Guide to Toon Physics update 2*note that this is in my universe. I researched toon physics for a while and this is the rules my fanfics are bound by.Guide to Toon Physics update 2 in Personal More Like This
Like an idea? use it.
suggestion? go ahead and say it
Toons cannot be damaged when pulling pranks on each other.
but when a toon is smashed by a piano, ran over by a truck, ect. they are forced to react in a toony way! Such as:
-going accordion style
-popping out of the piano with piano keys in mouth
and many others.
each reaction lasts for a few seconds before a toon recovers
But a toon can die! These terrible weapons can kill a toon:
-DIP, a substance that melts a toon alive
-being erased before even getting off the paper
-thinner, works as an eraser
-starvation (hey, they may be toons, but they gotta fill their bellies)
toons CAN be abused.
Toons have detachable body parts, if they take a body part off, they can easily control it as if it was still attached to the body.
I don't know truly what this is all about...but :iconps2fan: :iconmaxwellkraft: and :iconlordsealeo:, I want you to know that I love you guys, and no matter what people say, I will always support you and try to help the best i can~ =3I don't know truly what this is all about... in Personal More Like This
in my eyes, you are the best artists in the world
*hugsssssss you all forever*
Skyrim DiariesWeeelll, today I visited the Riverwood Trader.Skyrim Diaries in Personal More Like This
He offered to pay me if I got his Golden Claw back
for him. On my way up, I stopped and killed a group
of thieves and took all of their money.
Then I went into the ruins and killed more thieves.
one had the Golden Claw, lucky me.
I went deeper into the ruins and killed a few zombies.
(They had a decent amount of gold) I got stinking rich
from this little trip, the guy got his claw back, everyone was happy.
Whiterun was my next stop, I ticked off this woman by not helping her kill a giant and lied my way into the city to a guard. While on my way to the king, a guard reconized me and tried to arrest me! (I'm a wanted man, I've killed a chicken and three innocent people) I was about to kill the guard, but then told him that I didn't have time for this. Turns out, he didn't either because of recent dragon attacks. I warned the king about the dragon, (and complained a bit about my attempted execution) he sent me to his wizard, I gave the
I BET YOU'LL ONLY GET HALFWAY THROUGH THIS STORYLisa Warner is an Animaniacs OC who is part cat part Warner, her mom is the most beautiful toon ever and she is popular even though she doesn't get out much and hates talking to people. Her dad is the best paranormal hunter in the world. She has a little brother who is perfect and sweet.I BET YOU'LL ONLY GET HALFWAY THROUGH THIS STORY in Personal More Like This
Her parents, they are famous and popular have lots of money, but for some reason they live in a ghetto. Poor Lisa is miserable and does not have electricity or running water. (poor thing)
Lisa has long blonde hair that is always done even though she never brushes it, she has a magical pink mallet that kills bad guys in one hit and makes the sun shine brighter. She has super hearing and super sight, also the power to raise the dead.
Her eyes are a brilliant blue that change to rainbow when she uses her powers to make flowers bloom. she is nice to everyone. bullies pick on her even though she never leaves the house and she has that magical mallet! One day a killer goes after her mom and kills her right i
Comic Con News! EDIT: VIDEO ADDED WITH ME IN ITSo, as you know, I went to the Great Lakes Comic Expo today and had a blast!Comic Con News! EDIT: VIDEO ADDED WITH ME IN IT in Personal More Like This
These are the things I did dressed as Deadpool:
-talked with a Link cosplayer
-danced oppa gangnam style, and danced to Peanut-butter Jelly Time with R2-D2
-fought with Obi-Wan
-got choked by Darth Vader
- had a sword fight with a little 3-year-old Clone Trooper
-picked on Doctor Doom
- pointed a gun at Venom and a Transformer
-danced in front of the costume contest and cracked the judges up
-did the Vulcan salute to a Spock cosplayer
-selfies, selfies with many different people
-hugged a huge Deadpool fan
-danced with a little 2-year-old Batgirl
-complimented the Joker
-got screamed at by R2-D2 (hit him with a sword) WHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAW!
-messed with various Clone Troopers
-attacked another Darth Vader
-hugged a Wolverine Balloon
-posed with Raven :iconteentitansravenplz:
I'm the Deadpool in every clip with him in it
YYYYEEEEEEEEEE!~ohmystars ohmystarsYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!~ in Personal More Like This
I can't thank :iconps2fan: enough... I really can't!~ ;u; but I will try >u<
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyooooooooou so much for the one year premium ;u;
it means so much, more than anyone could ever know x3
I am 80% cute*s are cooler than x'sI am 80% cute in Personal More Like This
[ ] = You have blue/green eyes.(Dark DARK SOUL SUCKING BROWN )
[*] = You blush a lot.
[*] = You 'giggle' (I laugh way to much)
[*] = You're quiet. (Depends on who is around me)
[*] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a 'baby face' (do I? O-o" )
[ ]= You wear a more "down to earth" style of clothing. (WAT)
[*]= You don't wear halter tops or anything too 'showy' (Disgusting)
= Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall. ( 5 9 booya!!!)
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[*] = You're a virgin. (FOREVER AND ALWAYS)
[*] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush. ( I get grossed out really...)
[\ ] = Your idea of a date is really romantic. (I prefer funny)
[*] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (Can't sleep without my Wakko plush)
[\] = You like to cuddle (*cough*)
[*] = You've never played the Nervous game
[*] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[*] = You like the color black.
[\] = You tend to wear dark colors. (I wear
Thank you everyone!~I want to thank you all who have spoken with me this Christmas, commented on my pictures, favorited them, ect. :iconcraiplz:Thank you everyone!~ in Personal More Like This
I love you favebombers too~ it is amazing that you love my art so much that you;d be willing to go out of your way to favorite my drawings
thank you all for supporting me in any way,
even you guys who click the negative answers on my polls xDD
because of all of you, I have had the best Christmas ever :iconcraiplz:
:iconspazattackplz: and thank you :iconps2fan: for the Premium Membership! O8 that was a pleasant surprise to see that in my inbox!
Deadpool's middle name is WinstonI'm dying!!!!!!!!Deadpool's middle name is Winston in Personal More Like This
Wade Winston Wilson. Pfffffff
Thoughts on the 'Ultimate Spiderman' seriesI've noticed that around the web many people have criticized the "Ultimate Spiderman" series.Thoughts on the 'Ultimate Spiderman' series in Personal More Like This
I personally think that it's one of the funniest TV series I have ever watched (2nd to Animaniacs, of course) and I personally like the constant stupid puns and wisecracks Spiderman throws at various heroes and villains.
plus the fights between Nova and Spidey can get quite hilarious.
Spiderman: *puts a bucket on his head* Hey I'm bucket head! And I have a jet pack even though I don't need one!"
The fact that he constantly gives in to his naughty side is quite hilarious as well! Even though his 'good side' isn't even that good sometimes
the little chibi moments are absolutely adorable!
I have to say, even if this show isn't dark and dramatic, and Spiderman isn't alone like he usually is, this show is funny and enjoyable. It's just off the wall and zany,
overall: entertaining. With lovable and a few relatable characters xD
Not to mention, I absolutely fangirled at seeing a Deadpool refer
ewWell, in about 2 hours, I have to go to the 9th graders classroom again.. I think I will hide till it's over this time, I don't wanna be kissed again *cries*ew in Personal More Like This
Anyways, my friend, :iconagile-eagle1994: made a fangroup just for me, and it made me do this journal, but I needed some time to think of what I was gonna write, as I am not very good at that.
It made me think about how, only a few months back, I felt worthless. I felt like everyone was better than me, at everything. I felt like I wasn't worth anything, and that I was unwanted and i was close to committing suicide, but i got help. I have now realized, I am not unwanted at all, I'm not worthless at all, and I may do dumb things like constantly breaking a lot of things, but uh. When I'm home, I literally sit at the computer and code all day. That's all I do. Coding. How many people can do that? Anyways, I've though about this for a while, and I've come to this:
I cannot believe how many wonderful people are so nice to me, I cant bel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGUYSAAAAAAAAAAAAA in Personal More Like This
THEY'RE FINALLY GONE
THE ROOT OF MY DEPRESSION
THE REASON I'VE BEEN SO SAD FOR YEARS
THE REASON I'VE FELT WORTHLESS AND UNWANTED
JUST CAUSE OF THIS, I WILL LET 3 PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ART FROM ME BEFORE REQUEST A DRAWING EACH
I DONT CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU REQUEST, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I WILL START RIGHT AWAY
IF YOU HAVE REQUESTED BEFORE AND IT'S NOT FINISHED YET, PLEASE DON'T AGAIN, BECAUSE I WANT 3 PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOTTEN ART FROM ME TO REQUEST
THE ONLY RULE IS YOU GOTTA ASK NICELY NOW YOU PEOPLE JUST ASK AWAY OMG
AAAA THERE'S 2 LEFT NOW <3
SORRY, ALL TAKEN ;;
BUT FEEL FREE TO ASK ANYWAYS I MIGHT TAKE YOURS??
ok...Anxiety isn't something cute, it's horrible to haveok... in Personal More Like This
Bisexuality is a SEXUALITY not a PUPPY, if that's cute, hetero, homo, demi and so on is cute too.
Schizophrenia has a bigger chance of leading to suicide than you might think
Hallucinations are the worst
Hearing your OWN BRAIN tell you to kill yourself is NOT cool
Being a pyromaniac is NOT cool, it's something you cant control
Losing one or both parents is NOT something you wanna try
Having abusive brothers/sisters/parents or even an abusive lover is NOT cool, it's HORRIBLE
Feeling like an outsider does NOT mean you feel special, it means you feel LONELY
I have social anxiety, does it sound cute that I cant talk with ANYONE on AJ, only on the jammer wall or in cards? Does it sound cute to have such a hard time making friends that I feel like I bother them? Does it sound cute to get all these "What if.." questions in your head?
I'm tired of people telling me it's so cute cause I can fall in love with boys and girls, come on, if that's
just gonna leave this hereits old, bUT I STILL HAD TO LOOK AT THEM <3just gonna leave this here in Personal More Like This
WowowowowMy grandma wrote something to me todayWowowowow in Personal More Like This
نهال کوچولوی من، از باد و بارون نترس و قوی باش.
به بهار فکر کن.
غم و غصهها تموم میشه، مثل آب شدن برف توی زمستون.
نازنینم به بهار فکر کن.
بابایی مثل یه درخت بزرگ و قوی بود &
hhhhhhGood news I guess??hhhhhh in Personal More Like This
I'm going to move to a different school
I already know someone there ;w; Soo I'm gonna have a friend in real life uwu
oH ALSO I THINK THE ANIMAL JAM GODS ARE WITH ME THIS SUMMER CAUSE I'VE WON DIAMONDS IN THE SPIN LIKE 3 TIMES IN 2 WEEKS WTF???
Things are getting a lot betterI do realize I did upload a quite.. depressing.. picture today, but believe me, things are getting betterThings are getting a lot better in Personal More Like This
These past few months has been a lot happier than most my life has been, and at times I can actually say I'm happy. I know I, most of the time, seem happy, but in reality, I'm quite lonely.
Though, I'll gladly admit, that things really are getting happier for me. I feel like I'm part of a family, and that family, is all of you. I don't feel ignored here, I feel loved.
And I've also, for once, shared my feelings to a person I can see face to face, and am now getting help with my.. "Suicidal problems".
I guess all I can say for now is.. Please stop worrying about me, I don't deserve this much attention cause of small things, I am getting better, I really am.
I was tagged againTagged by :iconagile-eagle1994:I was tagged again in Personal More Like This
[x] You have an unstoppable appetite.
[x] You are kind of gross sometimes, but people still find you adorable. (I AM NOT ADORABLE, PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT :c But yea, I make gross jokes about sex LOL)
[x]You are smarter than most people think you are.
[x] You are a middle sibling.
[X] You love candy. ("Clothes!" "Candy!" "Babes..")
[x] You are a bit scatterbrained.
[x] You burp really loudly. (lolol)
 You are the oldest sibling in your family.
[x] You talk faster than a rocket flies.
 You are very smart.
[x] You are handsome.
[x] You make other people feel stupid.
[x] You crack witty jokes.
 You love your siblings and will do anything for them.
 You have two brothers. (I have 3)
 You are the youngest sibling in your family. (I'm older than my twin bruh)
 You keep a pet in a box.
[x] People find you cute. (I'M NOT CUTE, I'M MANLYYY)
 You are the only sister in your family.
 You hate sexist jokes.
Twas the Night before Christmas....Ok, boys and girls, gather around.Twas the Night before Christmas.... in Personal More Like This
I have a Christmas bedtime story to tell you.
Now I understand some of you are skeptical about a man dressed in a red suit with flying reindeer delivering gifts all over the world in one night.
Well, let me reassure you, Santa Claus is as real and as genuine as can be.
A few years ago, on this very night, I saw him with my own eyes..
I remember it with the upmost of clarity...
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the
Leave a comment, I'll feature 3 of your artworks.Hey everyone, be the first 20 deviants to leave a comment on this journal, & I'll feature 3 of your artworks.Leave a comment, I'll feature 3 of your artworks. in Personal More Like This
Why, you might ask? Just because... all of you are awesome friends & watchers! :iconfriendplz::iconwatchersplz:
Tom Mason (finished) by Sonicblur2-0Wonder Woman by Sonicblur2-0Claudia The Wolf (finished) by Sonicblur2-0
Jenny waving hello in color by Ryan91StudioJenny's Summer hang out by Ryan91StudioSir Striker and Marcdroid sisters by Ryan91Studio
Rouge the Bat (Free-Hand) by DestructodoomBlakely Blood by DestructodoomPrize: Blaze the Cat 'Heart of Burning Flame' by Destructodoom
Sillyshy and Heavyguy (colored) by TransaxlFinal Exams by TransaxlFly Away by Transaxl
Archetype Danny 2 by mimidanZilkenian Art Trade by mimidanFXP: Bro and Dude by mimidan
Great Scott! by BeatnikZombeezSpace Battle by BeatnikZombeezWhatcha Doin'? by BeatnikZombeez
Another year olderJust like that.Another year older in Personal More Like This
Another year has flashed by before my eyes.
My life has never been more busier, and the days seem to drag on.
But yet, every time I turn around it seems another day has suddenly passed.
Then a week....a month.....6 months.
Time is moving at a rate that I am powerless to stop.
At this point in my life, I've reached some of the goals I made for myself.
But I feel there is so much more left to reach, so much more left to learn...
I try not to think about it, but I am at the age where, deep in my mind, I start to consider..
..could this be my last birthday?
Will fate suddenly reach out and take me when I least expect it?
Some days I struggle to keep thoughts like these out of my mind.
Yet, I push forward, driven by an unknown force, to see and experience the world & it's majestic wonders.
To realize that for all the bad that life could bring, there is so much more good it offers.
Life is very preciou
I Have Returned...My dear fellow M.L.A.A.T.R. fans, I have bad news & good news..I Have Returned... in Personal More Like This
Bad news..the plz Brad carbunkle is alas, no more...:iconbradcarbunkleplz:
Good news....with a wave of my hand, :iconhandplz:
A few magic words...
Ala-kazam!... Ala-kazoo!...., Bradley Carbunkle.... have no fear.... when I count to 3,.. you shall reappear!!!
:iconnumber1-plz:...:iconnumber2-plz:...:iconnumber3-plz: !!! :iconpoofplz:
.....TA-DA!!!.....:iconbrad-carbunkleplz: :iconsaysplz: Whoa!!!...Thanks 88! :icon88MilesPrower:
I'm back...Hi everyone..I'm back... in Personal More Like This
Just wanted to let you know I'm still alive & kickin'...
However, this past week, I wasn't so sure...
I've been under a LOT of stress these past few months, more than anyone should have to be, & it finally pushed me over the edge into a complete breakdown..
Anger, depression, regret, self-doubt, etc. ...you name it....
I've always thought of myself as a class clown of sort, making others laugh & feel good, but I couldn't even make myself be happy.
..I almost didn't come back here...
But I realize that life goes on, & I must go on. I had to pull myself up, & get back in the saddle.
I love artwork & drawing too much, & I DON'T want to just throw it away like a pair of old shoes....
Your praise & encouragement has meant a great deal to me, more than mere words could even describe.
I love & appreciate each & every one of you, even though I may not always say it...
I've started on some new work, hopefully I can finish it before the end of this century. h
Looking back..Warm Greetings to you, my dear friends..Looking back.. in Personal More Like This
Another new year will soon be upon us...
...Where did this one disappear to so quickly?
In a way, I'm glad it's almost done.
I'll be honest with you,..2013 has been a very challenging year for me, personally.
At times, I didn't think I was going to live to see the end of this year...
But these past few months have given me hope for a brighter future. To not see the world in a grey fog, but to see it in all of it's majestic beauty and colors.
Now as far as my artwork is concerned,..well...there's no hope for that...
Seriously though, The main problem I have is that I struggle with self-doubt regarding my own artwork.
If I can continue to improve myself in not thinking this way, then that will be a major achievement.
So, I present to you
I'm Back + Alphabet MEME !!!!! XDHey everyone! ... I'm Back!!! :iconbadassplz:I'm Back + Alphabet MEME !!!!! XD in Personal More Like This
My computer is alive & kicking again! :iconcomputerplz:
And while I'm here, I'll give you a meme about little ol' me. :icon88milesprower:
*WARNING*....funny shit ahead. :iconhardlaughplz:
- Available: Yes... XD
- Age: Uh...30..ish....
- Annoyance: ..When you get that itch you can't scratch in public... LOL
- Allergic: No.
- Animal: A Lion. King of the Jungle. :iconlionplz:
- Actor/Actress: Robin Williams...he's almost as crazy as I am. XD
- Beer: AH....good old "Butt" weiser. :iconbudweiserplz::icondrunkplz: XD
- Birthday/Birthplace: 16th September in the state of Michigan, U.S.A.
- Best Friend: An old friend from elementary school.
- Body Part on opposite sex: hehehehe....
- Best feeling in the world: When you have a roomful of "Playboy Bunnies" all to yourself...X'D
- Best weather
Holy monkey nuts...I think spring is finally here...:iconsunglompplz:Holy monkey nuts... in Personal More Like This
Shy Meme.. v.vHOW SHY ARE YOU?Shy Meme.. v.v in Personal More Like This
[x] You don't like public speaking.
[/] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[ /] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate using public restrooms. (Have you SEEN what's left behind in there?!) LOL
[ ] You hate to go shopping alone.
[/] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous. (some people look more imtimidating than others..:/ )
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say. ( I think of something funny, to ease some of the tension. )
[/] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex.
[x] You hate to be teased.
[ ] You hate answering the door. (You never know who it could be...:iconslendermansmileplz: XD
[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[ ] One on one conversation makes you nervous.
[/] You don't like to ask people for help.
[x] You hate to read out loud.
[/] You don't like answering questions. (Depen
ONE YEAR LATER...Can it be?ONE YEAR LATER... in Personal More Like This
Has it been a year?
I can't believe it...
One year ago, I debated whether to join DeviantArt...Now..looking back, I'm glad I made the right decision. '
When I graduated from High School, I stopped drawing for the next 14 years.... I never wanted to see another pencil again.
Then, a year ago..DeviantArt,.. & all of you, came into my life..
When I started to look through DeviantArt's files of people's artwork, from my country to others from around the world, something awoke within me...Something I hadn't felt in 14 years. The desire to draw, to create, arose within me. One year later, that fire still burns. I pray that I never lose that desire again.
I want to thank each & every one of you..My friends & watchers. Your support has meant so much to me, in ways I can't describe in words or in thought.
Here's to One year...:iconcheersplz:....& many more to come!!
THANK YOU!!!! :iconhappytearsplz:
Today's Headlines From The News Desk 7-13-15Goodbye Satoru Iwata; Heroes Reborn Trailer, Giving Thanks; Pluto In The Spotlight; Batman vs Superman; Fear The Walking Dead; Stripes Aren't Just for Zebras; and Incognito at Comic-Con.Today's Headlines From The News Desk 7-13-15 in Art Features More Like This
Today’s Headlines From The News DeskJuly 13, 2015
:iconmoonbeam13: Moonbeam13:icondamphyr: damphyr
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.”
— Mark Twain
Possessional DemonologyPossessional Demonology in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Opening the Darkest Door
I have recently come across a most disturbing phenomenon in my studies of the Diabolic Infestation of the Soul. It seems there is a most frightening psychological conundrum when considering the concept of demonic possession even the most remote possibility of reality upon our earthly plane is the notion that just believing it may be true could very likely be the spark needed for the Demon to discover, seek out, and ultimately inhabit its next vessel of evil: You.
From the Exorcist through Paranormal Activity, generation after generation of “believers” seem to have come to the reali
Reptilicus Infernicus: 2012, Year of the DragonReptilicus Infernicus: 2012, Year of the Dragon in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
2012: Year of the Dragon
DRAGON CASTLE by randis
According to the Chinese zodiac, 2012 has ushered in the year of the dragon upon the world stage.
In addition to occupying an ages old position in our cultural consciousness, legend and folklore surrounding
the dragon mythology has long been firing the kiln of our dreams with fright and menace. When we are speaking of
Dragons, we are speaking from ancient texts gathered form the beginnings of kept records of any kind and fro
Collection: In The Shadow of DragonCollection: In The Shadow of Dragon in Art Features More Like This
In The Shadow of Dragons
"Is the time of daring deeds forgotten, and spent the fire of men? The bravery sheathed, the proud hearts withered? In the scorched trails of our foes’ fury, even wizards’ spells knelt and warriors’ will bent; yet Dawn’s struggle beneath the burning clouds, within the shadow of dragons, has won her the eastern sky. Shall battle drums thunder once more, and mithril–clad soldiers brave again the terrors of the skies?"
— TheMaidenInBlack of theWrittenRevolution
Jurassic PokemonJurassic Pokemon in Art Features More Like This
Realistic Pokemon Season 1 by arvalis
arvalis aka RJ Palmer is a long time deviant who has created his own unique niche at DeviantArt.
He was first known as the artist who drew incredibly realistic dinosaurs. Somehow his depictions of dinosaurs began morphing into Pokemon characters. He is now renowned as dA’s master of realistic Pokemon illustrations. His has been quite a success story through art. His rise has been quite a success story on how to build a following in the community. RJ has wonderful tutori
The Monster in The MirrorWatch depthRADIUSThe Monster in The Mirror in Art Features More Like This
A Pop Culture Interpretation of The Supernatural
Every culture around the world created gods and other mythical beings by mixing and matching fanged and taloned animal parts—e.g., enormous eagle heads on lions’ bodies—human beings have always seemed to need to believe there are powerful and usually quite vengeful supernatural beings lurking just beyond the candlelight.
Supernatural beings come to serve several purposes:
They kept people on the lighted path of truth and goodness, fearful of exploring beyond;
They were a reminder of the punishment we deser
Pilot: SHOEDEAR SHOE,Pilot: SHOE in Personal More Like This
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.
MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE
SNIPPY: FLYING DAYENTRY 3647:SNIPPY: FLYING DAY in Personal More Like This
November something something.
I've got to come up with a better system for telling what day it is. Maybe I could scrawl numbers on the back of my shoe? Nah, that sounds like something silly that Pilot would do.
I'm currently carrying a calendar that says 2012 on it, but I am pretty sure that these days aren't correct anyway to our year and Captain keeps scribbling things in the margins whenever I get distracted enough for the calendar to be snatched out of my hands. I found the calendar more or less intact and it's kinda impressive that it lasted from way back in 2012. It must have held some sort of personal importance to it's owner to seal it away in a plastic container with words "the Mayans were wrong, trust no-one!"
I've been trying to keep track of how old I am, but I keep forgetting to check off every day in the calendar or maybe captain is messing off with me by erasing my checkmarks.
Something tells me I shouldn't be telling Captain about my birthday anyway. I would
SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAYOctober something, something.SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY in Personal More Like This
Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".
The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.
Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".
The spam can attack didn't end there, Pilot's job for today was hiding behind building ruins and throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BILL
Charles snippy: TRANSFERENTRY: 377:Charles snippy: TRANSFER in Personal More Like This
For several months of torture, the Directorate kept me in their offices, making me file paperwork on their "test subjects", all while I kept sending applications to the "Dead Zone tourism" branch, to get away from towering cubes of the Directorate, away from cities and transmitter towers that were slowly frying my brain.
Centuries of industrial pollution were inevitably changing the biosphere of our world and the Directorate knew it better than anyone, yet they did nothing to stop it, profit had to be maximized, production had to be increased, customers had to be satisfied. Holes in the ozone layer, irreversible changes in the atmosphere, radioactive fallout, wild-life mutations, the days growing darker and the sky turning black - none of this mattered to them.
These changes must have been so gradual that no single generation was able to protest it.
Everyone was happily, playfully, and joyfully ignoring the world outside o
Charles Snippy: DreamsEntry 382:Charles Snippy: Dreams in Personal More Like This
My personal online psychiatrist is making me narrate this nonsense down on the chip embedded in my tooth in hopes that someday I may be cured of my "incompatibility" with ANNET, or at least possibly reduce the "mild psychosis caused by work-related stress" as she calls it.
I know that it's not going to happen. The problem is something genetic and while those goons in the genetics department would love to get their machines into my brain, I prefer the lack of sleep and headaches to lobotomy.
I seen the reports on their test subjects: "total neural shut-down", "subject resists integration with the net, increasing the signal strength lead to damage to the 85% of the frontal lobe."
Call me old fashioned, but I like my brain the way it is.
I've had that day-dream again. Day-mare is more likely.
A flash-mare? Not sure what to call these, really.
The transmitter towers dotting this bloody city are making my life difficult, but not as difficult as the fact that everyone expects me t
Beware of TrollsThere is a new one about, and he happened to arrive at my page. After some investigating, it has become very clear that deviant Nigel-Draws is nothing more than a troll.Beware of Trolls in Personal More Like This
Please do not take anything he says to you seriously.
I have reported him, so it is only a matter of time before he is deactivated. I just wanted to let ya know in case he came bothering any of you.
Remember!! If you ever have a problem with a deviant, report them! Or just come to me, and I'll leave them a friendly comment AND report them.
Since he deleted it (as I knew he would) here is the comment I left on his page. I'm putting it here since it makes it clearer what he was doing wrong and how to figure out he is only a troll.
It's super clever of you to troll people while acting like a naive deviant who is attempting to leave polite criticism. I'm not going to lie, you were so convincing that at first I thought you had some form of mental disorder, and politely i
FREEDOMFINALS ARE OVER. I AM FREE.FREEDOM in Personal More Like This
I CAN DRAW AS MUCH AS I WANT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
Except for myself... I had to fight with myself again. I hit those thoughts of "I'm a terrible artist" and "no one actually likes me" and "everyone just pretends to like my art".
I'm pretty sure it was finals stress that caused it this time.
BUT FINALS ARE OVER NOW SO HOPEFULLY THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.
Artist Etiquette RecentlyThere is something I really wanted to bring up. I am in no way the law-giver of deviantart, but I am a very laid back person who hates to see conflict. As such, I know what behaviors instigate. Recently, I have been seeing quite a bit of negative behavior, and I want to speak my mind a little.Artist Etiquette Recently in Personal More Like This
Artist Etiquette boils down to one thing. Be respectful to your fellow artists.
We are all artists here. Our talents vary, and some artists may be better at some mediums and subject matters than others. This is just how things work.
The artists out there with more experience may want to help out others with tips and tricks. This is fine, as long as it is done in a constructive manner. "The proportions are all wrong" is worlds different from "His hands are a little big, but the color turned out wonderfully".
But there is a difference between giving criticism and lording your talents over others.
I dont care how much "better" than another artist you are. That does not give you the
GUYS GIVE ME CHARACTERSHEY DUDES.GUYS GIVE ME CHARACTERS in Personal More Like This
YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME CHARACTERS TO DRAW AS DRAGONS.
I used to design dragon versions of characters all the time, and I just kinda stopped. But I came across an old one while cleaning my room (it was Raz from Psychonauts), and now I just want to make more!
SO TELL ME SOME COOL GUYS TO DRAW AS COOL DRAGON GUYS YEAH. I HAVE SO MUCH DRAW ENERGY RIGHT NOW.
And, ya know, any draw prompts are always welcome. Don't forget to commission me, too!
Transformation Challenge Semi-FinalistsView Challenge ArticleOfficial RulesView EntriesWinnersTransformation Challenge Semi-Finalists in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
Scribblenauts Unmasked ContestScribblenauts Unmasked Contest in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
Contest Ends October 2, 2013 at 11:59 PM, Los Angeles, CA, time.
In Scribblenauts Unmasked, Maxwell solves puzzles by summoning anything you can think of using his magic notepad. This time, he has the ability to summon thousands of characters from the DC Comics Universe! Help Maxwell in his mission by creating your own unique Scribblenauts version of any character from the DC Comics Universe, in any environment. Scribblenauts Unmasked features all of your favorite DC Comics characters like Superman, Batman, and the Joker, and
The Wind Rises Contest WinnersThe Wind Rises Contest Winners in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
In the Wind Rises Tribute Contest, we asked you to celebrate the art of Hayao Miyazaki by creating a very special Tribute to the art of "The Wind Rises." Each of the three winning entries picked by deviantART staff were featured on the deviantART homepage in a billboard that linked directly to the winner's deviantART profile. In addition, each winner will receive a framed print of his or her work and $1,000 USD! Thank you to everyone who participated in paying tribute to Miyazaki's last film!
Collab with AyakoOtaniI KNOW, those of you who are already watching AyakoOtani's gallery may have seen this already, but in case you haven't already, here it is for your viewing pleasure.Collab with AyakoOtani in Personal More Like This
JESUS H. CHRIST, MAN. STOP IT WITH THE THING OF CUTE ALREADY.
So basically, I saw that Ayako was open to collabs and I couldn't resist. I did an over-the-top adorable lineart of Dot and had her colour it for me, and this is the result.
Oh man, words cannot absolutely DESCRIBE how much I love looking at this pic. I mean, look at that widdle piece of paper she's holding. Dat FACE. THOSE PUPPEH EYES. YOU KNOW SHE DEARLY AWAITS YOUR BEST GWOMPPAGE. I mean, come on! How cuter can you get than THIS!?
YOU'RE WORKING YOUR WEIRDNESS ON ME, MAN! YOUR IRRESISTIBLY CUTE WEIRDNESS!!!!! STOP IT! WRONG! WRONG! KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
For shame, site designers. FOR SHAME.First, Google's trying to imitate Facebook with the Google+ service and the new YouTube layouts, and now......DEVIANTART IS TRYING TO IMITATE GOOGLE.For shame, site designers. FOR SHAME. in Personal More Like This
Wait a min. Did I really just say that? Well, sure, dA's site design in some areas HAS been going a bit downhill, but NEVER to the point that they'd even think of trying to follow suit with what Google's been doing lately.
I mean, just look at the so-called "new deviation page" in this site update journal entry: http://fav.me/d6i3ysz Ladies and gentlemen, that is really just a carbon copy of YouTube's current video page layout - obviously tweaked a bit for use on deviantART.
These days, this site's admins are too lazy to take care of issues of a higher concern, like art theft (which is ironic, as dA have become thieves themselves by stealing from Google/YouTube) and trolling. With the increase of unnecessary fixing of things that aren't even broken to begin with, I can't help but tell you how much I REALLY care about all these new
Deviant crime after deviant crime! *EDIT*UPDATE! UPDATE!Deviant crime after deviant crime! *EDIT* in Personal More Like This
Good news: the site was finally shut down! Hopefully, this'll put an end to any more deviant crimes for a while!
At first sight, Axsoris.com may just look like a simple home interior website....but when you search for YOUR DEVIANT NAME in the search bar, lo and behold: they have stolen your deviations. And even deviations that are in your favourites.
This website is not just commiting a crime, but is a crime in itself. Ladies and gentlemen.....this is THE worst case of art theft I've ever seen. I could only presume this website was set up by those exact same bots who were responsible for the worst case of spamming on dA for two reasons:
1. THIS fiasco began almost immediately after those spambots flooded the comments sections of newly uploaded deviations (hence the title of this journal entry), and
Star Fox intriguing fact #3Most likely you've heard of the unreleased StarFox game, StarFox 2 on the SNES but did you know there is actually 2 more unreleased Star Fox games?Star Fox intriguing fact #3 in Personal More Like This
The first of the two has no title and was seen only by special guests at E3. It was for virtual boy and was dropped because of the consoles complete failure.
The second, was going to be another GameCube entree and was called Star Fox arcade. The only thing that came from the game was a picture for advertisment. Other than that nothing more is know about it.
As an added fact, there is a game for the old Atari console called StarFox... Odd.
Star Fox intriguing facts #2 answer*drum roll* The answer to the question of earlier isssssss..... Hight 5'8". Weight 155. Nintendo Power released a card featuring Fox, which stated his height, during Star Fox 64, however his hight and weight may have changed since then. A lot of you got the hight correct so congtats!!!Star Fox intriguing facts #2 answer in Personal More Like This
CONTEST WINNERS!Ok, all you XJ-"niners" out there.CONTEST WINNERS! in Personal More Like This
The results are in.
First of all, I wanted to say thank you to those who entered the contest. All of you are splendid Jenny artists, which made my judging task a hair-pulling event.
Drum roll, please...:iconladrumplz:
Here are the winners of the MLAATR 10th Anniv. Contest!!
RUNNER-UP PRIZE [Winner]
And since I didn't receive any entries in the JennyxSheldon folder, I am rewarding one extra contestant.
[Bullet; Green]HONORABLE MENTION[Bullet; Green] [Winner]
Again, thanks to all of you for entering the contest.
Here's to Jenny! :iconxj9plz::iconcheersplz: [Winner]
M.L.A.A.T.R. 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ART CONTEST!!!To all Jenny & Sheldon group members, watchers & Admin. staff :M.L.A.A.T.R. 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ART CONTEST!!! in Personal More Like This
You all are invited to participate in a friendly art contest I will be holding right here in honor of Mlaatr's 10th Anniversary!
There will be PRIZES INCLUDED!
On August 1, 2003..We were introduced to XJ9, (Jenny) & her friends, & our world has become a safer place thanks to her!!
The contest begins Monday, May 27th & will end on Thursday, August 1. 2013. Your art submissions will be accepted until the August 1st deadline.
(*UPDATE* Contest deadline is now Sunday, August 4th!!!)
That should give you enough time to complete your artwork.
Listed below are rules & prize guidelines :
You may enter only ONE (1) of the new gallery folders that will be added :
1.) Jenny--> :iconxj9plz:
2.) --> JennyxSheldon :iconsheldonleeplz::iconxj9plz:
TOP PRIZE for EACH folder gallery: 3 (three) MONTH PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
M.L.A.A.T.R. Contest Update *PLEASE READ*!!Helllo, all you fellow Jenny & Sheldon Fanboys & Fangirls! :iconsheldonleeplz::iconxj9plz:M.L.A.A.T.R. Contest Update *PLEASE READ*!! in Personal More Like This
Are you getting excited?
I sure am.
The deadline is fast approaching for the M.L.A.A.T.R. 10th Anniversary art contest!
I know some of you are probably taking vacations, so I felt it would be of some help to give all of you a few extra days to submit your entry to the contest folders.
The new deadline is *SUNDAY, AUGUST 4th.*
I will begin Judging the entries the following week & the winners will then be announced soon after.
I am looking forward to seeing all of your artwork entries.
For reference, here again is the link for all of the contest rules:===>( http://jennysheldon.deviantart.com/journal/M-L-A-A-T-R-10-YEAR-ANNIVERSARY-ART-CONTEST-374036598 )
This is 88 MilesPrower,...signing off. :icon88milesprower::iconmicrophoneplz: