Leela To FryYou're an idiot,Leela To Fry in Fan Fiction More Like This
you never think twice,
you never think once!
You're immature and childish,
you can't do anything right,
and you're too slow to realize
any of this yourself.
I hate how you're always trying...
trying to "make" me love you.
I hate your pointy hair
and your stupid grin.
I hate that goddamn jacket,
you never wash the thing.
I hate the way you screw things up,
never sticking to plans.
I hate your stupid ignorance,
why don't you stop trying?
Why do you love me?
I don't like you.
Just stop trying.
It's getting annoying,
Don't you ever give up?
Your effort is futile.
I hate the way you say the wrong thing
at just the wrong time.
I hate the way you look at me,
please, just turn around.
I hate the way you act on impulse,
I can never judge your movement.
Don't try protecting me,
I can look after myself.
Why did you save my life?
I said I'd never "come around".
Stop it already!
I hate the way you never give up,
the way you always love me.
I hate the way you act s
All Dogs Go to HeavenI pushed myself too hard aheadAll Dogs Go to Heaven in Free Verse More Like This
I felt free from prison and joyful
Until I was murdered in my place
I soared swiftly to the heavens above
I found myself there eventually
Finding out the truth for the reason I was there
I felt a burning fire within me
As I was lusting for revenge
I turned life back, and fell back home
There was no turning back with the voices
Echoing from behind
I climbed out of my deathbed alive
Shaking cold and gasping for air
I avoided the voices following me from the dead
I was back home where I could start my goal
I encounter my friend, and others to use
Using for business, as I continue to seek revenge
I dealt with irony and dramatic moments
I practiced to be who I really wasn't to please others
The night I last dealt with my friend and a tool
Was the night that my life would eventually end,
I ran away to save another soul
It would be either sink or swim
I then fought my old friend's minions and
Tried to make myself strong
I was released free from my ropes with sup
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
Sabrina's Offline (Furry Body Swap TG)Sabrina's Offline (Furry Body Swap TG) in Sketches More Like This
I had never been a huge fan of online gaming, but whenever a game offers an online mode for free, I'm totally for it. To a certain extent, at least. Playing with people who don't even know how to play the game is bad, but playing with someone who's computer rig can barely play the game is even worse. That's the problem I being faced with at the moment, a person who was two of these things times one hundred. And now, I inhabit that person's body! I'll go ahead and start at the beginning. You see, I had recently joined a server that hosted the classic RuneScape from 2001. I hadn't played RuneScape version 1 in years! I needed a break from my constant body-swapping, and animal transformations.
It was just me in my own body, a bottle of Mountain Dew, a classic game, and a couple bags of skittles. Truly, I was a prince among men! It was good to be me again, sometimes I switch bodies so much that I lose track of who I really am: A gigantic nerd! Now was the time for the ultimate gaming sessi
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
MoexMaggie Her Wish Prt. 1MoexMaggie Her Wish Prt. 1 in Romance More Like This
"Dad, why are you taking me to Moe's again...?"
An 20 year old Maggie Simpson was being dragged down the street by her father, who was obviously excited to go down to the bar he regularly visited. It was Maggie's birthday, and Marge had told Homer to give her a present.
"Your finally old enough to drink, Maggie. I took Lisa and Bart here when they were your age." Homer said with a soft smile, though Maggie felt annoyed. It was just another excuse for him to go and get drunk.
Once they entered the pub, the smell of cheap cigarettes and beer filled the air around them. Maggie stifled a cough as Homer sat down, patting a seat beside him welcomingly.
Maggie took a quick glance around and saw mostly older men she saw once in a while when Homer had parties at the house... or when she was walking down the streets and ran into them.
"Hey, Homer. Who's the chick?" Lenny said as he and Carl walked over, looking at Maggie.
"...Hey! That chick is my daughter Maggie!" Homer narrow
You are the favoriteBart was looking out of the window, in his room, thinking:" I'm 11, and in eleven years of life, what have I done? Nothing, absolutely nothing!", in that moment Lisa entered in his room and she saw him in that state, again:-Bart? Bart!-You are the favorite in General Fiction More Like This
-what is, Lisa?-
-Bart, mom needs us a moment, he gotta help her with Maggie and Stewie, while dad is out, ok?-
-ok, Lisa- said Bart with a tired voice,
-again, what is, Lisa?-
-what have you done?-
-because it's something like a month or more that you seem sad, I don't know how to explain it better, though, but there's something wrong with you, please tell me, I can't support seeing you in a such state-
-Lisa it's nothing, I told you, now let's go downstairs, we have to help mom-
-Bart, if you wanna tell me something, I'm here, you can tell anything you wish, anytime, to me, all right?-
-all right, now let's go down-
Bart and Lisa learned down, and in that moment homer was closing the door:- bye Marge, bye kids! See you later!-