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Unusual sights often go unappreciated simply because spectators don't understand what it is that they're seeing. It was in this way that a handful of buzzed pub patron's completely failed to appreciate the oddity of a monster and a dragon sitting at the bar and drinking together. All they saw through their booze-glazed haze was a young man and woman who looked as though they'd rather be anywhere else and in any other company.
And it was true that neither Xellos nor Filia would've put themselves in this situation of their own volition. But earlier that day as they were walking through town they'd been having a let's call it a discussion a debate a comparative exercise to demonstrate which of their races was best. The word 'jerkface' had been thrown around, yes, but there's no reason for that to take anything away from the solemnity of the proceedings.
Lina hadn't appreciated that in the least. She'd turned to them, raked her hand
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Sunday, February 27st.
Park Bench. 1:24 pm.
It's a trial is what it is!
I was told before I left the temple that the outside world was full of temptations that could pull even the most virtuous dragon from the path of right, but I suppose I never paid too much attention I just thought how bad could it really be?
It turns out quite bad.
I guess that makes it sound worse than it actually is. The outside world isn't really tempting in a blatantly sinful, debaucheries on every corner kind of way. That would have been easy to resist. It's tempting in a more down to earth, subtle, paradoxically harder to resist kind of way.
Human culture is just so full of distractions!
I mean, really! Parkways, theatres, music, sporting events, restaurants that sell every kind of food imaginable (and unimaginable), and everywhere it's stores, stores, stores! How do humans ever manage to get anything important done wi
House of Secrets, Part 1A/N: Happy Halloween, folks! Here's part 1 of a Xellos/Filia fic that AmberPalette and I have been working on together. Part 1 is from Filia's perspective and written by me and part 2 is from Xellos's perspective and written by AmberPalette. The link to part two will be posted in the description.House of Secrets, Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
House of Secrets
Part 1. Filia's Perspective.
It wasn't even as though it was a particularly scary house. It was well, maybe a little imposing, but only in the way that really big houses always are. It didn't have any of the features that I'd have expected on a haunted houseno crushing façade, no prowling gargoyles on the roof, no windows that looked suspiciously like faces apparently Jacob Grogan, the head of the merchant empire family that had first commissioned the house, had decided that he didn't want his family living in a gothic cathedral, so the architects had opted for something a little less fashionable and a little more rustic. It was most
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She'd never actually claimed that she was human; she'd just never quite said that she wasn't. It's not like she was trying to keep it a secret or anything, but in all the getting-to-know-yous of moving into a new town and starting a new business, somehow 'I'm a dragon' had just never come up in conversation. It was a bit awkward and hard to lead up to. She tried to tell herself that it wasn't a big, scaly deal; that after people got to know her they wouldn't care what species she was.
Well, it had come out piece by piece. She had a sort of intuition that was hard to miss and they couldn't help but notice that she seemed a little too well-informed about what kind of weather would be heading their way and who would be sick in the future. That was their first tip off that there was something supernatural about her. They knew she was stronger than a woman her size ought to be, easily lifting large vases and heavy maces that not even the strongest men in their
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Lima Town. 4:30 pm.
Ugh predictably enough it's been an absolute trial to get provisions. There weren't any stores intact left around the port and since I wouldn't dream of doing something as disgraceful as looting (sadly the same cannot be said for the residents of the town), I had to travel a bit down the coast to the next town over to purchase supplies. A lot of other people had the same idea, so it's pretty crowded.
And now I suppose I have no excuse not to start my ocean journey after Miss Lina and her friends.
It's just it's a long trip to fly! Flying is faster than walking, but it's absolutely exhausting and it's going to be even more difficult over the sea. If I was flying on land then I could just touch down and take a break whenever I needed one, but on the ocean? There's no guarantee that there's going to be anywhere for me to stop.
I suppose if I set out right now that I coul
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Xellos had been trying unsuccessfully for the last several hours to get Filia to look at him.
Ah, but putting it that way made it sound rather unfairly pathetic. The current state of affairs, with his outwardly nonchalant efforts to turn her gaze his way being thwarted by her insistence on looking at such things as tree bark, dirt, and animal dung (elements that she would most likely insist were much more worthy of her attention than he was), was not the way this whole thing had started. No this campaign had begun not with failure, but with unexpected success.
That morning had run much like any other morningwith a lengthy breakfast served at the inn they'd stayed at. Lina had been complaining about her latest efforts to destroy her sleep cycle by staying up all night looking through as much Outer World literature as she could find concerning magical items, Zelgadis, who had been doing just as much research, complained about how much Lina was comp
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It had all started so for want of a better word innocently, Xellos reflected as he made his way through the inferno of timber and smoke that he found himself in. But things were rapidly getting out of control.
It came down to well, self-destructive behavior of a certain kind. Take humans; they weren't supposed to try to destroy themselves, but they often felt an an unnatural itch to do so. To take that drink after they're already too far gone, to inject something poisonous into their veins, to kill by inches and be killed by inches.
Of course, a lot of these inclinations were pleasure-based, but just as many of them were pain-based. Humans had an inclination for danger and destruction. It wasn't held as positive, and it was always met with attempts at suppression, but still, it was there.
But destruction is a monster's bread and butter. Hence, Xellos found himself drawn into a rather different kind of troubl
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Filia opened the door to the kiln and took a deep breath. It was cool now, but she could still smell the smoky mixture of earth and flame. She reached in and felt the ceramic surface of the piece within. She looked it over careful, spinning it gently. So often a promising vase could be ruined in its trial by fire. Here, though, all seemed to be well. There was certainly no warping, and she breathed a sigh of relief when she had confirmed that the new paint she'd bought had held up under the heat. She smiled. All that was left was to put this on the shelf, where it would surely find a home when her shop doors opened the next morning.
She lifted the vase from its warm and cozy mortar womb, hugged it to her chest, and carefully shut the oven door. She turned around and walked two stepsmaybe three.
"Oh dear," commented Filia's saluter. "How very clumsy of you."
Filia was already crouched down on the floor graspi
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Sleep had been hard to come by ever since Filia joined up with Lina's group for a second time. Being away from home and work even for the short time that her errand would take was nerve-wracking. Was Val doing alright without her? Did he miss her? Was he doing all his homework? Did he get his thumb stuck in the faucet again? Were Jillas and Gravos taking good care of him? And what about her shop? The questions mounted, and she'd have no way of knowing the answers until she returned homelikely to find that her domestic world had kept on turning just fine without her.
Insomnia drove her ever more frequently from her bed and to the lounges and lobbies of the inns, where she'd have a calming cup of tea to try to sooth herself into a more slumber-friendly frame of mind. It didn't help that she'd drawn the short straw again that night and had to share a bed with Lina. Sleepwalking is one thing, but sleepkickboxing is another thing entirely. She rubbed her bru
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Filia had to admit, Xellos wasn't the worst person in the world to go grocery shopping with. Oh, he certainly wasn't as attentive a helper as Jillas or as willing to carry bags as Gravos, but at least he didn't double the grocery bill, which was more than she could say for Val and his growing-boy appetite. So with Jillas minding the store and Gravos taking Val to clarinet lessons, she could at least say it wasn't ungodly awful to have Xellos accompany her.
Although not out loud.
"Try not to drop anything this time," she told him testily as they navigated through the crowded aisles of the outdoor market. "I'm sick of hearing 'Clean up in aisle 5!' everywhere we go."
"Accidents happen, Filia," he informed her sagely, readjusting his grip on the paper bag he'd deigned to carry.
"Accidents happen suspiciously often around you!" she snapped back before turning to look at her shopping list. "Let's see I think that's all we need for food, bu
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"I am so sorry about this, Miss Filia," Amelia confessed in a shrill whisper too quiet for even the guests seated at the nearby table to hear, let alone anyone else in the crowded ballroom.
Filia smiled fixedly, aware that every guest in the room had their eyes on the princess. It was all so bizarre. Here was Amelia on her big day—wearing a dress that probably cost more than Filia's house—all grace and royal dignity; here she was, the absolute apple of the eye of Seyruun's celebrating residents; here she was, finally married to Zelgadis after much feet-dragging and excuses on his part. This was the happiest day of her life. And yet, she felt the need to deliver a sincere apology for making the kind of hard decisions that any reception planner must inevitably make.
Filia glanced from Amelia to Zelgadis, dressed up in his military best and with a thin, ceremonial sword tucked at his side, so unlike his usual broadsword. He was letting A
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Episode Thirty-Three: Being Human Is Not Easy
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia and Xellos headed for the docks. Xellos followed the group automatically, without pointing out his condition directly, though he was sure everyone already knew. Yet what made it sink in fully was when Lina spoke up about her secret job. "Try not to run off on your own, Xellos. I'm supposed to be your bodyguard after all."
"What?" Xellos felt his eye twitch madly. There was a long harsh road ahead of him and he needed to gain his cure more desperately than ever.
"You heard me and I'm getting good money out of this deal, so I'll be really angry if you mess it up for me!" Lina emphasized.
When the group arrived at the docks, a ship was already waiting for them. They boarded and left swiftly; sailing away from the resort and towards the road they intended to follow to Filia's home. It looked as if the trip by sea would be uneventful. Gourry and Lina were eating every last dish on the ves
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Episode Seventy-Five: Unfinished Business
The sun sunk in the horizon and night fell over the majestic kingdom of Seyruun. Lina and Gourry were happily raiding the kitchen determined to consume everything that had not been sent off to help supply the other lands. Amelia and Zelgadis were taking a moonlit walk through the gardens, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere. Phythan and Onyx had been given permission from Amelia to delight in reading her comic book collection, including her priced special edition full series of 'Fluffy and Ice-cream: Justice For All'. It was a peculiar side story where the duo acted as both detectives and lawyers, solving various crimes and defending the innocent.
With everyone occupied in their own tasks, that left Xellos and Filia with some rather peaceful free time on their hands, or so they thought. Xellos finished writing a few notes to send Beast Master, as she wanted him to keep her informed in Onyx's process. He was seated at a desk in his p
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Episode Fifty: Undeniable Emotions
At the moment, according to Filia, everything that went wrong in the world was Xellos fault. Xellos, the most infuriating living creature in the universe, the one who turned her world upside-down and made her throw all logic out the window. The golden dragons had to be wrong about their naive theories of love, they simply had to be. It made a lot more sense for the ancient traditions to be a bunch of lies than for her to be loved by Xellos, consciously or not. It was just lust and Filia was a golden dragon, she couldn't be influenced with only that, she refused to be.
The door to her room was quietly opened, though it wasn't silent enough to be constituted as sneaking. The person invading her Seyruun quarters was purposely making his arrival known as he joined her by the window. "What are you staring at out there?" Xellos casually inquired.
"Nothing," Filia truthfully answered and moved on to more important observations. "Your hair
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Episode Sixty: Painful Grudges
Xellos and Filia made their way out of the town and towards a field of flowers that reminded Xellos of the garden in Celestina's villa. She was no doubt responsible for this, but why? "I have the key," Filia revealed a small key that could remove the magic suppressing collar Xellos had and he was all to glad to be rid of it. "This may sound crazy, but I think we're in the past. The buildings look like ancient structures, the dragons are dressed like in the past and I think I saw my grandmother."
"Then that man who said the War of the Monsters' Fall happened over a hundred years ago wasn't crazy after all," Xellos concluded. He had noticed the style of the environment being similar to the past as well, even if it was hard to believe.
"How could this have happened? I only remember seeing that light that came from that dragon and we were here," Filia recalled. "Who was that white haired dragon?"
"A descendant of one of the few survivors of the
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Episode Fifty-Two: Show Me How To Care
Lina's not so merry band of travelers was fully aware of the lovers' spat, or perhaps ex-lovers' spat, between Xellos and Filia. The same fact applied to the majority of the inn's current guests, yet the shouting had been so fierce that they dared not complain. At least the quarreling couple had quieted by now. While Filia enjoyed her stolen ice-cream on a rooftop somewhere in town, Xellos proceeded with his investigation. Sure, why not? He had already dragged his stubborn pride through the mud and danced a stupid little dance on top of it. So why shouldn't he ask all sorts of mortifying questions for the sake of survival?
Besides, he was Xellos; it took a lot to embarrass him. The part that really bothered him was how exposed he had been lately. It wasn't like back when they infiltrated that all female kingdom. He didn't have a big problem with parading around in a pretty dress, because back then he was still the trickster who
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Episode Fifty-Four: The Mysterious Lady
In another inn that happened to be in the way to the next town in the journey, Lina and company were sitting at a table surrounding the map that Amelia had kept safe from Xellos. The monster turned human, had run off somewhere in town, joining his companions a while later with his own map in hand. "Since Zelgadis is so terribly selfish and wouldn't let me borrow his map, I got my own," he placed the map on the table. "You're going here," he pointed out the farming village were they were traveling to. I'm going here," he pointed at a location near the village. "So I guess we'll be traveling down the same road for a while."
"What's there?" Lina curiously asked. It didn't look like Xellos was actually pointing at anything on the map, or maybe something was missing from the depiction.
"I'll tell you later. We might as well stop at the village next to our destination," Xellos replied ambiguously. "And Lina... you might have to earn
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Episode Sixty-Five: Hostages and Bargaining Chips
Filia and Xellos were trapped in an unstable area of astral space and knew that escaping would not be an easy task. "Constricting astral space is difficult to break through," Xellos stated. This was a death trap; it was all arranged so that Narcissus' destroyer would fall along with him if it came to that. Regardless of if the others became aware of their predicament, there was little they could do to get them out. Even for a monster, it would be extremely difficult to escape such a situation, but for a very strong monster, it wouldn't be impossible. Xellos still had the card Filia gave him, the card that would make her an official golden dragon and set her up to fulfill all the annoying technicalities of his curse. "I can get us out of this," there was no room for doubt anymore, he gave her the card.
Filia stared at the card for a split second before the realization hit her. This was the only thing that could save them. I
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Episode Forty-Seven: Rain and Sunshine
The rain that fell over Seyruun had stopped and the skies became sunny and clear. It was as if the weather was mocking the travelers it soaked by turning nice shortly after they finally reached shelter. Weather sarcasm aside, Zelgadis and Amelia were in a good mood as they took to the streets of the fair kingdom with Fang by their side. The monster fox had curiously followed them out and Amelia, who was rather fond of animals, took it upon herself to show him around. Zelgadis didn't like the idea as this was Zelas' pet that Xellos was supposed to walk. Yet not even the chore could ruin his overall good mood as he walked through town next to Amelia.
"Can we stop here a moment? I need to get something." Zelgadis pointed at a large warehouse. It was mostly a place where merchants left their good, though it could also be used as a storage room for personal property. "I'll be right back."
"Sure," it didn't look like Zelgadis wanted
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Episode Forty: Out Of Control
The clock had just struck midnight and all of Filia's emotions became suddenly imperceptible. Xellos thought he was close to breaking the curse that turned him into a human, but he was in truth in mortal danger. Filia's hands traveled to Xellos' neck where she grasped his throat tightly. He tried to get free but her grip was impossible to break. He tried to tell her to stop, but he couldn't breathe a word. Then he was able to sense Filia's emotions again, but only faintly.
There was a strong desperation making it's way to her once empty eyes. This wasn't love, Filia was being controlled, she had become nothing but a puppet without a say on what her body did. Yet her will was strong, it couldn't be suppressed completely and tried to make its way to the surface. She could see what she was doing. She could see Xellos' face becoming deadly pale, his eyes dangerously tired. She didn't want to do this. She tried to loosen her grip on his neck
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Episode Seventy: When In Doubt, Go On A Journey
Once again like many other times, Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia and Xellos, found themselves on the road to Seyruun, simply because they were not sure of where to go next. Seyruun seemed like the obvious choice since it always had food waiting for Lina, or so she hoped, in spite of the kingdom's generous efforts against the famine. It would take time, but the land was set to recover, so maybe Phil would still be willing to generously feed them.
Unlike in other past occasions, this time around, the group had an additional companion, a golden dragon by the name of Phythan who was ironically Beast Master's intern. There was also a lot more uncertainty in the air, due to the unanswered questions in regards to Zelas' plans, which even Xellos himself was unaware of and even more uncertainty related to the Lord of Nightmares.
Uncertainty or not, however, Lina was still Lina and she still had a monstrous appetite to feed, m
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Part 2. Xelloss's Perspective.
I have always known that Filia Ul Copt derives quixotic courage from my presence.
I have always known that we are mirrored. That outrage consumes her at seeing her inverse, her shade, her purple feral anti-reflection, in a perpetrator of historic genocide against her race. That her anger makes her feel, perversely, invincible.
I know that I am her secret weapon. It is a fact both comical and horrifying.
Allow me to reminisce, because that abandoned mansion was a perfect example. The recklessness that I inspire was the real reason why she "permitted" me to tag along with her that day, while she "exorcised" the building like a novice.
You see, I even know why silly Filly "felt" eyeballs in that bathroom mirror.
Because a physical, psychological, and spiritual space so long devoid of the struggles, affections, and clutter, that are standard to a mortal life, has a way of nibbling at the
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The voice was carefree and even personable. It was the friendliest voice Id heard in a long time There, in the small clearing, stood a young man. He looked around twenty years old and seemed of medium statureneither too short nor tall, thin nor fatwith a head of silky black hair cropped just below his chin. He wore the black robes common to all priests and held a priests staff that looked right out of the discount bin. I considered his features fairly handsome, though there wasnt anything remarkable about them save for the rather out-of-place smile on his lips He began casting a spell, the calm smile never leaving his face As the air whooshed and whined, dozens of balls of light sprung forth around the priest The massive roar was followed by a concussive shockwave and, finally, by a blast of overheated air. The hands I slapped over my ears barely managed to keep my eardr
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A Slayers Fanfiction
By Amber S./ AmberPalette
(Five years after the end of The Slayers TRY)
It is late and dark and quiet in the Outerworld. In this farthest region of the farthest corner of the Red World, a cobblestone path meanders down to a cottage. The residence rests at the edge of a fishing village. It is a humble dwelling. Yet a floral forest cocoons this home. Lavender, roses, hydrangea, lilies, daffodils, pansies, peonies, ferns, and an ocean of ivy crawl up the cottage and its nearby pottery barn and kiln, rendering the walls themselves teemingly alive. This verdant house lies facing a field of tall grass that leads to the sea.
A single light glows in a single bedroom window, on the second floor. Two voices, one sly and raspy and male, one indignant and clear and female, harmonize just above the hum of the breeze.
It is a kind of spoken lullaby to their child, a li
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Oranges and a Lock of Hair
Its not what you are, stupid, its what you do! From New Moon, by Stephenie Meyer, p. 307.
The seven-year-old girl feels hands on her neck, hands that are cold at first, long hard icy fingers probing her throat for a pulse. They pause over her throbbing jugular.
Its alright, comes a voice. It sounds like a mans voice, above her somewhere. Hold still.
It is then that the child becomes warm. Warm all over, warm like a thick wool blanket cocoons her, warm like a fire is ignited beside her. The warm seems to course through her veins, through her blood, like a hot bubbling liquid is injected into her. But she doesnt feel heaviershe feels like her body is shedding pound upon pound of weight, becoming intangible floating.
The voice comes clearly now through the haze, the
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Milgasia will never forget that day, or that person.
It was one thousand and twelve years ago when the sky rained red with the blood of Milgasias people, all because of a single person.
One remembers strange things from such monumental tragedies. Not poetic, universal, theatrical things, no. More things like how ones cotton shirt clung to ones anxiously sweating skin and itched. Or how the blood smelled potent, rusty. What one had eaten for breakfast only hours earliertepid eggs over thick firebaked rye bread. An oddly unappetizing breakfast, lingering too long and too heavy in the belly, ominous of the horrors of the afternoon to come.
But Milgasia is tormented more than one usually is by the memory. He remembers more powerful things than his breakfast, than the smells or feels of the weird peripheral details. He remembers the entire ordeal.
And his brain rivet
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Us against all creation? I like those odds! the Monkey King, from the Hallmark film The Lost Empire.
Now, climb up there to the top of the orange tree, Val. An adult and teachers patient suggestion.
Im glad you brought it here, Xel, it smells great! A child and students gleeful shrill.
Its rather amazing how green it got after I brought it in your room. Xellos Metallium, demon of destruction, levitates easily five feet upward, as if swimming in air, and strokes his chin. He observes the young orange tree that he obtained for Filia Ul Coptsurmounted by their mutual adoptive son, Val. The child beats his equally youthful, fragile black wings as the adult muses, dimple-cheeked, upon the bark. My word, yes, how firm it now seems in your abode, Val
XELLLL! Impatiently, the boy spreads his arms. You
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Perhaps everyone can pinpoint a certain moment in their childhood when that distant sense that things will not always be so safe, so warm, crescendosbecomes an agony, a fact, staring them into the ground. Very much like the splash of cold air, bright lights, and loud sounds when escaping the womba tidal shock of discomfort.
It happened to Val yesterday.
Val never knew mom had so much blood in her. Yesterday, Val saw a lot of red on the floor, under mom.
It is not like people say. Not like everything is slow and painfully articulated, when something horrifying happens. No, it is more like running very fast, having everything turn into swirling, indiscriminate paint spatters on a sickening puce canvas. It is more like Val wants to say STOP, slow down, let me do this over!
Val has disturbingly clear, lurid nightmares, about a red-haired woman trying to kill him, about a red-haired man s
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The Father Disowned
That is not possible. The bruises I have made you give yourself have addled you. Or maybe its that dragon girl and her child. But I tell you, what you claimit is not even conceivable.
My Beastmaster, it is.
Lord Ruby Eyes does not make mistakes, Xellos.
My mother, it seems he has.
Xellos. You are blaspheming now. And I do not wish to dispose of you.
I should prefer to avoid such a course of action myself, milady. Heh.
Do not say that. Do not make light of annihilation. Dont smirk! You cannot wish to survive forever, not truly, if you are a monster.
But that is precisely the crux of it, mother, annihilation is not
STOP. You must refrain from further discussion of this matter. It must be as if you never spoke of it.
I am compelled to speak, milad
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That was it. That was the second time you had ever lost a shooter. He beat you by 5 whole kills. This was unprecedented. This was not how things are supposed to go and you will have none of that.
"Best ten out of thirty."
"Vriska, are you really that butthurt over a little loss?" John laughs wholeheartedly and claps a hand on your shoulder. You wish you could burn objects with just a glare.
"How are you this good... Like, how are YOU THIS. GOOD."
John laughs again, you are losing patience. "Seriously? I never really expected a girl to be this competitive at video games!"
You snap your gaze back to his face again and put your controller down. He doesn't seem to notice.
"I mean, really! Hahahahaha! You are probably one of those tournie types... the ones that take it really seriously... Wow, I don't know if I should be pleased to have someone like you living with me or embarrassed!"
You bunch your hands into fists. He still hasn't noticed through his continuous banter the anger that is bu
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You wake up early the next morning. The sun is just now rising and it's hazy and cool outside. You sit out on the balcony in the lawn chair with a blanket wrapped around you. You can feel how puffy your eyes are; you didn't really sleep. Because of the fact that John had yet to order a new bed, you were still sharing it with him. After his rejecting you, there was one more round of heated kissing before he decided to pass out and you were left to mope alone in your dark room with a sleeping John clinging to you.
Was this one of his prankster gambits? How can someone tell you they don't want to date you, but then attack your mouth and fall asleep, clutching to you like a prepubescent girl? It had to be a joke. He is going to wake up, come out onto the balcony and kiss you on the cheek and call you "babe" and tell you that he has just made this facebook official.
But he doesn't. He sleeps in until 11 and then walks out in his boxers to make a cup of coffee before he even realizes you're
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You are in the most awkward situation of your entire life. This is the one thing that is certain, right now. You try to clear your head long enough to remember the reason behind why things had turned out like this, and you remember-- A bed spring. That was the culprit behind the mysterious case of bed-sharing.
At around 11 o'clock earlier that night, you were minding your own business, painting your nails and listening to music when you hear a tapping at your door. You sigh, instantly becoming annoyed, but you answer it anyway and it's none other than John with a pathetic look on his face. He tells you about how he was sleeping peacefully when he must have rolled over and something cold and metallic hit his foot. It was a spring from his bed. It popped out sometime that day and he never noticed because he is John, who never notices anything important. He then tells you his bed is unusable and that he just wanted to let you know so that you wouldn't freak out when you wake up in the
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"No, I'm fine. Really, Vriska. You don't have to worry about it. Just, uuh... Just give me a sec, okay?"
You stop your continuous knocking and lower your hand, slowly. But you don't move from your spot in front of his door. You had been quite surprised when he came home, ignored your greetings and walked straight to his room, locking his door. He never locked his door. This could only mean something was wrong and you didn't want to have to deal with him being mopey for any sort of period of time. Things weren't exactly awkward or uncomfortable in their shared apartment, and you were as close of friends as you ever had with someone you only meant a week ago, So you figure the least you could do was to see if he needed a shoulder to cry on. What a baby. Was he really a grown man?
You knock again. "John, do you seriously think I would believe that bullshit? You scared the piss out of me when you just barged in like that and then ran to your room, sniffling like a girl..."
"I'm not crying.
HS: HungoverYou did not know what you were getting yourself into when you were invited to a party by the girl you had been crushing on for as long as you could remember. You had said yes and deep down you were terrified but there was a thick layer of excitement that made all of the scared feelings almost completely moot. Almost. The invitation was through a text that was probably sent to a bunch of other people but she had thought to include you and that meant something, right? You assume that the other people were her work friends (if they were even considered friends, which also meant your roommate Sollux) and her gamer friends. These were all people you knew and that made you feel less inclined to chicken out at the last minute.HS: Hungover in Short Stories More Like This
Your phone vibrates again and it's a simple post script that seems to be only meant for you.
'8ring the good stuff :::'
You know what she likes and she knows that you know what she likes and you fight back the heat that rises to your face. Sollux is sitting in the sam
HS: JohnVriska 11HS: JohnVriska 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Huh?" You look up from your bowl of half-eaten cereal, mouth slack. Last night, you didn't sleep easily and when you were able to go unconscious, you were tormented with bad dreams. They were the kind that had nothing to do with anything that was going on in your life but were definitely caused by the turmoil you seem to be experiencing during your waking hours.
"I said I'm going to be ordering a new bed, today. It'll probably take like, 5 business days to get here, so you'll finally have your bed back, soon!" he smiles cheerfully at you and you bite back the urge to hit him just so he can feel as miserable as you do.
"Okay..." You go back to spooning your cereal and he doesn't speak for the rest of breakfast.
You spend the day at work, doing things mechanically. Sollux constantly gets on your case about not smiling or being friendly to the customers but he notices that you're not being your usual, snarky self. He gets you on shelving duty again and you, like always, are thankful for
HS: JohnVriska 8HS: JohnVriska 8 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tavros comes over just as you expected him to. He was all too eager to help you in any way that he could. You know this is because he is obsessed with you, and who wouldn't be? You take that thought back because you are scared shitless that John would be the one who wouldn't fall under your charm.
When Tavros knocks lightly on the door you quickly get up from your seat on the couch next to John and tell him you're going out with a friend. John looks surprised but just tells you to have fun and gives you that smile that makes your knees weak. You wish you were the only one he smiled to because not everyone deserves to see that.
Tavros makes a squeak of a noise when you open the door and push him back outside instead of inviting him in.
"We're going to Starbucks or some shit, okay? We can't talk here..."
He looks suspiciously at you but says nothing in protest.
When you get to your destination and order your drinks, you settle down at a table in a corner and hope to god you have enough p
HS: JohnVriska 3HS: JohnVriska 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The sun felt good on your skin. How lucky are you to have a place with the most bitching of balconies? I mean, usually, apartments have tiny, claustrophobic balconies where you could only fit either your bike or one chair. But this one, this one was special. There were perks to living in such a small apartment, nice outside perks, and you are taking full advantage of that. You aren't starting school for another two months and it was your day off from work. John wasn't home and the place was as clean as you'd care enough to make it. It was like the universe was saying, "Damn, Vriska. You've been working hard lately, being a good roommate and all. You deserve some R & R. I'm going to make the weather perfect for you to tan under. You're welcome, kiddo."
You moan happily and stretch out your limbs. If only you had a servant to bring you out more sweet tea... and should that servant add some vodka to that sweet tea, well they would definitely be on the same page. Where was John? Would he p
HS: JohnVriska 5HS: JohnVriska 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When John finally convinces you to come out of the bathroom, it's only because he reminds you that the whole reason you're dolled up is because of the surprise he has waiting for you.
When you slowly slink out of the bathroom, John's eyes are wide and you snap a vicious at him, but to no avail! He continues to gape at you like you're on display or something and you push his shoulder to jolt him out of staring. You flip your pony tail and smirk when he lets you out of the apartment first. Damn right, he better be a gentleman. If this is a date, then it's all on him. He has to make it worth your while.
You both walk to the front of your apartment and waiting in a van full of people is, to your surprise and distain, Terezi, Nepeta, Sollux, Jade, and Tavros. John greets everyone and laughs at all their hollering. You climb into the van and take your seat next to John in the very back. Jade turns to John from her seat in the middle and asks if you know what's going on yet and he
HS: JohnVriska 6HS: JohnVriska 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All you wanted was a little bit of "You" time. Was that so much to ask for? You figured that being all the way on the other side of the apartment complex at the public pool would mean that you didn't want to be disturbed, yet here he is... lying next to you on a lawn chair, yapping your ear off. Well, not exactly yapping. He makes comments about random things every so often. But, still. You aren't here to hang out with your roommate. If you wanted to be in his company, you would've just waltz right into his room and demand he pay attention to you. Not that you would really actually do that. You might, though; If you wanted to get back at him for something, which you might have to now considering what he is pulling.
"Oh, hey Vriska... Check that couple out. PDA, am I right? Haha."
"John." You finally snap. He is not going to waste another one of your days off. "That is really adorable and interesting and all things good, but I am trying to enjoy the sun and, you know, not having to work
Just Visiting ch. 1[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This. Was. So. Stupid.
Kartar stood at the entrance to the hospital he'd been dropped off in front of, burdened only with a bouquet of ripe-smelling daisies and an almost crippling sense of unwarranted responsibility. Honestly, he had no reason to be here. He only even came because he needed to earn those ridiculous public service credits for his Sociology class somehow, even if it meant occasionally checking up on a classmate he had never even spoken to, let alone gave much of a shit about. He'd just have to keep this Theresa girl company every other day for a week or two, and he'd never have to feign concern for any of his dunce classmates ever again.
The sour-tempered Indian teen let out a raspy sigh and tussled a hand through his messy black hair before shuffling through the front door. A security guard seated at the front desk asked
Just Visiting ch. 4[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language. ALSO, I will be taking a writing hiatus after this chapter~]Just Visiting ch. 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was either visit Theresa, or work. God, how Kartar hated weekends. He slipped out the back door of the store as silently as he could muster, and, though he ultimately blundered into a couple trashcans like a clumsy fuckass, he managed to escape his father's eye, subsequently escaping the possibility of having to mop floors or some bullshit for at least another couple hours. At least until lunch or something. He was only thirteen; it wasn't like he could just wander around town without any money all day!
But, in all honesty, Kartar wasn't sure he wanted to visit Theresa either, especially after what happened yesterday, and the less than desirable discussions that had followed. Then again, what Gannon and Terezi had said really had little to do with her, right?
He snorted, stretching and
Just Visiting ch. 3[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
CG: GANNON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU STUPID GODDAMN STONER?
TC: It'S fIvE aM, bRo...
TC: WhAdDyA nEeD tO tAlK tO mE aBoUt ThIs EaRlY?
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ASKING YOU THIS, BUT SOLOMON IS TOO MUCH OF A GODDAMN BIPOLAR FUCKING SPAZ TO ASK ADVICE FROM HALF THE TIME.
CG: THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MUCH OF A FUCKING IMPROVEMENT, BUT THIS BEARS DISCUSSION, EVEN IF YOU PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER IT LATER.
TC: HaAa, It'S cOoL bRo : o)
TC: If It HeLpS, TaV's FaMiLy Is WaY mOtHeRfUcKiNg StRiCt...
TC: GeTtInG sOmE tImE iN wItH a BlUnT aIn'T eAsY...
CG: HOW ENLIGHTENING.
TC: tHaT's ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg SpIrIt, BrO hOnK. : o)
TC: sO wHaT's Up?
CG: RIGHT, WHATEVER.
CG: ANYWAY, I'M TAKING CARE OF THIS GIRL THAT JUST GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL.
CG: SHE'S FROM OUR CLASS; I THINK SHE MOVED HERE A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU WENT TO SPAIN OR SOME SHIT. HER NAME IS THERESA.
TC: Oh YeEeAaAaH!
TC: i ReMeMbEr HeR!
Just Visiting ch. 2[AN: This is a Humanstuck!AU fic. It is rated T for language.]Just Visiting ch. 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, how did it go?"
Snorting lightly, Kartar rose his tired gaze to meet his classmate's. Kayla was probably one of the few kids that actually talked to him. Most everyone else thought he was a huge asshole, which he was. Then again, the fashionable young lady never seemed to be the type to care about that sort of thing. Kayla just went with the flow, which was probably why Kartar was usually willing to reply to any conversation she threw at him. "What do you mean?" he finally countered after a moment of silence, looking back down at the worksheet on his desk that he'd been scribbling on.
Kayla raised a thin eyebrow quixotically. "I cannot tell if you are honestly confused or if you are just dodging the question." She took a seat at the desk beside him. "I am of course alluding to your visit with Theresa. Did you b
Slayers at the 2012 Olympics"How the hell did I allow myself to get talked into this crap you damn fruitcake?" Lina Inverse snarled at Xelloss beside her, tugging at the bright yellow skirt that was just far too short on her along with her pink top she detested, a golden racket with a brown handle in her hand as they were competing in the Summer Olympics. She was promised the medals given out to the winners of each competition had magical amplifying powers for athletes, Lina was hoping this would either help her become stronger or possibly amplify her body to more like an athlete's fit which could include bigger breasts she had hoped. At least it could according to what that trickster priest who ended up being her partner told her She wondered what all he did to end being paired with her in the mixed doubles. "At least you didn't pull some crap and sneak into the women's doubles earlier "Slayers at the 2012 Olympics in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Aww no need to be like that, Lina-chan." Xelloss wagged his forefinger, winking at her. He was wearing the same ou
The Search For Lina Inverse Chapter 1The Search For Lina Inverse Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Xelloss… Come forth now.”
She called for me as she always did, a booming voice in my head buzzed and immediately I traveled the Astral Plane to her side. I appeared before her, she was in her human form sitting upon her throne. I bowed as I stood on one knee as I usually did. “Lord Beast Master, you summoned me?”
“Xelloss, I want you to find Lina Inverse for me.” My Lord Zelas commanded. “There is something I need to know.”
Lina Inverse? The human that destroyed Hell Master Phibrizzo, a piece of Lord Ruby Eye along with his ghost, aided in the destruction of Dark Star and many more? What could she want with her? … Could it be the final confrontation I’ve longed warned Miss Lina about? For some reason the thought of that human lifeless in my arms didn’t appeal to me like it should… In fact I frowned at the thought of never feeling her anger or rage again… Or another headlock.
Lina Inverse's InterrogationLina Inverse's Interrogation in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“You called, Lord Dynast?” Sherra bowed before her master, Dynast Grausherra.
Dynast turned towards his general with a scowl. “That woman has been here for three months and still refuses to speak much to anyone. Grau said he can’t seem to figure out what those Dion wanted with her, and it would be easier to figure out if she’d tell us.”
“Well Joe tried flirting with her every now and again and that just manages to piss her off.” Sherra rolled her eyes. “If she does speak she does nothing but growl, she’s good for a meal but damn I’ve never seen a human so negative ever.”
“That’s probably what made Zelas inquire about her.” Dynast chuckled. “I still wonder why she was so curious as to if we were going to keep her alive and that if we were going to dispose of her she asked to take her?”
“Rumor has it she’s Xelloss’s favorite human, my lord.” Sherra replied.
Contest Prize A Slayers DanceContest Prize A Slayers Dance in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Remind me again why I’m coming to this Gourry?” Lina Inverse grumbled as she stumbled along on her high-heeled crimson shoes that were hidden by her flowing red dress. “I HATE dancing!”
“Unnn… I forget.” Gourry chuckled, wearing his blue tux.
“Don’t look at me, I just came along for the ride.” Spoke Luke, who was wearing a red tux.
“I think it’ll be interesting to meet the princess of Seyruun and the prince of Taforashia.” Milina said, who was wearing a white dress.
“I just came because Dear Gourry asked me…” Sylphiel said with a blush, wearing a pale blue dress.
“One, Princess Amelia and Prince Pokota asked us to come as it’s their engagement party.” Lena piped up, currently wearing a green dress. “Two, they promised you tons of food at the party.”
“Oh…. Still…” Lina grumbled, crossing her arms. Though her cousin’s reaso
The Soul Touch Chapter 53The Soul Touch Chapter 53 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Come on already! I’m starving and Gourry’s going to get it all!” Lina growled as she was pulling Xelloss by his arm to the table of the current places they were staying in, which was Christopher’s mansion.
“Then go on ahead, Lina… I’m just still getting used to traveling completely by foot now.” Xelloss sighed.
“It would help if you opened your damn eyes dumbass.” Lina snapped. “Always wondered why you kept them closed so much.”
“Well I never had to have my eyes open to see before…” Xelloss shrugged. “I could see just fine through the Astral Plane after all. Also sight through these human eyes is so hazy compared to when I was Mazoku…”
“Is that why you’ve tripped already 3 times on the way here?” Lina asked, pulling him towards the dining room.
“N-no that was just your excessive pulling…” Xelloss replied, turning his head away.
Slayers Couples Tales Part 1Slayers Couples Tales Part 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zelgadis had come here to do some research in the town’s chimera research, but he never would have guessed his path would cross hers again.
The chimera man had just arrived in town, his hood up as usual to not attract attention when he heard a very low, very annoying, and very familiar female voice barking at the waiter while stuffing her face.
“Get me another round and make it snappy!” Lina Inverse, the beautiful sorceress was eating at a rapid rate as usual, but she was alone. Zel wasn’t used to seeing this usually Gourry was with her…
“I see you still behave like a child, long time no see Lina.” Zelgadis chuckled as he approached her.
“Oh hey Zel!” Lina perked up slightly. “What brings you here? Another clue towards your cure?”
“Yeah, I had heard that they did chimera research in this town.” Zelgadis shrugged his shoulders. “What about you? And where’s Gourry?”
Anger seemed to flare from
Slayers Couples Tales Part 2Slayers Couples Tales Part 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Val? Jillas? Gravos?” Filia found herself wandering around her shop, utterly confused how quiet it was. It was rather eerie as she noticed it was dark, how did it get so dark so fast? That’s when she felt wind blowing that made her spin around, and she froze at the figure before her.
It was Val-No, Valgaav, his horn on his head proved that point, and he was dressed in the same outfit she met him in. His eyes had a piercing glare on her, one she hadn’t seen since the Dark Star Incident…
“Well if it isn’t the little lady…” Valgaav said in a low tone. “What brings you here now? To finish the job your ancestors failed to? Your people that murdered all of my kind?!”
“N-no!” Filia just stared at him in complete horror. “Val no! You know I just want you to be happy I-“
“DON’T PATRANIZE ME!” Valgaav roared at her. “Why all this time take me in? Out of pity? Out of fear? You thin
The Soul Touch Chapter 58The Soul Touch Chapter 58 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“GOD DAMMIT AMELIA DO YOU EVER QUIT?!?” Lina snarled as she was forced into a crimson dress that nearly matched her eyes. “I thought we were tormenting that god damn fruitcake! Not me! Remember what happened the last time I let you pick out a dress for me?” The dress had small shoulder straps that were covered over frills that ran across the top with a rose in the center. This dress was much fuller, coming to a full bell shape at the bottom that was only 3 inches from the ground. This time she didn’t pin her hair up, but Sylphiel had brushed it out thoroughly. The heels she had on must have been 6 inches….
“But Miss Lina, I had Miss Filia and Miss Sylphiel check it out this time, they’re sure it isn’t possessed or anything!” Amelia protested, she was wearing a pink dress with all her official royal markings on it.
“I’m holding you to that, you know.” Lina grumbled, crossing her arms after she got her gloves
Is It Too Late?Is It Too Late? in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sylphiel Nels Lahda sighed as she arrived in the city of Seyruun, while she had been working on rebuilding her city of Sairaag she still had shrine maiden duties here, and she had received word she was needed here today on a job. She smiled and approached the palace that the guards knew her face well after the more recent battle against Zanaffar a little over a year ago. She then noticed several servants were all around, and the castle was rather dressed up.
“Is there some kind of event going on?” Sylphiel asked one of the servants.
“There’s a wedding being held today.” One of the maids answered. “Princess Amelia wants us to make sure everything is just right.”
“Amelia is getting married?” Sylphiel gasped.
“No, her friend Lina Inverse.” The maid answered.
“Oh.” The priestess said as she held her breath. “… Who is she marrying?” she shivered just a bit, hoping it wasn’t who she thought
Slayers Couples Tales Part 3Slayers Couples Tales Part 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“So why exactly are you bringing this woman before me today, Xelloss?” Greater Beast Zelas Metallium tapped her fingers on her throne, her head resting on her hand with a bored expression on her face as she examined her general priest standing next to the half elf girl Lena. “Don’t tell me you want time off to spend with her again, that’s getting rather bothersome.”
Lena turned to Xelloss a bit surprised as she whispered. “I thought you told me she gave you the time off from your missions when you’d come to visit?”
Xelloss chuckled a bit, opening one eye to look at her. “She did, I just didn’t tell you that I had asked for it.” He mumbled, then turned to his lord. “Actually my lord I have a request to make. You see, I would like permission to be wed to Miss Lena here.”
Zelas just sat there blinking several times. “…”
Lena gripped Xelloss’s shoulder, worried about the reaction th
The FoolGamzee grinned, sitting on top of a large tube containing his lusus. No one would easily be able to reach him up here. People were out for his blood, the Subjugglator was well aware of that, and frankly he just wanted to try to sleep peacefully. Or, as peacefully as a troll could without slime. Gamzee sighed, keeping his grin on, and leaned backwards to lay on the glass while his feet dangled over the side.The Fool in General Fiction More Like This
No one wanted him until now. Why? Because he'd killed his friends. Their friends, people in their quadrants he'd murdered them in cold blood on a whim. Before, he'd never done anything. People (Karkat, usually) had the nerve to tell him that he was annoying and irritating every time they spoke. Now, oh now, /NOW/ they were interested! Would it kill them to give him a motherfucking smile or something!? Just once. That was all he was asking for. Just once, a smile, hopefully from his shitty motherfucking "best friend".
No one really cared before this.
He was just the
Carnival Games Pt. 2Karkat raced to Terezi's side and knelt down, thinking the worst and cursing that indigo bastard for doing this to her. He checked her pulse on a whim and was surprised but relieved to find a faint beat. She was badly injured, but alive. Of course, if Karkat had waited much longer, that might have changed actually, he'd better get moving now. Terezi was bleeding everywhere from multiple blunt-force wounds all over her body.Carnival Games Pt. 2 in Horror More Like This
He looked up and noticed multiple teal notes on the wall (mostly useless pieces of shit, like honking and all that), and one large indigo-colored one. Karkat narrowed his eyes as he read the message that stood out from the rest by color indigo in a world of teal.
"TRY TO SAVE HER MOTHERFUCKER."
"it's all a joke."
"KEEP ME MOTHERFUCKING LAUGHING."
Below it, a small doodle of a green first-aid kit was scrawled on the wall. Karkat immediately glanced at the spot on the wall where he'd required all the trolls to keep an emergency box of medical supplies (su
Carnival Games Pt. 1Everything had gone downhill very, very quickly. Way too quickly. One second, he'd been his usual slimehead self, the next he was painting the walls with his friends' blood and grinning like the fucking Cheshire Cat from that terrible earth movie.Carnival Games Pt. 1 in Horror More Like This
Karkat really hated that movie.
Of course, Karkat hated everything.
Karkat was snapped out of his semi-delusional train of thought by a honk somewhere in the labs. If he'd have eaten anything in the last few days he would have shat himself. His neck snapped around towards the sound and glared in the direction before walking faster. He had to keep up the leader act, and a good leader is never afraid. He had to find the others before Gamzee killed anyone else
Karkat had recently stumbled upon Equius and Nepeta's corpses, giving him a shitload of grief. He blamed himself for their deaths, to be honest. He'd sent Equius on a suicide mission, regardless of what the peasantblood had said about Gamzee being too strong. Karkat had just thought
The Rise of Gamzee MakaraGamzee watched his computer screen in furious disbelief as two humans floated around the screen like idiots. These motherfuckin' posers really thought they were the Messiahs, didn't they? These ICP shits. They really thought that they were the ones destined to meet his brethren in the Dark Carnival. That was impossible, these motherfuckers couldn't be the Messiahs, and he was sure of it. His Messiahs were nothing like that. They were strong and feared. These motherfuckers were jokes, and not the funny kind. This video was probably the single most insulting thing he'd ever seen. It made fury bubble up inside him for the very first time and boil over like a pot full of water. This video wasThe Rise of Gamzee Makara in Horror More Like This
He snarled and jumped out of his chair, cursing this disgusting mockery of his precious miracles and Dave for sending the video to him. He'd show them how to preach right.
His eyes had been opened there were no miracles. They'd all been destroyed by these sad e
SOPOR'S L1TTL3 P3RKS.Oh god, you think you are going to puke. Just, all over your hive. ALL OVER IT.SOPOR'S L1TTL3 P3RKS. in Romance More Like This
You feel so fucking sick, while asleep you accidentally breathed in some of those high-drugs that Gamzee is always telling you to try.
He claims that it's amazing, you feel anything but. You miss Terezi, she has been very busy lately. Jegus, you just wish that she would show up ATLEAST to the core. But you have to understand, she is really busy all the time lately. God, you miss her.
You glance around the room and say out loud in a painful and slurred voice,"FUKCIN SCHIT, I CHANT EBEN SHE MY OWN HANS, LHET AHLONE MY COMPHUTER..." You sound like a fucking idiot.
Suddenly, you hear a startled voice,"K4RKL3S? WH4TS WRONG?" Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's Terezi, she's visiting at the wrong time. She'll probably make you move to a sopor-slime free place to chill for a week. After the offical declairment of your flushed quadrants being filled, Terezi has seemed more busy yet caring.
"K4RKL3S, WH4T H4PP3N3D? WHY DO YOU SO
JEGUS, TEREZI.Terezi was just sitting there, starring at the wall. But all together, she had no idea what the fuck she was looking at. Because.. She's blind and stuff...JEGUS, TEREZI. in Drama More Like This
Anyway, Karkat decided to come over and ask Terezi a serious question. "HEY TEREZI, I HAVE TO ASK YOU A SERIOUS AS FUCK QUESTION."
"WUH, HUH? WH4T?" Terezi snapped back to reality, and sniffed out Karkat,"OH, H1 K4RKL3S. WH4T D1D YOU JUST S4Y?"
"I SAID, I NEED TO ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION. ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU JUST DOING."
"OH OK4Y, 4ND 1 W4S JUST-"
"NEVERMIND THAT. OKAY WELL," Karkat cut off Terezi rudely but she really didn't care. "I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW."
"H3H3H3, W3LL, SP1T 1T OUT!" She laughed manically and waited for him to continue.
"I.. UH.." Karkat hesitated, thinking it was a dumb idea to come to her, but no one else even as CLOSE to sane as her was around. "I THINK ERIDAN TAUGHT NEPETA HOW TO STALK ME."
"WH4T? DO YOU W4NT M3 TO T34CH H3R 4 L3SSON, 1 M34N, 1M 1N TH3 L4WFUL P4RT OF 4LT3RN14.." Terezi star