Ode to the ForumsOde to the Forums10 years ago in Scraps More Like This
I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.
'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.
Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
Start sucking up to all of them fast-
Watch the Blank Stares rolling on past.
So if you don't get eaten alive...
If somehow you manage to survive,
Deviant forums can entertain
while slowly driving you insane.