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10. He's a Hit with the Ladies
Duke Nukem has always been seen as the hero ready to rescue damsels in distress, though not with the politeness and charm that fairytales may have lead you to expect. He's in this rescuing game for one thing and one thing only, and generally he gets it.
9. He's Not Afraid of Anything
Duke Nukem is a badass, of that there is no doubt. But while this world is home to many badasses, few would be willing jump huge chasms, venture aboard alien space crafts and to take on beasts forty times their size. For our hero, this is all just a day's work.
8. He's been to the Moon and Back (and everywhere between)
After you've saved the world (over 12 times) the average day could seem pretty boring. Unless you're Duke Nukem, then your average day consists of