How I See Them in a Nutshell1. Green aka The Snarky BastardHow I See Them in a Nutshell in Humor More Like This
"Tch," Green taunted in arrogance. "Bitch please, I'm fabulous." The young man scoffed loftily as he flipped his glossy brown hair.
2. Wally aka The Sick and Forgotten
"Nobody cares about me " Wally lamented in sorrow as he sat near the far corner of the room.
3. Jun aka The Hyperactive ASDFGHJKL
"OOOOO LET'S GO BATTLING OH MY ARCEUS IS THAT A BIDOOF PREPARE TO DIE BIDOOF AMG HURRY UP HIKARI YOU'RE SO SLOW THAT BIDOOF IS RUN- SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS IS THAT A FLYING LEAF." Jun screamed and shouted madly as he chased the flying leaf caused by the breeze.
4. Cheren aka The Nerd
"I am smart and knowledgeable about Pokémon and even though White keeps beating me in battles, it doesn't matter coz I am wearing jeggings." Cheren said nonchalantly as he pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose.
5. Bianca aka The Clumsy Ditz
"Yiiiii hey Whi- Oh my Arceus is that a Minccino it's so fluffy I MUST LOVE IT!" Bianca
Jobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing1. DoctorJobs Silver Shouldn't Be Doing in Humor More Like This
"You're sick? Well that's what you get for being weak!" Silver shouted as he slammed his fists on the table.
"You all fail!"
The students gawked at their teacher. "B-but sir, this is our first day of sc-"
Silver didn't even give a chance for the child to speak. "I don't care! You all look weak! F's for all of you!"
"What? You want to play Barbie dolls?! Well too bad! I threw them into the fire because dolls are weak! Go sleep dammit!" Silver shouted at the poor 6-year old.
"Doctor, I have a problem " The patient began to speak as he lay on the couch.
"Well, I think I know what your problem is, boy," Silver said calmly. But his voice immediately changed as he said, "It's because you're weak!"
5. Ballerina Dancer
"This uniform is too tight! Why isn't my tutu black? You call that dancing?! My dead Sneasel can do better! Let me show you how a true man dance, you weakling!" Silver screamed as he beg
Red 'N' Silver1. Red as DoctorRed 'N' Silver in Humor More Like This
"Doctor…" The patient coughed hoarsely, weak hands shivering on his knees. "I'm sick to the bone for two months. And I can't move my legs… Is there any way I can be healed, doctor?"
Red sat in front of him, calm eyes staring at his patient. Without a single word, he touched the man's forehead.
In less than a second, the patient felt fresh and completely healthy. "Woohoo! I feel like a new man! Thanks doc!" Skipping and singing an old tune, the man excitingly pranced to the door.
2. N as Stand Up Comedian
"So, people asked me why my last name is Gropius," N spoke to the crowd, right hand holding the microphone while left waving at his audience. With a dumb grin and a single eyebrow raised, the man answered, "I said to them, 'What can I say? It was only Natural that I got it!'" N laughed by himself, slapping his knee in giggling amusement.
The crowd went silent, however. And as for White? She began questioning her life choices.
3. Silver as Daycar
Sexy Schmexy Valentine1. GreenSexy Schmexy Valentine in Humor More Like This
"This Valentines, consider yourself lucky coz you get to spend the day with me," boast a very smug Green.
"Baby, you're my sugar rush." Jun smiled adorably.
"You're like a math question. I would love to 'solve' you." Cheren winked cunningly.
"If you were food, I would never eat you. That's how much I love you." Diamond flashed a sweet smile.
"Are you a fire Pokémon? Coz you are making me hot." Kotone purred like a Skitty.
"Baby, this Valentines, I will show you my other kind of aura." The young man grinned mischievously.
"Your body is like art. I would love to bask in your beauty all day in my bed." Ruby murmured huskily.
"I'm going to fine you one million dollars for being so hot." Pearl raised a playful eyebrow.
"If I were a deity, you'd be my queen." Cyrus said plainly.
"I'm going to train you tonight, that you
Ask Silver1. Why is your hair red?Ask Silver in Humor More Like This
"Next question," snarled an annoyed Silver.
2. Do you love your Pokémon?
Silver sighed bitterly as his team of 6 glomped him. Sneasel purred in adoration as he hugged the poor redhead's face.
"That's enough guys! Get off me!"
3. What do you think about Kotone's childhood friend, Ethan?
The redhead pursed his lips tightly. He scoffed bitterly and looked away. The thought of that boy getting closer to Kotone
It irritated him, no less.
The thought of Ethan being close to Kotone The thought of Ethan laughing with Kotone The thought of Ethan smiling with Kotone The thought of Ethan breathing the air same as Kotone The thought of Ethan being close to Kotone
The thought of Ethan placing his lips on Kotone
Silver's left eye twitched uncontrollably. "Some weak bastard! He has no chance of beating me! Or lay a scratch on me! Hell, he can't beat me in anything at all! He can't win to me! Not now! Not e
Super Derpoes1. Green as Iron ManSuper Derpoes in Humor More Like This
"Green, we have an emergency in Precinct 8. We need you on the premises stat!" Oak Fury spoke through the giant screen. His eyes widened to see the suave brunette standing idly and releasing a heavy groan. "What is the matter with you?"
Hand twisting the comb, Green lazily responded, "I was busy combing my hair while looking at the giant monitor. It has better reflection than my mirror/wall down the hall. You know mirrors right? The one that you use to see yourself?" He looked at the gawking S.H.I.E.L.D. leader. With a small smirk flashing on Green's lips, he slyly added, "But then again, judging by your not-so handsome face, I'm guessing you don't even know own a mirror."
The one-eyed man gawked in utter disbelief. Green showed no guilt and just flashed a sneaky smirk. Oak Fury's body trembled angrily, but he inhaled and exhaled a few times, trying to calm himself down from the young man's snarky personality. "Just get your pretty boy ass here!" Before Gree
Jobs N Shouldn't Do1. TeacherJobs N Shouldn't Do in Humor More Like This
"And that is how we integrate f (65) into 5976," N explained as he finished writing the equations on the blackboard. His heels were turned, letting him face his students.
His 1st grade students.
Their mouths were widely agape. Their eyes were about to bulge out as they gawked at the multiple equations on the board. Finally, one student raised her hand. With a dumfounded tone, she asked, "What?"
"Why? Why, why, why?! Who did this to you? Humans are cruel!" N cried in despair as a sick Lillipup sat quietly on the table, the Pokémon's tail wagging in joy.
"Um doctor " The nurse chimed in. "He only has the common cold "
"This blue substance looks pretty." N looked at the small tube. He then turned his attention towards a beaker that was filled with orange goop. The beaker was labeled 'TOXIC'.
Sadly, "Maybe it will look a thousand times prettier with this orange substance!" Without haste and with a wide smile,
Scene of Nonsense1. ConflictingScene of Nonsense in Humor More Like This
"Heh. I guess it can't be helped. I need more training to whoop your ass," Green sighed ruefully. He scratched the back of his head; his eyes stared at Leaf who was hugging her Ekans. The snake Pokémon nuzzled her nose on Leaf's chin, making the young woman flash a small smile.
The first smile he ever saw from her.
Green coughed awkwardly, trying to remove the embarrassing thought. "Anyways, since I'm such a nice guy-"
"Nice?" Green froze to hear the baffled question from Leaf.
Ouch. Still, he shook his head and continued. "I'm going to give you something." The boy searched inside his pocket. A few seconds later, a small dark red device was in his hand. "This is called a Fame Checker. It's used to record miscellaneous information about famous people." His one eye opened, giving off a cocky shine as he peeked at her. "I'm a down-to-earth kind of guy-"
"Down-to-earth?" Another shocked tone burst from her mouth.
Either she really was in shock, or she's ju
Fairytale Disaster1. Frantic/TarzanFairytale Disaster in Humor More Like This
"Oh my Arceus put me down, put me down!" Ruby screamed frantically as he clung on the girl's waist. They were 50 feet up in the air. His whole suit was torn and shredded thanks to the wild Ambipom chase. The dark brunette gripped her waist tighter. His eyes were shut and mind wishing it was all just a nightmare.
Sapphire, cladded in nothing but a leopard-print tube top and skirt, rolled her eyes as she casually swayed from one vine to another. "Alright, alright. Sheesh. Ya don't need to cry 'bout it."
2. Mangaquest/Princess and the Frog
"Now," the Poliwag spoke as he scooted closer to the stunned girl, "all you have to do is kiss me. And the spell will be broken and you and I will live happily ever after." He foxily raised his non-existent eyebrows, hoping to pass it off as sexy.
Unfortunately, Crystal wanted to hurl out her dinner. "Oh Arceus!" She quickly went to the bathroom and threw up, not even caring if people entered the room.
Gold, a bit disappo
Truth Thy Name1. GreenTruth Thy Name in Humor More Like This
"I have Green eyes. So that's why my name is Green. Jealous much?" Green scoffed arrogantly.
"My name is Jun. Short, simple and calm." Jun shrugged boastfully.
Short, simple and calm something he's not.
"I have red eyes," Red said with a small smile. With a thumbs up, he added, "And I look way hotter than Green."
"I heard that!"
"Cheren means 'black'. My mother chose it because she loves my name so much." Cheren held his hip and pushed the specs up the bridge of his nose.
Raising an eyebrow, Silver blatantly asked, "Was your mom expecting a girl or something at that time?"
Taken aback by the sudden statement, Cheren almost choked on his spit. He cast a death glare at the slightly tall redhead. "I am not a girl!"
"Silver has silver eyes!" N cheered as he pointed his finger at the redhead's eyes.
Shocked, Silver slapped N's hand away. "Stay away from me you creep!"
6. Natural Harmonia Gr