Gallade ReportGallade (the Blade Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Psychic/Fighting-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Johto and Unova regions on rare occasions. Exceptionally fast and dangerous to fight in close quarters, Gallade are expert swordsmen that will gladly defend the lives of their trainer with diligence and honor beyond what most other Pokémon are capable of. They might not face any form of development in regards to their special abilities, but if you need a powerful Psychic-type that can deal out brutal damage in close quarters, these bladed fighters can more than do the job with a bit of style and flair thrown right in for free!
For the Ralts family, evolution into either Gardevoir or Gallade is a major point in their life, as it is akin to a child's full development into adulthood in that they obtain a tremendous boost in overall strength and finally become a force to be reckoned with on any battlefield. Whi
Gardevoir ReportGardevoir (the Embrace Pokémon) is a rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Johto and Unova regions on rare occasions. Elegantly beautiful in appearance and surprisingly powerful in battle, Gardevoir are wondrous creatures that can more than prove to be a difficult opponent to tackle in battle. They might not be as highly-receptive to emotions as their pre-evolved forms, but for Gardevoir, that's probably the best; the last thing that any trainer needs is a Pokémon capable of generating a black hole that's also emotionally unstable!Gardevoir Report in Profiles More Like This
For the Ralts family, evolution into either Gardevoir or Gallade is a major point in their life, as it is akin to a child's full development into adulthood in that they obtain a tremendous boost in overall strength and finally become a force to be reckoned with on any battlefield. Evolution into Gardevoir results in the full development of these creatures' psychic po
Darkrai ReportDarkrai (the Pitch-Black Pokémon) is a legendary Dark-type Pokémon found among deserted forests, islands and caverns across the planet, though only in exceptionally small numbers. Renowned and feared for their ability to cause seemingly endless nightmares, Darkrai are powerful creatures that can easily dominate any battlefield if they can put the opposition to Sleep or otherwise render them unconscious. They might not be as large or imposing as some other legendaries, but if you ever manage to spot one of these shadowy creatures on a dark night, you had best say your prayers and hope that dawn is just on the horizon; otherwise, you'll find out exactly what it means to be stuck in a living nightmare!Darkrai Report in Profiles More Like This
Darkrai are a pristine example of what can happen when an otherwise logical defensive technique is exemplified as something more than it really is by human society. Although Darkrai are powerful creatures, a limited selection of offensive moves leaves them vulnerable to attack fro
Lucario ReportLucario (the Aura Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Fighting/Steel-type Pokémon found among grassy plains and mountainous terrain within the Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. While the chances of seeing one of these rare creatures in battle may be slim, Lucario are powerful creatures that can more than prove to be an immense challenge to any trainer forced to fight them in battle. They might not be the best at taking damage, but when you have the ability to see and detect the motions of the opposition no matter where they are, that's unlikely to ever be much of a problem!Lucario Report in Profiles More Like This
When Riolu reach a certain point of emotional development in either the wild or with their trainer in the warm, comforting rays of the sun, they will spontaneously evolve into Lucario and gain the ability to utilize their aura-based powers to their fullest. In turn, evolution grants these creatures a fairly thick, metallic hide that gives these beasts the natural powers and attributes of Steel-types. Aside fr
Arceus ReportArceus (the Alpha Pokémon) is a legendary Normal-type Pokémon whose current location is in an unknown dimension, though it is often referred to as the Hall of Origin by experts. Even though little is truly known about this magnificent beast, Arceus is without a doubt the most powerful creature to ever walk the face of the Earth and perhaps the entire universe, even if it might not appear to be anything truly special. Humans still might not be too sure about its true origins or thought processes, but it is undeniable that Arceus deserves to be respected and should be rightfully feared above all other Pokémon in existence; after all, if Arceus had not existed, it is likely that we wouldn't either!Arceus Report in Profiles More Like This
According to the legends of the Sinnoh region, Arceus was born from a great cosmic egg before the universe ever existed; shortly after birth, it created Dialga and Palkia to rule over time and space together and, for reasons that still remain unclear to physicists, created Girati
Altaria ReportAltaria (the Humming Pokémon) is a relatively rare Dragon/Flying-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain and misty grasslands within the Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Johto region on rare occasions and some special preserves. Adored for their elegance and treasured for their beautiful voices, Altaria are magnificent birds that take the wonder associated with Dragon-types and effectively combines it with the ample grace and peacefulness of bird Pokémon. They might not be among the most powerful of Dragon-types, but once you listen to one of these creatures sing, you can be sure that any urge to battle will completely leave your mind as well as the mind of anyone close enough to hear!Altaria Report in Profiles More Like This
As with Swablu, the fluffy down coating the wings of Altaria consists of fine, needle-like feathers bunched together in stalks to form a protective coating that is both toxic to predators and is able to enhance flight through large volumes of entrained air pockets
Luxray ReportLuxray (the Gleam Eyes Pokémon) is a rare Electric-type Pokémon found among grassy plains and savannahs within the Sinnoh region as well as the Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Unova regions on rare occasions. While they might not have the special powers of other Electric-types, Luxray are dangerous physical combatants able to see right through just about any defense their opponent decides to put up. They may not gain access to many strong attacks, but for these beasts, that's more than worth putting up with; after all, how often do you get to battle with an animal that can literally see right through walls!?Luxray Report in Profiles More Like This
While most Electric-types are able to generate electricity either by taking electrons from the air or by simply generating it manually within specialized organs, the members of the Shinx family are the only ones known that actually utilize their own muscle systems to generate electricity. On the legs of these creatures are special bands of muscle that are exceptionally responsive
Absol ReportAbsol (the Disaster Pokémon) is a rare Dark-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain within the Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Kanto and Johto regions on rare occasions. Though often considered to be nothing more than a plague to society, Absol are powerful beasts that are far kinder to the human race on a regular basis than some would like to think. Granted, it might not be best for the survival of a species to be the bringer of bad news, but when it comes to preparing for the worst disasters nature has to offer, few people would rather have any other warning sign than an Absol!Absol Report in Profiles More Like This
Unfortunately for trainers, Absol are fairly rare in the modern day because they have been practically hunted to the point of becoming endangered. This is because, as odd as it may seem, many humans see Absol as the bringers of disasters; the truth, of course, could not be farther from this assumption. As it turns out, Absol have the unique ability to sense slight but sudde
Metagross ReportMetagross (the Iron Leg Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Steel/Psychic-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain and forested areas within the Unova region as well as the Sinnoh region on rare occasions. Immensely powerful and utterly devastating on the battlefield, Metagross are physical nightmares capable of reducing most other opponents to dust with their tremendous power and monstrous Meteor Mash attack. If you're unlucky enough to have to fight one of these beasts, make sure that you bring the best special attacks you can muster; if you try to attack with any sort of physical attacks, the only thing you'll get for your efforts is a star-studded punch guaranteed to sending you flying to the stars!Metagross Report in Profiles More Like This
Much as Metang are made from two Beldum, Metagross are made when either a single Metang obtains enough energy to replicate itself and fuse the copies or when two Metang manually fuse together. This grants Metagross a total of four individual brains linked together by synchro
Riolu ReportRiolu (the Emanation Pokémon) is a rare Fighting-type Pokémon found among grassy fields and mountainous terrain within the Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. Though they might be unable to harness the power of aura like their evolved form, Riolu are powerful creatures that can certainly put up one heck of a fight despite their small size. Besides, if you are among the few humans alive that can actually read auras, then starting out with one of these little creatures might not be a bad choice; at least that way you'll be able to teach them instead of the other way around!Riolu Report in Profiles More Like This
Although they are still quite young, Riolu have the innate ability to see and interpret the aura given off by life forms and will use this more often than their normal eyesight to see the world around them. In particular, Riolu are able to see the emotions given off by others in the form of aura waves which, oddly enough, actually consist of the electromagnetic waves given off by the brains of other life forms.
Flygon ReportFlygon (the Mystic Pokémon) is a rare Ground/Dragon-type Pokémon found among desert areas within the Hoenn, Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Sinnoh region on rare occasions. Revered among Dragon-types for their elegance and beauty, Flygon are dangerous creatures that can whip up dangerous sandstorms whenever they fly across sand or dirt, in turn making them an abrasive and visual hazard on almost any battlefield. Be wary of these creatures when in battle and don't underestimate them for a second; their physical attack strength might only be equal to that of Trapinch, but their other combat abilities will literally blow you away if you're not careful!Flygon Report in Profiles More Like This
Flygon are essentially the fully developed form of the 'larva' Vibrava and have both enhanced stats and access to a noticeably greater assortment of attacks. Possessing fully-formed wings, Flygon are able to fly great distances and engage in combat while still in the air, providing a major advantage against most opponents o
Pokeumans Chapter 13Reggie and I continued past my hometown and into the night. The GPS allowed us to find the area of the third gem quickly enough, but it was too dark to continue the hunt, as it was almost midnight. We had already made it to the abandoned campsites, so we parked the car, built a small fire, and settled in. The ground was dry enough, the storm blowing over a few hours ago.Pokeumans Chapter 13 in General Fiction More Like This
"Man, I'm getting really stressed out over this gem hunt thing," I said, leaning my head against a tree, "I'm still aching from when I hit the pavement earlier."
Reggie thought for a minute. "I have an idea," he said, taking off his ring and turning into his Grovyle form again.
"What are you doing?" I asked, surprised, looking around as quickly as I could. If Reggie was caught, we'd both be dead.
"Are you sure it's safe?"
"It'll be fine Brandon, according to the minion tracker app; there are no Pokéxtinction minions anywhere within twenty miles of our campsite. I'll be right back."
Reggie went off into the woods,
Pokeumans Chapter 12Val took us back to the harbor, just several streets away from the car.Pokeumans Chapter 12 in General Fiction More Like This
"Why don't you come with us Val? It'll be like old times," said Reggie.
The human Tangrowth sighed. "I would love to Reggie, but, I've settled in now. I have a girlfriend, and a job. I can't just drop everything and go on an adventure. My PRT days are over man, but, if you ever need anymore support, I'll do anything I can."
Reggie walked over and the two pounded fists and then gave each other a bro hug.
"Take care of the kid, he has a lot of potential," whispered Val, though I was able to hear him thanks to my heightened hearing.
"See ya man, good luck with your life," said Reggie.
With that, we turned around and started walking for the car.
Within thirty minutes, we were back on the road back to Long Island.
"Okay, once we get to a secure area, check the map for the next gem," said Reggie.
I nodded and dug through the backpack, pulling out the gem. It was so weird, when I took the gem out, the energy radiated stro
Pokeumans Chapter 3"Brandon, you are more special than you know," said the strange voice. I didn't know where exactly I was or where the voice was coming from. I noticed I was human again. "What do you mean?" I asked. "You possess a great power," the voice said, "A power that will cause you to suffer a great loss but will help you to gain as much. Remember, you are more special than you know " "Wait!" I shouted, "What do you-," Suddenly there was a huge flash of bright light and I opened my eyes to the crystal ceiling of my room as a Lucario again. I slowly sat up and rubbed my eyes. It was dark and Mike and Starr were still asleep. I quietly jumped down from my bed and over to the computer. I turned it on, went on the Internet to Google. I typed in "Pokéumans" in the search box and clicked. I got this.Pokeumans Chapter 3 in Fan Fiction More Like This
Your search Pokéumans did not match any documents.
Did you mean to search for Pokémon?
"Brandon, what are you doing?" I spun around to see S
Pokeumans Chapter 7The door closed behind me. "This is it Brandon," I said to myself, "This is your chance to prove yourself. You've trained hard for this day. Now let's rock and roll!" I looked up. I was in a big room with four gold doors numbered 1 to 4. Each had a lock on it. I noticed the bottom of the handle of the key I was holding felt funny. I turned it over to see a big number 1. I remembered Reggie had said the first challenger was easy, but he was an experienced battler. I walked over to the first door and jammed the huge key into the lock and turned the key. The key stuck in the door, and it slowly slid open. I triumphantly stepped through the door to challenge the first of the Elite Four, and gasped when I saw my opponent.Pokeumans Chapter 7 in General Fiction More Like This
It was a Snorlax, a BIG Snorlax. He was on his back on a giant cushion, snoring like a bear. I stifled a small laugh. This was my opponent? I had a major advantage against him, but still they wouldn't have let him in the Elite Four if he was a pushover. Then a thought came
Pokeumans Chapter 9The world became bright again and I fell about a foot or two from the air and landed on the grass on my back. "Well that was more powerful than when Mike teleports me " I moaned. The five of us had made it. We were in the tall grass a few feet away from a massive building. The sign said "Environmental Testing Facility" but it was a Pokéxtinction base. I just knew it. Nathan flapped his wings and preened himself, Starr sat up and rubbed her head, Cameron yawned for a second and Sakato stood and got into running position. My watch beeped. I pressed the little button on it and a holographic Asula appeared. "Brandon, did your party make it?" I nodded, "Yeah, we made it." Asula nodded, "Good, now use the holographic map to find a way inside the base. Remember, your job is to create a distraction while the B-team finds the Gemstone Files. Do not attempt to call us, for Pokéxtinction can trace the transmission back to us. We will call you in an hour once we are able to temporarPokeumans Chapter 9 in General Fiction More Like This
Pokeumans Chapter 11We drove through the forest, not really saying anything to each other. Reggie and I had a big mission to do and nothing as going to stop us from completing our goal. Bored, I searched through the backpack. Inside contained a travel guide of New York, some bottles of water, and the special watch I wore when I infiltrated the Pokéxtinction base to rescue Conner and Ryan. Excitedly, I put it on.Pokeumans Chapter 11 in General Fiction More Like This
"Don't use that when we're in populated areas," said Reggie, "Pokéxtinctionists can pick up signals that transfer to Pokéuman bases and track us down. Be careful."
I nodded, "I understand."
Eventually we pulled out of the forest and made it onto the main highway. We were 50 miles to the big city, and it was going to be a long trip.
"Maybe you should get some rest, we're going to be walking for a while," said Reggie, keeping his eyes on the road. Nodding, I leaned back on the seat and closed my eyes; I'm one of those people who sleeps on car trips.
I found myself on a train back in m
Pokeumans Chapter 6 Part 1Asula raised one of her "eyebrows." "Brandon, are you sure you want to do this?" I nodded. Asula sighed, "The Elite Four is the hardest challenge here. No one has taken them all down even since the newest member joined." I nodded, "The Green Dragon right?" Asula nodded her head slightly. She looked at one of the clocks on the wall, "Brandon, it's getting late, you should head back. You should sleep on your decision and report back to me tomorrow." I nodded, "Good night Ms. Asula," I said and exited the office. I yawned and continued my way back to my room. I didn't run into any hall monitors, and I made it safely back to my room.Pokeumans Chapter 6 Part 1 in General Fiction More Like This
Mike was stoned (literary) in bed and dead asleep. Starr was in bed reading a book as usual. "What did Asula want to talk to you about?" asked Starr. "Well," I said plainly, "I'm going to challenge the Elite Four." Starr gasped and dropped her book. "But Brandon, the mission is in two and a half weeks, there's just no way you can gain enough experience to
Pokeumans Chapter 10.5Leaving the whole scene, I quickly retreated to my room, where I filled Starr and Mike out on the details. It was all so sudden and shocking. We stayed up most of the night and talked about it before retreating to our beds. The whole night, I was unable to sleep. I was worried truly worried. Mr. X wanted to get rid of the Energy Channelers. That's why when my kidnapping wasn't successful, he sent Mindy to frame me. That's why he sent the loved ones of our friends to the nearest Pokéxtinction base, it was his chance to lure me in and capture me. But if he wanted to get rid of me so badly why didn't he stay and fight during our confrontation? It was all very strange. I tossed and turned in bed for hours, until I got up and started watching TV before passing out sometime at around 4AM.Pokeumans Chapter 10.5 in General Fiction More Like This
I was awoken to Mike gently shaking me. Groggily, I rubbed my eyes (before remembering about my paw spikes) and sat up. Starr was beside the door.
"Brandon, uh, the commander wants to sp
Pokeumans Chapter 4It was a dark and stormy night. Well, I don't really know if it was stormy, because I was in a secret underground Pokéuman base (if you don't know what the Pokéumans are by now, you should just stop now and read another story.) Like I was saying, it was a dark, possibly stormy night, the night Mindy arrived.Pokeumans Chapter 4 in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Lopunny was put on a stretcher and carted away. Asula came over to the Rhydon and a Sandslash, "Where did you find her?" she asked. "We found her running a few miles outside of an area where we believe there is a Pokéxtinction base with many minions chasing her," said the Sandslash. "We were barely able to hold them off," replied the Rhydon. Asula nodded, "David and Lenny, you did an excellent job; you have both been promoted to the Junior Elite Rescue Troop. Congratulations to the both of you!" Both of them nodded and high-fived each other and then headed of to their dorms. Asula waved one of her robotic arms, "All of you, off to bed!" The rest of the Pok
Pokeumans Chapter 14I couldn't think. My thoughts were cloudy and tears ran down my face. "I-I have to make it back. I have to…"Pokeumans Chapter 14 in General Fiction More Like This
I was carrying Reggie's body in my arms, and I just kept walking. I wasn't controlling my legs; my body was completely numb. I felt disconnected…like my spirit was watching over myself. As I made it to the boulder, I realized the cruel irony of the situation. The day I arrived, I passed out, and Reggie carried me inside the base. Now it was I who was carrying him back to the base. I pressed my paw on it, and the secret elevator opened. As the elevator went down, I felt nothing. Not sadness, not anger, not guilt, just…nothing.
The doors opened, and small crowds consisting of all of my friends, the Big 4 of the PRT, as well as other Pokéumans I didn’t recognize, I’m guessing were Reggie’s friends, were in the grand hallway, cheering for me. I saw the blue banner, waving above their heads, mocking me.
"Welcome home Brandon and Reggie!"
Throne of Aura - Lucario TF"Norven! Get yourself out of that bed! You've got school, mister!"Throne of Aura - Lucario TF in Short Stories More Like This
Arceus, I hated when my father had to wake me up every morning. It was like living in a prison cell with only one way out, and that was when I had school. Every morning, it was like this, and every morning, I wished my life would change.
But little did I know that something miraculous would happen.
After getting myself ready for the day, I packed up my things and went to my car. All the while, I thought of what life would be like outside of Romania. What would I do? Where would I go?
While driving along the streets of my hometown of Arad, looking for my school, I heard voices.
Young Norven. Come to the forest.
The forest? There weren't any thick forests in my area. Perhaps it was just a figment of my imagina
Wait Mures Floodplain!!! Why didn't I think if that earlier?
Then another t
Guardian of Aura Part 3Green Hill Park: so huge you could take about 500 Foley Stadiums and put them all into the total area of the park. So huge even many of the big activities are up on this huge mountain, such as golf, fishing, etc.Guardian of Aura Part 3 in Short Stories More Like This
So much a Lucario CAN'T do in time.
At just the right moment, I take a left off of Route 70 and up the hill toward the entrance to the park. The hill is so steep, yet I still maintain my speed.
To get a good view of the park, I directed my body towards the highest point in the park and kept going until I got there. It was not a bad view, but if I leapt high enough, I could see more.
My initial thought was that Ryan and Peter may have already killed Laura. However, I was wrong the moment I used my aura vision. I could see 3 figures in the distance. 2 of them were on the ground, one of them shaking, while the other was on his feet, with a gun directed at the shaking figure. I could immediately gu
Guardian of Aura Part 2The feeling of running had all of a sudden become so different. Comparing myself before my change, I had gained enough energy to accelerate myself to speeds of around 90 mph. I might have gone fasterGuardian of Aura Part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
The route to Elm Park for me was easy: upon reaching the end of Route 70, I leap to the right, onto Route 9. It wasn't very hard to find; it took me almost 5 minutes to even get there.
Luckily, no one saw me. I must have been a blur to them.
Upon reaching Elm Park, I start looking for Laura. There she was, about a few feet away from my position, sitting on one of the park benches on the Route 12 side.
I could have been able to see the whole Elm Park now that I have aura vision. The whole block extends for about a half-mile; the exact distance I'm limited to for a good view. The vision allows me to focus on one thing so it appears closer than it actually is. It was like I could predict something wa
Guardian of Aura Part 1My name is Cyrus, and THIS... is my story.Guardian of Aura Part 1 in Short Stories More Like This
You might look at me as one of those average day-to-day young adults. However, that average young adult has a secret: since as far as I can remember, fame has taken over much of my life. It doesn't matter where I am, school, work, or online, everyone seems to be talking about me behind my back.
How is this possible?
Well, I had this aspiration of becoming the best filmmaker in Worcester alone. When I started, I had expected to gain enough fame to be considered one of the best in the world. However, later I had realized that it would take much longer than I had expected. Thus, I have reduced my expectations over time until it became a municipal goal, which remains successful as of today.
Now, back to my life...
I have a girlfriend: Laura. When I first met her, we were just kids at the park who met regularly. Now that I finally reunited with her at Worcester Tech
A Wottery Bond - Dewott TFThe waters were flowing peacefully on the shores of Narragansett. The wind felt very calm to the touch. The beach seemed very empty, except for a few seagulls here and there. Plus, one other creature. A human.A Wottery Bond - Dewott TF in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
John walked silently on the shoreline, with thoughts in his head. To him, the calm beach air made him feel relaxed, and at peace.
"Nice and peaceful today..." He said to himself, smiling softly as his gaze turned towards the ocean, the waves gently crashing against the sandy shore. "Makes me feel like I'm right at home."
In his early twenties, John seemed smart for his age. He always wore glasses, despite the fact that he could see fine without them. He was rarely ever seen with his navy New England Revolution hoodie, which he wore today. But the most amazing thing about him is that he gets friendly with other animals and creatures around him. And he can understand them
Loose Skin - Scrafty TFWhen is my life going to get any better?Loose Skin - Scrafty TF in Short Stories More Like This
In a split second, I went from a good friend to the guy no one wants to be around. I had lost all my friends in the course of a week, and now I have no one left. Besides my parents, who love and care for me so much, no one seemed to care for me.
But the question I now face is: will anyone ever be my friend?
That question was later answered.
Today, I was involved in the worst chat of my life. And it was between me and my friend:
Friend: You just don't get it, do you?
Me: Neither do you. Why do you protect him?
Friend: Why don't you just leave it at that? You're nothing to me now. Just stay away from me and my friends.
Friend: That's right. Go cry to your loving parents. Tell them all about your little drama. They'll know how much of an asshole you are.
This chat made me eternally sad. Who's gonna be my friend now?
That Faithful Day (Pokeuman Fanfic Chapter 1)“I can’t tell what’s even happening to me… somebody please explain!”That Faithful Day (Pokeuman Fanfic Chapter 1) in General Fiction More Like This
“Ahh… it has awakened. Prepare for a new life.”
“What? Is this real? I can’t… imagine it truly becoming real…”
“Embrace it… for you must hurry. They are after you…”
I woke up after a strange dream. Profusely sweating, I get up out of my bed. I was wearing long pajamas and a simple t-shirt. My hair was in an untidy fashion, as I moved from my bedroom to the bathroom. I turned on the shower, and let the water get warm. I moved back to in front of the sink in the bathroom, and I turned on the faucet, splashing water onto my face. I stare back at my 16 year old body.
“Alex, hurry up! We’re going to be late for school!” Tommy cried out. Tommy was my younger brother. At 12 years old, he could be still a little thorn in my side. I never tried to give him a hard time, but when he annoyed me, I had no c
That Faithful Day (Pokeuman Fanfic Chapter 2)She opened a trap door down into an abandoned tunnel.That Faithful Day (Pokeuman Fanfic Chapter 2) in General Fiction More Like This
“Where are we?” I said.
“We are in an abandoned tunnel. From here, I can get you to a place of safety. You guys just turned, didn’t you?”
“Turned? What are you talking about?”
I noticed myself glowing a tiny bit.
“Well, at least you’re starting to glow, that’s always good news for a Raichu.” She said.
“I’m a Raichu? Well, that does explain why I gave that person a shock earlier. My static is rubbing off of everything. All I exhibit is some orange skin and some faint glowing, how do you know I’m a Raichu?” I said.
“I’ve seen a lot of pokeumans in my day. I’m just glad I managed to get you two to safety.” The barista said.
“Pokeumans? Like humans that are pokemon?” Tommy said.
“Yes. You exhibit a genome that has been carried down for many generations, as far back to the beginnings of civilization.”
Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base - UpdatedIn lieu of the (in)famous Skippy’s List (of things you cannot do in the US Army).Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base - Updated in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Just to make this clear: This is not a serious post. This is for laughs and humour. Do not take it as an actual guide.
This post is split into three sections: Character Specific, PRT Style and General. While the character specific section contains some examples with characters from the original Pokeumans series, if you don’t recognise the characters it mentions feel free to skip to the sections after it.
- Cameron Stevens is not allowed to taunt his companions about being the only fully evolved Pokeuman in their group.
- Jack is not allowed to invent anything smarter than he is.
- Danny is not allowed to quote the ‘I swear when I evolve I’m going to kill you all’ meme.
- Stuart Gordon is not God’s gift to women.
- Max is not allowed to complain that a ten-year-old girl has a higher rank than he does.
- Starting a betting pool on how long Camer
Fighting Talk: A-KWell, after all this time, here it is! The huge project has finally reached completion, and I am pleased to present this post, so big we had to split it into several sections! Taking over 30 characters from across the group and seeing what comments they offer each other on beating them in battle, please, read and enjoy!Fighting Talk: A-K in Short Stories More Like This
A couple of short things first:
- I have attempted to keep this as spoiler-free as possible. Part of that is that characters on this list who die in their series are written as if they are still alive.
- I did my best to represent characters accurately, but if you have any issues with anything in this post let me know, by comment or anything.
- Moe’s sections are from before Chapter 16 of Well-Grounded Confidence.
And now, with no further ado, enjoy:
Avery: (Toasty, Here We Go Again)
Victory vs Brandon: So what's this ability I heard you had? You can regain your energy? I kind of wish I had that…
Victory vs Brenna
Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed HerBeep Beep Beep Beep!Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her in Short Stories More Like This
Morning already? I thought, only half awake. Is there even school today? I climb out of my bed. I look at my calendar.
Wait a sec... It's the holidays! Why is my alarm going off?!
My father suddenly peeked into room, all dressed for work.
“ Why did your alarm go off?” he asked. I shrugged.
“ Well, I'm off to work. Have fun.” He left. I pulled myself out of my comfy bed and turned to my full body mirror. I stared at my brown hair. I've never really liked my hair colour. I've always wanted to have either a reddish or light blonde. Not yellow blonde but... Ninetales blonde. Speaking of Pokemon, it's the holidays and that means I have time to play my Pokemon games! I'm a big Pokemon fan and Pokemon X is calling to me. I brush my hair, get dressed, eat breakfast, brush my teeth and grab my 3DS and sit down on my bed. I played it for a while before deciding to change games. As I reach for my game case my br
Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 4Day six.Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 4 in Short Stories More Like This
There it is! The only bend in the stream! In other words, the place I've been making my way towards since I left.
“ Hell Yeah!” I cheer. I plopped down on to the ground and sat down. Using the ring, I called the nearest Pokeuman base. I can't explain how. It's too confusing.
Now to wait...
I began to cry again. Except, this time, I was crying tears of joy. My stomach growled but I didn't care, soon another Pokeuman would be here!
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, wait- Is that a car. In pure panic, I put on the ring. Car headlights illuminated me. I jumped up with nowhere to run.
Had Pokextiction found me?
A girl about 20 stepped out the car. Instead of pulling out a can, she looked at my ring and took of hers. A servine walked up to me and asked,
“ Are you the one who called?”
I nodded. With a smile she put the ring back on.
“ Well then, let's go!” She opened the car door for me. &
Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 3The ring my mother always wore! I have always adored it! As I picked it up, tears began to fall.Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 3 in Short Stories More Like This
Did you make it? I asked her. The silence began to deafen me. I attempted to dry my tears. I failed.
After a while of just staring, I put the ring on. I looked in the mirror, to see that my hair had gone back to it's normal brown. Slowly walking down the stairs, I looked around, not wanting to forget a single detail of my last moments here. I looked at the painting. The painting had been there my whole life. All my friends thought it was creepy. I liked it. It was a painting of a Ninetails, a Vulpix, a Cubone and a Marowak. My mother painted it. Atleast I now knew why she painted it. Passing through the living room, my eyes landed on the table in the middle. I knelt down and and opened the middle drawer. It had all the things I did in school.
I guess I'll never see my school again... A sad smile appeared on my face.
I guess I'll never see my friends again... I began to
Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 2I opened the box. In it were letters, all adressed to me. Then an even smaller box. I picked it up. It was fire red box with flame-like markings on it.Pokemon: The Flames That Consumed Her part 2 in Short Stories More Like This
Fire... The word echoed in my head.
I put the box down and picked up the first letter. On it was my name and the number 5.
Wait... They're numbered?
I dug through the box until I found the letter with the number 1 on it. I opened it. Half way through opening the letter I stopped. It had just hit me that all these letters had been writen seven years ago. Undisturbed. Until now. I contiued opening the letter.
“ Dear Trixy,
It will start soon. Before you read the rest of this letter go to ther secret place.”
The secret place? As in the tree in the garden that Mum and I hid things? Why go there? I decided to go any way. I hopped off my bed, taking one last glance at the fire red box. Pushing open my door, I made my way to the back door. The house was eerily silent. I slid open the door and stepped int
A Guiding Light (Blaziken Tf)Curse this stupid rain! It had put out his rather sorry looking fire made up of only a few twigs and bracken. Luke sighed, as green eyes dropped, no longer flickering in the light of flames. His campsite was ruined: his sleeping bag had been chewed by Zigzagoons, there were over a million Dustox bites on his skin from last night’s fitful sleep, he had no food or water and his only warmth, bar his now soggy hoodie and drenched jeans, had just fizzled to nothing. Running away from home hadn’t been a good idea. Then again, the alternative of staying with his family....yeah, definitely a no go area. Running away was the only option.A Guiding Light (Blaziken Tf) in General Fiction More Like This
He could have made a better hash of it though, surely. Luke stared up at the sky, letting the rain splash against his checks. He should have known that the route between Mauville and Fortree was usually peppered with water: going north to Laveridge or south to Slateport would have been better. He could have been basking near the heat of a volcano or
Let the anger burn (Typhlosion Tf)‘If its rage peaks, it becomes so hot that anything that touches it will instantly go up in flames.’ Gold PokedexLet the anger burn (Typhlosion Tf) in General Fiction More Like This
Crashes and bangs resounded from upstairs, with fortunately no one to hear it. Lamps lost their shades, books were torn to shreds and fists pounded on walls. Terry couldn’t help himself: it was the only way he could let out his emotion. Having banged his hands several times on the walls of his bedroom before they became numb, Terry finally managed to calm himself reasonably and look at the damage. His room was an utter mess. No, more than a mess: a bomb would have done less damage. He couldn’t stay here: his mother would order him out of the house permanently; unable to cope with his angry fits anymore. Terry had to do that first. Getting a small rucksack, he tossed a few clothes inside, ran downstairs and got some food from the cupboard and ran outside. He wasn’t going to cause his mother any more pain, he would do that by himself.
Terry had s
Wave: Epidemic (1)Wave: Epidemic (1) in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part 1: The Pokémon
Chapter 1: Wall Us Away
You know, Drew.
You're a little pain sometimes.
I love you to death though, and I want you to get back on your feet. I want you to wake up. I know you can do that for me, Drew. I saw you open your eyes.
I want you to take advantage of what's been given to you. You're no longer human. You're something so different. Use that. I promise it'll help.
Most importantly, I want you to fight back. Maybe you can't do it alone. That's okay. There will be friends along the way.
Don't let that bad person hurt you anymore, Drew. You have to fight him. Fight your way to the top. That should be nothing new to you. It's going to be a lot like that game you play!
We'll see each other again someday. Edge, I love you.
Sitting with my legs crossed, I pressed my palms into my knees, pushing them into the dusty cement. My back was hunched, eyes fixed on the ground before me. I felt heavy, and so did my eyelids. And my arms. And
Wave: Epidemic (2)Wave: Epidemic (2) in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part 1: The Pokémon
Chapter 2: Still Something to Lose
I said nothing about Travis. He was bound to face a night alone in the forest, only privileged to hear the sounds of crickets, toads, and the occasional scream from town as the authorities captured infected victims on the streets. We all had that last one. I gathered Travis himself was a part of it. He was lucky, though. He escaped. Now he'd be waiting for me every afternoon by the woodland bridge, so that I could feed him, keep him company, and maybe join him if things went to hell here, if they weren't already at that point. It seemed like the better idea. If I was going to get infected at all, making the change in safety rather than being wrangled up like a mad dog felt smart. I mean, if I did happen to morph and then get taken away, there was a chance I could see the Circle again. It was one of the stranger risks I could've taken.
In the quote unquote safety of my bedroom, I couldn't help but agonize over the ide