Warriors for Dummies- Part 1-Warriors- for dummies
A look at what the Warriors characters are REALLY like...
Part 1- Original Series
Firestar: I am Firestar. I am brave and noble. I love Spottedleaf but now I love Sandstorm and I had kits with her but I feel like I'm cheating on my beautiful dead medicine cat so now I make out with her in my dreams. And I miss Bluestar, my old mentor, because she was wise and I was attached to her and stuff. I went on a journey to save SkyClan and Sandstorm got mad when I said that Echosong was hot. I am overprotective and I feel the need to prove myself to my Clanmates. I also have a knack for stating the obvious.
Sandstorm: I love Firestar, but I know he's cheating on me with a dead medicine cat who's seasons older than him and flirts with every tom she meets and it's all I worry about, besides my kits and their destinies. I want them to grow up happy and I want to be a loyal warrior but I want Firestar to love me and I want to be a good grandma and I also want to
Warriors for Dummies- Part 2-Warriors- for dummiesWarriors for Dummies- Part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A look at what the Warriors characters are REALLY like...
Part 2- New Prophecy
Brambleclaw: *high pitched voice* I am such a good, loyal cat! I am a good father, and I do my best to lead the Clan, and- *raspy, evil voice* You know you want to kill Firestar! You know it, YOU KNOW IT! Hawkfrost can do it, so can you! *high pitched voice* No! I will never do it! I love my daddy! *raspy, evil voice* Luke I am your father! *high pitched voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Squirrelflight: Well. I see youre busy. *long pause* Time to go rip Ashfurs heart out!
Ashfur: *in Mr. Mop voice* Baby, come back! You can blame it all on meeeeeee- *door is slammed in his face*
Leafpool: I follow the warrior code. Im boring. Hey look, Crowfeather!!! Lets run away so I can get pregnant and give birth to kits and have Erin give out SO MANY freaking clues and have my stupid kits be all Wha? THEN WHOS OUR MOMMY?! once she
Twiarriors*Edward and Bella are talking a walk in the forest of the Clans, talking*Twiarriors7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Edward: Im telling you, Bella, I wont bite you till were married!
Bella: I dont care about the biting, I just wanna have sex with you. After that, I really dont care what you do to me.
Edward: Um. Hey look, a kitteh! *points to random tree*
*Edward runs away*
Bella: Nooo!!! My sexy vampire! *stumbles around blindly* Now Im lost! Theres a hole in my heart! I cant breathe!
*Leafpool, Crowfeather, Squirrelflight, Jaypaw, Brambleclaw, and Ashfur emerge from the forest*
Leafpool: Oh shut up. You dont deserve a vampire. *looks around for Edward* Oh, my sweet vampire, where are you?
Crowfeather: Oh, so now you want me to suck your blood too? *starts sobbing uncontrollably* So now Im not GOOD enough for you?
Jaypaw: Crybaby. I cant believe youre my dad.
Brambleclaw: Wh-what? *looks at Squirrelflight* You mean you never had my kits?! *cu
Twiarriors Two*Jaypaw, Crowfeather, Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, and Ashfur are milling around in the forest. Ashfur is wearing a tutu.*Twiarriors Two7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Crowfeather: *singing* And you don't get to see the tears I cryyyy! Because you're busy trying to do it with a vampire! *starts crying again*
Leafpool: *annoyed* Oh, shut up. I never got to the front anyway.
Jaypaw: I didn't like that one called Emmett. He wanted by hawt stick. *cuddling the stick*
Squirrelflight: I miss Jasper. He was sexy. *sighs*
Brambleclaw: I knew it! There's someone else, isn't there? *bursts into tears and runs into the trees*
Leafpool: *staring after him* A little slow, ya think?
Ashfur: Lalalalalalalalalalala!!! *notices Squirrelflight* RAWR, mah hawt lady! *Trys to pounce on her. Fails.*
Jaypaw: Did Brambleclaw give Ashfur crack again?
Crowfeather: For hatin' you I blame myseeeelllfff!!!
Leafpool: If you hate me so much, why do you care if I sleep with Edward?
*Bella jumps out of the trees*
Bella: There she is! Vampire st
Conquered FearsTawnypelt sighed, gazing down at her newborn kits with hope and love blazing in her deep green eyes. She was exhausted from birthing them, but now, as they slept, curled up next to her stomach, she felt a wonderous feeling of peace and joy spread over her.Conquered Fears7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Tawnypelt?" Rowanclaw's anxoius mew sounded from the nursery entrance, and the ShadowClan queen looked up into her mate's eyes. He must have seen the exhaustion, because he whispered, "As long as you're all right, I can come back later to see the kits..."
"No, Rowanclaw, it's ok," she protested wearily, wanting her mate to be with her, now of all times. "Come see our kits."
He hesitated at the entrance, but dipped his head slightly and padded back to join her, ignoring Snowbird, whose watchful gaze followed his every pawstep. Tawnypelt looked on proudly as he gently sniffed each kit, pausing on the largest, a tortiseshell tom with tabby markings. "Have you named them yet, love?"
Tawnypelt smiled gently, flicking her tail toward her
LeafxCrow: Why it could workWhy the LeafxCrow Theory Would WorkLeafxCrow: Why it could work7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(and why it's very possible that Jaypaw and Hollyleaf are their kits)
1. After Sunset: We Need To Talk
I figure this would be a good place to start. (Notice how the title of the play is very interesting: We Need To Talk...) Leafpool goes to the WindClan border to talk to Crowfeather, and Crowfeather alone. She must want to tell him about their kit, or else she wouldn't have to talk to him alone; she could have talked to any WindCan cat. She aso seems really upset when he mentions Nightcloud, implying even more that the news must be personal. AuthorTracker also sent out a note to all subscribers saying:
My spring tour seems a long time ago now, but you may remember from my tour diary that I wrote a ten-minute play called After Sunset: We Need to Talk, which had its World Premiere in the Secret Garden Bookshop in Seattle, WA. This was one of the highlights o
It's okay...Leafpool sat with her tail wrapped around her dainty paws, her head lifted to the stars, her eyes closed.It's okay...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Take me, StarClan," she whispered, a solitary tear trickling down her cheek. "I'm ready."
Only silence greeted her; the frozen lake glittered in the dying sunlight, the bare trees were still, the frosted grass didn't quiver. With a heavy sigh, the ThunderClan medicine cat opened her eyes and stared out across the lake. She felt a thorn pierce her heart as her gaze swept over the moors. Over there was a nest full of mewling kits, being nursed by the warrior called Nightcloud and being watched over by their father, Crowfeather.
"But he's your father too," she mewed softly, not to herself, but to the kits in her swollen belly. She could feel them, feel them kicking, moving, inside of her, and she knew they wanted to come out. But the sorrow they would bring... "StarClan, please!" she wailed. "Have mercy..."
But this was her punishment, and she knew it. To have loved a WindClan warrio
Crowfeather's Son Part 5Crowfeather's SonCrowfeather's Son Part 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Before he was Breezepaw
Note: Most of the following was written by the real Erin Hunter, (in the form of a play)!
It had been one moon since the birth of Crowfeathers kits, and he looked on proudly as Dovekit and Breezekit wrestled in the camp clearing.
Ill get you yet, Mudclaw! screeched Dovekit as she leapt onto her
brother. For I am Onestar, the true leader of Windclan!
Just try and kill me, Onestar! retorted Breezekit, and he kicked his
sibling hard enough to send her flying across the clearing. Then he sat up and drew a paw across his face. Can I be Onestar now?
Dovekit bounced over to him. Why? We all know youre better suited as Mudclaw!
As the kits began fighting again, Tornear padded up to Crowfeather. Onestar wants you to join our patrol near the Thunderclan boundry, he said. Think you can handle it?
Crowfeather began to bristle.
Flame of The Forest - 9The bushes rustled and Flamepaw stepped out, clutching several soft leaves in his jaws. He saw Darkpaw there, huddled on the ground, and mewed softly, Whats wrong?Flame of The Forest - 96 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darkpaw glanced up and shook herself. Flamepaw was here now, and instantly the darkness seemed to lift, as though he were a beacon of light coming towards her which chased away the shadows. She got to her paws and padded over to him, relieved at how quickly he had managed to retrieve the herb. Nothing. Its just well Ive been thinking about what Ravenwing said. Hes right, Flamepaw, we have never seen a leaf-bare. What if what if-
Flamepaw looked down, then up again, and caught her gaze. I will never want to stop seeing you. No matter what anyone says. Well find a way. He passed the newts foot over to her. Give it to them in the same way that you would give catmint. They only need a few drops theres enough there for yo
Flame of The Forest - 3Darkpaw awoke, once again, to the feeling of icy water trickling down her spine.Flame of The Forest - 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She sat up sharply, giving herself head rush, and had to sit still for a moment until the ground stopped swaying by which time Swiftpaw and her companions had already left, their snickers fading as they stepped out into the dawn light.
Darkpaw shuddered, not from the cold, or indeed the fact that her denmates were playing a prank on her again; it was due to the dream that she had had last night. As she was pulled into consciousness the vivid images seemed already to be fading, but she could remember one thing in particular: two bright, liquid amber eyes, unearthly in their beauty, gazing at her piercingly. Her awe at their beauty faded away to a deep remorse, as she realised that it was unlikely for her ever to see them again. She had laid eyes upon the most beautiful things in the world, and now everything seemed ugly in comparison. Darkpaw felt an emptiness in her chest, like something was missing
Thundering River Part 1White was all around them. White in the sky, white on the earth, white in the icy breeze that seared into Stonekit's eyes and made him clamp them, watering, shut. White swirled in the air and sliced through fur, battering the three cats mercilessly and submerging them, forcing them to become one with the white.Thundering River Part 15 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Stonekit would not let that happen. He pressed against the frail warmth of his sister, Mistykit, as she sat hunched over against the buffeting storm. He could tell by her posture, the hang of her head, that she was feeling the loss of their sister, Mosskit, like a part of them had been scooped out.
"Mosskit? Mosskit! No! Don't take her, please..."
Stonekit couldn't understand how it had happened. One moment they were all four of them together, battling the storm onwards, and the next...Mosskit was lying cold, frozen, unmoving in the white, and she was...not. Stonekit hadn't been able to understand anything since that moment when he knew his sister had gone. The forest, th
Confrontation"Cinderpelt...?"Confrontation7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I have to tell you something... I-I-"
"Huh... Fireheart...?" Cinderpelt shook her head groggily as she was roused from her sweet dream. The gray she-cat lifted her head up and blinked her eyes slowly. The image in front of her sharpened, but she already know who it was.
"S-s-sandstorm! What are you doing here?"
"I'll tell you what I'm doing here." Sandstorm snarled, unsheathing her claws. "Fireheart is mine you hear me? Mess with him again and I'll bet Yellowfang will have something interesting to hear..."
Cinderpelt's heart was hammering. "I-I don't know what y-you mean..."
"LIAR!" Sandstorm screeched as she brushed her needle-sharp claws against dark gray fur. As the room started fading to darkness, Cinderpelt could sense the sand-coloured pelt exiting the room, unmistakable smugness shooting out like arrows.
71. LoveI made a mistake. A horrible, horrible mistake. Yellowfang was right, it was all wrong. Our relationship led to the destruction of ShadowClan. My own death pales in that light. By the time I realized the extent to what I had done, I was halfway to StarClan. I was surprised they even took me in. I should have gone to Dark Forest like my son for my mistakes.71. Love6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When I learned that it was Yellowfang who had secured my place in StarClan, I thought I could have died nine times over. After all Id done, she still loved me. She still stood before StarClan and begged for my forgiveness. I was so proud of her when she murdered our son. He was what we had shared; I should have been horrified. But he had also broken us apart. That was when I realized how much his name meant. It was about our relationship. It was about how much our love had been mangled. And yet she still cared. After that all I wanted was to protect her until she came to join me in StarClan.
* * * *
Thoughts like these plagued
Flame of The Forest - 6And then, Flamepaw chuckled. Scratchpaw said, No, Waterstep! That was the mouse Flamepaw caught four suns ago but he lost it! It will taste horrible now! And he let out this almighty cry and sprang forwards, knocking the fish out of Watersteps grasp.Flame of The Forest - 66 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darkpaw giggled, swallowing the piece of fish she was chewing. Flamepaw had just caught it for them to share. I bet he got elders duty for a moon!
Flamepaw grinned at her. Two moons, actually.
Darkpaw laughed again, almost choking on the morsel she was chewing before pushing the remnants of the main carcass forward. Here, she coughed and laughed at the same time. I couldnt possibly eat any more.
Thanks, the tom purred, reaching out with his paw. But Darkpaw didnt withdraw her own paw fast enough, and he placed his over hers for half a heartbeat.
They both jerked away at the same time. Darkpaw suddenly felt quite hot, even thou
Flame of The Forest - 5Here, Honeypaw said, nudging a mouse over to Darkpaw with a smile. You look like you could do with it.Flame of The Forest - 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Thanks, Darkpaw mewed, flopping down beside her and taking a bite out of the prey.
They were sitting in a corner of the camp near to the apprentices den, and Darkpaw had just arrived back from the dawn patrol with Thorntail and a few others. Swiftpaw, Weaselpaw and Crimsonpaw were sitting nearby, and Darkpaw heard one of them mention her name followed by snorts of laughter, but she ignored them. She was too tired to react anyway. Thorntail had woken her before dawn to announce she was to be going on the dawn patrol, and she wouldnt have minded generally, except this time Swiftpaw and Snakepaw had been going too. They had tripped her up so that she landed in a puddle of icy water, and after having taken a while to get up due to the numbness that spread through her limbs from the cold, was then subject to Thorntails favourite saying:
Jayfeather's SonMy Warriors Story is about a young tom named Crowpaw, he is the son of Jayfeather and Cinderheart. This cat has a special gift, but it is also a dark punishment.Jayfeather's Son6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Crowpaw slowly pulled his way through the apprentice den, out in the clearing, Bumblepaw, Blossompaw, and Briarpaw shared tounges with Graystripe and Millie, Rosepaw and Toadpaw both played with Daisy's four moon old kits, Snakekit, and Flowerkit. Crowpaw's eyes slid past the other cats to his mother, Cinderheart, who talked with Jayfeather near the Medicine Cat den, he stood up, stretched and stotted over.
"Sure, I'll do that." Jayfeather meowed, but his ears twitched towards Crowpaw, he must of heard the apprentice comeing.
"Hello Crowpaw." Jayfeather meowed, his eyes narrowing. "I must go." He added quickly and he brushed past Cinderheart into the Medicine Cat den, his fur slightly brushing hers as he passed.
"Whats ups with him?" Crowpaw grumbled, Jayfeather was always in a bad mood, garenteed.
Flame of The Forest - 1Darkpaw! Hey Darkpaw, wake up.Flame of The Forest - 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darkpaw moaned, tucking further into her nest while keeping her eyes, sore from tiredness, firmly shut. What were they doing waking her already? She had only just got to sleep.
Darkpaw, come on!
Something cold and icy trickled down her neck, and in the same instant she became aware of someone standing over her. She shivered and sat up quickly, shaking her head to rid it of the water droplets, while blearily looking around her. Harsh, dawn light was streaming through the brambles into the apprentices den, and as she shielded her eyes from its glare with her paw she saw the dark shapes of the other apprentices crowded around her. All of them had a sneer on their faces, with the exception of the cat who had spoken, Honeypaw, who was looking at her uncertainly.
As she sat up Swiftpaw withdrew, a wad of water-logged moss clamped in her jaws, and a smirk on her muzzle. It took Darkpaw a moment to realise what was going o
Crowfeather's Son- The EndCrowfeather's SonCrowfeather's Son- The End7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Before he was Breezepaw
Crowfeather was at Fourtrees. He immediately wondered what strange dream of death and destruction he had been having; he was awake now! It was time to train with Mudclaw, and after that, maybe he could go out on patrol
Suddenly the stars seemed to spiral down from the night sky; this was not reality. StarClan was coming to him.
He watched in awe as three starry figures began to come into focus.
Feathertail! he gasped.
The silver she-cat pressed her nose to his and purred, I have a new kit to care for now, Crowfeather, she purred. I cant say how happy I am to have companions from your family.
Crowfeather gazed past her, at two little she-cats, looking thrilled to see him.
Shadekit? he breathed. Dovekit?
Dovekit puffed out her chest. Im Dovepaw now, she told him proudly. StarClan accepted me as an apprentice, and guess what?&
ItW Spoof PrologueIt was the half-moon. The river and all the surrounding rocks and trees were washed in silver light.ItW Spoof Prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Oooohh, looks pretty! The silence was broken by the eager meow of a cat. He bounded heedlessly out of the cover of the trees and onto the riverbank. His companions followed.
Tigerclaw, were supposed to be stealthy, for StarClans sake! Redtail growled, lashing his ginger tail angrily.
Another group of cats stood waiting for them on the rocks. Ah, who cares. Were gonna be making a racket anyway! one of them called down to the group. Laughter sounded behind him from his companions.
Tigerclaw unsheathed his claws, and they glinted in the moonlight. His mouth twitched into a smile. Then what are we waiting for? Im ready to kill somecat!
With that, the two parties leaped forward. They rolled about, yowling and snarling as they clawed the pelts off each other. The din was great, and sleeping birds were woken from their sle