40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Your Blood is Mine BobXBartYour Blood is Mine.Your Blood is Mine BobXBart3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Two souls entwined by fate.
Similar in spirit,
blinded by hate.
A thirst for revenge unending.
your retribution pending.
Sins of the past,
never meant for it to last.
The precipice of reconciliation,
That you and I aren't so different you see,
but you will never know truly what you mean to me.
Yet this rage is forever seething.
A feeling indescribable.
A craving, undeniable.
It's almost intoxicating,
To see you shaking, watch you quaking.
Your pain, my exhilaration.
Your fear, my salvation.
from my depths arisen.
My own asylum.
My eternal prison.
An endless cycle,
of hate and indifference.
Of pleas unheard,
Never to be taken.
The devil's bidding,
A heart never relinquishing,
Of an unfinished task.
A murder never come to pass.
No use repenting.
Never sorry, never lamenting.
Now it's time to pay the price.
Cold, silver bl
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Ep 55 - Doodles of DoomDANNYEp 55 - Doodles of Doom7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Doodles of Doom"
Story by Jennifer E. Morton
Written by Jennifer E. Morton
EPISODE # 055
FIRST DRAFT: 8.25.07
FINAL DRAFT: 10.24.07
EXT. FENTON RESIDENCE - DAY
Establish on the Fenton works building, which now dubs the name "Master Fenton Works"
a large moving van is seen, just across the street, as men are seen unloading boxes and other various items from the back of the truck.
INT. FENTON RESIDENCE - CONTINUOUS
JACK is seen, spying out the front window with a pair of odd looking, high-tech binoculars. JAZZ and DANNY enter, backpacks flung over their backs. They approach JACK curiously.
Dad, what's going on?
We have new neighbors!
JACK moves aside, allowing DANNY and JAZZ to take a look. DANNY's eyes light up at the sight of the big screen TV that is being carried into the house.
Oh man, look at the size of that plasma screen!
Ours is bigger.
yah know, rather then snooping on our
AlmostAlmost7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I almost fell in love,
I almost felt hate,
I almost had a life,
I almost had a date,
I almost had fun,
I almost laughed,
I almost wished I,
Could have stayed trapped,
I almost had a friend,
I almost had two,
I almost felt pain,
I almost had you,
So when I think of all the things,
that I almost had,
I almost cry, I almost did,
but, it's hard to be almost sad.
Minvader Poke..... What???Minvader Poke..... What???6 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Chapter #1 The First Chapter
You all know the story of Invader Zim of the Irken Army and you also know the story of Ash, Misty, and Brock. You probably also know a thing or two about Mario, Princess Peach, Luigi, and Princess Daisy. But you have never heard the story of how they all met. It all started when Gir lost his favorite rubber piggy "I LOVED DIDDED YOU PIGGY I LOVED DIDDED YOU!!"cried Gir. The toilet ratled and clanked as Zim came up from his labratory."I LOSTED MY PIGGY!!!!" Gir whined while running around the house. "Get out of my way Gir I must go destroy the Dib human!" Zim Exclaimed. "But my piggy..." Gir mumbled as Zim Left the house. All of the sudden Gir decided he had to go look for his piggy. "La la la la la! Piggy where are you?" Gir searched all around the city but could not find him so he finaly thought that maybe piggy left the city. Gir aproached the city limits with caution and fear but new if he would ever
Pranking time. Gunmax was bored. He needed something entertaining to do, so hePranking time.3 years ago in Humor More Like This
went onto the internet. He began watching videos of people who were
really drunk getting talked into doing really stupid things, like guys
dressing up in dresses for instance. Gunmax smiled, he just found a way
to entertain himself
Deckerd was sitting alone in the Decker room going over some old case
files when Gunmax walked in carrying some cans. Gunmax came over and set
the cans down on Deckerd's desk and sat down in Duke's seat.
"Care for a drink?" He said holding up one of the cans.
"No thank you, I have work to do." Deckerd said waving him off with his
"Come on you need a break." Gunmax said with a sigh. "Just one drink,
Deckerd sighed. "I suppose I have been working a bit hard lately. Okay
just one drink." He then took the can from Gunmax and chugged it dow
Infantilist!ItalyxReader: Improvised Mamma!Infantilist!ItalyxReader: Improvised Mamma!1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
*Note: Italy is eighteen in this fic*
Promise me just one thing : Don’t freak out, please.
Signed : Feliciano Vargas
‘What’s the matter with him?’, you thought immediatly after reading. You knew Feli very well ; what secret could he possibly have that was too embrassing for him to just tell you, now? And why would you freak out at him, anyway? With those questions in mind, you flipped through your agenda to find a free day to go and see him…
‘Feliciano? It’s me, (Your Name). I came here to your house as planned…Hello?’
Feliciano heard the knocking on the door, causing to tense up and sweat from nervousity. Perhaps if he sucked his binky for a second…No, then, (Your Name) would see him when he answered. At a lost of what to do, he brought his thumb to his mouth and began sucking it. The action immediatly calmed him down…
*Knock Knock* ‘Feliciano?? Ple
A Heart That BreaksA heart that breaks will never seeA Heart That Breaks5 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
The love and care it gets
From everyone it ever meets
And everyone it touched
No, it's blind with fury
Rage, pain, and sorrow
Oh, how I wish I could tell that heart
That not everything is bad
That people care
That we learn to live
So I shall wait
For that heart
Traveler Chapter 1Traveler Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fluttershy sat in her house looking out into the garden. Small woodland creatures frolicked about as usual around a myriad of colorful flowers. It was the end of spring, and all the blooms were having their final hurrah. She sighed, she enjoyed these quiet moments in her house more than almost anything else. A cool breeze wafted in, it smelled pleasantly of spring. She inhaled deeply.
A large boom shattered the calm. Animals scattered in all directions to get away from it's source. Fluttershy looked around wildly in the confusion. Out of the sky a large blue something hurtled downwards.
She stared up in bewilderment before she realised where it was plummeting.
"Eeep!" she skidded backwards seconds before the thing crashed into the window, splintering the wood and sending various objects flying inwards. It was a blue box, above it the words "Police Public Call Box" sat in glowing letters. The double doors swung open. A brown stallion poked his head out.
Drill Boy Drabble 5Brave Police J-Decker: 5 of .Until I run out of ideas~Drill Boy Drabble 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Blah" Normal Talk
-Blah- Comm. Link
Blah Thinking to Oneself or Emphasis you should be able to figure it out~
Drill Boy Drabbles 5
RINGRING BREEPBREEPBREEE DINGLYDINGLEDING </i>
The Deckerd Room was a buzz of excitement and noise. Rumors had been floating around for weeks about a new upgrade for the BPs badges. Today, the rumors had been confirmed. "Cell phones?" Duke inquired, his optical ridges arched. Hearing a musical tone, he turned and saw Drill Boy playing with his badge settings.
"Something like that." Toudou chuckled. "Previously, your badge comm.-link could only communicate with another badge. With the radio frequency enhancers I've just installed, they can now send and receive domestic wireless frequencies."
"So, it's a cell phone " Yuuta summarized with a giggle. Toudou heaved a sigh.
"Fine. Your badges are now cell phones."
Two weeks later, all the BPs were not only used to t
Drill Boy Drabble 6Brave Police J-Decker: 6 of .Until I run out of ideas~ Caution: Fluffy big brother, little brother musings that could be slash if you squint really, really, really hard.Drill Boy Drabble 65 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Blah" Normal Talk
-Blah- Comm. Link
Blah Thinking to Oneself or Emphasis you should be able to figure it out~
Drill Boy Drabbles 6
TAPTAPTAP TAPTAPTAP TAPTAP </i>
"What is it Drill Boy?" McCrane groaned from face down in his pillow. He'd gotten off a triple shift just a few hours ago and was trying to catch up on much needed recharge. However, just as his processor began to lull, there was a quiet knocking at his bedroom door. He knew it had to be Drill Boy. The mechling always came to his eldest brother when he had a problem late at night.
Sighing in defeat, McCrane rolled out of bed and half walked half drug himself towards the door. He opened the door and growled, "Drill Boy what's so important it couldn't wait until morn- " Stopping short when he saw his younger sibling's
if you were gayShadow: ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book. "broadway musicals of the 1940's"if you were gay8 years ago in Humor More Like This
no roommate to bother me... how can life get any better than this?
Sonic: Oh, hi shadow!
Shadow: hi, sonic...
Sonic: hey, shadow! you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!
this guy was smiling at me and talking to me...
Shadow: hmm, that's very interesting...
Sonic: he was bein' reeeeaaal friendly! and... I think he was coming onto me! I think he
might've thought I was gay...
Shadow: so, uh... why're you telling me this? why should I care? I don't care. what'd you
have for lunch today?
Sonic: but you don't have to get all defensive about it, shadow--
Shadow: I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!! why I should I care about some gay guy you met,
ok? I am trying to read.
Sonic: I didn't mean anything by it, shadow. I--I just think it's something that we should be
able to talk about.
Shadow: well I don't want to talk about it, sonic. this conversation is over.
Sonic: yeah, but shadow--
Under The Milky Way: EpilogueUnder The Milky WayUnder The Milky Way: Epilogue2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Written By Closer-To-The-Sun (Joseph Noblit)
Epilogue: Waitin' For A Superman
Sitting at her desk in the library, Twilight Sparkle took a piece of parchment out and placed it on the flat surface. Looking at the blank sheet in the candlelight, the mare took a quill with her magic and began to write a note.
How are you doing? This is Twilight Sparkle of Equestria. I know it's been quite a long time since our encounter with one another, I would say about five years. I honestly don't know how you would get this letter for that matter. And I know it sounds silly, but everyday I think about your visit to Ponyville.
Quite a bit has happened since your visit. First off, I think about what you said about the future for my town, and I had no idea what that could have meant back then. But now, I think it was your way of telling me that I would become mayor. It's still a shock to me, but after Mayor Mare retired, most of the citizens of Ponyville wanted me to fi
Gravity Falls 9: Three Minutes Dipper took a shaky breath. 3 minutes. If nothing happened, he would be dead in 3 minutes. At least help had arrived….there was still a chance. The countdown echoed in his head…Gravity Falls 9: Three Minutes2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The ambulance probably had woken the entire town of Gravity Falls, but most of the inhabitants rolled over and covered their ears, and some poked their heads out of the windows to see if they could figure out where it was going. Only one person got up and dressed in a hurry. Wendy threw a jacket on over her outfit and slipped on her boots. She made hardly a sound as she made her way to the door, not like her family could hear her over their own thunderous snoring. Quietly, she slipped outside and yanked her younger brother's bike onto the road and peddled out into the night.
Wendy hoped she was wrong, but she was almost certain she knew exactly where that ambulance was going.
"Mr. Stan Pines?"
MLP - PVS! Showtime Bits - Intrusion 1MLP - PVS! Showtime Bits - Intrusion 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You find yourself in the quiet lot behind the theatre where the Pony Variety Show! plays every sunday, following an anonymous tip. It seems that somepony sent you a message telling you to be here today, and apparently you're not the only one. Half a dozen others have shown up as well, whispering curiously about the nature of your secretive invitation.
You walk across the lot, trying to look inconspicuous as you pass by the Tardis, Doc's DeLorean, the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, a jet powered unicycle, and other assorted modes of transportation. The quiet hubbub of your conversation ebbs into silence as you arrive at the back door of the theatre.
For long moments, you're all left there feeling slightly silly. There should be something happening, yet nothing has occurred yet. Then, with a long, low creak, the door opens, revealing a yellow eyed changeling with a similarly colored patch of chitin along his stomach. It's Yellowbelly, one of the pranksters from the
Gravity Falls 19: Lose It All NO! MABEL! Dipper screamed. Mabel watched the 4 journal float over to her platform slowly. The pyramid watched in satisfaction as Mabel reached out and took the book in her hands.Gravity Falls 19: Lose It All2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AT LAST! the pyramid boomed, Both of the Pines twins are mine!
What, but you said Mabel protested.
I lied, Mabel, the pyramid said flatly, Why would I sacrifice one of my vessels when I wanted both? You were easy enough to convince.
What are you going to do with us? Mabel whispered.
Youll see soon enough, the pyramid said with a wave. Dipper vanished in a ripple, Foolish of you to come without a sweater, the pyramid said smugly.
Well then, Mabel said, brushing the cover of the journal, I have a confession to make too.
The pyramid was almost smirking.
I lied as well, Mabel dropped the book
SxR - Deaf ears ch.1Chapter 1.SxR - Deaf ears ch.19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The room was bliss, not a spot of dust, jewelry boxes could be seen on the indigo modern dresser. The jewelry boxes varied in colors, but all were a magnificent sight. A bed in the center of the room, silk bed sheets wrapped around a familiar bat. An alarm clock could be seen on the nightstand positioned on the left side of the bed. The clock flickered, the time reading "6:00 am". A high-pitched voice began to speak from the alarm clock.
"Goooood morning all tiz out there, we crib'n this sight..." "Greg are you trying this cracker gangsta phase again?" "..No dogg, homie G you can't foo-"
Rouge slammed the snooze button down with her fist. "Can't a lady get her beauty sleep! Bunch of--" Rouge began to mutter her insult and turned back onto her opposite side, still wrapped in the silk sheets. She made the wrap tighter, not wanting to leave the bed, she was too comfortable too, and besides, it was a Saturday after all.
Rouge entered her bathroom
101 ways to annoy shadowthis is for all of you shadow fans!101 ways to annoy shadow7 years ago in Humor More Like This
101 ways to annoy Shadow the Hedgehog. *
1.Call Maria a fat cow. (could get you killed)
2.Tally up on a piece of paper how many times in one year he says I am the ultimate life form then show it to him on new years day.
3.Shock him with a joy buzzer.
4.Make him play tea party with your sister, niece, or cousin.
5.brake his picture of Maria and graffiti on it with a sharpie marker.
6.Yell bleep every time he cusses.
7.Act like his mom and send him to the naughty chair every time he tries to do something desrtuctive.
8.Make his T.V. stuck on PBS so that he goes stir crazy.
9.Beat him at his own videogame.
10.Bring him to my school and make him sit through our history course.
11.Tell him that he got invited to the Kids Choice Awards and laugh when security kicks him out.
12.Tell him youll give him $130,000 if he kisses Amy, then if he does it have your fingers crossed.
13.Put paint in his shoes; blame it on Knuckles.
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Drill Boy Drabblings OneBrave Police J-Decker: 1 of .Until I run out of ideas~Drill Boy Drabblings One5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Blah" Normal Talk
-Blah- Comm. Link
Blah Thinking to Oneself or Emphasis you should be able to figure it out~
Drill Boy Drabbles 1
The noise was loud, heavy, well defined, and rang out clearly all through out the Deckerd Room. And everyone who knew the Brave Police, regardless of where they were when they heard this great shattering crash, knew exactly what was going on.
"Drill Boy!" McCrane scolded. "How many times? How many times have we asked, no told you 'do not play with your soccer ball indoors'?"
Drill Boy stood before McCrane and had the sense to look sheepish, if not embarrassed and obviously guilty. He stared down at his pedes and twiddled his thumbs together. "Twenty or thirty I guess."
"And yet you go and do it anyway?" McCrane shook his head in a gesture of defeat. "Boss, Dekkado-senpai, and Duke-san are on patrol. Gun Max and Toudou-san are going to be in t
12 Days o Xmas Meme 22. Present: Brave Police J-Decker - PG (Mild Language)12 Days o Xmas Meme 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
To say Gun Max was upset, even angry, would be an understatement. The green-clad patrol mech was much closer to irate, border lining on murderous. He was currently covered in mud, grease, paint, and Lord only knew what else. He was soaked from helm to pede from walking his way through the downtown Shinjuku warehouse district construction in the rain.
Yeah, that's right, walking! "Damn stupid kids and their mutts." Gun Max cursed, wiping a streak of grim from his cheek. He'd been on call when a report of armed robbery at a residential area came in. Being the closest to the scene, Gun Max naturally changed his course to head off the thieves. Somewhere between points A and B, a group of neighborhood children and their pets darted out into the street. In order to not hit them, Gun Max had to slide from the already narrow streets into an even narrower alleyway.
One that led straight into a liquid chemical and waste disposa
people may hate me for thisChuck Norris made Shadow the hedgehog crypeople may hate me for this6 years ago in Humor More Like This
some say its because chuck proved shadow was the faker
others say it was due to a round house kick to his face, then his ballz, then his face again
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use chaos control, or go super Chuck he already is
the chaos emeralds are pieces of Chuck Norris constipated crap
Chuck Norris got Sonic to like Amy
12 Days of Christmas 55. Family Prank: Brave Police J Decker PG Mild Swearing; Sequel to Mistletoe.12 Days of Christmas 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Deckerd Room, not long after new years. The occasional hangover still lingered, everyone's resolutions were still intact, and things were full of new promise and fresh dreams to strive towards!
And yet, Shadow Maru sulked alone in his room. He was still nursing a grudge about missing the precinct Christmas party because of his little 'prank'. Duke and Dekkado had over reacted, with great severity. Leaving the ninja-bot tied up in a closet until the party was over, and then 'ordering' him to say he was working if anyone asked about the multi-changer being absent later on.
Payback was necessary, with out question. Nothing too over the top, of course. Shadow Maru had no want to ruin his superiors' reputations. He just wanted to embarrass them. Luckily, Shadow Maru managed to save a copy of his picture before getting his camera taken away~
With a yawn and a stretch, Insp. Tomonaga Yuuta rolled out of b