XS Speaks: I am the 88XS Speaks: I am the 88 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
CARS CAN'T DRIVE THEMSELVES!
Of course, I'm not technically a car, either. I'm a sentient supercomputer stuck in a car's body, outfitted with enough weaponry to take down a jet fighter, equipped with a processor capable of unraveling a maximum security encryption in a matter of seconds, and of course, the ability to jump from car to car. Meaning I can transfer all of my data from the #88 car to a Camaro or whatever whenever I want, and said car will become me until I transfer back to my original body: whichever car Junior's driving that week all the while staying within NASCAR's template limits. They suspect nothing. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if they found out what I really am!
What does it mean? It was the label slapped on my processor when I was first discovered. I had no name before that, anyway, so I just figured I'd stick with it. Junior calls me XS for short. I like it better that way. Feels more relaxed.
Yeah, I've been around for a while. Hum