The blue spidery bursts of electricity that rippled around his fingers made Chaos feel….powerful. Yes. That was a good term; powerful. The pudgy little puppy felt powerful. The suit, the gloves, and the goggles all provided a sense of presence, but the pseudo bursts of thunder that flickered from his fingertips, made him feel like a God.
He flexed his fingertips, and squealed in silent delight at the prospect of blasting Haste with a shot of lightning. Or Rocket…or if it came down to it- Meeper, (Although he already knew the guilt welling up in his guts from the thought of zapping little Meeper was enough to dissuade him from the act) Still, he tingled with anticipation- or the electricity and static swirling around him. He wasn’t sure.
“You’ve turned yourself into a walking bug zapper. Well I guess the next cookout is covered.” A voice trickled through the lab that burned the boy’s ears. Chaos gave a defeated sigh and turned to face his sarcastic nemesis; a tall, purple furred girl, leaning against the doors of the lab with blood red bows dangling from her ears. Pandora.
“Giant electric gloves? Have we been watching old Wile E. Coyote shorts again?” Pandora asked quietly, with a sinister chuckle. Chaos remained silent, fingertips twitching ominously. With a flourish only a puppy wearing giant electric gloves could give, he brandished his new weaponry and lightning crackled from the backpack on his shoulders.
“THESE are my new “Statik Touch 5000! 5000 bolts of static energy at my fingertips, which will flash fry a running bird in an instant! With only a minuscule 96 hour battery charge time, they are my latest creation in bird-catchology!” The proud puppy boasted. Pandora stared.
“Bird-Catchology. …Wow. Ok, Hey, quick question, Lucy. How do you turn it on?” Pan quipped- a sinister grin stretching across her muzzle. Chaos frowned, and pointed to a small button on the underside of one of his forearms.
“Alrighty. How do you turn it off?” She asked. Chaos rolled his eyes and pointed to the same button. Duh.
“Show me. “ Pan giggled. Chaos gave a snort, reaching over to switch the gloves off, and frozen when he realized exactly what she was getting at. It hit him like a ton of bricks. He had no way to turn off the gloves without electrocuting himself. Pandora’s wicked smile grew wider.
“Genius! Brilliant! YOU ARE THE INVENTOR OF OUR TIME! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!” The elder coyote giggled wildly. Chaos’ ears wilted to either side of his head. Insult to injury. He’d worked so very very hard on these too.
“What a moron! What an idiot! What a ‘geeeenius’ “She giggled. Chaos sniffled quietly, and shook the tears out of his eyes, ears folded back sadly.
“W, why are you always so mean to me…y, you know how hard I tried with these? I spent weeks, and they work, and they’re perfect, and y, you just…you come and tear them apart in seconds! Yo, you just…I …I tried so hard…”The boy squeaked, and this time couldn’t stop the sniffles and the few drops of sorrow that trickled from his eyes. Pan bit at her lower lip and winced quietly. She didn’t mean to strike out at her brother that hard. She was mean, sure but she didn’t think he’d cry. She didn’t-
“How about a hug?!” Chaos barked suddenly, and lunged at his sister, wrapping his arms around her with a satisfying SIZZLE, that reduced Pandora to a charred heap of ashes and two blinking eyeballs.
Chaos burst into laughed giggling wildly. He got her! He FINALLY got her! Months of work and research, months of sweat, blood, and tears, and he FINALLY got the better of his older sister!
“I, GOT, YOU! I FINALLY GOT YOU! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was waiting for SO long to finally get my revenge! I wait, SO long for this, and you fell for it! HOOK, LINE, and –SHOCKER! BWAHAHAHAHAHA” Chaos giggled wildly, slapping at his knee- and bursting into a pile of charred ashes and a pair of eyeballs.
They stared at each other.
“…MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!” ----------------------- Art by thisaguy SteveTheDragon
Ok... I fibbed. This will be the last of the care bears fan artwork. Tender and Cheer were drawn on the same sheet as the Wembly fraggle sketch. This is a style test to see how the care bears would've looked if the old and new styles were mixed, and if the "cheeky" facial muscles were some what removed.
..i was digging thru' some of my older illustrations and cartoons..
..i made this with coloured pencils and magic markers in 1998 for a class assignment..
..in 1999 the The Looney Tunes dynamic desert duo : Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote celebrated their 50th anniversary (only a dork like me would keep up with that) !! An assignmnt for one of my visual communications classes was to create a 'Biography' magazine cover.. the illustration could be anyone of note: Marilyn Manson,Drew Carry, or the Pope.. for some reason i chose my favourite Looney Tunes twosome to celebrate their birthday!! The assignment was to help limit the colour palette i was using and to build the colours to what i wanted using just the primary colours. I don't think i pulled the colours off very well. But i remember getting up one particularly cold morning to work on this,i was so excited cuz i loved R.R. and Wile E. so much and thought it'd be alot of fun to get a jump on their birthday (yeh..i'm a freek ,that's already been established )!! This may not be the best thing i've made.. but it's one of he few things i am proud of. It's shows a rare control in my wrist i seem to be lacking anymore.
Fan; Melissa describes Wile E. Coyote::First appearing with Road Runner in "Fast and Furry-ous" (in 1949) by Chuck Jones, Wile E. Coyote had to wait until 1952 before the famous duo again hit the screen in their second animated short film, "Beep Beep." Since that time, Wile E. Coyote has co-starred in more than 40 Road Runner films and, in a series of cartoons with Bugs Bunny, Wile E. pursues the inimitable rabbit and even speaks.
Wile E. Coyote is the great American anti-hero, the guy with a dream, overwhelming confidence and obsessive ambition who nevertheless always manages to lose. A brilliant inventor as well as the biggest customer for ACME products, Wile E. Coyote's unshakable conviction in his superior intellect leaves him wide open to the free-wheeling instinctive reactions of the Road Runner.
paletteRoad Runner is so happy-go-lucky and deceivingly an idiot.. you can't help but love him. Anymore ..he's also making bank..he's the logo of a classic car,a hi-speed internet service, a 'snow-melt' & de-icer for your drive way in the winter time..and i do remember a chain of gas stations & truck stops bearing his name and likeness and a video game star!!
Wile E. Coyote is my iconic cartoon hero..when he did talk ( so elequantly mind you..),he was voiced by the immortal Mel Blanc who voiced 100s of others (Tweety Pie,Bugs Bunny,Mr.Spacely..you know the guy !!) Always the fall guy with an ego the size of a mountain..whe also served as a kinda a humorous example of an old Nat King Cole song : Pick yourself up...
"..Take a deep breath...
Dust yourself off
And start all over again. .." (My mawm used to sing it all the time..).
You always felt pretty bad for the Coyote..even if he was the villian.. poor guy never got a break.. and when his ACME TM inventions backfired.. he darn near be dead..and his trademark 'signs' showed the expressions of the doomed.
..but Wile E.'s tough.. and like the late,great creator;Chuck Jones used to say (as i really paraphrase here)..::
'There's only one Road Runner ..but we can always get another Coyote..'
'Stewie's Dancing Doomsday Bear of Doom for Sexy Parties'
-->> Perhaps the next incarnation of the great Rex Harrison .. or perhaps the twisted design and prophecy of an antichrist.. Stewart Griffin has set the world's record for most accomplished;aspiring world-dictator under the age of three. However no matter how many lands he conquers,minds he enslaves,or ransoming trillions in exchange for release of the globe's nuclear arsenals .. his greatest accomplishment shall be the uppance of his former & cursed ovarian Bastille..also known as 'Mommy' or 'Lois' as the Fat Man calls her. The twisted little game that has become 'raising Stewie' or 'the attemt for Lois's agonising defeat and matriarchal downfall' turns into a riot that is the 'Griffins'. I mean..it's not that he's trying to "kill her"..it's just that he "doesn't want her to be alive anymore". Fortunatly or unfortunatly ,Stewie still needs his mommy..and it's only when she is gone that he truly..(dare anyone mention this or your life is forfeit) '..misses her. Another thorn is the 'dog' while at times..Brian Griffin is the only member of the family smart enough to see thru' the terranical toddler's sick little game's.. once in awhile ..the dog has become an unlikely ally forming a a less-than dynamic duo and song & dance routine. Stewie still is very much a brain of mush in many aspects. Even a baby-genius still has his fears..and the confusions of the world and a rebel's yell have allowed him to turn quite a few heads (he's been known to swing both ways)..but don't be suprised if you see Stewie and his Teddy Bear Lacky ,Rupert.. in the company of some very randy boys..(wouldn't it be marvelous if he turned out to be a homosexual??)..
Stewie is also known for his very sexy parties .. this particular dancing bear is packing more in his thong than the Mentos Stew packs in his Huggies. This very cuddly & sexy creation is a terror toy loaded with a 299-kiloton fission device..with enough nuclear radioactive power to destroy over 1/2 the globe. So it's simple..Give into Stewie's demands now or ,with the simple push of a button : be destroyed..the party's over.. game over, man. What a party-pooper!! Speaking of that.. summin' smells real funny..and i think someone's in need of a diaper change !!
It's just for upload something and not completely disappear from DA (I'm really busy for the moment!!^^'). But I'll upload more if I have time!
So yeah, it's a duck's life! Being scared of the predators, flying, fishing (okay, ducks probably don't fish, but Daffy is Daffy, so...), flirting (he sure is a Casanova ),sleeping...well, it's more a regular duck's life than Daffy's life, but whatever!