100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime:100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime in Humor More Like This
1) Refer to Optimus by one of the youtube captions of his name (i.e, Optimist, Octopus Pine, etc.)
2) Run around screaming about how epic the Decepticons are; how they are unbeatable and have a vast amount of members. Add how there's a handful of Autoboob failures in retrospect.
3) Have tons of political extremists from any/all parties try to have "diplomatic" discussions in Optimus' presence.
4) Dress up as Megatron and begin the usual "One shall stand, one shall fall" speech.
5) Try driving Optimus when he's in his alt mode. Refuse to let him drive and continue attempting to do so, even if he corrects you.
6) Show Optimus all of the porn and smut based around his character. And all that MPreg. Lots and lots of Mpreg.
7) Ask stupid, ridiculous questions hundreds upon hundreds of time until he finally snaps at you to cut it out.
8) Endanger others. Anyone at all. Frequently.
9) Offer any version of OP other than Bayverse the idea of painting flam
61 Ways to Annoy Bulkhead61 Ways to Annoy Bulkhead:61 Ways to Annoy Bulkhead in Humor More Like This
1) Call him chubby/chunky/fatty/etc.
2) Tell TFP Bulk that you ship him with Wheeljack/Breakdown/Miko/Fowler/etc. Or tell TFA Bulk you ship him with Lugnut/Bumblebee/Sari/etc.
3) Say "Its clobbering time!" every time he goes to beat something with his wrecking ball/mace thing.
4) Make terribly rude remarks about the size of his chin.
5) Ask Bulkhead from TFP how it feels to have vomit in his interior.
6) Critique Bulkhead's 'art' in the cruelest fashions (mostly TFA)
7) Inform Bulkhead that they wanted to use Ironhide instead in TFP and in TFA he is supposed to be based off of poor Ironhide. Obviously that didn't work out.
8) Release the Zombie-Breakdown in the same location as Bulkhead. Sit back with popcorn and enjoy the mayhem.
9) Play the song "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic whenever Bulk goes by.
10) Call Bulkhead 'mom' when he begins to get overprotective or tell Miko that she can't do something.
11) Start singing 'Chunkalicious, definitious, m
66 Ways to Annoy Wheeljack66 Ways to Annoy Wheeljack:66 Ways to Annoy Wheeljack in Humor More Like This
1) Tell Wheeljack that all he's good for is blowing stuff up and can't build worth scrap.
2) Call G1 Wheeljack an "old man". Refer to him as being up there with some of Iacon's older relics. Or older than Alpha Trion.
3) Tell Wheeljack that no one noticed his passing in "The Transformers: The Movie" in 1986.
4) Ask TFP Jackie where his and Ratchet's Dinobots are. They invent such cute monster-babies together!
5) Squeal when Wheeljack and Ratchet are close to one another. When they turn to stare at you, scream, "I ship it!"
6) Scoff at Wheeljack. Tell him he's not a lone-wolf, he's just a coward.
7) Steal Wheeljack's grenades whenever you can and stock-pile them. If he notices, he'll be mildly annoyed. If he doesn't eventually gather enough to start randomly blowing things up and blaming it on Wheeljack. Or blow up the Jackhammer. Again.
8) Even though Wheeljack seemed to take his defeat against Hardshell well and admit Miko to Wrecker ranks, remind hi
89 Ways to Annoy Bumblebee89 Ways to Annoy Bumblebee:89 Ways to Annoy Bumblebee in Humor More Like This
1) Call him a rookie/scout/baby/Sparkling and tell him he'll never be good enough to be in the big league.
2) Tell TFP 'Bee that Smokescreen just showed up and is already better and has more fans and screen time than him.
3) Make fun of Bayverse and TFP 'Bee's incapability of proper speech.
4) Mock Bumblebee for having gotten Megatron in his helm and become an obedient slave for a significant enough span of time to resurrect the Decepticon leader.
5) Once more mock 'Bee for having his T-cog taken by MECH and becoming a rambunctious little mech who had to use some beaten up old truck for transportation.
6) Tell Bumblebee that KO/Blurr/a grandma drives faster than he does and looks better doin' it, too.
7) Ask him whatever happened to his look-alike capabilities with Cliffjumper.
8) Bring harm/threats to any of Bumblebee's partners in any continuity.
9) Repaint G1 'Bee to look like Cliffjumper and repaint G1 Cliffjumper to look like 'Bee.
10) Make snide
91 Ways to Annoy Arcee91 Ways to Annoy Arcee:91 Ways to Annoy Arcee in Humor More Like This
1) Mention to TFP Arcee anything about her past partners and how she failed to defend them.
2) Tell TFP Arcee that she is going to fail Jack and the Decepticons are going to torture and kill him too; along with the rest of her friends.
3) Try encouraging TFP Arcee to invert her color scheme like Bumblebee and Smokescreen already did.
4) Say to Arcee that she needs to become chubby like Optimus Prime in TFP if she wants to have a chance with him now.
5) Release vast amounts of spiders in her recharging quarters and tell her that Airachnid and her finally had their babies.
6) Show Arcee from TFP the various crack stories, lemons, smut, etc. of her with other characters. Including humans.
7) Make ridiculous sexual innuendos to Jack riding her all the time.
8) Sing "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 63 every time you see her. Also rig all doors to play this song when she walks in.
9) Bring up the moment when Arcee was attached to Bulkhead in Metal Attraction from th
100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave:100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave in Humor More Like This
1) Stand silent beside him, mimicking his movements and actions. When he plays a recording or talks (depends on the generation), open your mouth and pretend to utter the same words mockingly.
2) Ask him if he's the champion of Kaon, then why does he serve under Megatron? Obviously Megatron's a lesser being. Does Soundwave like being someone else's bitch?
3) Compliment Soundwave on his voice and imagination.
4) Inform Soundwave that throwing his emotional processing away in order to make room for more data is a sign of self-abuse.
5) Ask the Communications Officer why he likes colons so much in his dialogue.
6) Tell Soundwave that hiding all of his pets and friends in his chest is a sign of neglect and abuse.
7) Inform G1 Soundwave that cassette's are so out of style. It's all about CD's and DVD's now dude. You're behind on the trend.
8) Ask eagerly for Soundwave to tell you what you're thinking since supposedly his transmission is so powerful
100 Ways to Annoy Starscream100 Ways to Annoy Starscream:100 Ways to Annoy Starscream in Humor More Like This
1) Inform him that Megatron will always be the better leader of the Decepticons. Always.
2) Take a video of Megatron beating up Screamer and post it on Youtube. Be sure every Decepticon and Autobot sees it so they can taunt him about being Megatron's bitch.
3) Ask Starscream where his 'Kiss the Cook' apron is. After all, he has pointed out in multiple universes that he is 'home Megatron' like the good little wife he is.
4) Tell G1 Screamer that in Prime he has 'obsolete' technology that he refuses to upgrade it. Oh yeah, and he no longer has his precious null-ray.
5) Tell Starscream that he is a lying, big-headed, bitchy suck-up of a whimp.
6) Ask Screamer what's up with the constant change in his chin size. Does he enjoy cosmetic surgery that much?
7) Ask Screamer also if that bad attitude has to do with the size of his... ahem... you know.
8) Related to number 7 if you're daring, add that "It's no wonder Megatron's the dominant one in the relation