Twilight SkitNarrator-Twilight Skit in General Non-Fiction More Like This
One dreadful day Lestat, Dracula, and Louis. Went to see a movie called twilight because it was a movie about vampires.
When they got to there seats they were having a conversation about there last meal.
Lestat-That wasn't the best blood I've had, but then again what do you expect from a popcorn booth sales men.
Dracula-You know you could have saved some for me.
Louis-I told you to drink before we came here didn't I?
Dracula-Hush now the movie is on.
Narrator- When the movie came on and Bella was on the screen, Dracula, and Lestat went wild while Louis remained Content.
Dracula- God shes ugly.
Lestat- I wonder if she taste any good.
Dracula- Probably not, she looks rotten...I wouldn't stick my teeth in to something that gross looking, I think Id rather drink the blood of a dieing drunken man first.
Lestat- You do have a point, she also looks like god for got to give her a brain...I wonder if stupidly can spread...you know like a cold?
Dracula-I don't know if so I