TS: The trouble with Bart 1 Seymour Skinner sat at his desk across from one Bartholomew .J. Simpson, a fourteen-year-old blonde, blue-eyed trouble maker, who had just been sent in for the felony of "making a mockery of Ms. Krabapples class" and that term was used in the loosest sense of the manner, unlike principal Skinner Bart seemed to be in a chipper mood, no doubt proud of the terrors he had unleashed on the unsuspecting classTS: The trouble with Bart 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Bart Simpson, why must you torment me so?" Seymour asked hopelessly, not even expecting a proper answer
"Because I like our little chats" Bart replied with a grin
"Oh there's no doubt about that!" Principal Skinner exclaimed, the sarcasm heavy in his voice
"Seriously Seymour, how long has it been since we've had a heart to heart chat?"
"Why just yesterday you were sent to my office for gluing the entire class's gym shorts to the ceiling" Principal Skinner replied seriously
"Really!? It feels like much longer don't'cha think?"
"No I don't think!" Principal S
TS: the trouble with Bart 6Recap:TS: the trouble with Bart 6 in Humor More Like This
"Listen you!" Bart demanded grabbing Nelsons large wrists tightly and looking him squarely in the eyes " I'm not letting you go until you tell me why the hell you're avoiding me!"
Nelson frowned worriedly "i can't tell him" he thought to himself "it would ruin me, and our friendship" after two minutes of deep thought Nelson let out a noncommittal grunt. Bart slipped his hands from Nelson's wrists into Nelson's hands squeezing them anxiously
"Nelson please!" he pleaded leaning closer towards Nelson, How could Nelson resist that? how could he let Bart worry? he had to tell him! finally with some resolve he said it
"Bart, i love you"
many expressions ran across Bart's face upon hearing Nelsons confession : Shock, Confusion, Understanding/Acceptance and finally Disappointment and Disgust
"oh, so thats it" he looked away as he said it, letting go of Nelson's hand and taking steps back
"You know Nelson..." Millhouse suddenly appeared by Barts side
"... i already h