The Cookie MonsterThe Doctor does some maintenance on the Tardis, with unexpected side effects for Rose.The Cookie Monster in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What?!" she yelled from down the corridor.
"Where's my sonic screwdriver?"
"It's in your pocket!"
"I'm not wearing my pocket!"
"Huh?" Rose stuck her head into the Tardis console room and looked around. The Doctor was indeed not wearing his pockets. He was in his shirtsleeves, buried upside down halfway in the Tardis decking as he did something unexplainable to the Tardis. His hand waved vaguely in the direction of his coat and jacket which were thrown over the curved support nearest the door.
Rose rolled her eyes and went to get it for him. "Here." She slapped his screwdriver into his groping hand and crouched down trying to see what he was doing.
"Wonderful. Thank you." He twirled the screwdriver in his hand, took a firm grip, and whacked the butt of it against some recalcitrant piece of machinery above him. Something popped loose with a faint gonging sound. "Hold this for a minute."
GrandparentsWhat would happen if River Song accidentally ran into her grandparents?Grandparents in Sci-Fi More Like This
River knocked briskly on the door.
“Just a moment!” yelled a gruff, congenial voice from beyond the muffling wood. There was the sound of a shuffle, and some sharp, high pitched barks. “Back, Tipsy!” the voice ordered, not very authoritatively.
The door opened to reveal a balding, heavyset older man, her height, with merry brown eyes and comical flyaway eyebrows.
A tiny brown Chihuahua charged out of the door beside him and began bouncing excitedly around her feet.
“Tipsy! Down!” the man said in a harassed voice, bending over, trying to catch the excited little dog.
“It's all right,” she said, smiling at the comical scene, as the pudgy man fruitlessly snatched at the bouncing dog. He gave it up and stood.
“Sorry about that, she doesn't bite,” he assured her, a bit red faced, both from the bending and the embarrassment.
She looked down at the little
Sontaran Encounter - (11th Doctor/River/Jack)The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.Sontaran Encounter - (11th Doctor/River/Jack) in Sci-Fi More Like This
Jack shot at one of the bulky figures over the wooden barricade he was hiding behind. Blaster fire and grenades exploded all around him, peppering him with debris.
He ducked back behind his barricade and changed out the charge pack in his gun. A lanky man ran up, slipped in the shale, and joined him behind the barricade. The floppy haired individual stared up at him in shock.
"Jack! What are you doing here?" he said in a high pitched, surprised voice.
"Shooting people," Jack said, and took a couple of potshots over the barrier. "Who the hell are you?"
"Jack," the man said with a trace of hurt. "It's me."
"Gonna have to be more specific than that," Jack said, sighting down his gun. "I know a lot of me's."
"Oh, right, the face."
Jack's head whipped around at that. He scanned the man in front of him, young, pretty mouth, thick hair, wearing, good god, a bow tie and tweed. "Doctor?"
The man grinned.
Halloween Who: Knock KnockBe careful how you answer the door...Halloween Who: Knock Knock in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Doctor, there's someone knocking on the Tardis door!" Rose said.
The Doctor was lying under the Tardis console working on something, only his feet sticking up above the deckplates. "Well answer it. I'm a bit busy here. Ouch!" Sparks flew and Rose rolled her eyes.
They were parked in Cardiff again, so it should be safe. She pulled open the door.
A 6 foot tall, turtle headed monster stared back at her. He started to raise his hand. Rose slammed the door, heart palpitating. "Doctor!"
There was another knock at the door. A timid one, low down. Leerily, wishing the Tardis door had a peephole, Rose inched the door open. The Mox of Balhoon looked up at her. She slammed the door again. He was dead! And he was supposed to be 5,000,000,000 years in the future. What was happening? "Doctor, I think you'd better..."
There was a knock at the door. Totally against her better judgement she opened the door. An incredibly skinny Dalek star
Guard DutyWhat would it be like to be a guard at Stormcage, guarding River Song?Guard Duty in Sci-Fi More Like This
He walked by the cell on his rounds, down the deserted corridor, in this otherwise deserted block. There was only one prisoner.
And there she was, sitting in her cell, surrounded by books and tomes, taking handwritten notes on a tablet of paper. There weren’t many people who could do that anymore. She looked up briefly and smiled at him. “Jeremy,” she acknowledged.
He didn’t realize he’d given her the honorific. There were plenty of other “professionals” among the prisoners of Stormcage. Many very very smart people. And the books and tomes were no surprise, Stormcage had a humanitarian policy, and reading and study materials were available to all. The prison library would even send out for specific works. Many of the prisoners published papers and treatise from their cells.
But none of them warranted the honorific. No matter how many letters th
Banquet of RichesA temporal anomaly has left River stuck with the Doctor. All 11 of him. "How's a girl supposed to resist?"Banquet of Riches in Sci-Fi More Like This
River looked around her and her eyes got brighter and brighter.
It hadn’t been her fault this time, and she was doing her best to help fix it. They’d linked up the ships into a recursive stasis loop. All they had to do was surround the black hole and force it backward in time to just before its creation, then seal it off.
It was only a little black hole, but, by definition, they all were at heart.
The problem was the engineers. They were working together, but they couldn’t stop arguing.
The burly older one with the amazing white hair and magnificent physique, was arguing with a shorter, extremely energetic one in checkered pants. That cute little powder-keg over there was poking his umbrella at a much larger, deliciously teddy-bearish one who was waving his arms in wide remonstration, his colorful attire speaking of a self-confidence that had delightful po
Fixed PointsWhen the Doctor first met River he didn't know everything about her. (Library Fix-it.)Fixed Points in Sci-Fi More Like This
She was crying, she couldn't help it. This was going to hurt him so much, and to think, that all the time she'd known him, he'd always had this running through the back of his head.
She wired together the last of the connections, the countdown running down beside her. Him handcuffed to the pipe at her feet.
He was begging her not to do this. Her Doctor. Begging. But she had to. She couldn't rewrite time, she wouldn't. This had to happen. It was a fixed point.
But she knew a little about fixed points.
"Hush now," she said, a tear tracking down her cheek. She was so sorry. "Spoilers."
The countdown reached zero. She pressed the two connectors together. There was a blinding flash of light.
She knew a little about fixed points. But he didn't know about the vortex manipulator strapped to her arm under her spacesuit.
She stumbled a bit as she materialized aboard the Tardis. The
Senior MomentRiver Song meets Wilfred Mott.Senior Moment in Sci-Fi More Like This
Wilf was having a cup of tea at the Senior Center while Donna and Sylvia shopped for clothes. He waved at a couple of friends.
Suddenly there was a ruffle of attention across the room. He turned to look and saw a truly gorgeous woman standing in the doorway. As she sauntered in, every male head in the room swiveled to watch her.
Strong, poised, confident, with a head of riotous curls and a body to make a man gnaw his own foot off. She looked to be in her forties. Wilf sighed, if only he was a decade younger...
She weaved her way athletically through the crowd. She came to stand by his table. He looked up in surprise.
"May I sit down?" she asked in a deep throaty voice that put him in mind of 1940's film stars.
He waved a hand in invitation, mute. Knowing he was the focus of every envious male eye in the room, he sat up straighter, proud, and tried not to look as tongue tied as he felt. Beautiful woman always did that to him.
She placed herself eleg
Grow Old With Me "Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."Grow Old With Me in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was in her bath robe. The Doctor squinted at her, no, she was in Amy's bath robe. He felt his hearts squeeze, but also a wry smile lift his mouth. River would never own anything as dowdy as a threadbare fluffy pink bathrobe.
She was wearing her mother's robe. The Doctor's throat closed up. She was coming out of the bathroom, halfway down the hallway. Her hair had that extra bounciness it got just after she'd washed it, when it wasn't quite dry yet. And she was moving like an old woman, as if her very bones hurt.
He ran down the hall and scooped her up in a huge hug. She squeaked in surprise. His hearts were suddenly hurting, but not for the Ponds. For River. How could she think he'd care how old she got? Why would she think she needed to hide any injury or imperfection from him.
Didn't she understand how much he loved her?
"River." He hid his face in her curls, cool against his cheeks. He squeezed her as tightly
Special Occasions(11th Doctor, River Song)Special Occasions in Romance More Like This
There's always time for a special occasion. And the Doctor has planned one for River.
The Doctor and River stood, bundled up, in the doorway of the Tardis looking out on the pristine snowy landscape. Mountains reigned in the distance, a shadowy presence beyond the lazily falling snow. A wide, pine studded valley opened up at their feet, the river rimmed with ice.
The air was soft and silent, only the crackle of the fireplace behind them punctuating the stillness.
The Doctor had picked her up from Stormcage and taken her skiing. She hadn't been skiing in ages, and she was frankly surprised he could do it. She was the one who'd ended up tangled and rolling. He'd had to dig her out of a snowdrift. She'd loved it.
He'd even reconfigured one of the rooms in the Tardis into a snug little chalet for them. Redwood paneled walls, plush carpet, and a sunken fireplace in the middle. The room opened directly to the outside. So they'd stumbled back in, laughing, cak
Thor 2011Thor 2011 in Profiles More Like This
I got to give this
4 stars for Acting
3 stars for story
4 stars for fx
Now i got to say the main actor got out done by
Anthony Hopkins that plays Odin and Tom Hiddleston
i got to say i love the cameo of hawkeye and Thor getting ran over by the girl twice and stun gunned
Anthony Hopkins is very hard for him to not out act others due to he very very good when he did the Hannibal movies every one that work on the movies but him had to go see a pysh. doctor cause Hopkins was wicked at his acting lol.
this is a very nice movie and is a must to go see
Real SteelReal Steel in Profiles More Like This
Real Steel Release Date: Oct 07, 2011
Rated: [Rated pg-13] Some violence, intense action and brief language
Runtime: 2 hr. 7 min.
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
as Charlie Kenton
as Bailey Tallet
as Aunt Debra
as Tak Mashido
as Farra Lemkova
as Little Sister
This movie is a great robot movie and it doesn't have the world's fate hanging in the balance on the out come for once. lol
I give this
5 stars for Story
3 stars for acting
3 stars for Fx
this is a must have for boxers and fans of boxing
Best acting in the movie goes to Dakota
Conan the Barbarian 2011Conan the Barbarian 2011 in Profiles More Like This
Release Date: Aug 19, 2011 RealD 3D
Rated: [Rated r] Strong bloody violence, some sexuality and nudity
i going to give this
5 for acting
4 for fx
4 for story
i love this remake my fave. part in the movie is young Conan beheading the enemy to show he was more then ready to earn adulthood
some actors/actress did stand out in this movie
Jason Momoa as Conan
Ron Perlman as Conan's Dad
Rose McGowan as Marique
Thor: Tales of AsgardThor: Tales of Asgard in Profiles More Like This
Thor: Tales of Asgard
direct-to-video animated film
Acting gets 5 stars
spea Fea 3 stars
Story gets 5 stars
fx gets 3 stars
Box Art 3 stars
The best voice acting for this film is Ron Halder as Algrim the dark elf
i like the how they tale a story of Thor and Loki and the Warriors three be fore they are the ones we all love to read about.
its a very nicely done film could use some more added stuff for the dvd i think
box art was a bit cheaply done
My fav part of the Show is the bar fight...
i think this is good movie to pick up to have
Harry Potter 7 pt2Harry Potter 7 pt2 in Profiles More Like This
Release Date: Jul 15, 2011 RealD 3D
Rated: [Rated pg-13] Some sequences of intense action violence and frightening images
Runtime: 2 hr. 5 min.
Genres: Action/Adventure, Family, Sci-Fi/Fantasy
i Give this one
4 stars for acting
4 for the story
4 for the fx
Those who did great in this movie was
Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva Mcgonagall
Alan Rickman as Severus Snape
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
i got to say this was a nice ride of a movie series sad to see this end
my fave. part was when Professor Minerva Mcgonagall call up the statues to life to defend Hogwarts
When You're GoneApologies are often open ended,When You're Gone in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
If you don't mean it.
You want to say it before you don't have the time.
Somewhere out there,
He's watching me.
Somewhere out there,
You're telling me it's alright.
But it's not
Because when you're gone,
And I'm watching you go.
Where you're gone,
And I'm left here all alone.
When you're gone
And they see,
There was nowhere else to be
But with you.
I didn't get to say-
I still whisper into the air at night,
Though you're not there.
I need you next to me but never again, no~
If I could it take it all back,
I'd do it over again.
Turn it all around
Someone needs to hold me back.
Don't say it's alright,
Because it's not.
To take it away.
In from the rain.
And I'll say:
"Here I am,
Standing alone in this rain."
All that I am is here to say.
The only thing I'm missing is you.
Because when you're gone,
You said everything was gonna be OK.
When you're gone,
Nothing's ever gonna be th
The Fall of SpringIn the 21st century, spring was a time of rebirth. The sun came up from the skies, the wind would rise. The flowers would bloom again and the trees would bud. It was as if all around the world, the biological clock of nature and humans said, "it's time!"The Fall of Spring in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jack, however, never once understood this concept. The whole "spring feel" was as alien to him as a Dalek or a Slitheen. He could barely remember a day in his long lived life that was a happy, worry-free spring day. First it was waiting in fear of invaders on their Boeshane Peninsula. Then came the terrorizing attack in which he lost Gray. Somewhere down the line, Jack found out that first time he'd died had been in the springtime. And the last time was when he left Earth for good.
Spring. What was that but a name for a period of time? It was truly and surely a misnomer. Fall, on the other hand, it meant everything. Dying. The leaves, the trees, the flowers, the weather. His heart. After all, September 2009 of the 456 was in the
When We SayWhen We Say in Fan Fiction More Like This
You see, the difference between a virus and a toxin is that the virus eventually will kill you. It goes without saying that the toxin will eventually kill you too, because obviously, it's still toxic. But if it's Aenidiea K78 then that's a whole other story.
Of course, when you're gassing an entire population of people in a building to death, you tend to skip the details. Virus sounds a lot deadlier than toxin doesn't it? Fast-acting viruses cause even more of a commotion. If you're an invading alien, you usually don't explain that there's a cure, a sliver of hope.
Aenidiea K78 is a compound that puts the contaminated into a death-like state. It attacks the nervous system, starting with the brain stem. Then it spreads and targets the neurons, paralyzing the axons. The brain slows down, and the messages sent slow down as well. Eventually, the heart beats extremely slow. The pulse is impossible to feel. But somehow… somehow you're still alive. The chemical in the
Good-byeMain Entry: goodbyeGood-bye in Fan Fiction More Like This
Variants: goodbye, good-by
Etymology: alteration of godbwye meaning God be with you
Date: circa 1580
What kind of word was goodbye? Goodbye. Good-bye. Good-bye. The "bye" part was understandable. It was a short statement of farewell. But the "good?" What was so good about "goodbye" when it was forever? These were the things Ianto Jones pondered about during the time in between the Hub exploding and Floor 13. Goodbye was, in Ianto's book, a one-word oxymoron.
That's why he never said it when he died.
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series4Because he's the Doctor. He's a Time Lord. He's from Gallifrey, in the constellation of Casterberus. He's 903 years old. He's the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion on the planet below.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series4 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because no one's got a problem with that.
Because he never changes.
Because Donna's got a hat box.
Because the fat just walked away.
Because he just wants A mate.
Because he is Spartacus. And so is she.
Because they're so not a couple.
Because he fought her off with a water pistol.
Because he got clever in Latin.
Because 'TARDIS, Time Lord, yeah!'
Because 'Donna, Human, no!'
Because they turned him into an Ood. Seriously.
Because every song must end.
Because at least they've got quality handcuffs.
Because, to an Ood, Donna looks single.
Because he came 'intruder window'.
Because it's not easy being clever.
Because of course he didn't turn Martha into a soldier.
Because the Doctor's a dumbo.
Because he's a great big outer space dunce.
Because he's also a praw
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3Because the Doctor's not from Mars.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3 in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because his pockets are dimensionally transcendental.
Because he tells the TARDIS to 'behave!'
Because Donna is a pencil inside a mug.
Because 'with this ring, I thee bio-damp'.
Because Donna's yell can be heard over the noise of the TARDIS engines.
Because everyone knows you should never let a man with a sonic screwdriver near the sound system.
Because Martha doesn't believe he's an alien.
Because Martha FINALLY believes he's an alien.
Because 'Judoon platoon on the moon.'
Because he looks daft with one shoe.
Because she called him 'Doctor'.
Because Rose's name keeps him fighting.
Because he does a lot of reading.
Because 'to be or not to be' is a bit pretentious.
Because Martha won't step on any butterflies.
Because The Doctor cried when he read book 7.
Because the Doctor's upset Queen Elizabeth.
Because 'the play's the thing'.
Because David Tennant appears in Hamlet 2 years later. Fantastic!
Because the Doctor is
Where Am I?I hate this place,Where Am I? in Free Verse More Like This
Yet I come here almost every day,
I am forced to do dull, monotonous tasks,
Yet am told I must smile while doing them,
While here I cannot be me,
I must show respect to those I have no respect for,
This place dictates my appearance,
The way I communicate is controlled,
While here I must follow the policy of this place,
Its 'mission statement' and rules,
I am expected to work while eating,
I must work hard at all times for the profit of someone better off than I,
While here I am forbidden from speaking to friends and family,
I must, however, speak confidently with those I hardly know,
I am privy to the deeds and affairs of others,
Yet must never speak of them,
I hate this place,
Yet I come here almost every day,
Though I do get to keep a minute amount,
Of that which I am allowed to take away,
Where am I?
HappyJust because I'm quiet,Happy in Free Verse More Like This
it doesn't mean I'm sad,
Just because I wear a frown,
it doesn't mean I'm mad,
A sigh can mean I'm satisfied,
and laughter can form tears,
I just want you to know,
when I spend time with you,
I'm the happiest I've been for years.
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101 in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
Doctor Who 1021. The Doctor always stays out of trouble.Doctor Who 102 in Humor More Like This
2. The Doctor does not look human, humans look Time-Lord.
3. He's the Doctor, he's worse than everybody's aunt.
4. The Doctor never interferes in the affairs of other people or planets, unless there's children crying.
5. Fish fingers with custard are a culinary delight.
6. The Doctor is most definitely a madman with a box.
7. Always trust the Doctor.
8. Even the Doctor makes a mistake sometimes, that's what he needs his companions for. And of course because everyone needs some company.
9. The TARDIS is sexy.
10. Don't touch a cookie in the TARDIS, they are dangerous.
11. Compared to travelling with the Doctor, the London Blitz is a safe place to be.
12. The Eleventh Doctor has a way of having absolutely brilliant ideas, and then going about them all wrong.
13. Amy is awesome.
14. The new Daleks look like a bad version of the Power Rangers; they just got a few colours wrong.
15. Cracks in walls can be very dangerous.
16. The Doctor has p
Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
TorchwoodT is for Toshiko, a smart little cookie,Torchwood in Free Verse More Like This
O is for Owen who likes to have sex,
R is for Rift, Torchwood's main focus,
C is for Cardiff Torchwoods location,
H is for humerous, which is what Jack is to me,
W is for Wales where Torchwood be.
O is for odd, what Ianto is seems.
O is for nothing, just an intermission
D is for the Doctor, Jack's obsession
We are Torchwood, if its alien, its ours.
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
The whovian alphabetA is for Angel you freeze with your eyeThe whovian alphabet in Humor More Like This
B is for Box that the Doctor can fly
C is for Custard, a fish-finger treat
D is for Danger; you never retreat
E is for Explosion; a good time to run
F is for Friendship- always good fun
G is for golf and for grassy golf balls
H is for Help when he answers our calls
I is for Ice cream, and that's always sad
J is for Jammy Dodger, which make daleks mad
K is for Kestrel, which things often aren't
L is for Leadworth; the upper part
M is for Manual he threw in a star
N is for New Earth; a bad place for a car
O is for Ood, living only to serve
P is for Pompeii that he couldn't preserve
Q is for Question that must not be asked
R is for Rassilon, who ruled in the past
S is for Sonic, which doesn't do wood
T is for Time Lord, who weren't always good
U is for U.N.I.T., protecting the earth
V is for Venus; best give it a wide berth
W is for Wibbly, the lever to use
X is for EXtra shielding; what a cruise ship could use
Y is for Yeti, fascinating to see