Lawl.I just thought this was so funny. I was watching Boondocks and Sarah and Tom were having dinner and Sarah freaked out over Usher blah blah blah she kicked him out. Robert got a pimp to come in and help him and the pimp said this.
Pimp: You don't see me runnin' around lookin' for a bitch. I know where all my bitches are. Thank you very much. *takes out phone and calls a bitch* Bitch, where you at??
Bitch #62: I'm out here gettin' yo money.
Pimp: That's what the hell I thought. Thank you, gramma.
Dunno why, but I thought that was so funny. But, by far my favorite Boondocks moment is when Ruckus was telling the white people to stay away from Robert and the kids. Here it is ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jxtHzMOe1w
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(Kagekao Shimeji appears)
GingaAkamall: little Kage
(Little Kage walks towards corner of desktop)
Viewer 20all: Looks like he's heading for the other corner of the desktop.
Viewer 20all: What will he do now?
(Kage stops, sits down)
Viewer 40all: He just denied you.
Viewer 20all: Damn you Kage....DAMN YOU.
Viewer 20all: My vengeance.
Viewer 20all: Upon Kage-sama.
Viewer 20all: HAH!
Viewer 20all: He did it.
Viewer 40all: I suddenly desire sushi...dammit.
Viewer 20all: Take that Viewer 40.
Viewer 40all: SO I AM 40
(Ginga picks up Kage and throws him away)
Viewer 40all: I'm sorry, but, you throwing Kage just made me laugh so hard
GingaAkamall: fly Kage fly
Viewer 20all: Let's play catch with Kage.
Viewer 20all: Oh god you're abusive...
Viewer 40all: He was just having a good little time climbing, then you're like "NO!" XD
GingaAkamall: play that game like with the balloons
Forgotten Past - Part 1 - EpilogueForgotten Past - Part 1 - Epilogue in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A few minutes after Scollex had disappeared, Kage continued laughing. But in a short amount of time, the amused feeling faded; only to be replaced by pain.
The sharp pain of the large open wound on his chest was excruciating. Kage stumbled backwards, hitting the wall of a building. He grabbed the wound, as if covering it would make it stop hurting.
He heard a door open, along with a few windows, and voices were heard; humans would arrive soon. Panicking, Kage grabbed the wall that he had fallen onto and strained to climb up. He managed to scale the building and reach the roof, although he left a trail of blood smeared onto the wall.
Kage left a few seconds before a human arrived to see what the ruckus was about. Still dripping blood, Kage difficulty made his way back to the old building with the room. He climbed the side, and then opened and entered the room through the window.
Back inside, Kage fell to the ground, feeling light headed and weak due to the loss of blood. Looking around
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Jageall: I am the evil side of Kage..
Viewer 40all: You'd think Jage would be the Jedi side of Kage
Jeff The Killerall: Are you all just gonna take that.
GingaAkamall: Imma send Zehndy after ya
Jageall: AND THE ONE
Jeff The Killerall: I'll be up here, if you need me.
Jageall: WHO BROKE JEFF'S KNIFE
Youall: and Scollex, and Ascaris, and Daraku, and Tamashi, and Usotski
Jeff The Killerall: You...SON0FABITCH.
Viewer 29all: ooohh you're screwed now Jage
Viewer 73all: ok bye
GingaAkamall: all those immortal dudes
Jeff The Killerall: IMMA JUMP ON YOU.
Jageall: And I murdered Esther
Jeff The Killerall: As soon as I get up here.
GingaAkamall: oh damn, I feel sorry for you now
Viewer 29all: Jage has a suicide wish
GingaAkamall: Zehndy is gonna fuck you up
Viewer 40all: On one hand, I wanna go to sleep, but on another, I reeaalllyyy wanna watch you draw scary Splendy ;-;
Jeff The Killerall: Ginga, throw me Jage.
Jageall: * Snicker *
GingaAkamall: I a
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Kurai put his hand to Kage’s neck, trying to feel for a pulse; but there was nothing. He felt his wrist, still nothing. Kagekao was gone.
Kurai laid the body on the ground gently, and then stood up. He looked up at Scollex, his one remaining eye blazed with hatred. Scollex was silent, but then started to laugh; he laughing at his pain.
Rapidly unsheathing his claws, Kurai ran towards Scollex.
“お前殺す!!” (I’ll kill you!!) He snarled ferociously, but Scollex merely stood there; watching as the enraged demon ran towards him.
Then Kurai noticed something that he wished he had noticed before; there was something higher up in the tree that was near Scollex. There was a scroll attached to the tree. It seemed to be blowing in the wind, despite the fact that there wasn’t even a gentle breeze; the air was still.
Scollex still held Kage’s eye in his hand, he looked at it, and then to Kurai; showing it to him mockingly. Kurai snarled an
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The doors burst open, several policemen rushed inside; guns aimed and ready. Others stayed outside, some in the open and some crouched behind the police cars.
“So, how do we do this?” Doku whispered frantically to Kage.
“Want to take the ones outside? I’ll stay inside and get these ones.” Kage replied, unsheathing his claws.
“Ah, sure; just be careful.”
“I will, don’t worry.” Kage jumped to the wall and quickly climbed to the ceiling.
Doku went the other way, grabbing his bladed staff and going through a window. Outside was dark, from the roof Doku could see all around. Police cars surrounded the building, maybe half a dozen or so. Beside them were the police.
Doku stayed in the shadows, looking to see which ones to get first. He spotted two of them who were quite close to the building. He moved over to them quietly, without being noticed.
Then he shot out the bladed staff, piercing one of them in the shoulder. They cried out
Forgotten Past - Part 2 - Chapter 3Forgotten Past - Part 2 - Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagekao stopped; the blades of the staff were just inches away from the demon. His mask no longer showed an angry face, but one of confusion.
The demon eyed the deadly blades and sighs when he sees that they were no longer moving towards him. He took a few deep breaths to calm himself down. He slowly starts to get up.
The face on Kage’s mask changed back to an angry one, and he shoved the blade forward, causing the demon to fall again.
“おまえだれ！？” (Who are you!?) Kage snarled.
“まて、おまえ-!” (Wait, you-!) The demon replied hastily, raising his hands a little to show that he wouldn’t attack.
“どのようにオレの名前を知っていますか！？” (How do you know my name!?) Kage demanded angrily, feeling
Sadist - Chapter 11Sadist - Chapter 11 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the darkness of the early day, Esther walked quickly. It was almost twilight, the sun seemed like it would emerge from the horizon in a little bit. She sped up, that memory playing in her mind. That regained memory, and the memory of Zehnder the last time she saw him.
Esther looked around; but found no one. No cars, no people, not even a stray cat.
She looked around for anything; any clue or sign at all. Still, nothing. But then, finally, she found something. She saw a small spatter of blood, and then another, and another. She followed this trail of blood to a small parking lot next to a convenience store, only to be greeted by a gruesome mess.
Blood was all over the place. Esther couldn’t even tell how many people there were, they were all broken up. Blood, flesh, and gore covered the ground, in many places you couldn’t even see the asphalt underneath. Faces had been smashed against the wall, arms had been torn off and tossed away, and bones had been crushed and crushed