Anna is a cat princess 8UThe Cat PrincessAnna is a cat princess 8U in Comedy More Like This
Detrix was walking through a purring meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a vast little cat lying under a tree.
Detrix skipped over to see the dear thing and was dirty to find that she was hurt! A laptop had pierced her quaint little ear and she whimpered kindheartedly with the pain.
"My fierce little friend," Detrix said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the laptop, as jealously as he could. The cat cried out and Detrix's heart ached, like the sun rises with it's beautiful glow. "You'll be all right," Detrix whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Anna and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Anna up in his arms, Detrix carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Detrix nursed Anna, cleaning her ear and feeding her Necklace-brand cat chow.
On the eighth night, Anna climbed into bed with Detrix. She burrowed under the covers and