Mega Drabbles: Teasing
"So a catwalk isn't a wall where cats walk?" he asked innocently.
"No!" Roxanne replied, laughing. "It's like a long stage where models walk along to show off the clothes they're wearing. Really, Megamind, I would have thought with that big brain of yours, even you would know that."
She laughed some more, and Megamind realized that she was teasing him. He smirked. Well, two can play at that game.
"But I would have thought you'd have known I wouldn't know, being the nosy reporter you are!"
Roxanne laughed again, giving him a friendly bump. He bumped her back, chuckling.
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"So this is a Holiday kidnapping?" Roxanne asked as Minion placed a Santa hat on her head.
"Absolutely right!" Megamind proclaimed, finger in the air.
"Well since it is, Minion, could you pull out two cards from my purse? They're for you both."
So Minion did this, and handed one to Megamind before they opened them. Both cards were hand made, and both had little messages on the inside. While Minion's said something about his home cooking, Megamind blushed at what his said.
He couldn't look at Roxanne without his face blushing with embarrassment for the rest of the kidnapping.
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Roxanne could not stand looking into his face any longer. His green eyes showed just how vulnerable he really was, and the look he was giving her was one of utter defeat. He had been defeated many times before, but she knew that this one hurt him a lot more than the others. But it was his fault, she kept assuring herself. Not mine.
She passed him and walked away, trying not to look back. Because looking back meant that she still felt something for him. So when she did, she realized that she still wanted him to be hers.
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Megamind didn't understand why Roxanne was so quiet. They'd made it to the cabin, they were in love; why was she not happy?
"Is something wrong, Roxanne?" he asked.
"I'm just worried," she eventually replied. "That we'll be found and get into trouble."
Megamind was immediately by her side, giving her attention by wrapping his arms around her and kissing her hair. Her sweet scent filled his nostrils.
"Everything will be OK," he whispered softly into her ear. "I promise."
She turned in his arms and kissed him, and he responded as they fell onto the couch together.
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The moment Megamind walked into the apartment, he knew something was wrong. Roxanne was standing like a statue, phone to her ear, with pale skin and her whole body shaking. Her eyes were wide and he could see the tears welling up.
Her knees gave in and she began to fall, but Megamind caught her and supported her body against his.
"My mother There was an accident We weren't close, but "
That was all Roxanne could say before she dissolved into tears. Megamind was speechless, but instead of speaking, he just held her close as she cried.
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The thunderstorm had been very unexpected. One minute the sky was clear, but the next, black clouds had gathered and the rain was hammering down. Two twelve year old kids had been out playing, along with a fish, and were forced to take cover under a bush to keep dry.
Lighting filled the sky, followed by a clash of thunder. Roxanne yelped with fright, clutching her blue friend with white knuckles. The boy looked down at his friend, before he put an arm around the girl and held her close.
She was his only human friend. He would protect her.
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Well, that could have gone better, Roxanne thought as she stumbled over to a grassy area and collapsed. It was her first kidnapping since Megamind had turned good, and the new villain had already proved himself an ammeter. His plan had backfired, resulting in said hideout to burst into flames. And forcing Megamind to rescue both Roxanne and the villain.
She cursed herself; she must look a mess, covered in black marks. After handing the villain over to the cops, Megamind walked over to Roxanne and sat down next to her, giving her a kiss.
"You look beautiful."
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Megamind found himself shaking people's hands as the crowd gathered around him. Reporters were already on the scene, microphones and cameras at the ready, and the new hero was soon in about five or six different interviews all at once. He noticed that Roxanne was in the same situation as him.
He also noticed that she was staring at him. More specifically, his lips.
When he noticed, Megamind found himself staring at hers, realizing that he wanted to taste them. He took two steps forwards without a word, and kissed her.
A chorus of "aww" was heard throughout the crowd.
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There was a knock at the door, before Roxanne's head appeared from behind it.
"Sorry I'm late," she apologized to her boss. "My boyfriend has...attachment issues."
Her boss was about to ask why, but bit his lip to stop his laughter when the rest of his star reporter appeared. Her arms were pinned down by her sides due to said boyfriend hugging her, his arms around her tightly, his face pressing against her back and eyes closed.
"It's not funny," she insisted as her boss began laughing. "He just...didn't want me to leave. Our...first time last night."
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All that could be heard was the rain pouring down around and on them as Megamind held Roxanne close. He partly wrapped his cape around her, trying to keep her dry and warm not that it would matter. She was already wet.
He closed his eyes and just bathed in the feeling of holding her close. It was even better than the first time she hugged him; that had been short and sweet. Now it was so much more.
She tried to pull away, but he pulled her back, keeping her close.
He couldn't let her leave again. Not ever.
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All was quiet, and Roxanne found this suspicious as she walked through the Lair. She had finished early at work and had wanted to visit her boyfriend, since he wasn't fighting a new villain today.
But he, and Minion for that matter, were nowhere to be found.
"Huh," she spoke aloud, entering the part of the Lair where the monitors were set up.
She didn't notice a figure lurking in the shadows. And when she least suspected it, Megamind leapt out from behind and grabbed her waist playfully, enveloping her in a hug. She cried out and laughed out loud.
Sick Day "Sir, I don't think this is a very good idea." Minion said, handing his master their latest weapon. Megamind had woken up this morning sicker than a dog and he still wanted to continue with their plan for today.Sick Day in Short Stories More Like This
Megamind blew it off, placing the ray next to him on his table. "Enough Minion. We have a shedule to keep!"
"Schedule, Sir." Minion corrected.
Megamind ignored him asking "Is the destruct-o-tron ready?"
Minion sighed "Yes, Sir."
"Good. Now go get Roxanne." Megamind commanded.
Minion tried one last time to deter him "Sir, why don't you take a sick day? Seeing as how this is your job, so to speak, you can call in sick!"
Megamind glared at him "Evil does not take sick days Minion, now go get Miss. Ritchi!"
"Fine." Minion sighed before grabbing the spray can and heading to the reporter's apartment.
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"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro Man said, dropping the blue villain next to the police.
Megamind smiled despite being carted off to jail "I promise it won't be a long stay."
Metro Man ignored him saying "Mischief managed."
Roxanne looked at him from where she had been set down before rolling her eyes a bit. "I must say a job well done!" She said at last.
"Well, all in a day'
A Mega Proposal Ch. 6 Roxanne woke up to the ringing of her cell phone. "What?" she breathed sitting up. The ringing continued and she hurried around looking under the pillows and blankets trying to find it. "Megamind!" she whispered. "Megamind! Where is it!!?"A Mega Proposal Ch. 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Purse, side pocket." Syx said tiredly.
Roxanne accidently knocked a few things off the bedside table getting to her purse. Falling off the bed she finally got her phone. "Hello!! Hello?! Hello!" she moved back and forth moving around the room trying to get better reception. "Wayne! Hello! Hello! I have terrible reception here!!"
"Oh my God! Roxanne!" Syx cried shutting her up. It was 6:30 in the morning!!
"Wayne, Wayne just a second." Roxanne whispered. The reporter got into a robe, put on some boots and hurried down the stairs and outside. "Wayne, I'm sorry you feel like I pressured you. Of course I want you to be happy. Wayne, Wayne it's going t
Megamind 100 Word Challenge P2101. BeginningMegamind 100 Word Challenge P2 in Short Stories More Like This
Claire woke up that morning with a smile. Today was the beginning of a new life for her. She hopped out of the bed she was in and called tentatively "Mommy? Daddy?"
"Over here, Claire!"
Claire smiled and ran to the voice. As she rounded the corner she saw her new mother and father sitting at a table while Minion served them breakfast.
Megamind and Roxanne smiled at her as Roxanne held her arms out "You hungry?"
Claire smiled and ran into her arms "Very! Bring on the food!!" she cried grabbing a fork.
Megamind, Roxanne, and Minion all laughed.
Megamind bounced his knee up and down impatiently as he watched the clock. The hands on its face moved slowly and he glared at it in an effort to try and get it to move faster. However the stubborn thing refused to comply. Soon the bell rang and children flooded out of the school. One child in particular, raced up to the car he was waiting in and opened the door smiling "Hi daddy!!"
Megamind smiled "Hey Clai
A Mega Proposal Ch. 3 Syx walked out of the immigration office pushing the door aside carelessly. He looked blankly out on the street not at all caring that the door hit Roxanne in the face on her way out. She had been expecting him to hold it for her like he always did.A Mega Proposal Ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Briefly looking at him confused she then ignored it and looked down at her phone walking up to him "Okay, so, what's gonna happen is; we will go up there, pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, tell your parents we're engaged. Use the miles for the tickets I guess I will "pop" for you to fly first class, but make sure you use the miles. If we don't get the miles, we're not doing it. Oh! Please confirm the vegan meal, okay cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan and they forced me to eat this clammy, fish thing-" she looked up from her phone seeing him not doing a thing. "Hey!" she said stopping him "Why aren't taking notes?" she asked looking at her phone again.
He spun ar
Career Day "Roxanne please! Don't make me do this by myself!" Megamind begged holding onto his wife's hand as she raced to grab her purse.Career Day in Short Stories More Like This
"Megamind you'll be just fine." She said, giving him a smile. "Now let my hand go. I need to go to work and you need to get Claire ready for school." He began to stutter trying to convince her to stay so she grabbed his face and gently squeezed it. "Megamind. You are a super genius. Going to Career Day for your daughter is a small task compared to taking down the Doom Syndicate! You can do this!" she finished giving him a kiss. As she was rushing out the door she called back "I laid Claire's clothes out on her bed for you! Do not where your cape, collar, or spikes!"
"What!?" he cried.
"I love you!" she called before shutting the door.
Megamind stared at the door for a few minutes before processing what she said. Looking over to the clock, his eyes widened; 7:35. Claire's
Thank you Ch. 3 "So what are we doing again?" Megamind asked as Roxanne finished tying his tie.Thank you Ch. 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She sighed "I told you, we're going to the gala held at your museum tonight." she finished and took a step back to look at her work then added "I told you that three times already. Why are you so distracted?"
Megamind sighed "I don't know, and I'm sorry I keep forgetting."
Roxanne smiled and kissed him on the cheek "It's alright, I forgive you." she took another step back and twirled her brand new blue dress that she had bought just for this occasion. It was a rather simple dress, but it had blue beads that outlined the neck line, waist line and the swirls sowed into the top of the dress. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Stunning." he said simply before taking a step back of his own and fixing his tie. Megamind was wearing a tuxedo tonight sporting his brand new blue tie that Roxanne had bought him when she had bought the
Megamind Genderbent Ch. 9 Megamind pushed the door to her lair open and sadly looked into the darkness. "Okay, Minnie!" she called "You were right! I was less right. We should stick to what we're good at: being evil." Not hearing anything she looked around a bit worried and asked "Minionet?"Megamind Genderbent Ch. 9 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Understanding she was now alone, Megamind closed her eyes to let it all sink in 'I've driven everyone I love away. I really am a monster.' Sighing, she opened her eyes as something across the room caught her eye; the red picture of a question mark along with the painting of her and the silhouette of a heroine, fighting. Glaring as realization kicked in, she took a deep breath 'Fine. I'll be the monster.'
Letting out a loud whistle she pointed to one of her many brain-bots as they zoomed to her call "You there!" she cried. The brain-bot floated there unsure she was talking to it, until Vixen, another one of her brain-bots, smacked it harshly, thrusting
Never Seen Her Cry "Minion!" Megamind yelled.Never Seen Her Cry in Short Stories More Like This
"Coming!" Minion cried racing to his master and best friend. He found his master loitering above his work table with a pencil in hand and paper on the table. "What can I do for you, Sir?" the fish asked cheerfully.
"Tell me what you think?" Megamind said as he raised his design so that Minion could see it. "It's my new design for the city's firefighters!" he said happily.
"That's great, Sir!" Minion said back just as happy, although he had know idea what it was or how it worked. He was happy because Megamind was happy.
"Boys?!" Both males turned toward the direction where the sound had come from. "Where are you?!" Roxanne Richie called as she walked father into the lab.
Megamind's smile grew wider as he dropped his pencil and hurried to meet his reporter girlfriend. "Roxanne!" he said happily once he saw her. He was so happy to see her he picked her up
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WAKE UP CALL
A Megamind Fanfiction
by Ryuko DragonHalf
Normally, the insistent barking of his brain bots was swiftly appeased by tossing a random tool he didn't need at that particular moment. Their chatter would fade to the other end of the Lair, allowing him a few more minutes of work before they would either return, or (if Daddy had run out of patience) find some other chore to perform. It seemed like an odd programming choice for a fleet of robotic drones, but Megamind stood by his ingenuity. His brain bots were attentive, loyal, and could coordinate a laser-light show complete with fog in under four minutes - ergo, the perfect assistant!
Except for today, it seemed. Megamind had been poring over blueprints for a while; he was so wrapped up in his work, he'd thrown three wrenches, four pencils, and a broken keyboard at a persistent brain bot before realizing it hadn't left at all. He finally glanced up with a frown, opened his mouth to berate the disobedient machine
The New Roxanne, Part Two Roxanne was thirty minutes late for dinner, but she didn't care. She felt exhilerated and frightened and nervous, but it was all worth it. But Bernard was waiting paitiently at their table in the resteraunt, like she knew he would be. She was so releived though. Part of her thought he might have left, even though she knew better.The New Roxanne, Part Two in Short Stories More Like This
"Sorry I'm late." She said, sitting down and setting down her bag.
"Your hair, looks, exciting!" He said, and Roxanne smiled at how he said it, with that Bernard-ish charm she had come to love. She felt her heart flutter, but pushed it down for now. Her lines were first.
"That's not the only exciting thing tonight. Megamind's created a new hero, and I know why."
"Yes! He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created a superhero to do it for him and take Metro Man's place!"
Little Metrocity Megamind paced the hall outside the hospital room anxiously, his new black cape flowing out behind him. "It'll be OK, Sir," Minion told his master for perhaps the hundredth time that night.Little Metrocity in Short Stories More Like This
"It's just like back in my shool house!" Megamind exclaimed.
"That's school house, Sir."
"Whatever. I feel like everyone but me knows what's going on!"
"Sir, everything will be fine. Why don't you work on your new invention?" Minion asked, holding it out to his master.
"Oh, fine!" he said, taking it and sitting down. He began tinkering with the new item. It was a special thing, something secret, a surprise. Only Minion knew about it. Minion was the right-hand man, his best friend and evil-well, good companion/sidekick.
Just as he was putting on the finishing touches, a nurse came out of Roxann
Mr. Ritchi Roxanne looked up and saw Megamind already waiting for her at their table. It was exactly the same as she remembered, only better, because Megamind wasn't Bernard now; he was him. As she went to sit down, Megamind stood and pulled her chair out for her. She smiled. "Thank you."Mr. Ritchi in Short Stories More Like This
"My pleasure," he purred, and sat down in his seat across from her. He had obviously put so much into this date; Roxanne was surprised. It was a year after everything had happened, a year after the night she found out he was Bernard, and after all this time, and all the assurance that he didn't have to, Megamind still wanted to make it up to her. He had been here hours earlier to arrange the tables just so, to find the exact tablecloths and napkins that had been used, even the same type and color of candles. There wasn't a thing out of place, and Roxanne almost felt like they had gone back in time, only this time Megamind was himself, not Bernard...
Unpredictable At Last "You're SOOOOO predictable," Roxanne Ritchi told Megamind.Unpredictable At Last in Short Stories More Like This
"Oh really," said Megamind, swiveling over to a panel and pulling a lever. "Is THIS predictable?"
"Alligators, yess, I was thinking about it on the way over."
"I see. But I'll bet you never predicted-" he swiveled closer to her until they were eye to eye, nose to nose. "This!" he whispered, and kissed her, full on the lips, with tongue. No, Roxanne had most certainly NOT predicted this. She was so much in shock that she had no idea what to do, she couldn't move. And after a moment, she began to actually...Enjoy it. Minion, also, had not predicted this-Not even Megamind had planned it, really, and Megamind planned everything-at all, and he wasn't sure what to do. He was so surprised that he stumbled back, accidentally activating the two-way screens at the Metro Man Museum.
The Megabrood: Seven Minds 12 ...The swift end, of course, being the end of her fall.The Megabrood: Seven Minds 12 in Short Stories More Like This
Metrocity's eyes blinked open, and she saw the world flying past, sideways, not down or up. She held tight to the body that was carrying her. It had to be Minion. "You fantastic fish you!" she cried, pulling back to make sure Minion was OK. Instead, she saw it was Bernard, which surprised her even more.
Bernard, who could barely lift a fifty-pound weight with two hands, who had never carried more than a seven-year-old child in any direction but died, who had almost died and broken an arm the last time he had tried to actually carry anyone anywhere, Bernard, was flying her swiftly away from the robot, still dressed in his jeans and long-sleeved shirt, seeming not to have any trouble at all keeping them both in check.
As he set Metrocity down, she stumbled, regained her footing, and had time to scream and tu
The Megabrood: Evil Faces 16 Metrocity's eyes blinked slowly open. She was in a white roomblindingly white. But slowly the white began to dim down, and some things began to take shapes and other colors. Her head was pounding, her neck hurt, and her abdomen... Oh, her abdomen. Where was she? Where could she be?The Megabrood: Evil Faces 16 in Short Stories More Like This
A man dressed in white entered the room and smiled at her. Metrocity tried to sit up, but she was too dizzy, and all she could hear was the blood pounding through her ears. Who was this man? What was he here for? Why? He said something, but Metrocity didn't hear...didn't hear...didn't hear... Silence. Blackness. Nothing.
Metrocity's eyes opened again, and it was the same blinding whiteness, but this time things came back to focus quicker. The man in white was there again, frowning, then smiling, and Metrocity tried to ask him what was going on. He shushed her, said something she couldn't hear again...
The Disguise, Chapter Six "I'm going to be a father, Minion!" Megamind cried, bursting through the lair door.The Disguise, Chapter Six in Short Stories More Like This
"What!?" Minion cried, standing fast.
"I know, isn't it great?" Megamind cried, throwing himself into his high-backed leather chair and swiveling around the room a few times. "Roxanne is already two months along! She went to the doctor to see why she was sick in the mornings, and"
"Sir!" Minion exclaimed, voice a few octaves too high as he rushed over to stop his Master's swiveling. "This is terrible, this is horrendous, the worst thing that could have ever happened!"
"Minion, I can't make that bad of a Dad!" Megamind said, crossing his arms and looking poutily up at his fish friend.
"Sir, this baby will blow your entire cover!" Minion explained, desperation in his voice. "If Miss Ritchi has y
The Disguise, Chapter Seven "Roxanne! Roxanne, wake up, I need to tell you something!" Megamind hissed in Bernard form, shaking her into wakefulness.The Disguise, Chapter Seven in Short Stories More Like This
"What is it?" she mumbled, lifting her head slightly and opening bleary eyes.
"Roxanne, I need to tell you something, something very important that"
"Can it wait until morning?" Roxanne asked, glancing over at the bedside clock, proclaiming that the hour was 1 AM.
"Well I suppose so, but"
"So tell me then," she grumbled, rolling back over.
"But what if I forget!?"
"If it's as urgent as you make it sound, I'm sure you couldn't possibly forget."
"Goodnight, Honey," Roxanne said, closing the discussion, and she was asleep again in seconds. She hadn't
The Disguise, Chapter Ten Megamind stood and made his way slowly to the door of the lair, not thinking about who could be outside. He just wanted to be left alone to mope in peace!The Disguise, Chapter Ten in Short Stories More Like This
As the door opened, Minion burst in, and Megamind looked a bit startled. "Minion!" he cried.
"Sir, Sir, Miss Ritchi's been kidnapped!" Minion cried.
"I was walking through the allies earlier today when I saw Miss Ritchi and the little baby, and I thought maybe I'd say hi, though looking back that wouldn't have been the best decision if I had been able to, since of course Roxanne probably hates your"
"Get to the pont, Minion!" Megamind cried.
"Point, Sir, and fine. I was about to go and say hi to Miss Ritchie and congratulate her on her new baby, when suddenly someone ran up and knocked me over. When I fell, my sp
The Disguise, Chapter Eleven Roxanne blinked her eyes open to find herself bound to a chair and gagged with a wet cloth. At first, not completely sure of where she was, Roxanne was angry, furious even. How DARE Megamind kidnap her, Quade and all, so soon after she discovered his secret! How DARE he put their baby in danger like this, only a day and a half old!The Disguise, Chapter Eleven in Short Stories More Like This
She began to yell at the shadows of the room, sure Megamind, as always, was lurking among them. It sounded something like this:
"MEHAHI YO IHUHERAHER HAHER, YO HO YUR HA HI IHNAN! I WA-A WORR WIH YO! HU'D BEYA"
"Getting angry are we, my sweet?" came a voice as a tall man stepped from the shadows. Roxanne's face went blank and dead, her eyes widening in surprise and terror.
"You're not Megamind!" she exclaimed as the gag was removed, and the man laughed.
"Of course I'm not! An
MM: First Time"After much time and effort- the thieves were finally caught and put in their proper place, back in jail. Thank you, Megamind, for keeping the streets safe. In other news..."MM: First Time in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxanne's voice droned out of the television set and filled the empty lair. It was still just as dark and creepy as when the city's new hero was but a villain, but that mattered not. It kept thing running and working- which was all they needed. After all, one was to never judge a book by its cover.
No one seemed to be around except for maybe one or two brain bots that flew about taking a certain item to its proper location. However, not one minute passed when a door slammed open and an angry scream echoed the lair. The few brain bots that had been around stopped in curiosity and flew towards the noise. Once they reached their location, they found their 'daddy' huffing and puffing in complete anger and rage. Behind him stood a worried Minion who held his ripped up cape.
"Those! Those idiots! Idiotic human
MM: Your HairFifteen-year-old Roxanne sipped her soda with a bored expression as her two friend chatted away without a care in the world. The teen looked to her side to find the people within the café celebrating the New Year.MM: Your Hair in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxanne felt old.
With a heavy sigh, she rubbed the back of her neck and felt her long hair get tangled between her fingers. She grunted softly in annoyance as she tried to separate her hand, but it kept proving to be futile. Her friends finally broke from their 'deep' conversation on who was dating whom and stared at her in amusement. She glared at them. "What?" she asked in a sarcastic manner.
"You should get your hair cut." Friend one said. Friend two nodded in agreement. Since Roxanne entered high school, she kept telling her friends she would chop her hair off- leave it short like a boys. However, her parents refused to let her do such a thing. And thus- her dream hair cut died very early.
The annoyed teen shrugged her shoulders and managed to remove her
Sickness is Bliss MM OneshotRoxanne was so excited. Tonight was the night she would finally get to show off her domestic skills in front of Megamind. She let herself into his house-lair- and stacked the paper grocery bags up along the counter. She had a good hour before he would get home, so she allowed herself time to find a good bottle of wine in the pantry and turn on some music. She'd been to his place so many times before, but she'd never had the chance to cook him a good meal.Sickness is Bliss MM Oneshot in Fan Fiction More Like This
She pulled out pots and pans and unpacked her groceries. She unwrapped a package of chicken breasts and laid them out in the bottom of a baking pan. Roxanne perused Megamind's pantry until she found a good mix of herbs to season the chicken with. Once she was done, she slid the tray into the oven and set the timer. Since it was too early to start cooking the vegetables she decided to freshen up in anticipation of the night. She walked down the hall to Megamind's bedroom and opened his closet. Several weeks ago the couple decided to st
AlienRoxanne Ritchi was walking down the street in downtown Metro City when her phone began to ring. Smiling, she dug her cell phone out of her pocket and flipped it open, her voice warm when she answered. "Hey, Blue. What's up?"Alien in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Roxanne, come quickly!" He sounded excited and her smile widened at the sound of it. "I've made an incredible breakthrough!"
"Okay, I'll be at the lair in 5." She replied, and he clicked off without saying goodbye.
She was barely in the lair when she felt a familiar hand tug her through the holographic wall and into the building. She nearly stumbled as Megamind dragged her through it, struggling to keep up and laughing breathlessly. "Megamind, what's going on!"
His expressive face was bright and he had a huge grin on his face. "Follow me!" He let go of her hand and began walking quickly backwards so he could talk to the girl. She wondered how on earth he could do that and not trip, but he seemed to be doing fine, so she didn't say anything. He began explain
TextingRoxanne wondered, with all his genius, if Megamind really knew anything of the modern world.Texting in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sure, he was a genius in all other ways. He built his own evil inventions (well, not so evil anymore), could answer intense mathematical equations at the drop of a hat, and could take apart an army tank piece-by-piece and rebuild it into a rocket. Yet before disguising himself as Bernard, he'd never had a phone. He wasn't sure what 'video games' were and scoffed at the simplicity of them when he did. But the biggest shocker to Roxanne was that before he met her, he'd never known how to text or what a text was.
Yes, Megamind was book smart. But when it came to street smarts, he was lost.
She wondered how someone, in this day and age, could honestly not know what a text was. Whenever she walked down the street or visited a high school for an award story, people were texting or playing games on their phones.&
Rejection in the RainShe broke his heart in the cold, pouring rainRejection in the Rain in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She asks, "You think I'd ever be with you?"
He has never felt such a crushing pain
She demands, "What could you have hoped to gain?"
Green eyes look at her, skin glistening blue
She broke his heart in the cold, pouring rain
His throat is aching, he tries to explain
His heart is on his sleeve; she gets a clue
He has never felt such a crushing pain
He feels like he's in jail, choked by a chain
Stuck behind bars with no way to get through
She broke his heart in the cold, pouring rain
She thinks that he was just playing a game
He really fell for her, she never knew
He has never felt such a crushing pain
His eyes follow as she walks down the lane
When she's out of sight, he walks away too
She broke his heart in the cold, pouring rain
He has never felt such a crushing pain
Love Potion Part I"Sir, I'm not sure this is such a good idea."Love Potion Part I in Fan Fiction More Like This
Megamind could barely hear Minion over the sound of ACDC. With a grunt, he shimmied out from beneath his newest invention and stretched out a leather clad hand to turn off the stereo system.
The enormous building became deathly silent, only the metallic clanks of Minion's robot feet and the faint 'Bow bow!' of the brainbots in another room.
Megamind looked up, faintly annoyed at his friend for interrupting him while he was in the middle of building. "What?" Minion knew this rule and he fidgeted for a moment, feeling uncomfortable beneath his master's stare. Megamind had a streak of oil across his head and cheek, his 'work' suit (a black full-body suit that was impervious to rips or tears) lined with shiny oil as well. Minion made a mental note to wash it separately from his master's other clothes before he came back to the present situation. "I said I don't think this is a very good idea, boss." He tried to sound confident and self-assured,
Megamind x Roxanne: SwimmingRoxanne sighed as she sliced cleanly through the water, the scent of chlorine thick in the air and only the sound of her labored breathing echoing off the thick concrete walls.Megamind x Roxanne: Swimming in Humor More Like This
As the reporter finished her lap, her feet touched the pool's edge and she bounced off, easily falling into a brisk backstroke. Staring up at the ceiling tiles, Roxanne's mind began to wander.
She came to the pool a couple times a year to do laps and relax. Whenever Megamind's kidnappings got too obnoxious, or her job grated on her, or she got a call from her mother asking if she was ever going to settle down and have a family, she would come here and work off her stress. All three of these influenced her decision to rent the local community center's poll for an hour to blow off steam. In the summer it was nearly impossible to get an opening, but since it was winter she was able to get a good spot, with no worry of families or screaming children.
Her fingers deftly touched the side of the pool and she turned, sl
And I Love You SoIt was a typical day in Metro City: the sun was making its slow way across the sky, warming the city for what had the potential to be a glorious spring day. A faint breeze rustled the trees in the city as the citizens picked up expensive chain store coffee and made their way to work inside the newly rebuilt skyscrapers after their new hero, Megamind's, battle with Tighten. Birds sing, cars honk as they whiz by on their way to work, children laugh and talk as they wait for school busses. Everything is normal and running smoothly in the new hero's city.And I Love You So in Short Stories More Like This
Said new hero was currently sitting at a table inside his lair. It couldn't be called an evil lair anymore, seeing as Megamind was no longer evil. The blue hero was poring over blueprints and math equations for some invention or another as he absentmindedly grabs a donut from a plate in the middle of the table and dunks it in a mug of coffee before taking a bite. He makes a sound in the back of this throat.
"What is it? Your coffee cool o
Rain Green eyes lazily stared out of the windows he had so spectacularly reacted to the first time he saw them, staring at the now soaking wet statue of himself that had replaced the one of the one he had truly believed beforehand to be his arch nemesis.Rain in Fan Fiction More Like This
The rain itself was depressing, he decided, folding his arms across his latex covered chest. He slunk down farther into the leather chair, gaining a pout on his face.
The noise of the water pattering down against the glass he had so lovingly taken to disturbed his pink tinged ears, annoying him in ways that not even Metro Man could. It pushed him to an edge he didn't even know was there, telling him to watch something else or he'd teeter and fall right into a mood that would surely result in him inventing a ray that would keep the skies clear and never rainy again.
The pout grew. It honestly didn't seem like such a
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Spoiler Alert: If you haven't seen Megamind, I advise you to stop now.
Six months after Titan was defeated. . .
When things finally settled and the limelight died down, Megamind then had time to focus in on much more important things. Such as. . .being accepted as a hero, rather than a villain. After years of being one way for so long, he thought it would be hard to adjust to the changes. But Roxanne made it so easy.
From that point on, it was as though the two of them were getting to know each other all over again. But in the right way. Although this may have included taking her out on extravagant dates and eloquent dining, that wasn't t