BIOMASS 117: DELAYSDeLays, wE WeRe DeLaYeD.BIOMASS 117: DELAYS4 years ago in Personal More Like This
It Is MoSt StAnGe. OuR AvAtArS CoUlD noT fOcUs On CaPtAiN. ThEy CoUlD NoT CatCh It.
...It Has WaNdeReD OfF InTo ThE DeAD CiTy.
ThIs TrIaL Is A MoCkeRy WhEn ThE AcCcusEd CaN JuSt WaLK OfF.
ZeE CaPtAiN MuSt HaVe A WeAkNeSs, SoMeWheRe In ThE MeMoRy oF tHeSe ProPerTieS.
It WaS DiFfiCulT To TrAcK dOwN AlL InStaNcEs Of CaPtAin.
SoMeThiNg WaS InTeRfERiNg WiTh ThE ScAn.
SoMeThiNg ThaT DiD NoT BeLoNg iN ThE PaSt.
SoMeThiNg ThAt KePt MeDdLiNg WiTh EvErYtHiNg.
A WeApOn oF PoWer GrEaTeR ThaN tHe FuRnAcE Of ThE StArS.
An EmISsArY oF DeAtH, HiDdEn iN PlaIn SiGht.
BuT WhY? WhY DoEs DeAtH ItSeLf PrOtEcT tHe AcCuSeD?
We ToOk ToO LoNg. We AsSuMeD tHiS WoRlD wAs InAcTivE.
It WaS NoT.
The BiOmASs oF ThoUSaNdS CaNnoT NoT CoMpeTe WiTh A pLaNeTaRy DeFeNcE NeTwOrK iN PoSeSsiOn Of OrBiTaL IoN CaNnOns...
ThE UnIoN MuSt KnOw.
ThEy WiLl NoT Be PleAseD wItH OuR fAiLuRe.
Charles Snippy: COFFEESENTRY: 412:Charles Snippy: COFFEES4 years ago in Personal More Like This
This evening, I returned to into the City to fill out the reports about my first tour out into the Dead Zone.
Hopefully, they won't suddenly shut down the D.Z.T.R. Department and there will be more tours for me to "guide".
Today... was different.
A buzzing, hovering Hunter-Drone met me in the Airlock.
Must be a new thing.
Ah I see,
As I'm forever unable to access ANNET, someone up top must have programmed this contraption to follow me around, shouting things at me.
Thank you, whoever you are.
I never felt more ridiculous.
To top things off, I lost my coffee.
ENGIE: PROTOCOL 1-1-3Zee Captain's note of summons had sealed my fate.ENGIE: PROTOCOL 1-1-34 years ago in Personal More Like This
I felt a cold pull at my stomach. Something else was coming, re-awakened by the presence of Captain.
Something worse than the shuffling noises of the red beasts outside. The sound of falling cannonball.
Whatever that fleshy monstrosity was, it cared not for me, but it's presence here led ANNIE straight to me.
...And it came to pass on the morrow, that the goddess in the machine came upon me and she wanted vengeance.
She was online, the thermonuclear bombardment of the core databank cube had failed to shut her down.
She was still alive, after all these years.
The explosive crash-landing of the hunter machine through the old roof drew THEIR attention.
I was now between two wild beasts, out for my blood.
What was Protocol 1-1-3?
Memories of Directorate weapon codes lingered in my mind, poisoning my thought pattern.
Could it be?
...So this was to be my death.
ANNIE had let me know that she
SYAC updatingSYACSYAC updating3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I've been working on retooling SYAC recently. I've also been experimenting with Illustrator too. I'm still learning and there's a lot to work on, but I think I'm getting close to reaching the point when I can relaunch SYAC again.
There are three basic rules I'm gonna try to follow with this new series.
1. Keep it cartoony.
2. No strawman arguments.
3. Focus on the characters and their interaction with each other.
Since the newer style requires more work, there will be fewer comics a week, so I don't know if I'll have a regular schedule yet. Also, please be patient with the first batch of comics. With all this experimentation and style reworking, it's likely the first batch will be a little "off" until I can work out a rhythm.
The new SYAC will focus on a group of people as they enter an Art College. Some characters will be returning (like Persistent Pam and Curmudgeonly Carl) but others (like myself) will be ditched entirely. The comic will be less about giving art advice a
Biomass 117: DISCONNECTED AVATAROn StArDaTe 230387455652769 A TrIaL Has CoMmeNcEd, To EvaLuAte ThE LoSs oF InVaDer UnIoN Ship 4920-938Biomass 117: DISCONNECTED AVATAR4 years ago in Personal More Like This
It WaS DiScoVeRed ThEn,
ThAt ThE SiNgULaRitY KnoWn As CaPtaIn ComiTtED A SeRieS of CriMeS AgAiNsT The UniOn.
AnD So, By ThE OrDeR Of ThE InVaDeRs UniOn,
We WeRe SuMmOneD AnD
To ThiS WoRlD On ThE TeTrA-ViRuS SeEdS.
To InFeCt aNd To UnItE AlL LiViNg LoCaL MulTiCeLlULaRs As BiOMaSs 117, The MoSt UnStoPpaBLe aNd FaIr JuDgE oF AlL.
LifE alwAys fInDs a wAy.
WhilE wE scAnNed the
To Watchers NEW and Old!I know this may come as a shock to some of you but here it goes......To Watchers NEW and Old!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"I DRAW SPANKING PICTURES!"
wheww, glad I got that off my chest. But yeah, just felt I needed to make that announcement.
But seriously I want to let my current watchers new and old understand this. If you do not like those sorts of pictures then you might as well click the "unwatch" button, because that is what I do here, no, its not every picture, but it is a theme of much of my work.
here are a few frequently asked questions I get about my spanking work just to clear things up.
Q. OMG! BDSM? 50 shades of grey, whips and chains?
A. No, not really, no. For those who actually pay attention to my artwork, the spanking situations I draw usually fall under four different categories. "Parental Spanking" "Discipline Spanking" "Silly Spanking" and something I like to call "Mean Spankings" As you will note in I hardly if ever draw "Sexy Spankings" honestly, contrary to popular belief, I don't really like kinky span
Lots of updates... again.Back From Another TripLots of updates... again.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I've been away for the past week and a half on a trip. I've tried to stay mostly in contact but since I've been away from my computer I haven't been able to update all my various outlets as much as I would like to. I even drew the two latest brentalfloss comics while on my mini "vacation" too, so no rest for the weary! It's probably gonna take me another day or two to get completely caught up, but I have a LOT of new stuff I wanna tackle. I'm working on not rushing everything out, but sometimes when you got a lot you want to do it's hard to focus on just one project. Anyway, I'm back now and I hope to be back to posting more regularly soon!
To the 1st and 2nd place winners of the SYAC in London contest from last month, I just wanted to let you know that your prizes have been shipped and you should be getting them soon. Please please PLEASE tell me if, by the middle of next week, you don't receive your prizes and I'll look into it.
Favorite :iconplz:sJust a note-to-self so I can stop forgetting plz icons.Favorite :iconplz:s3 years ago in Personal More Like This
COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!****THANKYOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR COMMISSIONS! Unfortunately Ive filled all the spots*****COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I AM OPENING UP MYSELF FOR COMMISSION ONCE AGAIN! (it's been over a year -__-)
I need a bit of funds to replace some art supplies and to get ready for upcoming cons.
Things are a little different this time around.
I will only be taking commissions in the "AceroTiburon" comic style.
$10 usd FOR A COLORED COMMISSION this includes ONE character full body colored in PNG format. (most props do not cost extra, however backgrounds and additional characters will be an additional cost to my discretion depending on complexity.)
Your commission will be posted here to DA individually and I will tag your DA account in the artist comments along with a reference pic of the character in question (if it's an original character). This way when it's posted you get a bit of publicity ^^ (if you are not c
Back from Brisnova, Adelaidenova, PurpleKecleonovaSorry this is a bit late, but I have a report to give. On my trip at Brisbane and Adelaide Supanova. It was a good 2 weeks, met lots of people and ate lots of delicious food and just a very good time. Oh also the title is misleading I know, I only attended 2 cons. PurpleKecleonova is not a con, but she might as well be one cos she's so awesome. And yes it was lovely meeting purplekecleon in person, she gave me one of the best suggestion of the year ever, increase my price :I and so I did, cos when a Pokemon Goddess tells you to do something, you do it. And that has been the best decision I made. It was also good to see my Bulba friends again, owner of Bulbapedia Liam Pomfret and his lovely wife and a good friend of mine alexandrasalas. Also saw Mamath again, shes the one who suggested I get a Wacom Cintiq, which I did and yes it did help with my drawing speed. Also met coloursupply who was gonna do a dev meet but we ended up doing a small dinner gathering instead, she alsBack from Brisnova, Adelaidenova, PurpleKecleonova2 years ago in Personal More Like This
CollectionCollection2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The world inside by Spyrre Samhain by Ner-Tamin
'Bear Journey' Drum by Foxfeather248 . Through the Woods . by Mokinzi White Lion with Birds by creaturesfromel Borra by Atanata
experimenting with grunge by Starhorse Lotus Tiger by Beastysakura the dog of wisdom by kazashino Volcano by MinnaSundberg
Dance of autumn leaves by AlexandrFaolchu My Little Dragon: Pearl by Santani Grandulus by MichaelBeaudry CPA: Rhuni by LisaCunha
Netherland dwarf by kippurable Sorstan by Kyndir Frilo by daitengu Feathertongue Prowhead by tiffanyturrill
Running With Lycaenops by tiffanyturrill Dreaming of peace by zano To the waterfall by Victorior
MS book - firebird by emla Autumnal by pallanoph Comfort by Viergacht Where are my Cheerios by Kezrek
I like to collect beautiful art. But I do not know how necessary
Current EventsAs stated in our previous poll, we are updating the events to show a list of what annual ones we have available. There are no deadlines anymore. Feel free to draw whichever you want.Current Events4 years ago in Personal More Like This
December 1st 2012 - January 8th 2013
Events are peaceful! No fighting between the armies is allowed during this special event!
(-> Meeting others at the Festival is the perfect chance to get to know the other factions in a peaceful way)
The cold season started and the farmers of Tealla Plains are bringing their cattle to the stables to stay there during winter. A perfect chance to take a look around and hold a fair, don't you think?
No matter if participating in the rodeo, helping capture the cattle on the wide plains, eating a caramel-apple at the fair or having a relaxed horse ride through Tealla, enjoy the country atmosphere of the Ranch Festival!
How to Join
Draw your character wearing a ranch outfit, participating in the event: Riding a
AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?I've had that dream again.AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
That strange place, so distant, yet so close to my heart. Buildings as tall as mountains.
Dead structures, watching with dead eyes. Empty, vast and endless honeycombs of stone and steel. Air filled with gray ashes, always fluttering from the cloudy sky.
The black vortex opens up in the sky, descending down to the city. The vortex spiral rips the city apart, bending the air itself, feasting on light, feasting on time.
There is a lonely figure standing in the street.
No matter how hard I try to make out his or her expression, I cannot. Is there no face there at all? Or perhaps there is a million human faces there, intertwined and flickering in unison, as bright as the light of ten thousand suns?
The being stares into the abyss of the vortex.
It takes another step towards it, into the horizon of nothingness, into a place where nothing can exist.
The stones of the roadway beneath its feet crumble and flutter in t
My Minecraft Testificate InfestationIn Minecraft there are these squidward like villagers called Testificates. In a recent update they were given new abilities such as having babies to repopulating a town based on the number of houses there are. Since the requirement for a "house" is simply a room with a roof and a door, I decided to spend my time building a massive city for the Testificates to populate, using a generated village as a starting point.My Minecraft Testificate Infestation3 years ago in Personal More Like This
After building a number of houses, I began noticing the little children running wild and there becoming quite a LOT of villagers. I undertook a huge task of building a BIG open area underground with a couple doors and lights. Because the area was so big, the Testificates began to... um... OVER populate.
These little buggers reproduced the village so fast that I couldn't keep up and soon they were overflowing out of buildings. Mob attacks couldn't keep up with the rate they were repopulating, and the iron golems that kept spawning (for every 15 villager a new one spawns) made
New Group Folder OptionsWe've received quite a bit of interest in Flight Rising and quite a bit more lovely artwork from our world! So much so, that our folder system was looking a little bit shabby and wasn't the easiest to navigate. This simply would not do, so we've updated our folder system. The changes are:New Group Folder Options2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The removal of:
Dragon Breeds (Merged with "Official artwork")
Bestiary (Merged with "Official artwork")
Misc Site Art (Merged with "Official artwork")
Locations (Merged with "Official artwork")
Flight Rising Gods (Merged with "Official artwork")
Contests (Merged into appropriate breed folders or skins)
The addition of:
Folders for the 11 dragon breeds. Feel free to submit your visual artwork here. Skins will still go in the skins folder, and written works should be in the literature folder.
Dragon Gods - A folder for fan art of the gods.
Humanized Dragons - Humanized versions of your dragon characters.
Familiars - Artwork that incorperates Flight Rising Familiars
The Flight Rising Fanart fol
Culpeorous Street ArtSomething completely different now.Culpeorous Street Art3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Inspired by Banksy.
Hurrhurr. Street Art is, uh...fun.
Skyrim ReviewTwo or three years late but whatever! We can't all buy stuff day one, right? Anyway, if you've been following my journal entries as I've started playing Skyrim you can probably tell how this review is gonna go down.Skyrim Review2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I hate complicated things, and Skyrim is a game with a deep and rich history that can be very difficult for newbies like me to get into. Right off the bat the game throws all sorts of names, races, powers, legends, lore, etc at you. Too much of that can be a big turn off (heck I know people who still haven't read Lord of the Rings because there were too many names), but luckily Skyrim does a good job of easing players into the game.
There is a main campaign you have to follow to technically "beat" the game, but you don't have to follow it. The moment I had a chance to break free of the story I did so and I went exploring. That allowed me, a new person unfamiliar with any of the lore of the Elder Scrolls series, to experience the world at my own pace. The world is so e
Commission Info!Commissions Currently: OPENCommission Info!4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Current Commission wait time: 7-14 days
COMMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY OPEN. Wait times for commissions will change through the year depending on conventions and other obligations.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to note me or comment below.
You can see most items I've been commissioned for here: http://grandmathunderpants.deviantart.com/gallery/33728734/Commissioned?rnrd=15861
I take commissions for OCs, characters, foods, animals, plants, dragons whatever you can think of! You can look through my gallery for ideas on what I can do, but even if you don't see something there you'd like, feel free to approach me with your idea!
How do I place a commission?
► There are several ways you can do this! You can either note me, comm
Minecraft Snapshot 12w17a - BOOKS!I haven't been keeping up with the various Minecraft updates recently. After 1.2 was released I suddenly found myself without much time to play. But recently since I've gotten back into playing Minecraft because a friend of mine wanted me to play on their server, I've been more keen to see what I've missed.Minecraft Snapshot 12w17a - BOOKS!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
This is the most recent "snapshot" of the game and it's a BIG deal. You can now write in BOOKS! It's super easy to do too. Just take a book, an ink sac, and a feather and put them all in the crafting table. It creates a "book and quill." While holding the book and quill, if you right click it opens up a txt screen you can fill in with whatever you want!
You can write up to 50 pages of text and edit at your will. When you've got the book where you want it to be you can finish it by clicking the SIGN button. When you do this you'll be asked to give it a title. After that, it's done! No one can edit your book and you can re-read it any time you want!
I can't tell you how much this is g
Pilot: SHOEDEAR SHOE,Pilot: SHOE4 years ago in Personal More Like This
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.
MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE
SNIPPY: FLYING DAYENTRY 3647:SNIPPY: FLYING DAY4 years ago in Personal More Like This
November something something.
I've got to come up with a better system for telling what day it is. Maybe I could scrawl numbers on the back of my shoe? Nah, that sounds like something silly that Pilot would do.
I'm currently carrying a calendar that says 2012 on it, but I am pretty sure that these days aren't correct anyway to our year and Captain keeps scribbling things in the margins whenever I get distracted enough for the calendar to be snatched out of my hands. I found the calendar more or less intact and it's kinda impressive that it lasted from way back in 2012. It must have held some sort of personal importance to it's owner to seal it away in a plastic container with words "the Mayans were wrong, trust no-one!"
I've been trying to keep track of how old I am, but I keep forgetting to check off every day in the calendar or maybe captain is messing off with me by erasing my checkmarks.
Something tells me I shouldn't be telling Captain about my birthday anyway. I would
Dear Writers.This is something I feel I should share. It's something I deal with personally and I hope it's reassuring to you all...actually I'm going to share something at the end that I found on tumblr that fits perfectly!Dear Writers.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
So, dear writers.
I don't know how many of you dream of being authors out there, or if you just write for the fun of it and are soon captivated by the expectation of the readers who love your work.
Don't be afraid to get distracted from your original goal. Don't take your eyes off that goal by all means! Keep it in your mind and in your heart. Keep striving toward it, but don't feel so pressed down by it that you feel everything you do that doesn't deal with it is only a waste of time.
One of my biggest aspirations is to become a best selling author. Yes, I'm going as far as saying best selling because that's the truth. I don't want to be a writer that no one has heard of. Though honestly I wouldn't mind, and I would probably like it better, if I were a writer where my f
The Watcher PokeballHello people,The Watcher Pokeball3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Hope your doing well and hope your enjoying my latest deviation the England pokeball.
This journal entry is for the watcher pokeball, now originally i said I would probably put all 10,000 avatars into a pokeball image but I started a little practice on it today and I think it will be pretty impossible but that's ok I have an idea.
Although I love all of you and wish I can make all of you something special I think the smartest idea right now will be to hold a little "contest" right here in the comments section. The top 100 responses will be featured.
Nothing too hard, just tell me what it will mean to you to have your avatar featured in a wazzy88 pokeball. Try to keep it to a few sentences so I don't get too overwhelmed lol
Also, feel free to give me tips and hints on how the pokeball should be structured or just how it should look overall, maybe it should be a manip? Maybe it can be a text based imagery forming a pokeball, or something along these lines.
SYACRemember a while back I said there was something I was gonna announce about SYAC? Well here we go! I'm coming back to do more SYAC's soon. All of it too, the NSYAC and the old SYAC stuff.SYAC3 years ago in Personal More Like This
We're working right now on categorizing everything in the archives, so you can browse just the stuff you want to look at and not have it be this clusterf**k of everything hodgepodged together. We should have something ready for viewing within the next few days.
What I am going to do differently this time around is not conform to a set release schedule. I'm gonna make the comics as I feel like it and as the jokes come to me. Hopefully, without the pressure of a constant release schedule I can work more on refining the artwork and making sure nothing is rushed out.
Having said that... please keep in mind this is still a series of silly low-brow cartoon strips so... don't be expecting DaVinci level art here or anything. SYAC has never been a series where the art was meant to look like a DC comic book, an