SNIPPY: ON THE ROAD TO...September something something.SNIPPY: ON THE ROAD TO... in Personal More Like This
Sadly this chip is only good for recording and not for playback.
I've definitely long lost track of time, traveling with Captain from one part of the city to another.
It's probably not even September, but most likely October. Anyway it doesn't really matter, because it's always cold thanks to nuclear winter and it's always either snowing or "ashening" with rare instances of sunlight breaking through the thick, gloomy, black clouds overhead.
I've made many mistakes in my past, and I don't have much to look forward in the future, but yet I keep living for some reason, even if that reason is captain's continuous entertainment.
Everyday before I fall asleep I think of what horrible things the captain will do tomorrow. This week the bastard kept dressing me up in ridiculous outfits and giving me new "personalities to play". Where does one find the time to dig up costumes? Yesterday I woke up all dressed up like an old lady a
PILOT: THINGS I LIKETHE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".PILOT: THINGS I LIKE in Personal More Like This
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.
I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME,
SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001ENTRY 9997:SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001 in Personal More Like This
To anyone who finds these memory cards,
and the messages left within...
My name is Charles Snippy. I am probably the last sane human being left on earth. I know not whether you will understand this message. I know not whether you'll even be able to decode the ones and zeros on these data cards. I know not whether my voice will even reach anyone.
I know not, whether the microscopic drives will last long enough and whether the plastic and metal which composes them will not disintegrate into dust as centuries pass or whether the titanium shell encasing them will remain in place or be consumed by the ever-changing landscape, lost forever.
And yet I still have hope that someone will find the story of my life, long past and learns something of use from it.
If you are still human, then this will be a story about the collapse of civilization of your forefathers through greed and arrogance.
If you are some other species entirely, then it is a story about how our human race was extin
SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAYOctober something, something.SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY in Personal More Like This
Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".
The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.
Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".
The spam can attack didn't end there, Pilot's job for today was hiding behind building ruins and throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BILL
CAPTAIN: THE LETTERDEAD GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,CAPTAIN: THE LETTER in Personal More Like This
I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JAXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!
AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNNACEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.
I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, IT'S ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.
OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END O
N7 Day: Mass Effect (fan) artN7 Day: Mass Effect (fan) art in Art Features More Like This
Mass Effect Fan Art by Lizzy-John
Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong. by LemonSherman
Mass Effect Medieval by @DaveRapozaArt
Mass Effect: EDI by ruthieee
Mass effect 2 final shot by JJasso
Alistair and Sebastian - Mass Age by AndrewRyanArt
Commander Shepard by MagicnaAnavi
Mass Effect 2 - Asari by love-squad
Mass Effect 3 - Miranda by patryk-garrett
deviantART in Review: October 2013Each hour, thousands of works are submitted to deviantART. Here's a summary of the pieces that were submitted each day last month that gained a lot of attention.deviantART in Review: October 2013 in Art Features More Like This
October 1: Cat's Soul by RHADS
October 2: my opinion about you by agnes-cecile
October 3: Pokemon: Triple Charizards by Sa-Dui
October 4: Flight by escume
October 5: Tokyo City Life by Pajunen
October 6: Snow White in the Woods by AbigailLarson
October 7: 90s X-Men by RDauterman
October 8: Altair by rogner5th
October 9: Nomad by jameszapata
October 10: A Very HTTYD Halloween by TsaoShin
October 11: After the Battle by Jon-Lock
After the Battle by Jon-Lock
October 12: Lost in Silence by bohomaz13
Tip of the day: The darkest momentsThe moment to shine the brightest is in darkness. Darkness can bring chaos but with it comes opportunity. Many times throughout my career when I pushed past the point when I'd usually give up, this is when I end up achieving my biggest successes. Fate seems to have a way to test us and only the ones that want it the most shall receive the fruits of their labor.Tip of the day: The darkest moments in Personal More Like This
Sending positive vibes to you all!
Tip of the Day: Thoughts of dreams and problemsTip of the day: What do you fill your mind with? Dreams or problems? Time to focus on our dreams! We must always be aware of the problems in our lives but if we are not finding time to focus on our dreams and goals then we will never achieve them.Tip of the Day: Thoughts of dreams and problems in Personal More Like This
Sending positive vibes to you all!
Spotlight Fashion Week VIHi everyone!Spotlight Fashion Week VI in Art Features More Like This
I'm doing another series of articles that contain features. This will be done weekly, and I will share with you fashion photography that was submitted during the respective week.
Here are the artworks that I found this week! They appear from the newest submitted to the oldest ones.
Please support this article and the artists featured here by giving a favorite
Thank you and enjoy!
Spotlight Fashion Week I
Spotlight Fashion Week II
Spotlight Fashion Week III
Spotlight Fashion Week IV
Spotlight Fashion Week V
Literature DD Roundup - February:icondorianharper:Literature DD Roundup - February in Literature Features More Like This
Features by DorianHarper
A Promise She Made With Death by SoImStillUnsure
Features by inknalcohol
the drifter by IyraEMM With Love, April by Emilwicz Strangelove Phenomena by Art-of-the-Seraphim This is for the Average Artist by WordOfChen Ice by Astrikos Your life is not a British television show by HecticHarmony The Beauty of a Woman by IvanRadev Everything You Borrowed by StarlightComet Muscle Memory by PeppermintPictures Just Have a Good Day by mnmccarthy The Tale of Luden and Jim - Chapter 1 by AlPendragon Lullaby Bye by gadsdy love poem from a pillar of salt by TheAdequateGatsby Waltzing on the Ocean Floor by your-first-boyfriend Sonnet XXII by toxic-nebulae Tattoos by alesuriko Hercules by Rosella-of-Daventry The Fall of Epithilinon by Zark123 Reverse Poem by Dracosphere
Features by neurotype
Cupcakes and Tea by MagicalJoey Water Signs by belcanto2 Wrong Place, Wrong Time by AlecBell Modern Lolita by heart-terrors 1945 in sepia by BittersweetObsession .photography: a love story. by WorldWar-Tori Space Dementia by innercartwheel a quoi ca sert l'amour by rushingtide Aenalemma by ThyPoetSorcerer Here Is No Why by brietta-a-m-f fisherman by The-Night-Dreamer Eaten by a Dream by enigmaticsmile Just Right by muscularteeth Dysphoria by krutch99 Blue Ridge Ep. 1 by Sirius-the-Dog never mind by andrewpom
Features by wreckling
The Shore of Amnesia by Elmara
We'd like to thank all the wonderfu
Publishing Resources List Totally overwhelmed? Start here!Publishing Resources List in Literature Features More Like This
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So you've written something freaking awesome. You've edited a million times (and if you haven't, turn around and go do that. Right now). You think you maybe want to take the leap and try publishing something. But you have no idea where to start.
Well, this is a good place to be.
This the journal where I'll be keeping a running list of all the publishing resources I find, both on and off dA. Most of it will probably be related to literary journals, since that's the stage where I'm at in my literary career, but I'll add things about book publishing as I find them.
If you ever find a great resource, or if you'd like to request something specific, please leave me a note in the comments.
Also this journal is probably going t
I Just Accidentally Won NANOWRIMOI wasn't even trying. I gave up at the beginning of the month on my original piece and started a new fanfiction. When I looked at my word count, I went, "Did I just...?" And then I checked it and I did. I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FINALS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!I Just Accidentally Won NANOWRIMO in Personal More Like This
FANTASY FRIDAY the 13thFANTASY FRIDAY the 13th in Art Features More Like This
Erzsebet by AlexandraVBach
Mysteria by BigBad-Red Deadlands by BigBad-Red
Immortally Insane by 3mmI Elegy of Decay by BigBad-Red
Memento Mori by yuumei The Dragons of Ordinary Farm by kerembeyit A solas by ElenaDudina
I get what I deserve by AF-studios ... in the darkness by aphostol
Depression by alnour I Sold My Soul by LadyEvilArts
Art Theme Contest WinnersWe challenged you to create the perfect wall of art, and you responded with some absolutely amazing entries! The judges have selected the 5 winners from the thousands of entries. Check out the winners below.Art Theme Contest Winners in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
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To inspire.(Little long, but hopefully you'll read)To inspire. in Personal More Like This
When I first sold LMS to Paramount, a lot of people asked me: "How much money did you get?" "You're probably rich now, right?"
I mean, the solid gold mansion I bought was just a little gift to myself...but...
Ever since I was little, I've known I wanted to draw. From the day my parents put a pencil in my hand, this was my future. I just knew it, I had that gut feeling. So I stuck to it, and thankfully it took me to heights I'd have never imagined possible. Now with my new book Redemption heading off to studios soon for a hopeful movie package, I can't wait to see where this new road takes me.
That said, there's something else that tops all of this.
The other night I went out to visit my girlfriend's cousin and her family. Incredibly kind people with very sweet kids. Other than the two parents, there were 3 kids, but the one who caught my interest was the eight-year old boy, Diego.
Diego, shy, tiny, slender, reminded me of myself when I was his a