a sonadow story Ch11Last chapter-Scourge got cut off by sonic."That i wouldnt love u back?"Sonic said."Yeah..."Scourge said."Shadow...can u please go outside for a moment?"Sonic said."Sure..."Shadow said as he headed out the door.Then Sonic sat next to Scourge.Then unexpectedly he kissed him in the lips.Scourge was tottaly shoked but he kissed back.After a few minutes they broke the kiss."Scourge...the truth is....i dont love u....i like u."Sonic said.Scourge understand that the speedster didnt love him."i know that u feel so sad right now but do u at least want to be friends?"Sonic said."Friends?I guess that will be fine"Scourge smiled.So then they both hugged for being new pals.Then they saw a flash of light appear right in front of them and they stopped hugging.Then they saw 2 hedgehogs infront of their faces.a sonadow story Ch11 in General Fiction More Like This
Sonic: And to think that Shadow never knew about the kiss <3
Me: Mhm he will know soon.After this story finally comes to an end!!!!
Sonic: I hate you.
Me: I didnt ask for your opinion.Begin!!!
The sleepover -sonscourge- ch5Silver: Well...you might not belive this but he loves you....The sleepover -sonscourge- ch5 in Humor More Like This
Scourge: ~Widens eyes~~blushes even more~ O-ok....
Silver: I also want to tell you that we are in a Scavanter hunt with Shadow and we are going to your house last to get your jacket....
Scourge: ~still blushing~ WHAT!?Why my jacket!?
Silver: I dont know! If we get that jacket we get to mock Shadow.
Scourge: ~stops blushing~ Ok...ill hide the jaket in my closet. (Thats when i can make my move)So when are you coming?
Silver: Somewhere around Midnight. See ya later and thanks.
Scourge: No Prob.Oh and i got to tell you something....
Silver: ~pushes the speaker button~ ~wispers~ Guys listen! ~stops wispering~ Go ahead.
Scourge: I wanted to say that...~gulps~ I love Sonic too.
Tails: ~eyes widen~
Silver: (His wish came true!) Good...
Scourge: I want to keep that a secret until he comes though...i want to tell him that until i make my move.
Angel: You are gonna make a move at him!?
Scourge: Whose there?
The sleepover -sonscourge- Ch4Sonic: B-BUT!MY MOM...The sleepover -sonscourge- Ch4 in Humor More Like This
Shadow: Unless you want to quit now and you are the losers....
Sonic: Hold on....~grabs Silver's wrist and drags him outside~
Silver: ~closes the door~ What?
Sonic: Silver...why the hell did you tell him that!?Youre not gonna be here next year!
Silver: I thought you might of gotten tired of getting mocked by Shadow so i agreed!
Sonic: But you know im not good at these hunts!
Silver: Sonic!What do you want more than anything in the world?
Sonic: Anything anything?
Sonic: ~looks down~ Scourge.....
Silver: So...if you give this up then Scourge will NEVER pay attencion to you!
Sonic: ~sighs~ Fine...ill do it.
Silver: Good ~smiles~ But your gonna have to read our list first....
Sonic: Ok... ~opens the door~~goes in~
Silver: ~goes in~~shuts the door~ Shadow...give us the list.
Shadow: ~gives the list to Sonic~
Sonic: ~starts reading~
Shadow: Oh yeah and we have a little surprise for Sonic at the end....
Sonic: 1. Get in a Drug bar and get a "Sex in the be
The sleepover -sonscourge- ch3Everyone went up to Sonic's room, observing it.The sleepover -sonscourge- ch3 in Humor More Like This
Angel: Wow Sonic...you have a great room. ~smiles~
Tails: I agree!
Silver: Dido! (Translation: Me too)
Sonic: Thank you!
Tails: No Problem! ~Wink~
Sonic: ~Winks back~
Angel: Hey wats this? ~picks up boxers~ Does this have DUCKIES!? ~laughs hard~
Sonic: ~blushes in a deep red color~ H-hey!Give those back! ~snaches them away from Angel~
Tails & Silver: ~giggles~
Angel: ~still laughing~ Oh man!That is so highlarious!
Sonic: ~still blushing~ Shut up! ~puts boxers away fast~
Angel: ~laugh fades by the second~ Im sorry Sonic...i didnt mean that. ~Stop laughing~ ~smiles~
Silver: Well are we here for a sleepover or just to laugh at Sonic's ~chuckles~ ducky underwear....~laughs~.
Tails: ~laughs too~
Sonic: ~blushes more~ ITS NOT THAT DAMM FUNNY!
Angel: ~stops giggling~ Ok guys...thats enough....
Tails & Silver: ~still laughing~
Tails & Silver: ~still laughing~
Angel: ~gets fusterated a bit~ GUYS!
Tails & Silver: ~stop
a sonadow story ch10Last chapter-"Well now we can tak if its alright."Sonic said."Sure go ahead"Scourge said.Sonic sat beside Scourge and asked him "I know you might be uncunftorable w/ this but i want to know....and we are being honest........Why did u rape me?"Sonic asked.Scourge didnt awnser.He didnt want to tell the truth but he had to."Because.....i-i...i""You what?"He just went out and say it."I love you,sonic the hedgehog!"The room just went tottaly silent.....a sonadow story ch10 in General Fiction More Like This
Me: O-O.Sorry still a little shoked from last chapter XD
Scourge: Darn it!I should of never said that !
Scourge: Since every one is shoked today im gonna continue the damm story!Begin!
Back to "My friends"....(Scourge: Its gonna change a bit since liz is STILL shoked)
"Gah!I just wish i knew were Scourge's house is!"Angel said."We dont have much time!"Janette said."I think i know that!"Angel said."Gosh Dr.Eggman is tottaly gonna kill us if we dont have
The sleepover -sonscourge- ch7Angel: ~blushes more~ i-i...The sleepover -sonscourge- ch7 in Humor More Like This
Shadow: ~holds her hands~ hmm? ~smirks~
Ivy: Leave her alone!
Sonic: If you kiss her...i swear i will...!
Shadow: You will what? ~laughs evily~
Sonic: I will kick your ass!
Ivy: ~pushes Shadow~ Go! Get your next item! Ill hold him!
Sonic and the rest ran to the car with the drink and went to old navy at the mall...
Ivy: ~Pins down Shadow~
Shadow: Let me go you son of a bitch!
Ivy: Oh HELL no! ~punches Shadow~
Shadow: ~gets Ivy off of him and throws her to the table~ Guys lets get outta here...
So Shadow and his crew left and went to get the second thing done....
Sonic: Angel are you ok buddie...
Angel: ~Tears roll onto her cheecks~~sniffs~
Silver: Dont cry...its gonna be ok...
Angel: ~stops the car~ H-he...
Silver: ~rubs her back~ its ok...
Sonic: ~hugs Angel~ look..its alright...
Angel: ~said in a sob tone~ I know... ~starts crying~
Everyone huged her so she would calm down...
Angel: ~calms down a bit~ Thanks g
Sonic prom Ch1It was 6:00 in the morning and Sonic had been woken up by his alarm clock.Sonic prom Ch1 in Teen More Like This
-Alarm clock rings-
Sonic: ~gets hamer and smash it on the alarm clock~Another boring day at Acorn high ~ears fold down~~gets up and check the calendar~Wow today is Thursday and the prom is tomorow....THE PROM IS TOMOROW!!Darn it!!I still havent gotten a date yet!!!
Amy: ~Comes in unexpectedly~ Hey my darling Sonic!!!
Sonic: Not now Amy!!I got to find a prom date for tomorrow.
Amy: Why do you need to find one when she is rite in front of you <3
Sonic: Amy i told you i dont have feelings for you weeks ago!
Amy: I know but at least i want to have fun!I dont have a date eather.
Sonic: Well Ames can you go for a bit i need to get ready for skool
Amy: Ok see you at skool!!~walks out the house~
Sonic: (Sure so i can run away from you again) Ok bye.
1 hour later he got ready and left to school to meet w/ Angel....
Angel: Hey Sonic!
Sonic: Hey Sis!
Angel: So what ya need today?
Sonic: Do you want to go to prom w/ me?
a sonadow story ch8Last chapter-Chills went down Sonic's spine but in a few seconds he started 2 groan in pleasure.Then they broke up for more air.(Silver: Awwww! )"Sonic...i just wish that this relationship of ours will last 4 ever"Shadow said sweetly."It will Shadow because nothing this world will ever break us apart!"Sonic said. Finally 2 top it all of the 2 lovers huged 2 show they will always love each other ever.....a sonadow story ch8 in General Fiction More Like This
Me: Ok...Silver left im back....yatta yatta yatta.
Sonic: I think we should start.
Me: Otherwards im not in a good mood 2 day and i dont care how the damm story turns out!
Sonic: Liz please st...
Me: Sooooooooo stop interupting me sonic!
Me: So in other news...
Shadow: Shut it!Begin!
Me: Thats my job!
Shadow: I dont care!
Liz and shadow were arguing afterwards
(I am really not in a good mood!)
At the Hospital..
Scourge's doctor came in, in the middle of Scourge's scared festival."Wow...what happened?"Doctor said."Im...
Sonic prom ch2Hey hey!New characters come in and one of them's name is Natasha!!! Owner-PrincessTDI.Next is JC!!Owner- X-x-Mick-kay-x-X Please enjoy!!!Sonic prom ch2 in Teen More Like This
Angel: Please Sonic ~said in a convincing voice~
Natasha: ~comes unexpectedly~ Please Sonic what?
Angel and Sonic: ~Jumps in the air~ Oh its you.~smiles~
Angel: Sonic i want you to meet Natasha!
Natasha: Hi! So what were you guys talking about earlyer?
Sonic: We were talking about Shadow
Natasha: What about Shadow?
Sonic: That if i should go to prom with him is all....
Natasha: Well you should!
Natasha: Yeah he seems like a lonely guy!!
Angel: See Sonic even my best friend says you should go with him!!
Sonic: That might be a good idea....
JC: Sup dudes!
Sonic: Hey JC!Nothing much!You?
JC: Just Chilling and watching chicks!
Angel and Natasha: ?
Sonic: Oh this is JC guys...
Angel: Hey...~turns away~
Natasha: ~looks at him wierdly~
Sonic: You will know him better later and youll see he's a great dude!
JC: Yeah im ni
Sonic prom ch3Sonic was at school all day thinking of that same situation he had with Shadow a few hours ago.When he got home, he closed the door and ran up to his room and started remebering the excact same moment .Sonic prom ch3 in Teen More Like This
Sonic: ~Walks to Shadow~ Hey uh Shadow!~gets nervous~
Shadow: ~In a sad voice~ Hey Faker.
Sonic: Look Shadow...whatever knuckles did was wrong...you shouldnt be treated like that...im just saing that..
Shadow: Im a complete failure?
Sonic: No!Dont think that!Im saying that you are a nice person and nobody can mistake you by that!~Smiles~
Shadow: ~Smiles~ Oh..
Sonic: Good luck!~starts walking~
Shadow: Wait!~grabs his arm~Will you go to prom with me?
Sonic: ~Shocked~ Cute boy with a rose say what?
Shadow: Well you seem like a nice guy and all...will you?
Sonic: Well....sure!Ill go with you!
Shadow: Thank you Sonic ~Hugs~
Sonic: Np (did he just called me Sonic?) ~hugs back~
Shadow: ~Gives rose to Sonic~
Shadow: Well see ya tomorrow at 6:00 p.m
Sonic: Cant wait.
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1. Cats. (Andrew Lloyd Webber's masterpiece. This is a classic from start to finish and the cat characters are all likable and interesting. My favorites being Macavity, Mr Mistophlees, Rum Tum Tugger, and Bustopher Jones. The song Memory is a real tear-jerker.)
2. Beauty and The Beast. (One of my favorite Disney movies is also one of my favorite musicals. So many classic songs, they are inescapable. I'm serious here, I still have Be Our Guest and the Gaston song stuck in my head - I think I know the lyrics off by heart. Here's a fun-fact for you: I bet you didn't know that Hugh Jackman plays Gaston in the Australian version of the musical.)
3. Phantom of the Opera. (Another masterpiece by Andrew Lloyd Webber, based on the novel - this is a musical that rocks!)
4. Joseph And The Technicolour Dreamcoat. (I was in a play of this as a choir member. This is what those boring old bible stories actually fun. What I like about this is how
Favorite Websites------------------------------Favorite Websites in Profiles More Like This
1. Deviantart. (This place is like home + family to me. Sure it's got it's own share of crap, but there are numerous things that balance it out.)
2. Thatguywiththeglasses. (This site is trucking awesome.)
3. Uncyclopedia. (Unlike a certain other wiki knockoff that shall not be mentioned, Uncyclopedia is actually decent and is rather amusing. Plus their article on Bruce Campbell is so good that it's actual scary.)
4. Muppet Wiki. (Another wiki spinoff, and like Uncyclopedia - this site is actually good and not only that but it's like the ultimate place to go if you're looking for answers regarding muppet related information and trivia - and it doesn't just have Muppets either, almost anything to do with anything that Jim Henson was involved with - can be looked up here.)
5. GlennShadix.com. (The official website of the late great Glenn Shadix who is one of my favorite actors. It has lots of great photographs - a lot of them are even taken by Shadix himse
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I was going to do a list of my favorite alltime tv series but the list I have goes over 100 so it would be difficult to list them all.
So here's my list of favorite British shows.
1. Blackadder. (This show is classic. And in my opinion, Rowan Atkinson's finest work to date. All 4 seasons are hillarious. My personal favorites are season 2-4, because that's when the really clever writing comes in and the appearance of the Blackadder we know and love. Not to mention Hugh Laurie is hillarious as the utterly idiotic Prince George in Blackadder the Third.)
2. Mr Bean. (This is the first thing most people think of when Rowan's name is mentioned, they think Mr Bean. And who can blame them? Mr Bean is a real goofball but there are many hillarious and tear-jerking moments in the series, the humor is excellent and it's clever that this show doesn't use dialogue - making it a homage of sorts to silent comedies.)
3. Who's Line Is It Anyway. (I'm sort o
Favorite Transformation Media-----------------------------------Favorite Transformation Media in Profiles More Like This
I love monsters especially werecreatures and other shapeshifters like that, being that this is a subject that's been around for centuries, there have been many different movies, shows, and books even comics and cartoons that have dealt with this subject but these are the ones i've selected.
1. An American Werewolf In London. (How can you NOT have this on a list of transformation themed media? With the most memorable and painful transformation sequence ever, with no cgi in sight - and the makeup magic of Rick Baker, this is the reason the Best Makeup oscar category was invented).
2. Teen Wolf. (A wonderful light-hearted comedy about your typical teenager who just happens to find out that he's a werewolf. And an absolute gem of the 80's. The transformation scenes are slick, and I love the style of the werewolves in this. I also like how it's a herranditory thing rather that a curse).
3. Willow. (The "You're All
Memes I Can't Stand-------------------------------------------------------Memes I Can't Stand in Profiles More Like This
This is a list of memes that I can't stand, while there are some these ones just really get on my nerves.
1. The facepalm. (Before I start i'd like to say that I know that Patrick Stewart isn't the one who invented this, but he did help mutate it into an overblown meme. And if I were him, I wouldn't be doing that annoying gesture - given that he was in a kids movie made by Nickelodeon that with it's own tv series, specials, and not to mention said kids movie overshadowed Monsters Inc AND Shrek at the Oscars. It's just that...the more it's used, the more it makes me want to do it).
2. U Mad. (I really DO wish that however came up with this would be more original, because this response got old from the start).
3. Arrow To The Knee. (It used to be funny...then I took a shotgun to the head.)
4. Learn2spell/learn2insertverbhere. (I know this came from World of Warcraft, which i'm a fond player of but I just wish
Monstermaster13's thoughts: Russell BrandNathan:Monstermaster13's thoughts: Russell Brand in Profiles More Like This
Hello one and all, monstermaster13 with another edition of Monstermaster13's thoughts. This is sort of a rant on sorts on one of the most unusual and completely wacked up people in the history of comedy.
I am of course talking about Russell Brand. I mean seriously, what is it that makes this man so damn popular? I don't hate him, I am just saying that he's well...weird and not in a good way.
I just find him to be too crazy to a regular person, there's several different levels of Craziness, there is Lovable and Manic, Jim Carrey-Like, Eccentric, and then there's Axe Crazy (e.g Jack Nicholson in the Shining).
Yes I know that I have fanart of him in my "Favorites" on here but that's there for a reason, because in a strange way - I find him kind of interesting. Yes I have favorited several videos of him on youtube, but that's only because he's interesting.
I just don't get why people consider him to be attractive. Seriously, this weirdo is considered attractive? No offense to fans
Favorite musicians----------Favorite musicians in Profiles More Like This
This is a list of my favorite musicians including singers and composers, I listen to them a lot or if not on a regular basis.
1. Michael Jackson. (Anyone who dislikes MJ or doesn't think he's awesome deserves to be thrown in a pit of spikes! MJ was and always will be the king of pop. No one can move like he did!)
2. Madonna. (The queen of music! Still going strong even after all these decades, and still kicking ass. Not to mention her songs have some of the most creative videos ever.)
3. Cher. (Another female singer who kicks ass! What's amazing about her is that her songs are semi autobiographical - good examples of this are Half Breed and Gyspies, Tramps and Thieves. Plus she's STILL awesome after all these years!)
4. Black Sabbath. (These guys rock! Any true metal head will tell you much these guys kick ass when it comes to their soungs!)
5. Ozzy Osbourne. ("All aboard. Hahahahahaha!" , The Prince of Darkness himself. He's bat-shi
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This is a list of my favorite live action movie villains, and a lot of these are from movies that i've seen and really enjoyed.
1. Darth Vader. (How can you not have this sith-lord on a list full of great villains? This guy is EPIC! And if anyone disagrees..they can expect to be given the "Force choke" treatment).
2. Darth Maul. (This guy is amazing. Not to mention he looks so badass with his double-bladed lightsaber, his horns and his overall demon-like appearance!)
3. Palpatine. (Truly terrifying, not to mention the force lightning power he has is so cool.)
4. Dr Evil. (Mike Myers is one of the must underrated comedians ever. And he's hillarious in the Austin Powers movie as Austin, Dr Evil AND Fat Bastard. Mr...oops I mean Dr Evil is one of the most hillarious villains ever! Not to mention Mini-Me is adorable!)
5. Emile Mondavarious. (If you were to look up 'genius' in a dictionary. You would find a picture o
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This is a list of video games and tv shows that I would love to see made into movies in one way or another.
1. Ratchet and Clank. (A movie based off the first game would be awesome!)
2. Biker Mice From Mars. (Out of all the cartoons turned movies...i'm surprised they haven't done a Biker Mice movie yet, I would to see one - based off the old series but with characters from the old series and new series as well).
3. Earthworm Jim. (This would make a great superhero comedy movie!)
4. Super-Ted. (I think this show deserves to have a movie adaptation as well. It would be amazing!)
5. Count Duckula. (If Hotel Transylvania has proven anything, it's that animated monster movies rule! And if there was a Count Duckula movie...then I would be so happy!)
6. Crash Bandicoot. (A game series this zany DESERVES it's own movie anthology).
7. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver II. (This game would make a truly epic movie. And I definitely thi
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This is a list of celebrities that I either have mixed feelings about or just plain dislike for one reason or another.
1. Tom Hanks. (I admit that he was good as the voice of Woody in the Toy Story movies, he was also great in Splash, Big, and Volunteers, but since Forest Gump he just seems to be playing the same kind of role - either an idiot or some guy who gets involved in unusual situations, and it gets tiresome).
2. Alec Baldwin. (Great in Beetlejuice, and Cat In The Hat, but I think he gets typecast as a villain way too much with the exception of 30 Rock. Not to mention that Hulu commercial where he's an alien. *shudders*)
3. Paris Hilton. (Just because she's rich doesn't mean she's talented, it's the opposite.)
4. Anna Nicole Smith. (I know she's dead. But godamn it! I HATED this mother-trucking witch. No talent, absolutely brainless, and yet she was considered attractive. What the hell were thos
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Earth scientists have spent the last 65 years banging their heads against the incontrovertible fact that if you arrange copper, quartz crystals, and a piece of magnetite in a certain configuration, and rotate it, you get an antigravity field, in spite of there being no discernable reason why this should be so. Quantum mechanics has gone off in some very odd directions, most of them dead ends, since 1945, as have th
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What used to be the USSR in our world is today a peaceful social-democratic federation and the world's greatest power: the US is the crumbled remnant of a former fascist superpower, now aggressively moving back onto the world stage.
In the Americas, Canada is an impoverished former US territory, its inhabitants known for their political violence and criminality. Mexico, shorn of its northern territories by the US, is a first-world country to which many Americans flee. Brazil is a fascistic dictatorship where the 40-year rule of its mulatto dictator has been supported by the power of Voodoo, but which on the bright side treats its jungles as sacred. Argentina is a futuristic socialist technocracy, the legacy of Evita Ibarguren, greatest of 20th century popular revolutionary leaders. Wealthy Cuba is gambling, beaches, and offs
Monster MashFirst of all, there was the Family.Monster Mash in Settings More Like This
As far as they knew, they had always been, a shadow accompanying humanity along its travels down the corridor of time. Perhaps some long-forgotten Australopithecine, moving deeper into the safe darkness of the cave, had found a deeper darkness and returned from it changed. None recall, not even Thousand Times Great Grandmere, who was born before Giza had received its full complement of pyramids.
Nobody is sure of from where they came, but they are familiar to humanity: they are the inhabitants of the October country, the witches and werewolves, the vampires and ghouls, the freaks and the abominations, the mummies and the necromancers, the ghosts and liches and the men with wings. Worse are those who have seemingly slowly turned from flesh to something else without bothering to visit the tomb, or those who have been born dead from cold wombs. Some never seem to have had a life or physical body at all. Not all of them were related by blood: ghosts and
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Not that from the human point of view it was that bad an invasion: the Venusians had no interest in devouring humans, laying eggs in them, or carrying off their women. They simply wanted a little elbow room: Venus was crowded, after all. And they liked human cuisine, and the quaint, primitive lifestyle. (Also, the Martians plann
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The US got off relatively lightly, in
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The Cold War is of course going on, and China, the Soviet Union, indeed everything from East Germany to Vietnam is the Red World, a unified entity which includes some parts of Africa, including the Red Congo. (Cuba, on the other side, is Capitalist and more-or-less democratic, if corrupt). Everyone in the Red World dresses the same, drives the same standard car, and reports for interrogation four times a year. (Except for the Inner Committee. But to get to that position on must have taken the interrogation drugs dozens of times). Although a "standardized" Socialist culture is promoted, the Chinese are still Chinese, and the increasing tendency of
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Most of the planet is ruled by upright-walking sapient beings of primate ancestry. Hardly any of them belong to the variety Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
It wasn’t our world. Our world di
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I can't wake up, Wake me up inside
Save me, call my name and save me from the dark
"Now then who should I kill first hmm?" Thade then saw Shadow and the condition he was in, "well now maybe I should put you out of your misery Shadow." Before Thade attacked Shadow asked, "How do you know me, how do you know I'm Shadow." Thade lowered his katana and said, "ah so Raiteck didn't tell you EVERYTHING then, well I suppose I can tell you, you see since I am asleep inside Raiteck I can still see and hear everything that goes on, almost like a dream and throughout all that I memorize everything that goes on and once Raiteck succumbs to hatred or excitement I come out and HE goes to sleep. It's very ironic though, I am evil and yet I am white and he's good and he's black, ha ha well guess goes to show that everyone who's good has evil in them and everyone whose good has evil in them, in our case I have Raiteck who is my good side and he has me as his evi
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Don't resent me, and when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest"
"What do you mean Shadow?" Amy asked puzzled, "What are you talking about?" Raiteck didn't look at Amy he was still staring at the shadowy figure in the smoke "How did you know it was me and who are you?" The figure finally stepped out of the smoke and there stood a black hedgehog with red streaks on his quills wrists and ankles, red and white hover shoes, rings on his wrists and ankles, a tuft of white fur on his chest and crimson red eyes burning with hatred. "Are you the one who kept Amy in that cage?" Shadow asked with a clenched fist and ready to kill something and his eyes were set on Raiteck he looked at Amy then at Shadow and then knew what was happening and started to panic, "Uh, um, no I wasn't- I mean I was, but it was for a reason I was just doing because Eggman told
Lovers and the friend: Ch. 4"Help me believe it's not the real me, somebody help me tame this animal"Lovers and the friend: Ch. 4 in Settings More Like This
-Three Days Grace
"This isn't good!" Shadow called out, he was covered in scars from barley dodging bullets and his vision was blurring since he lost a lot of blood from the wounds, "Yeah, these guys just won't go down!" Raiteck was in worse condition since some bullets already hit him on his right arm and left leg, but he moved as if he wasn't hit at all, "These guys are almost inhuman," when Raiteck said this he figured that they MUST be inhuman because a normal human can't withstand all the wounds he's given not even a full grown army man can withstand all the cuts he made on them, "There's only one way to find out." He stopped fighting, stood still, put his blade up vertically, closed his eyes, and stood there doing nothing, 5 soldiers suddenly surrounded Raiteck and pointed their guns at Raiteck each around 5 feet away from him, but were confused what the hedgehog could be up to. The captain then
Lovers and The Friend: Ch. 3"Black-hearted Evil or Brave Hearted Hero. I am all, I am all I am"Lovers and The Friend: Ch. 3 in Settings More Like This
Shadow was sitting in a tree far away from Eggman's base and repeating Amy's words in his head, "Why would he care now all of a sudden?" those words hurt him, but he knows they were true, he's never helped her, let alone saved her, he's only helped her to find cream and cheese and that was it. The thing he didn't know HIMSELF, was why did he go to save Amy when he heard from sonic that she was captured by Eggman and then used his chaos control to get to her fast, what were these feelings that he felt around her, why did his chest hurt from those words, why was feeling anyth
Lovers and the Freind: ProlougIn a the middle of a town there was a house, just a normal house nothing abnormal, outside lush grass, good windows, an average size house with two windows in front, a door as well (duh), and with a navy blue coloring from the roof to the bottom, but inside was a different story. Inside the house was a techno-haven to some, but enough to make a normal person to get technophobic, all around the house there were connections, one connected to the internet, the other to the satellite dish, another was to something that looked like it was connected to a freezing chamber, and lots and lots of power cords. To tell you the truth this is only the living room if you can imagine the rest of the house like this (other than the bathroom and kitchen cause as you know that's a safety hazard) then there's no need to describe the rest of the rooms. Now all this technology belonged to one teenager called Raiteck Lived, now this teenager was a genius, hence the wires all over inside the house, the thingLovers and the Freind: Proloug in Settings More Like This
Lovers and the Freind: Ch. 1"I'll try to find my brother later in life," he said thoughtfully one day while working on a machine that looked like a teleporter that you see on Star Trek, "but i need to finish this that way we both have the best fun ever in our lives." At this point in time he's already nineteen years old, his hair was long, sleek and black with a bang over his left eye, his eyes were dark red, his body was an average body not too strong but not too weak, but he did look very skinny even though he ate as though he were a bottomless pit. At that moment he was wearing some blue jeans that were ripped on the right knee and he was wearing a black shirt with red letters saying "Trust me" and white letters finishing it off saying "I'm a ninja." After a bit of tinkering with the machine he took a break and in his mind said, "I've got to finish this machine and find my brother after that we can live safely and happily," now the machine was supposed to be a teleporter but not to teleport you to different plLovers and the Freind: Ch. 1 in Settings More Like This
A Very Short StoryA Very Short Story in Short Stories More Like This
Everyone was two inches tall.
Shatterglass by eight 0f heartsShatterglass by eight 0f hearts in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It had survived things that no mug should have had to endure.
It had been dropped off cliffs, plunged into radioactive water, used to hold questionable substances and once travelled several hundred kilometres after Pilot tied a helium balloon to it. It had been thrown at Snippy countless times. It had suffered the indignity of being sat on by Engie after the Captain left it lying on a chair.
It had never been washed in its life.
But in the end, all it took was one little nudge, and the mug the great, glorious mug was reduced to a few shards of broken ceramic and a spatter of sad-looking tea.
It happened like this:
They were seated around the kitchen table in their current place of residence. "Kitchen", of course, is taken very broadly here there was no ceiling, nor were there any kitchen appliances; it was, in fact, merely a ramshackle table in the middle of an empty room.
Today's lunch consisted of cold baked beans which was quite the delicacy considering t
Fear the Dragon CallA storm of lighting breaks the sky as the dragons begin to stir and wakeFear the Dragon Call in Free Verse More Like This
Their roar will thunder across the mountains as the very earth will shake
These ancient beasts of might and magic, are fury and strength personified!
How many of you will remember the days when we were told to hide?
Our mothers would wrap us in special blankets and calm us down with song
We would cower in holes like tiny rats whilst our parents acted strong
The Dragon would burn our homes away and all would turn to dust and ash
Our entire lives would be swallowed up! In a single crimson flash...
It used to be a time of darkness, where a man would live in constant fear
Yet we have found a special way, to protect the lives that we hold dear
My friends I must now present to you the warriors of the Chosen Eight
A group of our honoured champions, who will slay the beasts we hate!
Now they ride for the Volcanic Wastes where the Dragon call has sounded!
Before the beast can stand its ground they will have it fully surrou
Sensual TortureSensual Torture:Sensual Torture in Free Verse More Like This
You are but a simple pawn;
Caught in a maelstrom of ill feelings and turmoil.
You were not meant to be here -
But unfortunately, here you are my friend...
Now then, I do not wish to drag this out;
There is no purpose in badgering someone who knows so little.
However - without your confession - I'm afraid that
I would not know whom I should share my - pleasures with...
Though I'm certain that you will be sharing plenty...
Of course, it will probably be a poor idea to make you scream,
At least not while I'm still enjoying your fear.
Instead we'll begin with a simple agony;
A quick taste of your pain to whet my appetite...
We'll begin with just a thin incision,
One that is made in the center of both your eyelids.
And then, then we'll make another cut - this one just above the eyes...
Ah, I will adore the feeling of watching your skin peel apart
As the scalpel bites in and draws it aside; much like the curtain
Set upon a theatre stage. It is the
There are Things Beneath the GardenThere Are Things Beneath the Garden:There are Things Beneath the Garden in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
There are things beneath the garden,
Which you really shouldn't see.
There are things beneath the garden,
That don't belong to me.
There are things beneath the garden,
Gone rotten blue and black.
There are things beneath the garden,
In a dripping gunny sack...
There are flowers in the garden,
Which you really shouldn't pull.
There are flowers in the garden,
That sit on top of wool.
There are flowers in the garden,
With a really rotten scent.
There are flowers in the garden,
Above bodies burnt and bent...
I love this little garden,
It's a special place to me.
I love this little garden,
It's where I want to be.
I love this little garden,
Now wouldn't you like to see?
I love this little garden;
And you'll be number three...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 26th October 2012
They Told UsThey Told Us:They Told Us in Free Verse More Like This
They told us we weren't artists,
They said that we're just puttin' words on paper...
They told us we wouldn't make it,
Because language isn't unique...
Ta hell with them all I say,
Because I know tha truth they seek ta hide.
We're treated like third-rate artists.
Our hands can't create magical pictures,
We can't create comics ta make people laugh,
Or emotive portraits ta make em cry...
But what they don't see is tha title,
What they don't see is tha description,
They don't even see tha comments or replies!
They look only at themselves,
And at tha talent they seem ta proclaim.
It's like starin' at an old english aristocrat,
Ignorin' us simply because we're farmers.
But what they don't see are the words.
Words used ta give a picture context.
Withou' a title, a picture is just a mix of colours and lines.
Who could understand an image, withou' a title?
If art alone suffices, why not let every piece be nameless?
I'll tell ya the truth, separated from the
Movie Review: The AvengersMovie Review: The Avengers in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Oh my God! This is the greatest movie I have seen in my life! Don't kill me for using an opening line to the "Bum Reviews" . . . it was necessary and it works as an opening line for this review . . . This is the movie that had Marvel geeks having wet dreams over since they squealed their fanboy/fangirl tail off at the teaser trailer at the end of "Captain America!" The movie that had many fangirls orgasm in their seat every time Tony Stark, Captain America, and Thor came onscreen. Maybe Loki too, because we love brooding, tortured men . . . "The Avengers!" Lets talk about "The Avengers!"
Traditionally, let's start with the bad things about the film . . . um . . . uh . . . hold on . . . um . . . um . . . uuuuuuuuuuh . . . oh! Convenience!! There's a butt load of it throughout the movie. The Hulk fell from the sky and conveniently learned to control his rage easily, got a motorcycle and got to the fight right on time, Odin being able to send Thor back to earth when we all saw tha
Movie Review: TwilightMovie Review: Twilight in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Alrighty, so I was commenting with one of the commenters in the other "Twilight" review and there's a lot of things to say about the movie. Now take into account that I haven't seen the movie since it came out back in 2008. Why, may you ask? BECAUSE IT WAS AWFUL!!! This review will be of my recollected memory of what I have of the movie as well as my opinion on it when I was a hard core "Twilight" fan. I'll try and put out my adult opinions into this as much as possible, but I won't make any promises.
First of all . . . the ACTING. A small few of you know that I come from a household full of musical theater performers. My father being a singer and an actor while my mom is a dancer. So I'm familiar with what good acting looks like and what it sounds like. Whether it be on film or on stage, acting is acting. I was NEVER a Kristen Stewart fan and when I found out she was going to be Bella, my Twitard self thought, "Oh shit . . . this can't be good." I've seen the movies she had be
Book Review: TwilightBook Review: Twilight in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Oooooooooooh, "Twilight" . . . . how big of a bone I have to pick with you . . .
As most of you know, I have VERY mixed feelings about Twilight. Much like "Fifty Shades of Grey," it's utter brain candy. REALLY bad for you and yet your brain sucks it all up and loves it. Then you become diabetic from it. The franchise is what jumpstarted a lot of writers into fanfiction and it's also what became a stepping stone for potential writers to be. It was the cause that helped turn "Fifty Shades" into best sellers and it is also the franchise that started the all out, overused, and unnecessary love triangle. Ever since "Twilight" happened, you can never go reading new books that came out after 2006 without there being a love triangle, pentagon, or whatever.
We all know how "Twilight" goes. Virgin new girl moves into a new state and falls in love with the hottest guy in school. PLOT TWIST! HE'S A VAMPIRE . . . . THAT SPARKLES!!!! . . . What? I remember reading the book when I was fif
The ButterflyThe Butterfly in Free Verse More Like This
Watch the caterpillar
She crawls, unaware
That she shouldn't be happy
That there's more out there
She eats, that's enough
All she wants all she needs
Until she feels a yearning
Triggered by unspoken creeds
She wraps herself off from the world
And dreams, and awaits her fate
Until she crawls out and unrumples
With appetites eating won't sate
She flies with freedom, grace and pride
She loves and dances and sings
Until someone kills her and pins her on their wall
For respect of her beautiful wings
TrappedTrapped in Free Verse More Like This
Trapped in my mind
Not even trying
A retreat of fire
And water that drowns
I came here to think
And got stuck
The cage is too strong
And I fear that, if I rattle it
I will attract the monster
hurthurt in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
i am alone and
i am scared
you hurt me when
i thought you cared
i am confused
is this my fault?
i never thought
your love would halt
is there nothing
i can do
to be in favor
again with you?
tell me what
and i will try
or tell me no
and i will cry
i love you so much
but you just don't see
and who am i?
you tell me.