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''...A rose without thorns is like a wilted flower...but adds her thorns, and she'll radiate of beauty and love...A heart without love is like a stone...but adds it tenderness, and it'll radiate of affection and power...Put the two together, and you get the Ultimate Love...''
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Amy Rose was walking as always, by a beautiful day and enjoy life. She then saw Sonic walking near and she immediatly runned to him and catched him.
Amy:*catch Sonic and hugs him from behind* Now I go you, Sonic !
Sonic: WOAH ! Amy ?! Let me go please...
Amy:*let him go and wait*
Sonic:*turns to her* What do you want...?
Amy: I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me ? <3
Sonic:*sighs and puts a hand on his face* Amy...
Amy: Hum ? Yes ?
Sonic:*look at her in eyes seriously* I know you love me, but I don't feel the same for you.
Sonic: I do love you, Amy, but more like a sister and a friend, nothing more.
Amy:*looks down in silence*...
Sonic:*scratches his head* I'm sorry, Amy. I don't want you to think I was accepting it for fun, I didn't. I just didn't know how to tell you the truth and you were happy...And as a friend, I didn't wanted to hurt you.
Amy:*keep looking down*...For 4 damn years...you
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Chapter 14: Nature's voice
A month had passed since Drake raped Krystal and some of her friends were coming at her nome and guarding the place to keep her safe from Drake and Denethor. Krystal taked the decision to keep the future baby, since it's an innocent that don't deserves to die...even of the way it have been concepted. Dash accepted her decision, so do their friends as well.
Nova and Krystal forgived their ''argue'' and Nova said sorry to Krystal. As for the others, they have their own problems to live with.
*At Megatron and Nova's home-base*
Nila were standing at the window, in the hospital room. She were thinking to the previous girl that was here before her.
Tala was her name, and Nila only noticed that she seemed to have some feelings for a boy named Blackout, who wasn't seeming interested...And when Tala left...
Nila were seeing the scene from the hospital room's door. Tala were talking to the Doctor Soundwave.
Soundwave:: You're fully
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3 years passed since Sonic finaly told to Amy what he were truly thinking of her. The gang have been growing up and they all find their way and personalty, and powers.
Sonic learned how to use wind element, while Silver learned to encrase his telekinesis powers. Blaze's flames powers growed up as well and Cream learned marital arts. Tails's raised his intelligence and his construction talent, Knuckles rised his strength greater, Tikal's spiritual powers growed up stronger while Shadow learned how to use darkness element and rised his strength powerfuler just as his own powers.
As for Amy...
She changed a lot, even to her friends eyes. She bacame a bit more mature and serious...She doesen't act like she were acting when she was 12 years old and her friends are worried for her. Sonic even feel very down because...he know it's because of him she stopped to act like she were acting, before he told her what he were truly thinking about her, 3 years ago. Amy aslo chan
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Chapter 2: Premonition
It was a beautiful day. At Krystal's house, there was Lance and Saphira with their almost 5 years old son, Vage, vising Krystal and Dash. While Vage and Krystal And Dash's childs were playing, Saphira telled to Krystal that she where pregnant, wich makes Krystal and Dash happy.
Krystal: Contragulations !
Saphira: Thank you. *tino blush*
Lance:*same* Yeah, thanks.
Krystal:*stands up* I have to go shopping food but you can stay, I'll be back in 2 hours.^^
Krystal then left to go shopping but Saphira had a bad feeling that something verry bad will happen, but she told nothing to not worry Lance and Dash, as they watched on the kids.
*At Optimus and Lumina's home-base*
Lumina and Candice were feeling sick so they stayed to bed to rest while the others were doing their things.
*At Megatron and Nova's home-base*
Nova caught cold so she had to stay to bed and rest, order from Soundwave. And Tala need to keep on r
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Chapter 4: How to save her ?
*At Krystal's house*
Lance and Saphira were still here but Dash and them were starting to get worried. Someone suddently knocked on the door and Dash go open it.
Dash: ? Gang ? What are you...
He stopped to talk as Silver showed him Krystal's pendant, with her blood on it. He taked it in his hands as the gang get in the house to wait to talk with him. They told to Lance what happen, wich made Saphira to panicing.
Saphira:*pacicing* I HAD A BAD FEELING THAT SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN AND I DIDN'T TOLD IT TO NOT WORRY DASH AND LANCE !!! *she cries*
Lance: Wow, wow ! *hugs her* It's not your fault, Saph ! Calm down, it's not good to stress yourself like this, especialy for now !
She said nothing more and hugs him back. Dash came in the place, looking pissed off and look at Shadow in the eyes.
Dash: Did they telled where they were going ?
Dash punched the wall behind him and Saphira hided herself behind Lance. Silver and the
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Chapter 3: A tender person below fiery tempary
Tikal where floating in darkness...but without fear...she wear even feeling great, floating there. A light suddently appeared and she openned her eyes and looked at the light.
Tikal:*puts her hand up to her eyes to see clearier* Huh...? What is that...?
When the light faded away, she saw Chaos, God of Destruction. She was so surpirsed that she wasn't able to say anything for a moment.
Tikal: C-Chaos ?! How can you be there ?!
Chaos:*look at her* Tikal, you must go back home.
Tikal:*sad smile*...My home is here, now...
Chaos: No. Your home is where you left the tribe's second strongest warrior.
Tikal:...! Knuckles...*tears then came out slowly**she puted her hands on her mouth*...
Chaos:*makes a water mirror to appear* Look.
Tikal looked at the water mirror and she saw Knuckles...crying in front of the Master Emerald. She immediatly puted her hands on her heart.
Tikal: Ugh...! It hurts...*she looked away* Please..
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Chapter 3: The trap
Krystal was at the city to shop for some food and stuff. She almost get in around 20 shops to get what she were looking for. A bit later, she were walking in the city with her stuff.
Krystal:*almost singing of happiness* La la la la... It's a beautiful day !
She walked into the forest to get at her house, on the middle of the forest. As she were walking, Krystal started to feel nervous. No birds were peeping and there was no animal around too.
Krystal:*frows*...That's not normal...
She keeped on walking, becoming more nervous as she walked deeper in the wood.
: Hey there, Beautiful.
Krystal jumped of surprise and turned around herself, to see Denethor and Drake (that were having purple refelcts in his eyes )were there.
Krystal:*thinks: W-What are they doing here...?!*...W-What do you want...?
Denethor: Dr. Eggman and Dr. River needs you for an experimentation, so...we're here to bring you to them. *evil smile*
Krystal: WHAT ?! *let her bag
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''...In 200 years ...
...From the darkness, a new light...
...From the twilight, a promise...
...Destroyed, will be the Dark Lord...
...A pure heart...
...Wearing the color of hope...
...A flaming hair...
...Shining like the fire...
...Beautiful like a blazing sun...
...Secret as a whisper...
...Nice like the heat of a fire...
...Sincere sigh of the wind...
...This is the description of the one...
...That can destroy the Dark Lord, forever...''
Equestria Girls - ConfessionsFor as long as she could remember, Twilight had always considered herself an honest person. True, others, like her friends Applejack, may have been famous for such a trait, but it was always something she'd prided herself on, that whatever problems she had, she could be open about them to others. Never once had she come across a time when the prospect of being truthful was something to be fearful of. And yet, despite that, here was such a time.Equestria Girls - Confessions in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was walking along a pathway in the middle of a beautiful expanse of green grass and tress. It was the city park of Canterlot. This place held fond memories for her, like when she was growing up. She and her brother, Shining, would spend their weekends here playing with each other. She was happy to be here, and happier still to be with her colt-friend. And speaking of which, she turned to her left to see him, Flash Sentry, walking along side her. He was busy taking in the sights. According to him, when he was growing up in Canterlot, he too w
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When one thinks of Canterlot, many things come to mind. It's magnificent libraries, the great School for Gifted Unicorns, or perhaps even it's glittering crown jewel, the Royal Palace. But these are the pleasant places, and as even the most innocent of ponies know, not everywhere is as wonderful to behold as those. For deep within the lower levels of the Royal Palace, there was a place seldom visited, and even less often used. The dungeons. Almost nopony could remember the last time these places were needed, but today, there was one who did.
For along the halls of that place, standing outside and old and heavy wooden door, was the absolute last person anypony expected to find down here. A beacon of light in these dark and dingy chambers, this was a mare that all in Equestria, stallion, mare and foal alike, looked up to. Princess Celestia, the monarch of the sun, and co-ruler of Equestria. She did not want to be here in these low places, but she had to be, for what she was planning was
Equestria Girls - On dutyOf all the days he could have chosen to do perimeter patrol duty, it had to be the day when it was raining. High above crystal city soared a pegasus, clad in the golden armour of the Equestrian royal guard. His fur was orange and his mane a dark blue, his cutie mark that of a shield and lightning bolt. Flash Sentry, guard of the Crystal Empire, was doing his rounds, flying high above the capital of the Empire, watching out for any potential dangers to the many ponies below.Equestria Girls - On duty in Short Stories More Like This
But while most days were pleasant enough in the Empire, even a place as magical as this was not immune to the occasional bout of bad weather. And so it was today, as Flash was flying, that he had to deal with a torrential downpour and cold winds. Still, he wouldn't have been chosen to be a guard in the first place if a little rain could stop him, so he put up with it, spending many hours watching out for anything that might be worth reporting. But, as was often the case in the Empire, there was little to nothing to
Equestria Girls - Meet the parents"Twilight? I'm not sure I can do this."Equestria Girls - Meet the parents in Short Stories More Like This
Flash Sentry was nervously walking up one of the main streets of Canterlot, worried with every step that today might go wrong. Beside him was a mare who drew the attention of all the ponies they passed along the way. Twilight Sparkle, latest princess of Equestria. It was her idea that the two of them come here for this. She felt it was needed, out of courtesy if nothing else. But she knew Flash well enough to know that it was something that caused him a great deal of nervousness.
"Relax Flash. I’m sure my parents will love you."
She could not blame him for his hesitancy. From what she'd heard, meeting the parents of somepony you're involved with was always a stressful and nerve-wracking experience for anypony, mare and stallion alike. And, in truth, there was a part of her that also felt nervous at this. She hadn't actually told her parents that she'd started a relationship with a stallion. From what Flash had told her, her brother, Shining
Equestria Girls - ReunionNo matter how many times she came here, Twilight was always taken aback at just how beautiful the Crystal Empire was. From it's crystalline buildings, to the shimmer of the ponies who lived here, it was truly a sight to behold. She was walking along the main street of the crystal city, accompanied by her closest friends. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Spike had all joined her for this visit. She'd been invited by her brother, Shining Armour, to come to the palace for the weekend, and it was an opportunity she had been looking forward to for some time.Equestria Girls - Reunion in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Even though she'd become used to the idea of her brother becoming a prince of his own land and having so many of the responsibilities that came with it, she still lamented that this rise in status, not to mention her own ascension to the role of princess, meant that they wouldn't have as much time to spend with each other as they used to do. Still, she knew that such distance between them would only make the m
Equestria Girls - Concerns of a brotherHe looked out upon the streets of the crystal city, the wind gently blowing through his window. Shining Armour, prince of this Empire, was in his office, having just finished much of his daily paperwork, and was thus taking a short break to admire the scenery. One of the perks of this job was getting quite a view from his office, as it gave him a magnificent look over the shining crystal buildings of this city. Despite his role as head of the Empire's military, it had been relatively quiet here, with only the Empire’s restoration having caused any major difficulties.Equestria Girls - Concerns of a brother in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As he began to turn away from the window however, he glanced at somepony down in the street. He gave the window his full attention once more as he saw that there, walking in the streets, was his younger sister, Twilight. She was out amongst the other ponies, whom had all become used to not bowing as they would do with other princesses, owing largely to Twilight's general discomfort with such behaviour. But what caugh
Equestria Girls - Perchance to dreamHe laid there, staring up and the brilliant blue sky, without a care in the world. Flash Sentry, guard of the Crystal Empire, was greatly admiring the beautiful weather before him. Clear skies as far as the eye could see, and a brilliantly bright sun lighting up the land. He was leaning against an old oak tree, it's many branches shading him from the full force of the sun's rays. Before him was a very special place. Downhill from the tree was a vast lake, it's waters clear and shining in the day's light.Equestria Girls - Perchance to dream in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This lake was very special to him. Not only was it a place of great beauty in it's own right, but something had happened to him here that he would never forget. It was the place that he and his beloved Twilight had first spent any real time together. After their initially shaky meeting, she'd agreed to come and visit this place with him. Both had admired the lake and the open grasslands around it, as well as the striking sight of the crystal palace in the distance, but what mattered mo
The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
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After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
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My eyes opened and my vision was blurred. I slowly sat up and looked at my surroundings. I was in a hospital room.
I checked myself, for anything. Everything seemed okay. I looked down at my womb and gently laid my hand on it. Inside, was a tiny lifeform. A lifeform, that Shadow and I created, out of love. My eyes softened as I looked at my womb. I could've sworn I saw little Dusk inside there.
He was so tiny.... So fragile.....
"oh, wow..." I said to myself, quietly.
"All those years.... I've always dreamt of having a child with Sonic.... To have a family with him..."
I looked up at the ceiling, dazed.
I can't believe so much has changed, in so little time...
But.... that doesn't matter.... None of it does...
I'll be happy as long as I know that Shadow is going to be there for me.
A single tear rolled down my eye.
It wasn't a tear of happiness.
"Then, if you're so happy, why do you cry?"
My eyes went wide
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Their questions were now starting to sound like threats.
"What, by Chaos, were you thinking?!?" "How could you?!?" "Amy, WHY?!?!"
But I don't care about what they're all shouting about. I'll only ever think of him. He means so much to me. I feel like his life is my own.
He did come from me, after all
I watched as the helicopter took off. Shadow, still staring at me. My heart was ached so much, seeing him like that. I really didn't want him to feel that way. I knew what he went through and to go through something like that again is like going through hell twice. I was beginning to panic.
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Your tiny body is warm and fragile. I'll hold you forever...
Their words mean nothing...
Sonic was on the ground, holding his head.
"Did I run into a wall, or something?" He said with a groan.
He sat up; hand on his head and I gave him a helping hand.
"Are you alright, Sonic?" I asked with worry.
"Yeah. I'm okay! Really!" He said with a bright tone and gave me his trademark grin. He took my hand and stood up.
"Are you sure? You didn't hit your head too hard, when you fell, did you?" I reached for the back of Sonic's head to feel for any injuries.
He retracted his head and took my wrists with reassurance. He smiled at me.
"The fall was nothin'!" He said. Then, he looked at me. "But, you on the other hand..."
"You been workin' out or somethin', Amy?" He said as he feel my arms for muscles.
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He looks just like me, at the same time he doesn't. Somehow, I feel as thought I've feld him before, not in this small glass capsul he inhabits now, but in my arms. I had cradled him to sleep. So tiny, so fragile.
He has her eyes
I was frozen, I couldn't move. Even though all I had to do was jump off the damn helicopter and be at Amy's side. But, somehow, fear had consumed me. My body was still as stone. But, my mind had waged an apocalyptic war. I was wallowing self blame, disappointment, anger, guilt, despair, humiliation and rage. Still, the only thing that truly stood was fear.
Fear of going back
Fear of feeling pain
Fear of seeing her
She was the rea
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Project Dark Child
It's feels so right to be with him, even though it's wrong. Right now, it would be so wrong, just to hold him. But, somehow, it still feels right...
"Computer! Bring me to Project Dark Child!" I raised my voice in excitement. The computer brought me to Project Dark Child, once more. I typed in the word "Mirage".
My eyes widened.
How did I... When did I???
I started asking myself these questions.
I don't understand... I was never told anything and yet...
I looked up at the screen. I stared at it as it began to fill up with recordings, data samples and other tests. Then, a model appeared on the screen.
"What the...??" I mumbled.
The model on the screen was me.
"What... am I--??"
TS: The Way We Are Chp. 1 Driving beside a nearby school, a mother and her young daughter emerged from the vehicle, hand-in-hand. Having just moved into Springfield, Rubi Powers was leading her young daughter towards her first day at her new school.TS: The Way We Are Chp. 1 in Children and Teen More Like This
Little Ruth was nervous.
"No need to worry now," Rubi told her daughter cheerfully, "The first day in a new school is always hard. I know. But you'll do well, I know you will." She proceeded to lead her second grade daughter, Ruth, toward the looming structure known as Springfield Elementary.
"Are...are you sure, momma?" the tiny brunette asked, leaning against Rubi's leg as they neared the classroom.
"Of course, my dear!" Rubi's Middle Eastern accent lilted. She knealt down and wrapped Ruthie in a hug. "Now, you have a great day at school."
With a smile, Mrs.
TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 1 Ruth Powers hummed to herself as she scanned through bills she had just recently received in her mail. Her daughter, Laura, had to stay after school to talk to her councillor. Being a teenager, she wanted to plan her future ahead and do some college research and discuss about it with Dr. Pryor.TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 1 in Children and Teen More Like This
The phone rang.
Reaching over with one free hand while she held an opened envelope in the other, Ruth placed it on her shoulder and pressed her ear to it.
"Hello?" She asked.
"S'up, Ruth?" Greeted a jolly voice. Ruth could hear noise in the background. "Shut up, you little monsters!"
Ruth blinked as she placed her envelope down and looked at the phone.
"Sorry about that," Homer apologized, "Lisa and the boy were playing some stupid game."
"Um, okay?" Ruth was
Farewell, 2-D World Chp. 3 The days had gone by, until finally Springfield was set upon the night of the county fair. Vendors selling hot dogs and cotton candy, prizes being won, Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Mel performing their latest act. The Simpsons family, along with the Powers, had just arrived...and already was Homer making a pig of himself.Farewell, 2-D World Chp. 3 in Children and Teen More Like This
"Homer, that's too much sugar!" Marge scolded her husband as he greedily sank his teeth into a huge caramel-on-a-stick.
"Relax, Marge," Ruth assured her, "everyone's got to go overboard on the sweets sometime."
"Yeah, honey," Homer agreed, "I mean, caramel is God."
Marge just pouted.
Ruth looked over to see a familiar looking bar up ahead. There, the town's local bartender, Moe, was serving a few customers some Duff Beer. Even Duffman himself was standing by as a live advertisement.
TS: The Way We Are Chp. 2 Homer's eyes bugged out as he looked at the woman before him standing in the doorway. He couldn't believe it...his best friend, whom he hadn't seen for so long, was right there with an exact expression on her face. It was like magic, seeing her face again...TS: The Way We Are Chp. 2 in Children and Teen More Like This
"Ruth!" Homer exclaimed tearfully as he opened his arms and hugged her. "Oh, God! It's so good to see you!"
Ruth laughed as she imbibed in his embrace. "I've missed you, Homer..." she patted his back.
Slowly breaking away, Homer took a good look at Ruth's transformation. Her figure was of many interesting curves despite wearing a loose sweater, her smile was just as heartwarming as the years before, her hair had become longer...
"Still wearing the bandana?" He managed the say, still gazing at her.
Ruth smiled. "Never took it off."
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This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
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"ahem"...Since my father and sister decided to play a prank on me, I've decided to get even--*I* was the one who got Homer's spinoff canceled! How? Let's just say I have a lot more power at Fox than Homer will ever have! (laughs evily) Now, it's time for the pilot episode, of MY spinoff...heh, heh, heh...
THE TITLE "Morgue and Mindy" HAS A LINE THROUGH IT AND WE SEE THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHORT IN FLAMING LETTERS WHICH READS: "King of the Hell".
THE FAMILY IS SEATED ON THE COUCH AND EVERYONE, BESIDES LISA, IS ENJOYING SOME FRIED CHICKEN WHILE WATCHING TV.
CUT TO TV SCREEN WHERE A SLUTTY, `20YR OLD IS DRESSED IN A PINK HALTER TOP AND "GREEN DAISY DUKES" STYLE SHORTS.
Mom, I've only been with four guys and I'm not even a junior yet in high school! I'm practically a virgin!
Viki, never underestimate the power of positive thinking! And besides, prom is coming up, so don't forget those boxes of condoms. I'm
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SCENE: The Morgue.
HOMER IS AGAIN FACING THE CAMERA, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS VERY UPSET LOOK ON HIS FACE.
It appears my spinoff has been cancelled even before it was suppose to air after our wonderful Halloween special. The bastards at 20th Century Fox really have their heads up their--
HOMER IS INTERUPTED BY A TEST-PATTERN SCREEN AND A CONTINUED 'EEEEEEEE' SOUND WHEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS LEAVING LISA TO ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE.
Well, Fox would like to apologize for my Father's behvavior. In the meantime, it's my turn to shine in our next story...starring me, Lisa Simpson (under her breath) who should get her own show.
ANOTHER TEST PATTER APPEARS, BUT THIS ONE IS RIDDLED WITH STATIC AND A MESSED UP HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT. SUDDENLY IT GOES TO BLACK AND IS REPLACED WITH A SIMPSONIZED VERSION OF JIGSAW FROM THE MOVIE "SAW". THE TITLE "SEE SAW" APPEAR.
CUT TO KEARNY AS HE'S LYING ON HIS BACK. HIS ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED TO THE CORNERS OF A LARGE METAL TABLE MAKING L
Shadamy Broken part 19Part 19Shadamy Broken part 19 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When I got to her house I realized she wasn't there. Of course she wouldn't just go home like a normal person. She has to go somewhere and think. Guess I would just have to wait.
I almost fell asleep a few times- but then I was reminded that it was Amy I was waiting for. I would wait until dawn if I had to, she couldn't stay out there forever. It was one of those moments where my eyes grew heavy and I was barely conscious when I saw a stunning red light. Alert now, I saw a very tired looking Amy trudging up the steps. She almost looked as exhausted as me. I sat up from my slouchy position, as she approached the door I made my move.
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( Normal POV?)
The entire room went dead silent. It seemed like their vocal cords were gone. A mixture of weird expressions were plastered all over people's faces. "Is that " Tails whispered, "Sonic-san?" Cream murmured, finishing his sentence. Amy took a small, shaky, step toward him. It looked like mix of pain and disbelief. "Amy ?" Rouge asked. She slowly turned back around smiling ? "I'm fine Rouge ." She said, returning to Shadow's side, where he stared at the annoying little problem that had just appeared within the doorway.
I swear, sometime I'm going to smack him. Sonic was always getting in my way when it came to stealing, and now he prances in and throws
Shadamy Broken part 20Part 20Shadamy Broken part 20 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The alarm clock sounded loudly, too loudly for that time in the morning. Amy growled into her pillow and knocked the ringing menace off the table, shutting it off. Burying her head into the soft pillow, she was almost asleep again when the events of the night before caught up with her. Eventually her conscience got the best of her, and she sat up in bed.
My alarm went off by itself, so I became really pissed when I heard the familiar tone entering my head. Last night had really seemed like a dream; I almost thought it was except I was back at my house. I didn't really know what to do today. It almost felt like I would be more co
Vacant HouseVacant House in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There’s a vacant house at the end of my block. I’ve lived in this neighborhood for almost a year, but I never really paid any attention to it. Like any vacant house in a neighborhood with kids, it has its stories; most kids say it's haunted, surprise surprise. All the kids at school are too cowardly to do anything but tell “spooky” stories about it, ha, wimps. Not me, I’m going to do something about it. Today, I’m going to explore it.
I’m on my front steps now, wielding only a small flashlight. Don’t need a camera, not like I’m going to see anything interesting. I told my mom I'm going to go play with some kids from school. Then, finally, get off the steps and down onto the sidewalk.
The vacant house is only half a bl
Sadist - Chapter 1It started a normal day, like any other day. Esther was walking home from preschool with her loving father. At the innocent age of six, she was carefree and joyful; humming a happy tune as she walked alongside her parent.Sadist - Chapter 1 in Short Stories More Like This
In her hands Esther held a plush toy of a horse; its deep blue color of its soft material matched her beautiful eyes. Her hair was a silky black color and flowed down her back. She got her hair from her mother, and her eyes were from her father.
Esther’s mother died when she was only three years old. She couldn’t remember how she had died, but she could still remember her loving face and lovely voice singing a lullaby to her. Her mother and father used to sing her to sleep, but ever since her mother had died, her father never sang that song again. There were too many memories in those sweet verses.
Father was the only one she had in this world, and she was perfectly fine with that. They walked to the preschool together and back every day, sometimes he woul
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
Harbinger Rising Ch. 2The sound of Twilight's hooves trotting across the polished stone floors of Canterlot castle echoed around her. During the day there was a never-ending bustle of activity that made it seem less empty and cold, but when the hour was as late as this and there were only a scant few guards to patrol the halls, Canterlot almost felt spooky. Still, Twilight kept her gaze forward as she navigated the familiar corridors and passed through doors that the night guards pushed open for her. She was not royalty herself but since the end of the war she, as well as the rest of her friends, had been treated with no less respect than the princesses.Harbinger Rising Ch. 2 in Drama More Like This
The purple unicorn stopped mid step and looked around, eyes wide in surprise. There was nopony to be seen, not even a passing castle guard. Then she saw it, a quick movement in one of the shadows. Twilight narrowed her eyes and blinked. It was hard to tell the Shadow Guards apart from one another when they had their armor on
Harbinger Rising Ch. 3Twilight hurried into the large waiting room of Harmony's hospital. Several ponies took up seats here and there, most of them with drawn, tired expressions. At this time of the night if they were waiting for a friend or loved one it probably meant something serious. Normally Twilight would have been a bit more compassionate and a whole lot more curious, but she was on a mission. Her dark purple eyes swept to the back of the room and found three of her four best friends waving her down to where they waited.Harbinger Rising Ch. 3 in Drama More Like This
“I got here as fast as I could,” she told them, trotting down to meet them. “I was up at Canterlot when I found out and wanted to go home first to tell Clover.”
“Good decision,” said Applejack. She set aside the magazine she'd been flipping through and glanced at the foal tucked into her Pony Bjorn to make sure he was still asleep. “Ain't no tellin' how long it could be.”
“I'm so excited!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, bouncing.
Harbinger Rising: Ch. 1Big Macintosh slowly rolled his head to the side, his muscles stretching until there was a significant sounding CRACK. It had been a very long day for the big red stallion, up before the sun rose and only now getting home long after the sun had set. He hated being away from his family for so long but there was so much work to do on his growing farm. Most days he tried to get home in time for supper but today just hadn't worked out. By now he knew everyone else would be asleep, at least they should have been, so his movements through the house were as quiet as possible. Leaving his yoke by the door once it was closed, he breathed out a small contented sigh. Tired as he was, he was just glad to be done for the day.Harbinger Rising: Ch. 1 in Drama More Like This
Dinner had been left out for him and Big Macintosh smiled to himself when he walked into the kitchen. They would never let him go hungry even on the days he came home too late to eat with everyone else. Tonight he was too tired to even think about food, though. He put the meal