The Infinite RegressTheist: God exists.The Infinite Regress4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Atheist: And how's that?
Theist: Because everything must have a cause, and universe must have been caused by God.
Atheist: Couldn't the universe just be eternal?
Theist: No, because the big bang theory proves that the universe had a beginning, and couldn't have been eternal.
Atheist: That's just speculation on your part. The big bang theory says nothing about the cause of the big bang, or the state of the universe prior to it. Science can't yet answer that.
Theist: Well even if the big bang wasn't the very beginning, that's just pushing it back one more stage, the universe had to be caused!
Atheist: The universe exists, can we agree?
Atheist: Your beliefs aside, God is unproven, can we agree?
Atheist: So if something has to be eternal and uncaused, explain to me how it makes more sense to argue that it must be an unproven entity of infinite complexity, rather than something of finite complexity which we already know exists?
How to Piss Off Alagaesia 3Epic People's Guide to Pissing Off the Whole of AlagaesiaHow to Piss Off Alagaesia 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~ chapter three ~
So Galbatorix is really mad at you because you stole his nuts and hid them under the couch, and he's mad at Shruikan, who you bribed to piss over everything in his castle, and, being a tard, Galby is currently spazzing real bad ...
112. Make fairths of the Twins and Galby and call them the 'Baldie Triplets'. Hang these up everywhere.
113. Steal the last dragon egg and draw a face on it.
114. Decorate Gal's crown with (:imhappyplz pictures - which is the Varden's new banner, remember??
115. Pour Seithr Oil all over his throne and his bed sheets.
116. Leave a note in elvan claiming that he is the father of Arya and sign it as from Islanzadi.
117. Put on the bottom of the note, 'P.S. you're still not getting another go >:'
118. Steal all his warhorses and replace them with ... LLAMAs!!!!!!!
119. Put a llama on his bed.
120. Tell his doctor or healer or whatever that he is having a llama spazz attack an
The GambleI am a prisonerThe Gamble5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Locked in this room
There's no way out
But I want to leave soon
I look towards the window
This is my only shot
I ponder this escape
But of courage I have not
I could live
I could die
Isn't either better than this?
I am a lover
Silent as death
I wait and I watch
Until my last breath
You glance my way
I could tell you how I feel
But I have nothing to say
Though my love is surely real
I could have you
I could lose you
Isn't either better than this?
I am a sinner
Flooded with shame
No one could love me
I'm not the same
I might try to change
That would be good
But what would people say
Who would think I could
I could try
I could fail
Isn't either better than this?
This is Halloween!This is Halloween:This is Halloween!3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with me and you will see
The friends I've hung down from this tree...
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Corpses scream in the dead of night!
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
It's our town, everybody scream!
In this town of Halloween...
I am the one hiding under your bed;
Licking your hand with a tongue so red and -
I am the one crawling up your stairs,
Thump-thump-drag, when no one's there...
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
Round that corner man, Jockey in the trash can;
Hunters waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Sadako is on the screen!
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine!
Sunshine Chap7 Epilouge FINAL--LAST TIME--Sunshine Chap7 Epilouge FINAL8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sasuke picked up Naruto bridal style and ran to Kohana. When he got to the gates, the guards stared at Naruto, full of fear. "MOVE DAMNIT , HE'S NOT KYUUBI!" Sasuke yelled pushing them out of the way and running in. Everyone was out at 4 pm in the afternoon, so they saw the tattered Sasuke running towards the hospital holding the dying Naruto.
He burst into the hospital and yelled" WHERE'S TSUNADE!!" Hearing her name, she skidded out into the hall and froze. Sasuke started to lose feeling in his body, due to blood loss. "T-Take him.." he trailed off starting to fall. He felt two sets of hands catch him and Naruto. The last thing he saw before passing out was Naruto being carried off by Tsunade.
....2 weeks later....
Sasuke walked out of the hospital and ran straight to the spot where team 7 used to meet , it was snowing. "Naruto.." he whispered.
He sighed and walked through town , keeping to
StrongStrongStrong8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A word I didn't know the meaning of
Not until you held me in your arms
Not until I felt your breath on my face
And the beat of your heart in my ear
A word that had no meaning
'Til I saw the mask you wear shatter
And for once I saw the person that was inside
A person with weakness but so much more strength
A word without meaning
Until you wiped away my tears
Until you let me cry as you held me tight
Until I sobbed into your chest only to have you pull me back together
You are my strength
You are my power
You are my weakness
You are my everything
For you I will be strong
My Heart Bleeds for YouMy Heart Bleeds for You4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm dying, I'm crying but outside my smiling
you don't even know me, you don't even recognize me
Why does the world have to be so cruel to me?
Living in a world that wasn't made for me
Trying to be the best I can be
Finding what's meant to be.
Can't you see the thousand tears that I cry
the heartache that I sigh.
I'm tired of trying
tired of fighting
Was our love a lie?
Was this a game?
a game that you played
You ripped my heart out
My soul died out
nothing left but to cry now.
Why is this happening?
In the world that I live in
This everlasting scheme
Is only beginning.
A head full of anger
held in my chest.
Why did It have to end?
Now I wonder why?
Was it cause of me?
The answers are found
in darkness where light used to be.
In sickness and in health 1 The sky was dark and gray over the school of Hogwarts. Fog clouded the courtyard and it had been raining nonstop for the past month.And these "lovely conditions" didn't make an already sickly Harry feel any better. The brunette had come down with a terrible cold, and out of concern, Harry's friends advised him to stay in bed and rest until he was feeling better. Harry, however, was not the type to lie on his back, lazing in bed all day.In sickness and in health 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Unfortunately, as Harry walked into Potions that dreadful morning, he was starting to feel the toll the cold was taking on his fatigued body. His head was pounding, and his cough was even worse then yesterday. "Sick, Potter?" Draco Malfoy had just walked into classroom. He,to, had noticed Harry had been suffering from an illness over the past week. The scarred boy turned, revealing a cold stare aimed at the Slytherin prefect. " Oh, stuff it! You don't care, Mal--"
AloneCompletely aloneAlone10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In a crowded room
Can you see me?
Or am I not part of this world
Am I nothing?
I'm pushed away
From the living
And from you
that you will save me
I push through the crowd
They aren't there
But I fall
Over and over
To the corner
I can't see you
And I'm alone
In a crowded room
You won't save me
I'm in love withI chat with you everyday on the computer.I'm in love with9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I listen to you everyday when you say you love me.
I sit up thinking about you 'til dawn.
I do all these things with or for you.
But will I ever get to meet you?
I've fallen in love with someone I can;t touch.
With someone I can't really be with.
I've fallen in love with someone I can't see.
With someone I can't hold.
All in all.
I've fallen in love with a ghost.
A phantom or a memory.
Will I ever get to hold you?
Will I ever get to see your face?
Will we ever be together in the same place?
Or will I always be in loev with a phantom?
Is all I'm going to give my heart to a memory?
sXeI'm just a kid. No, scratch that - I'm just a punk kid; isn't that what you'd call me? I've got a pierced eyebrow and a pierced lip. My hair is long, shaggy, and black with purple streaks. I've got over twenty tattoos and circles under my eyes from one too many late nights. I'm just a dumb, punk kid, and you hate me, don't you? You know I'm a user and an abuser. You know that if I didn't have this leather jacket on, you'd see a line of needle marks up my arm. You know those circles under my eyes are from nights spent drinking, downing pint after pint, popping pills like candy. You know that in five years I'll not be able to climb a flight of stairs without getting out of breath, I'll have smoked so many cigarettes, so many joints. You know it all; you know everything about me. And you're dead wrong. The saddest thing of all is that you're dead wrong, and you know it.sXe9 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
Sand's of LoveTitle: Sand's Of LoveSand's of Love9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: If I owned it there would be yaoi make out senes every 5 mintues! So I don't. ,--, Whaa!
Warnings: Swearing, not-for-children-situations, girly boys, girly nick names, evil fangirls, deadly glares, and YAOI! don't like it don't read it but don't flame it!
Authors Notes: I want to thank xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx! I love ya! Shes been an insprition to me and an osm friend! My shout and thanks to her!
Sand's Of Love
Grain One, First Kisses out the Window
Ok I'm not one for fancy words to cover-up or sugar coat the truth, so to put it simple, I have a problem. And to answer your next question, I'm in love with a guy. No you didn't lose all connection to your ears, you heard me right, the Great Uzumaki Naruto, is in love with a guy!
I don't even know how it happened in the first place! He's a transfer student from a different village. He's kind of heartless sometimes and
SasuNaru-Engaged?? 19As Naruto walked down the isle he looked around at all of his friends. Kiba was in the back with a man that looked like it could be Sasuke just older. Hinata was with Ino and Sakura giggling about something. But then he looked up and saw Sasuke. Somehow he looked different than before in the blonds eyes. He couldnt think of how he looked different but it was something. As he neared the alter the music started to slowly stop. The preacher began to speak but both boys werent paring attention they were happy enough that they were actualy doing this after everything. When it came time for the vows both of them realized they hadnt written them. So they used the available vows like many other couples. You may kiss the just kiss.SasuNaru-Engaged?? 198 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke didnt need to be told twice. He wrapped his arms around his blond angel and pulled him close. The blond was already closing his eyes waiting for the Uchiha to close the space between there lips. When h
HopingEvery morning I wakeHoping8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Hoping to hear the sound of your voice
Hoping to hear you whisper in my ear
Every afternoon I drift into daydreams
Hoping to see you face
Hoping it'll light up my day
Every night I close my eyes
Hoping dreams will bring me to you
Hoping I'll feel your arms around me
Everyday I miss you more
I always hope though
Hope that today is my last day without you
Hope that tomarrow you'll be here
Every hour I love you more
But I'll still hoping
Hoping one more hour will bring you nearer
Hoping one more hour and you'll be here.
I'm always hoping
And I'll keep hoping
Hoping that you'll come for me
Hoping that you care for me
Hoping that you love me
HowItCame2B-Boyfriends-Pt1(Sasuke's thoughts)HowItCame2B-Boyfriends-Pt18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It had been a few months since I came back to Konoha after killing Itachi. The hokage was afraid that I might run away again so she made me move in with the one person that she really trusted to make sure that I stayed put. Naruto! Not that I really needed it though. I knew I wasn't going anywhere. At first I was angry that the blonde and I were living together but after a while I started to get use to it. Me and the him even started to do things together. Taking strolls around the village or getting ramen became daily things that we did together. Yes the fangirls were still around but since Ino was with Choji and Sakura with Lee, most of the time it was just one or two girls that would flirt with me now and then. It was kind of funny when a girl would flirt with me and Naruto would get all red and angry at it. He'd usually just stomp away but one day he yelled at the girl to leave me alone. It took be by suprise but we just laughed about it later. Yes you heard rig
AWE Just Over The HorizonTitle: Just Over the HorizonAWE Just Over The Horizon4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pairing: Jack/Barbossa, Jack/Will, Sao Feng/Barbossa, Jack/Bootstrap, Will/Elizabeth
Fandom: POTC: At World's End
Rating: R for racy pirate antics
Summary: As dooms day for the pirates approaches, Jack gets some advice on his love life from unexpected sources, and Barbossa gets a surprise declaration in the midst of battle.
Jack wasn't sure how it was possible, but ShipWreck Cove, a place he'd often called "home" in his youth, seemed some how smaller over time. Then again, he had not stepped foot into fabled pirate strong hold since he was but a young man, and many a year had passed since that fateful time. Back then he was not but the legendary Captain Teague's whelp of a troublesome child. Now he stood here, a pirate lord in his own rite, captain of his own ship; his own legend.
Were the circumstances of his visit not so grim he might have been found drinking with the others, singing songs and telling tales of great glory and va
Magic Mirror - OwlMagic Mirror - Owl7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Clocks belled twelve. Main street showed otherwise
Than its suburb of woods : nimbus---
Lit, but unpeopled, held its windows
Of wedding pastries,
Diamond rings, potted roses, fox-skins
Ruddy on the wax mannequins
In a glassed tableau of affluence.
From deep-sunk basements
What moved the pale, raptorial owl
Then, to squall above the level
Of streetlights and wires, its wall to wall
Wingspread in control
Of the ferrying currents, belly
Dense-feathered, fearfully soft to
Look upon? Rats' teeth gut the city
Shaken by owl cry.
Sarah stared, unblinking, at the blaring red numbers of the digital clock, transfixed. Light through the naked windows emanated from the streetlamps below. Rain serenely pattered against the roof and window panes she knew she was still not safe.
Anxiously she shoved the blankets away from her body, and took hold of the container of s
AsylumCome and walk through the doorAsylum7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Into a world ruled by madness
Can you feel it?
It's crawling under your skin
Digging a way into your brain
Like a hungry parasite
A cold chill runs down your spine
when you cross the threshold to my empire
Can you hear them whisper?
Can you hear them pray?
They will give their life
For the sake of science
There will be a new race of mankind
A perfection of humanity
When the screaming begins
I am god
In my Asylum
DepressionTrapped in darkness,Depression7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Like a tiny box closing in, choking me.
They call it nothing,
But we few sufferers call it depression,
A black gaping hole in our lives,
They call it attention seeking, we call it life
Witches BallA clear, crisp night,Witches Ball6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
fluffy clouds beneath me,
the moon, full and bright, above.
My trusted companions,
cat, broom and lantern,
join me as we fly.
The ball starts soon,
at the stroke of midnight.
And I'm so ready,
got my best hat,
my cutest dress,
and my dancing shoes on.
I'm ready to dance to
the break of dawn.
Everyone thinks we don't
know how to have fun,
that balls are only for
the princesses and princes,
but even a witch deserves
a night off and a little fun.
The best of bands will be there.
And who knows?
This might be my lucky year.
A handsome warlock would
fit into my life perfectly.
Oh yes, the Witches Ball,
the most fun night of the year.
The GambleI wrote this while playing cards with my girlfriend at the time and a few close friends.The Gamble9 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Writing Paranormal CharactersAs a writer of prose, you may at some point to want to write about a character or characters which are paranormal. We could perhaps debate over the exact definition of the word paranormal, and some may prefer supernatural - a word more closely associated with magic, whereas paranormal tends to be taken to mean something outside the realms of science (though of course, it is not as clear-cut as that, and you may like to think that I am wrong in saying this).Writing Paranormal Characters7 years ago in Editorial More Like This
For the purposes of this guide, both paranormal and supernatural refer to conscious beings, not found in the animal kingdom, that differ in some way to what I controversially call normal humans (some paranormal beings may be human, in part or in whole). To give some well-known examples: ghosts, vampires, witches, werewolves and mermaids all fall into this category. The details, of course, are up to the writer. If you t
Inu: The Boss's Daughter C.01Chapter 01Inu: The Boss's Daughter C.016 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Boss's Daughter
Tokyo, one of the many prefectures of Japan found on the east side of the main island, Honshou. By now, thirteen million people lived in the area that made the city a bit crowded if you lived in the wrong area. It seemed that living downtown in Tokyo was not really the safest place where trouble brewed on a daily basis, it was almost suicidal to live there without always turning to look over your shoulder. Everyone had to know the right person or be in the right businesspersons to be kept of live, that, or you keep your head down and walk on your merry way before you anger someone. Downtown was the best place for a demon to find some good work, making it even more dangerous to live there, especially for delicious human.
"Wake up, boy." A man growled lowly at his eldest son. "Wake your brother, and go to school." He was a cranky father who was running late for a business meeting about a serious trade that was going to save it company. "
Gonna Be Mine: NaruSasuxxxGonna Be Mine: NaruSasu9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gonna Be Mine!
p r o l o g u e
Sasuke cocked an eyebrow as he looked up from his desk, only to find a rather random, not to mention...foxy, grin matching his cold-blooded glare.
"Lookin' mighty fine today, Sasuke," The blonde boy's grin widened as he came to rest his hands on the raven haired boy's desk and leaned over.
The sitting boy felt his cheeks flush, but he continued glaring for a moment before the intense, almost magical blue gaze had him twisting his neck around to look anywhere but at him. He clenched his teeth together, gums crying out in pain as he did so. "Oh, fuck off, why don't you?"
The taller, tanner boy, Naruto, appeared to pout for a moment before flashing another grin and walzting back to his own seat when the brown-haired, ponytail adorned teacher stalked into the class, fuming, with a wailing man with a mask covering his face not far behind.
"B-but Dolphin-Chan, just one date, I promise I'll never bug you again and, and, and...--" The gray-