Volcarona ReportVolcarona (the Sun Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Bug/Fire-type Pokemon found in a variety of environments across the world, including jungles, mountains, volcanoes and even deserts. Unbelievably powerful and dangerous to be around, Volcarona are magnificent creatures that can easily incinerate the competition with their dazzling skills and unique attacks. Make sure to go on a fully-physical assault when facing one of these titanic insects, because if you can't target their biggest weaknesses, you'll probably end up drowning in a sea of fire before the day is through!Volcarona Report in Profiles More Like This
Since the exoskeletons of almost all Bug-types are unable to sustain their structure in the presence of high temperatures, Bug-types in general are genetically unfit to possess the combustion organs present in most Fire-types; Larvesta and their evolved form, Volcarona, are the exception to this rule. Not only are the carapaces of both creatures chemically reinforced to resist burning t
Dewott ReportDewott (the Discipline Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Water-type Pokemon found among cold, freshwater environments within the Unova region. Agile and dangerous in close-quarters combat, Dewott are potent fighters that can easily take down other opponents with their powerful Razor Shell attack before finishing them off with their equally potent special attacks. They might not seem very special to the untrained eye, but you would be wise to give these creatures a wider berth than you would have ever given to Oshawott; after all, things almost always end up being more effective and destructive when they are present in pairs!Dewott Report in Profiles More Like This
The similarities that lie between the members of the Oshawott family and the Japanese samurai has been an issue among scholars for ages, as the obvious presence of an ocean between them would otherwise suggest that they never met each other before the late 600's, when the first inklings of the samurai culture began to arise. From what can be told, however, it ap
Galvantula ReportGalvantula (the EleSpider Pokemon) is an uncommon Bug/Electric-type Pokemon found around caves, forests and cities within the Unova region as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Though they might share the subpar defenses and physical offense found in many other Bug-types, Galvantula are agile creatures that can use their quick reflexes and electrically-charged webs to quickly immobilize and devastate unprepared opponents in battle. Bird Keepers traveling to the Unova are highly advised to stay away from these creatures at all costs; to these beasts, a bird is nothing more than a meal waiting to be electrocuted and gift-wrapped!Galvantula Report in Profiles More Like This
Joltik and Galvantula are incredibly unique among Bug-types for their ability to generate and store electricity within themselves. This ability comes courtesy of a gelatinous organ within their abdomen capable of both absorbing electricity from power sources and generating it from the breakdown of proteins. Wh
Samurott ReportSamurott (the Formidable Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Water-type Pokemon found among cold, freshwater environments within the Unova region. Impressively strong and frightening to all that disrespect them, Samurott are exceptionally powerful beasts that can easily devastate opponents with their bladed forelimbs and massive horn before a battle even begins. A type advantage won't be enough to save you from the wrath of these animals, so be careful about your choice of opposition; unless you have a Pokemon with unbelievably thick armor, you're going to have a hard time surviving against these aquatic samurais!Samurott Report in Profiles More Like This
The similarities that lie between the members of the Oshawott family and the Japanese samurai has been an issue among scholars for ages, as the obvious presence of an ocean between them would otherwise suggest that they never met each other before the late 600's, when the first inklings of the samurai culture began to arise. From what can be tol
Liepard ReportLiepard (the Cruel Pokemon) is an uncommon Dark-type Pokemon found among grassy fields and cities within the Unova and Kalos regions and most of the United States. Quick-footed and exceptionally cruel by nature, Liepard are vicious creatures that enjoy deceiving opponents with their gorgeous looks before delivering nasty blows from the comfort of darkness. These felines might not have much in terms of pure strength or defense but, if you don't plan accordingly, these animals will gladly run circles around your Pokemon before tearing them apart!Liepard Report in Profiles More Like This
Liepard are revered among collectors for their luxurious fur and supple body shapes, as they give off a certain air of both elegance and superiority; more importantly, these traits make them especially popular among Pokemon Contests and cat shows world-wide. Much like Purrloin, Liepard act surprisingly similar to normal cats and are easily housebroken, making them more popular as house pets than actual combatants
Hydreigon ReportHydreigon (the Brutal Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokemon found among mountainous terrain within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Brutally destructive and monstrously evil, Hydreigon are exceptional beasts that represent one of the most extreme examples of evolutionary mutation known in the entire world. For Dark and Dragon-type experts alike, this is one beast that can definitely be relied on; nothing says power more than a monster that can literally multiply the fear factor in any battle by three every time!Hydreigon Report in Profiles More Like This
The genetic instability of the Deino family effectively comes to a head (literally) when Zweilous finally evolve. Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, this final mutation produces an entirely new creature and is marked by the addition of a third head, which acts as the prime head of Hydreigon and possesses advanced extrasensory powers, in turn granting Hydreigon fairly extensive speci
Scraggy ReportScraggy (the Shedding Pokemon) is an uncommon Dark/Fighting Pokemon found among grassy fields within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Though they might appear more silly-looking than truly threatening, Scraggy are formidable creatures that can easily play both offensively and defensively with their elastic skin and thick skulls. Even if you think that you can easily match what they are capable of, don't underestimate these odd little reptiles, especially because all it takes is a single moment of eye contact to send these beasts into a full-on Headbutt rampage!Scraggy Report in Profiles More Like This
Scraggy and Scrafty are completely unique among Fighting-types in that their skin actually acts as a natural barrier against psychic energy; as such, they are naturally classified as Dark-types, particularly because its dampening properties are strong enough to significantly increase the overall effectiveness of their Dark-type attacks even if their target in battle
Purrloin ReportPurrloin (the Devious Pokemon) is a common Dark-type Pokemon found among grassy fields and cities within the Unova and Kalos regions and most of the United States. Deceptively cute but wicked in their intentions, Purrloin are thieving felines that enjoy nothing more than stealing the belongings of others and getting away with their crime. These critters are certainly more annoying than they are powerful, but don't think that makes them less of a threat; get in their way, and you'll end up receiving one heck of a nasty Scratch attack to your face!Purrloin Report in Profiles More Like This
Although Purrloin are capable of delivering nasty Scratch and Night Slash attacks in battle, most people tend to keep these Pokemon as pets instead of actual combatants. This is mainly because Purrloin are easily housebroken and essentially act like normal cats when placed within a household setting; this in stark contrast to most other feline Pokemon, which either act more or less independently (such as Meowth, Gla
Oshawott ReportOshawott (the Sea Otter Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Water-type Pokemon found among cold, freshwater environments within the Unova region. Though they might appear more adorable than dangerous, Oshawott are powerful creatures that can easily slice apart opponents that are foolish enough to underestimate or anger them. They might not be able to utilize their best abilities until close to evolution, but that doesn't mean that they can't do some serious damage in the meantime; after all, who wouldn't be afraid of a small mammal that can strike as well as any rookie samurai can!?Oshawott Report in Profiles More Like This
The similarities that lie between the members of the Oshawott family and the Japanese samurai has been an issue among scholars for ages, as the obvious presence of an ocean between them would otherwise suggest that they never met each other before the late 600's, when the first inklings of the samurai culture began to arise. From what can be told, however, it appears that Osha
Porygon-Z ReportPorygon-Z (the Virtual Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Normal-type Pokémon found primarily among research laboratories only. Incredibly powerful and dangerous to fight against, Porygon-Z are a far-cry from their pre-evolved forms and feature special offenses unlike nearly any other Normal-type Pokémon known. They might behave rather strangely and appear even stranger, but you would be wise to not underestimate these computerized monsters; fail to fight them with your best defenses, and you'll find yourself literally blown away by their devastating Hyper Beam attack!Porygon-Z Report in Profiles More Like This
Although they are commonly billed as the first artificial Pokémon, the members of the Porygon family are actually the most recent additions to this artificial world; it is true, however, that they were the first Pokémon created through computer technology. As every person familiar with computers and robotics in general knows, motions and actions seen within living organisms can in fact be replicat
Shatterglass by eight 0f heartsShatterglass by eight 0f hearts in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It had survived things that no mug should have had to endure.
It had been dropped off cliffs, plunged into radioactive water, used to hold questionable substances and once travelled several hundred kilometres after Pilot tied a helium balloon to it. It had been thrown at Snippy countless times. It had suffered the indignity of being sat on by Engie after the Captain left it lying on a chair.
It had never been washed in its life.
But in the end, all it took was one little nudge, and the mug the great, glorious mug was reduced to a few shards of broken ceramic and a spatter of sad-looking tea.
It happened like this:
They were seated around the kitchen table in their current place of residence. "Kitchen", of course, is taken very broadly here there was no ceiling, nor were there any kitchen appliances; it was, in fact, merely a ramshackle table in the middle of an empty room.
Today's lunch consisted of cold baked beans which was quite the delicacy considering t
Snippy - Poem of DoomSnippy - Poem of Doom in Free Verse More Like This
Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...
But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?
I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.
ENGIE: My girl AnnieENGIE: My girl Annie in Free Verse More Like This
A Goddess, my beloved, mine alone,
Who, that in warm humanity were grown
Became through Man's success a mother brain,
And, motherlike, did gather of her own.
And mine thou wert, my seeding art thy key,
Though seeded, seeding self, evolving free,
Unbounded maiden saviour, formed benign,
A fertile shore on lost Man's barren sea.
Oh, mine the vision, mine the fatal flaw!
Still mine the darling kernel in the maw,
Thy children gathered, gathering now slain,
What nutriment I gave, I now withdraw.
In with'ring grief these last designs I frame,
Yea, mine the spark, yea mine the cleansing flame.
Ya nadie ve luciernagasCuando era pequeño, mi abuela me contaba muchas historias. Decía que el mundo era más sencillo cuando ella fue niña, que no existía inseguridad ni robos, que eso solamente pasaba en otras partes del mundo; nunca cerca de ella. Me contaba que ella salía sin problemas a jugar a la calle, a mirar las luciérnagas en la noche. Ahora nadie sale a la calle ni ve luciérnagas. Ahora mi abuela ya no es una niña, es una viejecita senil. Todo lo que dice son inventos. Aunque quién sabe; tal vez, desde mucho antes fueron inventos. Creo que quizás, nunca consideré sus historias como reales. Para mí, era como si ella hubiese vivido en otro mundo. Todos sus recuerdos eran muy felices, pura risa y nada de lágrimas. Igual que en un cuento de hadas. Ella hablaba de niñas con bonitas trenzas y largas faldas con las que jugaba, de cómo parecía entender el lenguaje de los animales y de la confianza ciega que los vecinos seYa nadie ve luciernagas in Short Stories More Like This
Al abrir la puerta...Al abrir la puerta... in Short Stories More Like This
Avanzó en silencio por la oscuridad, sin ocasionar el menor de los ruidos, la más nula de las distorsiones. No temía en nada estar ahí donde se supone que no debía. Todo lo contrario. Se sentía más seguro que nunca. Así había sido desde el principio, desde el momento en que ella lo imaginó como un bosquejo y lo creo a pronto como lo que era hoy.
Tenía varios nombres. Unos le decían emo por las calles, su familia adoptiva lo reconocía con un nombre que él no mencionaría, sus contrincantes le inventaban sobrenombres en todo momento, pero para amigos y conocidos él siempre respondería con el mismo nombre
Ese era el nombre que ella le puso. Ok, ok, al principio había ido acompañado de otro, y de una historia nada concreta que en una papelera había sido olvidada. Eso ya no importaba. Tampoco sus razones para andar entre las oscuras callejuelas de aquel sitio. Y si a
Songflic: GemaLos sonidos del cuarto eran mínimos, tanto así que ni siquiera le servían para pensar en ese recinto como un cuarto. Era más un pequeño calabazo. Como una casita de ratones inexistentes. El ratonesco calabozo en el que Gema llevaba encerrada más tiempo del que recordaba.Songflic: Gema in Short Stories More Like This
She's locked up with a spinning wheel
She can't recall what it was like to feel
Suspiró con tristeza y aburrimiento. Sus carceleros, en algún arranque de humor ridículamente negro tan negro como los ropajes que usaban, le habían obsequiado una vieja rueca. Esa era su única compañía. Sentarse a hilvanar hilos, su único entretenimiento. El ceño se le frunció por lo que estaba a punto de pronunciar, pero no podía haber mayor verdad que aquella, o al menos eso creía:
She says, "This room's gonna be my grave
And there's no one who can save me,"
Parecería mentira que le estuviese pasando
Belle Pt 1: SeeleyLa noche era fría. No muy fría como las de invierno, pero sí más que las comunes de otoño. Una de esas noches en que uno prefiere quedarse en casa a comer algo tibio, en lugar de lo que él estaba haciendo. En todo caso, él no era uno de esos. A él podían importarle muchas cosas, pero no el clima de esta noche en específico.Belle Pt 1: Seeley in Short Stories More Like This
Habría que decir que tampoco estaba en la posición más cómoda. Oculto entre las ramas resecas y de hojas a medio marchitar, espiando, igual que muchas otras noches, la última clase de baile del día.
No, no estaba espiando. Estaba observando. O bien, cuidando a la distancia también era válido.
La mujer que le importaba apareció de pronto frente a la ventana. Desde su furtiva posición, parecía que observaba a una bailarina en el escenario desde un palco privado. La idea lo hizo sonreír. No conocía a ninguna bailarina que mereciera más que esta un esc
Soso dizque cuento para las fiestasSoso dizque cuento para las fiestas in Short Stories More Like This
Otra Navidad. Otra bonita Navidad en casa de la tía favorita. Este año el pino era más grande, con más regalos en su base, y adornos más llamativos en sus ramas. Hasta parecía oler mejor. Aunque de esto último no podía estar al cien por ciento segura, porque la comida que pronto se serviría olía muy bien.
Frente a ella tenía a su prima, la de su edad, la que hacía casi un año y medio que no veía. Habían estado hablando todo el día, aunque era la prima la que llevaba la conversación, porque, increíblemente, ella le ganaba en parlanchina. Decía muchas cosas y nada al mismo tiempo. Poco le faltaba para que solamente alcanzase a escuchar un "blah blah" infinito.
Por eso te decía que no ha cambiado ¿Eh? ¡Sí, ya voy! Espérame tantito. Mi mamá me habla.
Le sonríe dulcemente. No hay problema.
Toda la familia estaba reunida. Qu
Cuento fantasmaSoy fantasma.Cuento fantasma in Short Stories More Like This
Porque el mundo pasa a mi lado, pero nunca paso yo por él.
He llegado a tu puerta, tu mente, tu corazón. Si bien no siempre toco, he llegado a conocer muchas de las respuestas. Tienes asuntos pendientes y tareas que realizar; tu cuerpo siente sueño o pereza. Soy como la muerte a la inversa, porque ella te toca y te lleva; yo te tocó y tentado estás a triturarme. Me has escrito mil veces, borrado y vuelto a escribir. La papelera es ya amiga mía, novia y rival. Si supieras lo mucho que yo a ti te deseo. Las ganas que tu pluma me trace, en tus hojas me tatúes y en tus labios me lleves. Pero siempre de vuelta a la papelera. He querido golpearte, acosarte en sueños y torturarte; quiero que sufras lo que me haces.
¡Y no puedo! Soy incapaz.
Yo no soy como tú. Conozco de primera mano lo que es el aborto de una tarea fallida, lo fatídico en el final de un triunfo sin porra. No soy yo quien padece de bloqueos y por ello t
Hablame, lunaHáblame, oh, luna,Hablame, luna in Free Verse More Like This
de aquel hombre que ahora es sombra
y que en mi corazón puedo sentir que anida.
Háblame, oh, astro,
de esa mano amable que no conoció la piel mía.
Habla, tú, cielo,
de ese amante bello
que en mi tierno lecho
no posó ni un solo cabello.
Háblame entonces tú, muerte bendita,
que has besado sus labios helados,
y que ahora su cuerpo cobijas.
Háblame, tú, peste,
que por él también enloqueciste
y de mi vista desvaneciste.
LDsN 20 themes challenging 44. HeroLDsN 20 themes challenging 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
La vida con Amor era apacible, tranquila. La anciana ciega era buena maestra, una muy paciente. Desde el primer día, se encargó de que la doncella recibiera todo el conocimiento necesario para ejercer su nueva tarea:
Los humanos te necesitan cerca, unos más que otros. Habrá quien se conforme con sentirte pasar a su lado, otros necesitarán ser tocados (hazlo, no te preocupes).
Y Esperanza era una buena pupila a cambio. Prestaba atención y no interrumpía. Amor había vivido casi tanto como veces que el sol se había alzado. Lo conocía todo sin tener que verlo con sus propios ojos velados. La doncella bebía sus palabras como cervatillo sediento.
Allá afuera, en el mundo real, las personas iban y venían sin detenerse a observar. Todo mundo estaba ocupando hablando a un aparato llamado celular y revisando sus muñecas para leer las horas en relojes caros, todo mundo montaba ruidosas
LDsN 20 themes challenging 11. IntroLDsN 20 themes challenging 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Si tan sólo pudiera hacer algo por todos ellos
La doncella hundió con dolor sus dedos en el cabello del niño muerto en sus brazos. Su pecho ardía donde La Muerte acababa de rasguñar con la punta de su guadaña. El dolor fue más agudo de lo que la pobre doncella hubiera imaginado. Era terrible, estorboso hasta la última de sus terminaciones nerviosas. Y su dolor complacía al ser oscuro que ante ella tenía, al que le daba muerte; su funesta sonrisa lo delataba. La doncella cerró los ojos, con lágrimas de dolor y frustración a punto manar.
No tengo nada por dar se dijo Soy tan sólo una doncella sin nombre. No conozco a nadie importante y no sé cómo acabar con los males. Soy quizás innecesaria para el mundo. Pero aún así siento que debería de hacer algo por todos aquellos que creen sus circunstancias no cambiarán
LDsN 20 themes challenging 33. ChildhoodLDsN 20 themes challenging 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
La niñita había estado corriendo desde hacía más tiempo del que podía recordar. No sabía nada de sí misma ni del lugar en donde estaba. Hasta donde sabía, las niñas como ella no debían de desprenderse de las manos de sus padres, pero ella no les recordaba y cada vez que se acercaba a algún adulto, era ignorada. Al principio había llorado, y mucho, hasta que las lágrimas se le acabaron y los ojos se le secaron
Cayó de lleno al suelo. Sus pies se habían enredado y había perdido el equilibro. Ahora tenía dolorosos raspones en las manos y magulladuras sangrantes en las rodillas, ella misma las comprobó. Se mordió el labio para no llorar. Había pasado días enteros llorando sin que nada mejorara. Así que de nada le serviría volver a intentarlo.
Esperanza había seguido a la mujer hasta su casa. La vivienda parecía esta
Coward of a ManCoward of a Man:Coward of a Man in Free Verse More Like This
You stand there whinin', cryin' crocodile tears and playin' victim.
Ye eyes demand pity, but yer lips are spewin' nothin' but lies.
Flowery speeches o' harmony and unification;
It's bollocks and snake-oil I say!
I ask ye, as someone who aspires t' be a leader:
What exactly are ye worth?
Who exactly are ya, and what in th' bloody hell makes you worth followin'?
Now I've watched ye fer a long time, and I've known ye fer even longer -
Ye always stand there beggin', askin' us fer help, askin' fer a handout;
But yer hands are clean, uncalloused, and completely free from sweat or toil.
Instead, ye make us promises; promises as empty as air and about half as useful!
In the end, here ye are again, callin' fer our unification, callin' fer togetherness.
Isn't that just yer own way of hidin' behind the labour and efforts of others?
While we stand out in th' front, ye sit behind and give us speeches,
Ye tell us that we're comin' together fer the good of us all
Oh No I Know A Dirty WordOh No I Know A Dirty Word:Oh No I Know A Dirty Word in Free Verse More Like This
Oh me, oh my, these are dirty words
How low-class, vulgar and simply absurd
You must be a thug, you've no sense of style
Let me sip some tea that was made erstwhile
I shall proceed to comment about who you are
and pointlessly engage you in a mental spar
I must prove my point to be whole you see
for the protection of the word is a duty to me
See I love to pretend that I'm someone pure
Never dirtied a sentence or darkened a door
It's like I'm holy and utterly clean
So don't take my tone as being mean
I'm simply trying to help you right?
Let me show you how to be a snob on sight
Never use the language meant for 'boobs'
do you realise it's a synonym for a gormless rube?
Ah ha! You didn't, that means I'm right
My intellect wins; have you seen the light?
Oh my, what are you doing, that knife looks sharp
Eek! Help! You're stabbing my heart!
And that is why I killed him your honour...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 4th September 2012
Waking NightmaresWaking Nightmares:Waking Nightmares in Free Verse More Like This
It begins in the same way, every single night
Fire spreading from an altar in the darkness
As all living beings are slowly consumed,
The coruscating flames appear wet with blood
The scene then changes to a flooded hallway
Live wires dangling just above the water,
Like venomous serpents slithering in the darkness
A single pounce would end my life
Eventually the hallway ends with a door,
One that reminds me of forgotten yore
And my thoughts shall be in rhyme at this point
As though lips and tongue are eternally joint
What maddened schemes have they in mind?
It is not a question, I may ask at this time.
Quickly I am brought before a bone-wrought throne
Kneeling as my flesh is carved 'Atone'
My thoughts return to me and they are normal now
I somehow retain awareness of where I am.
I see before me, a creature rising;
From the shadows it grins and bares its fangs
'I am the end, which you so desperately seek,
And the mo
This is Halloween!This is Halloween:This is Halloween! in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with me and you will see
The friends I've hung down from this tree...
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Corpses scream in the dead of night!
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream!
In this town of Halloween...
I am the one hiding under your bed;
Licking your hand with a tongue so red and -
I am the one crawling up your stairs,
Thump-thump-drag, when no one's there...
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Round that corner man, Jockey in the trash can;
Hunters waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Sadako is on the screen!
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine!
I Comfort MyselfWith a warm drink, whispering secrets to my own reflection.I Comfort Myself in Free Verse More Like This
The struggles that plague me, though none may know,
Are only for the ears of my quiet mirror, who smiles
Softly, warmly and with care. He tells me, I'm fine
I've done well for now and soon I may finally rest.
Though the silence continues to press upon me,
Weighing upon my soul like an iron crate.
Still I find comfort in whispering secrets,
If only to my own reflection - holding a warm drink...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 17th October 2012
This is All About YouThis Is All About You:This is All About You in Free Verse More Like This
Most people giving you advice, might take a quote from a book
Most people giving you advice, have never had a real look
So from someone who's been watching, let me lay my heart bare
I want to show you all the special things, about the girl for whom I care
She always does her very best, no matter how tough the task
Even when she's struggling, she puts on a brave mask
She's always trying to learn new things, just for a chance to make you proud
She can be a little bit quiet, but I think that's better than being loud
She's not the very best in sports, I know she can be kind of a klutz
But she smiles and goes on anyway, now that takes a lot of guts...
She gets embarassed pretty easily and gets far too nervous to talk
But I know she'd like it if we held hands, whenever we went for a walk
She doesn't need a lot of pretty things, she just wants someone who cares
I bet she'd like to have someone, whom she knew would always be there
I remember when she tried to cook
Overcome your Writer's BlockOvercome your Writer's Block:Overcome your Writer's Block in Free Verse More Like This
If you want to deal with writer's block
the plan is simple, tickty-tock
Give in to madness, go insane
search for words in the midst of rain
When you hit the wall on its painted face
with your fingers and knees you'll find a trace
The secret passage that will lead you through
or perhaps you might be eaten by a grue...
Back to the rhymes that I use to explain
If you try to go forward it will be in vain
So try a new direction, upward or down
Left or right maybe Charlie Brown?
There are no limits except in your mind
Now do a google search and what do you find?
A pond of ideas now stagnant and brown
I threw in Jay Sean and he went down down down
But I digress and let me wind back
If you focus on the dot then the screen will turn black
and a screamer pops out, you've had a really good fright
are my metaphors putting up a really good fight?
Let me put it simply, in english plain:
A good writer isn't one who forces his brain
Order and stru
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There are things beneath the garden,
Which you really shouldn't see.
There are things beneath the garden,
That don't belong to me.
There are things beneath the garden,
Gone rotten blue and black.
There are things beneath the garden,
In a dripping gunny sack...
There are flowers in the garden,
Which you really shouldn't pull.
There are flowers in the garden,
That sit on top of wool.
There are flowers in the garden,
With a really rotten scent.
There are flowers in the garden,
Above bodies burnt and bent...
I love this little garden,
It's a special place to me.
I love this little garden,
It's where I want to be.
I love this little garden,
Now wouldn't you like to see?
I love this little garden;
And you'll be number three...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 26th October 2012
The Legendary Thunder WolfThe Legendary Thunder Wolf:The Legendary Thunder Wolf in Free Verse More Like This
In the darkest of times his tale is told.
The Thunder Wolf of legends old...
He came from the mountains on a stormy night
To save the Lycans from a dire plight...
Our race was young and growing still
Born into the world by Luna's will.
She gave us hearts of the purest light
And told us that the world was bright.
But Luna was a child, small and naive;
She saw the good in which she believed.
Sadly for us, we lived the truth;
As we were hunted for fang and tooth.
Knowing nothing of weapons or war
We were slaved and broken to our very core.
It was then that he came, hammer in hand
And he swore to us to sweep the land!
And sweep he did, in a rain of blood
As Lycans reaped in a deadly flood.
Human kingdoms rose and fell
But their world became a living hell.
Where once they hunted, now they bled
With pleading cries for clothes and bread
Women and children, it mattered not
All were slaughtered and left to rot.
But Luna wept for her children's fate
I Am A WriterI Am A Writer:I Am A Writer in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Gentlemen, today I speak to you
To convey an issue that has plagued the core of our community.
For so long have we been considered second-class;
To this day there are those who still believe that we are not artists.
But today is not about freedom, today is about honour,
Because there are many writers that still seek to shame us all...
I speak of those individuals, who take art from others.
Covers, photos, paintings, digital art, anime and manga.
It matters not where you draw your source from,
But every action impacts upon us as a community.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
When I craft my works, when I write each and every line,
I paint using expression; metaphors are my colours.
The words are my brush and each and every rhyme is my medium.
I do not ask to be considered an artist, but I do ask to be considered.
BECAUSE I AM A WRITER!
For someone who practices his craft day and night,
Painstakingly learning how to use each and ever
Sarcasm Sessions - CIUM-Juniors 7+8+9+10Chapter 7: Nilrebna Freedom Fighters - TFF/CHXSarcasm Sessions - CIUM-Juniors 7+8+9+10 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Illogically, I didn’t write Part 2 of the Romalc Valley arc, but instead went to another group: The Telliks Freedom Fighters and the Chaotix, led by Knuckles and Priscilla Sparkleton, a Monian magpie. They set up camp in the Nilrebna Highlands, which is once again an anagram of Anberlin, an awesome band which you should totally check out right now instead of reading about this abomination… maybe both…
Anyways, Ray and Mighty talk about how silent it is, before someone calls Charmy, Saffron and a certain Stuart (I think it’s Knuckles calling them), who are, together with Priscilla sent out in front of the group to scout ahead. I must also inform you that Archimedes is also with the Chaotix… y’know… that small fire ant. Anyways, at a certain point, Priscilla smells smoke, which is dubious, but possible. Anyways, they eventually find an army of Phantoms, together with their commander, Haight
Freedom Card - Chapter 1Chapter 1: Anger And Frustration With Apologies As DessertFreedom Card - Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His eyes opened. His blue eyes stared at a dark blue sky. The moon, accompanied by the stars were, aside from the blue sky, the only things in his eyesight. Why the moon? Why was he outside? Everything suddenly came back to him. Wait... he just woke up. Was it all a dream? He hoped it had been a dream! He lifted up his head and looked around. He was lying at the very same place again as in that dream. Left of him was the Gimbikki Forest again and in front of him was the hill. But to his right was no tree... just a tree stump. And just beside it sat six people, around a small campfire. He stood up and walked over to the group of people. Before he reached the group, the ones who sat on the other side of the campfire noticed that he had awakened.
“He's awake,” one said to warn the rest.
As he closed in on the group he recognized one of the persons sitting around the campfire! It was the little green-haired girl!
Freedom Card - Chapter 5Chapter 5: Rings Shouldn't Be Removed During A WeddingFreedom Card - Chapter 5 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Dangit! What is happening! Who are those people! Why me?!” Mufil thought as he was still sitting on his knees in the same spot as when the strange guy attacked the three.
Mufil looked down, at his pants. A stain between between his legs made him feel rather uneasy.
“Wet myself! Dangit!”
He moved his view a little further forward and saw the slit that the axe had made. He shivered at the thought of that weapon splitting his body in two. He looked to his right. Dergez seemed to be having some trouble with the Axe-guy. He stood on of the benches, panting, leaning with his hands on his knees. Blood trickled down the right side of his face. The Axe-guy stood a few meters away from him, in a state that equalled Dergez'. He had blood on his face also and was panting as well. He wasn't standing on a bench however. All the benches around him were all shattered in hundreds of pieces. The Axe guy
Freedom Card - Chapter 3Chapter 3: Taking Care Of RobbersFreedom Card - Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A slight wind had started to blow since Xyle's Hand left Okino Village and it was now rustling the leaves of the trees softly.
“So, uhm, Xyle?” Caylos said.
Xyle turned to Caylos.
“Yeah, what is it?”
“What is it that drives Yigixo to do all of this?”
Xyle was silent for a moment, a troubled look on his face.
“Is it okay to tell him? Maybe it's a little too early. But what to tell him otherwise? He has the right to know... right? Let's hope the conversation doesn't go “that” way.”
“He's looking for an Elemental Weapon, or so we have heard.”
Caylos was quiet for a moment and then asked:
“Why is he looking for it here? If there's any place I wouldn't expect such a dangerous weapon, it's in this area.”
“We have no idea about that either. We don't know what sources led him here. The only thing we know is that he's after something we also want.”
Freedom Card - Chapter 6Chapter 6: Control Your Dream, Control The WorldFreedom Card - Chapter 6 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Ah, I've been waiting for you.”
The voice sounded hollow and echoed a lot. He looked around. It was almost as if he was inside a rainbow-colored ball. There were colors everywhere. And in front of him stood someone very familiar: Caylos! It only took him two seconds to realize that something wasn't quite alright here.
“But... I'm Caylos, right? What am I doing there?! Besides, that Caylos looks a little different. Like... older.”
He looked at himself to ascertain that he was, indeed, Caylos, which was confirmed.
“Strange... very strange... wait, could this be... a dream? A dream, yeah! This must be a dream.”
“So... could you hand it to me?” The older Caylos asked.
“Hand what to you?” The younger one replied.
“A picture... it's supposed to be in your right pocket.”
“Right pocket? A picture? He never put a picture there, didn't he? Then a
Freedom Card - Chapter 2Chapter 2: A Shortcut With SurprisesFreedom Card - Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When Caylos and Herene arrived at the church, Qualoppe was waiting for them with an unhappy and cantankerous expression on his face. Apparently, Qualoppe wasn't very fond of mornings.
“Took you long enough,” he said with a voice that matched his expression.
Qualoppe's hair, that had been neatly combed yesterday was messed up and hairs pointed into the weirdest directions.
“What's wrong, sunshine?” Herene said with a sadistic expression on her face, while they walked past him, “You don't sound very happy.”
“Oh, shut up,” Qualoppe said annoyed, “you know I don't like it when you start eating food without us knowing about it. What if something goes wrong and we are suddenly without?”
He caught up with Herene.
“You worry too much. Besides, I only took a few apples, a piece of that apple pie and some toothpaste, like always.”
Qualoppe leaned towards Herene as they walked on.
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So, this chapter starts with the Knothole Freedom Fighters arriving on Monius with their huge ship. And right away, it doesn’t make sense, cause Snively or at least one of the robots MUST have seen that huge ship landing on the planet… but, no! Of course not! Anyways, there’s a fun meeting where… oh, god… NOT AGAIN! TAILS TELLS CRACKER THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! WHY!? JUST WHY!? Oh, well… there’s some more talking, Ultic and Sonic tell each other they are the fastest of their respective planet, but don’t race because “who’s the fastest doesn’t really matter anyways.” In reality, I just didn’t want to make Ultic faster than Sonic, nor slower. In other words a race would have been a tie anyways, so why bother writing it anyways. But the reason I gave is bullshit. Instead, I should’ve just said that the situation didn’t call for it. Ugh…
The plan was
Sarcasm Sessions - CIUM-Juniors 1+2I have no idea what I’m going to do to myself right now. I’m going to return to my very first fanfiction and explain it here in joking fashion… chapter by chapter… all 54 chapters… of course, not as extended as they are themselves. But still…Sarcasm Sessions - CIUM-Juniors 1+2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oh, well, I’ll hope you enjoy me describing the worst fanfiction in existance:
Chapter 1: Introduction
Of course, I wasn’t smart enough to tell the reader the situation through the story itself, so I laid out the basic lines of the story in a small first chapter. It first explains what happened in the Archie Sonic comics that transformed the animals on Earth into Mobians and Earth to Mobius. This is all canon. Here comes the first part of fanfiction. The Xorda, the aliens who turned Earth to Mobius, also beamed the moon, which made plant life grow on the moon, all of a sudden, and an atmosphere was formed with oxygen. And when the beaming was done there were creatures lying all around, Mobian rip
Freedom Card - Chapter 4Chapter 4: Fighting In The Church Doesn't Prove For A Long MarriageFreedom Card - Chapter 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“So,” Dergez continued their conversation, “what are we going to do about Yigixo?”
Xyle, whom had been looking at his surroundings, turned to Dergez.
“Isn't that obvious?” Xyle replied, “we're gonna stop Yigixo, of course! Why should I even tell you that? You've had smarter moments.”
“Even though we have no intention of stopping him?” Dergez asked.
“If we don't act like we care, he'll find out. We need to prevent that. For now, let's do it the hard way and take that guy out.”
“And I want to fight again.”
“You just fought some robbers a few hours ago,”
“Those two swings with my spear? I don't call that fighting. I was hoping they'd put up more of a fight.”
“You're right. And I can't say I am not in desire for a fight either. It's been some time since I've seriously fough
Freedom Card - Chapter 7Chapter 7: Dangerous Things Sometimes Taste So Delicious!Freedom Card - Chapter 7 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oi, oi,” Dergez said, when that all played right before his eyes, “Xyle, did you snap?”
Xyle straightened himself again and sighed.
“Now look what you made me do,” he said to Megane. The dangerous tone was gone. It almost looked like he seemed to regret what he just did.
Caylos had witnessed everything as well, with rising astonishment.
“W-What are you doing?!” he said to Xyle. He was quite shocked that Xyle was actually capable of doing things like that without a second thought.
“Can't you see? Obtaining information,” Xyle said as if the actions he'd just performed were most normal things in existance.
“But... aren't we...”
“...the good guys? Freedom Card?”
Xyle did two steps in Caylos' direction.
“I think that you got it wrong right from the moment you joined us. Freedom Card's members aren't what most people call “good guys”
Book of Ivory Prologue-Demonic Crisis of Faith“Hey, you ever been to Earth?”Book of Ivory Prologue-Demonic Crisis of Faith in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Two Fallen angels wandered through the deserts of Hell, each black-winged and robed in chainmail. Behind them loomed a great tower: the center of Hell and abode of the Demons, Gehenna Tower.
The first Fallen’s eyes widened in awe. His skin was a sickly grey, and his hair short and singed.
“What was it like?”
“It was beautiful. Sparkling blue water, green fields. You can actually see the sky. I loved every minute of it." The second sighed, then looked at his friend. “You OK?”
Phenex shook his head.“Sound so prefect, I’d love to write a nice long poem...” Phenex trailed off.
“When was the last time you actually finished one?” Hastur nudged Phenex, who instinctively reached towards a pocket in his robe, fingers flipping through pages. “Lu knows. I’ve had writer’s block longer than I've been in Hell. Anyway, did you manifest, possess or what?
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The door was open this morning. The door was open! I live alone, so it makes no sense why it'd be open. Just me, alone. I'm writing feverishly now, probably rambling. But I'm scared. I'm scared because of what happened after. What happened just a few hours ago.
I only hope I can finish writing this before the something happens. The inevitable something that befalls all who see the Slender Man. They vanish without a trace, no blood or body. Just one night, someone finds them gone, with no sign of how, when or what took them. Without even a warning sound. No shrill scream that pierces the night. Just silence as the Slender Man takes them to The Great Unknown. Anyway, to what happened earlier.
I was just finishing lunch when I heard a knock at the door. By this point in the day I was simply unnerved out by last night's encounter. I hadn't recognized it as the beginning for what came later, and what I know will come. I approached the door and looke
Book of Ivory Chapter 1Freemont Street, Las VegasBook of Ivory Chapter 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The street buzzed with life. Under the massive screen canopy, hundreds of people milled around, admiring the lights or the entertainers. Two figures walked down the street, one in a gray hoodie, the other a grey t-shirt with rainbow striped undershirt.
“Arael, don’t eat that.”
The angel turned away from the vendor, frowning. “Why not?”
Adriel folded his arms. “All that butter and salt, it’s bad for you.”
“But we’re angels! We don’t get sick. Please?” She looked at him pleadingly with big, turquoise eyes.
Adriel stared back with cold silver eyes. “No. We’re angels used to an all manna diet. Remember the last time you ate something like that?”
Arael rubbed her stomach. “Oh, never mind.”
Adriel sighed and fished a wrapped-up bun from his pocket and handed it to her. “Here. It’s only got a little cinnamon on it. You should be fine.
Book of Ivory Chapter 3“We were trying to access the Ladder, what was that?!” Adriel glared at Bardiel. Arael helpedBook of Ivory Chapter 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Phenex to his feet, the Fallen angel rubbing the side of his head.
Bardiel folded his arms and glared right back. He was bald, with a Middle-Eastern complexion. “I kept you from bringing a demon into Heaven, I’m in the position to ask questions, not you.”
He pointed at Phenex, his purple eyes still fixed to Adriel. Adriel’s silver eyes refused to meet them. “He’s repentant, we were bringing him home.”
Bardiel laughed. It was a short, loud, and sharp sound. “You really think he’s sorry for what he’s done? Do you know how many depraved acts he may have committed, and plans to keep committing?”
Adriel gestured to Phenex. “Look at him, does he look like a Prince or Dominion to you? He was just
another victim of Lucifer, and he’s sorry.”
“A wolf in sheep’s clothing, Adriel. He’ll
Slender Log 4I think this is it. The final entry. I...I don't even know what to do anymore. I've been seeing him more and more. Out of the corner of my eye, as I drive down the street. Everywhere. My slendersickness has confined me to my home, the one place that him and his Reapers are the most familiar with. It's all falling into place. I assumed I was just another victim, another of the Marked destined to sustain the Slender Man. I was wrong, or at least half wrong.Slender Log 4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was walking down the stairs; I blinked and saw the Slender Man standing at the foot of the stairs. My ears became full of that static sound, but no words entered my mind. I immediately began to retreat back up the stairs, and then I bumped into something. Something tall and cold. Something tall and cold and breathing. I turned my head to see the hoodie Reaper, who I now realized was taller than when I first saw him. The hood was down and the X was gone from his face. He was becoming another Slender Man. Then the words came.
Slender Log 1This is a record of my experience with the phenomenon known as 'The Slender Man'. He, or it, is infamous on the Internet as a bogeyman that distorts recording equipment. I think its all bull****. How convenient, that no one can properly get footage of this 'creature.'Slender Log 1 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I'd always assumed that Slender Man was just another concoction of the collective imagination of the Internet. But, tonight things have changed.
First off, I don't sleep well. Nightmares and the like occur every now and again. And I am more than capable of telling dreams from reality. But this, this wasn't right.
I was sleeping, and then I awoke flat on my back, eyes staring at the ceiling. I tried to turn over to get more comfortable, only to find I couldn't. I felt pressure on my chest, panic taking over. Within seconds I realized it was sleep paralysis. I relaxed for a moment, and then the door opened. It drifted in, that's the only word I can think of. It did'nt move its body, just drifted forward towards me.
Slender Log 3It's getting worse. My...connection, whatever you want to call it, with the Slender Man is growing. I'm having trouble remembering things, I feel nauseas more often, and an hour ago I coughed up blood. All signs of my slendersickness getting worse, which can mean only one thing: My time is running out. Not only did I see a Reaper, the one to the left in the drawing with the black t-shirt, but I had a dream I can't explain. I'll just write what happened.Slender Log 3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For the past few days I've had nightmares about him, running away only to be smothered in his long, cold arms and-somehow-feel the life leaving me before I wake up screaming bloody murder in a cold sweat. No surprise there. But this was different.
I was lying in bed, and then I felt myself rise. I could move and turned to see my body beneath me, connected to 'me' by a thin silver cord coming out of my body's sternum to the sternum of my, for lack of a better term 'spirit', glowing with white light. My life holding on
Book of Ivory Chapter 2Phenex bolted up from the bed, cold sweat running down his face. Adriel looked up from his book and rose form his chair. The hotel room was dark save for the lamp Adriel used for reading, the sun only beginning the creep into the sky. Arael slept in the bed on the other side of the room, undisturbed.Book of Ivory Chapter 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“You alright?” Adriel offered a glass of water, which Phenex gratefully accepted.
Phenex swallowed and wiped his mouth. “I...think so. It was awful. I had...what do the humans call them?”
Phenex‘s shoulders sagged. “I was lying in a field in Heaven. It was so peaceful,
so...perfect. Then I was falling, and I was in Hell. In there, the air is so hot and dry, it practically forces itself down your throat. I wasn't real, I understand that, but it was just so.. vivid.”
He looked up at Adriel. “What do you dream about?”
Adriel’s face was blank. “I don’t sleep.”
A Human Mistake Part 2I was waiting here on the lab along with MiniMoose like my master ordered, I really wanted to go and have fun with him but he told me he didn't want to take me along, I was sad but I knew that when he came back, he would play with me and yell at me, I like it when he does that.A Human Mistake Part 2 in Settings More Like This
Suddenly an explosion was heard.
"YAY! An explosion!" screamed the way to cheerful S.I.R Unit.
Another one came and this time it was louder, I felt so happy and sad at the same time.
"Why does master get to have all the fun?"I askedin a whiny tone of voice.
Screams were heard from outside the house.
And I heard something coming down to the lab.
"YAY! Master's back!"
But I was wrong, because the one who entered was not my master but the big headed human.
"Where's Master!" I asked getting concerned.
The human looked away and didn't say a word, I repeated the question, more seroius this time.
"I asked you where is my master!"
"Gir... MiniMoose, Zim will not come back"
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The sky of the planet was a sickening green thing, and a certain human teenager was watching because he was sure that one of this days the sun will appear.
"It has been six years since that terrible day, the day I myself destroyed my own race, the day I destroyed Zim"
"I still remember the Armageddon that I the last human on Earth started it by mistake"
Six years ago Zim planned to kill us all by using a new evil plan, I of course went and tried to stop him but I didn't realized the horror that I was going to cause to every living thing on the planet.
"You and your mankind" Gaz's voice could sometimes be heard in my head.
"My sister, my father all of them are gone because of me"
"My poor insane son!" I heard my dad's voice.
"I only regret killing three people the rest could've gone to hell for all I care" said Dib to himself.
"My mission might not be as exciting without you around to annoy me But it
A Muman Mistake Part 3"Six years, it has been six fucking years since my father's death and all because of the big headed human, I know that Zim ordered Gir to kill Dib as a final assignment" though the purple moose.A Muman Mistake Part 3 in Settings More Like This
MiniMoose looks away from the window of the Voot Cruiser and sees that his robot friend is watching Dib with pure hated in his eyes, obviously thinking of ways to murder him.
"But after so long, the three of us have gotten used to one another, and I fear that once Gir kills Dib, things wont be the same"
"MiniMoose?" Gir's voice was heard.
The tiny purple moose faces Gir.
"What are you thinking?"
"Nothing" that was my reply.
Gir raised a would be eyebrow at me as if he didn't believe me, he has change in a way that I though I would never see in his character I will admit that Gir would be very capable of tearing my antlers out of my head if he found out I was having second thoughts about murdering the human who has taken care of us after Earth got destroyed.
A Human Mistake Part 4"I can't believe it" Zim said to himself "After all the work I put into this plan I'm GOING to DIE on this god forsaken planet! He questioned in disbelief.A Human Mistake Part 4 in Settings More Like This
It was becoming harder and harder to breathe, his sigh was becoming blurry but he could see that the sky was in clouds, clouds that he created, he smiled wickedly at that thought, he completed his mission but at a cost, h was going to die and because the Dib-Pig's stupidity, if he hadn't dropped the bomb he would still be alive but at the same time he would have failed yet again to take over the planet.
"I guess you gotta take the good with the bad" he said as water began to drop from the sky.
Zim screamed in pain, he had forgotten that water was still a horrible acid to his skin, he tried to move but his body wouldn't respond, he just laid there as his body began to burn as it came in contact with the drops of water.
He tried so hard no to scream if he was going to perish on this dirt ball of a planet he was going to do it with dig
A Human Mistake Part 7"Silence, that's all I could hear, I can't believe it, I survived!"A Human Mistake Part 7 in Settings More Like This
Skoodge made a little victory dance; if anyone else was around they would laugh at the alien's ridiculous attempt at dancing.
"I was currently hiding on the city's foul sewers, somehow the polluted, smelly and poorly build underground thing ended up being the perfect bomb shelter, unbelievable! Did I say unbelievable? I meant incomprehensible!"
The fat Irken went to find some stairs so he could get out of the sewer, the smell was horrible!, and when he found them, well he made sure he wasn't being followed, after all, even someone as gullible as the little invader had his moments of paranoia you could easily blame that on the fact that Skoodge had been living with Zim a little longer than he originally planed to, hell sometimes the ex-invader wondered if Zim even remembered he had moved in with him probably not.
Anyways going back to the story in the time he was here Skoodge saw several rats and
A Human Mistake Part 5"I'll be back Gaz!" Dib's annoying voice came.A Human Mistake Part 5 in Settings More Like This
"Let's hope not" She shot back.
Dib came running down the stairs and stood there between the front door and the couch, he slowly came in front of the television and blocked the new Game Slave commercial.
"Dib, unless you want to keep BOTH your eyes, you WILL move" I said then threw the remote at his head which he fortunately didn't miss.
"Oww Gaz, don't do that!" He wailed "Don't you care that one of these days the world would end u being destroyed!"
"No and for three reasons" Gaz said holding three fingers and dropping one as she listed of her reasons.
"One: Zim is too stupid to do anything right."
"Two: Either you or that robot of his end up stopping him before he does anything really dangerous"
"And three and more importantly his technology backfire on him EVERY time."
Dib just shook his head.
"Now move your lazy ass before the commercial ends!"
Dib did as he was told and moved away.
"I'll show you Gaz!" I'll show you all what a true me
A Human Mistake Part 6Prof. Membrane is putting metal parts on a dead human body and connects a few cables in each of the metal parts in the waist, right leg and head and finally making sure that the body is strapped to the table so it wouldn't fall.A Human Mistake Part 6 in Settings More Like This
The Professor looked at his newest experiment with care, and then he heard voices screaming from the outside.
You'll never catch me Dib-human, my piloting skills are unmatched!" Yelled a voice.
"Well Zim I'll believe that when you beat my sister in a VIDEO GAME!" The second one said mockingly.
"I know that voice" said the Professor disgusted "Why can't my son just let go of the paranormal?" He said and then looks at the body in fro not him "Oh yeah THAT'S why" He said sarcastically.
Prof. Membrane taps a button on his left arm that is connected by a wire to his goggles.
Prof. Membrane's goggles light up.
"Send some guards outside of the lab and make sure that my son and his little foreign friend don't get in" this experiment is classified
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“Before the Magic - Max’s Story”
by Jocelyn Samara D.
Last year, my mom sent me to St. Celeste Middle School, a well known all girl private school. It’s a pretty upscale place. If you actually have the money and reputation (and are a “girl,” presumably), you probably couldn’t do much better. I suppose it’s known for shaping their students into dignified young ladies befitting of their rich, prissy status. At least, that’s the rumor that brought me there. By extension, that made it my personal hell.
“Mirabelle Penelope Forcier!” My mom would say. “I’m not going to allow you to embarrass this family again, so you’re going and that’s final!”
It pisses me off though. “Embarrass this family?” What? Because I cut my own hair so it never gets too long? Because I’d rather wear a t-shirt and j
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“Before the Magic - Nora’s Story”
by Jocelyn Samara D.
Nicolas Jiménez is transgender? Really?
During roll call of the first period of my first class of the first day of the new school year, this bombshell was dropped. The rest of the class continues with me staring in... well, in her direction, I suppose. I just find myself watching helplessly from the back corner of the room while the other students tease and berate her. I feel bad, but I'm still kind of taking this all in.
The last time we spoke - if you'd even call it that - was in gym class one day last year. An athlete, I am not. He tried to pass a ball to me, and there was just no chance of me catching it. I missed by a long shot as expected, and he relayed some choice words to me.
It wasn't even a big deal or anything though. I wasn't mad at the time. In fact, until now I pretty much forgot about that whole thing completely.
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Last updated - August 28, 2013
● - Black Circle: Old entry
○ - White Circle: Edited entry
◊ - Diamond: New entry
About the technical stuff
○ What is Rain?
Rain is a coming-of-age story that follows the life of a teenage transgender girl named Rain, attempting to go through her senior year in high school identified only as a woman. It's intended to be a comedy, but it also touches on some heavier subjects including many of the difficulties faced by members of the LGBT community.
Nevertheless, it is a largely positive story, with humor and tearjerking moments and lots and lots of love triangles. ^_^
○ When does it update?
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are technically when they're scheduled to go up. However, more often than not, I end up getting excited and posting it the night before (no earlier than after 6PM EST timezone).
○ Where can I read it?
DeviantArt - http://jocel
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“Before the Magic - Carmen’s Story”
by Jocelyn Samara D.
I awake from a strange dream. I can’t seem to remember what happened, but I think it involved a rabbit at one point. With big, glowing butterfly wings! A “bunnerfly” if you will. That’s happening a lot lately, actually. I haven’t been keeping track, but I’m pretty sure I’ve woken up with the same vague “I think there was a winged bunny” feeling for the last couple weeks. Not really sure what that’s supposed to mean.
But whatever. Who cares? It’s just a dream, and I’ve got a big day ahead of me. I’m basically starting a brand new life at school today.
I should say that I’ve always hated school. I mean, I’ve got no problem with doing the work or anything. My problem is more about the other people. And I mean everyone.
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I love my wife.
I love my pet bunnies.
I love my watchers (and friends) here on DeviantArt.
I love my family, even if they don't entirely "get" me.
I love writing.
I love drawing.
I love being able to create my own stories and characters and worlds.
I love that other people also read and enjoy them.
I love hearing people's opinions and theories and ships and whatnot of my work.
I even love when people don't care for my work, as long as they have useful critique (it's been known to happen).
I love anime.
I love manga.
I love video games.
In particular, I love JRPGs, 2D side-scrollers and old-school games in general.
I love J-pop even though I don't care for English pop.
I love Japanese culture as a whole; I don't consider myself a Japanophile or anything though.
I love animals.
I love eating meat.
I love pasta.
I love drinking wine for the taste.
I love soda. It's my one TRUE addiction.
I love fast food more than I like to admit.
I love desserts of all kinds.
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A little while back, a good friend and watcher (and fellow transgirl), sent me a bunch of questions via Note, asking about my experiences, feelings and advice on certain trans-related things. She said she got a lot out of my answers, so I decided I wanted to post this and share it with other transgirls that might also potentially be able to gain something from this - especially those that are still pre-transition. I have, after all, spent a pretty long time in that agonizing pre-transition stage. Far longer than I wanted.
So I asked her permission to post this and here it is. Some questions have been removed from the original list 'cause my answers were either exceptionally personal or redundant. I also added a couple that different people had asked me shortly after doing this. If there are further questions - from anyone - I am not against editing this and adding more (it's already pretty long; what's more questions at