Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic)BEGIN ACT 2.Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic) in Comedy More Like This
SCENE: The Morgue.
HOMER IS AGAIN FACING THE CAMERA, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS VERY UPSET LOOK ON HIS FACE.
It appears my spinoff has been cancelled even before it was suppose to air after our wonderful Halloween special. The bastards at 20th Century Fox really have their heads up their--
HOMER IS INTERUPTED BY A TEST-PATTERN SCREEN AND A CONTINUED 'EEEEEEEE' SOUND WHEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS LEAVING LISA TO ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE.
Well, Fox would like to apologize for my Father's behvavior. In the meantime, it's my turn to shine in our next story...starring me, Lisa Simpson (under her breath) who should get her own show.
ANOTHER TEST PATTER APPEARS, BUT THIS ONE IS RIDDLED WITH STATIC AND A MESSED UP HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT. SUDDENLY IT GOES TO BLACK AND IS REPLACED WITH A SIMPSONIZED VERSION OF JIGSAW FROM THE MOVIE "SAW". THE TITLE "SEE SAW" APPEAR.
CUT TO KEARNY AS HE'S LYING ON HIS BACK. HIS ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED TO THE CORNERS OF A LARGE METAL TABLE MAKING L
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"ahem"...Since my father and sister decided to play a prank on me, I've decided to get even--*I* was the one who got Homer's spinoff canceled! How? Let's just say I have a lot more power at Fox than Homer will ever have! (laughs evily) Now, it's time for the pilot episode, of MY spinoff...heh, heh, heh...
THE TITLE "Morgue and Mindy" HAS A LINE THROUGH IT AND WE SEE THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHORT IN FLAMING LETTERS WHICH READS: "King of the Hell".
THE FAMILY IS SEATED ON THE COUCH AND EVERYONE, BESIDES LISA, IS ENJOYING SOME FRIED CHICKEN WHILE WATCHING TV.
CUT TO TV SCREEN WHERE A SLUTTY, `20YR OLD IS DRESSED IN A PINK HALTER TOP AND "GREEN DAISY DUKES" STYLE SHORTS.
Mom, I've only been with four guys and I'm not even a junior yet in high school! I'm practically a virgin!
Viki, never underestimate the power of positive thinking! And besides, prom is coming up, so don't forget those boxes of condoms. I'm
The Simpsons: Evolution prologue"The Simpsons: Evolution" Prologue.The Simpsons: Evolution prologue in Comedy More Like This
Before we begin, for many people who have been aware of my spin off "Maggie and Eric" it should be noted my goal in the M&E universe was to show the Simpsons's family--with Homer and Marge still the primary parents--barely more than a decade beyond the scope of the original Simpson series. Beyond that, the most substantial addition to Springfield, obviously, was Eric Simpson, the child that proved Homer wasn't as sterile as he hoped and with Bart and Lisa just old enough to be out in the world, M&E was series that represented the state of constant change. Featuring Homer and Marge in their late 40's; Bart and Lisa in their early 20's; and Maggie and Eric in the early teen/pre-teen phase, M&E was about being at the turning points of each specific generation. It was a tale of life on the edge of 'tomorrow.'
And now that time has passed. Twenty-four years after the OS, the Simpsons's family lives are all new, again.
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The episode begins where we see a nervous Lisa, Maggie and Milhouse talking to two police officers regarding the disappearance of Hattie Simpson (Bart’s Daughter) and Aaron Van Houten (Maggie’s son). The scene cuts to Hattie and Aaron as they’re sitting at a park outside of large tent where a few dozen photographers are positioned by a makeshift fashion runway as women and men stroll by.
Felecia, who is taking pictures of Eric, is snapping photographs of her husband as he’s modeling a business suit when her cellphone buzzes with an amber alert. Letting out a gasp, she reads it’s Hattie and Aaron who are missing and runs up onto the runaway to get grab Eric’s arm and drags him off into the crowd. Annoyed, Eric listens as Felecia shows him the alert. Just a few yards away, Aaron and Hattie are trying to see the models when they notice Eric and Felecia depart the crowd. Excited, they run up
My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics)My Heart needs a Tailor.My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics) in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Oh, so you left me, you hung me out to dry.
My heart was bleeding, kept asking myself "why"
So, I was about to let it go, till I heard about our romance...
ON THE RADIO!!!
Yeah, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor, it's what the #*$*$ I just said.
You made three CD's about romance that's all gone to hell.
You're too much of redneck to know when to kiss and not tell...
After three months of dating, you told me about those other guys.
You acted like they were just ghosts from your distant, past lives.
Oh, there was Bobby and he was so rude,
you couldn't get over..how he left you for a dude.
Then there was Steven, oh sure loved his weed.
More than you is just how it seemed.
So it was his car that you joyfully key'd.
Oh, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor,it's what the #*#$ I just said.
You've made mint off selling your stories your ex's had left
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This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
My HeartMy heart,My Heart in Free Verse More Like This
It's like a lone-wolf living in the desert.
Living in seclusion, only coming out at night,
As the rest of the world sleeps.
Howling at a three-quarters moon, blanketed in the purple nighttime sky,
The howl travels, echos and fades into the night.
It is but the only sound,
Even the insects seem quiet tonight.
Again, and again, the howl repeats,
Filling the canyons with a solemn dirge
To some, the sound is scary, the encroaching death.
To others, it's a sound of camaraderie, respect.
Like the wolf, the heart seeks belonging, it's place.
So, the wolf, like the heart cries out one last time.
But for me, no one answers back.
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What binds us?
Is it glue in our souls?
Is it the push to move forward?
Is it the the weight of the world?
The world we cannot control,
Yet the one that controls us?
Is it love?
Is it lust?
Is it loyalty?
Or, is it trust?
Is it attraction?
Is it repulsion?
Conflict that divides us
Only to unite us?
The love of money
Or, the love chance?
The love of god?
Or, the joy of ignorance?
Serendipitousness, delightfulness, compromises the wholesomeness
In which is, or may be, the core of atractiveness.
Internal to external, soft to hard, hard to soft,
Like feathers, grinding, binding, winding, intertwining
With joyful prose, conducting, prodcuting, love,...simple love.
From above? Below? Could be, I don't know.
Or, is it love?
Pure like a dove?
Soft and tranquil or hard to be respectful?
Is attractivness, needy? Greedy? Possibly even Seedy?
But to know attractivness
Is to court restlessness,
No control leads to foolishness.
Foolishness, leads to loneliness.
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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE PRESSSSSSSENNNNNT!!!!!
Greetings! Now that we've passed the stage of glowing nostalgia of "Maggie and Eric", we now will enter the lives of the "Middle Generation." As M&E was the world of the characters on the cusp of change, "Evolution" is story of the characters's established selves...
BART SIMPSON, AGE 34.
Bart, the one-time bad boy of the Simpson kids, grew up and found his calling in radio as a DJ for the KBXL Morning Show. Paired with Jessica Lovejoy, he was in the running for the top spot in Springfield's radio wars for nearly 9 years before being promoted to assistant director of programming, unfortunetly, he's now the lackey to his old boss's nephew, Kyle, who is 11 years younger and treats Bart like crap.
Outside of work, Bart married his one-time nemesis Gina Vendetti and has three children: Corvus, Hattie, and Cashel, whom on the outside appears to be a happy
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Friday morning: 5:33 a.m.
As Bart awakens to his 3 kids jumping up and down on him, he wearily gets out of bed and gets ready for another crappy day at the KBXL business office; Lisa wakes up in her tiny studio apartment with her man of the evening beside her in bed; Maggie and her husband Milhouse are already on at 5:45 hosting their workout/talk show "Springfield Fit Club" (Rule number one about Fit Club--it's okay to talk about FIT CLUB!) ; Eric's still sleeping as Felecia brings him breakfast in bed but half-ignores her as she sets the bed tray down next to him.
Bart arrives at work with his ID badge which reads "Bart Simpson: Assistant Director of Programming" and proceeds to be hounded by his 20yr old d-bag boss, Ivan (aka Ivan the Unbearable). Wearily, he goes about his day by sorting out corporate's emails when a stumbles upon a request for a job opening in Capital City, but Ivan warns him the job has already been filled, but Bart
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I took the box and nodded. I was five years old at that time; I didnt know the burden of what my brother had placed upon me. He hugged me and flung himself on his horse. I never saw him again. The box was stored under my bed until even I forgot about it.
After my brother left, everything changed. I couldnt concentrate in lessons. I couldnt remember things Id been taught yesterday. I would stare out the window, paying no attention to whoever was speaking. My parents lost faith in me. I went to live with a family of farmers. I enjoyed their lifestyle of hard work so my real parents visits grew rare and stopped coming. This didnt bother me. The people I lived with were my real family. This was my life, until my fifteenth birthday.
Tamaki! Come inside! Parcel for you! I straightened up, rubbing my back. I took off across the hard ground, my
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I run into the classroom, breathing hard. Im late. Everyone turns to look at me and I suppress a groan of despair. There are no tables, or even spare chairs left. Suddenly, I realise the teacher is talking to me. I try to concentrate on what she is saying. Not good enough late again why? I realise she wants me to respond. I try to remember what she asked me, but I cant. I give her a confused smile and shake my head. I dunno miss, I say apologetically. She grunts and points to the door of the classroom. I go outside and she shoves a chair in my direction. I carry it into the room and look around in despair. Everyone is staring at me. I look at my friend. She shrugs and mouths Sorry! in my direction. Shes sitting with her other friend. I consider going to sit with them, but the back row of desks is too close to the wall. I could carry the chair above my head, but if it fell, it would kill someone. Not that that would be a pr
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ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player: Squall, BGM: The Extreme)
SQUALL is now in a dark void after the battle, he arrives at Order's Sanctuary (Cosmos's Arena) where LAGUNA approaches him.
LAGUNA: Well done Squall, just the kind of work I'd expect from the commander of SeeD.
SQUALL: Thanks, that stuff you were talking about of love and friendship p
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