I love... and hate being a writerI hate being a writerI love... and hate being a writer in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
yet I love it too
though such ambiguous feelings
cannot be explained so simply...
I loathe the unsterilized ink
which continually poisons my veins
and pumps from an all too emotional heart
yet when this ink is set free
breathed from my syringe of a quill
I'm assailed by such a breathtaking sense
of relief and release that I forget
and become intoxicated on my own vile.
I abhor my blank eyes
which so incoherently delude me
as to what is real
that I am faced continually
with the realization that reality
will never be enough for me
and yet these blank eyes are the same
on which I paint such beautiful fantasies
and experiences which I faithfully adore.
I detest the imagination
which hosts menial plays with
unwritten roles and spitfire lines
and asks me to fill the holes
The Music Won't Let Me SleepIt jars meThe Music Won't Let Me Sleep in Free Verse More Like This
from the fitful terror
of mine own heart
of my hardened soul
as my body moves
without either's permission
I let the melody's quake
keep me awake
though sleep still calls to me
in loving lyrics
I can't let myself believe
else the music may leave me
to dreadful whispers of silence,
I lose myself
amongst the veins
of dulcet flow
and elastic beats of rhythm
mimicking what I once hoped
was a living heart.
Cloaked in another body
of mellifluous hatred and love
I try to conquer my soul
my husk acting the motions
of its siege
a silent cry
with a hand reaching
for a sun seen only
by listening eyes.
I move and listen with my being
offer everything else away,
The Things I've LostI lost my sightThe Things I've Lost in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
In a world
Of ephemeral light
Hiding a sea of glass
Which I willfully dived into
In the hopes to grab the stars
Reflected in those mirrors.
I lost my heart
In a fantasy
Of perfected eternity
Guising the struggles and pain
Which are wrought
From such delusion
Of true hardened love.
I lost my soul
In a frozen hell
I've lost the right to leave.
My demons tie me down
And I hold them close
For they're the only things
Which bring me warmth.
And I live
In this silent torture
Of my own selfish design
In the hopes
These things I've lost
Will one day be returned to me.
my brother's room holds both heaven and hellHe envelops himselfmy brother's room holds both heaven and hell in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
in covers and darkness
lest he see the nightmares
lest he see the nightmares
He tells me
in pained whisper
of the hate
discarded angels sing
from his walls
how god damns
the souls of those
so irreparably broken as him.
I try fashion my love
into a weapon that could
smite even those which god
could only nail to his walls
but my weapon is wasted
For these enemies are ones
I'll never see.
He tells me
in weakened screams
of the love
whisper from darkened corners
with false faces and intentions
how only they can protect him
how he must die
so he can be free of this burden
And though I use my love to scream
deafening hope to cloud such
I know he
All I ... am notI...am not so pridefulAll I ... am not in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
as to believe god loves me,
however if he's there
I'm sure he sees me
and I tire of his impartial gaze.
I...am not so naive
as to believe god hates me,
however if he's there
I'm sure hears me
and and I tire
of his continual invasion
into the few moments
in which I hide away.
I...am not so hopeful
as to believe god cares,
however if he's there
I'm sure he knows
the exact increments of tears
which my sorrowful soul
tries to drown itself within.
I...am not so faithful
as to believe god exists,
however if he's there
I ask he pry his oppressive gaze
from my pain
I plead he deafens his prying ears
from my sorrow
I beg he neglects his useless care
from my existence
or lack of there of
and let my misery's company
be me alone
And he saw the moon.Hidden awayAnd he saw the moon. in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
from his heart and home
and after his tears
had been stolen away ,
he looked up to sky
and saw the moon.
He wondered what this radiance
that still shined upon him
was, for even the sun
had forsaken him
and he blessed it
and deemed it his savior.
from love and light
and after his hope
had been stolen away,
he looked up
and saw the moon.
And each night he prayed
to its light's benevolence
and would place a chair
beneath it and reach
he was closer to its kindness.
from his wonder and worry
and after his care
had been stolen away ,
he looked up to sky
and saw the moon.
And he began to believe
and his belief cemented til
he began to know
there was no light<
I Asked Of ItI did not ask for itI Asked Of It in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It came to me in a swelling torrent
of effervescent vibrancy
blinding all which entered
to its hidden horrors.
However, that's a truth
I would come to learn
for I was not born wise
and was gifted with the curse
In my purity I a
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no wings to speak of
A man who lost his voice
poor fool thought he could sing
While inhabiting a world
what a sad little world
So filled with noise
it was enough to deafen
The man couldn't help but envy.
Guess you forgot how I sound
So this man out of fear
I can still see his pain
Made his own world
I think I'm to blame
With nothing but silence to hear.
I'm still not ashamed.
I pierced the bubble
In his world
he swatted me away
Sound still found him
still I sang, and sang
How cruel it was
It's sad how fast a man...
how forced he was to fester
...can give up on himself.
In the very sounds he'd lost
"Why have you come to me?"
we're called mockingbirds for a reason
He wrote with his tears
and I laughed as he cried, and I laughed as he cried
A Love I Can't EscapeFor you I batheA Love I Can't Escape in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
in horribly wonderful decadence
that envelops me
crushing and choking me
beneath my own ambiguity
I haven't the heart
to hold to the utter
which I've come to feel for you
and it fears its own inability
to encompass such disgusting purity.
I want you
more than I'm willing to understand
and more than I'm willing to accept
still call to me
with such horrifying allure
that I can't help but approach
the cliff which I'm sure
will be my downfall
however perhaps if I gained you
in the fall
I might not mind.
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"I'm sorry Mimi, but I don't trust you being in the house alone,"
Mimi gave a grunt and sat on a chair with her arms folded, her brother Sparkz was going to see a movie with his friends, she wanted to see it to but the movie was rated R, so she couldn't go. Sparkz got a baby sitter for her to keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't do anything wrong. Sparkz was finished getting ready when he heard a knock at the door, he walked to the door and opened to see his neighbor Connor at the door.
"Thanks for agreeing to baby sit my sister,"
"No problem, it's the least I could do,"
"Okay I'll be back in three hours, don't do anything stupid," with that said Sparkz walked outside and closed the door. Connor went into the living room and saw Mimi sitting on a chair looking pissed. He walked up to her and noticed her pink hair.
"Is the colour of your hair natural?"
30 minutes went by and Mimi was
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Peter was at the mall with his friend Cameron, talking about what they want in a girlfriend.
"I want my girlfriend to be smart, beautiful, and to be able to defend herself," Peter said, Peter was 18 years old, had brown hair, blue eyes, and was 5' 7. Cameron was also 18, but had blonde shaggy hair, green eyes, and was 5'8.
"I want my girlfriend to be a neko," Cameron said, which made Peter to start chuckling.
"A neko? Cameron you know that they don't exist,"
"So, I like nekos,"
"Cameron, you have to face the fact that you will never find a neko, now if you excuse me, I have to get to work,"
With that Peter got up to get to his job, while Cameron sat in his seat talking to
"Man this sucks, I'm the only one who wants a girlfriend that doesn't exist, I wish I did have a neko girlfriend,"
Little did Cameron know, a witch was sitting in a different table, and heard his wish.
"So he wants a neko, well I'll give him one, but he will lose a friend," T
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"God damn it! I can't find any place that I can work!" Robert yelled, at no in particular. Robert was 18 years old, had short spiky brown hair, was 5' 6, and had a medium build. He has been looking for a job for three days, but with no luck. He kicked a can from his path and sat down on a bench. He had no idea how he was going to find one, the province he lived in was not in a rescission, and was doing extremely well.
"I wish there was a place that was just opening," Robert said to himself, a gust of wind came, bringing a newspaper to his face, taking the newspaper off he saw that in the adds, was a new restaurant opening, and that it needs new workers.
He looked through the add, and saw that the restaurant opened today. Putting down the direction on a receipt that he had, and ran off.
Robert stared at the restaurant that was in front of him. The restaurant was about the size of a company owned restaur
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Allen was on his farm, picking apples and putting them in baskets. His family has been in the apple business for 5 generations, and they were planning to stay in the business for many more generations to com. Now even though Allen was the hardest worker on the farm, his big brother was to get it when their father dies.
As Allen was picking apples he felt a slight shiver come over him, it stopped and Allen looked confused, why did he get a sudden shiver? He shrugged his shoulders and continued to work.
As he climbed down the ladder, his blonde hair grew till it reached the bottom of his neck, and tied itself into a ponytail near the bottom. Allen didn't know why, but he liked his hair long, maybe it was because it made him feel freer in the world, he didn't know, but he didn't care.
Allen picked up the basket of apples and a long blonde horse tail grew from his spine, and tied itself in a pony tail near the bottom. Allen loved the t
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Nick was at home, bored out of his mind, there was nothing on TV, all of his friends were out of town, and he played all of his games. He slumped on his couch and sighed.
"I wish there was something I could do," Nick said, he than widen his eyes in realization, there was something he could do. He got up and ran out of the house to the outskirts of town.
Once there he followed a trail to an old dojo, it was believed to be a dojo where people train to become ninja's. But people stopped coming there and it was closed off, but it was believed that an old man was there, waiting for a new student. Nick walked up to it, opened up one of the windows, and went inside, his shoes went on to a polished wooden floor; this surprised him, since the dojo closed 5 years ago.
Nick walked through the dojo seeing that the entire place was clean, not a single cobweb was in any of the rooms, the windows were clean, even the training equipment was spotless. He cont
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It was summer vacation, and Sheldon was sitting around his house watching TV. Sheldon was 17 years old, had blonde hair, blue eyes, was about 5' 5, and was quite skinny. As he was watching TV his mom came down to talk to him.
"Sheldon, you need to get out of the house," Sheldon's mom said in a stern voice.
"But Mom, there is nothing to do,"
"Nothing to do!? How about the beach!?"
"Look Mom, can I stay in for 2 more hours?" Sheldon asked, even though he was 17, he acted like a child sometimes.
"No, I want you out of the house now!"
"Fine!" Sheldon said and turned off the TV.
Outside, Sheldon was walking to the beach, grumbling to himself, he hated the beach because the water was always cold, and he felt jealous at the fact that he couldn't have the same build as some of the guys he saw. While waiting at a stop light, he saw a billboard for a store called Urban Magic.
"Huh I wonder what type a store it is?" Sheldon said to himself, wanting to s
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Coach Jackson looked at his girls middle school baseball team and frowned, sure the team had high spirits, but they did not have a batter that was good, they had a great pitcher, short stop, outfielders, back catchers, and base, but a batter they did not have. Because of that, they could not win a game.
"I sure wish a batter could be part of this team," Coach Jackson said to himself.
On another field, the boy's high school baseball team was practicing, and their batter, Brent, was practicing hitting the ball, sure he wasn't the best batter, but he gave the team points.
"Brent! Could you come over here!?" his coach yelled, Brent put his bat down and ran up to the coach.
"Well Brent, Jackson from the girls middle school baseball team called, asking for a person to show his team how to bat,"
"And you want me to do it?"
"It would make Jackson happy, and besides, consider this as a way to get to know other teams,"
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Sword Safety Rules
The ruins of Hyrule Castle. The Hero of Time, Link, fights the evil beast, Ganon, for the fate of Hyrule. Link strikes Ganon's tail. Ganon falls down, and then the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, immobilizes Ganon with her magic.
Zelda: Link, hurry! Deal the final blow to Ganon with the Master Sword. Then, the sages and I will seal him forever in the Dark Realm. Do it now!
Link: (turns to the camera) Hi, my name is Link, the Hero to Time. You know, we've had some fun here trying to save the land of Hyrule, but now, I wanna talk about something important.
Zelda: What in the name of the goddesses could be more important that this?!
Link: (steps up onto a rock with one leg and crosses his arms on his knees) Now you've seen me use my sword to vanquish my foes, but this is a video game. No one really gets hurt in a video game, but you can if you play aroun
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The Treasure Scheme
In Ganon's Tower, the King of Evil, Ganondorf, has the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda, captured.
Zelda: You'll never get away with this, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: Oh, yes I will. Once I defeat the legendary Hero, I'll be unstoppable! Alright, minions, I'm open for suggestions on how to defeat the legendary Hero, Link.
Bokoblin: How about we just grab a gun and shoot him?
Ganondorf: There are no guns in the Legend of Zelda series. Use your head, you stupid Bokoblin!
Lizalfos: How about we just fire him out of a cannon?
Bokoblin: Hey, I was gonna say that!
Lizalfos: No, you weren't!
Bokoblin: Yes I was!
Ganondof: QUIET! BOTH OF YOU! Does anyone have any good ideas?
Moblin: I have an idea!
Ganondorf: Then spit it out!
Moblin: Okay, you know how in dungeons, when Link finds the Dungeon Map or Compass or that special item he needs to defeat the Dungeon Boss, that music plays?
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On top Ganon's Tower in the land of Hyrule, where it lays at the bottom of the sea, the King of Evil, Ganondorf, awaits for Link to come and rescue Princess Zelda.
Ganondorf: (Yawn) How long does it take to climb up some stupid rope? It's taking that kid even longer to get up here than it did to beat Puppet Ganon. ...Gah! My back! It itches! ... (tries to reach for the itch) Dang, I'll have to ignore it until I get the Triforce.
Link finally arrives at the top of Ganon's Tower.
Link: (panting) Hey, man, how about putting in an elevator, huh? It took me forever to get up here.
Ganondorf: Forget about that. We've got more important matters to worry about. You know, in my home land in the desert, ithe wind brought nothing but pain and suffering, day and night. However, the wind in Hyrule was just perfect. I... covetted that wind.
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The Song of Sickness
Clock Town of Termina Field. Link and Tatl search for clues as to what to do in order to stop the Moon from crashing into the town and save the land from the evils of Majora's Mask.
Link: So, all I have to do is play the Song of Healing to a person whose soul is in need of healing, and I get a mask from them?
Tatl: That's what that Happy Mask Salesman told us, that is, if you believe him.
Link: Hmmm... where's a doctor's office? I wanna test something.
Tatl: Hey, Link, wait!
Link finds a doctor's office. He walks inside to see a man with a headcold blowing his nose.
Link: Hello, sir, allow me to cure you of that cold.
Man: Wait, what are you- ACHOO! ...saying? (Link plays the Song of Healing. The man's headcold vanishes) Whoa... I'm cured! Thanks, kid. (walks off) I owe you one.
Link: Alright, bring on the mask! .... Hey, where's my mask?
Tatl: (flies in) What are y
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Growing Up is Hard to Do
On top of the Demon Train. Link and Zelda, who has taken over the body of a Phantom, arrives at the front of the train to confront Chancellor Cole and the demon, Malladus. Malladus takes over Princess Zelda's body completely.
Malladus: ..... (smirks)
Link: Oh, no! We're too late.
Cole: So, Malladus, does this body please you?
Malladus: Yes.... this body is perfect.... I shall rise again, and nothing can stop me!
Zelda: Hey, you big bully, get out of my body right now before I hurt you.
Malladus: I wouldn't try that as my body is your body. If it goes, you're stuck in that phantom body forever, and I like this body very much.
Zelda: We'll see about..... EEEEEEEEHHHH....!
Link: What is it, Zelda? Another mouse?
Zelda: No..... I.... I....
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I.... I....
Cole: Oh, get on with it.
Zelda: ............... I HAVE A ZIT!!!!!! EWWWW!!!
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Cooking with Yeto
In the Kitchen of the Snowpeak Ruins. The snow monster, Yeto, has a soup ready.
Yeto: HELLO. ME YETO. WELCOME TO COOKING WITH YETO. TODAY, YETO MAKE.... SUPREME SOUP. FIRST, GET POT BOILING. THEN, ADD REEKFISH. (dumps a Reekfish in the soup) JUST ADD IT ALL IN, BONES AND ALL. MAKES IT CRUNCHY. NEXT, ADD COBWEBS FOR TEXTURE.
Yeto drops in a couple of cobwebs to the soup. Link walks into the kitchen.
Link: Um, hello. I'm looking for the key to the bedroom?
Yeto: AH, HELLO, FRIEND. TRY SOUP. IT NOT READY YET, BUT IT WILL SOON. TRUST YETO.
Link: Uh, sure... (takes some in his bottle) Thank you. (leaves out the next door) I'll catch you later.
Yeto: OKAY, NEXT INGREDIENT... UH... WHAT IS IT....? AH, YES! ROTTEN TOMATOES! (dumps rotten tomatoes into the soup). ROTTEN
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>King: Zelda, ah swear that good fer nuthin Duke Awnklet is under attack by by the ee-vil forces of Gaan-non. Ahm-ma goin yonder to Gamelon to aid him.
>Zelda: But fawther, wuddif summum hap-emm to ya?
>King: Awll be a-takin this here triforce uh cor-rage to pro-tect me. Iffin yall dont hear from me inna month, send Link.
>Impa: Doncha worry none Zelda. This hear triforce of wiz-dum prom-mess-sus that the king will safely re-tarn.
>Link: Yessir! That 'ol Ganon's no match fer the king.
>King: EE-nuff. Mah truck leaves in duh mornin. Ahmma wonderin whut's fer dinner?
>Link: WooWeeeeee! Ahmma so hun-gray, ah could eetuh awk-ta-rawk!
*One Month Later*
>Zelda: Golly, uh hole month gawln and still nuthin'
>Impa: Ahmma ser-tayan he's awllrite.
>Zelda: Link, why dontin yall go to Gamelon, and find mah fawther.
>Link: Great! Ah cant wait ta bomb sum da-dawnd-gos.
*One Week Later*
>Zelda: Wake up empah, we-yer goin to Gamelon.
Faces of Evil-MST 3K styleHyrule-man, alicejenkins, and chaomaster walk into the theater.Faces of Evil-MST 3K style in Fan Fiction More Like This
>Faces of evil title scene
Hyrule-man: Also known as The Obama Administration.
>(Link) Gee, it sure is boring around here.
alicejenkins: Because you're in it.
>(King) Mah boi
Chaomaster: ..you're adopted.
>..this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
>(Link) I just wonder
alicejenkins: what 2 + 2 is.
>..Ganon's up to?
>Gwonam flies in on his flying carpet
Chaomaster: Thank you for flying Northwest,
>Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his..
>Hyrule-man Liberal Enlightened Eletists
> minions have seized the island of Koridie.
Chaomaster: because Koridians are too damn easy.
alicejenkins: (king) Oh damn, I forgot my line!!!!
> How can we help?
Hyrule-man: and by we I mean this loser over here in green clothes.
>Gwonam: It is written that
alicejenkins: IT TAKES TWO, BAY-BEH!
> only Link can..
Hyrule-man: look THAT gay and get away with it
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You Might Be A Zelda Fan If?
(by Hyrule-man Foxworthy)
- When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was a blonde, blue eyed Hylian boy staring back at you.
- You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to fin the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
- Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.
- You forget all about food, sleep, and school and begin to focus on sharpening your fishing, training your horse, and shooting your fairy bow.
- You learn that the curency in Djibouti (in Africa) is Rupees while your in the library and start to freak out.(also currency of India)
- Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller.
- You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.
- Your to do list has down "Find Epona, Save Princess Zelda, Don't forget dinner!"
- You dive in the ocean when you see a whale and try to go in it's mouth to save Princess Ruto.
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Bunnie: Hey rotor, can yall fix the finder of mah car so Antoine wont know ah dented it?
Rptor: No Bunnie, but I can make it look like he did it.
Bunnie's Mother: Did ya get to see Santa last night?
Little Bunnie: Nah mama, but ah did hear what Santa said after he tripped and fell over mah tricycle.(LoLz)
Shopping for Christmas gifts for everyone in Knothole was becoming too much of a hassle for Bunnie. So, she decided to send gift certificates in letters. In each letter she wrote "buy your own gift.", and then Bunnie mailed the latters to everyone in Knothole. It wasnt until after Christmas that Bunnie found the gift certificates that she had forgotten to put inside the letters that she had mailed. (ROFL)
*Bunnie at the Doctor's office*
Doctor: I want you, Bunnie, to try this new medicine to see if it works. I have the same thing youve got. (Apparently, Knothole is under ObamaCare. XD)
A sick Bunnie went to a new doctor because she wasnt feeling well. But the sign on his office door s
In Soviet HyruleIn Soviet Hyrule in Humor More Like This
In Soviet Hyrule,
-Ganondorf stabs you.
-Epona rides you.
-Train drives you.
-Triforce wears you on its hand.
-Zelda saves you.
-You ride Midna.
-You annoy Navi.
-Wolf becomes you.
-Midna is your "slave".
-You throw Gerudo guard into dungeon.
-You teach Hero's Shade new skill.
-People do worthless favors for you.
-You scream at Redeads.
-Song of time plays you.
-Aryll finds you.
-Chest opens you.
-Haiyet!, hiet!, heeeyat! says Link. XD
-Shopkeeper give you rupees.
-Ganondorf stabs Link with the master sword.
-Forest sets him on fire.
-Zant controls him
-Zelda possesses and kidnaps him.
-The sacred realm is inside of him.
-You heal the Great Fairies.
-The Master Sword pulls you out of the Pedestal of Time. (rofl)
-Jabu-Jabu goes inside your belly. LMAO
-Ruto calls you "considerate". XD
-The water in Zora's Domain flows up-stream and up the waterfall.
-Poes, bugs, and fairies put you in a bottle.
-You give milk to cows. LMAO
-The Hyrulian Guards sneak past you. LoLz
-The Happy Masks wear
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The King: Mah bo-wah, this here peace is wut awll true wrrors strive fer.
Link: Ah jes wunnerin what that 'ol Ganon's up tew.
*Gwonam drives up in his pick-up truck*
Gwonam: Yalls majesty, that varment Ganon and his buddies have siezed the trailor park of Koridie.
The King: Huuuh? Uh..how can we help?
Gwonam: I dont rightly know what written here cause I shore nuff cant read, but I reckon that only Link here can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great maynard, I'll be grabbin mah stuffs.
Gwonam: There aint no time bo-wah, yalls shotgun is a nuff.
Link: Hows bout a little 'ol kiss...fer lu-uk?
Zelda: Yalls gotta be kiddin.
Gwonam: Squduluh, we iz awff.
Link: Whoo-wee! Wutar awll them hay-edds?
Gwonam: These here are'em faceses of ee-vul. Yalls must con-ker each.
Link: Ah ges ah bedder get-a goin.
Gwonam: Heresn the may-ap, wherein yalls wants to go?
*Later at Ganon's Single-wide*
Ganon: Join me Link, an ah'll make yalls face the greates
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Captain Falcon can stop the Void from destroying all worlds with only one Pure Heart.
Tingle is so weird because Captain Falcon used the Falcon Punch on him a little hard - as a warning to anyone who dares anger Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is actually faster than Sonic, but didn't want to make him feel bad.
Captain Falcon doesn't need the Blue Falcon to win races, but winning them on foot is just too easy.
Captain Falcon CAN grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.
Ganondorf is a clone of Captain Falcon in Smash Bros. because the Triforce of Power grants Ganondorf ultimate power - which is Captain Falcon's power.
Captain Falcon is low tier because Sakurai didn't want him to go too hard on the other fighters.
Captain Falcon always uses the Random button in Brawl, he doesn't need a certain character to win.
Captain Falcon doesn't have the game decide what Pokemon he'll be in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - He CHOOSES what Pokemon he's going to be.
Captain Falcon wears a
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Captain Falcon can beat Flandre Scarlet in 32 seconds. And the first 31 seconds are just Captain Falcon showing off.
Captain Falcon was going to be the hero in Final Fantasy Seven, but Sephiroth was too afraid of what would happen if he stabbed Captain Falcons girl friend.
Captain Falcon got the Fierce Deitys Mask without giving away any other masks. Then he threw away the Fierce Deitys Mask because he said itd be a downgrade.
Captain Falcon never looks at anyone directly. If he does, they die instantly.
When Captain Falcon plays Pokemon Ranger 2, he doesnt need the upgraded Styler to capture brainwashed Pokemon.
He doesnt even need to capture. Captain Falcon can perform any Target Clear needed, by merely looking at the object.
Captain Falcon is actually immune to Tabuus Off-Waves, but he wanted Dedede, Ness, and Luigi to have some spot
Captain Falcon Facts 4If you write Captain Falcon's name in the Death Note for any reason, you die instantly.Captain Falcon Facts 4 in Short Stories More Like This
Captain Falcon doesn't need the Spirit Tracks to be able to drive his train.
If you get an award and Captain Falcon says "I'm happy for you Imma let you finish", get off the stage and let him say what he needs to say.
If you write "Captain Falcon" in Scribblenauts, the game crashes due to manliness overload.
Captain Falcon was originally going to be the last opponent in the Gauntlet in Mario and Luigi 3. But they figured Bowser X would be less of a challenge in order to keep people playing.
Captain Falcon can go right to the Shake King in Wario Land Shake it without getting all the boss emblems. He will ride the Blue Falcon along the water, jump out, and crash into the Shake King's room.
Captain Falcon does not work at the Krusty Krab, nor did he ever, nor will he ever. But he still knows the formula.
The conflict in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" would've been resolved in 10 seconds or less if they replace
Captain Falcon Facts 2(Some slight spoilers for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 and Kirby Super Star Ultra involved)Captain Falcon Facts 2 in Humor More Like This
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Captain Falcon can save the flow of time with only one and a half Time Gears.
Captain Falcon can beat The Arena, Helper To Hero, and The True Arena all at the same time, all in .001 seconds.
Lavos didn't destroy the future, he tried though. It was actually Captain Falcon when he was burping.
Captain Falcon can defeat Sephiroth by poking him.
If Captain Falcon was a water type Pokemon, he'd be immune to electric type attacks entirely. He's just that good.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to use a boost to get through.
Sonic uses a sword in his upcoming game because he was jealous of not being as fast as Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon could break Bowser's big galaxy reactor just by punching the ground on the first planet you're on.
Link turns into a wolf in twilight's presence. Twilight changes to regular light in Captain Falcon's presence.
Most Heartless all have the same
Captain Falcon Facts ReturnCaptain Falcon doesn't need a reason to screw the rules.Captain Falcon Facts Return in Profiles More Like This
In Scribblenauts, the main character's ability to summon absolutely everything was inspired by Captain Falcon's more mundane abilities.
Captain Falcon can perform FMA-style alchemy to the same extent as the most powerful alchemists on the show. And he doesn't even know alchemy. He doesn't have to.
Next to Captain Falcon, Charlie Sheen is losing.
The paintbrush gods in Okami aren't the zodiac, but rather the animals that Captain Falcon has allowed to live.
If you look at a photo and notice Captain Falcon mysteriously in the background of the photo, your life has been blessed.
May Captain Falcon be with The Force.
Captain Falcon doesn't need a Master Ball to capture Pokemon. Or any ball. Captain Falcon catches a Pokemon WITH HIS HANDS. Like a real man.
Leeroy Jenkins was inspired by Captain Falcon. Take note, never try Captain Falcon's moves at home.
Captain Falcon is Ramona Flowers's eighth evil ex-boyfriend. And it was mutual. Th
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.4 a Hetalia RussiaxNyoChinaI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.4 a Hetalia RussiaxNyoChina in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey guys and gals back with another one! The moment you all been waiting for the results of the pregnancy tests and also the father of Belarus child is revealed! Anyways without further ado enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
Russia is just arriving home to give his wife the pregnancy test, He walks in to smelt the sound of vomit which is coming from the bathroom.
Russia sighs to himself before saying "Oh man I don't even think we need to take the test now"
Russia walks into the bathroom to see China bent over in the toilet vomiting.
"Hey honey having fun?" jokes Russia as he walks in
China lifts her head to see Russia walking in
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HAVING FU-" snaps China who drops her face back in to throw up some more
[5 mins later]
"Wow what happened?" asks Russia
"I was drinking some water aru" says China "And all of a sudden I had to rush to the bathroom to throw up"
"Well" says Russia who gives h
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.5 A Rochu FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.5 A Rochu Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey everyone! Back with another chapter! Sorry about the delay I had a little writers block with this. But thas hopefully out the window. But honestly I might redo this chapter though. But other than that enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
"Yeah Lithuania I'm having your baby" says Belarus
Lithuania started to have tears fall from his face
"Huh this can't be right?" says a teary-eyed Lithuania
"Huh?" says Belarus
"This can't be?!" says a shocked Lithuania
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" says a now mad Korea who rushes at Lithuania and pulls him by the collar of his shirt while Lithuania was still saying "This can't be?!"
"Korea calm down!" says America
"Why should I?!" says Korea
"Please….." says Belarus "Stop Korea!"
"Why should I Belarus?!" asks a pissed Korea "This man doesn't look like he's gonna take responsibility!"
Belarus then just gets up and rushes out of the house.
"Belarus!" says Lithuania who pushes Korea off of him and c
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.3 A RussiaxNyo!China FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.3 A RussiaxNyo!China Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey fellow readers! Back with another chapter! Also there's a little surprise at the end! Hope you guys enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
Russia has just arrived into the store to get a pregnancy test for his wife China. He looks around and he doesn't really know where to go and it frustrated him. So he did what China told him and went to the female employee for help.
"Um hello" says Russia with his famous Yandere smile "I need some help"
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What can I do for you sir?!" asks the scared female employee
"Well I was wondering where I can find a pregnancy test" says Russia
"Oh well I'll show you" says the scared female employee *I feel sorry the potential mother of his kid*
Back at the house China who is in bed all of a sudden sneezes. Now back to the store. The employee shows Russia the pregnancy tests. Russia was looking at them and he was feeling a little discouraged.
Russia then says to
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.2 A RussiaxNyoChina FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.2 A RussiaxNyoChina Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A few weeks has passed since the couple had that steamy night. Right now it's early in the morning and China is just getting up she is wearing a red and pink chinese-style pajamas. She looks to her side to see that her husband Russia is already up and about because he's not in bed. She feels a little queasy when she first gets up from bed but it subsided moments later. She sees her stuffed panda that Russia bought her when they started dating on the nightstand and grabs a hold of it.
"Hmmm it all started with this cute little thing aru" smiles China as she then holds the panda near her chest. She then walks into the Living room where she smells food being cooked as she walks to the kitchen she sees her husband Russia who is wearing a white tank top along with his older sister's scarf around his neck and gray sweatpants.
"Zǎoshang hǎo, qīn'ài de ā lǔ" smiles China as she kisses Russia
"Dobroye utro tebe slishkom<
I'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.1 RussiaxNyoChina FanficI'm Pregnant Aru! Ch.1 RussiaxNyoChina Fanfic in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey Hetalia and Rochu fans I hope you guys like my first Hetalia and Rochu fanfic!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!
The Newlyweds China and her husband Russia are now in bed and have been resting from having sex non-stop for about 5 hours. And China is in a lot of pain
*Damn I can't feel my legs anymore! aru* thinks a exhausted China rubbing her legs while being being embraced by Russia *We just had 7 rounds of sex and I'm surprised my body isnt all the way torn aru"
"Hey honey" says Russia who brings China closer into his embrace and snuggles her as he whispers into her ear "Are you ready?"
With a face a terror she thought to herself *Again aru?! I don't think my body will be able to take it aru. But its too late I'm already caught aru*
[1 hour later]
"Hey China are you ok?" asks a concerned Russia who is cuddled up with China
"No my whole entire body is aching aru!" whines China who tries to punch Russia bt is too tired to do
Mechanical MalfunctionAs the midnight breeze fluttered his overcoat, he carefully checked all of his equipment. He clicked his night vision goggles on and sprang into action, jumping from the rooftop. He counted floors as he fell, carefully aiming his grapple gun and, in a moment that seemed to take forever, finally shot. The steam engines pounded louder than the sound of the grappling hook connecting itself. He swung on the cable, kicking his way through a glass window, rolling on the floor and onto his feet, nimble as a cat. Success.Mechanical Malfunction in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The door on the other side of the room opened with a mute click. Preferring action over thought for once, he ran. Pneumatic pistons on his boots clicked and clacked on every step, doubling the ground covered, increasing his speed. Grandstepping Boots, she called it. She never saw them working, he remembered. His determined grin covered by the gas mask, he kicked the guard hard and fast as soon as the door was opened. He took tha guard in his arms, arresting his fall ca
TrivelaJanice didn't rush towards the dome wall. She limped as fast as she could, shifting weight to her good foot, painfully moving forward. She splayed her hands on the transparent wall and gazed at the growing crack. I realized I was holding my breath - everyone was - but I relaxed when the crack stopped growing. Janice sighed, lowered her head and just stood there, hands still on the wall, her silhouette framed by the red sand outside.Trivela in Short Stories More Like This
I wanted to get up from the gray grass, to tell Janice it was all going to be okay. I wanted to tell her it was just a surface crack and that I would fix it in the morning, before I did my rounds checking the air conditioning. It would take me just a few minutes and it wasn't a big deal, it was just a matter of using a liquid neoplexiglass gun to refill it. The wall was fine and I was sure Janice knew it. I couldn't understand why she looked so upset. Was it her leg? Was it hurt that bad?
"It just… burst," Janice said, not even bothering to
Kiriban: Eric and James"Do I have to wear this, Eric?", James sighed exasperatedly.Kiriban: Eric and James in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Shh", Eric answered with a crooked grin in his face, adjusting the oversized green sweater on his lover's shoulders. "You look adorable."
Gazing fiercely at his own look at the mirror, James felt ridiculous. Eric was more than a foot taller than him, so of course Eric's clothes would be too loose for him. The fact that James was slightly underweight did not help matters in the slightest.
"It's like I'm wearing a blanket.", he muttered to himself.
"Well, I like it."
James melted into a smile as he nodded negatively, trying his best to look serious and failing miserably. The honest, loving tone of Eric's voice always had that effect on him. He blushed, as he used to do when he noticed how much he liked the other man's company.
"Well, at least you didn't have me wear that scarf.", he said, adjusting his pants.
"I thought you liked my scarf!", blurted a slighty offended Eric.
"Oh, I love your English accent when you're aggravate
Recipe for Two People in LoveIngredients:Recipe for Two People in Love in Emotional More Like This
1 overly attached friend
1 teaspoon of trust issues
A handful of exes
2 cups full of tears
2 cups of disappointment
Rage and sorrow to taste
1 jar of true love
Start with the exes. Add them one at a time to the pan. Slowly poor in the cups of disappointment. Sift it all together. When it looks incredibly painful and about to fall apart, add the tears and vigorously combine it all together. Check for taste; it should be incredibly sour. Add an overly attached friend and a teaspoon of trust issues. Bring it to a boil. When it's about to explode, add the jar full of true love.
Let it rest.
Serve with a side dish of respect and friendship.
I couldn't like herIt couldn’t be, for you seeI couldn't like her in Free Verse More Like This
It would only end in tragedy
If I tried to swoon
I would look like a buffoon
I’m a goof, not one of the aloof
If I tried in her mind I would go poof
I would lose what we have and I treasure that dearly
The problem is I see her too clearly
Once I saw her shine I knew she'd never be mine
That she sees me as swine
I’ll just stand last in line and after her I will pine
Unable to cope, I mope; thinking that I am such a dope
That for me there is no hope
I’ll never get to hold her hand
I’ll never give her a forever band
Or take her to another land
She will never stand next to me in a dress
Her skin I will not get to caress
And her hair I will never see in its morning mess
I’ll never tell her about how wonderful things went today
She’ll never want to hear what I have to say
I’ll just let this little crush decay
I won’t let her see my heart; I won’t let my feelings show
She’s up on her pedestal, lookin
ImpressionsI'm no poet and I know itImpressions in Free Verse More Like This
But your poems affect me and I wanted to show it
So I wanted to leave you something to remember me by
Even if my words carry the impact of a fly
That they live in your mind for three days and then die
I wanted to be more than a false impression
To be one of those memorable moments you mention
Those are the words I wished I said
As I laid my head down for bed
So I inked them down before they fled
Now as I drift off to sleep my thoughts I shed
To dream pleasantly instead
LonelinessDean tightened his red-black striped tie and smoothed out his white button up shirt inside the elevator. He had almost a dozen of that same shirt at home and wore them to work every day, despite having many shirts to choose from, ranging from party shirts he had never worn to graphic tees that he lounged around in. His body looked like it was stuck in high school with his boyish face, puny frame and black hair that revealed a dark brown sheen when the sunlight hit it. He easily looked like he belonged in an office job, or playing D&D. He fit perfectly inside the role society had placed him in. Well except with D&D, he never understood the appeal of that. Dungeon Lords was more up Dean’s alley. Dungeon Lords was easier to understand and didn’t require the participants to be Lord-of-the-Geeks. Anyone who liked board games could enjoy that one.Loneliness in Short Stories More Like This
The elevator chimed right before opening. The office looked the same as ever. Cubicles were jammed against one another, packin
Daleks are now red, the Tardis is BlueDaleks are now red, the Tardis is blueDaleks are now red, the Tardis is Blue in Free Verse More Like This
The Apidose are cute and so are you
I watch you walk, the way you stroll
You’ve walked out of the library and into my soul
You may still be a stranger but stranger still
Is the fact that I could see us together
We would never leave each other’s side, no matter the weather
Laying there as the dawn light streams in through the window sill
I could see it, me and you
If you could see it please tell me too
Sonic being a hero chapter 4Chuck Pov.Sonic being a hero chapter 4 in Profiles More Like This
My sonny boy is finally a hero. Our town is safe I hope. I never seemed to see my grandson like this. I am very proud of him.
My name is Chuck. The inventor of Mobius. I invented the stop lights, the trailers, and many other stuff. I have a grandson named Sonic. He lost his parents when he was young, so I decided to take care of him. Yes, he can be stubborn sometimes but that's how he is. I love my grandson and he loves me. That is how it goes for a grand pop like me.
I was just inventing a vehicle that could run on water or gas that you can drive in without any horse or even have to walk. When I heard Robotnick's laugh.
"No it can't be the day!" I thought.
It was the day that I have to pay Robotnick 500 mobiums. I don't have that much. Oh man what am I going to do?
"Knockity knock! it's me the evil Dr. Robotnick!" He entered.
I hesitated "Oh! Hi my evil genius what brings you here today?"
"I am here for the $500 every month."
"But I don't have that much I only have....30...
Sonic and the magic wand chapter 7Sonic's pov.Sonic and the magic wand chapter 7 in Profiles More Like This
I woke up by this strange noise coming from the woods out there. I sat up and looking into the deep woods.
What could be out there?
I lifted up my ears to hear what it sounded like. It was like a wind sound but mixed with howling like a wolf.
I suddenly got the chills.
What if there was a wolf out there looking for food.
I dug in my pack and got out a steak that was fresh for any animal that was out there.
I looked at Tails and sighed.
"I will be back bro."
I ran off to wear that strange noise come from.
In a distance all I saw was a rock. I looked at it for a second wondering why is it making it that sound then I found a little pup behind the rock.
It whimpered for its mom.
"Hey little fella you hungry for some food."
It just looked at me like it was scared. I put the food in front of me and backed up a little. Waiting for it to just eat the steak.
It started eating the steak and I smiled.
That should keep him down for awhile.
Sonic being a hero chapter 2Sonic pov.Sonic being a hero chapter 2 in Profiles More Like This
I was reading a book about hero's. It is so weird and difficult to learn. I kept reading and looking at the moves.
"This looks so easy." I said looking at the moves.
I tried doing one but I failed breaking a vase. Uncle Chuck comes running in.
"What are you doing sonny boy? You breaking stuff already?"
"Sorry Uncle Chuck, I am just practicing my new moves."
"How about you do it outside."
"But its raining Chuck."
"Wait till its done right now you have a mess to clean up."
"Alright Uncle chuck."
I sighed and cleaned up the mess
sonic and the magic wand chapter 6Sonic's pov.sonic and the magic wand chapter 6 in Profiles More Like This
I just woke up from pitch blackness. I was probably out for 3 hours.
I opened my eyes and saw I was in a tent all bandaged up and well again. I placed a hand on my stomach but winced cause it hurt a little. I sighed and got up and walked outside seeing Tails by a fire all alone. I walked over and sat next to him.
"Hey buddy, What happen?
"Well, your stomach was bleeding and the blood loss made you pass out luckily I caught you before you hit the ground. I don't know what happen but you worry me, Sonic. I thought I was going to lose you."
"Was I really going to die if you didn't stitch up my stomach?"
"Pretty much Sonic. I think that wand had to do something about this."
I took out the wand and exam it.
"How could this hurt me so bad?"
"I don't know Sonic, but I think that wand is special to him."
I nodded and looked down at the fire.
why would this happen?
Settle Down with Me: Chapter 7NIALL'S POV:Settle Down with Me: Chapter 7 in Romance More Like This
When Liam came home late I knew exactly where he had been, but I didn't ask until the morning at breakfast. I searched the fridge for something to eat and sighed at the empty shelves. Liam finally came out of his room in a pair of boxers and a grubby white t-shirt.
"We've got nothin' to eat" I grumbled. Liam shrugged his shoulders and sat down at the table slowly, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. I asked how his night was and listened as he gushed about Emily for at least ten minutes, I smiled a triumphant grin. All of the lads had wanted Liam to finally admit he might like the girl and I had finally gotten him to crack. After trying to think of anything to make to eat Liam suggested that we go to Harry and Louis' room because Emily had taken them shopping. I ran to my room to grab a pair of trainers and pulled Liam out the front door. We walked down the hall quickly; I knocked on Emily's door quickly as we walked past hoping to wake her up.
Settle Down with Me: Chapter 6EMILY'S POVSettle Down with Me: Chapter 6 in Romance More Like This
I walked down the hall in a good mood, being with Harry and Louis was leaving me on an almost high feeling. I grabbed my phone out of my sweater pocket and checked the time quickly before beginning to turn the small corner to get to my room. Just as I was about to look up I walked directly into something hard, I shot my head up to see Liam rubbing his chest. I felt my cheeks turn pink as I dropped my mouth open, of all the boys I could walk into it had to be Liam.
"I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention!" I squeaked.
"Its fine, you alright?" He asked with a smile as he placed one hand on my shoulder. I nodded yes and stared at his brown eyes, they looked sad but not as tired as the day before.
"You alright?" I questioned as he locked eyes with me. He shrugged his shoulders and gave me another small smile.
"Girl trouble?" I asked sarcastically, he laughed and nodded yes as he dropped his arm to his side.
"They're all bad news" I winked, trying to get him to laugh- it worked
Settle Down with Me: Chapter 5EMILY'S POVSettle Down with Me: Chapter 5 in Romance More Like This
I followed Harry, Louis and Niall into the room and tried to hide my surprised face as I walked in the door. It looked like it had been raided by a robber. I looked to Niall to see if he was shocked too but he looked perfectly at ease. I realized their rooms must always be this messy.
"Excuse the mess" Harry's deep voice said nicely as he stepped over a pile of clothes. Niall lay down on the couch, patting the spot beside him. I went to sit down, drawing my knees into my chest so I was comfortable. Niall slung his arm along the couch above my head and asked Louis about dinner. We flipped through the menus and decided on Chinese food. I made the orders over the phone because the boy's couldn't agree long enough to speak.
"Two orders of lemon chicken" I said into the receiver as Niall and Harry fought over rice.
"Vegetable!" Harry whispered to me. I looked at him nervously as I covered the phone with my hand.
"No! White with soy sauce!" Niall said louder.
"Just get noodles!"