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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. Webber is pleased to present to you,
His nice treat of the evening,
A pretty little solo by Christine Daae,
The most adorably stupid female lead of this age.
But first, for those of you,
Whose taste is a little more
The former ballet dancer turn stripper,
The most butchered character in the musical,
The mentally unstable
I took a little trip to London, England,
I love Sierra..oh and Ramin too,
I simply couldn't see, why all the Phans refused to squee,
So stupidly I simply thought Poo-Poo,
But when at last I got into theater,
And found my little seat in which I sat,
I found myself estranged,
All the characters had changed,
And I wanted to hit Lloyd Webber with a bat!
And then, OYYYYY
Bathing Beauty,TAKE A LISTEN TO IT!
Bathing Beauty, Oh my god,
Bathing Beauty, undressing now!
Such a travesty, Such a mess,
Bathing Beauty, needs to go.