SiCkNeSs A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day. No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, "Don't worry about it, You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients."SiCkNeSs7 years ago in Humor More Like This
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality.
"You are a sick bastard," it whispered, "And a terrible veterinarian!"
Never Get A Wizard PeevedA wizard, draped in white robes and sporting a long grey beard, was walking down a deserted road in the heart of a dark and tangled forest. He paused for a moment to admire the colorful wild flowers growing by the wayside when there was a sudden flash and boom on the track before him. A cloud of noxious yellow smoke billowed and roiled where before there had been nothing. Coughing and retching noises emanated from within as the fumes were slowly dissipated on the breeze. At last the figure of another wizard, this one dressed in black robes and a tall pointy hat, was revealed, wildly flailing his arms to clear the air. When the new comer realized that the smoke had cleared away enough for him to be seen he hastily cleared his throat, and raising his arms above his head, let out an evil cackle.Never Get A Wizard Peeved8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The white wizard nodded in appreciation, clapping. "I say, that was jolly impressive, old chap!"
The black wizard bowed in return to the praise. "Why thank you! You were truly shocked by my sudden
A Sheep In Dragon's ClothingA Sheep In Dragon's Clothing9 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Bernice yawned and smacked her lips sleepily as the early morning sun slanted in through the open window and warmed her backside. Sighing happily, she snuggled deeper into her soft bedding and began once again to doze off.
Why had that term popped into her head so suddenly?
She shrugged mentally and resumed drifting blissfully off towards the misty lands of sleep once again.
Today is Mutton Day.
There the thought was again! What was so important about today that was trying to make itself known?
A concept struggled up out of the subconscious haze and slid into the small part of her mind that hadn't dropped back into dreams yet.
Mutton Day is like Shearing Day except that they cut deeper.
Bernice frowned in her sleep, beginning to formulate what was wrong. Mutton was sheep meat. After today, there would be mutton stew, muttonchops, mutton pie, and a dozen other mutton recipes for everyone to greedily feast on for days to come. It would be a time of loosely buttoned pants and