Minvader Poke..... What???Minvader Poke..... What???5 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Chapter #1 The First Chapter
You all know the story of Invader Zim of the Irken Army and you also know the story of Ash, Misty, and Brock. You probably also know a thing or two about Mario, Princess Peach, Luigi, and Princess Daisy. But you have never heard the story of how they all met. It all started when Gir lost his favorite rubber piggy "I LOVED DIDDED YOU PIGGY I LOVED DIDDED YOU!!"cried Gir. The toilet ratled and clanked as Zim came up from his labratory."I LOSTED MY PIGGY!!!!" Gir whined while running around the house. "Get out of my way Gir I must go destroy the Dib human!" Zim Exclaimed. "But my piggy..." Gir mumbled as Zim Left the house. All of the sudden Gir decided he had to go look for his piggy. "La la la la la! Piggy where are you?" Gir searched all around the city but could not find him so he finaly thought that maybe piggy left the city. Gir aproached the city limits with caution and fear but new if he would ever
A Heart That BreaksA heart that breaks will never seeA Heart That Breaks5 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The love and care it gets
From everyone it ever meets
And everyone it touched
No, it's blind with fury
Rage, pain, and sorrow
Oh, how I wish I could tell that heart
That not everything is bad
That people care
That we learn to live
So I shall wait
For that heart
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Traveler Chapter 1Traveler Chapter 13 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fluttershy sat in her house looking out into the garden. Small woodland creatures frolicked about as usual around a myriad of colorful flowers. It was the end of spring, and all the blooms were having their final hurrah. She sighed, she enjoyed these quiet moments in her house more than almost anything else. A cool breeze wafted in, it smelled pleasantly of spring. She inhaled deeply.
A large boom shattered the calm. Animals scattered in all directions to get away from it's source. Fluttershy looked around wildly in the confusion. Out of the sky a large blue something hurtled downwards.
She stared up in bewilderment before she realised where it was plummeting.
"Eeep!" she skidded backwards seconds before the thing crashed into the window, splintering the wood and sending various objects flying inwards. It was a blue box, above it the words "Police Public Call Box" sat in glowing letters. The double doors swung open. A brown stallion poked his head out.
101 ways to annoy shadowthis is for all of you shadow fans!101 ways to annoy shadow7 years ago in Humor More Like This
101 ways to annoy Shadow the Hedgehog. *
1.Call Maria a fat cow. (could get you killed)
2.Tally up on a piece of paper how many times in one year he says I am the ultimate life form then show it to him on new years day.
3.Shock him with a joy buzzer.
4.Make him play tea party with your sister, niece, or cousin.
5.brake his picture of Maria and graffiti on it with a sharpie marker.
6.Yell bleep every time he cusses.
7.Act like his mom and send him to the naughty chair every time he tries to do something desrtuctive.
8.Make his T.V. stuck on PBS so that he goes stir crazy.
9.Beat him at his own videogame.
10.Bring him to my school and make him sit through our history course.
11.Tell him that he got invited to the Kids Choice Awards and laugh when security kicks him out.
12.Tell him youll give him $130,000 if he kisses Amy, then if he does it have your fingers crossed.
13.Put paint in his shoes; blame it on Knuckles.
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Drill Boy Drabblings OneBrave Police J-Decker: 1 of .Until I run out of ideas~Drill Boy Drabblings One4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Blah" Normal Talk
-Blah- Comm. Link
Blah Thinking to Oneself or Emphasis you should be able to figure it out~
Drill Boy Drabbles 1
The noise was loud, heavy, well defined, and rang out clearly all through out the Deckerd Room. And everyone who knew the Brave Police, regardless of where they were when they heard this great shattering crash, knew exactly what was going on.
"Drill Boy!" McCrane scolded. "How many times? How many times have we asked, no told you 'do not play with your soccer ball indoors'?"
Drill Boy stood before McCrane and had the sense to look sheepish, if not embarrassed and obviously guilty. He stared down at his pedes and twiddled his thumbs together. "Twenty or thirty I guess."
"And yet you go and do it anyway?" McCrane shook his head in a gesture of defeat. "Boss, Dekkado-senpai, and Duke-san are on patrol. Gun Max and Toudou-san are going to be in t
if you were gayShadow: ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book. "broadway musicals of the 1940's"if you were gay7 years ago in Humor More Like This
no roommate to bother me... how can life get any better than this?
Sonic: Oh, hi shadow!
Shadow: hi, sonic...
Sonic: hey, shadow! you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!
this guy was smiling at me and talking to me...
Shadow: hmm, that's very interesting...
Sonic: he was bein' reeeeaaal friendly! and... I think he was coming onto me! I think he
might've thought I was gay...
Shadow: so, uh... why're you telling me this? why should I care? I don't care. what'd you
have for lunch today?
Sonic: but you don't have to get all defensive about it, shadow--
Shadow: I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!! why I should I care about some gay guy you met,
ok? I am trying to read.
Sonic: I didn't mean anything by it, shadow. I--I just think it's something that we should be
able to talk about.
Shadow: well I don't want to talk about it, sonic. this conversation is over.
Sonic: yeah, but shadow--
12 Days of Christmas 55. Family Prank: Brave Police J Decker PG Mild Swearing; Sequel to Mistletoe.12 Days of Christmas 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Deckerd Room, not long after new years. The occasional hangover still lingered, everyone's resolutions were still intact, and things were full of new promise and fresh dreams to strive towards!
And yet, Shadow Maru sulked alone in his room. He was still nursing a grudge about missing the precinct Christmas party because of his little 'prank'. Duke and Dekkado had over reacted, with great severity. Leaving the ninja-bot tied up in a closet until the party was over, and then 'ordering' him to say he was working if anyone asked about the multi-changer being absent later on.
Payback was necessary, with out question. Nothing too over the top, of course. Shadow Maru had no want to ruin his superiors' reputations. He just wanted to embarrass them. Luckily, Shadow Maru managed to save a copy of his picture before getting his camera taken away~
With a yawn and a stretch, Insp. Tomonaga Yuuta rolled out of b
For A FriendFor A Friend .For A Friend5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I find myself beginning to cry
Whenever he says her name.
Its seems no mater how much I try
Our friendship will stay the same.
He and her are as close as can be
While I am just off to the side.
He truly means the world to me
And to him I always confide.
His heart has been broken too many times
And here I stay to help it heal,
But to him shes like a golden chime
So unloved is how I feel.
All I want is for him to be happy.
So I smile when he proclaims his joy.
I have never once gotten snappy
Or made him an unhappy boy.
Maybe one day hell see,
its truly him I love.
I may not be as pretty as that girl
But deep down I am a dove.
MLP - PVS! Showtime Bits - Intrusion 1MLP - PVS! Showtime Bits - Intrusion 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You find yourself in the quiet lot behind the theatre where the Pony Variety Show! plays every sunday, following an anonymous tip. It seems that somepony sent you a message telling you to be here today, and apparently you're not the only one. Half a dozen others have shown up as well, whispering curiously about the nature of your secretive invitation.
You walk across the lot, trying to look inconspicuous as you pass by the Tardis, Doc's DeLorean, the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, a jet powered unicycle, and other assorted modes of transportation. The quiet hubbub of your conversation ebbs into silence as you arrive at the back door of the theatre.
For long moments, you're all left there feeling slightly silly. There should be something happening, yet nothing has occurred yet. Then, with a long, low creak, the door opens, revealing a yellow eyed changeling with a similarly colored patch of chitin along his stomach. It's Yellowbelly, one of the pranksters from the
Pichu furry tf hypnoses script=================Pichu furry tf hypnoses script6 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
Pichu Furry Transformation
This file is meant to transform you into a Pichu furry. A Pichu is a pre-evolved form of a Pikachu. This transformation will occur in a step-by-step process over a period of time, until you are able to see yourself transformed fully and easily. It is recommended that you do not completely rely on your subconscious at first, instead imagine the changes on your own. Doing so will allow the transformation to become more second-nature to you, thus in effect training your subconscious to eventually take control on its own.
OK, just make yourself comfortable now if you want to close your eyes, that's a good idea, but if you don't, that's fine too now you can just listen quietly to the sound of my voice and of course you'll be aware of all those other sounds, too . sounds inside the building, sounds from outside but these won't disturb you In fact t
people may hate me for thisChuck Norris made Shadow the hedgehog crypeople may hate me for this6 years ago in Humor More Like This
some say its because chuck proved shadow was the faker
others say it was due to a round house kick to his face, then his ballz, then his face again
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use chaos control, or go super Chuck he already is
the chaos emeralds are pieces of Chuck Norris constipated crap
Chuck Norris got Sonic to like Amy
A Tribute to Al BundyA Tribute to Al Bundy6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A Tribute to Al Bundy
There once was a man
Who sold only shoes
But his life would be filled
With a permanent case of the blues
His name was Al Bundy
A great athlete in high school
Not the smartest guy around
But certainly no fool
He had many achievements
4 touchdowns in 1 game
He had it all coming towards him
Women, fortune and fame
But little did he know
He only had so much luck
Something would come around the corner
Then Al would be fuc-
Peg Wanker was her name
A fruit from the south
Gigantic red hair
And a rather noisy mouth
Regardless of all that
She caught Als eye
And soon Als good life
Was just about to die
The high school sweethearts
Decided to get married
And it was then decided
Als life had been buried
Suddenly it all happened
Against Als will
But Pegs father was there
Hammered and ready to kill
Bad things would happen
If Al didnt marry the daughter
Among those terrible things
They all involved slaughter
And so it was finished
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
My Little Pony: Generations Are Magic Ch. 6Chapter 6: I Will Try To Fix YouMy Little Pony: Generations Are Magic Ch. 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Note: Copy and paste the included url to listen to the song.
Applejack was, to say the very least, completely and totally livid. There were a number of things that possibly could have caused this state. Perhaps it was that her only child had run off and found the one flankhole that she never wanted to see again. Perhaps it was because Twilight and Andy (mostly Andy) wouldn't let her buck the time-traveling idiot that planted the idea in Royal's head into next Thursday, even after she'd made the argument he was probably going to head there anyway.
Whatever the reason, Jackie Susan Apple was pissed. Off. And man, was she hankering to put Bucky McGillygutty and Kicks McGee to good use on somepony. Preferably a spoiled, obnoxious somepony that had a pristine white coat and was quite possibly the world's biggest narcissist.
Royal grinned nervously. "Eh-heh-heh... Howdy, Mama."
The mare turned to glare at
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 2After the Operation (8:11 P.M.)Shadow's Sleepover: Part 27 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shadow: Okay, we put blood, sweat, and tears into it, and I hope you like it.
Silver: I do too.
Sonic: (*holds up mirror for Silver to see himself*)
Meanwhile, a mile and a half away, a flock of birds fly away from a pond as they hear Silver scream.
Sonic: So, I take it that you dont like it?
Silver: Oh, no, I love it! Its so pretty! Thats why I screamed! ^-^
Silver: NO! How am I gonna get girls if my hair looks like someone ran a truck over it?!
Shadow: Oh, come on. Its not that bad! A-and cheer up! Itll grow back eventually.
Silver: Eventually? EVENTUALLY?! It took me fourteen years to get this hair the right density and length! Now its ruined! SHADOW! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Shadow: Eep (*runs away to kitchen where the girls are already eating their pizza*)
Silver: GET BACK HERE!! (*chases Shadow around kitchen table*)
Blaze: TT I have cookies.
Silver: O.O Cookies! ^-^
Please don't go...I love you.When will I see you again...Please don't go...I love you.6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Soon my darling....soon...
I wish I could stay in your arms forever...
When you're here with me it is forever...
No wait don't go...please don't go...I love you...
"Mr. Von Strangle we shouldn't interfere with her imagination. Cosmo and Wanda consider her apart of their lives for all eternity."
"Damn it! I shouldn't have learned last time when they were assigned to that TURNER KID!!! He almost killed her!"
"But sir that was after he turned 18. She went into a depression. More fairies are doing that. I think they shouldn't leave just beacuse a kid turns 18 it's a if you want them to..."
"Cosmo?,Wanda? you're alive I was told that you died! Poof too! How come I can remember you!"
"Timmy!! Timmy run! Go fast!"
"Karen? Denise? What's wrong!"
"TURNER!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!"
"He loved me or someone does..."
"Who are Cosmo, Wanda, Denise and Karen?"
"What will come out of this dream?"
"What will come
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 4Car: (*parks by Chaotixs house*)Shadow's Sleepover: Part 47 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cops: (*get out of car and run towards Shadow and friends*)
Silver: I didnt do it, I swear! (*puts hands up*)
Lady Cop: Lets get em, boyz!
Cops: (*runs past Shadow and friends and go to the Chaotixs front door and kick it down and run in*)
Shadow: What the-? (*confuzzled*)
Rouge: Oh, my God! Theyre going for the Chaotix, not us!
Espio: (*oh noes*)
Blaze: I knew itd happen some day. TT
Cop Lady: (*comes out front door with Vector in handcuffs*) Youre under arrest for disturbing the peace and vandalism!
Vector: Aww, crud. TT
Cop #1: (*brings out Charmy and looks at Lady Cop*) What about this one?
Charmy: You better watch out, Mister! I can sting you! And it hurts, lemme tell ya that! (*struggling in Cop #1s arms*)
Cop Lady: Hes too young to go to jail. Hmm (*looks around and spots Espio with Shadow and the others*) Ah! Mr. Chameleon! Will you please come here for a moment?
31 min: La Pesadilla de Sabine-Bien me ire a dormir.- dijo Bodoque levantandose del comedor despues de cenar31 min: La Pesadilla de Sabine1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
-Buenas noches papi.- dijo Sabine
-Buenas noches papá.- contesto Rabanin
-Te alcanzare en unos minutos.- le dijo Patana mientras recogia la mesa
Despues de varios minutos los niños se preparaban para irse a dormir mientras que su madre acostaba a sus otros dos hermanos bebes. Sabine agarro el telefono y marco un numero de alguien que se lo sabia de memoria
-Alo?.- dijo la voz en off
-Tio Tulio!!!!! Me contarias ese cuento que tanto me gusta? Ya voy a irme a dormir y....-
-Oh sobrina pero ya estoy muuuuy cansado como para contar historias y....- Tulio voz off
-Pero tio, sera rapido y me dormire enseguida, siiiiiii?.-
-Esta bien, solo si prometes dormir....Habia una vez una princesa llamada Cachirula, la princesa era muy buena y ayudaba a su padre en todo lo que podia, todos en el reino estaban felices de tener a una princesa tan buena y bonita. Su padre estaba orgulloso de su hi
Shadow's Sleepover4:47 P.M.Shadow's Sleepover7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rouge: (*sitting on a lawn chair in her backyard by her pool*) Ahh what a nice evening to relax
Rouge: Well, so much for that.
Shadow: (*comes running out back door and stands in front of Rouge*) W-why is th-that p-p-pink th-thing a-at ou-our front d-door?!
Shadow: You know, that girl thats obsessed with the faker. Amy Tulip? Amy Carnation?
Rouge: Amy Rose! ^-^
Shadow: Yeah, thats it. Oh, and that purple cat is there with her. Not the fat one, the skinny one. Fire? Flame?
Rouge: (*gasp*) And Blaze too! They must be here for the sleep-over! ^-^
Shadow: Sleep over? Whats that?
Rouge: TT Do not annoy me with stupid questions, Shadow. Here, Ill tell ya if you go and get them for me.
Shadow: ^-^ Okay! (*runs and gets Amy and Blaze*) (*comes back with Amy and Blaze*)
Rouge: 0.o TT What took ya?
Shadow: So! Whats a sleep-over?!
Amy: 0.o What?! Have you lived in a cave all your life?!
Shadow: If by
Drinking Game"Peter Piper pp p p…ah frag it!"Drinking Game9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Prowl entered the common room just in time to see Ratchet knock back a shot of energon and gesture to Wheeljack with a gruff "Your turn."
Curious, the tactician walked over to where the two were sitting in a small circle that included Jazz, Bluestreak and the twins. "Excuse me, but what is going on here?" The black and white asked curiously.
"Drinkin' game." Sideswipe answered brightly.
"It's a good 'un too." Jazz added. "Gotta say a tongue twister. Y' mess it up and y' gotta take a drink. Last mech standin' wins, literally."
"Why?" Prowl queried, head tilted slightly to one side.
"We fragged the 'cons this afternoon, we're all off duty and nobody's in Repair." Ratchet said. "Now, you gonna join in or let us get back to our game?" When Prowl moved to turn away, the medic added a sly "Or are you worried we'll beat you?"
If there was one thing that Prowl could not resist, it was a challenge. He nodded and took a chair from one of the other tables and join
El Caso De La Cocinera Pinkie Y La Sra. Diane PieEl Caso De La Cocinera Pinkie Y La Sra. Diane Pie2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hola amigos sean bienvenidos a la librería de Ponyville, mi nombre es Spike y esta noche les contaré una historia ideal para la celebración de la noche de la pesadilla, por favor tomen asiento alrededor de la chimenea y presten atención a este cuento tan extraño que espero disfruten.
El Extraño Caso De La Cocinera Pinkie
Y La Señora Diane Pie
Una noche tormentosa previa a la celebración de la pesadilla lunar,
La cocinera Pinkie se encontraba preparando una nueva receta familiar,
Usando ingredientes poco usuales mezclo leche, harina y huevos agregando una pizca de ajenjo con algo de azafrán,
Batió y batió hasta que la mezcla sin grumos dejó, poco después y siguiendo un consejo,
Agrego un ingrediente secreto, hiedra humorosa que muy bien nos embroma.
"¡Es deliciosa!" Derpy anunció, "sólo agrega azafrán para su mal cancelar," dijo en irreverente plan,
"¿Será verdad? La última vez grades problemas creó" pensaba,
Y dudando un poco, con la mezcla siguió y la bromista hiedra molida e
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS