Zelda Top 10 prt 5Zelda Top 10 prt 5 in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Top 10 evil things Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
10: He made most Hylians vote themselves out of Hyrule on a reality show.
9: He rigged the Hyrulian elections by making Hylians count "chad" votes.
8: He stole candy from ALL Hylian babies. XDD
7: He gave all the Hylian school kids noogies, wedgies, took thier lunch money, and then hoisted them up the school's flag poll by their underwear. LMAO XD(that was hilariously evil.)
6: He brought Jerry Springer's talk show to Hyrule.
5: He formed the Hyrule Democratic Party.
4: He magically turned all the cool Guitar Hero songs into "oldies" sang by Alvin and the Chipmunks. XDDD
3: He made Hylians wear Spongebob clothes.(that was especially evil. XD)
2: He tortured Hylians by making them play the Virtual Boy until their eyes were burned out of their sockets.
And the Number 1 evil thing that Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
1: He made ALL of Hyrule play CD-i Zelda games and watch Barney the Purple
Zelda Top 10s prt 1Zelda Top 10s prt 1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Top 10 Reasons Link played an Ocarina:
10: He liked the sound it made.
9: He joined the Temple of Time chior.
8: It annoyed Navi when he played off-key. XDDD
7: Because horses respond better to high pitched sounds.
6: It caused abnormal growth in frogs(which Link thought was cool).
5: Because Nintendo paid him 1 million rupees.
4: Because Hylian chicks dig flute players.
3: He only had to learn a few notes.
2: He used it to win the Hyrule Idol competition.
And the #1 Reason:
There wasnt any more room for his Guitar Hero and Rock Band set. LoL. XDD
Zelda JokeZelda Joke in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zelda: I wonder what happened to Link?
Midna: Ohh, he rode off on Epona to clear his head.
Zelda: Do ya know when he'll be back?
Midna: I guess when his head is empty.
*both Zelda and Midna laugh*
In Soviet Mushroom KingdomThis is TomZoners idea, but he wanted me to do a "In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom" joke list(this should get a helluva lot of jokes. XD)In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom in Fan Fiction More Like This
In Soviet Mushromm Kingdom:
(All by TomZoner)
Mushrooms eat you.
Yoshi rides on you.
Princess Peach kidnaps Bowser.
Mario's in Luigi's shadow.
F.L.U.D.D. cleans Isle Delfino with you.
Thank you, Princess! But our Mario is in another castle!
Luigi call Yoshi 'Mama'!
In Soviet dA XDDIm doing a "In Soviet dA" joke list. I got the idea from Chaomaster's comment in his shoutbox.In Soviet dA XDD in Fan Fiction More Like This
In Soviet dA:
-accounts open you.
-art faves you.
-points and llamas give you.
-deviants ban admins. YEEESSSS! XD
-plz accounts spam you.
-you spam trolls. LoL
-groups convert you. LAWL
-folders open you.
-art uploads you.
-comments post you.
-journals write you.
-Shoutbox shouts in you!(chaomaster)
-groups join you!(That canadian tiger)
-Mudkipz liek you!(That canadian tiger)
-Art collects you! (chaomaster)
-Daily Deviation suggests you! (chaomaster)
-Note sends you! (chaomaster)
TOURNAMENT OF SHAME 4TOURNAMENT OF SHAME 4 in Humor More Like This
Hyrule-man's BAD VIDEOGAME TOURNAMENT OF SHAME 4th Edition
This fourth tournament is for humor, silliness, and bashing videogames that suck. This time the tournament is an unlimited suck class. Instead of 4 games from one console, it will be teams of games from various consoles. The representitive games will be chosen randomly and the teams will enter the Arena of Suckiness in which the teams and their games will suck it out until only the suckiest are left sucking. And may the WORST games win.*smakd* XD
Friday the 13th-NES
Havest Moon: A wonderful life-NGC(donated by tara-toons)
Shenmue-Dreamcast(donated by secretsheik)
-Zelda's Adventure opens up to an FMV scene where some white-haired guy in a costume that looks like it was found in a dumpster behind Chuck Cheese is telling you to save Link, but the only good part about this garbage is that it ditches the abominable side-scrolling format of Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon, and harkens back to the orig
LoLzy Sonic ParodySonic, Knuckles, and Tails are at a bar. Sonic and Tails are drinking bottles of Moebius Lite, but Knuckles is drinking a generic lite beer.LoLzy Sonic Parody in Humor More Like This
Sonic: Why arent you drinking Moebius Lite?
Knuckles: What? I thought Id just have an ordinary lite beer.
Sonic: But Moebius Lite has more taste.
Knuckles: Nah. Im good with this.
Sonic: Well Knuckles, that's the second un-manly thing youve done today.
Knuckles: Really? What was the first?
*flashback to Sonic and Tails over-hearing Knuckles singing "Barbie Girl" in the shower*
Knuckles: Yes, I guess that was very un-manly. I'll have a Moebius Lite.
Sonic: hey Tails, what are ya watching?
Tails: A YouTube video of Knuckles singing in the shower.
In Soviet HyruleIn Soviet Hyrule in Humor More Like This
In Soviet Hyrule,
-Ganondorf stabs you.
-Epona rides you.
-Train drives you.
-Triforce wears you on its hand.
-Zelda saves you.
-You ride Midna.
-You annoy Navi.
-Wolf becomes you.
-Midna is your "slave".
-You throw Gerudo guard into dungeon.
-You teach Hero's Shade new skill.
-People do worthless favors for you.
-You scream at Redeads.
-Song of time plays you.
-Aryll finds you.
-Chest opens you.
-Haiyet!, hiet!, heeeyat! says Link. XD
-Shopkeeper give you rupees.
-Ganondorf stabs Link with the master sword.
-Forest sets him on fire.
-Zant controls him
-Zelda possesses and kidnaps him.
-The sacred realm is inside of him.
-You heal the Great Fairies.
-The Master Sword pulls you out of the Pedestal of Time. (rofl)
-Jabu-Jabu goes inside your belly. LMAO
-Ruto calls you "considerate". XD
-The water in Zora's Domain flows up-stream and up the waterfall.
-Poes, bugs, and fairies put you in a bottle.
-You give milk to cows. LMAO
-The Hyrulian Guards sneak past you. LoLz
-The Happy Masks wear
Top 10s Greatest-2Top 10s Greatest-2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is the list of the top 10 Greatest "Commercial License" games of all time. Bare in mind, this wasnt an easy list to make as 99% of all commercial license games are either average at best or suck at worst. However, I think I have compiled an accurate list of the Top 10 Greatest Commercial License games of all time.
The number 10 greatest commercial license game of all time is.... Disney's Aladdin(SNES/Genesis). Remember the days when Disney based Jump & Run still were a unique and enjoyable experience that could almost compete with the upper class consisting of milestones like the Super Mario Bros./World series, Donkey Kong Country or Sonic the Hedgehog. Well, "almost", but nevertheless, there really was a time when there were lots of games with a Disney license that were worth buying (nowadays, only Kingdom Hearts is left as a Disney based franchise worth of being purchased), and Disneys Aladdin for the SNES is one of them. While this version has been developed by Capcom, the equa
Zelda Top 10s prt 3Zelda Top 10s prt 3 in Humor More Like This
Top 10 reasons Link rode a horse.
10: He tried riding cuccos, but kept on squishing them. (laughs out loud)
9: He tried riding the Owl from Death Mountain, but it kept on taking him to Impa's house.
8: He tried riding Princess Ruto(*ROFL*) but we all know fish cant swim on land.
7: He did a paper route on the side.
6: He delivered Hylian Pizza in 30 minutes or less.
5: Because manly men rode horses.
4: Because it sure beat walking everywhere.
3: He wanted to beat the strange man with the bunny ears in a race.
2: He got a great deal on horse shoes at the Lon Lon Ranch.
And the #1 reason:
It saved him a bunch of money on his car insurance.
Random Musings...When the wind blows, and when water flows,Random Musings... in Free Verse More Like This
The days pass by as we live with the highs and suffer the lows.
Time in the essence, the joy of the presence, meek is the innocence,
Our naivety is our undoing, but, to us, does it make sense?
Growing older, our universal truth, is our common fate.
We try to ignore time as we persist, but no matter, time's passage always exists.
Prideful and no courtesy to others because our time is so short.
A means to an end is the excuse, don't take my word for it. The world's the proof.
Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009)OPENING SCENE -- BART IS ALONE IN THE MORGUE ADDRESSING THE CAMERA.Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009) in Comedy More Like This
"ahem"...Since my father and sister decided to play a prank on me, I've decided to get even--*I* was the one who got Homer's spinoff canceled! How? Let's just say I have a lot more power at Fox than Homer will ever have! (laughs evily) Now, it's time for the pilot episode, of MY spinoff...heh, heh, heh...
THE TITLE "Morgue and Mindy" HAS A LINE THROUGH IT AND WE SEE THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHORT IN FLAMING LETTERS WHICH READS: "King of the Hell".
THE FAMILY IS SEATED ON THE COUCH AND EVERYONE, BESIDES LISA, IS ENJOYING SOME FRIED CHICKEN WHILE WATCHING TV.
CUT TO TV SCREEN WHERE A SLUTTY, `20YR OLD IS DRESSED IN A PINK HALTER TOP AND "GREEN DAISY DUKES" STYLE SHORTS.
Mom, I've only been with four guys and I'm not even a junior yet in high school! I'm practically a virgin!
Viki, never underestimate the power of positive thinking! And besides, prom is coming up, so don't forget those boxes of condoms. I'm
Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic)BEGIN ACT 2.Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic) in Comedy More Like This
SCENE: The Morgue.
HOMER IS AGAIN FACING THE CAMERA, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS VERY UPSET LOOK ON HIS FACE.
It appears my spinoff has been cancelled even before it was suppose to air after our wonderful Halloween special. The bastards at 20th Century Fox really have their heads up their--
HOMER IS INTERUPTED BY A TEST-PATTERN SCREEN AND A CONTINUED 'EEEEEEEE' SOUND WHEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS LEAVING LISA TO ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE.
Well, Fox would like to apologize for my Father's behvavior. In the meantime, it's my turn to shine in our next story...starring me, Lisa Simpson (under her breath) who should get her own show.
ANOTHER TEST PATTER APPEARS, BUT THIS ONE IS RIDDLED WITH STATIC AND A MESSED UP HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT. SUDDENLY IT GOES TO BLACK AND IS REPLACED WITH A SIMPSONIZED VERSION OF JIGSAW FROM THE MOVIE "SAW". THE TITLE "SEE SAW" APPEAR.
CUT TO KEARNY AS HE'S LYING ON HIS BACK. HIS ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED TO THE CORNERS OF A LARGE METAL TABLE MAKING L
The Simpsons: Evolution prologue"The Simpsons: Evolution" Prologue.The Simpsons: Evolution prologue in Comedy More Like This
Before we begin, for many people who have been aware of my spin off "Maggie and Eric" it should be noted my goal in the M&E universe was to show the Simpsons's family--with Homer and Marge still the primary parents--barely more than a decade beyond the scope of the original Simpson series. Beyond that, the most substantial addition to Springfield, obviously, was Eric Simpson, the child that proved Homer wasn't as sterile as he hoped and with Bart and Lisa just old enough to be out in the world, M&E was series that represented the state of constant change. Featuring Homer and Marge in their late 40's; Bart and Lisa in their early 20's; and Maggie and Eric in the early teen/pre-teen phase, M&E was about being at the turning points of each specific generation. It was a tale of life on the edge of 'tomorrow.'
And now that time has passed. Twenty-four years after the OS, the Simpsons's family lives are all new, again.
1Season 1, ep 01: "Evolution"1 in Comedy More Like This
Friday morning: 5:33 a.m.
As Bart awakens to his 3 kids jumping up and down on him, he wearily gets out of bed and gets ready for another crappy day at the KBXL business office; Lisa wakes up in her tiny studio apartment with her man of the evening beside her in bed; Maggie and her husband Milhouse are already on at 5:45 hosting their workout/talk show "Springfield Fit Club" (Rule number one about Fit Club--it's okay to talk about FIT CLUB!) ; Eric's still sleeping as Felecia brings him breakfast in bed but half-ignores her as she sets the bed tray down next to him.
Bart arrives at work with his ID badge which reads "Bart Simpson: Assistant Director of Programming" and proceeds to be hounded by his 20yr old d-bag boss, Ivan (aka Ivan the Unbearable). Wearily, he goes about his day by sorting out corporate's emails when a stumbles upon a request for a job opening in Capital City, but Ivan warns him the job has already been filled, but Bart
What Binds Us?What Binds Us?What Binds Us? in Concrete Poetry More Like This
What binds us?
Is it glue in our souls?
Is it the push to move forward?
Is it the the weight of the world?
The world we cannot control,
Yet the one that controls us?
Is it love?
Is it lust?
Is it loyalty?
Or, is it trust?
Is it attraction?
Is it repulsion?
Conflict that divides us
Only to unite us?
The love of money
Or, the love chance?
The love of god?
Or, the joy of ignorance?
Serendipitousness, delightfulness, compromises the wholesomeness
In which is, or may be, the core of atractiveness.
Internal to external, soft to hard, hard to soft,
Like feathers, grinding, binding, winding, intertwining
With joyful prose, conducting, prodcuting, love,...simple love.
From above? Below? Could be, I don't know.
Or, is it love?
Pure like a dove?
Soft and tranquil or hard to be respectful?
Is attractivness, needy? Greedy? Possibly even Seedy?
But to know attractivness
Is to court restlessness,
No control leads to foolishness.
Foolishness, leads to loneliness.
2EPISODE 2: "Unfullfilled Circle"2 in Comedy More Like This
The episode begins where we see a nervous Lisa, Maggie and Milhouse talking to two police officers regarding the disappearance of Hattie Simpson (Bart’s Daughter) and Aaron Van Houten (Maggie’s son). The scene cuts to Hattie and Aaron as they’re sitting at a park outside of large tent where a few dozen photographers are positioned by a makeshift fashion runway as women and men stroll by.
Felecia, who is taking pictures of Eric, is snapping photographs of her husband as he’s modeling a business suit when her cellphone buzzes with an amber alert. Letting out a gasp, she reads it’s Hattie and Aaron who are missing and runs up onto the runaway to get grab Eric’s arm and drags him off into the crowd. Annoyed, Eric listens as Felecia shows him the alert. Just a few yards away, Aaron and Hattie are trying to see the models when they notice Eric and Felecia depart the crowd. Excited, they run up
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1) in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2.The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2.The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2. in Comedy More Like This
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE PRESSSSSSSENNNNNT!!!!!
Greetings! Now that we've passed the stage of glowing nostalgia of "Maggie and Eric", we now will enter the lives of the "Middle Generation." As M&E was the world of the characters on the cusp of change, "Evolution" is story of the characters's established selves...
BART SIMPSON, AGE 34.
Bart, the one-time bad boy of the Simpson kids, grew up and found his calling in radio as a DJ for the KBXL Morning Show. Paired with Jessica Lovejoy, he was in the running for the top spot in Springfield's radio wars for nearly 9 years before being promoted to assistant director of programming, unfortunetly, he's now the lackey to his old boss's nephew, Kyle, who is 11 years younger and treats Bart like crap.
Outside of work, Bart married his one-time nemesis Gina Vendetti and has three children: Corvus, Hattie, and Cashel, whom on the outside appears to be a happy
My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics)My Heart needs a Tailor.My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics) in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Oh, so you left me, you hung me out to dry.
My heart was bleeding, kept asking myself "why"
So, I was about to let it go, till I heard about our romance...
ON THE RADIO!!!
Yeah, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor, it's what the #*$*$ I just said.
You made three CD's about romance that's all gone to hell.
You're too much of redneck to know when to kiss and not tell...
After three months of dating, you told me about those other guys.
You acted like they were just ghosts from your distant, past lives.
Oh, there was Bobby and he was so rude,
you couldn't get over..how he left you for a dude.
Then there was Steven, oh sure loved his weed.
More than you is just how it seemed.
So it was his car that you joyfully key'd.
Oh, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor,it's what the #*#$ I just said.
You've made mint off selling your stories your ex's had left
A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic storyIt was a sunny day and the wind was cool and slow making a peaceful sound as a leafs blew around Mumbo's Mountain and then a strange glow appeared around the Warp Pad and then all of a sudden a Bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack holding a orange loud-mouthed Breegul.A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic story in Fan Fiction More Like This
Banjo : Well isn't this a nice day today?
Kazooie : (Sarcasm) Yeah it's a great day to relax I hope the Bull isn't going to chase us again like the last time it came around the fields.
Banjo : Aww Kazooie don't get your feathers in a twist were only visiting Mumbo because he said he wanted to show us something.
Kazooie : I bet you 5 Jiggy pieces that he is going to turn us into a Washing Machine again!
Banjo and Kazooie walk up the hill and pass by the Termite hill and they see a golden ring on the floor.
Banjo : What's this? A golden circle?
Kazooie : Jiggies? nah I'll bet Goggle Boy is making something stupid again like that Ice Key or those Eggs.
Banjo : Wierd isn't it? I'll hold onto this and let's see what Mu
Given the ChancesThunder Crash: Given the Chances.Given the Chances in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A story by GlitchyProductions.
[This does not count towards to the actual comic, but I think it serves as a small part of the story.]
I was given the chances a long time ago, I don't even know my real family and I was told that I was abandoned by my parents and taken into care by the Thunder Crash, I didn't understand my childhood as I don't really quite remember what they said about me being little. But I think it was very important.
"ROSY!, HEY ROSY!" Sonic shouted. Sonic run up to Rosy whom was sitting on a small wooden bench and looking up at the sky. "Rosy?, are you there? HEELLLOOO!?" Sonic put his hand right in front of Rosy's face and waved it to try and get her attention but it didn't work. "Rosy? are you even listening to me?" Rosy blinked and slowly looked down and saw Sonic standing right in front of her whom was looking pretty angry. "I'm sorry Mr.Hedgehog! ... did you say something? I was thinking of what the clouds are made of.
A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic StoryPT2It was getting darker and Mumbo started to create a small campfire and then when it got fully dark and bottom and of the mountain got dakrer and then the sun closed on the Mountain and then the fire started to glow around the campfire and then everyone started to have a little bit of fun and Mumbo got all the food for the campfire.A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic StoryPT2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mumbo : Is everyone happy with their Marshmellows and their gruns and stuff?
Banjo : Yeah everything is okay.
Kazooie : Yeah... I'm okay just enjoying looking at the stars.
Sonic : I'm tired and I mean really tired!
Tail's : Yep I'm just relaxing and looking at the skies.
Amy : My dress got ripped because of that stupid skull!
Mumbo : Sorry Amy my skull is a little bit jagged.
Mumbo get's up and gets some more food from the stock house where all the food is being kept and then he got a big and juicy steak and then rested it on the fire and let it cook for a couple of minutes.
Mumbo : Steak is great it's very delicious it has great taste.
Banjo : I'm not a me
Memory and BatteriesChapter 1 - Losing the Past and PresentMemory and Batteries in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sonic : Tail's watch out!!!
Tail's : Where are they coming from!?
Sonic : Amy pull the switch now!
Amy pulls the switch and a huge pile of rubble falls from the ceiling and then it lands on a small group of Combine Soldiers.
Sonic : Woohoo!
Amy : Sonic we did great! you too Tail's! ... Tail's?
Tail's was in the arms of a Combine Soldier when the Soldier got a Magnum out and pointed it at Tail's head.
Soldier #1 : Put your weapons down you are all arrested
Another Soldier appeared and was holding a SMG.
Soldier #2 : No matter what you do Hedgehog you will never beat us even when you think you have won and we can do the worst to you when you are in
Nova Prospekt so show me your hands or the Fox gets a endless sleep with blood on him.
Tail's : D-do what he says Sonic!
Sonic and Amy up their hands both in the air but Sonic only put up one hand and is holding a Pistol in the other.
Soldier #1 : I said both Hedgehog!
Sonic shoots the second soldier whi
The Red MistYou must never open it, said my brother. Promise me youll never open it.The Red Mist in Fantasy More Like This
I took the box and nodded. I was five years old at that time; I didnt know the burden of what my brother had placed upon me. He hugged me and flung himself on his horse. I never saw him again. The box was stored under my bed until even I forgot about it.
After my brother left, everything changed. I couldnt concentrate in lessons. I couldnt remember things Id been taught yesterday. I would stare out the window, paying no attention to whoever was speaking. My parents lost faith in me. I went to live with a family of farmers. I enjoyed their lifestyle of hard work so my real parents visits grew rare and stopped coming. This didnt bother me. The people I lived with were my real family. This was my life, until my fifteenth birthday.
Tamaki! Come inside! Parcel for you! I straightened up, rubbing my back. I took off across the hard ground, my
45 minutes of hell45 minutes of hell in Short Stories More Like This
I run into the classroom, breathing hard. Im late. Everyone turns to look at me and I suppress a groan of despair. There are no tables, or even spare chairs left. Suddenly, I realise the teacher is talking to me. I try to concentrate on what she is saying. Not good enough late again why? I realise she wants me to respond. I try to remember what she asked me, but I cant. I give her a confused smile and shake my head. I dunno miss, I say apologetically. She grunts and points to the door of the classroom. I go outside and she shoves a chair in my direction. I carry it into the room and look around in despair. Everyone is staring at me. I look at my friend. She shrugs and mouths Sorry! in my direction. Shes sitting with her other friend. I consider going to sit with them, but the back row of desks is too close to the wall. I could carry the chair above my head, but if it fell, it would kill someone. Not that that would be a pr
pictures of childhood CH 1 ****Birth****pictures of childhood CH 1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
An Orange echinda and a black fox were going to the hospital as fast as they can. "OW! Please hurry!!!" The echinda screamed. " I'm hurrying as fast as I can, Tikal!" The black fox told her. As Tikal cried from pain, The two made it to the hospital. "We need to the the doctor now!!" The fox said to the small chao, "She's giving birth!"
The group of chao ran to pick Tikal and put her on the moving bench. "Alright, this is going to take an hour." Said one chao, "You don't have to worry." The group ran to room 15, leaving the fox behind.
Minutes passed, the fox couldn't read or do anything when he's hearing Tikal's screams of pain of the chao saying, "it's almost there, Miss Prower. Just one more push!"
Stupid Stories: Croc The MovieStupid Stories: Croc The Movie in Short Stories More Like This
Story created some time in 2002
A Buena Vista and Walt Disney Pictures release
Pixel Pictures and 20th Century Fox present a Pixar Animation Studios film
"The Adventures of Croc"
Once upon a time there was a little crocodile named Croc and all his Gobbos and he lived in his new house on the beach with his parents too. One day, Dantinis came. All the Gobbos were frightened. One of the Dantinis, Baron Dante, said "I'll teach you a lesson!! A bad lesson!!" Just because he had speech with double exclamation marks. After they saw the Dantinis, someone knocked at the door. It was inventor Gobbo. He said "I've got my latest invention" and he showed his invention to Croc, his parents and the Gobbos. One of the Gobbos went in it then another one then another one and Croc and then his Mummy and then his Dad and the speech machine made them speak English! They said "Hey, you spoke!" So they ha
More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
I Was FirstI Was First in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: This is initially an old poem I wrote for a friend.
Edit: No huge changes, except for the Artist's Comments section, since I see some of my newer deviants like this poem and...it tickles me because this poem sucks compared to my other ones.
""I remember how small Earth looked from the window
I remember how I was supposed to remember you were a foe
...But do you remember how sad you looked?
Did you know all of the courage it took?
It took everything within me to walk up and beg,
For I begged until my eyes were puffy and red
...I couldn't understand why you spoke so softly to me,
You didn't threaten me with "beware"
You were just too full of despair...
So you stood there, listening to my commentary
While I was wailing like a Banshee for you to believe
That humans don't deserve to die,
You need to give everyone a chance to fulfill what they have inside:
But good God, did your calmness make me nervo
Amy's Healing....~Living, Healing, Growing........Fresh~Amy's Healing.... in General Fiction More Like This
I Looked around my room for warmth and comfort...to help me stop crying and thinking about him..But he never seemed to have wanted to hurt me like this in anyway..Not ever.
I just wanted to talk to him about all this pain and sadness...But he is the one, after all, to have caused this miserable feeling to occure to my once cheerful soul..
'How could he do this to me...' I thought.....I thought he loved me, but if he truley did as he stated "I'm eturnally yours madly and truley forever'' when he gave that rose as pink as a sea shell
a child finds by the shore line, I knew that this was no joke...But that he was dead serious about his feelings. And when his deep olive eyes glimmered and reflected the moon perfectly...I flew.
I guess that's why this fall hurts soo much!
I sighed to thought of him never looking at me like there was no tommorow ahead for us and like every nite was a romantic novle. I tried to be str