oh myonce upon a tiem der was a cuntry girl name tahliooh my in Personal More Like This
she serch da land for hot menses to make licks to
1 day she come across a manz named leonodo
and she say "goodbye im 2 desu 4 u"
she wlak away
nex day he come up 2 her an
"im king of da worl!!!!"
tahlz say "orly"
and dey get on boatz n kiss
one nite on da boat
dey have n dinner
and he say
"..... tahlz i have confess"
"hwat is it mi lov" say tahlia, as she spoon lobsto into her gulletz
".. im not rly king of da wor;"
tahlai stand up in outrage!!!!11
she say "but u told me u was kingd1"
he say "i so sorry but..... i lie"
she throw salad at his gross no king face and strom out
at dat moment da boet hit an icebrug
and ship split in hlaf, drowning everyone but tahlia and leo
but there was no float device so tahlia ripped off a ded mans arm and use leonardo as boat
and she sail al way back to austrolia
but when tahlz get to shore she find 1 dickreton on shor!!!
and harry take her ahnd n say
dear tahliai knew the moment my dick laid eyes on u dat u were da onedear tahlia in Personal More Like This
we were on da titanic
i loked in2 ur eyes and i thought
wow what an aussie
but alas u r a bogan
so i had 2 turn my dick away
we was @ da brig
u were dere in ur swims
i snek up behind u and introduce u to mr. mini leo
who is my pet lion
and u pat him
and i watch u pat dat pussy
and then i introduce you 2 tiny leo
and u bend ova
cause u drop ur keys
oops i slip
and den wow
tahlia i luv u mm
pls be wif me forever
so muy dick can show u da world
get inside my caprio