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Common abrahamic excuses that hold little waterCommon abrahamic excuses that hold little water in Philosophical
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"God gaves us free will, ergo it's pur own fault": Except that the Bible nor the Qu'ran put emphasis on free will. Hell, this excuse is so very recent, that, until a few centuries ago, the idea that God had absolute control over our lives was very popular.
"Its our fault; Adam and Eve's sin created evil, not God!": If you have read Genesis, you'll know this is bullshit (Hell, even Yahweh admits he created evil!). Likewise, at no point is the first sin ever considered a "Pandora's Box" situation.
"God is goodness incarnate! Evil is against his nature!":...have you even read the Bible? Yahweh is also considered to not be goodness incarnate until the NT and Qu'ran; in the OT, he is treated as a Lawful Neutral agent.
"Your're putting everything out of context!": Considering I actually bother to read the Bible/Qu'ran, while you only cherry pick passages your pastor dictates...
"He died for your sins! You should be grateful!":
1- His sacrifice was pointless, He only rescued saints from Sheol
Logical conclusionI'm not the first to figure this out, but I'm now pretty much convinced that, the more a person dwells into Christianity or Islam, the more he/she is immoral.Logical conclusion in Philosophical
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In the Bible, God kills endless numbers of people, and says that everyone he hates goes to the lake of fire in the end. So, unless he changed his mentality through time (appearently he can repent, but most christians believe he is a static character, that does not change his opinions and likely will never become softer as most claim he did in the New Testament), BILLIONS, if not MANY, MANY MORE people will be going to Hell just because they did not conform to what he considers "good". To a decent human being, and for me who finds the concept of eternal punishment horrible beyond measure, this should be a proof that he is insane and sadistic beyond the understandment of humanity.
However, many christians I met actually agree with all of this. Yeah, christians, who are supposed to "love their neighboor", agree that there are inocce
Petty excuses"Love the sinner, not the sin": Nice ideology there, but I believe you are being condescending to the wrong people. Why not utilize this on morons who worship mass murderers instead of people who are perfectly normal? Ironically, said "morons" are the people who suggest this in the first place.Petty excuses in Philosophical
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"Global Warming is denied by a random newspaper from Utah": It fails to make an impression when the scientific community is already pretty much certain that it is real. But go on, you selfish fuck. It is perfectly within your pleasure to have islanders dead.
"God is not a mass murderer, Satan is": No, dear bitch, it is the other way around. Yahweh mass murders billions of people in the Bible, Satan only kills Job and tries to kill a bimbo with a river of drool. Argue how much the original sin was Satan's fault, but the truth is that the Bible does not even equal Satan with the snake. And even if it did, the reason why mankind dies is due to Yahweh, who clearly states the penalties.
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The True American ChristianDear diary,The True American Christian in Philosophical
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Today it was a very unusual day. I woke up praising the Lord on his good deeds like murdering thousands of people in the Bible. Nah, I actually drowned the truth in my own selfish desires like most christians do, praising him for good things while pretending to not know he is actually evil. Anyway, breakfast I had, and me and my parents praised the Lord for feeding us and letting the sinning nigers in Africa starve to death. Black people are of the Devil, and must be punished. Cain became black once God used his light to scar him forever, meaning all nigers are descendents of Cain and are therefore evil. Once I finished breakfast I went to school; on the way I met a jew, and I stonned him. Sadly a policeman said for me to stop. Stupid Satan worshipping atheists, ruining God's justice!
Anyway, I made it to my school. Here we don't teach science and all that evil sinning dark stuff, we praise the Lord and believe mindlessly in a story of two naked people, a talking snake and