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Genre: Drabbles (?)
Disclaimer: Tora and Saga are my respective lovers, even if I'm married to a woman and have twelve kids with her, we both use Tora and Saga's bed services. And Tora's cooking.
Author's note: Pure crack.
"What do you think ?"
Well, I think you really are gorgeous today, you got a nice shirt, cool pants and as usual, your sweet and pretty face."
"... I wasn't talking about me, but the song, Tora..."
"I need to pee."
"Well... Then go and pee."
"Not when you're here."
"What's wrong with pissing when I'm here ?"
"That's gross, you're my boyfriend and I have to behave like a princess when you're around."
"... Actually if I just needed to pee, I would have done it right when I wanted to."
"So what now ? Go peeing."
"I need to poo, too. And that's why I don't want you to hear."
"Stop that. Just stop that already