Random Musings...When the wind blows, and when water flows,Random Musings... in Free Verse More Like This
The days pass by as we live with the highs and suffer the lows.
Time in the essence, the joy of the presence, meek is the innocence,
Our naivety is our undoing, but, to us, does it make sense?
Growing older, our universal truth, is our common fate.
We try to ignore time as we persist, but no matter, time's passage always exists.
Prideful and no courtesy to others because our time is so short.
A means to an end is the excuse, don't take my word for it. The world's the proof.
What Binds Us?What Binds Us?What Binds Us? in Concrete Poetry More Like This
What binds us?
Is it glue in our souls?
Is it the push to move forward?
Is it the the weight of the world?
The world we cannot control,
Yet the one that controls us?
Is it love?
Is it lust?
Is it loyalty?
Or, is it trust?
Is it attraction?
Is it repulsion?
Conflict that divides us
Only to unite us?
The love of money
Or, the love chance?
The love of god?
Or, the joy of ignorance?
Serendipitousness, delightfulness, compromises the wholesomeness
In which is, or may be, the core of atractiveness.
Internal to external, soft to hard, hard to soft,
Like feathers, grinding, binding, winding, intertwining
With joyful prose, conducting, prodcuting, love,...simple love.
From above? Below? Could be, I don't know.
Or, is it love?
Pure like a dove?
Soft and tranquil or hard to be respectful?
Is attractivness, needy? Greedy? Possibly even Seedy?
But to know attractivness
Is to court restlessness,
No control leads to foolishness.
Foolishness, leads to loneliness.
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1) in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
1Season 1, ep 01: "Evolution"1 in Comedy More Like This
Friday morning: 5:33 a.m.
As Bart awakens to his 3 kids jumping up and down on him, he wearily gets out of bed and gets ready for another crappy day at the KBXL business office; Lisa wakes up in her tiny studio apartment with her man of the evening beside her in bed; Maggie and her husband Milhouse are already on at 5:45 hosting their workout/talk show "Springfield Fit Club" (Rule number one about Fit Club--it's okay to talk about FIT CLUB!) ; Eric's still sleeping as Felecia brings him breakfast in bed but half-ignores her as she sets the bed tray down next to him.
Bart arrives at work with his ID badge which reads "Bart Simpson: Assistant Director of Programming" and proceeds to be hounded by his 20yr old d-bag boss, Ivan (aka Ivan the Unbearable). Wearily, he goes about his day by sorting out corporate's emails when a stumbles upon a request for a job opening in Capital City, but Ivan warns him the job has already been filled, but Bart
2EPISODE 2: "Unfullfilled Circle"2 in Comedy More Like This
The episode begins where we see a nervous Lisa, Maggie and Milhouse talking to two police officers regarding the disappearance of Hattie Simpson (Bart’s Daughter) and Aaron Van Houten (Maggie’s son). The scene cuts to Hattie and Aaron as they’re sitting at a park outside of large tent where a few dozen photographers are positioned by a makeshift fashion runway as women and men stroll by.
Felecia, who is taking pictures of Eric, is snapping photographs of her husband as he’s modeling a business suit when her cellphone buzzes with an amber alert. Letting out a gasp, she reads it’s Hattie and Aaron who are missing and runs up onto the runaway to get grab Eric’s arm and drags him off into the crowd. Annoyed, Eric listens as Felecia shows him the alert. Just a few yards away, Aaron and Hattie are trying to see the models when they notice Eric and Felecia depart the crowd. Excited, they run up
Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic)BEGIN ACT 2.Tree House of Horror XX, ACT 2 (2009 fan fic) in Comedy More Like This
SCENE: The Morgue.
HOMER IS AGAIN FACING THE CAMERA, BUT THIS TIME HE HAS VERY UPSET LOOK ON HIS FACE.
It appears my spinoff has been cancelled even before it was suppose to air after our wonderful Halloween special. The bastards at 20th Century Fox really have their heads up their--
HOMER IS INTERUPTED BY A TEST-PATTERN SCREEN AND A CONTINUED 'EEEEEEEE' SOUND WHEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS LEAVING LISA TO ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE.
Well, Fox would like to apologize for my Father's behvavior. In the meantime, it's my turn to shine in our next story...starring me, Lisa Simpson (under her breath) who should get her own show.
ANOTHER TEST PATTER APPEARS, BUT THIS ONE IS RIDDLED WITH STATIC AND A MESSED UP HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT. SUDDENLY IT GOES TO BLACK AND IS REPLACED WITH A SIMPSONIZED VERSION OF JIGSAW FROM THE MOVIE "SAW". THE TITLE "SEE SAW" APPEAR.
CUT TO KEARNY AS HE'S LYING ON HIS BACK. HIS ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED TO THE CORNERS OF A LARGE METAL TABLE MAKING L
Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009)OPENING SCENE -- BART IS ALONE IN THE MORGUE ADDRESSING THE CAMERA.Tree House of Horror, ACT 3 (2009) in Comedy More Like This
"ahem"...Since my father and sister decided to play a prank on me, I've decided to get even--*I* was the one who got Homer's spinoff canceled! How? Let's just say I have a lot more power at Fox than Homer will ever have! (laughs evily) Now, it's time for the pilot episode, of MY spinoff...heh, heh, heh...
THE TITLE "Morgue and Mindy" HAS A LINE THROUGH IT AND WE SEE THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHORT IN FLAMING LETTERS WHICH READS: "King of the Hell".
THE FAMILY IS SEATED ON THE COUCH AND EVERYONE, BESIDES LISA, IS ENJOYING SOME FRIED CHICKEN WHILE WATCHING TV.
CUT TO TV SCREEN WHERE A SLUTTY, `20YR OLD IS DRESSED IN A PINK HALTER TOP AND "GREEN DAISY DUKES" STYLE SHORTS.
Mom, I've only been with four guys and I'm not even a junior yet in high school! I'm practically a virgin!
Viki, never underestimate the power of positive thinking! And besides, prom is coming up, so don't forget those boxes of condoms. I'm
My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics)My Heart needs a Tailor.My Heart Needs a Tailor. (song lyrics) in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Oh, so you left me, you hung me out to dry.
My heart was bleeding, kept asking myself "why"
So, I was about to let it go, till I heard about our romance...
ON THE RADIO!!!
Yeah, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor, it's what the #*$*$ I just said.
You made three CD's about romance that's all gone to hell.
You're too much of redneck to know when to kiss and not tell...
After three months of dating, you told me about those other guys.
You acted like they were just ghosts from your distant, past lives.
Oh, there was Bobby and he was so rude,
you couldn't get over..how he left you for a dude.
Then there was Steven, oh sure loved his weed.
More than you is just how it seemed.
So it was his car that you joyfully key'd.
Oh, my heart needs a tailor, like another hole in my head.
I cuss like a sailor,it's what the #*#$ I just said.
You've made mint off selling your stories your ex's had left
The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2.The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2.The Simpsons: Evolution. Prologue, part 2. in Comedy More Like This
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE PRESSSSSSSENNNNNT!!!!!
Greetings! Now that we've passed the stage of glowing nostalgia of "Maggie and Eric", we now will enter the lives of the "Middle Generation." As M&E was the world of the characters on the cusp of change, "Evolution" is story of the characters's established selves...
BART SIMPSON, AGE 34.
Bart, the one-time bad boy of the Simpson kids, grew up and found his calling in radio as a DJ for the KBXL Morning Show. Paired with Jessica Lovejoy, he was in the running for the top spot in Springfield's radio wars for nearly 9 years before being promoted to assistant director of programming, unfortunetly, he's now the lackey to his old boss's nephew, Kyle, who is 11 years younger and treats Bart like crap.
Outside of work, Bart married his one-time nemesis Gina Vendetti and has three children: Corvus, Hattie, and Cashel, whom on the outside appears to be a happy
My HeartMy heart,My Heart in Free Verse More Like This
It's like a lone-wolf living in the desert.
Living in seclusion, only coming out at night,
As the rest of the world sleeps.
Howling at a three-quarters moon, blanketed in the purple nighttime sky,
The howl travels, echos and fades into the night.
It is but the only sound,
Even the insects seem quiet tonight.
Again, and again, the howl repeats,
Filling the canyons with a solemn dirge
To some, the sound is scary, the encroaching death.
To others, it's a sound of camaraderie, respect.
Like the wolf, the heart seeks belonging, it's place.
So, the wolf, like the heart cries out one last time.
But for me, no one answers back.
Wand of Gamelon-RedneckCd-i Zelda Wand of Gamelon-Redneck version.Wand of Gamelon-Redneck in Fan Fiction More Like This
>King: Zelda, ah swear that good fer nuthin Duke Awnklet is under attack by by the ee-vil forces of Gaan-non. Ahm-ma goin yonder to Gamelon to aid him.
>Zelda: But fawther, wuddif summum hap-emm to ya?
>King: Awll be a-takin this here triforce uh cor-rage to pro-tect me. Iffin yall dont hear from me inna month, send Link.
>Impa: Doncha worry none Zelda. This hear triforce of wiz-dum prom-mess-sus that the king will safely re-tarn.
>Link: Yessir! That 'ol Ganon's no match fer the king.
>King: EE-nuff. Mah truck leaves in duh mornin. Ahmma wonderin whut's fer dinner?
>Link: WooWeeeeee! Ahmma so hun-gray, ah could eetuh awk-ta-rawk!
*One Month Later*
>Zelda: Golly, uh hole month gawln and still nuthin'
>Impa: Ahmma ser-tayan he's awllrite.
>Zelda: Link, why dontin yall go to Gamelon, and find mah fawther.
>Link: Great! Ah cant wait ta bomb sum da-dawnd-gos.
*One Week Later*
>Zelda: Wake up empah, we-yer goin to Gamelon.
In Soviet dA XDDIm doing a "In Soviet dA" joke list. I got the idea from Chaomaster's comment in his shoutbox.In Soviet dA XDD in Fan Fiction More Like This
In Soviet dA:
-accounts open you.
-art faves you.
-points and llamas give you.
-deviants ban admins. YEEESSSS! XD
-plz accounts spam you.
-you spam trolls. LoL
-groups convert you. LAWL
-folders open you.
-art uploads you.
-comments post you.
-journals write you.
-Shoutbox shouts in you!(chaomaster)
-groups join you!(That canadian tiger)
-Mudkipz liek you!(That canadian tiger)
-Art collects you! (chaomaster)
-Daily Deviation suggests you! (chaomaster)
-Note sends you! (chaomaster)
In Soviet HyruleIn Soviet Hyrule in Humor More Like This
In Soviet Hyrule,
-Ganondorf stabs you.
-Epona rides you.
-Train drives you.
-Triforce wears you on its hand.
-Zelda saves you.
-You ride Midna.
-You annoy Navi.
-Wolf becomes you.
-Midna is your "slave".
-You throw Gerudo guard into dungeon.
-You teach Hero's Shade new skill.
-People do worthless favors for you.
-You scream at Redeads.
-Song of time plays you.
-Aryll finds you.
-Chest opens you.
-Haiyet!, hiet!, heeeyat! says Link. XD
-Shopkeeper give you rupees.
-Ganondorf stabs Link with the master sword.
-Forest sets him on fire.
-Zant controls him
-Zelda possesses and kidnaps him.
-The sacred realm is inside of him.
-You heal the Great Fairies.
-The Master Sword pulls you out of the Pedestal of Time. (rofl)
-Jabu-Jabu goes inside your belly. LMAO
-Ruto calls you "considerate". XD
-The water in Zora's Domain flows up-stream and up the waterfall.
-Poes, bugs, and fairies put you in a bottle.
-You give milk to cows. LMAO
-The Hyrulian Guards sneak past you. LoLz
-The Happy Masks wear
Zelda Top 10s prt 1Zelda Top 10s prt 1 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Top 10 Reasons Link played an Ocarina:
10: He liked the sound it made.
9: He joined the Temple of Time chior.
8: It annoyed Navi when he played off-key. XDDD
7: Because horses respond better to high pitched sounds.
6: It caused abnormal growth in frogs(which Link thought was cool).
5: Because Nintendo paid him 1 million rupees.
4: Because Hylian chicks dig flute players.
3: He only had to learn a few notes.
2: He used it to win the Hyrule Idol competition.
And the #1 Reason:
There wasnt any more room for his Guitar Hero and Rock Band set. LoL. XDD
Zelda Top 10 prt 5Zelda Top 10 prt 5 in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Top 10 evil things Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
10: He made most Hylians vote themselves out of Hyrule on a reality show.
9: He rigged the Hyrulian elections by making Hylians count "chad" votes.
8: He stole candy from ALL Hylian babies. XDD
7: He gave all the Hylian school kids noogies, wedgies, took thier lunch money, and then hoisted them up the school's flag poll by their underwear. LMAO XD(that was hilariously evil.)
6: He brought Jerry Springer's talk show to Hyrule.
5: He formed the Hyrule Democratic Party.
4: He magically turned all the cool Guitar Hero songs into "oldies" sang by Alvin and the Chipmunks. XDDD
3: He made Hylians wear Spongebob clothes.(that was especially evil. XD)
2: He tortured Hylians by making them play the Virtual Boy until their eyes were burned out of their sockets.
And the Number 1 evil thing that Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
1: He made ALL of Hyrule play CD-i Zelda games and watch Barney the Purple
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3) in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2) in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue) in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic StoryPT2It was getting darker and Mumbo started to create a small campfire and then when it got fully dark and bottom and of the mountain got dakrer and then the sun closed on the Mountain and then the fire started to glow around the campfire and then everyone started to have a little bit of fun and Mumbo got all the food for the campfire.A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic StoryPT2 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mumbo : Is everyone happy with their Marshmellows and their gruns and stuff?
Banjo : Yeah everything is okay.
Kazooie : Yeah... I'm okay just enjoying looking at the stars.
Sonic : I'm tired and I mean really tired!
Tail's : Yep I'm just relaxing and looking at the skies.
Amy : My dress got ripped because of that stupid skull!
Mumbo : Sorry Amy my skull is a little bit jagged.
Mumbo get's up and gets some more food from the stock house where all the food is being kept and then he got a big and juicy steak and then rested it on the fire and let it cook for a couple of minutes.
Mumbo : Steak is great it's very delicious it has great taste.
Banjo : I'm not a me
Given the ChancesThunder Crash: Given the Chances.Given the Chances in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A story by GlitchyProductions.
[This does not count towards to the actual comic, but I think it serves as a small part of the story.]
I was given the chances a long time ago, I don't even know my real family and I was told that I was abandoned by my parents and taken into care by the Thunder Crash, I didn't understand my childhood as I don't really quite remember what they said about me being little. But I think it was very important.
"ROSY!, HEY ROSY!" Sonic shouted. Sonic run up to Rosy whom was sitting on a small wooden bench and looking up at the sky. "Rosy?, are you there? HEELLLOOO!?" Sonic put his hand right in front of Rosy's face and waved it to try and get her attention but it didn't work. "Rosy? are you even listening to me?" Rosy blinked and slowly looked down and saw Sonic standing right in front of her whom was looking pretty angry. "I'm sorry Mr.Hedgehog! ... did you say something? I was thinking of what the clouds are made of.
A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic storyIt was a sunny day and the wind was cool and slow making a peaceful sound as a leafs blew around Mumbo's Mountain and then a strange glow appeared around the Warp Pad and then all of a sudden a Bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack holding a orange loud-mouthed Breegul.A Banjo-Kazooie-Sonic story in Fan Fiction More Like This
Banjo : Well isn't this a nice day today?
Kazooie : (Sarcasm) Yeah it's a great day to relax I hope the Bull isn't going to chase us again like the last time it came around the fields.
Banjo : Aww Kazooie don't get your feathers in a twist were only visiting Mumbo because he said he wanted to show us something.
Kazooie : I bet you 5 Jiggy pieces that he is going to turn us into a Washing Machine again!
Banjo and Kazooie walk up the hill and pass by the Termite hill and they see a golden ring on the floor.
Banjo : What's this? A golden circle?
Kazooie : Jiggies? nah I'll bet Goggle Boy is making something stupid again like that Ice Key or those Eggs.
Banjo : Wierd isn't it? I'll hold onto this and let's see what Mu
45 minutes of hell45 minutes of hell in Short Stories More Like This
I run into the classroom, breathing hard. Im late. Everyone turns to look at me and I suppress a groan of despair. There are no tables, or even spare chairs left. Suddenly, I realise the teacher is talking to me. I try to concentrate on what she is saying. Not good enough late again why? I realise she wants me to respond. I try to remember what she asked me, but I cant. I give her a confused smile and shake my head. I dunno miss, I say apologetically. She grunts and points to the door of the classroom. I go outside and she shoves a chair in my direction. I carry it into the room and look around in despair. Everyone is staring at me. I look at my friend. She shrugs and mouths Sorry! in my direction. Shes sitting with her other friend. I consider going to sit with them, but the back row of desks is too close to the wall. I could carry the chair above my head, but if it fell, it would kill someone. Not that that would be a pr
The Red MistYou must never open it, said my brother. Promise me youll never open it.The Red Mist in Fantasy More Like This
I took the box and nodded. I was five years old at that time; I didnt know the burden of what my brother had placed upon me. He hugged me and flung himself on his horse. I never saw him again. The box was stored under my bed until even I forgot about it.
After my brother left, everything changed. I couldnt concentrate in lessons. I couldnt remember things Id been taught yesterday. I would stare out the window, paying no attention to whoever was speaking. My parents lost faith in me. I went to live with a family of farmers. I enjoyed their lifestyle of hard work so my real parents visits grew rare and stopped coming. This didnt bother me. The people I lived with were my real family. This was my life, until my fifteenth birthday.
Tamaki! Come inside! Parcel for you! I straightened up, rubbing my back. I took off across the hard ground, my
Stupid Stories: Croc The MovieStupid Stories: Croc The Movie in Short Stories More Like This
Story created some time in 2002
A Buena Vista and Walt Disney Pictures release
Pixel Pictures and 20th Century Fox present a Pixar Animation Studios film
"The Adventures of Croc"
Once upon a time there was a little crocodile named Croc and all his Gobbos and he lived in his new house on the beach with his parents too. One day, Dantinis came. All the Gobbos were frightened. One of the Dantinis, Baron Dante, said "I'll teach you a lesson!! A bad lesson!!" Just because he had speech with double exclamation marks. After they saw the Dantinis, someone knocked at the door. It was inventor Gobbo. He said "I've got my latest invention" and he showed his invention to Croc, his parents and the Gobbos. One of the Gobbos went in it then another one then another one and Croc and then his Mummy and then his Dad and the speech machine made them speak English! They said "Hey, you spoke!" So they ha
More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
My MotherI'm nothing but I have hope... Even though I'm in the dark I can see a light but the pains to strong to let me reach. I crawl towards it but I can't get there 'cause she holds me back and I lose it all again. She lies to me calls me her son. But just wait till everyones gone. She'll beat me down and scream at me just to let me know. That I'm nothing and I have no where else to go. I've given up on God I know he'll never save me. My fathers a drunk now so I've lost the only hero that I've ever had so now it's too late to call him my dad. There's no escape I've lost all hope. She makes more scars everyday so I'll always know. That I'm her prisoner,prisoner of war. I'm gonna break 'cause I'll always know that her love is always fake. Just to cover up from a woman that listens to her and her alone and if I'd say something wrong I know I'm done. I'll be thrown around and kicked. I push away the people that care and face the problems that people give me. I just believe that it's just too latMy Mother in Free Verse More Like This
Scotaloo Dash RapoffScotaloo Dash Rapoff in Humor More Like This
They call me Dash, I'm not a cold mare,
I just like to wear my ice, just dont stare to hard!
you think I'm playin', boy this is stayin'
Cuz I'ma fast ballin' high rollin' pony pimp,
and you ain't nothin' son
but a no flying wanna be shrimp.
Huh, think I'm all talk,
I'ma show you son whats up.
take a free ride to brony town
see what I'm talkin' bout,
I got bronies in the street,
bronies in the hall,
got bronies in she sky,
got Mac size balls.
you say that ain't nothin',
well I'ma show you somethin'
rainboom beoch, in your face,
I got skill to spare, so take your place.
ain't talkin' bout second,
ain't talkin' bout third,
talkin' back of the line son, cuz you just got served.
While it's true you are cool,
I ant some kind of fool,
I heard that you can do anything ten seconds flat,
is that why AJ aint called ja back?
Sit down Dash and let me give you a friendship lesson,
Ima show ya love is better than your aggression.
Ima school you like Cheerilee
Cuz when your old and no ones
Simpsons dreamsI have had a couple of really interesting and funny Simpsons dreams, most of them are like actual episodes of the show and some are like Treehouse of horror specials.Simpsons dreams in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
This one is a Kingdom Hearts parody with Bart as Sora and Milhouse and Nelson as Goofy and Donald, Homer appears as Genie in this (an allusion to his voice actor who voiced Genie in the Aladdin tv series) and Lisa plays one of the Princessess of heart. It basically is a two parter and a parody of the first two games.
Homer finds an old storybook and reads the kids a story which is similar to the film Rock A Doodle, he soons finds to his surprise that the story comes to life and the kids find themselves transported into the story. Chancellor of Blackbluedawg's monster gang appears in it and is voiced by Christopher Plummer who voiced the grand duke. Aft
a-little-too-tight tee shirtam i invisible to your bruise-blue eyes?a-little-too-tight tee shirt in Teen More Like This
or is it that your just-a-little-too-tight tee shirt
is blocking of your air so you can't tell me
i'm pretty like you did last month when i had the
butterfly pins in my hair that sparkled like retrograde
and you said it felt like living in the sky with diamonds
and i told you that didn't make sense
but i wish it did...