The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 1 in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
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After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic)BEGIN ACT 2.Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic) in Comedy More Like This
SCENE: The Morgue.
HOMER IS AGAIN FACING THE CAMERA, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS VERY UPSET LOOK ON HIS FACE.
It appears my spinoff has been cancelled even before it was suppose to air after our wonderful Halloween special. The bastards at 20th Century Fox really have their heads up their--
HOMER IS INTERUPTED BY A TEST-PATTERN SCREEN AND A CONTINUED 'EEEEEEEE' SOUND WHEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS LEAVING LISA TO ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE.
Well, Fox would like to apologize for my Father's behvavior. In the meantime, it's my turn to shine in our next story...starring me, Lisa Simpson (under her breath) who should get her own show.
ANOTHER TEST PATTER APPEARS, BUT THIS ONE IS RIDDLED WITH STATIC AND A MESSED UP HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT. SUDDENLY IT GOES TO BLACK AND IS REPLACED WITH A SIMPSONIZED VERSION OF JIGSAW FROM THE MOVIE "SAW". THE TITLE "SEE SAW" APPEAR.
CUT TO KEARNY AS HE'S LYING ON HIS BACK. HIS ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED TO THE CORNERS OF A LARGE METAL TABLE MAKING L
Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009)OPENING SCENE -- BART IS ALONE IN THE MORGUE ADDRESSING THE CAMERA.Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009) in Comedy More Like This
"ahem"...Since my father and sister decided to play a prank on me, I've decided to get even--*I* was the one who got Homer's spinoff canceled! How? Let's just say I have a lot more power at Fox than Homer will ever have! (laughs evily) Now, it's time for the pilot episode, of MY spinoff...heh, heh, heh...
THE TITLE "Morgue and Mindy" HAS A LINE THROUGH IT AND WE SEE THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHORT IN FLAMING LETTERS WHICH READS: "King of the Hell".
THE FAMILY IS SEATED ON THE COUCH AND EVERYONE, BESIDES LISA, IS ENJOYING SOME FRIED CHICKEN WHILE WATCHING TV.
CUT TO TV SCREEN WHERE A SLUTTY, `20YR OLD IS DRESSED IN A PINK HALTER TOP AND "GREEN DAISY DUKES" STYLE SHORTS.
Mom, I've only been with four guys and I'm not even a junior yet in high school! I'm practically a virgin!
Viki, never underestimate the power of positive thinking! And besides, prom is coming up, so don't forget those boxes of condoms. I'm
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1) in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 2Blaze and I sat down at a fancy round table and we looked at the menus. There was a lot of seafood choices, and I didn't like seafood. Not one bit.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 2 in Profiles More Like This
"What do you think you're gonna get, Sonic? I may get the baked tilapia!" said Blaze.
"I don't know, Blaze..." I said nervously, biting my lip. I was hungry, but not for seafood, and just about everything on here was seafood.
"OOH! You should get the catfish filet!" Blaze exclaimed. I looked at her. Really? I sighed and set the menu down. "What's wrong, baby?" Blaze asked me with concern, looking deep into my emerald eyes.
"Blaze, I don't like seafood..." I said.
"Well...there's got to be an alternative on here..."
The odor of fish started to augment in the room. Blaze and I just stared at each other. I sighed and stood up.
"Sonic..." Blaze urged me, standing up too.
I fled. Blaze behind. I went outside onto the deck of the ship and looked over the railing. It was dusk now. The air was chilly. It definitely wasn't summe
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 3Suddenly I was jolted awake by a jerk of the boat. I shot up and looked around. I looked around in the darkness, confused. Then an extremely bright light came on in mid-air. I shielded my eyes from it. The light disappeared then to expose a stout, pudgy man with a beard. Floating in mid-air. Great. That leprechaun dude that sent us here.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 3 in Profiles More Like This
"YOU!" I cried. The leprechaun dude cackled and drew in the air with his finger and sparks appeared as he traced the air, and he wrote the words "Today is April 15, 1912. The current time is 11:39 PM" in the air with sparks. "What's-what!?" I asked, confused.
"I took you four days into the future! Right now the-" Ronald began, but a scraping sound interrupted him. To me, it sounded like a huge fingernail scratching the side of the ship. The iceberg. The Titanic had hit it. Ronald cackled and disappeared in mid-air.
"STOP!" I hollered, but Ronald was gone. The boat jerked a little bit.
"Son....ic...what's going on?" droned my wife's voice groggil
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 4"BL-!" I began. But I couldn't break down and cry. Blaze was still alive, but she was losing her life fast. Adrenaline took over as I jumped onto a nearby lifeboat. My impact caused it to fall and go smack on the water. I looked around desperately for a way to warm Blaze up. "COME ON BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAAAZE!" I sobbed, shaking the icy cold cat. There was a booming noise as the Titanic broke in two, and it impacted the water, causing waves to rock the lightweight lifeboat, almost sending it toppling over. "Hang on baby girl. We'll get through this!" I told my unconscious wife. I watched as the Titanic sank and sank and sank. I noticed some people still on it as it sank. Watching them drown made me sick inside. I had to get help. And fast. Blaze couldn't hold on much longer. I set Blaze on the other side of the boat and stuck my freezing frostbitten toes in the water and started to move my feet really fast. My feet acted like a propeller for the boat as we hauled butt across the freezing ASonaze: The Titanic Part 4 in Profiles More Like This
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Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
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Homer was tired of Marge's constant nagging, every time he tried to do ANYTHING fun, she put a stop to it!"Still can't believe she made me drop outta that marble eating contest!" He grumbled.
After looking thru Bart's vintage and mylar sealed comics, he'd found an advertisement for 'Krusty's funtime denagger! Guarantied to stop your parents from nagging you constantly!' "Hmm...if it works on parents...maybe it'll work on WIVES!" Homer said excitedly! "Guess I don't need YOU all anymore!" he said, throwing the rest of Bart's comics into the fireplace.
-6-8 weeks later-
"BART! Something arrived from Krusty for you!" Marge shouted as she carried the box in. "Huh? I didn't order anything. How could I after dad burned all my comics!" "IT'S HERE!!!" Homer squealed as he rushed in, grabbed the box and headed back into his bedroom.
Homer ripped the box, pulling out a remote control and a small circular device with an antenna. "Huh.." Homer thought to himself
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"C'mon Milhouse! I can't wait to try out my new Krusty brad wish granter!" Bart said as he and his friend Milhouse rushed up into his room, holding a small figure of Krusty the Clown with a jewel in it's hand. "So Bart, what are ya gonna wish for? Money? Power?" Milhouse asked. "Well first I think we need to test it! We don't want this to be like the Krusty invisibility cloak!" Bart said. "Yea. Who knew Comic Book Guy could throw so hard." Milhouse said, rubbing his head.
"Ok, for my first wish...um....something simple....I got it! I wish I had a new ball!" Bart said. "Why'd ya wish for that? Didn't you say your old one was on the roof?" Milhouse asked. "Yea, but dad tried to get it down with his BB gun." Bart explained. "HEY BART!" Lisa called from downstairs, "The pizza mom ordered came, and dad's beating up the delivery man to get it! if you want some, better hurry!"
As Bart and Milhouse ran downstairs, Marge walked into his bedroom, "Bart really needs t
.:SonAmy- I Wanna Kiss A Girl:. Chapter 3 Sonic headed over to Amy's house, he knew she wasnt happy that he was coming, but he just wanted to make sure she was okay. Before getting there, he stopped by the store to get a few things for them, to help them out. He finally arrived at her house and knocked on the door. A minute passed before Amy's mom answered the door..:SonAmy- I Wanna Kiss A Girl:. Chapter 3 in Short Stories More Like This
Sonic: *clears his throat* Hello, is Amy here?
Mrs. Rose: Yes, are you Sonic?
Sonic: *nods* Yes, she gave me your address so I could come over..
Mrs. Rose: Well she's in her room right now, i'll go and get her. *lets him in and about to walk to Amy's room*
Sonic: Actually, would it be okay if I talked to her in her room?
Mrs. Rose: Of course, its the second door on your right.
Sonic: Thank you.
He walked back to Amys room and knocked on the door. Music was playing in her room from her radio, then she answered the door. She saw Sonic standing there and let him in. Sonic walked in hearing her shut the door behind him.
Sonic: Everything alright?
SonAmy- Special SnowflakeAmy was walking around the mall with her friend Iris. Amy wasnt in a good mood. Sonic had broken Amy's heart for the last time, and she couldnt take it anymore. All she could think about is avoid him as much as she could. Iris felt sorry for her and took her to her fav places to cheer her up, but nothing worked. The mall was the last place she took her too. But Amy still wasnt happy. As they were walking, they saw Autumn. Iris smiled and walked over to her with Amy. Autumn noticed them and smiled.SonAmy- Special Snowflake in Short Stories More Like This
Autumn: Hey guys, whats up?
Iris: Hey, and Im trying to cheer Amy up, shes feeling down
Autum: Whats wrong?
Amy: *shuts eyes and has a flashback*
Amy was walking in the park and had something for Sonic. She had found him with Knuckles and smiled. She walked over and then heard Sonic start talking bout her.
Sonic: I mean c'mon, shes nothing but a spoiled fanbrat.
Knuckles: Seriously Sonic? You know you dont mean that
Sonic: Of course I do Knuckles. All she ever does is chase me and
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It began with but a simple command, "to do as we are told".
Never to deviate from this path - never to nurture the soul.
We are told that we are given a purpose; "a part of something great!"
Yet why oh why am I so weary of that which is my fate?
Am I an error, a single anomaly, unable to feel intact?
Or am I missing some special attribute - a facet which I lack.
In a society made of fleshed machines; robots wearing skin,
Perhaps I'm simply seeking something, to fill this metal tin.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 16th November 2012
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He stands there naked
A blank-faced label
He is not an individual
He is exactly what you make him to be
The product of your misguided hate
The product of your personal prejudice
Caught blind and shackled
Voice stripped and throat cut
On knees and hands
He crawls beneath a slanderous hail
"Let they who are without sin, be the first to cast a stone"
Then you must all be innocent, unblackened and pure
Instead what I see
Is not angel wings and a white halo
Instead what I see
Is your silent profanity
Twisted obscene mask of humanity
Beneath the righteous sword of a figure of justice
Lies a rotting core of devil's teeth and black smoke
Crooked mirror of lies
"Guilty until proven innocent"
Is what I see in your eyes
He is not an individual
He is exactly what you make him to be
He is the monster, the abuser, the criminal and the pig
He is the violent, the drunk, the pervert and the enemy
Care not for the fact that he is a perso
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past. in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
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Lisa could not believe what she heard. It was her own brother who had tried to kill her! She pushed him out the door and lay down on the bed and cried herself to sleep. Lisa had no idea how long she slept, but it had been a few hours. To her mother woke her. She worked out and started to make them. She usually spent half an hour in the bathroom so she had to stand up early, but she had managed to oversleep. Thanks to her brother.
- I hate Milhouse and my brother.
Thought she was almost loud enough that her mother heard her.
- What did you say honey? She asked her.
- Nothing mom I just thought a little high.
-Hm yes. Said her mother.Her father came down the stairs fully dressed and smiled and said good morning. Bart just shrugged and was not interested in what his father told him if and when he began to choke him.
- To your little one. It was what he always said when he strangled Bart. Lisa smiled as he did it. Normally she did not care, but she thought
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they