you want? One does not simply follow around a sadistic being without wanting something.” The amusement had gone out of his voice.
“Well, do you remember me?
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Kurai put his hand to Kage’s neck, trying to feel for a pulse; but there was nothing. He felt his wrist, still nothing. Kagekao was gone.
Kurai laid the body on the ground gently, and then stood up. He looked up at Scollex, his one remaining eye blazed with hatred. Scollex was silent, but then started to laugh; he laughing at his pain.
Rapidly unsheathing his claws, Kurai ran towards Scollex.
“お前殺す!!” (I’ll kill you!!) He snarled ferociously, but Scollex merely stood there; watching as the enraged demon ran towards him.
Then Kurai noticed something that he wished he had noticed before; there was something higher up in the tree that was near Scollex. There was a scroll attached to the tree. It seemed to be blowing in the wind, despite the fact that there wasn’t even a gentle breeze; the air was still.
Scollex still held Kage’s eye in his hand, he looked at it, and then to Kurai; showing it to him mockingly. Kurai snarled an
Help From A Stranger - Part 3 [Final]Help From A Stranger - Part 3 [Final] in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Okay, it’s morning. Get up and get out.”
Zehnder’s harsh voice broke the peaceful silence of the morning; waking Owe, who looked around in confusion. Vex remained asleep, peacefully ignoring the irritable slender in the doorway.
Owe sat up and yawned, looking out the window to see that it was, in fact, morning. Zehnder noticed that Vex had not awoken and quickly walked over to him.
“Hey! I said get the fuck up!” He snarled at Vex, who remained asleep. Annoyed, Zehnder reached down and grabbed the sheets of the bed. “Rise and shine, motherfucker!” He then pulled them upwards, abruptly rolling--practically throwing--Vex off of the bed and onto the floor.
“Son of a-!” Vex rolled on his side but immediately shut up when he saw Zehnder glaring at him.
“Now, get out.” Zehnder turned and walked out of the room without another word.
Zehnder POV - Sadist - Chapter 9Zehnder POV - Sadist - Chapter 9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author’s note: If you have not yet read Sadist and do not want spoilers, then I’d recommend reading it first. This contains direct spoilers for Chapter 9 and Chapter 11, and would take out some of the fun from reading the other chapters as well. If you haven’t read Sadist, then there’s a link to it in the description.
This first person view of Zehnder is not from the whole of Chapter 9, it starts at the point where he is in the middle of killing the people at the gazebo, but ends where the chapter ends. This is also a practice of the present tense for me, so don’t expect that to be great.
Grinning, I glare at the last person free of my tendrils or death. She seemed to be in a trance of fear, but hell, that happens a lot when I stare at people.
She starts to move again, coming out of her trance like state. I watch as she fumbles to get something out of her purse; maybe I’ll give her a chance, at least she hasn’t run away like that last pa
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A few minutes after Scollex had disappeared, Kage continued laughing. But in a short amount of time, the amused feeling faded; only to be replaced by pain.
The sharp pain of the large open wound on his chest was excruciating. Kage stumbled backwards, hitting the wall of a building. He grabbed the wound, as if covering it would make it stop hurting.
He heard a door open, along with a few windows, and voices were heard; humans would arrive soon. Panicking, Kage grabbed the wall that he had fallen onto and strained to climb up. He managed to scale the building and reach the roof, although he left a trail of blood smeared onto the wall.
Kage left a few seconds before a human arrived to see what the ruckus was about. Still dripping blood, Kage difficulty made his way back to the old building with the room. He climbed the side, and then opened and entered the room through the window.
Back inside, Kage fell to the ground, feeling light headed and weak due to the loss of blood. Looking around