FoE-Redneck Version XDLink: May-ann, it shore nuff is borin around hee-ere.FoE-Redneck Version XD in Fan Fiction More Like This
The King: Mah bo-wah, this here peace is wut awll true wrrors strive fer.
Link: Ah jes wunnerin what that 'ol Ganon's up tew.
*Gwonam drives up in his pick-up truck*
Gwonam: Yalls majesty, that varment Ganon and his buddies have siezed the trailor park of Koridie.
The King: Huuuh? Uh..how can we help?
Gwonam: I dont rightly know what written here cause I shore nuff cant read, but I reckon that only Link here can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great maynard, I'll be grabbin mah stuffs.
Gwonam: There aint no time bo-wah, yalls shotgun is a nuff.
Link: Hows bout a little 'ol kiss...fer lu-uk?
Zelda: Yalls gotta be kiddin.
Gwonam: Squduluh, we iz awff.
Link: Whoo-wee! Wutar awll them hay-edds?
Gwonam: These here are'em faceses of ee-vul. Yalls must con-ker each.
Link: Ah ges ah bedder get-a goin.
Gwonam: Heresn the may-ap, wherein yalls wants to go?
*Later at Ganon's Single-wide*
Ganon: Join me Link, an ah'll make yalls face the greates
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The Top 10 evil things Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
10: He made most Hylians vote themselves out of Hyrule on a reality show.
9: He rigged the Hyrulian elections by making Hylians count "chad" votes.
8: He stole candy from ALL Hylian babies. XDD
7: He gave all the Hylian school kids noogies, wedgies, took thier lunch money, and then hoisted them up the school's flag poll by their underwear. LMAO XD(that was hilariously evil.)
6: He brought Jerry Springer's talk show to Hyrule.
5: He formed the Hyrule Democratic Party.
4: He magically turned all the cool Guitar Hero songs into "oldies" sang by Alvin and the Chipmunks. XDDD
3: He made Hylians wear Spongebob clothes.(that was especially evil. XD)
2: He tortured Hylians by making them play the Virtual Boy until their eyes were burned out of their sockets.
And the Number 1 evil thing that Ganondorf did to Hyrule while Link slept for 7 years:
1: He made ALL of Hyrule play CD-i Zelda games and watch Barney the Purple
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Top 10 Reasons Link played an Ocarina:
10: He liked the sound it made.
9: He joined the Temple of Time chior.
8: It annoyed Navi when he played off-key. XDDD
7: Because horses respond better to high pitched sounds.
6: It caused abnormal growth in frogs(which Link thought was cool).
5: Because Nintendo paid him 1 million rupees.
4: Because Hylian chicks dig flute players.
3: He only had to learn a few notes.
2: He used it to win the Hyrule Idol competition.
And the #1 Reason:
There wasnt any more room for his Guitar Hero and Rock Band set. LoL. XDD
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Impa: He went out to clear his head.
Zelda: Do ya know when he'll be back?
Impa: I guess when his head is empty.
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You Might Be A Zelda Fan If?
(by Hyrule-man Foxworthy)
- When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was a blonde, blue eyed Hylian boy staring back at you.
- You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to fin the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
- Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
- You forget all about food, sleep, and school and begin to focus on sharpening your fishing, training your horse, and shooting your fairy bow.
- You learn that the curency in Djibouti (in Africa) is Rupees while your in the library and start to freak out.(also currency of India)
- Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller.
- You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.
- Your to do list has down "Find Epona, Save Princess Zelda, Don't forget dinner!"
- You dive in the ocean when you see a whale and try to go in it's mouth to save Princess Ruto.
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Top 10 Reasons Ganondorf was so evil.
10: He wanted to say all the cool lines.
9: He liked doing the "MuWahahahaha" villian laugh.
8: His mom wouldnt let him take over the neighborhood.
7: Because the Gerudo teased him when he was a kid, and now he has issues.
6: He flunked ethical conduct classes in Gerudo school.
5: Too much Hardcore Hyrule Rock music.
4: Too much violence on Hyrule TV.
3: He thought "Ganonland" was a better name for the kingdom than Hyrule.
2: As a kid he was force-fed all the vegetables on his dinner plate.
And the #1 Reason:
Because a Hylian TP-ed his yard and put a flaming bag of dog poop on his front porch and he(Ganondorf) vowed revenge.
Faces of Evil-MST 3K styleHyrule-man, alicejenkins, and chaomaster walk into the theater.Faces of Evil-MST 3K style in Fan Fiction More Like This
>Faces of evil title scene
Hyrule-man: Also known as The Obama Administration.
>(Link) Gee, it sure is boring around here.
alicejenkins: Because you're in it.
>(King) Mah boi
Chaomaster: ..you're adopted.
>..this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
>(Link) I just wonder
alicejenkins: what 2 + 2 is.
>..Ganon's up to?
>Gwonam flies in on his flying carpet
Chaomaster: Thank you for flying Northwest,
>Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his..
>Hyrule-man Liberal Enlightened Eletists
> minions have seized the island of Koridie.
Chaomaster: because Koridians are too damn easy.
alicejenkins: (king) Oh damn, I forgot my line!!!!
> How can we help?
Hyrule-man: and by we I mean this loser over here in green clothes.
>Gwonam: It is written that
alicejenkins: IT TAKES TWO, BAY-BEH!
> only Link can..
Hyrule-man: look THAT gay and get away with it
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Donated by Gazordenplatt
Shadow: Is your refrigerator running?
Rouge: That joke is older than you!
Shadow: One moment, Chaos Control!
Rouge: Hello? No one's there. What- why do i get the feeling he's plotting something at my home?
Rouge: My fridge just transformed! (Calls Shadow) Shadow!
Shadow: Is your refrigerator running now?
Rouge: Yes, and now it has soda bottles for lasers, a turkey for a mace, and ice cube trays for shields.
Shadow: So it chose to stay and fight.
Rouge: That wasn't funny. Where'd you gat an Allspark shard?
Shadow: It was mixed in wih your emerald shards.
Donated by The--Puppetmaster
Eggman:*calls bartender* I'd like to speak to Pin Gas.
Bartender: PIN GAS! Is there a Pin Gas here?!
Eggman hangs up laughing his fat butt off.
Donated by The--Puppetmaster
Bunnie: *calls Antoine and is impersonating Sally* I'm pregnant and you're the father!
Antoine: Look, I'm REALLY sorry, Princess. You zee, my swimming trunks fell off and your bazing
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This is the list of the top 10 Greatest "Commercial License" games of all time. Bare in mind, this wasnt an easy list to make as 99% of all commercial license games are either average at best or suck at worst. However, I think I have compiled an accurate list of the Top 10 Greatest Commercial License games of all time.
The number 10 greatest commercial license game of all time is.... Disney's Aladdin(SNES/Genesis). Remember the days when Disney based Jump & Run still were a unique and enjoyable experience that could almost compete with the upper class consisting of milestones like the Super Mario Bros./World series, Donkey Kong Country or Sonic the Hedgehog. Well, "almost", but nevertheless, there really was a time when there were lots of games with a Disney license that were worth buying (nowadays, only Kingdom Hearts is left as a Disney based franchise worth of being purchased), and Disneys Aladdin for the SNES is one of them. While this version has been developed by Capcom, the equa
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Top 10 reasons Link rode a horse.
10: He tried riding cuccos, but kept on squishing them. (laughs out loud)
9: He tried riding the Owl from Death Mountain, but it kept on taking him to Impa's house.
8: He tried riding Princess Ruto(*ROFL*) but we all know fish cant swim on land.
7: He did a paper route on the side.
6: He delivered Hylian Pizza in 30 minutes or less.
5: Because manly men rode horses.
4: Because it sure beat walking everywhere.
3: He wanted to beat the strange man with the bunny ears in a race.
2: He got a great deal on horse shoes at the Lon Lon Ranch.
And the #1 reason:
It saved him a bunch of money on his car insurance.
Fly little childChild of air and lightFly little child in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
hiding within a cage
of leaves and twigs
why do you not rise?
One who hangs so near to the sky
has no right to neglect it
to return to the ground
and crawl amongst the worms beneath
like those you chose to rise above
like those who can only aspire
to be so near to the sky as you.
Child of feather and beauty
Hanging between wonder and despair
to do not hear the sound
of your wings' sadness
do you not hear how they weep?
How they beg for a return
for a chance
to bask amongst the clouds
for which they were meant to see.
Children of wonder and sunlight
will rise above your chains
of fear and hoplesness?
Rise and fly
above me , above the Earth
above all of us
and let us watch
from the shadows of your wings.
will you fly for yourself,
will you fly fo
And he saw the moon.Hidden awayAnd he saw the moon. in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
from his heart and home
and after his tears
had been stolen away ,
he looked up to sky
and saw the moon.
He wondered what this radiance
that still shined upon him
was, for even the sun
had forsaken him
and he blessed it
and deemed it his savior.
from love and light
and after his hope
had been stolen away,
he looked up
and saw the moon.
And each night he prayed
to its light's benevolence
and would place a chair
beneath it and reach
he was closer to its kindness.
from his wonder and worry
and after his care
had been stolen away ,
he looked up to sky
and saw the moon.
And he began to believe
and his belief cemented til
he began to know
there was no light<
There Is No Song For MeI once knew a manThere Is No Song For Me in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
no wings to speak of
A man who lost his voice
poor fool thought he could sing
While inhabiting a world
what a sad little world
So filled with noise
it was enough to deafen
The man couldn't help but envy.
Guess you forgot how I sound
So this man out of fear
I can still see his pain
Made his own world
I think I'm to blame
With nothing but silence to hear.
I'm still not ashamed.
I pierced the bubble
In his world
he swatted me away
Sound still found him
still I sang, and sang
How cruel it was
It's sad how fast a man...
how forced he was to fester
...can give up on himself.
In the very sounds he'd lost
"Why have you come to me?"
we're called mockingbirds for a reason
He wrote with his tears
and I laughed as he cried, and I laughed as he cried
I Asked Of ItI did not ask for itI Asked Of It in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It came to me in a swelling torrent
of effervescent vibrancy
blinding all which entered
to its hidden horrors.
However, that's a truth
I would come to learn
for I was not born wise
and was gifted with the curse
In my purity I a
All I ... am notI...am not so pridefulAll I ... am not in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
as to believe god loves me,
however if he's there
I'm sure he sees me
and I tire of his impartial gaze.
I...am not so naive
as to believe god hates me,
however if he's there
I'm sure hears me
and and I tire
of his continual invasion
into the few moments
in which I hide away.
I...am not so hopeful
as to believe god cares,
however if he's there
I'm sure he knows
the exact increments of tears
which my sorrowful soul
tries to drown itself within.
I...am not so faithful
as to believe god exists,
however if he's there
I ask he pry his oppressive gaze
from my pain
I plead he deafens his prying ears
from my sorrow
I beg he neglects his useless care
from my existence
or lack of there of
and let my misery's company
be me alone
A Love I Can't EscapeFor you I batheA Love I Can't Escape in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
in horribly wonderful decadence
that envelops me
crushing and choking me
beneath my own ambiguity
I haven't the heart
to hold to the utter
which I've come to feel for you
and it fears its own inability
to encompass such disgusting purity.
I want you
more than I'm willing to understand
and more than I'm willing to accept
still call to me
with such horrifying allure
that I can't help but approach
the cliff which I'm sure
will be my downfall
however perhaps if I gained you
in the fall
I might not mind.
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in covers and darkness
lest he see the nightmares
lest he see the nightmares
He tells me
in pained whisper
of the hate
discarded angels sing
from his walls
how god damns
the souls of those
so irreparably broken as him.
I try fashion my love
into a weapon that could
smite even those which god
could only nail to his walls
but my weapon is wasted
For these enemies are ones
I'll never see.
He tells me
in weakened screams
of the love
whisper from darkened corners
with false faces and intentions
how only they can protect him
how he must die
so he can be free of this burden
And though I use my love to scream
deafening hope to cloud such
I know he
The Things I've LostI lost my sightThe Things I've Lost in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
In a world
Of ephemeral light
Hiding a sea of glass
Which I willfully dived into
In the hopes to grab the stars
Reflected in those mirrors.
I lost my heart
In a fantasy
Of perfected eternity
Guising the struggles and pain
Which are wrought
From such delusion
Of true hardened love.
I lost my soul
In a frozen hell
I've lost the right to leave.
My demons tie me down
And I hold them close
For they're the only things
Which bring me warmth.
And I live
In this silent torture
Of my own selfish design
In the hopes
These things I've lost
Will one day be returned to me.
I love... and hate being a writerI hate being a writerI love... and hate being a writer in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
yet I love it too
though such ambiguous feelings
cannot be explained so simply...
I loathe the unsterilized ink
which continually poisons my veins
and pumps from an all too emotional heart
yet when this ink is set free
breathed from my syringe of a quill
I'm assailed by such a breathtaking sense
of relief and release that I forget
and become intoxicated on my own vile.
I abhor my blank eyes
which so incoherently delude me
as to what is real
that I am faced continually
with the realization that reality
will never be enough for me
and yet these blank eyes are the same
on which I paint such beautiful fantasies
and experiences which I faithfully adore.
I detest the imagination
which hosts menial plays with
unwritten roles and spitfire lines
and asks me to fill the holes
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Cooking with Yeto
In the Kitchen of the Snowpeak Ruins. The snow monster, Yeto, has a soup ready.
Yeto: HELLO. ME YETO. WELCOME TO COOKING WITH YETO. TODAY, YETO MAKE.... SUPREME SOUP. FIRST, GET POT BOILING. THEN, ADD REEKFISH. (dumps a Reekfish in the soup) JUST ADD IT ALL IN, BONES AND ALL. MAKES IT CRUNCHY. NEXT, ADD COBWEBS FOR TEXTURE.
Yeto drops in a couple of cobwebs to the soup. Link walks into the kitchen.
Link: Um, hello. I'm looking for the key to the bedroom?
Yeto: AH, HELLO, FRIEND. TRY SOUP. IT NOT READY YET, BUT IT WILL SOON. TRUST YETO.
Link: Uh, sure... (takes some in his bottle) Thank you. (leaves out the next door) I'll catch you later.
Yeto: OKAY, NEXT INGREDIENT... UH... WHAT IS IT....? AH, YES! ROTTEN TOMATOES! (dumps rotten tomatoes into the soup). ROTTEN
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Growing Up is Hard to Do
On top of the Demon Train. Link and Zelda, who has taken over the body of a Phantom, arrives at the front of the train to confront Chancellor Cole and the demon, Malladus. Malladus takes over Princess Zelda's body completely.
Malladus: ..... (smirks)
Link: Oh, no! We're too late.
Cole: So, Malladus, does this body please you?
Malladus: Yes.... this body is perfect.... I shall rise again, and nothing can stop me!
Zelda: Hey, you big bully, get out of my body right now before I hurt you.
Malladus: I wouldn't try that as my body is your body. If it goes, you're stuck in that phantom body forever, and I like this body very much.
Zelda: We'll see about..... EEEEEEEEHHHH....!
Link: What is it, Zelda? Another mouse?
Zelda: No..... I.... I....
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I.... I....
Cole: Oh, get on with it.
Zelda: ............... I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!! EWWWW!!!
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Sword Safety Rules
The ruins of Hyrule Castle. The Hero of Time, Link, fights the evil beast, Ganon, for the fate of Hyrule. Link strikes Ganon's tail. Ganon falls down, and then the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, immobilizes Ganon with her magic.
Zelda: Link, hurry! Deal the final blow to Ganon with the Master Sword. Then, the sages and I will seal him forever in the Dark Realm. Do it now!
Link: (turns to the camera) Hi, my name is Link, the Hero to Time. You know, we've had some fun here trying to save the land of Hyrule, but now, I wanna talk about something important.
Zelda: What in the name of the goddesses could be more important that this?!
Link: (steps up onto a rock with one leg and crosses his arms on his knees) Now you've seen me use my sword to vanquish my foes, but this is a video game. No one really gets hurt in a video game, but you can if you play aroun
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On top Ganon's Tower in the land of Hyrule, where it lays at the bottom of the sea, the King of Evil, Ganondorf, awaits for Link to come and rescue Princess Zelda.
Ganondorf: (Yawn) How long does it take to climb up some stupid rope? It's taking that kid even longer to get up here than it did to beat Puppet Ganon. ...Gah! My back! It itches! ... (tries to reach for the itch) Dang, I'll have to ignore it until I get the Triforce.
Link finally arrives at the top of Ganon's Tower.
Link: (panting) Hey, man, how about putting in an elevator, huh? It took me forever to get up here.
Ganondorf: Forget about that. We've got more important matters to worry about. You know, in my home land in the desert, ithe wind brought nothing but pain and suffering, day and night. However, the wind in Hyrule was just perfect. I... covetted that wind.
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The Treasure Scheme
In Ganon's Tower, the King of Evil, Ganondorf, has the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda, captured.
Zelda: You'll never get away with this, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: Oh, yes I will. Once I defeat the legendary Hero, I'll be unstoppable! Alright, minions, I'm open for suggestions on how to defeat the legendary Hero, Link.
Bokoblin: How about we just grab a gun and shoot him?
Ganondorf: There are no guns in the Legend of Zelda series. Use your head, you stupid Bokoblin!
Lizalfos: How about we just fire him out of a cannon?
Bokoblin: Hey, I was gonna say that!
Lizalfos: No, you weren't!
Bokoblin: Yes I was!
Ganondof: QUIET! BOTH OF YOU! Does anyone have any good ideas?
Moblin: I have an idea!
Ganondorf: Then spit it out!
Moblin: Okay, you know how in dungeons, when Link finds the Dungeon Map or Compass or that special item he needs to defeat the Dungeon Boss, that music plays?
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The Song of Sickness
Clock Town of Termina Field. Link and Tatl search for clues as to what to do in order to stop the Moon from crashing into the town and save the land from the evils of Majora's Mask.
Link: So, all I have to do is play the Song of Healing to a person whose soul is in need of healing, and I get a mask from them?
Tatl: That's what that Happy Mask Salesman told us, that is, if you believe him.
Link: Hmmm... where's a doctor's office? I wanna test something.
Tatl: Hey, Link, wait!
Link finds a doctor's office. He walks inside to see a man with a headcold blowing his nose.
Link: Hello, sir, allow me to cure you of that cold.
Man: Wait, what are you- ACHOO! ...saying? (Link plays the Song of Healing. The man's headcold vanishes) Whoa... I'm cured! Thanks, kid. (walks off) I owe you one.
Link: Alright, bring on the mask! .... Hey, where's my mask?
Tatl: (flies in) What are y
Kiriban: Eric and James"Do I have to wear this, Eric?", James sighed exasperatedly.Kiriban: Eric and James in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Shh", Eric answered with a crooked grin in his face, adjusting the oversized green sweater on his lover's shoulders. "You look adorable."
Gazing fiercely at his own look at the mirror, James felt ridiculous. Eric was more than a foot taller than him, so of course Eric's clothes would be too loose for him. The fact that James was slightly underweight did not help matters in the slightest.
"It's like I'm wearing a blanket.", he muttered to himself.
"Well, I like it."
James melted into a smile as he nodded negatively, trying his best to look serious and failing miserably. The honest, loving tone of Eric's voice always had that effect on him. He blushed, as he used to do when he noticed how much he liked the other man's company.
"Well, at least you didn't have me wear that scarf.", he said, adjusting his pants.
"I thought you liked my scarf!", blurted a slighty offended Eric.
"Oh, I love your English accent when you're aggravate
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1 overly attached friend
1 teaspoon of trust issues
A handful of exes
2 cups full of tears
2 cups of disappointment
Rage and sorrow to taste
1 jar of true love
Start with the exes. Add them one at a time to the pan. Slowly poor in the cups of disappointment. Sift it all together. When it looks incredibly painful and about to fall apart, add the tears and vigorously combine it all together. Check for taste; it should be incredibly sour. Add an overly attached friend and a teaspoon of trust issues. Bring it to a boil. When it's about to explode, add the jar full of true love.
Let it rest.
Serve with a side dish of respect and friendship.
Mechanical MalfunctionAs the midnight breeze fluttered his overcoat, he carefully checked all of his equipment. He clicked his night vision goggles on and sprang into action, jumping from the rooftop. He counted floors as he fell, carefully aiming his grapple gun and, in a moment that seemed to take forever, finally shot. The steam engines pounded louder than the sound of the grappling hook connecting itself. He swung on the cable, kicking his way through a glass window, rolling on the floor and onto his feet, nimble as a cat. Success.Mechanical Malfunction in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The door on the other side of the room opened with a mute click. Preferring action over thought for once, he ran. Pneumatic pistons on his boots clicked and clacked on every step, doubling the ground covered, increasing his speed. Grandstepping Boots, she called it. She never saw them working, he remembered. His determined grin covered by the gas mask, he kicked the guard hard and fast as soon as the door was opened. He took tha guard in his arms, arresting his fall ca
TrivelaJanice didn't rush towards the dome wall. She limped as fast as she could, shifting weight to her good foot, painfully moving forward. She splayed her hands on the transparent wall and gazed at the growing crack. I realized I was holding my breath - everyone was - but I relaxed when the crack stopped growing. Janice sighed, lowered her head and just stood there, hands still on the wall, her silhouette framed by the red sand outside.Trivela in Short Stories More Like This
I wanted to get up from the gray grass, to tell Janice it was all going to be okay. I wanted to tell her it was just a surface crack and that I would fix it in the morning, before I did my rounds checking the air conditioning. It would take me just a few minutes and it wasn't a big deal, it was just a matter of using a liquid neoplexiglass gun to refill it. The wall was fine and I was sure Janice knew it. I couldn't understand why she looked so upset. Was it her leg? Was it hurt that bad?
"It just… burst," Janice said, not even bothering to
Captain Falcon Facts 2(Some slight spoilers for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 and Kirby Super Star Ultra involved)Captain Falcon Facts 2 in Humor More Like This
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Captain Falcon can save the flow of time with only one and a half Time Gears.
Captain Falcon can beat The Arena, Helper To Hero, and The True Arena all at the same time, all in .001 seconds.
Lavos didn't destroy the future, he tried though. It was actually Captain Falcon when he was burping.
Captain Falcon can defeat Sephiroth by poking him.
If Captain Falcon was a water type Pokemon, he'd be immune to electric type attacks entirely. He's just that good.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to use a boost to get through.
Sonic uses a sword in his upcoming game because he was jealous of not being as fast as Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon could break Bowser's big galaxy reactor just by punching the ground on the first planet you're on.
Link turns into a wolf in twilight's presence. Twilight changes to regular light in Captain Falcon's presence.
Most Heartless all have the same
Captain Falcon Facts ReturnCaptain Falcon doesn't need a reason to screw the rules.Captain Falcon Facts Return in Profiles More Like This
In Scribblenauts, the main character's ability to summon absolutely everything was inspired by Captain Falcon's more mundane abilities.
Captain Falcon can perform FMA-style alchemy to the same extent as the most powerful alchemists on the show. And he doesn't even know alchemy. He doesn't have to.
Next to Captain Falcon, Charlie Sheen is losing.
The paintbrush gods in Okami aren't the zodiac, but rather the animals that Captain Falcon has allowed to live.
If you look at a photo and notice Captain Falcon mysteriously in the background of the photo, your life has been blessed.
May Captain Falcon be with The Force.
Captain Falcon doesn't need a Master Ball to capture Pokemon. Or any ball. Captain Falcon catches a Pokemon WITH HIS HANDS. Like a real man.
Leeroy Jenkins was inspired by Captain Falcon. Take note, never try Captain Falcon's moves at home.
Captain Falcon is Ramona Flowers's eighth evil ex-boyfriend. And it was mutual. Th
Captain Falcon Facts 4If you write Captain Falcon's name in the Death Note for any reason, you die instantly.Captain Falcon Facts 4 in Short Stories More Like This
Captain Falcon doesn't need the Spirit Tracks to be able to drive his train.
If you get an award and Captain Falcon says "I'm happy for you Imma let you finish", get off the stage and let him say what he needs to say.
If you write "Captain Falcon" in Scribblenauts, the game crashes due to manliness overload.
Captain Falcon was originally going to be the last opponent in the Gauntlet in Mario and Luigi 3. But they figured Bowser X would be less of a challenge in order to keep people playing.
Captain Falcon can go right to the Shake King in Wario Land Shake it without getting all the boss emblems. He will ride the Blue Falcon along the water, jump out, and crash into the Shake King's room.
Captain Falcon does not work at the Krusty Krab, nor did he ever, nor will he ever. But he still knows the formula.
The conflict in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" would've been resolved in 10 seconds or less if they replace
Captain Falcon Facts 3Captain Falcon is a secret playable character in Guitar Hero. Only the manliest of the manly can play as him.Captain Falcon Facts 3 in Humor More Like This
Captain Falcon can beat Flandre Scarlet in 32 seconds. And the first 31 seconds are just Captain Falcon showing off.
Captain Falcon was going to be the hero in Final Fantasy Seven, but Sephiroth was too afraid of what would happen if he stabbed Captain Falcons girl friend.
Captain Falcon got the Fierce Deitys Mask without giving away any other masks. Then he threw away the Fierce Deitys Mask because he said itd be a downgrade.
Captain Falcon never looks at anyone directly. If he does, they die instantly.
When Captain Falcon plays Pokemon Ranger 2, he doesnt need the upgraded Styler to capture brainwashed Pokemon.
He doesnt even need to capture. Captain Falcon can perform any Target Clear needed, by merely looking at the object.
Captain Falcon is actually immune to Tabuus Off-Waves, but he wanted Dedede, Ness, and Luigi to have some spot
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Captain Falcon can stop the Void from destroying all worlds with only one Pure Heart.
Tingle is so weird because Captain Falcon used the Falcon Punch on him a little hard - as a warning to anyone who dares anger Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is actually faster than Sonic, but didn't want to make him feel bad.
Captain Falcon doesn't need the Blue Falcon to win races, but winning them on foot is just too easy.
Captain Falcon CAN grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.
Ganondorf is a clone of Captain Falcon in Smash Bros. because the Triforce of Power grants Ganondorf ultimate power - which is Captain Falcon's power.
Captain Falcon is low tier because Sakurai didn't want him to go too hard on the other fighters.
Captain Falcon always uses the Random button in Brawl, he doesn't need a certain character to win.
Captain Falcon doesn't have the game decide what Pokemon he'll be in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - He CHOOSES what Pokemon he's going to be.
Captain Falcon wears a
Play BallPlay Ball in Short Stories More Like This
Coach Jackson looked at his girls middle school baseball team and frowned, sure the team had high spirits, but they did not have a batter that was good, they had a great pitcher, short stop, outfielders, back catchers, and base, but a batter they did not have. Because of that, they could not win a game.
"I sure wish a batter could be part of this team," Coach Jackson said to himself.
On another field, the boy's high school baseball team was practicing, and their batter, Brent, was practicing hitting the ball, sure he wasn't the best batter, but he gave the team points.
"Brent! Could you come over here!?" his coach yelled, Brent put his bat down and ran up to the coach.
"Well Brent, Jackson from the girls middle school baseball team called, asking for a person to show his team how to bat,"
"And you want me to do it?"
"It would make Jackson happy, and besides, consider this as a way to get to know other teams,"
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It was summer vacation, and Sheldon was sitting around his house watching TV. Sheldon was 17 years old, had blonde hair, blue eyes, was about 5' 5, and was quite skinny. As he was watching TV his mom came down to talk to him.
"Sheldon, you need to get out of the house," Sheldon's mom said in a stern voice.
"But Mom, there is nothing to do,"
"Nothing to do!? How about the beach!?"
"Look Mom, can I stay in for 2 more hours?" Sheldon asked, even though he was 17, he acted like a child sometimes.
"No, I want you out of the house now!"
"Fine!" Sheldon said and turned off the TV.
Outside, Sheldon was walking to the beach, grumbling to himself, he hated the beach because the water was always cold, and he felt jealous at the fact that he couldn't have the same build as some of the guys he saw. While waiting at a stop light, he saw a billboard for a store called Urban Magic.
"Huh I wonder what type a store it is?" Sheldon said to himself, wanting to s
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"God damn it! I can't find any place that I can work!" Robert yelled, at no in particular. Robert was 18 years old, had short spiky brown hair, was 5' 6, and had a medium build. He has been looking for a job for three days, but with no luck. He kicked a can from his path and sat down on a bench. He had no idea how he was going to find one, the province he lived in was not in a rescission, and was doing extremely well.
"I wish there was a place that was just opening," Robert said to himself, a gust of wind came, bringing a newspaper to his face, taking the newspaper off he saw that in the adds, was a new restaurant opening, and that it needs new workers.
He looked through the add, and saw that the restaurant opened today. Putting down the direction on a receipt that he had, and ran off.
Robert stared at the restaurant that was in front of him. The restaurant was about the size of a company owned restaur
Baby Sitting Craze"I'm 14 I don't need a baby sitter,"Baby Sitting Craze in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm sorry Mimi, but I don't trust you being in the house alone,"
Mimi gave a grunt and sat on a chair with her arms folded, her brother Sparkz was going to see a movie with his friends, she wanted to see it to but the movie was rated R, so she couldn't go. Sparkz got a baby sitter for her to keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't do anything wrong. Sparkz was finished getting ready when he heard a knock at the door, he walked to the door and opened to see his neighbor Connor at the door.
"Thanks for agreeing to baby sit my sister,"
"No problem, it's the least I could do,"
"Okay I'll be back in three hours, don't do anything stupid," with that said Sparkz walked outside and closed the door. Connor went into the living room and saw Mimi sitting on a chair looking pissed. He walked up to her and noticed her pink hair.
"Is the colour of your hair natural?"
30 minutes went by and Mimi was
Neko Girlfriend TGNeko Girlfriend TG in Short Stories More Like This
Peter was at the mall with his friend Cameron, talking about what they want in a girlfriend.
"I want my girlfriend to be smart, beautiful, and to be able to defend herself," Peter said, Peter was 18 years old, had brown hair, blue eyes, and was 5' 7. Cameron was also 18, but had blonde shaggy hair, green eyes, and was 5'8.
"I want my girlfriend to be a neko," Cameron said, which made Peter to start chuckling.
"A neko? Cameron you know that they don't exist,"
"So, I like nekos,"
"Cameron, you have to face the fact that you will never find a neko, now if you excuse me, I have to get to work,"
With that Peter got up to get to his job, while Cameron sat in his seat talking to
"Man this sucks, I'm the only one who wants a girlfriend that doesn't exist, I wish I did have a neko girlfriend,"
Little did Cameron know, a witch was sitting in a different table, and heard his wish.
"So he wants a neko, well I'll give him one, but he will lose a friend," T
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.2 A RussiaxNyoChina FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.2 A RussiaxNyoChina Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A few weeks has passed since the couple had that steamy night. Right now it's early in the morning and China is just getting up she is wearing a red and pink chinese-style pajamas. She looks to her side to see that her husband Russia is already up and about because he's not in bed. She feels a little queasy when she first gets up from bed but it subsided moments later. She sees her stuffed panda that Russia bought her when they started dating on the nightstand and grabs a hold of it.
"Hmmm it all started with this cute little thing aru" smiles China as she then holds the panda near her chest. She then walks into the Living room where she smells food being cooked as she walks to the kitchen she sees her husband Russia who is wearing a white tank top along with his older sister's scarf around his neck and gray sweatpants.
"Zǎoshang hǎo, qīn'ài de ā lǔ" smiles China as she kisses Russia
"Dobroye utro tebe slishkom<
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.1 RussiaxNyoChina FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.1 RussiaxNyoChina Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey Hetalia and Rochu fans I hope you guys like my first Hetalia and Rochu fanfic!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
The Newlyweds China and her husband Russia are now in bed and have been resting from having sex non-stop for about 5 hours. And China is in a lot of pain
*Damn I can't feel my legs anymore! aru* thinks a exhausted China rubbing her legs while being being embraced by Russia *We just had 7 rounds of sex and I'm surprised my body isnt all the way torn aru"
"Hey honey" says Russia who brings China closer into his embrace and snuggles her as he whispers into her ear "Are you ready?"
With a face a terror she thought to herself *Again aru?! I don't think my body will be able to take it aru. But its too late I'm already caught aru*
[1 hour later]
"Hey China are you ok?" asks a concerned Russia who is cuddled up with China
"No my whole entire body is aching aru!" whines China who tries to punch Russia bt is too tired to do
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.5 A Rochu FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.5 A Rochu Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey everyone! Back with another chapter! Sorry about the delay I had a little writers block with this. But thas hopefully out the window. But honestly I might redo this chapter though. But other than that enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
"Yeah Lithuania I'm having your baby" says Belarus
Lithuania started to have tears fall from his face
"Huh this can't be right?" says a teary-eyed Lithuania
"Huh?" says Belarus
"This can't be?!" says a shocked Lithuania
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" says a now mad Korea who rushes at Lithuania and pulls him by the collar of his shirt while Lithuania was still saying "This can't be?!"
"Korea calm down!" says America
"Why should I?!" says Korea
"Please….." says Belarus "Stop Korea!"
"Why should I Belarus?!" asks a pissed Korea "This man doesn't look like he's gonna take responsibility!"
Belarus then just gets up and rushes out of the house.
"Belarus!" says Lithuania who pushes Korea off of him and c
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.4 a Hetalia RussiaxNyoChinaI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.4 a Hetalia RussiaxNyoChina in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey guys and gals back with another one! The moment you all been waiting for the results of the pregnancy tests and also the father of Belarus child is revealed! Anyways without further ado enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
Russia is just arriving home to give his wife the pregnancy test, He walks in to smelt the sound of vomit which is coming from the bathroom.
Russia sighs to himself before saying "Oh man I don't even think we need to take the test now"
Russia walks into the bathroom to see China bent over in the toilet vomiting.
"Hey honey having fun?" jokes Russia as he walks in
China lifts her head to see Russia walking in
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HAVING FU-" snaps China who drops her face back in to throw up some more
[5 mins later]
"Wow what happened?" asks Russia
"I was drinking some water aru" says China "And all of a sudden I had to rush to the bathroom to throw up"
"Well" says Russia who gives h
C - Down TimeFallon sat on the roof of the head quarters as she stared out at the city below her. A few strands of her chocolate hair slipped free from her ponytail and whipped about her face, refusing to stay put no matter how many times she slid them back behind her ears. Eventually she had given up and just allowed them to fly free.C - Down Time in Romance More Like This
She was reflecting back on the chaos that had been plaguing their city during the past few weeks. There were whispers around HQ that things were only going to get worse in the coming days. A part of her hoped that the suspicions were wrong. After all, it was her job to protect the people and she would never wish harm on them. Then again, she could not help but look forward to an opportunity to prove her worth around here.
The roof door squeaked open behind her, causing her back to turn ridged. This was her down time, her rare few moments to relax and she was not at all interested in spending it engaged in mindless chit-chat. She twisted around to let the newcomer kno
AT - An Unlikely PairEach day he would watch her from afar as she returned to the same valley again and again. Patiently he would wait, sitting around for hours on end until she would arrive, usually at the height of the day. She would come down from the sky and land in the soft grass. Her feathered wings would fold up against her back, unfurling only when she was about to leave again late in the evening. He would sit at a distance and watch her each day, never moving, never approaching her. Just watching and waiting until her next return.AT - An Unlikely Pair in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
She was a stunning woman, though most angels were gifted with unearthly beauty. This was far from his first time running into an angel, and it was not her looks that captivated him. It was not her peaceful nature, either. Such a thing would have an effect on mere humans, but not upon a dweller of Hell such as himself. Truthfully, he was not even fully sure what it was about her that caused his obsession, but he did not really care. He was content to enjoy her withou
AT - Training"You're not kicking high enough."AT - Training in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Mark ignored his sister and continued on with his training. Thrust right, thrust left, spin kick. He landed shakily from the kick, having to pause a moment before restarting the cycle. For some reason he was never able to land easily like their instructor was able to, no matter how hard he tried.
"Kick higher!" Mindy urged him once more from the sidelines. "Get your leg up there. It's throwing you off balance."
He shot a glare over to his twin sister but somehow managed to keep from snapping at her. It was rare for him to hold back from a argument with her, but right now it was more important to get this set done with. Mark took a deep breath and slipped into stance once more. Thrust right, thrust left, spin kick.
This time he was not able to regain his balance at all, his ankles twisting beneath him as they dumped him hard onto the floor.
"I told you to -"
"And I'm telling you to shut up!" Mark shot back. He saw Mindy's face fall, but did not really c
Dragon Ball Z Funny QuotesVegeta: "so it's the old giant bug in the ground trick" (on Arlia) DBZ 004Dragon Ball Z Funny Quotes in Comedy More Like This
Vegeta: "let's go Nappa, we couldn't give this place away if we wanted to"
Nappa: "but that thing back there said we were heroes"
Vegeta: "being a hero is highly overrated." DBZ 004
Piccolo: "Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training."
Master Roshi: "What?"
Krillin: "No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!"
Krillin: "You just wanna gobble him up!"
Piccolo: "I do not!" DBZ 006.
Gohan: "you don't have to fight my daddy, there's no need to now because I can tell that you've changes and you're not such a nasty person anymore."
Gohan: "you're like one of the family now; yeah you're like my big green uncle."
Piccolo: "ah guh mah, you talk way to much kid, be quiet and go to sleep, tomorrows lesson is going to be the hardest one you've had yet." (Gohan goe
Dragon Ball GT Funny QuotesBulma: "He hung up"Dragon Ball GT Funny Quotes in Comedy More Like This
Gohan: "Who hung up?"
Bulma: "Some guy complaining about your father for some reason."
Gohan: "Was it someone from a restaurant? We get those calls a lot" DBGT 02
Vegeta: (to trunks when he flew out of his capsule corp window) "Son there's the easy way and then there's the fun way" (he then drags Goten and trunks through the corridor) DBGT 02
Goten: "You do know I have a date tonight"
Vegeta: "Dating is for the weak!"
Trunks: "What about me? I am the president of Capsule Corp"
Vegeta: "Well then consider this a hostile takeover." DBGT 02
Goten: (to Valiece on the phone) "Yeah I know. It sounds like bolonie but I am not making it up it's the truth. What? Look I can barely hear you. If you're gonna yell at me you're going to have to be louder." (Space ship takes off) "You still there. Good! Guess what? Change of plans, my schedule cleared up." DBGT 02
Pan: "Grandpa stop acting so silly. They don't want to give you a shot. There's nothing wrong with you!"
Dragon Ball Funny QuotesBulma: (hits Goku with car) "yikes is he dead?.. wow your alive?"Dragon Ball Funny Quotes in Comedy More Like This
Goku: "so you thought you finished me off? Well you're not going to get my fish that easy you big monster." (Lifts up Bulma's car.)
Bulma: "stop it! What are you doing?"
Goku: "This is for hitting me." (Throws car.) "There that'll teach you to try and take my fish, sneaking up on me like that. Well I am ready for you this time. Why don't you come out of your shell and fight me. What's wrong? Don't tell me you used up all your power already monster."
Bulma: "not quite!" (gets gun out.) 'Uh (gulps)
Goku: "Grunts holy cow, gah what was that?"
Bulma: "but.. how did you? You shouldn't be alive kid!"
Goku: "so you thought you had finished me off again huh. DB 01
Bulma: "look your suppose to cover up the front" (getting ready to bath Goku)
Goku: "you mean like this?" (covers up his face with the towel) DB 02
Goku: (wakes up earlier than Bulma and gets into bed with her, feels her and realises she has no balls.) "strange, (start
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I followed Harry, Louis and Niall into the room and tried to hide my surprised face as I walked in the door. It looked like it had been raided by a robber. I looked to Niall to see if he was shocked too but he looked perfectly at ease. I realized their rooms must always be this messy.
"Excuse the mess" Harry's deep voice said nicely as he stepped over a pile of clothes. Niall lay down on the couch, patting the spot beside him. I went to sit down, drawing my knees into my chest so I was comfortable. Niall slung his arm along the couch above my head and asked Louis about dinner. We flipped through the menus and decided on Chinese food. I made the orders over the phone because the boy's couldn't agree long enough to speak.
"Two orders of lemon chicken" I said into the receiver as Niall and Harry fought over rice.
"Vegetable!" Harry whispered to me. I looked at him nervously as I covered the phone with my hand.
"No! White with soy sauce!" Niall said louder.
"Just get noodles!"
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I walked down the hall in a good mood, being with Harry and Louis was leaving me on an almost high feeling. I grabbed my phone out of my sweater pocket and checked the time quickly before beginning to turn the small corner to get to my room. Just as I was about to look up I walked directly into something hard, I shot my head up to see Liam rubbing his chest. I felt my cheeks turn pink as I dropped my mouth open, of all the boys I could walk into it had to be Liam.
"I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention!" I squeaked.
"Its fine, you alright?" He asked with a smile as he placed one hand on my shoulder. I nodded yes and stared at his brown eyes, they looked sad but not as tired as the day before.
"You alright?" I questioned as he locked eyes with me. He shrugged his shoulders and gave me another small smile.
"Girl trouble?" I asked sarcastically, he laughed and nodded yes as he dropped his arm to his side.
"They're all bad news" I winked, trying to get him to laugh- it worked