Kind Of AmazingTitle: Kind Of AmazingKind Of Amazing2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Genre: Fluff with a bit of sexy-ish innuendo. But mostly fluff.
Warnings: uhm slight hickey-causing and some suspicious noises from Phil
Disclaimer: I do not own Amazingphil or danisnotonfire and this is fiction and yes
Author's Note: Second story posting tonight. Which is fun. And stuff. And yeah so be kind I guess and enjoy.
Phil grinned, moving to turn off the camera before tackling Dan to the floor once again. They'd just finished filming what he'd call 'Phil is not on fire', which would be their first video together. And it went surprisingly well, considering how much of a train wreck he expected it to be.
"Everyone's going to love it and love you," Phil insisted, a hand on either side of Dan's head as he swooped down to steal a quick kiss, "We did it, Dan!"
The younger only giggled and stretched to capture Phil's lips in another kiss, shrugging, "I'm not so sure they'll love me. Think of what your fangirls will do when
Top Gear Quotes And Now: Top Gear Quotes!Top Gear Quotes6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
*audience is silent
James: [On his Bentley T2] "I've got furniture that handles better than this thing!"
[On the Renault Clio V6 with overdone French accent] Jeremy: "I don't want to go around this corner fast. I want to go home and Make Love and make Cheese because that
if you still want megive me a reason to stay, but only if you want meif you still want me10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
dont let me think im wasting my time, unless i really am
am i something worth fighting for?
someone worth holding on to?
if you thought about us
the two of us together
what comes to mind?
why are you with me?
do you have a good reason?
be honest with yourself first, then honest with me later
you can only love someone for so long
without being loved back
but if you want them to stay
they surely would, even without reciprocation
you cant be completely selfless
sometimes you need to hold tight
letting go so easily implies disinterest
and maybe thats what it is...
i know thats how i'll take it anyways
if you want me, make it clear and why
if you dont want me...
let me go
or let me know
so i can be the one to cut you loose
its better that way
....somehow its better
maybe one day i'll understand this need i have
until then, you should think
and decide your own answer
KIBASAKU: My LoveThe two walked side by side.KIBASAKU: My Love8 years ago in Teen More Like This
Kiba let his arm drape lazily and casually over the shoulders of his pink haired date.
Sakura kept throwing green eyed glances and heartwarming smiles in the ninjas direction making his chest thump to the rhythm of their walking feet.
Akamaru trotted along his masters heels, acting somewhat obediently.
Sakura stopped at her porch abruptly, giving the boy a grateful look. Thank you for tonight. She said politely.
Kiba smiled a half smile at her obvious dismissal. Sasuke...
The girls face immediately changed and she looked down in shock at the name.
Kiba turned, but his dog-like eyes widened in surprise as he felt someone grasp his arm.
He whirled around to look at Sakuras wide smile. Its not that.
Say my name, he said seriously and solemnly.
Sakura hesitated. She studied his face, remembering when he had asked her out the day before. His face had been bright red, his eyes wide and
Top Gear Quotes: 2 Art TradeAnd NOW... Top Gear Quotes: 2Top Gear Quotes: 2 Art Trade6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
((In this episode, well, mostly, Richard, James, and Jeremy have PROMISED the United States (because of some Visa problems) that, if they do a show in the U.S., they will not, and I'm not making this up, they will not be entertaining. It's strictly documentary.))
Jeremy: *points at Richard*... and don't put a cow on your roof.
Richard: Well, can I run into James May's car every time we stop?
Richard: Not even a littl...
Jeremy: Don't. Race. Between. The lights.
Richard: *races between the lights* No, we mustn't do that.
Jezza: *announcing* While May was trying his luck at the slots, we went out looking for things we weren't supposed to do...to do.
Jezza and Hamster: *revv the engines of their muscle cars and set off other car alarms, Jezza goes of, squealing his wheels*
Hamster: Don't squeal your tires!
*talking about Richard's Dodge Caravan*
Jeremy: it's like a body-builder,
Untitled PoemsYou stab yourself in the heartUntitled Poems8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
With a poison filled barb
We call it depression and
We're ready to medicate
Pop the pills and the pain
Goes away, and you give in
Welcome another happy addict
Cut the skin from my bones
The disgusting sinner falls away
Digitally stimulated and disconnected
Cake the make up on the slut
Remove the tumor implanted within
Fuck the regret you feel, it isn't real
Let loose the anger cannon inside your heart
Explosive emotions fill up the emptiness
Drug me up and spit me out
Eat the sins of your maker
Devour the love you feel
Atone for your imperfection
With pain you will pay
Tear away life, piece by piece
Skeletal regret will never repent
Lick the plastic breast of falsity.
Worship the idol of 'perfection'.
Dance around the store-bought hero.
Celebrate the mundane creativity.
Give into the bland world they've ma
A Synesthete's Love Letteryour eyes are like fridays,A Synesthete's Love Letter7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
they're light and like shallow pools
that i can disrupt with the tip of my hand
fridays bend and swirl with the excitement
of tan saturdays that link arms with
white sundays and walk away from the week
when you say my name i hear
a shade of fuchsia push through your lips
and curdle in my hands.
i've never liked my name
because a and m are red, you know
but y is orange and those colours
don't mix well
and neither do i
when you breathe next to me
i can see grey ash float through the air
as if someone is perpetually tapping
their cigarettes over us.
but when you moan it's more than ash
it's the equivalent of
mount vesuvius erupting
the angry sky
meeting the ocean
a surge of blue cloaks my skin
and you make it so easy
to lay back and dream of water
although ambulances screech out
raging red javelins
and the sound of guns shooting
makes me feel that the sky is falling
i know that together
we can find the errors in this place
and smooth them out with our hands
Sleep Well"Wait...that's my bag in J---This is my tent!" A frantic flurry of movement accompanied the noises of disgust and frustration as Jeremy laughed.Sleep Well6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well, would you rather go out there with the hippos...or stay in here with the horses head?"
"I...I've never had to think about that one before."
Quiet had settled over the camp. Cameramen, directors, and animals were sound asleep, the soft nature sounds of Botswana drifting over the landscape.
One Richard Hammond, however, was finding it awfully difficult to sleep with the stench of a three-day-old horses head lingering about his tent. With a huff he grabbed one unsullied blanket and a pillow, fumbling his way from the mesh-and-nylon confines of his shelter.
Soft pastel yellow shone dully in the silver moonlight, an odd congregation of angles and curves highlighted with gentle shadow. The little Opel Kadett rested low on wide tires, almost flat from the amount of air let out to stay on soft sand. Dust had settled itself over the
Black Prince and White RoseThe Legend of the Black Prince and the White RoseBlack Prince and White Rose6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Once there was a castle, because all the old tales have castles. And of course there was a prince because what is a castle without royalty? He was the son of a foreign princess and was known for being ruthless in battle. The young war prince would ride to meet his enemies without any sort of fanfare save for his black banner with its green dragon which sported molten gold eyes identical to the princes. It was only in battle with his black banner waving that the prince ever showed emotion, and so he became known as the Black Prince.
Now, while this story is very old, the tales of Grimm are older still. They began the tradition of every fairytale having a beautiful woman, and so our tale has one as well. This woman was no long-haired maiden or red capped delivery girl, though. She was a powerful witch.
The witch had heard the tale of the Black Prince and was determined to claim both the handsome warrior and his la
Why I Can't Be A BelieverWhy I Can't Be A Believer7 months ago in Editorial More Like This
For the first two decades of my life, I was a believer of the Christian faith, to be more specific, a Baptist. For years I believed in the writings, attended a bible study group when I was nine until I was eleven, my Grandfather had wished I would become a minister. But over the last few years, my doubts, my understandings of science and the ability to reason came to fruition and led me to leaving the faith.
For most of my time, I never liked going to Church. My father always tended to be cranky the rest of the afternoon after coming home, I didn't like the Church I went to (they told me to give my allowance to the Church) and in general I didn't like being guilted into going by my father and his family.
About two years ago, on an upcoming Easter weekend, I had walked to the local Cole's Bookstore and bought a copy of The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins and spent much of my time r
Don't Give Yourself AwayLove is a pain,Don't Give Yourself Away10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You put yourself on the line.
You give yourself away
Without wondering why
Everything you are
You get back in time
It hurts for a while
It hurts for a while
You live and learn
You learn your lesson well
Don't give yourself away
Don't give yourself away
Time won't heal all
But it will help you forget
The pain that you felt
The tears that you wept
When it's said and done
And the pain fades away
You should remember the good
The wonderful days
Next time you're in love
Remember this line
Don't give yourself away
Don't give yourself away
When you find someone to love
Here's what you do
Give directions to your heart
They can go if they want to
You should always be whole
So don't give any away
Until you know without a doubt
She is there to stay
Always live like you're not afraid to die,
Always love like you've never lost.
Masque of the Red Death ReviewMasque of the Red Death Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(We open upon a castle in a dark and seemingly dead land. The Red Death ravages the land,
killing all outside of the castle walls. Inside, HttC holds a masquerade ball for his
friends whom he is keeping safe from the ravages of the Red Death, yet he refuses to let
anyone else in. The guests are dressed in costumes that range from the humorous to the
macabre. They dance, laugh and make merry, a cruel contrast to the wretched fate held upon
the peasants of the land. We see that HttC is a bit uneasy )
HttC: Damn him, there he is again! That inconsiderate Never mind. I shall find out who he
is soon enough, for now I must review the 1964 Vincent Price film, Masque of the Red
A European prince terrorizes the local peasantry while using his castle as a refuge
against the "Red Death" plague that stalks the land. I love the work of Edgar Allen Poe,
really who doesn't? His tales are dark and scary, filled with great stories, characters
and horror. Through the years some of his
White And Black and LonelyHe was created.White And Black and Lonely4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Given no name,
Given no life,
Told only his task.
Born for science,
To be a tester,
He is alone.
All he sees-
Black on black,
The only light
In a world of speeding darkness.
They say he isn't human;
They say he's something else.
But who is he really?
Why does he not know?
He was created.
Given no name,
Given no life,
Told only his task.
Chapter 1: Meet Princess GaaraChapter one: Meet Princess GaaraChapter 1: Meet Princess Gaara8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"This is…very uncomfortable." She said, or really I should say, he said. This was his first time riding a horse long distance, also his first time riding on anything in a dress. He had decided earlier that wearing a dress while walking around wasn't too inconvenient but when it came to doing almost anything else wearing a dress became quite troublesome.
'Why is our hero in a dress?' you may ask yourself. It's quite simple; he's the royal heir to the thrown! But why must he wear a dress, why can't he be a dashing prince instead of a pretty princess? Well, that's because it has been foretold that if a male were to inherit the thrown chaos would consume the kingdom. But our hero, whose name is Gaara-hime, by the way, must inherit the thrown, even if he is a boy. Why? Well, stop asking so many questions! That's just how it is, okay? No, really there is a reason, which may very well be revealed later on.
He rode atop his horse, his head held high, trying to
To Mommy and DaddyTo Mommy and Daddy,To Mommy and Daddy9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why is it you didn’t want me?
I promise you were both revered
As I formed inside of Mommy I thought,
I can’t wait to meet them finally!
But you threw me away so easily
Like a simple ball of cells
I’m not blaming you, I just
Wish you had given me more of a chance
Maybe I wouldn’t have been the best child
Because of my physical problems
Maybe I would have been hard to handle
Because of my mental disability
Maybe you didn’t have the money
Maybe you just weren’t ready
But whatever the reason was
I want you both to know
You’re forgiven and still so loved
More Than FriendsMore Than Friends3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sawyer Nelson couldn't be happier than he already was, since his new friend, the bottlenose dolphin named Winter, was finally able to swim again with the help of a special silicone gel sleeve, which was designed by Dr. Cameron McCarthy, who was an expert in helping soldiers recover from devastating war wounds by using prosthetics.
The "Save Winter" event was a complete success, from having lots of merchandise, with photographs, coffee cups, hats, and stuffed animals that sold out.
The food was delicious, with "world-famous lemonde icicles being served by Hazel Haskett, the daughter of Dr. Clay Haskett, and "Dr. McC's Chilli Burgers" being made by Sawyer's uncle Max.
There was one moment that Sawyer couldn't forget, or even get away from his mind.
After his older cousin, Kyle, had beaten his rival, Donovan Peck, in a race at the event, Sawyer gave Hazel a high five so hard that she almost fell into the water, but Sawyer caught her hand, and pulled her very close to him.
For a quick few
Porcelain BoyIn the corner of my sleepless eyePorcelain Boy10 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
porcelain boy swallows his muted cry
as he stands
as he hides
one with restless shadows
one with helpless sorrows
night after nigh
one inflamed twilight after another
between sunset and dusk
on the edge of summer storm and thunder
Silent porcelain boy
beautiful and young, blue-eyed and fair
though paler than graveyard misty air
brings me peace and joy
my twilight love and toy
I am used to see you
I am used to watch you
haunting my night-time tired hour
with your gaze so broken and sour
In the corner of my sleepless eye
porcelain boy with cracks on his face
follows my shadow as I walk by
oh love, what a silent word-less chase
oh my sweet joy and toy
sweet porcelain boy
even your eyes are blank and still
even your lips are broken and grim
I know he´s not real
he does not live
he does not feel
but still he stands
and still he hides
in the corner of my sleepless eyes
made of porcelain and gr
Dear NicholasDear Nicholas,Dear Nicholas2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
This will be the last letter I ever write to you. Things just aren’t the way they were back then. I fear that we’ve grown apart… I know we’ve grown apart. I know this because there’s someone else I’ve grown close to. I’ve grown closer to him than you and I ever were. I guess I broke my promise to come back. I do feel remorseful for breaking that promise to you, but I really had no choice. I couldn’t face coming all the way back just to say good-bye. Please believe me when I say I had no intention of this happening. I had thought maybe some time away from one another would be helpful but… Please do understand Nicholas that I do love you. And, even though its not the same way you love me, it’s because of my love for you that I couldn’t come back; that I can’t be with you. Please do try and be happy with the rest of your life. You’ll find someone out there for you
Dear SantaDear Santa can you fix it for meDear Santa1 month ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
To live a day of my life pain free
Where bullies won't rip off my shirt
And, just for once, the bruises don't hurt
Can you please make it that for this one night
My parents get through it without a bad fight
Or that I have an hour without the growing fear
That in the morning I won't be here
Maybe if I am good today
I won't be beaten for being gay
And that I might not have to grieve
Over a friend killed for what they believe
Please don't make it another night on my own
All the rest of this year I have been so alone
Everyone I loved has gone and I'm tired and old
No money for the heating, the house is so cold
Let me find a nice place in which to stay
I'm not fussy; just a nice alley or friendly doorway
Santa what I would give for a crust of fresh bread
Or one night spent safe in a fluffy soft bed
Bring back my daughter, I need her alive
Go tell her killer not to drink and then drive
Tell my mom I love her and give her a hug
Let her know I'm sorry for over
Better Days: Chap. 4Sasuke slid his arms around Naruto's neck, pulled him closer, and pressed his lips to the blonde's. His dark eyes slipped shut as he ran a soft hand down the back of the blonde's neck, his skin rough and tanned.Better Days: Chap. 49 years ago in Teen More Like This
At this, the blonde tilted his head at an angle so his neck was a bit more exposed and the kiss was deeper, as he hugged Sasuke a bit tighter.
Sasuke ran his long nails against the boy's newly exposed neck, he licked Naruto's soft lips teasingly, seeing what he would do.
To this, Naruto nibbed his upperlip, licking it, as well, waiting for another reaction from Sasuke.
Sasuke buried both hands in Naruto's silky, sunny locks and kissed him harder than before, then pulling back reluctantly and slowly, opening his eyes to see Naruto.
Naruto did the same, his expression soft, as he silently wrapped his arms around the other, hugging him and leaning his chin ontop of his choppy, charcoal locks of hair on the top of his head.
"Goodnight, Naruto." He breathed, smirking. "Sleep well."