
Facade and Delusions"You're insane," China hissed against Russia's lips.Facade and Delusions in General Fiction More Like This
"Yes," Purring, Russia's tongue darted out to give China a quick lick, "but then so are you. I like pushing you over the edge and watching your calm façade break away. "
China slammed his mouth against Russia's, effectively silencing the mocking mouth.
China silently agreed.
They were both insane.

Not So Lonely After AllPairing: Ivan x Yao from APHNot So Lonely After All in General Fiction More Like This
Rating: PG
Summary: Stuck in a snowstorm during the holidays, Yao broods over the fact he's all alone in the world. Ivan, on the other hand, wants to disprove that thought.
The sun was beginning to dip below the horizon; taking with it its' cherished warmth.
Unseeingly, shimmering gold eyes stared out of the cave's entrance. White. For hours and hours on end, snow obscured his vision as it continued to pour down from the sky. Not a hint of another color, not even a single sound penetrated the blizzard's barriers. It was as if the snow had closed him off from the world; as if it wanted to hide him from the war

Confessions...?"Well then, Mr. Wang, with that, I would like to officially welcome you to our academy," The Principal of the Catholic school stood up with his hand outstretched, "I hope you'll enjoy teaching here."Confessions...? in General Fiction More Like This
Getting out of his chair, Yao smiled and shook the hand before him. "Yes. I'm grateful for this opportunity. I won't disappoint you."
"I'm sure you won't. Why don't you get yourself acquainted with the school grounds before you start teaching on Monday? It'll be beneficial to you."
"I will. Thank you for the advice," Yao bowed slightly, excusing himself from the stuffy room.
The moment the door clicked shut behind him, the slender man slumped

Drabble 2Russia slammed his hand against the doorway, effectively blocking England from chasing after the Chinese nation.Drabble 2 in General Fiction More Like This
He didn't meet the Russian's eyes and kept staring stoically ahead, "Get out of my way."
"Hmmm...and if I do? What will you do?" Russia asked sickeningly sweet.
He met the lavender eyes mocking him and glared. "I'm going to tell Yao what a fucking idiot he is. You think we don't know? Don't know what you're going to do to him? We've seen Liet! I'm going to knock some sense into that idiot! You can't stop me! You can't afford to wage another war after all the people you lost. Now get the fuck out of my way!"
Russia just smiled.

Tell a SoulSlim, dainty fingers curled around the lukewarm cup and lifted it. The aroma of sweet fruits and flowers assaulted China's nose as he took a cautionary sip. Pondering the unique taste, he paused with the rim of the cup still on his lips. Serene and peaceful as ever, he waited for the customary three seconds before setting it back down on the table.Tell a Soul in Fan Fiction More Like This
No one noticed the slight shudder that ran down China's back as the overly sweet tea touched his tongue. No one other than Russia of course.
"I take it you didn't like America's tea," Laughing, Russia bent over to whisper into China's ear, "You're frowning a bit."
"It was disgusting," China hiss

House of Cards ch 6House of Cards ch 6 in General Fiction More Like This
Pairing: Ivan x Yao from the Hetalia Series. AU
Summary: All's fair in love and war especially so if the one you desire stands on the other side of the battlefield.
Ch 6: Gains and Losses
(Note: This is a few days after "Dream and Little Dream". It's NOT the next morning.)
Morning sunlight flittered into the room and through the sheer curtains of the canopy bed.
The rays were warm on his resting face; the light bright behind his unopened eyes. Slowly, Yao woke from his sleep and was startled to find Ivan holding a strand of his hair between his fingertips.
Immediately, he jerked up to a sitting position; his hair slipping fro

Pedo PandaEngland yelled, "That's it, America! I've had enough of your lip! Behold the power of Britanna Angel!"Pedo Panda in General Fiction More Like This
A loud explosion followed that proclamation and the entire room was filled with smoke. Coughing, the Allies quickly opened the door.
France was the first to regain his breath, "Damn it Angleterre! Stop it with your magic! They are poo poo!"
"Sh-shut up! I just wanted my little cute America back!"
"You wanted what back?" America answered coughing into his hand.
France and UK stared wide-eyed at America, "Wait. If you're here. Then-"
"Wah~ Everyone left me behind in there. So mean~" Russia stumbled out of the smoked filled room, tripping

Kitty CrushPairing: Russia x ChinaKitty Crush in General Fiction More Like This
Rating: G
Humming happily, Russia walked down the garden pathway with a little hop to his step. Suddenly, he spotted a familiar back just a few yards in front of him. Smiling to himself, he lengthened his stride to catch up to the other man.
"Hey!" Russia yelled out, clasping onto Greece's shoulder with one hand, "Watcha doing Greece?" Curious, he looked at the bundle of Hello Kitty products in the Greek's arms.
The other nation gave him a blank stare. Slowly he answered Russia's question as if it was costing him a lot of effort."I...just got done shopping for Japan...I think I went overboard..."
"How nice...you'r

Bug Bite"Ahhh, I-Ivan....Nngh," China moaned as gloved hands played over his naked chest, burning his sensitive skin. "S-s-stop. N-no more." China bit his bottom lip, blushing.Bug Bite in General Fiction More Like This
Russia kissed away the tears at the corner of the delicate nation's eyes. "Shhh...You trust me, right?" Lips lightly nibbled China's ears before trailing down his neck. China shivered. "I'll take care of you..."
China couldn't do anything other than nod. His mind was becoming blank, filled with only the soft touches of Russia's hands, lips, the pressing of their bodies. He needed release and only the winter nation could give it to him. As Russia laid him down gently- careful

Doll"Yao, look at me," Russia spoke softly, gently, into his ear; coaxing, tantalizing, tempting him with simply his voice and warmth.Doll in General Fiction More Like This
When he refused to turn and face the man sitting next to him, a large hand cupped the side of his face, pulling him even closer. He did not resist nor did he comply; he just simply allowed the Russian to run lips and kisses along his jaw line, to let him bury his face into midnight hair and take his fill of the aroma he found exotic.
Russia lightly licked the delicate arch of his ear, taking the shell between his teeth, "Won't you look at me? Face me, Yao. Let me drown in your eyes. Let me let me ." He

I Love You, Da? Russia knocked loudly on the door and smiled when he heard an almost instantaneous reply.I Love You, Da? in Drama More Like This
"I'm coming, aru! You can stop knocking, aru!"
He stopped and a few moments later, the door opened.
"Geh....it's you, aru! What is it, aru?"
Russia's smile widened at this less than warm welcome and he hurried forward, picking China up and pulling him into a tight hug.
"Jao! I missed you, da?"
China squirmed in his arms, struggling to break free.
"P-Put me down, aru! And then you may as well come inside, aru." Russia looked at China in surprise at the invitation and China blushed, refusing to look at him. "It's better than having you loite

AmericaxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!World conferences are a pain in the arse. But theres nothing more painful than having a thick, greasy, smelly supersized cheeseburger slam you in the face, knocking you backwards off your chair, smacking your head off the wall and sliding down it to crack your back of the floor. You felt so embarrassed as every eye on the room had their eyes focused on you, silent with their mouths agape. The pain throbbing through the back of your head, your elbows, shoulders, lower back and the majority of your face, you couldn't help but scream in utter rage and humiliation at the idiotic American who was the cause of it all.AmericaxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!! in Romance More Like This
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THROW

EnglandxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!!World conferences are a pain in the arse. But theres nothing more painful than having a thick, greasy, smelly supersized cheeseburger slam you in the face, knocking you backwards off your chair, smacking your head off the wall and sliding down it to crack your back of the floor. You felt so embarrassed as every eye on the room had their eyes focused on you, silent with their mouths agape. The pain throbbing through the back of your head, your elbows, shoulders, lower back and the majority of your face, you couldn't help but scream in utter rage and humiliation at the idiotic American who was the cause of it all.EnglandxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!! in Romance More Like This
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THROW

RussiaxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!!World conferences are a pain in the arse. But theres nothing more painful than having a thick, greasy, smelly supersized cheeseburger slam you in the face, knocking you backwards off your chair, smacking your head off the wall and sliding down it to crack your back of the floor. You felt so embarrassed as every eye on the room had their eyes focused on you, silent with their mouths agape. The pain throbbing through the back of your head, your elbows, shoulders, lower back and the majority of your face, you couldn't help but scream in utter rage and humiliation at the idiotic American who was the cause of it all.RussiaxReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!! in Romance More Like This
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THROW

RussiaxReader - Funny FarmWARNING. The following may be frightening, painful or emotinally traumatic for some audiences. Reader discretion is advised.RussiaxReader - Funny Farm in General Fiction More Like This
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Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
Thick, hot tears ran down the Russian man's face as stared down at his now, Ex Girlfriend who stared back, a slight smile dancing on her lips her eyes full of sadistic glee as she ended their beautiful 5 year long relationship. All he could do was ask you why, over and over again. All she did was stare, sickingly getting satisfaction from his pain.
"Please...." He resorted to begging now. Such a large m

DenmarkxReader - Only so muchThere are only so many steps you can take, before you reach your limit.DenmarkxReader - Only so much in Romance More Like This
There is only so many times you can say something, before you can say it no more.
There are only so many times you can put up with something, before you can put up with it no more.
There is only so much time in this life, and your not gonna waste it any more.
After many years of chasing after your childhood crush, your final school year had approached and was now ending. It was made clear to you that the jerk loved you no more now that he did when he first met you. His feelings for you are blatantly obvious, you are just his friend. Not even really one of his closest

EnglandxReader - This Little GirlOnce upon a time there was a little girl.EnglandxReader - This Little Girl in Romance More Like This
This little girl cried a lot.
This little girl cried for things she wanted,
Cried for things she needed,
Cried for the times she had lied,
and most of all - she cried for the times she cried.
This little girl was quite brave.
She wasn't scared of the dark
and she certainly wasn't shy.
But there are just somethings,
that even the bravest of people can't not be scared of.
This little girl was afraid of love.
She was afraid that nobody could love her.
Her parents loved her, sure.
But she wanted other kinds of love.
Parents HAVE to love you.
Its just expected.
This little girl was easily

FrancexReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!!World conferences are a pain in the arse. But theres nothing more painful than having a thick, greasy, smelly supersized cheeseburger slam you in the face, knocking you backwards off your chair, smacking your head off the wall and sliding down it to crack your back of the floor. You felt so embarrassed as every eye on the room had their eyes focused on you, silent with their mouths agape. The pain throbbing through the back of your head, your elbows, shoulders, lower back and the majority of your face, you couldn't help but scream in utter rage and humiliation at the idiotic American who was the cause of it all.FrancexReader - Cheeseburger to the FACE!!! in Romance More Like This
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THROW

JapanxReader - Manga in a heartbeat 2After lunch period you went straight to class. There you barely paid attention in class. Instead you daydreamed about your mysterious managaka Romeo and the story line of the manga he'd carefully made either for you or about you. You were so engrossed in your own thoughts that you didn't even notice your 'Romeo' was sitting in the same room as you! You were only woken from your stupor when the bell to signify the end of school rang. You instantly packed your things away in your bag and departed. You weren't going to go to the library today, you were going home to read that manga some place where you weren't going to be disturbed. You ran downJapanxReader - Manga in a heartbeat 2 in Romance More Like This

JapanxReader - Manga in a heartbeat"Oh what I wouldn't do to have a man love me like you do"JapanxReader - Manga in a heartbeat in Romance More Like This
Sitting in your usual place in the school library, you smoothed down the page of your manga and looked around slightly, pulling yourself from your glamerous world of heroes and adventure, to check your surroundings. Seeing nothing and nobody of your interest you looked up at the large clock to check how much time of lunch period you had left; precious reading time. 20 minutes. Well that should be enough to finish the book. You returned to reading, oblivious of the pair of eyes watching you.
Those warm brown eyes were always watching you. If it be from the back of the class room or ac

PrussiaxReader - Oops I broke itYou couldn't believe your eyes as you watched the precious cabinet fall. This cannot be happening. Nuh-uh. No way! But the resulting CRAAASSHHHH made you realise - it so was. You caught your breath and backed away as you stared at the remenents of what was once a cabinet full of precious bone china orniments.PrussiaxReader - Oops I broke it in Romance More Like This
"Oooh shit!!!" You groaned, biting your fist. You were just about to make a run for it when the door burst open.
"V-vas have you done, frau!?" The Prussian cried as he stared at the cabinet. "That british guy's gonna flip his shit!!" You turned to look at him as he pulled on his snowwy hair, his red eyes widened in disbelief, shock and

I Will Forgive... -Spain-________________________I Will Forgive... -Spain- in General Fiction More Like This
I Will Forgive
________________________
It was a sunny day, with the golden sunshine rays shining down upon the green covered ground.
It was a view upon a meadow; a light and sunny one. {Name} remembered this meadow from when she was younger. She loved the meadow, but it was also the meadow that she could sometimes just
Loathe.
It was located in her country; it was her own little slice of paradise. She felt as if no one could harm her there. At least, that's what she thought when she was younger.
She sighed as she heard footsteps approaching her. She blinked and took a look up. It was him. His br

Hetalia - To the Beach A yawn was let loose as footsteps shuffled across the wooden floor. The movement was fast yet still not rushed. Summer was a time to be lazy after all. Well to some that was the idea. Keep in mind that the people here weren't exactly normal.Hetalia - To the Beach in General Fiction More Like This
' Who were these people?' you ask? Just wait. You'll find out.
"Oi, Natalia! How about we I dunno, actually do something today? I wanna have some fun!" {Name} called, knocking on the door of her Belarusian friend.
Natalia opened the door slowly and stated, "How about we try to get Brother to marry me? That sounds fun."
"Let's do something that doesn't involve Ivan. I know! Let's go to

Love is... -Russia-____________________________Love is... -Russia- in General Fiction More Like This
Love is
____________________________
She was cornered.
Trapped.
Lost.
There would be no escape.
But she knew it was coming.
Her {e/c} eyes were dulled. Her {h/c} was messy and dirty. Her clothes were torn and she was cut and bleeding.
The price she had to pay for falling in love.
"It's your fault!" screamed Natalia. "It's your fault Brother Dear doesn't love me!"
"N-No! Natalia, it's not! Don't you understand? Your brother loves you, but not how you love him!" {Name} screamed in defense.
Falling in love with Ivan Braginski was an accidental occurrence, but never did she regret it. {Name} had not

It's Been One Week... -Prussia-________________________________It's Been One Week... -Prussia- in General Fiction More Like This
It's Been One Week
________________________________
He was saddened. Depressed. He sat in the basement that he called a bedroom, His platinum blonde hair was messy; it was as if it hadn't been combed in quite a while. His red-violet eyes were dull; they had lost their spark. You could hear his sigh; it was deep and heavy. He was upset over something that he found to be the most important. He had lost his {Name}.
He remembered her dearly. She was the one that had given him motivation to keep going. To keep on fighting and conquering. To be truly awesome.
He remembered how they both had changed so muc

A Walk is All I Need... It was a quiet summer day in Switzerland's house. A thoughtful sigh escaped from Heidi's lips. It was her little brother's birthday and she didn't want to coupe her small, Liechtensteiner brother, Noah, in the house, but she was worried about her neighbors, the other German speaking countries. She was worried for Noah's safety.A Walk is All I Need... in Short Stories More Like This
"Schwester Heidi[1], could we go for a walk? We could invite {Name} too!" A green-eyed, blonde-haired boy asked, looking up at his green-eyed sister.
" Fine. Since it is your birthday, why not? Go ahead and call {Name}, Noah." Heidi sighed.
"I will then. Thank you so much for letting me," Noah said, giving

Forming Friendships -Italy-_____________________________Forming Friendships -Italy- in General Fiction More Like This
Task One
_____________________________
There were sounds of giggles and laughter as a tiny little girl jumped around a large field. Not an adult was in sight; they were inside the nearby house, one lazing about and the other trying to make the home presentable.
The child's {h/c} locks bounced up and down as her {e/c} orbs continued to brighten; she was truly having fun. But Would this fun be more so with a friend to play with?
Oh, the possibilities.
"{Name}! Inside now!" called a voice, ever commandingly.
"Ja! If ve say so, then do so!" shouted another voice.
These were the people she listened

Keep On Living -Italy-_______________Keep On Living -Italy- in General Fiction More Like This
Task Two
_______________
Her days were numbered.
Tick. Tock.
Numbered in and out.
Tock. Tick.
She hadn't a clue; not one simple clue.
Tick tock.
As to how to get out. The poor {h/c} girl was in a pickle; her country crumbling, her body weakening. She always felt as if she was being left to die. Going to die.
She never told anyone this. She never wanted to worry anyone. But she never let anyone come over to her country either. It was always a simple, "I'll be over soon, okay?"
Always.
Around others, she faked a smile, faking it as best she could. She wanted to give no hint of her demise; not a single person sh

I Wish... -France-___________________________________________________I Wish... -France- in General Fiction More Like This
You Don't Know How Many Times I've wished
___________________________________________________
Blonde haired was brushed to the perfect wavy look. Sapphire eyes were bright with a style that shown that he had motivation to impress the ladies. He was clad in only the most chic clothing, nothing like the clothes Alfred and Arthur wore, oh no.
Not at all.
He was a flirt; one who would flirt with just about anyone. But it was all out of the fact he felt alone. He never had anyone to stick by his side; they all eventually came to hate him.
His former colonies?
Long gone.
Friends?
H

Love In A Hopeless Place - PrologueTo Ivan, Siberia is a hopeless place. But in the end, this is where he finds love... RoChu AULove In A Hopeless Place - Prologue in Romance More Like This
Author's note: Title is of course inspired by Rihannas wonderful song
Main pairing is RoChu, other pairings may be mentioned though.
Hetalia wasn't my idea...
If you spot any errors, please let me know, I will correct them. Please review, I like reviews!^^
Love In A Hopeless Place - Prologue
Once, when I was just hanging around in the internet, some guy asked me where I was from. I didn't answer. I went offline instead.
That night, I woke up to the buzzing of my thoughts, which desperately tried to find an answer to that question. It's not that I didn't know where I'm from, of course I know, I've never really left this place anyways and I am not exactly from an immigrant family either.
It's just that this random stranger wouldn't have understood. Сибирь – saying this word is easy, of course. But fully comprehending its

Love In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 4To Ivan, Siberia is a hopeless place. But in the end, this is where he finds love... RoChu AULove In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 4 in Romance More Like This
Chapter 4
“No… No, it’s not….”
…
“Natalia believe it or not this is important for me. Office work is not only carried out in the office, sometimes I have to socialize!”
…
“Come on, how about another evening? Thursday? Friday? Anything, really…”
…
“Well then just swap your shift with one of the other girls, isn’t that possible?”
…
“Oh just stop it, okay? Stop it! I’m going to hang up on you!”
..
“Yes, see you. Bye, Natalia!”
When I put the phone down I finally released the breath I had been holding. The breath I somehow always was holding whenever I talked to my younger sister. I’d never been a timid being or anything but that girl always managed to scare me with her mixture of misanthropy and pos

Love In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 3To Ivan, Siberia is a hopeless place. But in the end, this is where he finds love... RoChu AULove In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 3 in Romance More Like This
Chapter 3
December
"You know", Yao said, while casually stirring some kind of vegetable soup (S 12, I believe), "actually the food here is worthless shit."
I didn't quite know what to say to that. Was he fishing for compliments? It was the only explanation for this behavior I could think of, as his food was the best I had ever eaten and in all those evenings I had spent at his restaurant Lao Long, I had never hesitated to tell him that, both by the means of words and actions.
But still. I prided myself on knowing that mysterious chef at least a little bit and demanding praise in such a dumb and obvious manner wouldn't have been his style at all.
So instead of answering, I decided to give him an innocent questioning look.
He sighed. "At least for you it is shit. The rest of the people here just get what they des

Love In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 1To Ivan, Siberia is a hopeless place. But in the end, this is where he finds love. RoChu AULove In A Hopeless Place - Chapter 1 in Romance More Like This
This has a prologue! Read the prologue first!^^
Chapter 1
It was October when I first met Yao, and the outside temperature was rapidly heading towards 0 °C.
I was on my way back home from the office, where I had just successfully made two of my subordinates cry. It's not that I had aimed at doing so. It's just that I didn't care enough to try and be nice with them. They were simply too weak and I don't see a point in sparing weak people. Nobody had ever thought of sparing me, after all.
I went a different way than usually, as there had obviously been an accident on my normal route. I didn't feel like seeing crashed cars, dead people and inwardly dead people staring at them, so I used a small side street instead.
I had to eye my surroundings carefully in order not to get lost. Concrete buildings have a nasty tendency to look the same everywhere and so do muddy streets, especially if y

Enough Of Your Fairy TalesThe giant, long-haired grey cat made it look so easy.Enough Of Your Fairy Tales in Humor More Like This
China growled, flattening his ears against his head. He hated the fact that Russia was twice his size, even though he was much younger. He felt like he was being led by him all the time, which he hated.
His paws were just about frozen from walking in the snow. "How much longer until we're there, aru?" he said.
Russia suddenly stopped. "Until we're where?" he asked, tilting his head.
"Until we're at the pond! You said you were taking me there so we could fish!" China hissed.
"Oh yeah!" Russia said, purring.
"Don't tell me... you forgot where we were going halfway through the

Sunflower"Aiyaa... I'm not lost... I'm not..." China mumbled to himself, wandering through the field of sunflowers. He tried to remember how long he had been walking...Sunflower in Romance More Like This
He collapsed on the ground, panting. This told him it was probably a long time...
He wanted to stand back up, but was too tired to do it. So he lay there, staring at the ground.
Suddenly he heard footsteps. He froze, wondering if it would be safer to run, or stay there...
Being too scared to move, he chose the second option.
He heard them coming closer, and then arms grabbing him.
"Hello~" Russia said.
China sighed in relief. "You had me so scared! I thought you were some

Russia the nyan cat Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan~Russia the nyan cat in Romance More Like This
"Where the heck is that music coming from?!" China growled, looking around his house for the sound. The music got louder as he walked to the living room.
"China~!" Russia exclaimed, running up to him and hugging him. China flinched, extremely confused. He was wearing cat ears, and had a cat tail. He drew whiskers on his face with a sharpie and colored his nose pink. Also, he was wearing a pink dress with sparkles on it~
"Aru, what are you doing here, and why are you dressed like that?!" China shouted.
Russia let go of him. "America told me that you liked rainbow kitties! So I became one for you!"
China sig

FluffyChina-cat played with a toy mouse while he laid on the couch, and he accidentally dropped it on the floor. Just as he crawled off the couch to get it, he heard the door open. Russia-cat... Why does he insist on visiting every day?Fluffy in Romance More Like This
Russia walked in the room, his ears flat against his head. He looked sort of upset and embarrassed.
"Hello, Russia~" China mewed, and he walked over to him. Then he noticed a horrible smell. "Ugh, do you smell that?"
"Yeah... It's me..."
China covered his nose with his paw. "What did you roll in?!"
"Uhmm... A skunk sprayed me, actually..." Russia mumbled. "I accidentally walked on his territory, and I gu

SuFin"Tell me~"SuFin in Romance More Like This
"No."
"Please?" Denmark begged.
"No..."
"Please?" Denmark whispered, leaning closer to Sweden so that he was right next to his ear. Sweden didn't seem to care, and he said, "No."
"Come on, just tell me her name!" Denmark exclaimed.
"I told you, I'm not in love with anyone!" Sweden growled.
"Lies!" Denmark snapped.
"Truths!" Sweden mumbled.
"I can see a lie in your eyes~ Now tell me the girl's name!" Denmark begged. "Pleaaaase? I'll make you cookies and hot chocolate."
"No. And that's kind of lame..." Sweden said.
"Aww, we both know that you love cookies~!" Denmark said, crawling onto Sweden's lap. "Pleeeeeeee

I won't"Have you ever wondered why your owner wears that scarf so much?" China-cat asked.I won't in Romance More Like This
"No..." Russia-cat said. "I never really thought about it."
"Well, I'm sure my owner has seen it, ohohoho~" China purred.
"Yes... I have a theory of why he always wears it." Russia said. "Maybe there's something he doesn't want us to see... Like scars or rope burns..."
These words shocked China. Why would he even think of that. "I-is your owner... depressed? That's kind of scary to think about..."
Russia blushed. "Nah, I-I was just kidding. Sorry. It's rude to joke about that..."
"It is. Don't do that anymore..." China said.
Russia glan

YesChina-cat curled up on his owner's bed, and wrapped his tail around himself.Yes in Romance More Like This
Then he remembered he wasn't at his owner's house; they were visiting this creepy guy named Russia or something... No wonder the bed felt different; he was laying on Russia's.
He stood up and glanced at the door. He could just barely hear them speaking... Meh, whatever it was, it was probably boring. Why did humans like such boring things?
He wasn't used to being any place other than his house, so the unfamiliar scent that was the house made him uncomfortable.
China began licking his paw, and after a minute he wondered if Russia also had a cat...
His questi

Meow"Purr~ mrow~"Meow in Romance More Like This
Russia-cat rubbed his head on China-cat's shoulder. China flicked him with his tail, slightly annoyed. Russia flattened his ears. "But I love you, China~! Don't you love me?"
"I love you, ok?" China whispered. "Just... don't act all lovey to me in public, ok?"
He realized Russia's eyes water, and he flinched. "I-I don't mean it that way! It's just that people... judge others, a lot. I don't want people giving us weird looks..."
"Why would they give us weird looks? I see cat couples do it all the time, da!" Russia said. China looked down and sighed. "Well... The fact that we're both male might make some people upset..." h

I'm not allowed, I guess.."Want to be my friend?"I'm not allowed, I guess.. in Free Verse More Like This
Nope.
I'm not allowed.
Because if I make friends,
I'll only get my heart broken again.
Whenever I find the perfect friend,
I find out they are moving.
And I say, "Fuck your parents.
Stay here."
But they can't.
Whenever I find a flawless acquaintance,
They start to act like a jerk.
They find new friends,
And treat me like I have no feelings.
Whenever I find an impeccable confidant,
They find out who I really am.
And they leave.
Always.

How To Write How To WriteHow To Write in Articles & Interviews More Like This
I've been told I'm a good writer, but I'm not so sure of that myself. I'll just take their word for it :eyes:
So, if I'm great at it, then I will make a tutorial.
It might not be the best, but meh.
Getting An Idea
How do you get ideas?
I honestly have no clue.
They just... come to me.
But I guess they are inspired by other things.
A book I'm writing, called "The Cog", is an example. Originally, it was going to be some cute, innocent children's book about a dog and a cat that fall in love. They have a baby, and name it Jessie. (after that Dad )
The cat's Brother, however, doesn't like this. He thinks it's sick a

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Yao was frozen in shock as he stared at the four Asian children standing in his doorway. Natalia seemed just as confused, her assault on Yao put on a temporary pause. She blinked a few times, then turning her attention back to Yao. "I'll kill you!"
Yao pulled his attention back to the silver haired girl. "I thought you were done!" Yao flailed his arms around, trying to free himself free from Natalia's grip.
A second later, Yao was on the ground in a coughing fit. "Brother!" Mei ran from outside the door entry and over to Yao's side, Im Yong Soon right behind her. Mei put one hand on Yao's shoulder as he coughed and shook. Im Yong Soon wrapp

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Truthfully, Yao couldn't tell at all that the boy had been Russian. He stuck more to the Asian countries then the European ones. The day seemed a bit too much for him. Yao finished unpacking and sighed. I guess him and Ivan did have one thing in common, he thought as he unpacked the last thing. It was a photo of him and his siblings. His only little sister and three younger brothers. He smiled a little, setting the photo on his dresser. He stretched upward and yawned. "Aru~ I'm getting tired. If you don't mind, I'm going to head to bed now. This day has been full of . . . surprises." Yao smiled and lay on his bed. In almost the time he closed

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"I'm back, da~"
A melodious voice rang cheerfully as the door creaked open expecting someone to welcome Ivan back from another long day of collage... Only to be welcomed by a cold silence of the dorm room. A tall Russian's smile became bleak staring at the empty cold living space. Ivan sighed walking inside, closing the door by the heel. Another day as usual.
The lonely blonde placed his bag on the computer chair flopping over onto the bed. Not caring if it's his own nor bothering to even remove his shoes. There was nobody to nag Ivan, anyways. Rolling over on his side staring blankly into space... of where his timid companion used to be si

ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.3"I just love decorating the Christmas tree!" you spoke, excitedly. "It's so much fun!"ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.3 in General Fiction More Like This
Sadik smiled at you as you both were decorating your mini Christmas tree. "You're so cute when you get excited, (Name)."
You blushed at Sadik's comment and giggled. Sadik took a hold of your chin and placed his lips onto yours. After you both stopped kissing, Sadik spoke ever so sweetly to you, "I love you, (Name)"
You smiled, "I love you too, Sadik."
*
Your eyes snapped open. The sun rays, poking through the curtain made you blink, so you sat up. "I had the strangest dream that I broke up with Sadik." You looked around the room, and noticed

ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.4It was the late afternoon and you and Ivan were in his living room, decorating the Christmas tree. Ivan kept all of this Christmas stuff in the attic, so you both got all of it down got to work decorating the entire house with all of what Ivan had.ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.4 in General Fiction More Like This
Surprisingly, there was a store open on Christmas day, so you and Ivan walked down there and bought as many things as you needed for a Christmas dinner. Ivan already had a turkey at home so that was already in the oven and you having forgotten that you still had your cream cheese from yesterday.
"This is nice," said Ivan with a grin. "I've never had this much fun before decorating a Christmas t

ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.1"You can go and re-stock shelves now, (Name)."ReaderXRussia - Christmas in Russia Ch.1 in General Fiction More Like This
"Alright, thanks!"
It was the day before Christmas, and you were working at the town's grocery store. Today was extremely busy due to it being Christmas Eve and everyone doing their last minute shopping. Lucky for you, you were smarter to buy everything you needed before the big rush.
Christmas time was your most favourite time of the year. It was a time to decorate the house with tinsel and lights, visiting long distance relatives, wrapping each present with beautiful wrapping paper, and best of all, cooking dinner. You absolutely loved the aroma of turkey in the air, as it cooked in the o

ItalyXReader-International Love Pt. 2You were snapping pictures left and right. You were amazed at all the beautiful architecture Italy had to offer to the public. Feliciano showed you the Piazza del Duomo or Campo dei Miracoli, the Duomo, Battistero or Baptistery, and you were now seeing the Leaning Tower of Pisa.ItalyXReader-International Love Pt. 2 in General Fiction More Like This
You admitted to yourself that you were actually having a great time with Feliciano, but you still didn't trust him fully. The thought of him being a rapist was still lodged, deep in the back of your mind.
Feliciano finished showing you the Leaning Tower of Pisa and asks, "Where would you like to go next, bella?"
'Away from you, that's where!' you thought angrily

CanadaXReader - PrologueThere was a full moon out that night. A very dark and cold night out it was. Not a soul around. A perfect night indeed.CanadaXReader - Prologue in General Fiction More Like This
In the woods, there's a little girl. She was only seven years old. She had long, curly [h/c] hair that was as soft as a rose petal. Hugging her neck was a thick black necklace with a cross dangling from it. She had glowing, [e/c] eyes so deep that just by looking in them you could lose yourself.
But there was something peculiar about this girl. She wasn't walking in the woods; she was running way from something or someone, without any shoes; running away in her pearl white dress that was no longer white.
It was drenched i

ItalyXReader-International Love Pt. 1The map you had was all over the place, crumpling in your hands and you were starting to get quite frustrated. "Damn it!" you grumbled. "Why won't you cooperate with me?!"ItalyXReader-International Love Pt. 1 in General Fiction More Like This
Your map ripped while you were fiddling with and you gave up on your map and threw it away in the nearest trash bin. A crazed expression appeared on your face, "Ahaha! That's what you get for not doing your job!" You walked away chuckling to yourself when you finally snapped out of your insanity, you realized you were completely lost.
You sat down on a park bench. "Ah man! I came to Italy to have a nice relaxing vacation, but end up getting myself lost. This place is so

CanadaXVampireReader - Chapter 1I snap my head up from my pillow almost giving myself whiplash. I just woke up from the dream I've been having every night for the past ten years.CanadaXVampireReader - Chapter 1 in General Fiction More Like This
"Ugh, my head. I need something to drink," I said, holding my head.
I forced myself out of my big, soft, warm bed to get some breakfast.
I'm walking to the kitchen, sluggish, and still half asleep. I open the fridge door, grab a drink which I then poured into a mug, and stuck in the microwave. A minute and a half later the liquid was warm enough to drink. Gulping it down fast, I made myself a few more cups until my hunger was satisfied, and then went to get ready for school.
My name is [Name]

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Gears turned and metal was scraping against one another as the loom girl was rushing between the three looms she had to attend to. It was a complete hell hole, the entire room was filled with dust and lint from the wool being weaved into cloth. (Name) coughed violently, why was such a young girl working in a building full of machines that could easily crush her in two? Why was she in an environment that was polluted? She had to, for her family. Her father was "Missing", so was her mother who actually was hung for committing murder. [But of course, the child never knew of this.]
So she left with her three younger siblings, her br

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"You missed a spot."
"Alright hold on for a second."
"It's not going to clean itself."
(Name) sighed, coughing into her sleeve as she was sweeping off the debris on the front porch from the autumn wind that kept blowing pine needles scattering it over the surface, which annoyed him greatly. She sighed rolling her eyes as she continued sweeping the pine needles off the porch. Ever

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Hours passed, as her eyes slowly opened to Elizabeta smiling widely at her while the male was grabbing his bags.
"We've made it to Italy!" She whispered. Wait...wouldn't it take a week or so? The girl thought, the woman stood up from her position. "I guess the medicine was a bit strong and knocked you out for a while." She explained, answering her mental question. Her head was still spinning when she got on her feet, another carriage was waiting nearby as Roderich quickly placed and secured the luggage

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She was sewing Roderich's shirt up again, it got torn somehow, must've been from his temper tantrum when he was throwing things around to get out his frustration. Pulling the needle to and fro diligently, she hummed a simple tune closing the vertical gash on the sleeve's forearm. Working in peace until it was interrupted by a tapping at the window, which she first she ignored, until it got repetitive. Wanting the noise to cease, she scampered to the window, opening it wide to find a little yellow canary; he was a little ball of fluff, his chest feathers looking ruffled as he hopped in, chirping a merry little tune. Noticing the picture of A

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Alfred led you to the park, where he planned a surprise for you. Quite frankly, you had an inkling what it was, because he had a hamper with him. And for some weird reason, he was wearing his jacket ... and it was closed up, like he was hiding his shirt from you. You reached the conclusion that he must be wearing something embarrassing that he didn't want to show you ... and he was blushing, which only made that theory all the more likely
"Here's a good spot!" He said, rushing over to a shaded spot
You giggled and followed him. You watched him as he put the hamper down. He opened it and took out a checked blanket and laid it on the ground.

Request : Russia x Reader - Russia's FlowersEmmy rushed up to you, a little breathless. She was someone who worked at your house, because you were a small country and your boss insisted you have someone to help you with the house workRequest : Russia x Reader - Russia's Flowers in Romance More Like This
"R-Russia's here" Emmy said, nervous
You looked at her with a strange glance. Emmy had mentioned him before several times ... apparently, he was like a big brother to her, but she said he could get scary at times. She didn't know that you had a big crush on him. He was always very kind to you ... but he scared anyone who threatened to hurt you or claim you as their own
"Well? Let him in!" You said
Emmy nodded, rushing over to the front door and she op

Japan x Reader - Italy's PartyA pair of dark eyes met yours from across the room. They belonged to the very handsome face of Italy's friend, Japan. For once, you had been happy to be invited to one of Italy's parties. Then you realised that Japan was walking towards you. Your heart began to race as he stood before you with a little smileJapan x Reader - Italy's Party in Romance More Like This
"Konnichiwa, you must be (Name), I have heard so much about you" He said
"Uh ... hello ..." You said, your face burning
He looked at you confused
"Are you alright? Your face is red" He said
That comment almost made you go even more red in the face. Suddenly, Italy appeared out of nowhere and hugged you
"Ciao, (Name)!" He cheered
It

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You sat on Yao's porch, staring at the stars ... just like you used to do with Yao. He had been gone for some time now ... in fact, he missed the birth of his children ... you had given birth to twins, who were asleep in your arms ... a boy and a girl. You had not yet chosen names, because you hoped that Yao would come home soon so you could do it together
"Yao ... please come home ..." You breathed
Suddenly, something familiar appeared ... a meteor shower. It made you smile ...
Could this be a sign? You thought hopefully
You heard a rustling in the bushes and you stood up with a big smile on your face
"Yao!" You breathed
A blonde haire

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"Y-you what? What are you saying?" You said
"I called your name when he hit me. What did you think I meant?" He said, raising an eyebrow
Your face went red and he looked disgusted
"You have a filthy mind. He wanted me to scream for him to stop ... but instead, I called for help. He violates me only during "Become One with Russia Time" ... which is soon" He said, frowning
"I don't understand" You said
"He rapes me everyday at 5 o'clock. He used to do the same thing to Estonia and Lithuania. Latvia just got a good beating" He said, sighing
You gasped and tears came to your eyes. He just looked at the floor in shame
"He threatened to kill

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Yao woke up the next morning, shaking madly. He had just woken from a nightmare in which he returned home to find you dead ... he was sweating and he was frightened
(Name) ... please ... please be safe ... He thought desperately
He heard a groaning and he sighed as he looked at Russia, who had insisted that they share a bed. Yao wanted nothing more than to go home with you ... but he couldn't. His land was almost completely gone, and he had no choice but to be an underling to the countries that owned parts of his country
On that night ... I wished that I-
His thought was interrupted by Russia's sleepy groaning as he turned over. Yao got o

Fem!Russia x China - Stand My GroundAnya was out in her garden, kicking the snow beneath her feet. She wanted to take her mild disappointment out on something ... she had been told by Yao's boss that he had gone out somewhere, and had not yet returned. She found this quite odd, as she liked spending time with Yao, and as far as she knew, he liked spending time with her as well. She blushed as she remembered his smile ... his brown eyes ... his skinny, yet wonderful body. Yes, she loved him ... to death. Unfortunately for her, her brother Nikolai was terribly jealous and vowed to make her see that he was far superior to Yao in every way. But Anya refused to co-operate, simply beFem!Russia x China - Stand My Ground in Drama More Like This

America x Reader - Rescue MissionYou woke up in a cold dark room, tied to a chair. You were embarrassed because you had gotten captured, but you were also frightened because you were somewhere you didn't recognise ... the lack of light in the room wasn't helping. The thing that bothered you the most was that the last thing you remembered was trying to keep up with your hyper-active best friend, America. Sure, he was loud and kind of obnoxious at times, but he was special to you ... you sighed as you recalled how you first met ...America x Reader - Rescue Mission in Romance More Like This
You were playing football (or soccer, as America calls it) with England, which always made you laugh because he was a grown man. The ball rolled i

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"Dude! I can't believe the zoo is closed!"
You looked down, a little upset. You very rarely got to spend time with Alfred and the one day you were able to, the activity he chose for you both was unavailable. You were standing outside the zoo gates with him, staring at the "CLOSED" sign
"It's alright, Alfred ... I don't mind. I'll just go home" You said
He hugged you tightly and you let a small surprised squeal. His hugs were always super tight, like being squeezed in a vice ... but this time, it was gentle ... caring ... and warm
"But ... I wanna spend the day with you" He said, sounding crushed
You smiled. Sometimes he could be so cute

Request : America x Reader - SaviourYou awoke to the sight of your saviour's eyes. You recognised those beautiful eyes ... they belonged to Alfred, the best friend you had. He looked at you with a smile. He picked you up and held you close, shedding tearsRequest : America x Reader - Saviour in Drama More Like This
"Thank goodness ..." He breathed
It was then that you realised that you were in his house, lying on the sofa/couch
"What happened?" You asked
"Your house caught fire and I saved you!" He said, smiling
"Wh-what? Since when did you become a fireman?" You asked
He gave you a blank look for a moment, which turned into his famous goofy grin
"I'm not, I just saved you. They shouted at me for putting my own life at risk, but I