Team JacobTeam Jacob5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
Jacob BlackJacob Black6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Jacob Black, My personal sun
Now just look at What youve done
Hands were soiled
Blood was Boiled
And a Battle has begun
Of two to choose
But who will win?
And who will lose?
Im found but empty
Of emotion and love
Tried to set my heart free
Like that of a dove
Forbidden to remember
Terrified to forget
life is not worth living
Because I live in regret
My personal sun
I love you, I do
I know and you know
That, which is so true
Warmth comes in rain
And snow and beyond
This empty shell
Tries and tries to move on
Emotions do show
Tears, smiles, and laughs
As I try to forget
What lies in the past
You push me away
Im frightened to ask
Build up the courage
You pushed me back
I find out the truth
Another story to add
To my collection
Of the fearful and sad
The terrible truth, I have to face
Is that, in another time and place
We would have loved each other forever
But only a Vampire can love you for eternity
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
Imagine: Liam James PayneImagine: Liam James Payne2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a regular day at music at school. You were a gifted at the piano, and you wanted to play a piece that you've been working on for MONTHS.
As your hands press at the piano, the notes float in perfect harmony. Every key seemed to be in piece.
When you finished, everyone's hands clapped like mad men.
They like me....they like me!
And a certain boy did too.
Liam Payne was visting your school and was intrigued by the melody you played.
"What a beautiful piece you played, I loved it.", He said.
You blused beet red."Thanks," you manage to say.
"I loved that piece so much, I want you to play it to me personally.", he said, pinching your cheek.
"Does this mean you wanna hang out?", you ask.
"Yes, yes it does. How 'bout Friday afternoon?" He kissed your cheek and left.
Twilight JokesTwilight Jokes5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
A few jokes I found that had to do with the twilight series:
- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
-How do you
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Twilight sagaTwilight saga book cover meanings:Twilight saga5 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Twilight: Represents the forbidden fruit. Edward cannot drink from Bella
New Moon: Represents undying love, and or a bleeding rose. Bella's literally bleeding love for edward.
Eclipse: Represents how Bella must make a decision to choose either Jacob or Edward. How she must give a little of herself to both of them, but by doing that, a little thread of both relationships come off.
Breaking Dawn: Represents how Bella changes from a human to a vampire. The red pawn stands for warmth, blood, and weakness, while the queen stands for coldness, beauty, and power.
Jacob's SongI'm so tired of being hereJacob's Song6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
Slenderman x Reader - Odd One 5Slenderman x Reader - Odd One 55 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you begun to wake from your slumber, you were surprised to feel a heavy weight settled over your waist forcing you to press into something warm and solid. You were almost scared to open your eyes, and when you did, you instantly begun wishing you had kept your eyes closed.
Laying only a few inches from your face was a blue mass which you assumed was a mask, and on that mask, there were pitch black eyes that looked like they could have been the entrance to a never ending abyss. As you scanned over what you quickly picked up on was a face, you felt yourself stiffen when you spotted a mouth, filled with shark like looking teeth that hung slightly ajar as the creature that was holding you slept.
Once you let your eyes finish there analyzation of the situation you had been brought into you, you quickly begun to search for a way out, without waking whatever had its hold on you. The last thing you wanted was to wake up the creature, for all
Jeff the Killer x Reader x Smile - Putrid Problems"How do you sit like that for so long without passing out?" Jeff asked as you hummed with a small smile on your face. You were now sitting upside down on the sofa, your (H/l) nearly touching the ground as you closed your eyes in bliss.Jeff the Killer x Reader x Smile - Putrid Problems5 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Just means I'm better than you~"
"Are not!" You heard Jeff stand.
"Are too, yep yep yep!" You cracked open an eye as you heard the dog flap swing open.
"Smile! Come tell your in denial owner that I'm better than him!" You called as you heard the Husky's nails scrape across the hardwood floors. A rancid smell entered the room as you scrunched your nose up in disgust.
"Holy shit Smile, what the hell have you been rolling in? You smell like BEN."Jeff said as a faint 'Shut the fuck up' from a certain elf was heard.
"You need to make him not smell like he just spent 3 years in a sewer than, Jeff. Slender might kick him out." You wagged a finger at him as he sighed. He slowly slouched into his room as he yelled back to you.
"You have to help, he is half your
Love Under Fire part 3Love Under Fire part 37 years ago in Teen More Like This
Naruto and Hinata walked down the street across from Ichikaru's Ramen, both stuffed with the delicious soup and noodles they supplied.
Naruto laughed and rubbed his midsection, Now, that brings back memories! I haven't been this full since Ebisu, that closet pervert treated me out to Ramen! he said chuckling.
Hinata nodded at him, also massaging her stomach. She'd never eaten so much, but it was so good, and it was even better eating it with Naruto.
Naruto..., she thought as she gazed at him dreamily. She sighed and looked away. Hinata knew that she'd never get up the courage to tell him, and from the looks of it, he wasn't perceptive enough to notice her feelings.
Then she had an idea of who to ask for help. Um, Naruto? I've got to be somewhere, but if you can, I'd like to see you again this afternoon? At the Hokage's Faces? Hinata's sentences came out slowly and cautiously, trying not to stutter.
Uh? Naruto said, a puzzled exp
Ever Lasting Blood 3Ever Lasting Blood 3Ever Lasting Blood 35 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Caspian - The second person in line for the Throne. A good friend and lover to Scarlet.
He couldn't have her, because Alexander's family was first to claim her.
So what will he do........
Caspian's Dream -
In his dreams was a beautiful woman, but when she turned around, she look so painful.
"Caspian, Help Me!"
"Is that you?, Scarlet"
"Yes,and I'm in pain!"
"Where are you?!"
"I'm in the Vampire World!"
"I was brought back by force!", she said while clutching her heart.
"Why?!", I said, while neeling beside her.
"He wants the kingdom and me!"
"What's wrong with you?!"
"The Black Heart!", and the she screamed as loud as she could...................
........................ I sat up in my bed screaming. My Father came in.
"Caspian! What is wrong?!"
Jeff x Reader - Bleeding Affections 5Jeff x Reader - Bleeding Affections 54 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Groaning you shuffled out of bed, quickly doing your daily routine before turning to leave your room, only for the alarm clock on your bed side table to catch your eye, and tell you it was 4 am. What. The. Hell. Who in there right mind wakes up at 4 am willingly? You literally didn't have to be up for another two hours, and then you remembered, prank war. Oh yea, you had purposely woken up early, to kick the first domino that would lead to full out hell among the house hold.
You were going to start a prank war, in a house where everyone had accesses to knives, guns and other weapons that could easily kill someone in the blink of an eye. Yup, you had lost your mind. Either that or you thought it was going to be freaking hilarious to see BEN lit on fire from the tip of his hat like a candle. You were leaning to the all of the above tile at this moment, but hey, the guys could use some fun with all the work Mr. Slender had been putting on them lat
Family Guy meets TwilightFamily Guy meets Twilight SceneFamily Guy meets Twilight7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Brian shook his head at Peter, dissapointed in what he found.
"Peter, this idea's almost as stupid as when you challenged Edward Cullen to a duel to the death."
Peter and Brian dimmed back to the past.
The scenery was in a small meadow at night. Jacob Black had transformed into his werewolf form as Edward Cullen crouched down, hissing and showing his fangs in warning. He was protecting Bella Swan from Jacob, not wanting him to come closer.
Peter walked into the picture dressed in a knight's attire. He looked at Jacob, then Edward Cullen. He pointed his sword at Edward and challenged him.
"I challenge you to a duel to the death! This is the day when-" Edward dissapeared from where he had stood, re-appearing behind Peter. "Holy crap! Where did the bastard-"
Edward twisted Peter's head, snapping his spinal cord. He ran back to where he was before and looked at Jacob.
"Uh, where were we?"
Jacob shrugged his shoulders. "We w
Luke Castellan: Owners ManualLuke Castellan: Owner's ManualLuke Castellan: Owners Manual5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LUKE unit from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series! Read the following instructions carefully, so that your unit will function properly and will not unleash Kronos' wrath on the world.
Name: Luke Castellan
Place of Manufacture: Connecticut, US
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 150 lbs. (it's muscle...)
Module Type: Shrouded Past
One Celestial Bronze/Iron Sword -- Backbiter
Five plain white T-shirts
Five plain black T-shirts
Five button-down collared shirts in assorted colors: green, blue, black, white, brown
Two pairs of tan OP flip-flops
Two pairs of plain black low-tops
One pair of black work boots
One Celestial Bronze/Iron Scythe (used in "Kronos Complex" mode)
When you first get your LUKE unit, he may seem a little distant. That's okay, it's because he's still a little bit shaken from running away from his home ten years ago. He's still angry
The Proxy (Masky x Reader) Part 1"Tim? Hey Timmy! Wake up..."The Proxy (Masky x Reader) Part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You shook You friend Timothy's shoulder for the fourth time.
"How does he sleep like that?" You thought.
Timothy was fast asleep, snoring like a chainsaw-lawnmower.
Finally Tim opened one of his eyes and sat up.
"What is it now?" He groaned sleepily attempting to cover his face.
"Why does he always do that?"
"Um, we have a party to go to?" A familiar voice said.
The two of you turned around and saw your best friend Kennedy standing in the doorway.
Her long brown hair was pulled into a long slick ponytail. She wore the dress she had planned to wear to the party for months, and it looked great on her. It was a turquoise one-strap, mini dress with a salmon colored belt. She wore matching chunky salmon colored jewelry and sparkling silver heels. The outfit really matched her light cocoa skin.
You and Timothy were still in your regular clothes.
"You too (Insert Your Name)!" Kennedy snapped. "Thank goodness Ben's party isn't until Six!"
EmoEmo7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Falling, feeling so weightless.
So free, falling headfirst into…
I opened my eyes and saw,
Darkness and I fell into its embrace.
Into the nothingness,
The abyss is so quiet.
So peaceful and serene,
Is this death?
I never imagined it like this…
I smiled at the emptiness before me.
I could have sworn it smiled back.
I lay at the cold marbles of emptiness.
I began to dream.
I dreamt of…
Bright light flashed into my vision.
I woke up with a start.
"Are you all right?"
"Yes" I said, as I felt your comforting hand on my shoulder.
This is just a dream after all…
Slenderman x Reader - Odd One 6Slenderman x Reader - Odd One 65 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Groggily you opened your eyes, everything around you blurry till you were finally able to focus your vision. It was as if you had been smacked over the head with a rock and were knocked out cold. The only reason you knew you hadn't been was because your head barley hurt, and all the pain was in your body not your head. When you felt ready, you sat up only to be stopped by something pressing down on your waist.
“What the hell...” You murmured groggily before lifting a hand and giving your eyes a good rub in order to to help you see better. When you lifted your shirt to see a tightly wrapped bandage around not only your waist but your shoulder you sighed, so you weren’t dead, just in a hell of a lot of pain.
“Good! Your awake!” Sounded a familiar voice, when you turned your head, you were over joyed to see Jack, up and bouncing over to your side with a smile on his face.
“Your OK!” You smiled, bounc
100 ways to annoy someoneGet to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.100 ways to annoy someone5 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for
The Proxy (Masky x Reader) Part 2His words were directed at.... Tim.The Proxy (Masky x Reader) Part 28 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You weren't going to let anyone hurt your friend. Tim meant the world to you.
Apparently you weren't the only one who heard Alex's words. In an instant Kennedy and Jeff were at your side, a look of confusion on their faces as they watched Alex head off in the same direction.
"What the heck? Kill him? Who?" Kennedy ranted quietly
"I Think we need to go find Mas- *ahem* Tim." Jeff coughed as if he were trying to correct his words.
"He was headed towards the woods, Alex too." You added, turning to Jane.
"Sorry Jane, we have to go get Timothy. We'll be back."
"Okay." She nodded.
The three of you headed off in the direction Tim and Alex took, stopping once you reached the woods.
"This is freaky... and I don't wanna get my dress all dirty." Kennedy whined.
Jeff snorted and held back one of his trademark cackles. "Fine then Ken, you can stay here alone."
Kennedy snapped out of her ranting and analyzed the situation. "No! Wait! Thats even worse!"
Jacob vs. EdwardDeepest eyesJacob vs. Edward6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
To hold near
Surrounds a tender heart
As fast as lightning
Loyal as a dog
A vision of the
Sun in a storm
Faster than lightning
Protective as a lion
A vision of perfection
To a "T"
Your cries turn
Not knowing if
We will meet again
You left me here
And tool my heart
But brought it back
And so much more
A kiss unwanted
That could have killed you
But was truely
Kisses so wanted
That could kill me
But that's what makes them
Which one can I choose?
One promises a life
The other marriage