Metallica - MetallifunThis is the Story of a Little Band called METALLICAMetallica - Metallifun8 years ago in Humor More Like This
ONE PHANTOM LORD was riding with his friends THE FOUR HORSEMEN and stopped at a bar where they drank WHISKEY IN THE JAR.
He told them that his girlfriend TUESDAYS GONE with the wind, only to be answered by PRINCE CHARMING: SO FvK!N WHAT?!
He replied back: But I was her LOVERMAN! And still, WHEREVER I MAY ROAM, THE MEMORY REMAINS. Don't you understand that THE UNNAMED FEELING still lingers in my heart?
My MAMA SAID: Oh my poor little boy, you need to PURIFY your broken heart. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS now. You need to SEEK & DESTROY her. Just go find her and pour some FUEL all over her body and then ask her to JUMP IN THE FIRE, while youre chanting: DIE, DIE MY DARLING! and performing the DEVILS DANCE
And so while doing that, people passing by were asking me: FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS?
KING NOTHING said, with a sigh of relief: Well at least AINT MY BITCH! I, b
DW: Their GoodbyeIt had been such a long journey to get here. Standing on the beach, the strong wind whipping around her, she felt a mixture of nervousness, sadness, excitement and love for the man, whose voice had led her there. It had been some tough weeks for her. Every night she would lie awake for hours, missing the gently hum of the TARDIS, always hoping he would somehow come back for her, straining her ears to catch the sound of the wonderful blue box materialising. But it never came.DW: Their Goodbye3 years ago in Romance More Like This
She now stood in the middle of the beach, waiting. Waiting for something to happen. Suddenly the Doctor faded out of the thin air. He looked just the same. Same messy hair, same sideburns, same brown eyes she could lose herself in.
"Where are you?" she asked.
"Inside the TARDIS." His voice sounded distant, as though he was not completely there. "There's one little gap in the Universe left, just about to close. I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye."
Rose wondered if he had any idea how romantic that sounded. "Yo