a sonadow story ch9Last chapter- "Why doesnt he pick up!?"Angel said 2 her sister Janette."I dont know but we need the chaos emerald 2 complete our mission tomorrow for Dr.eggman or we'll be dead!"Janette said.They were working for Dr.eggman so they can get money 2 at least aford their house cuz it wasnt fully payed yet."Im gonna go find out wats going on now!"Angel said."Im going w/ u sis!"Janette said."Ok lets go!"a sonadow story ch9 in General Fiction More Like This
Me: Yay ch.9!
Sonic: Can i have a hug?
Me: Sure :3
Me: *Hugs back*Begin!
At Sonikku's house...
After Sonic and Shadow's love fest in the room (You know what im talking about if u read ch.7)They both went to the kitchen to get breakfast."So Sonic.....what do u have for us in the frige today?"Shadow said while he grabed the handel."DONT OPEN THE DAMM FRIGE!"Sonic yelled."Ok,Ok!god!"Shadow said rite back."Ill make the breakfast shadow u just go and sit on the couch or sumthing."Sonic smiled."Ok"Shadow smiled back as he went to the couch'I wounde
Sonic prom ch4Silver: So do you?Sonic prom ch4 in Teen More Like This
Sonic: umm let me think for a sec please....~covers up the phone~~wispers~Oh no........~uncovers the phone~Yes!(What did i just say!?)
Sonic: When excactly is this date though?
Silver: Tomorrow at the prom.
Sonic: (oh no!) Ok.....
Silver: pick ya up at 7 tomorrow?
Sonic: Sure.~slaps himself~~wispers~ oww!
Silver: Ok bye!
Sonic: Silver wait!
Silver: ~hangs up~
Sonic: Darn too late!~hangs up~I have to tell Angel!~dials~
On the other line.....
Then her cellphone rings.Ringtone- Fly with me by Jonas Brothers
Angel: ~wakes up~~yawns~Ugh!!Its 7 in the evning!~picks up~~said in a slepy tone~Hello this is ~yawn~ Angel how may i help ya?
Sonic: Wake up sleepy head and hear this!
Angel: ~jumps by suprize~~opens eyelids fully open~~starts touching everywere~IM AWAKE!Who is this?
Sonic: ~chuckles~Its Sonic.
Angel: Oh hi Sonic!
Sonic: Angel i need your help!
Angel: With what?~rubs eyes~~scratches spine~
Sonic: Its boy trouble!
Angel: Ill be right
The sleepover -sonscourge- end**Important Message**- Hello dudes!! Its been about two months i have even been typing in this crap i had never finished in the first place so now im back to finish what i started. Now...since Thanksgiving break is coming up (hopefully you guys know that ) I will be posting up more Sonic stories as i used to XDD. Also im almost finished with a Sonadow RP im doing with Sarasoniclover If you want to check that out later when posted. Thanks for reading this message and have a great Thanksgiving day 09'. (Comment if you have any questions.)The sleepover -sonscourge- end in Teen More Like This
Sonic blushed madly and looked at Scourge. 'Come on Sonic...say yes..." Silver said. "Uhhh.... Y-yes!!" Sonic said. Everybody widen there eyes and Silver, Tails and Angel started shouting and dancing with happyness and joy. Sonic smiled and took the rose and the two lovers huged. "Sonic...I love you." Scourge said. "I love you too, Scourge." Sonic said as they both looked deeply into each other'
The sleepover -sonscourge- ch6Sonic: Well lets go!The sleepover -sonscourge- ch6 in Humor More Like This
So they got on the car and left to the Grovie Smothie.
At the Grovie Smothie with Shadow...
Shadow: What is taking that faker so long!?
Knuckles: I dont...
Angel: ~waves~ ~drives off~
Shadow: THEY'ER GETTING AWAY! GO!
Shadow and his gang quickly got on their car and drove off....
Shadow: Dont worry..i know a short cut....
So Shadow turned a left and 2 rights roughly getting to their destination and they arrive 1st.Then they got off the car....
Shadow: Yes we made it!Now we need to get passed that guard first to get to the bar.
So Shadow found a Cop suit on the side of a Police Car.
He took the suit and found a place to change....
Shadow: ~Comes out~ So how do i look? ~makes a sexy pose~~smirks~
Knuckles: ~starts drooling~ Hot..err..i mean great!
Shadow: Good! ~walks to the guard~
Shadow: Im here to cover your shift...
Guard: OK! Im starving! ~walks away~
Shadow: Ok coast is clear guys! ~walks in the bar~
Knuckles and Jason: ~f
a sonadow story ch4last chapter-"let go of sonic or face the concequenses!"shadow yelled."oh im soooooooo scared"scourge said sacasticly witch made shadow angryer."thats it!"shadow atacked scourge at full speed and scourge doghed by chaos control.sonic was lucky that he wasnt getting raped anymore and just watched the fight.a sonadow story ch4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sonic: Can we go on!?
Me: Not until Scourge and Shadow agrees!
Shadow: Start the freaken chapter or ill shoot u,damm it!
Scourge: Go on before....
Me: I dont want 2 hear it!!Starting................
Scourge,Sonic, and Shadow:HURRY UP THE PPL ARE GETTING INPATIENT!
Me: (more like u guys)(....morons^) begin!
"You think u can beat me!?Well think again stripes!"Scrouge took out a gun(Did i mention he carries a gun like shadow?Dont get mad at me!Get mad at Scourge!)
and shot Shadow."SHAD..huh?"Sonic got confused.So did Scourge."Impossible!"Shadow had gotten the bullet w/ his hands!Incredable!"H
.:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch2Minutes later, the two hedgehogs walked through campus together, telling each other what their lives is about and things that mostly go on in general. Sonic was pretty amazed with Silver's life. It was mostly filled with guy drama, which was a little uncomfortable for him. As for Sonic's life, it was pretty formal. He had a few problems here and there, but it was all resolved. Finally, they arrived to their destination..:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well, Silver it was nice meeting you! It's time for me to hit the sack." Sonic said.
"Are you sure, Sonic? You don't want to at least walk around a little more?" Silver asked
Sonic sighed. "Well....I guess I can walk for a little longer....after all, classes start tomorrow, no?"
Silver smiled. "That's the spirit! Now come on, let me show you something!" Silver grabbed Sonic's free wrist and took off with him.
A few doors over, they arrived to another same looking door that belongs to a different pair of students.
"What's this?" Sonic asked.
"I wanted to show you my roo
.:Sonadow:.At the Olympics Ch3"Here's your drink" The cashier said..:Sonadow:.At the Olympics Ch3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Thanks" Sonic said and took it from his hands. As soon as he turned around, Shadow stopped smiling and looked away. Sonic then went over and sat down again.
"Here you go Shadow! Hot and toasty!" Sonic said. He put the mocha down infront of him.
"I'm not drinking it." Shadow said.
"What!? But you-"
"Wanted to pay for it myself" Shadow interrupted.
Sonic sighed. "Fine....."
"Since I'm too lazy to go get myself another one, I'll drink it." Shadow said.
Sonic's ears perked. "That's the spirit Shadzy!" Sonic said.
Shadow gave Sonic a death glare. "Call me Shadzy one more time and I'll rip your heart out."
Sonic gulped. "Sorry Shadow....I just thought...I'll shut up now." Sonic said.
"Good boy." Shadow smirked. He then took a sip of his nice, warm mocha.
'I haven't had one of these in a while. I forgot how good they were.' Shadow thought.
Sonic looked at Shadow. 'He looks like he's enjoying it' Sonic thought.
"So Shadow, what are we going to do after th
.:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch9Sonic and Silver walked outside around the sidewalk having their conversation, while enjoying the warm rays the sun gave them..:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, what happened with you and Shadz after you both came back to your rooms?" Silver curiously asked.
"Long story actually...." Sonic trailed off with his words. He blushed as he thought of the romantic he and Shadow had back at the room.
Silver looked at the blue hedgehog's tinted cheeks and suddenly had an idea about what might have gotten down with the two.
"I have a feeling Shadow went all mushey woshy on you." Silver replied with a laugh.
"I guess you could say that...." Sonic said, his face becoming much more tinted.
"So what happened?" Silver asked the blushing hedgehog once more.
"So Sonic..."Shadow began, "The offer of being mine is still up on the market." He winked at the blue hedgehog.
Sonic giggled at Shadow's statement. Before he could move on to the answer, his eyes moved away from him and started to focus on the tape
.:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch6Sonic and Shadow were now in town, sipping on their refreshing smoothies at "Drink stop", the most famous chill out place in town. Mostly young students like Sonic and Shadow hung out here. Both of the roommates sat at a table outside, enjoying the fresh air and daylight as they enjoyed their smoothies..:Sonadow:. Roommates Ch6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Thanks for buying my smoothie, Shadow. That was really nice of you." Sonic smiled.
"Ah, it was no problem really. It's what buddies do for each other." Shadow said
"About that...what made you be so gentle to me all of the sudden?" The azure one asked in confusion.
Shadow started tensing up a little. He didn't want to tell Sonic the truth.....yet. He looked at the astonished hedgehog and said,
"Well, I felt guilty that I was pushing you around too hard so I decided to make you my friend."
Shadow crossed his fingers, hoping that Sonic would buy his lie.
"Hmm....that makes sense. Was it necessary to take me out though?" Sonic asked.
"I thought that this might make our friendshi
Sonic prom ch5Angel: You have till tomorrow......~takes out 2 pictures of Silver and Shadow~here.Sonic prom ch5 in Teen More Like This
Sonic: Whats this?
Angel: Its a picture of both your lovers.....
Sonic: How is this gonna help me?
Angel: Think about it...you're smart Sonikku you can do it.~walks to the door and looks back at Sonic~Just lisen to your heart and you'll get the awnser.~walks out the house~
Sonic: I should probably fix the door first.Man but how i hate it when she tells me that.
An hour later Sonic was finished with the door and went back to looking at the pictures.
Sonic: ~looks at Shadow's picture~Wow...this is the boy i havent been crushing on and now....i have feelings for him.~looks at Silver's picture~and this is the boy ive been crushing on for years and years but not anymore.~yawn~what time is it?~looks at clock~ 8:30pm.Since today is still a school night i have to sleep at 9:00pm.~looks at both pictures again~Man...they're so hot!I cant chose!!!~lays pictures on the table~Oh well ill chose later im tired.
Jellax - Looking for JoyI can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to loose a limb. To loose the ability to do something that you used to be able to do daily. To know that you will never be the same as other people.Jellax - Looking for Joy in Short Stories More Like This
*Screech BOOM!* I woke up suddenly, my hand reaching down towards my legs. My left hand touched the stubs that were once my legs, and I fell back into my pillar with tears in my eyes. It had been nearly two weeks since the accident, and I still couldn't shake the images from the accident from my mind. Every night it was the same, I would witness the accident in a dream, and wake up sweating. Sighing I slowly got up and carefully got into my wheelchair and headed to the kitchen. Carefully using my left hand, I made myself some tea to help calm my nerves. The accident had left me being unable to use my right hand, and my legs had to be amputated at the knee due to the extensive damage. Wheeling myself into the living room, I settled down drinking my tea. After finishing the tea,
Jellax - Saved from AbuseBullies, selfish arrogant people that love to prey on helpless others, but they are no more than cowards. Can a young woman find a way to stop several bullies from picking on her and leave her alone?Jellax - Saved from Abuse in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey there good looking, why don't you come over and spend some time with us?" a man shouted at me as I passed by him and a group of other younger men.
I quickly hurried past them, while they were laughing at the man who spoke. I wanted nothing more than for them to leave me alone. I had tried getting help from friends and family, but I requests fell on deaf ears. The bullying problem began about a week ago, and ever since I have had to endure harsh comments coming from those men. It seemed that no matter where I went, they would always find me and start making snide remarks at me.
My name is Terry and the one thing that scared more than those bullies right now was the news of the mysterious red slime that was slowly taking over everything. I heard that anyone that came into contact
Jellax - Hunting for SalvationWar is a terrible thing. It tears apart relationships, breaks up families, and causes much grief. One man has had enough, but despite his best efforts, he is called in one last time. Can he convince the officer for it to be his last?Jellax - Hunting for Salvation in Short Stories More Like This
"I told the people who you sent, and I'll tell you now, I no longer work for the military General!" I said. "I know you don't, but times change, and we need someone of your expertise." the General replied, "If you accept this offer Max, you will be compensated fully." I sighed thinking it over, then replied, "Alright what do you need." "You have heard the news about the red slime attacking the coastal cities in California and Oregon I assume?" the General asked. I nodded, I had seen news reports of a mysterious red slime attacking the cities. Anyone that came into contact with the red slime almost instantly became part of it. "What about it?" I answered. "As you know, we haven't been having much luck in finding a way to stop the slime. Bullets go ri
Jellax - Saving the LostNothing good ever comes out of using drugs and are harmful to the body, yet people still do them. A young girl needs help, but will she accept it is another question.Jellax - Saving the Lost in Short Stories More Like This
Twitching with excitement, I moved a rock revealing a stash of hidden drugs. Taking a few of them out, I used some and began to enjoy the effects. I would come here every two days to lose my self and get away from my problems. I sat down on the ground, under the effects of the drugs, giggling to myself at the things passing through my mind. I closed my eyes, just enjoying the sensations I felt, till all of a sudden I felt something strange. Opening my eyes, I saw that I was floating through what looked to be black space with stars twinkling in the distance. All of a sudden I was looking at a house not too far from where I was sitting and realized it was my grandmother's house. I was then looking behind another house and I saw red creatures all around the area. Then it all ended and I was back to sitting on the grou
Jellax Freeing the RestrainedNobody likes being in a hospital confined to a bed and hooked up to wires and monitors. It's almost as if the freedom to move has been taken from you. Is it possible to regain that freedom, to not be restrained to a bed?Jellax Freeing the Restrained in Short Stories More Like This
Peals of laughter rang out behind us as we headed through the hospital. Mark and Claire had gone up to the upper levels to spread our gift. Mercy and I headed to the Intensive Care area of the hospital. As we entered the section of the hospital, we noticed many people who were extremely sick. We split up, and the first room I entered had a frail old woman inside.
"Hello there." I said.
"Who are you?" she asked with curiosity.
"I am someone who can help you." I replied with a smile.
"Help me? The doctors said that nothing can help me." she said sadly.
"That's not true dear." I said.
It was then that I noticed that she looked like she was in a daze. She then turned towards me with a look of curiousness.
"Who are you?" she asked.
I realized she suffered from very s
Jellax Searching for Safety JVOnce again, my Mistress, Jamanen has asked me to write a story from her view. I agreed, and she began to tell me the story of Mercy.Jellax Searching for Safety JV in Short Stories More Like This
I listened to the happy thoughts emanating from my daughter Jasmine and the Guardians who were resting in the pool behind my throne. Suddenly, I detected something within Jasmines thoughts. I listened carefully, and found that Jasmine was sad because she missed her younger twin sister. Jasmine wanted her sister to be with her in the happiness that had been given to her.
I summoned Guardian Jelly, and gave her instructions to go and find Jasmine's sister and bring her here. Jelly nodded, and headed through the portal to earth. I watched through Jelly's eyes as she moved through the streets as a small puddle of slime, unnoticed by the humans. I caught sight of a young woman who looked almost exactly as Jasmine, as she turned into an alleyway. Jelly quickly followed and stopped just inside the alleyway. The alleyway itself was a dead end as the w
Jellax - On the RunA researcher comes up with a way to possibly stop the mysterious red slime, but learns that there will be civilian casualties. Can she find a way to prevent this?Jellax - On the Run in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes what is it?"
"We have a problem. It appears that Christy has disappeared and took with her the plans for the "Jellax" problem."
"She took the plans?! If the Jellax get ahold of those plans, this country is done for. Find her, use any means necessary to get those plans back, and if possible I want her back here alive!"
I was running hard through a dense forest desperately trying to find some place to hide. I knew the military would come looking for me and what I had stolen and use any means necessary to get the stolen item back. My name is Christy, and I used to work for the military in the research department to find ways of somehow stopping the "Jellax" invasion as the military called it. While working, we came up with an idea on how to stop the Jellax: several missiles would be launched at the
Jellax - Mission of MercyA daughter yearns for her mother to be with her within the Jellax gift. Can she find her mother and will her mother accept what her daughter wants to give to her?Jellax - Mission of Mercy in Short Stories More Like This
I was sitting on the edge of the pool in the throne room of my Queen, Jamanen thinking. I listened to the thoughts that flowing through my mind, all happy and joyful, and more were joining with us every hour. My thoughts turned to my past life, but the memories were hard to conjure up. The only memory I could find was a faint picture of my mother. My thoughts instantly switched to trying to find her, and bring her happiness to be with me once again. I got out of the pool and headed past the throne to the portal to earth.
"Good luck, Krystal." Jamanen's voice said as I entered the portal.
I wandered through the streets of my home town. I knew that my mother would be hiding somewhere in fear of us. I had made my way to the school, when I heard shouts coming from the playground. I looked over the wooden fence a
Jellax - Saved from the PainBullies come in all shapes and sizes, but they are no more than cowards. A young girl is being bullied by school girls that are picking on her. Can she find a way to make them leave her alone?Jellax - Saved from the Pain in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey "Cilly" do you ever stop telling a teacher when a person does something wrong?" a girl shouted at me as I passed by her and a group of other young girls.
I quickly hurried past them, while they were laughing with the girl who spoke. I wanted nothing more than for them to leave me alone. I had tried getting help from my teacher and family, but I requests fell on deaf ears. The bullying problem began almost at the start of the school year, and ever since I have had to endure harsh comments coming from those girls who thought they were always right. It seemed that no matter where I went, they would always find me and start making mean remarks at me.
My name is Cille and I am 10 years old and a student at a local academy. I hated those girls that kept picking on me, about everything I did
Jellax - Wanting a FamilyHaving a family is a wonderful thing. Raising a child of your own flesh and blood can only be cherished only a few times. Can a person who has lost this chance, find happiness again?Jellax - Wanting a Family in Short Stories More Like This
I was sitting on the bed, just crying my heart out. What should've been one of the happiest days of my life, became one of the saddest days. I had been waiting for this day for months, wanting for so long to be a mother and when it was time, I gave birth to a stillborn child. Never before had I felt so sad, feeling like I failed somehow. My husband took it hard as well as we both wanted to be parents. He came into my room while I was still mourning, telling me that we both needed some alone time to help get us through this. I tried to convince him that we needed each other more than ever, not to go and mourn separately. He stood firm, and told me if I needed him, I knew where to find him. I nodded knowing that he would go to our summer home outside of town.
My Least Favorite Animated Characters------------------------------------------My Least Favorite Animated Characters in Profiles More Like This
1. Belle. (Even though she is a very intelligent woman. And one of my favorite princessess, I still can't forgive her for turning down Gaston. Plus...i'm possibly not the only one who thinks that she does nothing but complain that her life is boring. And yes I KNOW that Gaston only was into her for her looks rather than her personality and stalked her and blackmailed her and only wanted her to be his wife for that specific purpose, but...hey..compared to Frollo, Scar and a few other 90's era Disney villains, it's relatively tame. Plus a certain fanfic writer/forum admin on Bittersweet and Strange helped me see Gaston in a whole different light.)
2. Jigglypuff. (What a basshole! Her song creeps me out too).
3. Woody. (I ALWAYS prefer Buzz over this guy, mainly because Woody comes across as a bit of a dork, and let's face it he was a bit of a douche in the first Toy Story especially towards Buzz.)
4. Queen/Witch. (This woman creeped
Favorite Animals-----------------------------------Favorite Animals in Profiles More Like This
When it comes to animals there are a lot of animals which I like but these ones are my favorites.
1. Koalas. (Some people make the mistake of calling them koala bears, even though technically they are marsupials. These guys are adorable, not to mention they are skilled climbers - and I bet you didn't know they were nocturnal).
2. Pandas. (These poor guys are endangered but man are they awesome. They're so big and soft, and also can be pretty tough.)
3. Felines. (Just about any kind of cat really, it doesn't matter if they are wild or domesticated - felines are amazing. My favorite breed of domesticated cat is the Russian Blue because my old cat Nico was one of those, I also love black cats because of their connection with witchcraft and the occult. As for favorite wild cats, lions and panthers are the ones I love beast.)
4. Rats. (A lot of people view these guys as pests but I don't, sure - they may have caused the plague back in the dark ages,
Top favourite Big Guy Performers--------------------------------------------Top favourite Big Guy Performers in Profiles More Like This
To go with my list of favorite portly characters, this is my list of top favorite big guy performers.
1. Curly Howard. (Nyuk, nyuk nyuk!)
2. Oliver Hardy. (Thanks for the fine messess you keep getting Laurel into).
3. Jackie Gleason. ("One of these days...one of these days...")
4. John Belushi. (If only your broher shared the same comedic talent as you did).
5. Chris Farley. (The only people who don't like this guy....are 35 years old, living on a steady diet of government cheese and are living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!)
6. John Candy. (If you don't like John Candy or any of his movies, then you either have no taste in comedy or don't have a soul!)
7. Kevin Farley. (Unlike John Belushi's brother, you're actually half as good as your late brother Chris).
8. Lucianno Pavorotti. (My mom's favorite opera singer. His powerful vocals were legendary and are missed).
9. Meat Loaf. (I call this guy the Pavorotti of rock. Becau
Goodbye FredFred was the best imaginary friend you could ask for.Goodbye Fred in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Sure he’d often cause trouble.
He was always there, looking out for her.
Like any good imaginary friend should.
Today is not a happy day.
Drop Dead Fred passed away.
Oh, Fred...why did you have to go?
You brought us so much joy.
You made us laugh.
You were a part of our childhood.
And a part of us all.
Goodbye, Drop Dead Fred.
We’ll always remember you, no matter what
Even though no one else could see him.
His friend certainly could.
He may have been imaginary.
But he was real to us.
Goodbye, Drop Dead Fred.
We’ll always remember you.
You may have been imaginary.
But you were real to us.
Favorite Websites------------------------------Favorite Websites in Profiles More Like This
1. Deviantart. (This place is like home + family to me. Sure it's got it's own share of crap, but there are numerous things that balance it out.)
2. Thatguywiththeglasses. (This site is trucking awesome.)
3. Uncyclopedia. (Unlike a certain other wiki knockoff that shall not be mentioned, Uncyclopedia is actually decent and is rather amusing. Plus their article on Bruce Campbell is so good that it's actual scary.)
4. Muppet Wiki. (Another wiki spinoff, and like Uncyclopedia - this site is actually good and not only that but it's like the ultimate place to go if you're looking for answers regarding muppet related information and trivia - and it doesn't just have Muppets either, almost anything to do with anything that Jim Henson was involved with - can be looked up here.)
5. GlennShadix.com. (The official website of the late great Glenn Shadix who is one of my favorite actors. It has lots of great photographs - a lot of them are even taken by Shadix himse
Favorite British Shows---------------------------------------Favorite British Shows in Profiles More Like This
I was going to do a list of my favorite alltime tv series but the list I have goes over 100 so it would be difficult to list them all.
So here's my list of favorite British shows.
1. Blackadder. (This show is classic. And in my opinion, Rowan Atkinson's finest work to date. All 4 seasons are hillarious. My personal favorites are season 2-4, because that's when the really clever writing comes in and the appearance of the Blackadder we know and love. Not to mention Hugh Laurie is hillarious as the utterly idiotic Prince George in Blackadder the Third.)
2. Mr Bean. (This is the first thing most people think of when Rowan's name is mentioned, they think Mr Bean. And who can blame them? Mr Bean is a real goofball but there are many hillarious and tear-jerking moments in the series, the humor is excellent and it's clever that this show doesn't use dialogue - making it a homage of sorts to silent comedies.)
3. Who's Line Is It Anyway. (I'm sort o
Favorite live action villains-----------------------------------------Favorite live action villains in Profiles More Like This
This is a list of my favorite live action movie villains, and a lot of these are from movies that i've seen and really enjoyed.
1. Darth Vader. (How can you not have this sith-lord on a list full of great villains? This guy is EPIC! And if anyone disagrees..they can expect to be given the "Force choke" treatment).
2. Darth Maul. (This guy is amazing. Not to mention he looks so badass with his double-bladed lightsaber, his horns and his overall demon-like appearance!)
3. Palpatine. (Truly terrifying, not to mention the force lightning power he has is so cool.)
4. Dr Evil. (Mike Myers is one of the must underrated comedians ever. And he's hillarious in the Austin Powers movie as Austin, Dr Evil AND Fat Bastard. Mr...oops I mean Dr Evil is one of the most hillarious villains ever! Not to mention Mini-Me is adorable!)
5. Emile Mondavarious. (If you were to look up 'genius' in a dictionary. You would find a picture o
Memes I Can't Stand-------------------------------------------------------Memes I Can't Stand in Profiles More Like This
This is a list of memes that I can't stand, while there are some these ones just really get on my nerves.
1. The facepalm. (Before I start i'd like to say that I know that Patrick Stewart isn't the one who invented this, but he did help mutate it into an overblown meme. And if I were him, I wouldn't be doing that annoying gesture - given that he was in a kids movie made by Nickelodeon that with it's own tv series, specials, and not to mention said kids movie overshadowed Monsters Inc AND Shrek at the Oscars. It's just that...the more it's used, the more it makes me want to do it).
2. U Mad. (I really DO wish that however came up with this would be more original, because this response got old from the start).
3. Arrow To The Knee. (It used to be funny...then I took a shotgun to the head.)
4. Learn2spell/learn2insertverbhere. (I know this came from World of Warcraft, which i'm a fond player of but I just wish
Memes I Actually Like------------------------------Memes I Actually Like in Profiles More Like This
Now you've seen my list of memes I can't stand, now you're going to see the list of memes I actually like.
1. Gaston. (Gaston is without a doubt my favorite Disney villain. And this meme is just proof of what a massive fanfollowing he's gotten. No one becomes internet famous like Gaston!)
2. Bruce Campbell. (Anything regarding Bruce Campbell IS Meme worthy in my opinion. And if it isn't...let me be attacked by Deadites.)
3. Chuck Norris. (I used to hate him, but now I trucking love this guy. This guy is to action is to what Bruce Campbell is to horror and Gaston is to Disney).
4. Anything from thatguywiththeglassess. (My particular favorites are Dr Insano's "Science!", The Big Lipped Aligator Moment, Linkara's "I Am A Man!" and "Poor Literacy is Kewl", 90's Kid, Nostalgia Critic himself, and Film Brain's "Symbolism!")
5. Anything from Spongebob. (I admit that the show has gotten kinda downhill recently, what with the episodes becoming more surreal
Favorite Muppets-------------------------------------------Favorite Muppets in Profiles More Like This
I'm a huge fan of Jim Henson, specifically the Muppets, Sesame Street, Labyrinth and the Dark Crystal.
So this list is a list of my top favorite "Muppets" in the Jim Henson Universe.
1. Kermit. (Love Jim Henson's Kermit best, but Steve Whitmire is a close second).
2. Miss Piggy. (Frank Oz is the one and only Miss Piggy to me).
3. Waldorf. (again Jim Henson's Waldorf is the best and funniest).
4. Statler. (Can't top Richard Hunt's performance).
5. Rizzo the Rat.
6. Gonzo. (Can''t have Rizzo without Gonzo!)
7. Swedish Chef. (Bort bort bort!)
8. Beaker. (Meep Meep Meep Meep!)
9. Animal. (Drum! Drum! Drum!)
10. Sam The Eagle. (To not have this muppet on anyone's list would be considered unamerican).
11. Pepe the Prawn. (Nothing like a little bit of diversity to spice this list up, okay.)
12. Clifford. (he's one groovy catfish)
13. Link Hogthrob. (Mon capitan. Jay Leno reminds me a bit of him actually).
14. Janice. (Like. For
After the Eugenics WarNo maps, just a scenario ever now and then.After the Eugenics War in Settings More Like This
It's the world of Star Trek - the original series - in the year 2010. The international situation is, to say the least, grim: the last of the genetically upgraded supermen were overthrown 13 years ago, but much of Latin America, Africa, the Middle East, and South and SE Asia remain in chaos as nationalists left and right struggle against former bullyboy servants of the "Augmented" now trying to take their places as dictators and in turn both struggle against various groups backed by external powers, as they try to either restore the former status quo, maintain the larger empires created by the Augments, or create states more useful to the ambitions of other powers. The USSR and China took years to stomp out the rebellions that broke out in the Central Asian and deep interior provinces, leading to a collapse of Soviet power in Eastern Europe and massive damage to China's efforts to modernize economically.
The US got off relatively lightly, in
The Outer Limits, ITHE GALAXY BEINGThe Outer Limits, I in Settings More Like This
In 1963 Allan Maxwell, a brilliant radio expert and electronics engineer, developed a way to transmit microwaves through the fourth spatial axis, thereby allowing for effective faster than light communications, and established contact with a blue-glowing dimensionally transcendent nitrogen-cycle radiation eater from the Andromeda galaxy.  Unfortunately, due to poor hiring choices (a little ambition makes for a dangerous temp) a certain unfortunate equipment-based decision was made, and said entity was accidentally drawn onto Earth. Emitting flesh-burning microwave radiation and creating violent local atmospheric disruption merely by existing and moving around, the alien’s encounters with human beings in a desperate (and failed) effort to find equipment with which to reverse the process were not happy-making ones, and eventually It ended up back in at the radio station surrounded by police and local army elements.
After saving Maxwell’s wife from bleeding
Monster MashFirst of all, there was the Family.Monster Mash in Settings More Like This
As far as they knew, they had always been, a shadow accompanying humanity along its travels down the corridor of time. Perhaps some long-forgotten Australopithecine, moving deeper into the safe darkness of the cave, had found a deeper darkness and returned from it changed. None recall, not even Thousand Times Great Grandmere, who was born before Giza had received its full complement of pyramids.
Nobody is sure of from where they came, but they are familiar to humanity: they are the inhabitants of the October country, the witches and werewolves, the vampires and ghouls, the freaks and the abominations, the mummies and the necromancers, the ghosts and liches and the men with wings. Worse are those who have seemingly slowly turned from flesh to something else without bothering to visit the tomb, or those who have been born dead from cold wombs. Some never seem to have had a life or physical body at all. Not all of them were related by blood: ghosts and
Thundarr's WorldIt was a different 1994 than ours: technology had advanced faster, and powerful energy weapons, sophisticated robotics, advanced life support systems, suspended animation technology, and even anti-gravity had been developed. Alas, none of these was sufficient to avert the unimaginable catastrophe: the bases on the Moon perished as well when the satellite was split in two by the gravity of the strange, glowing visitor from interstellar space as it sped through the Earth-Moon system, and Mars had yet to be settled; the Earth was less damaged, but the massive tidal waves, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and falls of Moon-shards were enough to cast civilization in ruins.Thundarr's World in Settings More Like This
In the year 3937, a strange new world has emerged. The reemergence of civilization was both aided and hampered by the strange process of mutation that took place in the centuries after the Fall. Nobody is quite sure of all the factors, but the Visitor (one of the more polite and less mythic names of the doom planet) emitte
Defunct FuturesSo, what's it like in the year 2012 in the...Defunct Futures in Settings More Like This
2012 in 50's-world, everyone in the US wears hats. Men wear suits, women wear dresses or cute pantsuits. T-shirts and jeans or sweats are something nobody older than a teenager would be caught wearing. There are a lot of uniforms. Everything is very clean and often metallic or gleaming.
The Cold War is of course going on, and China, the Soviet Union, indeed everything from East Germany to Vietnam is the Red World, a unified entity which includes some parts of Africa, including the Red Congo. (Cuba, on the other side, is Capitalist and more-or-less democratic, if corrupt). Everyone in the Red World dresses the same, drives the same standard car, and reports for interrogation four times a year. (Except for the Inner Committee. But to get to that position on must have taken the interrogation drugs dozens of times). Although a "standardized" Socialist culture is promoted, the Chinese are still Chinese, and the increasing tendency of
Planet of the Apes (and some others)It is the year 3978, at least according to the old Christian-standard calendar, which has not been used by anyone for a while.Planet of the Apes (and some others) in Settings More Like This
The world is cool and dry: a nuclear winter devastated the planetary ecology, and desertification in the wake of massive die-offs of vegetation has left huge swathes of rock and sand only slowly being reclaimed by vegetation. Much of the world is also still radioactive: much of what was once the Southwest, Midwest and East coast of the US remain barren wastelands. Background radiation remains high, promoting a high mutation level. There is no moon: a failed effort to perfect a starship drive sent it flying out of the solar system in 1999. As a result, some pretty catastrophic changes have taken place in shoreline ecologies.
Most of the planet is ruled by upright-walking sapient beings of primate ancestry. Hardly any of them belong to the variety Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
It wasn’t our world. Our world di
The Moon EraIn this world, where a degenerate but ancient and technologically advanced race was not roundly defeated by one guy with a big club, the world was invaded in the 1930s by beings from the distant past of the Moon, a billion years or so before, when it was still rich in life. The “Eternal Ones”, a purely mechanized society, reduced to little more than brains with manipulative tendrils riding around in mechanical shells, required slaves to do the work the degenerate and ennui-ridden near-immortals no longer had the energy to pursue. Having failed to enslave their peace-loving, machine-free back-to-nature kin (although doing a good job of exterminating them in the trying), humans seemed like an excellent replacement, at least after the control-collars were placed around their necks.The Moon Era in Settings More Like This
They arrived travelling in duplicates of the interplanetary flyer the brave (if eventually crispy-fried) human explorer had travelled to their world in: said flyer had been designed to travel betwee
Will the Real Martian/Venusian Please Stand Up?In 2011, things are quite peaceful. Human population growth has leveled off and will probably peak at a bit over six billion. Fusion and solar power have replaced coal and oil. The third world is making great strides towards catching up with the developed nations. There are no wars…Will the Real Martian/Venusian Please Stand Up? in Settings More Like This
Unknown at the time to humanity, the Earth was invaded by Venusians starting in 1959: equally unknown, a Martian invasion was beaten off by said Venusians in 1961. Able to take on human form (save for their hypnotic third eye, invisible when closed), the Venusians were able to walk unnoticed among humanity (and if anyone noticed them, they after all could just mind-zap them).
Not that from the human point of view it was that bad an invasion: the Venusians had no interest in devouring humans, laying eggs in them, or carrying off their women. They simply wanted a little elbow room: Venus was crowded, after all. And they liked human cuisine, and the quaint, primitive lifestyle. (Also, the Martians plann
It Came From the Drive-InIt is the year 2012, and a world of Atomic Marvels. A glittering belt of space stations encircles the world, while giant space-mirrors extend the day and the growing season. Glittering super-skyscrapers pierce the heavens, and the androids sing sweetly as they toil in the protoplasm fields. Atom-powered cars zoom along gleaming super-highways carved through mountains by atomic disintegrators crisscross the globe, and descend under the sea to the Ocean floor cities. Giant gleaming rockets shoot into space by the dozens and hundreds. Earth is currently united as the Global Federation of Nations, with the minor exceptions of a few theocratic Islamic nations, a few crapsack dictatorships, a few backward underground Lost Kingdoms, and the possibly-not-so-minor exception of the Chinese Science Dictatorship.It Came From the Drive-In in Settings More Like This
Not that this current era of prosperity, cancer cured by the violet ray and synthetic steak every night came about without difficulties, far from it. Earth between 1950 and 2000 suffered
Lovecraft ToursTOURISM IN SHINY HAPPY LOVECRAFT WORLD: A COUPLE DRABBLESLovecraft Tours in Settings More Like This
THE FORTRESS OF THE BLACK STONE
(Taken from Baedekers Guide to Antehuman Ruins and Archeological Sites of Europe, Eight Edition, Puffin Press, London 2011)
Location: 2 miles east of the village of Stregoicvar, County of Csik, autonomous region of Transylvania, Hungary.
Transportation: Regular bus from Ditro, shuttle from the village square to the site for the physically disabled: there is also an outdoor lift driven by a dedicated diesel engine is available for those who wish to see the Black Stone and do not wish or are unable to make the climb.
Background Information: the Fortress of the Black Stone is a pre-human construction whose foundations date back to at least twenty million years to the era of Pseudo-Lacertilia  dominance on what at the time was a large island arising from a shallow sea, but which underwent considerable reconstruction over the last ten million years from both Cercopitheninae-derived nocturnal humanoi
Space Cadet Motive RantsGalactic Empire: A thousand generations ago, when my ancestors looked at the galaxy, they saw nothing but chaos and war and fear. My ancestors, the first emperors of our Empire, changed that. Where there was darkness, they brought light. Where there was chaos, they brought order. Where there was war, they brought peace. They created a new order, one that has lasted ten thousand years! They transformed this galaxy, at great cost, not for themselves, but for their children, and their children's children. They forged this Empire with their blood for our sake.Space Cadet Motive Rants in Settings More Like This
Today, our Empire is under threat, from within and without. The Great Enemy moves against us on all fronts, motivated by their fanatical ideology. Make no mistake, by threatening the Empire, they not only threaten my crown. They threaten every human soul in the galaxy. If we let our Empire fall, then who knows what blackness will emerge from the void to consume us all? The chaos and war and fear that our ancestors destroyed wi
The Worst Breakup EverI was sipping on a pumpkin spice latte when I got the text. It confirmed what I was afraid of.The Worst Breakup Ever in Settings More Like This
"I can't keep doing this. Goodbye."
Goodbye. We've all been there, haven't we ladies? Broken hearts hurt, and I thought I had patched mine up until I got this text from him.
I met him at a bar three months ago. Some of my friends introduced me to him. It sounds Disney, but it was love at first sight. We quickly struck up a conversation. I won't give away his name here, but our conversation got really deep. I found out that he was a medical student who was paying for his student loans by working as a bartender on weekends.
And that he was married.
I just wanted to be friends, but we knew from that first night that there was a connection between us. At first our "fling" was kept on the down low. Emails, Facebook messages, the occasional phone call. We were just friends. But things moved faster than I expected.
He had been married for three years when we met. He told me there was trouble b
House of Cards CrossoverPeople in this town talk constantly about change. Nothing's changed. The players have changed, the rules have been altered, but we're still playing the same game. I'm still playing the same game. The prize has moved further away, but it is much, much sweeter. The Presidency? Pah, you can throw that one to the dogs.House of Cards Crossover in Settings More Like This
It's refreshing to work with men who have a different understanding of power than my former colleagues. A clearer understanding. They know that might makes right, but they are blind in their own way. They are thugs. Before the occupation, people in this town thought money or popularity was power. Now, they think any man with a cudgel is a powerful one. They think that they can drop some bombs, kill a few hundred million people, park their ships in orbit and then they have control. Their blindness will cost them.
They think I'm their errand boy. They think they can fool me with their titles. "Interim President Underwood." Give me a break. "Supreme Director Underwood" sounds m
Gotta Catch 'Em AllThe classification of a lifeform as a "pocket monster," or Pokémon, is an inexact science. The general consensus is that a Pokémon must have certain aberrant qualities from its "base" kingdom; a particular species of plant or fungus can be labeled as a Pokémon if it exhibits a significant degree of locomotion or signs of a central nervous system analogue. Other lifeforms which exhibit some properties of life and not others are automatically labeled as Pokémon: computer viruses and robots are two premier examples.Gotta Catch 'Em All in Settings More Like This
Historically, the label Pokémon was assigned to any dangerous creature that lived in the tall grasses and shallow seas that surrounded mankind's earliest settlements. Capable of rending leather armor with ease, poisoning a group of hunters from several feet away, or even using hallucinogenic emissions as a form og "psychic attack," Pokémon were the masters of their domain. These threats were not as gargantuan as the primordial horrors
Colonist's SoupThis ancient dish has its roots in the first phase of human expansion. Since time immemorial, colonist’s soup has been a staple for sailors and colonists alike. It is eaten on far-flung agricultural worlds and the busy streets of the great city worlds. Although it seems that there are more variants of the soup than there are stars in the galaxy, colonist’s soup is always composed of three ingredients: algae, fungi, and meat. A simple and cheap dish, most variations on colonist’s soup come from the use of different spices, as without spices the soup is rather bland. This recipe originates from Dondrukovskrad, the Imperial capital world, and consequently is popular around the galaxy. Colonist’s soup is a common ration on starships, where it is blended into a paste, dehydrated and frozen for storage. It is then rehydrated and reheated as needed.Colonist's Soup in Settings More Like This
One tin of standard vat protein, diced (One tin of Spam, diced)
Three green algae sheets, broke
Culture Profile: Rationalism"The greatest thing about the teachings of Reason is that they are true whether or not you believe in them." - Quotations from Saint Tsi-Tson, Thread 4, Line 18Culture Profile: Rationalism in Settings More Like This
Rationalism, or Scientism in some communities, is the most widespread religion in the galaxy. Originating from even before the days of the Second Empire, Rationalism became a true force under the reign of Emperor Lem I, the first emperor of the Second Empire of Man. As a consequence of being the largest religion in the galaxy, Rationalism has countless denominations, each with their own beliefs. With many denominations, with the Imperial Rationalist Church being the largest and most powerful, Rationalism's effect on galactic society is not to be underestimated.
There is no one doctrine of Rationalism, as there is no one Rationalist church. However, most denominations agree on some core teachings, and those that deviate from these teachings are not considered to be Rationalist by the Imperial Rationalist Church and most o
The Four Horsemen Episode 04EPISODE 04 - WRONG FLOORThe Four Horsemen Episode 04 in Settings More Like This
INT. - THE CHAOS OF ETERNITY
Famine is sitting behind the reception desk, his feet propped up. He is chatting away on a large brick of a cellphone.
...so she puts this huge One Direction poster opposite where I sit. Huge! That got me thinking, now I'm really in Hell, am I right?
The elevator doors in front of Famine open. He does not notice. An old man wearing a hospital gown enters, pulling an IV drip along with him.
Yeah, and all of 'em have these creepy eyes that follow you wherever you go. I don't know where she gets this crap!
Excuse me? St. Peter?
Yeah, she probably did get it on eBay. She invented that, you know? The little twerp.
Hold on, honey. There's an -
Turns toward the man and shouts
Asshole at the desk who can't see that some people are busy on the phone!
The Four Horsemen Episode 03EPISODE 03 - THE NEW HIREThe Four Horsemen Episode 03 in Sketches More Like This
INT. - THE CHAOS OF ETERNITY
War is sitting behind a receptionist's desk. On the desk is a massive desktop computer, and War is furiously banging on the keyboard and mouse. The desk sits opposite an elevator doorway standing in the blank, white nothingness.
No! No! I clicked siege mode! Why aren't you going in siege mode?
Cut to a view of War's screen. He is playing a Starcraft match. War's siege tanks are being overwhelmed by a massive Zerg army. The camera focuses on the elevator door behind War's computer screen, which opens. A young, beautiful woman steps out of the elevator. She is wearing a green dress, a shirt trimmed with gold, large sunglasses and copious amounts of jewelry. Her long, blonde hair is perfectly groomed. In each hand, she is carrying several large shopping bags. A Prada handbag is hanging from her shoulder, and inside it is a small dog, which is also wearing jewelry. War does not notice her a
The Unending NightmareLife is an interesting thing, unique in the universe. A series of chemical processes conducted in such a way that it serves as a conduit for élan vital, a form of "energy" which exists beyond the physical universe. In tiny quantities and in simple systems, élan vital has virtually no effect, but when a critical density is exposed to a very specific set of electrochemical reactions, it confers upon the living thing the gift of consciousness.The Unending Nightmare in Settings More Like This
Élan vital is special in that it is not of the material universe. It is native to another universe "adjacent" to physical reality, an alternate dimension called the Etherium. Élan vital can only exist in conjunction with the particular chemical systems that exist in all living things; indeed, life is defined by the presence of élan vital within a chemical process. When these chemical systems fail, élan vital becomes unstable and is punted back into the realm from which it came; this process is more commonly
The Sol AnomalyEvery spacer knows not to visit the Sol Anomaly. Even though those brave and fortunate souls that make it back return with technological riches that have forged dynasties, there is a reason that not even the mighty fleets of the Empire dare venture within a few hundred light-years of that fell place. The Sol Anomaly was the cradle of mankind, and thus the battleground of hundreds of thousands of wars. Every manner of weapon, from the most mundane to the most terrible, has been used profusely in this region of space, turning it into a graveyard whose inhabitants seek to swell their numbers. Ancient mines still prowl the stars for prey, lost fleets patrol space to fight enemies defeated tens of thousands of years past, and the unspeakable monstrosities unleashed from the black heart of the Solar Anomaly wait in the void for ships and men to consume. Reality itself is torn here, the result of weapons thankfully lost to time, and here the cosmos weeps madness into our world.The Sol Anomaly in Settings More Like This
The Sol Anomal
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 8Arthur swung his sword, practicing his slice, perfecting it. Alfred stood close, not too close of course, but observed Arthur's swings. Arthur stabbed and sliced, over and over, again and again.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 8 in General Fiction More Like This
"You are getting much better at your attacks, your majesty. But I must insist more rest. Your wound " He trailed off.
"My wound is fine. I have rested for twice as long as wanted. Now it is the end of the week, and Erin is still making plans. Remember, we are leaving for the palace in two days."
"Your majesty!" Arthur scowled at him.
"Alfred. I do understand your concern, but leave it be. I am fine, and I have no time. My strikes are not perfect, and could use practice, but I will learn and I will depart. If you won't follow, be that as it may. I shall take leave by myself." Alfred sighed.
"It seems your stubbornness is too much for me. Alas, I shall follow you, your majesty." He bowed his head. Arthur, though, only frowned.
"Don't do that." Alfred looked up surprised.
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 7A few days had passed since Arthur had met Alfred. He had lived with him, eaten with him, and practiced with him. Alfred had given him the only bed that he had, and he slept on the floor with a few blankets. 'It's a hero's job to aid you in any way, your majesty. No need to fret' he had said so nonchalant.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 7 in General Fiction More Like This
He would always rouse Arthur from his sleep so early, for the sun had barely dawned upon the land, and guided him out into the chill of the morning. He would take up his sword and begin his practice.
His wounds would then be checked and rewrapped. It was healing, and soon it would no longer last. It shall scar, however. Forever a mark on what has transpired.
"Your wound is healing well, your majesty." Alfred pulled Arthur from his thoughts. He placed a hand on Arthur's wound, and he blushed. "It shall be gone in no time."
"That's wonderful. And what of the war. Any news?" Alfred shook his head in dread.
"The date draws near. He has declared war on the Kingdom of Diamond. He soon will
USUK Fairy Tale prologueOnce upon a time, there was a Prince named Arthur. He had one older brother named Erin, and three younger brothers named Patrick, Gareth, and Peter. They all lived in the Royal palace in the Kingdom of Emerald, under the watch of the king. Arthur's brother's, all except Peter, took pleasure in swords play and war strategies for fighting the Kingdom of Diamond. Arthur, though, preferred to study in his room peacefully, reading quietly, or writing stories that he would read to Peter. This earned him much taunting from his brothers. He bared this taunting most of his life, but it soon ended. But before all was fully over, a terrible event transpired. This is his story.USUK Fairy Tale prologue in General Fiction More Like This
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 5Arthur sat on the bed as Alfred unraveled the bandages from his torso. The large stain of deep red had dulled to a dark brown. The bandages were removed fully, after a while, revealing a large gash. The bleeding had stopped, thankfully, but it was only starting to heal. And once it was heals, it would definitely leave a scar.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 5 in General Fiction More Like This
"So can you tell me what happened?" Alfred asked curiously as he moved his hand to feel the would. "It was not deep enough to kill quickly, but it would have been fatal had I not found you."
"And I am eternally grateful for that."
"So. What happened?" Arthur sighed.
"My brother, Patrick, came in to wake me up, late in the night. He told me my brother was to have me killed, by Patrick's hand. He told me that to save my life, I would have to take a potion. I did. And I fell into a deep sleep. And when I awoke I was here in you room. I know nothing more."
"Ah so that is it. Well, I didn't see so much blood, and I was wondering how you had passed out from that." He gi
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 4Arthur woke to a bright light, shining on him. He could hear some birds sining their songs. His eyes opened slowly, giving them time to adjust to the bright light. His head began to throb harder. He tried to sit up, but pain shot through his body, causing him to fall back. Arthur looked around at the place, confused. He did not recognize it one bit. On a chair across the room was a shirt, soaked in blood in the stomach area. Arthur himself, realized he had no shirt on. Only bandages wrapped around his torsoUSUK Fairy Tale chapter 4 in General Fiction More Like This
"It seems you're awake." Arthur turned his head to see a young man standing in the doorway. He had dark blond hair and sky blue eyes. He looked tall, taller than Arthur anyways. He had a sword strapped to his belt, and a giant smile plastered onto his face. Arthur blushed at the kind face before him, but shook it away.
"Who. Who are y-you?" Arthur could hard make out the words, his mouth was completely dry. There was a glass of water near the bed, and he drank it.
"The more importan
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 1"Arthur! Where are you. I need to speak with you immediately. Please come to my chambers." The king called. Arthur looked up from his desk and writings to respond.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 1 in General Fiction More Like This
"Yes father!" He put his pen down and stood up, neatly pushing in his chair. He left his room quietly and began to make his way towards his father's chambers. To his dismay, his older brother Erin caught him in the hallway.
"Hey wee tyke! Where you heading off too?" He put his little brother in a headlock and would not release.
"Off to see father. Now I would appreciate being let go of." Arthur struggled in his brothers grip.
"Well it's good I don't need your appreciation, now isn't it?"
"Erin! Release me!" He smirked.
"Sure little brother." He pushed Arthur down. Arthur landed face-first, scratched his face in doing to, Erin laughing behind him. Erin walked away, still laughing mockingly. Arthur picked himself up and dusted himself off, before continuing towards his father's chambers.
"You wanted to see me father."
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 2"How dare he! How dare he do this! I am the rightful heir! He can't just skip over me!" Erin threw the nearest object at Patrick. Patrick could not move out of the way fast enough and was hit directly in the gut.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 2 in General Fiction More Like This
"I believe he just did." Erin turned to him and glared with a deadly stare.
"Silence. I will not allow this."
"Well what will you do? There isn't much left, besides kill the king." An evil smile appeared on Erin's lips. Patrick gave him a weary glance. "Erin, no. You can't-"
"I can, Patrick. And I will. By tomorrow, the king shall be dead."
"But the King probably changed the heir already. It's too late."
"Well, what if some, how you say, misfortunes were to fall upon our dear Arthur. Then I would be King would I not?"
"Erin, you can't. Arthur is not only you flesh and blood, but you're brother! And the King is bad enough!"
"Silence! I have no intent on Killing our brother." Patrick sighed in relief. "You will."
"Pardon?" Patrick could hardly compreh
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 9Alfred paced around the room, unable to sleep. Arthur lay in the bed, perfectly content in his dream. Alfred was bothered by what he had heard from Kiku.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 9 in General Fiction More Like This
"So any news from the palace?"
"Bad news. They're sending the war party day after tomorrow. The new King wants to destroy them for what they have done. But it is still endangering everyone else."
"Day after tomorrow?! That can't be."
"I'm sorry Alfred. It is the truth. I rushed down here as soon as I heard. I'm sorry."
"No, it's not your fault. You came down here so quickly and I thank you for informing me." Kiku nodded and stood up.
"I hate to leave so abruptly, but I left some things unfinished back at home, and I must finish them before the sun goes down." Alfred nodded and shook Kiku's hand.
"What should I do? Day after tomorrow? Arthur's not ready yet." Alfred looked at his sword and at Arthur. "How can I let you fight a battle knowing you would be hurt? I can't bear to see you in pa
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 6"So you know how to hold a sword, right? Show me the stance." Arthur scoffed at the question. He may not have practiced much with the sword, but he did know some things. He lifted the heavy sword off the ground and held it out in front of him.USUK Fairy Tale chapter 6 in General Fiction More Like This
"L-like this, right?" Arthur moved carefully, so not to open his wound again. But he had to train, no time to waste!
"Almost. You need to widen your stance slightly, and balance your weight evenly." Alfred placed his hands on Arthur's back and sides, shifting him slightly. Arthur's face heated up slightly at the contact. Alfred let go, and Arthur nearly fell over.
"Ah. S-sorry." Alfred turned his head slightly.
"Are you feeling well, your majesty? Your face is bright red." Arthur covered his face and turned away, embarrassed. Idiot! This is not what a prince should be acting like! Getting embarrassed over this git. Sure he's kind and really handsome and no! Arthur shook the thought away and calmed himself.
"I-I'm fine. Continue." He mustere
USUK Fairy Tale chapter 3"Arthur! Get up!" Patrick shook the sleeping figure that was Arthur. He murmered slightly in his sleep, but did not wake. "Arthur please!"USUK Fairy Tale chapter 3 in General Fiction More Like This
"What?" Arthur's eyes lazily opened as the gentle shaking woke him. As his eyes adjusted to the darkness surrounding, he saw his younger brother Patrick shaking him. "Patrick? What in god's name are you- you can stop shaking me!"
"You're awake! Good. Hurry, we need to go." He began to pull on Arthur's arm to rouse him from his bed.
"Patrick what is so bloody important that you have to wake me so late in the night?"
"Erin is going to kill the king, Arthur! And he's going after you next!" If Arthur wasn't awake before, he sure as hell was now.
"What!" Arthur leapt from out of the sheets. "Why would he do such a thing!?"
"Quiet down!" Arthur was silent. "He knows the king has named you the new heir, and he won't rest until he is king! Now, you have to leave."
"How can I leave?"
"He has sent me to kill you, so I can fake your death, and not actually kil
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 05Araziel recorre el pasillo vació en total silencio, las clases han terminado, cuando menos por ese día, no había más clases de historia que impartir. Se dirige al salón de retención, su lugar favorito en la escuela, ama estar ahí, le recuerda un poco a los cuartos para prisioneros, era como volver a los viejos tiempos, solo para darle un toque especial "Prohibido hablar, beber, comer o ir al baño" durante todo el tiempo de "encierro"..:Ni en tus suenios:. 05 in Romance More Like This
Un par de tacones suenan metros tras de él, sonríe a si mismo, sin detenerse. Quien lo está siguiendo no tiene la gracia de ser discreto y mucho menos de ocultar quien es -¿Necesita algo jovencito de las placas de identificación falsas?- al ex militar le gusta burlarse, echa cuentas, las placas que carga doble D no le pertenecen o simplemente son falsas -Este ciclo yo no le imparto clases- Eddward no da respuesta, trae manos en los bolsillos y la cabeza protegida po
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 06El sonido se asemeja a alguien bailando tap, pero no es más que Jeremiah cuyas zapatillas producen demasiado ruido al caminar -¿Tienes mi celular, Miah?- le pregunta Kevin, el rubio asiente -Está en mi morral- por la mañana hubo clase de deportes, que resulta clase "libre" para Miah debido a su asma. El pelirrojo, generosamente, prestó su móvil para que matara el tiempo jugando sentadito en las gradas -Deberías adicionar para porrista- recomienda el ojiverde de forma cándida, su acompañante claramente a puesto cara de "No me ha dado gracias, tonto" -Yo solo bromeaba jejeje- Kevin ríe nervioso, algo malo sucede con el mundo que sus chistes a nadie dan risa últimamente -Pierde cuidado- el francés no es rencoroso..:Ni en tus suenios:. 06 in Romance More Like This
De una forma u otra Kevin quiere disculparse e insiste -Vamos por un helado y yo pago- Miah sacude los risos al responder -No me dejan salir después de clases- ambos lucen decepcionados, s
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 03A Eddward no le gusta que Kevin y Nathan se hayan sumado al "juego". Ante las exigencias de su pareja y el tipo de cabello verde agua de no continuar con las molestias al rubio doble D sede -Vamos muchachos, larguémonos- ordena tranquilo, decidió no hacer de la lluvia una tormenta. Él y sus secuaces se retiran -Tablón espera un día le des tu teléfono- así se despide Johny siendo el ultimo en alejarse..:Ni en tus suenios:. 03 in Romance More Like This
El corazón de Kevin se encoje un poco pues su novio no le dedicó siquiera una mirada, está consciente: ha hecho enfadar a DD y probablemente lo pague más tarde cuando se vean en casa de Eddward para estudiar.
-Eso no fue tan difícil como yo creí- dice Nathan -¿Estás bien?- pregunta Kev, el rubio responde solo asintiendo con la cabeza y sus risos se sacuden -La escuela está plagada de idiotas como esos, así que necesitas juntarte con tipos geniales, atléticos y guap
.:Ni en tus suenos:. 01El timbre suena, sus hombros se relajan y suelta un largo y agotado suspiro de alivio. Kevin acaba de tener una de las clases de historia más inquietantes de su existencia -Jesús, eso fue raro- murmura al tiempo que va introduciendo sus útiles en la mochila. Una lapicera decide rodar por la paleta de su mesa-banco y cae al vació -!Diablos! ¿A donde vas?- el pelirrojo se echa al suelo de rodillas en busca del lápiz de tinta. La acción buscar-recoger le toma unos segundos, para cuando alza el rostro de nuevo ya se haya a solas con el profesor, todos se han marchado.Su maestro lo mira con una frialdad idéntica a la que emplea cuando les imparte conocimientos sobre los grandes acontecimientos de la historia mundial: guerras, hambrunas, epidemias, ataques terroristas y asesinatos famosos parecen ser parte del repertorio favorito de este profesor ruso, cuyo acento extranjero vuelve la clase atemorizante -Hasta luego Sr. Vasilievich- Kev.:Ni en tus suenos:. 01 in Romance More Like This
.:Ni en tus suenos:. 09Kevin y Jeremiah despejan la mesa que Edd utiliza para hacer sus tareas dentro de la habitación -Gracias por ir a traerme- dice el rubio dejando tres gruesos libros de física en el librero -Agradece a Eddward, el auto es suyo. No cabríamos los tres en mi motocicleta, además Eddward le teme a todo aquello que se sostenga en solo dos ruedas- el pelirrojo sonríe y Jeremiah suelta una risita aguda pero pronto se cubre la boca pues desde un rincón doble D los filmina con la mirada..:Ni en tus suenos:. 09 in Romance More Like This
Hacia apenas un rato que Kevin tuvo la oportunidad de presenciar algo tan gracioso como tierno; al rubio sosteniéndose en puntitas vestido con un tutú, algo que nunca se imaginó -Por cierto ¿No te da algo de pena usar... "eso"?- con la mirada señala un moral del cual asoma un montón de tul rosa, perteneciente al tutú ya mencionad -¡Oh!- el francés se pone rojo y corre a esconder bien todo dentro de su moral -Sí me da pena, pero no me queda opción, sí yo no puedo cargar a una chica- era mas factible que una chica
.:Ni en tus suenos:. 10La figura de Kevin acercándose en cámara lenta, esa sensación de humedad al juntarse sus labios y el aroma proveniente del pelirrojo, todo lo anterior es lo ultimo que Jeremiah recuerda de lo sucedido antes de terminar ahí. De espalda contra el suelo, el rubio se presiona ambas manos contra el pecho, defendiendo su corazón, no luce nada contento..:Ni en tus suenos:. 10 in Romance More Like This
A Kevin le suda la frente, igual las manos, su gorra no lo acompaña, las palabras "Quiz Bowl" yacen ahora en alguna esquina. Situado por encima del pequeño francés, sus ojos reflejan la inseguridad del mismo. El pelirrojo no decide si continuar o abortar misión.
-No- murmura Miah y su labio inferior tiembla, estruja la tela de su propia camisa color rosa pastel, Kevin le a sacado 2 o 3 botones de su lugar y él no está muy de acuerdo -Pero... Espera un poco- pide el cuatro ojos un tanto nervioso e intenta presionar al rubio contra el suelo pero Jeremiah hace acopio de fuerza y empuja -¡Que no!- dice en voz elevada Miah. Ante eso, Kevin se deja
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 04-Entonces, eres parisino- Nat sonríe posando ambos codos en la mesa -Wow, la ciudad de las luces- Nazz suspira enamorada de París -¿Que te trae por aquí?- Pregunta Kevin y después da un sorbo a su jugo de cartoncito -La muerte de mi madre- responde el rubio sujetando con demasiada fuerza el paquete de galletas de limón que tiene en sus manos..:Ni en tus suenios:. 04 in Romance More Like This
Un silencio compasivo reina en aquella mesa del comedor por un corto lapso de tiempo -Ella padeció cáncer por algunos años, pero ahora ella está descansando, así que todo se encuentra en orden- les aclara Jeremiah que trata de ser fuerte -Supongo que cada calle de París me causa nostalgia y por eso vine aquí, huyendo del pasado- sonríe falsamente, la boca le sabe amarga -Pues aquí te ayudaremos a "olvidar"- con un tono decidido Nathan rompe la tensión.
Toma menos tiempo del que se requiere para desbloquear un teléfono celular el q
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 02Luego de la muestra de dominación que Eddward acaba de ofrecerle momentos atrás Kevin se encuentra fresco para tomar su clase de ingles, que si bien, no es su materia favorita, la comprende con facilidad..:Ni en tus suenios:. 02 in Romance More Like This
Deposita un libro sobre el mesa-banco a la espera de una típica clase de números, pero en esta ocasión la clase no resulta tan típica y comienza de forma distinta: el profesor hace acto de presencia acompañado por una pequeña y llamativa rubia, al instante los cuellos de cada varón en ese salón se alza como buscando apreciar mejor, él mismo presta mayor atención.
No se trata de una rubia despampanante con buenas curvas de esas en las que los hombres suelen perder el control de sus "vehículos", sino más bien de una especie de humilde ricitos de oro -El nombre de su nuevo compañero es Jeremiah Nifon, sean amables con él- la expresión de Kevin se deforma un poco cuando e
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 07Seis cuarenta en casa de Eddward hay demasiado silencio y la noche está próxima. Él posa su atención completa en Kevin, pero el pelirrojo centra la suya en Jeremiah, quien a unos metros de ellos se fascina por los tiburones palanca que nadan en la pecera de la sala, tanto que ha olvidado la existencia de los otros dos jóvenes..:Ni en tus suenios:. 07 in Romance More Like This
Es como si Kevin se hallara afligido, habla poco, se encoge y se ha mantenido disperso -Kevin ¿Estás bien?- pregunta el pelinegro mientras lo abraza de espalda contra su pecho. Con el movimiento el ojiverde al fin recuerda la compañía de su novio -¿Te molesta?- kevin responde con otra pregunta -¿Qué cosa?- más preguntas, nadie quiere dar respuestas, solo hay confusión -Jeremiah ¿Te molesta que lo haya traído?- por fin el cuatro ojos aclara las cosas -No, la verdad no- Eddward se encuentra más confundido que en un inicio -¿No sientes celos?
.:Ni en tus suenios:. 08-¿Por qué no tratas con Jeremiah?- la voz de Eddward resuena en cada rincón de su cabeza -Cuando menos es más enano que tú y no veo como podría defenderse- las poco sanas ideas le perturban la mente mientras se acerca al casillero de Jeremiah -¡Hey Miah!- es la primera vez en esta semana que Kevin se acerca a él, lleva días esquivándolo involuntariamente debido a la falta de orden en su cabeza -Kevin...- la voz del mas pequeño no suena animada, cierra la puerta del locker y quedan cara a cara -¿He?- la expresión dolida en las facciones del rubio afecta a Kevin -Al fin me hablas... te creí molesto conmigo ¿Hice algo malo?- lejos de hallarse enojado como Miah supone, Kevin solo se distanció porque doble D lo ha confundido..:Ni en tus suenios:. 08 in Romance More Like This
El francés atrapa al pelirrojo con sus delgados brazos por el cuello, siente alivio y alegría por tener nuevamente a su amigo cerca. Por su part
Bruder of Mine Ch. 12Germania sat sipping his wine, and contemplated the next day. Gilbert was in a whirlwind of trouble, but he had to keep his cool because clearly the boy did not know what was in store for him. He had told him in the past about drinking, and how it was only for adults, but the child was curious, what could he do? As he drank the last drop, he walked to the basin, and set the glass down. Breathing a deep sigh, he turned down the lights, and walked down to his bedroom. Arriving there, he opened the door and with the moonlight shining into the room, he looked over to the bed, and saw little Gilbert laying on his stomach, snoring away. This pleased him, as dealing with the child awake and loopy, would not be a good thing for him.Bruder of Mine Ch. 12 in General Fiction More Like This
He walked over, pulled aside the covers, and got into the bed with the boy. Hopefully it would be a still night, and the child would just sleep off his inebriation. He quickly fell asleep, but the middle of the night was full of leg kicking, and face slapping, and
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There were nothing but delicious smells coming from the kitchen as little six year old France sat at the table, doing his lessons. The little boy was taught to believe that schooling was most important, and that education would take one far in life. His Papa had left the château for important meetings throughout the land.
The maids were off doing their chores, the butler laying out the master of the houses' clothing and there was only one other person in the house, and that was the delightful and extremely talented Monsieur Chef. He was known for his prized pastries, his bountiful breads, exquisite edibles and decadent desserts. Little Francis had a terrible sweet tooth, and only when Papa was not around was he able to indulge.
While he sat working on his arithmetic, he looked over to the Chef. The man was preparing a Tart au Caf
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Alfred gulped and put the scone down. He stood up before his brother, and held his hands together, rubbing them nervously.
"I I think I have some studying to do. Can...can I finish tea early and study a little extra before class?" He watched his brother. Nodding to the child, he set his cup down, and then stood back up. Gazing sternly at the boy, and clearing his throat.
"You may be excused to the library and study on the reading skills." He walked over and took the boy by the hand, hoisting him up. Holding him steady, he spoke in a slow tone. "Go straight to the library Alfred, do not cut any corners, and get down to your studying. I trust you."
Alfred at this point was too afraid to disobey his older brother and nodded his head.
"Yes Arthur I promise, I want to study...I..I don't want to get the hickory stick again." He sniffled a bit just saying it. A
Kindergarten Angst Ch. 3Germany looked down at the area that he and Japan had cleaned, but it wasn't perfect to his liking. Grumbling as he got down on his knees, he wanted to make sure his home was spotless, as any specs of dirt or grim made him extremely irritable. Once he was finished, he noticed it was rather quiet. He stood up and walked over to the couch and saw that Japan had curled himself up into a ball and was sleeping soundly.Kindergarten Angst Ch. 3 in General Fiction More Like This
"Japan hey um are you asleep?" Germany watched, and then with the child not responding, he knelt down and picked him up into his arms. Honda put his arm around the German's neck and Ludwig's eyes suddenly widened. He felt a somewhat closeness to the child, and then walked towards the boy's bedroom.
Opening the door, he saw that the room was immaculate, much to Germany's liking. He couldn't believe Japan was such a neat little nation. Walking over to the bed, while still holding the child, he pulled back the covers and set him in the bed. Tucking him in, he watc
Kindergarten Angst Ch. 4Japan looked up at the familiar face. His older brother China. But China did not smile, nor frown. Japan was petrified, he had been raised within strict rule from China. There were very hard lessons learned in the past, and he swallowed the lump in his throat. He did not want to repeat it.Kindergarten Angst Ch. 4 in General Fiction More Like This
"Little brother is that you? How did you get to be so small and why are you out here alone?" China raised an eyebrow, and then brought his attention to the other four nations who were just as surprised as him.
"Whoa dude look at him talk about micro nation haha " America nudged England in the ribs. "Sealand has this one beat now haha!"
China glanced over to America with a foreboding glare. Alfred quickly closed his mouth and hid behind his older brother Arthur frightened. Turning his attention back to the boy, China knelt down.
"Nihon what are you doing? How did you come to be in this state?" He lifted his finger to the boy's chin and waited for an
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Alfred heard the words from someone. It sounded as if his brother was calling him but it seemed too far away. He stopped reaching his hand toward the flame half way, and the flame in the gas flashed blue and orange. Alfred suddenly blinked the connection broken and he looked confused for a moment seeing his own hand in front of him reaching for the flame, but he wasn't sure of what was happening. The flame rose higher for a moment and the curse was trying to reach the child. Alfred had thought he heard the one that had called it forth.
England did not get a response from the child, and the only thing he could do was stop the trance, because clearly the child was not in the right state. He raised his hands in the air, and walked forward. Closing his eyes, he spoke in Latin chant.
"Ego imperium haec praecantatio ut finis ad semel! Flamma esse abiit."
Kindergarten Angst Ch. 7Prussia stared into his brother's eyes. Never had he realized how Ludwig was so alike their Vati. He gulped loudly and started to get nervous. Looking at his watch, and then peering at how far away the door was, he went to back away.Kindergarten Angst Ch. 7 in General Fiction More Like This
"Uh well, you know Bruder I think I should probably get out of your hair and you know, its been great but you know I need to " He went to run, but Germany held him tightly. Shaking, he tried to get free from the grasp, but his brother had a firm hold.
"Gilbert we are going to play a little game its called, awesome tears. You see the point of the game is to see if a child like yourself can produce awesome tears. Let's begin shall we?" He scooped up the boy under his muscley arm. Prussia's eyes widened.
"Bruder Bruder please! Please don't I'll find the stuff to change Italy and Japan back please please don't I " Prussia tried to plead with his brother, but nothing was going t
Can He Stay? Ch. 14America was so scared that he had not known how to react. He struggled in Prussia's arms and was causing such panic, that Prussia had no choice but to hold him tighter, and secure the boy's mouth with his hand. He leaned in closer to the child.Can He Stay? Ch. 14 in General Fiction More Like This
"Listen you little runt keep moving like that and you will never, ever see your precious Arthur again. Now shut up." Alfred whimpered in the nation's arms and stayed still. He was not about to anger the scary Prussia. Chuckling and holding him more firmly, Gilbert was satisfied. "That's what I thought. Come on, let's go."
Prussia crept to the window, and looked down. Spain was standing there, casually, and the moment he looked up, he saw Gilbert and the terrified little nation. The elder nation was able to maneuver his escape, and climb down the side of the mansion with the child in tow. Getting down to the ground, Spain looked at the boy, and then up at Gilbert with a worried look.
"Eh do you think this is really a good idea? I mean
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Walking through the woods in search of some new territory to conquer, Francis gritted his teeth. He would have gotten a lot farther had he not had the nation of England with him. The small child of four held France's hand, while the teen looked around.
"Zis iz impossible nothing iz happening." France looked out into the way yonder, but there was nothing but luscious woods, streams, and the endless nature before them. He looked down at the boy with a slight sigh. "Come on you iz bad enough I 'ave to 'ave a tag along."
The child wriggled his hand out of the older boy's hand and became upset. He was tired, cranky, and just wanted to sit and relax.
"I wanna go home France I don't want to be out here." The boy slumped down on the grass and laid down. He was constantly whining and it was driving France crazy.
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England turned his head around while he leaned over the desk, and looked back to the man he had known for a very long time. He was flushed and swallowed the large lump in his throat. Trying to plea with the man, he spoke up.
"I...I haven't forgotten my lessons Hughes. Please, please be reasonable, and...oh, for the love of, I wouldn't have been that bloody stupid to leave the magazine within your reach and.....ooops..." England quickly clasped a hand over his mouth, not saying anymore. The butler raised an eyebrow.
"Deliberately hiding things from me? You have just proven to me that you HAVE indeed forgotten your lessons." With that he carefully placed himself behind Arthur and raised the cane up high and let it swish down with full force holding nothing back intent on showing him that this was not acceptable. "COUNT them Young Master Kirkland"