How to reach eternal fame and glory on DeviantARTWarning: contains strong language.How to reach eternal fame and glory on DeviantART3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Don't proceed if you are easily offended.
Welcome to the 1001st tutorial on how to reach eternal fame and glory on dA. (Another goddamn popularity tutorial.)
In this short tutorial, based on observation and research, I will explain how popularity works in the /b/ of the art world known as DeviantART.
You want attention, I want attention, EVERYONE wants attention! If it wasn't for the need of attention this site wouldn't be successful.
At first you'll have to go through the registration process where you choose your name. Something kawaii like XxFutanari-SanxX, HaDaisuki9999, BebiGyaru, NingyouGirl424 or just SPARKLYD3SU508. Choose carefully because this name will be used to define a brand new art style in the wide world of art. After you've agreed with the tl;dr Terms of Service you are now free to make an impact that will change this site forever.
Once you enter I will ask you to forget everything you k
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I’m uncomfortable by not bei
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Tomorrow is the day Bean died. It has been a year since she has passed.
A very sad day, but I do not wanna make this sad. Like I want with my own funeral, instead of sitting there being sad, I wanna celebrate her life. Kinda like a birthday.
So, every year, on this date (October 2nd) I wanna call it "Bean Day". This is not celebrating me, it is celebrating my dear mouse.
So, I am doing a few giveaways.
There will be 2 major winners. One will get a 3 month premium membership, the other will get a shiny Charizard for pokemon X and Y.
If any of you guys wanna help add to the prizes, it would be very appreciated.
:iconAerialNavigation: is adding a free custom journal skin code for both of the winners!
HOW TO WIN:
I want you to draw Bean the mouse. She can be doing anything you want.
The winner is picked on how much it entertains me, not on the quality of the picture.
When you are done, mention me in the des
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Accepting family and friends
An M on my papers
A male name
All these things are so damn far away...
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