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All these thingsThe days are getting darker, colderAll these things3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The nights are getting longer, harder
The pain is getting more and more intense
The peering eyes just out of reach
The bone chilling claws reaching out to take me and hold me down,
Hold me back,
Back from you
But I don't mind
Because all these days
All these nights
All these eyes
All these claws
Are nothing compared to losing you
When Blue Meets GreenExhale.When Blue Meets Green4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
This isn't a dream;
Though the lofty clouds seem too serene,
Though yearning lips seem too pristine,
I won't wake up when blue meets green.
An ocean of silver stars between you and I,
The motion of passing cars give life to the night sky.
Gazing upwards I breathe in and close my eyes,
wondering if I'll ever get a hello, let alone goodbyes.
Your sweet voice echoes through where a heart should beat,
Stolen away, in a locked-box shall it ever be,
Rusted, forgotten, forever locked inside of me,
or so I had thought - until I found the key.
This isn't a dream.
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Mr. Sick - IN PROGRESS part 1Mr. Sick - Chapter 1Mr. Sick - IN PROGRESS part 16 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I love to sneeze, and yes, you are reading that correctly my friend. It's one of the only times my whole body knows exactly what it wants. It's comparable to having an orgasm I'd say. Yes.....yes, I can't think of anything else that makes me smile wider then my face would like, other then an orgasm and a sneeze. In some fashion I do believe I look forward to falling ill, and maybe once or twice I've been known to seek it out.
Mrs. Hopeful says I should just sniff some pepper, or maybe bring a feather to my nose. I told her that's just like masturbation instead of sex with her, and I wouldn't hear any of it. You have to be in the moment, and it has to be as true as tomorrow's a day away. Only then can one, if willing, appreciate something that makes you feel so nice in the midst of such a horrible situation. I can't blame her for attempting some good advice in my direction though, she's in love with me, and as much as I am not in love with her, it d
Ib Fanfiction-The Forgotten One-Chapter 1Ib stared at the painting. It was just a simple portrait, a man in a blue coat holding a blue rose, asleep, and yet...Ib Fanfiction-The Forgotten One-Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Do I know you?" thought Ib as she stared at the painting. The title was "Forgotten Portrait." ... forgotten...
"Wierd..." thought Ib as she continued to stare into the stained canvas. Where had she seen this man before? Had she just seen the painting somewhere before, on TV, or maybe in a book or something? Why couldn't she shake this feeling, this feeling of-
"Ib, darling! Time to go!" the familiar female voice called. "Mom..." thought Ib. She turned to the painting one last time, still trying to grasp and that fragment of a memory, and then turned to go...
He could feel it. She was right there, RIGHT THERE. Ib...sweet little Ib. Her eyes staring at him in wonder...wait, what?! Where was she going? No. NO. not again. Never, NEVER again. Sweet little Ib, you will not leave me again...
Ib went to step forward, but suddenly something covered
atrophy of the mindI've got two brain cells left;atrophy of the mind4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
one's standing still
and the other is chasing it.
to its tracks;
a plane crash
cut in half -
My mind is running down my face
and I can't find a cup
to catch it in.
conscious (of this fact),
of the moments
My ears fell off a while ago,
if you are still talking
I can't hear it.
to your skin,
'til you sleep
I've sewn my lips shut tight,
even if I said something
you wouldn't understand.
the way you
Midnight LoveConvulsions wrack my body as I sleepMidnight Love4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tears run down my face to soak my pillow
Pain lines my face without my knowledge
Conscious thought is impossible as I look for a way out
Breathing becomes a chore as I run through endless corridors
My body tenses and I hear a scream
I jerk awake and find myself sitting upright
My gaze shifts around the room
Somehow I expect my terrors to have followed my retreat to consciousness
A hand softly touches the small of my back
And I start as if struck
"It's okay" he says soothingly
His voice reminds me I am not alone
I recline and curl up next to him
As his hand continues to rub soft circles on my back
Letting me know that it's all okay
"I'm sorry" I whisper into his chest
His hand stops as he wraps me in a hug
"Don't be. I'm sorry that I can't help"
I want to tell him that he does
I want him to know that being there when I wake up will always be enough
But instead a wall crumbles and my body starts to shake with more tears
He pulls me tighter,
Sailor Fuku-SRMS RemakeSailor Fuku-SRMS Remake6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Motteke! Sailor Fuku SRMS Remake
Sailor outfit, I wear it everyday, SO~
I look super cute like those girls in anime, OOH~
I wantcha, I gotcha, Ill take you where you wanna go!
I said (WOO) I said (WOO) come dance with me darling darling PLEASE!
You dont got a clue when I say to you Aishiteru,
Dont you know that it means I love you?
Youre too confused to let any tenderness through
But come on, enough already!
So what if you think Im a little crazy
For being a fan of certain foreign cartoon shows?
Baby catch up, youre being too slow
Cause animes here to stay!
Go on! Take a chance, and youll soon see why
We love it so much! Its a sensation
HAI! Were all here, lets go for a ride
Stop drop and roll, this beat is too hot
But you cant stop, you cant stop, you cant stop now
Suddenly youll open up your eyes and realize theres so much more to
the reoccurring kindawakethe reoccurring kind4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I gasp and
you smile and
kiss my eyes
and kiss my eyes
awake I gasp
and kiss my eyes
and I awake.
why you don't love meI got yourwhy you don't love me5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and some how
because I know you're...you mouthbecause I know you're...6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
but I'm ready
your own tongue
sex & selfishness
substance(s) & circumstance
excelling at art
excrement & experimentation
I know how
your heart breaks
over the sounds
those empty words make
and everything reminds you
of everything you're not
drowning in booze
and forever in love
I get it
give me something real
The Dragon's JewelThe Dragon's Jewel6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A spurt of crimson flew into the air as Adelaina wrenched her broadsword into the dragon's skull. One of the few lady knights in the country, it was a miracle that she had even gone down that path. To keep up the illusion, she even wore masculine armor and kept her mahogany hair short. All missions for her were sent to "Adel," her masculine alias.
The request this time came from a nobleman whose hunting deer had been disappearing mysteriously for the last month or so. He had seen the creature responsible, something that could only be described as a dragon, circling his lands like a hawk. Thousands had attempted to slay the dragon, but none had succeeded.
Yet there its carcass lay, limp before the knightess' blade. It must have been at least 50 feet high, and twice as long from the tip of its crocodilian snout to its sinuous tail. Including its lengthy neck, its whole body was plated with armorlike, rust-red scales, with scutes of a lighter, bluish hue running along its u
Eggman's Night Surprise"Blast this all to bloody hell I give up!" Eggman flopped in his bed and dragged himself to his pillow. He lied his head down needing a rest badly the pillow was soft and warm, slowly moving up and down with a rhythmical beating sound and relaxed him.Eggman's Night Surprise3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
0.o Wait a second... pillows don't breath or have heart beats!!
"Gah!!" He sat up tumbling off his bed and flipped the lamp switch on. Shadow shielded his eyes and looked up innocently at the doctor with question.
"Wha.... Shadow?" He stepped closer. "Are you okay?"
He nodded looking up at him.
"Why are you in, here?" Eggman asked scratching his head.
"What are you quitting?" The hedgehog tilted his head.
"Oh... nothing really. Not quitting... just giving up on it for tonight." He shrugged.
"Oh." Shadow settled back down in the bed and reached over to turn the light off.
"H-Hey... What do you think your doing? Whats wrong with your bed?" Eggman huffed as it went dark again.
"...It, nothing's wrong with it, it just... doesn't have y
BibliophileI give my life away like a dog eared bookBibliophile6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
to be read by those who have stapled in pages of poems and artwork
casually crafted and hastily stitched at the seam
where the binding is re-glued by those who've become like librarians
adept at the practice of rescuing novels
whose covers speak lies about the inks on the inside
repairing the damage left by the missing pages,
the torn or faded illustrations
and the carefully cut out chapters
leaving stories with gaps like gaping holes of
"this never happened"
and the readers,
like children insisting the impossible with urgency,
become authors writing alternate interjections
taping them to the scars of ripped paper scraps like surgery--
I'm constantly evolving into a new story.
by your side: chapter 1By your side: chapter 1by your side: chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I leant against the wall at the opposite of the bedroom door and let myself slide down to the floor. I let out a shaky sigh and listened to the erotic sounds coming out of the bedroom that i shared with my current husband. It hurt me hearing those sounds coming from my husband and another one of his many lovers. The constant moaning and grunting was making the wound in my heart even deeper then it already had become over the last three years. It made me feel even more numb than i already felt.
I got back up and walked down the stairs. I grabbed my wallet and walked out through the front door. I had decided to go to the groceries store to buy the stuff that's needed every single day and i wanted to take a little walk to put my feelings aside once again to try and get on with my life.
At the counter of the groceries store i paid for the only food i could affort with what little money i had. I thanked the nice woman behind the counter and walked out of
-In the dark- Mephadow --In the Dark---In the dark- Mephadow5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: When Shadow reaches out for Mephilles, he touches nothing but air. Mephadow
Disclaimer: I don't own it...
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog...
The stars would float across the night sky, like a mutilated paradise, like it was supposed to be that way. Shadow would secretly squint his eyes, wondering if one of those stars used to be Mephilles. He knew it was his fault, for touching the reincarnated duplicate of himself. But, he thought that was okay. Sonic is dead, Mephilles killed him, and Mephilles is still killing innocent bystanders by the thousands, Shadow didn't know there were that many people in the world. What Mephilles offe
Fear of the Dark Chapter 1 ~Warning! This is a Sonadow story, it may not begin tat way, but it will gradually happen. Thank you.~Fear of the Dark Chapter 15 years ago in Teen More Like This
I bounded across the field, enjoying the chill of the night air. My emerald eyes scanned the area, making sure no one else was there. Though it didn't matter. They would think I was a regular wolf from a distance. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog. I used to be a werehog during the times of darkness, when Dark Gaia almost plunged the whole world into darkness. uring the battle, the darkness of Gaia left me, ceising the werehog. But, aftera few days, it came back, only now I am a werewolf. I looked like any normal wolf, except the blue fur and green eyes. The others don't know about this and I plan not to tell them. It's nothing important. So what if turn into a wolf everytime the sun sinks below the horizon?
Return of Mephiles Ch. 7Chapter Seven: The Return of MephilesReturn of Mephiles Ch. 77 years ago in Teen More Like This
Shadow and Rouge ran down the long hallway, and the sounds of battle grew louder as they continued on their way.
Finally, they saw where G.U.N. troops had established their position...
It wasnt pretty...
Dozens of troops were bleeding and being tended to, and only a thousand or so altogether stood against thousands more of renegade mechs....
And only about a dozen other mechs still stood with the troops, firing rapidly.
Shadow frowned, and saw that the troops had established good cover over some energy shields and piled-up sandbags, soaking in some of the enemy fire. The troops also had at least two dozen turrets up and shooting at the enemy.
Shadow sighed, and leapt at the enemies.
Chaos SPEAR!! he shouted, and blew away seven more mechs.
Rouge also jumped in, heaved a bomb, and blew away five more.
The troops cheered them on, and continued firing.
Together, the duo was unstoppable; their martial arts, their strength and agility,
The Last Heart BeatThe last Heart BeatThe Last Heart Beat5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The last heart beat... it's something we never really take the time to stop and think about do we?...
Well im sitting here thinking about it taking the short time i have left to do it, and why am i thinking about it anyway?
Well it's seem that i don't have that much time to think about it...
Im slowly dying, that is all that came be said now.
You may ask why im dying, im not old so it's not of old age... im only young and yet.... that's the age my breathing will stop, my heart will die, i will be cold like ice and limp unable to move, i will die the way i have always been...
Heart Broken for life and always have been, and now im dying Heart Broken.
Here on the cold metal like rock i am look strait ahead, at the cold rusty bars that keep me here and as for most of my life.
all my life i have been an experiment for human kind i was not asked to become one but i was created from scratch to be experimented on.
Im not normal im an android Hedg
The Babe Machine baby ShadowName: THE BABE MACHINEThe Babe Machine baby Shadow5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Genera: *Shrugs* X3 Mix?
Summary: Sonic and Silver run across a strange machine and decide to test it on Shadow...lets see what happens X3
WEEK ONE DAY ONE
~Sonic, Silver and Shadow where having a race on Angle island , they criss crossed back and forth, Sonic of cource was in the lead....well...until Shadow tripped him >.> ~
Sonic- e.O Oh mother... *Hits the ground and rolls untill he ends up upside down aginst a rock* 8D pretty stars!
Silver-*Chuckles and helps him up* You ok Sonic?
Sonic- Oy *Chuckles also* Ya, no thanks to Shadow -.-
Shadow- *Is laughing his head off* You sould have seen you're face!! Hahahahahahah!!!!
Sonic- -.-..Shut up
Shadow- Make me Blue hedgehog *Smirks*
Sonic- My pleseur faker! *Tackles him*
Silver- *Sighs* It's like hanging out with infantes...-.-
Shadow-Get...*Kicks Sonic off and into the side of a bulding* OFF!
Sonic- Oof! *Goes to tackle Shadow aagain but misses* X_x
~Shadow and Sonic start la
DreamcatcherMen. Men with guns. Why not? Two of them, two men, and in keeping with my usual themes they'll be brothers. The older of the two, that's Jack—and while we're on the subject, the younger one's Lawrence. God, just looking at them, you're reminded—they're the kind of people who can remind you—of what the difference is between the merely good-looking and the truly beautiful, between those of us who are fine to look at and those of us who are fine the same way a masterpiece is fine. These two men, our brothers, are really and truly handsome, so handsome it's almost painful sometimes to look at them.Dreamcatcher8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
You see them out of the corner of your eye in the supermarket, buying supermarket brand laundry detergent, the cheap shampoo, deodorant, two or three litre bottles of soda and instant coffee and all of a sudden you get the Feeling. You're jealous. You want to be like them; they're special. That's the power of the honestly handsome, like some kind of magic. You want to know who they are—who are t
Chuck Norris Facts... XD1. Chuck Norris made you read this!Chuck Norris Facts... XD7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good
Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a