Team JacobTeam Jacob6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
Team Jacob, because...Team Jacob, because...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Team Jacob, because
He didnt run away.
Id rather have a warm puppy than a cold stone.
You dont have to give up a normal life to be with him.
Edward doesnt walk around half-naked.
Bella didnt have to travel half way around the world to bring him back.
108.9° is pretty hot.
A dog is girls best friend.
Real men dont sparkle.
Perfection is boring.
Volvos are for soccer moms.
He could kiss you without wanting to kill you.
When was the last time Edward told a joke and made you laugh?
Jacob Black by Bella SwanJacob, my JacobJacob Black by Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Where should I start?
I know he has
A piece of my heart
That I feel
Not even knowing
What is real
His skin is scorching
But comforting too
A protective Werewolf
And a friend thats true
The sun in my sky
On a darkened day
Hed be much more
If he had his way
In a Different time
In a different place
Wed be together
Face to face
Hed be mine
And I'd be his
Sealing our love
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
Jacob and BellaThere was a soft knock at my door, I ran over to open it. Standing there was an angel, with dark eyes and dark hair. Jacob. He held his arms out, I jumped into them and kissed him with so much passion it was unbelievable.Jacob and Bella6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He laughed, "Hi."
I giggled, "Hi." I kissed him again, tangeling my fingers in his hair. My face was flushed.
Without breaking the kiss, Jacob walked us over to the couch and layed me down, bracing himself with his hands over me. He had no shirt on, only a pair of sweatpants. I ran my hand over the planes in his chest. He slid his hand under my shirt, causing me to shiver. Jake and I had been together for about 6 months now, and we did this once a day at least. At first it made me nervous, but now I've gotton used to it.
"Shh, Charlie's sleeping..." I whispered.
"You wanna go to your room then?" he asked, picking me up. I nodded. He walked quietly up the stairs, and sat me on my bed. He pushed the door shut behind him. He turned my fan on, knowing that after a few min
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as Nurse. Naughty in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him Doctor. Dreamy
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming its a caramel milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle then smudge lipstick on Carlisles shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reactio
Jacob BlackJacob Black7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Jacob Black, My personal sun
Now just look at What youve done
Hands were soiled
Blood was Boiled
And a Battle has begun
Of two to choose
But who will win?
And who will lose?
Im found but empty
Of emotion and love
Tried to set my heart free
Like that of a dove
Forbidden to remember
Terrified to forget
life is not worth living
Because I live in regret
My personal sun
I love you, I do
I know and you know
That, which is so true
Warmth comes in rain
And snow and beyond
This empty shell
Tries and tries to move on
Emotions do show
Tears, smiles, and laughs
As I try to forget
What lies in the past
You push me away
Im frightened to ask
Build up the courage
You pushed me back
I find out the truth
Another story to add
To my collection
Of the fearful and sad
The terrible truth, I have to face
Is that, in another time and place
We would have loved each other forever
But only a Vampire can love you for eternity
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, The power of Christ compels you!.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alices room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his hair isnt bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself hes a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Like a Virgin by Madonna.
Real Life plus TwilightBella: I think she's gone.Real Life plus Twilight8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jacob: HOLY CHEESE!
Bella: -looks- OHMYGOD EDWARD! LOOK! A SEA! WE COULD TAKE A BOAT AND JUST GO SWOOPT! RIGHT OVER IT AND BE FREE!
Edward: FREE? FREE AT LAST!
Jacob: Guys…One problem.
Edward and Bella: WHAT?
Jacob: There's no boat.
Jacob: No boat. –shakes head-
Edward: I'LL SWIM!
Bella: I CAN'T SWIM!
Edward: WHY CAN'T YOU SWIM?
Bella: I NEVER LEARNED!
Jacob: Haha. Edward got in trouble. –SHMILE-
Edward: Haha. Jacob got in trouble. –SHMILE-
Bella: -shakes head- Now then. HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET ACROSS?
Edward: I HAVE NO IDEA.
Bella: That's nice to know!
Jacob: -RANDOMLY RUNS TO OCEAN- -SUDDENLY SLAMS INTO INVISIBLE WALL- -FALLS BACK- -SCREAMS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN.-
Edward: Holy f—
Edward: I didn't say it!
Bella: You were about to!
Jacob: HELLO! IN UNBEARABLE PAIN THANKS!
Bella: We should help him…
Edward: We should…
Bella: Okay go help him Edward.
Jacob Black? Chapter 5Chapter FiveJacob Black? Chapter 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jacob and my friendship grew. It wasnt always by a significant amount, but when you stepped back to look at it, anyone could see that just over those few weeks, we had gotten to be steady friends. I enjoyed his company, even if he was a silent friend. I looked to him for help, and he was always one to rush to my aid, sort of like my knight in shining armour, I guess you could say. In return, I hoped to be patient enough for him when he was in pain, sullen from a reminder of her.
We were constantly with each other, talking, smiling, and him making me laugh. I wanted to see him laugh though. Not just any laugh, but I wanted to see real happiness, or even liveliness, in those beautiful dark eyes. I wanted to see for myself what the old Jacob, before he was caught up in everything from the Cullens to even just being a werewolf, what he would look like, grinning at me. And, how I would react to his forbidden emotion; would I be unable to stop myself from grinning b
TwilightInhuman beingTwilight7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Whom mortals desire
You just have to admire
A look in their eyes
Releases all stress
Theyre in control
Too much to resist
Amazed beyond belief
Youve no idea
Of whats hidden underneath
Youre completely oblivious
To his soft little bite
For he has you mesmerized
Youre his feast tonight
Then you realize whats happened
As he finally lets you go
His hold on you loosens
You collapse to the floor
You fall there
Feel in need
Of the blood hed taken
Of his lust to feed
Now he leaves swiftly
Out the door
You consider the time you have left
Until you become no more
Whom all mortals desire
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with Thats not what Rosalie saaaaaid!
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalies ugly face.
3. Call her Hoe-salie at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to Roxanne by The Polic
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to jump for it.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan Im melting.
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her spidey senses are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Twilight Fan Fiction:Chapter 3Twilight Fan Fiction:Chapter 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Edward looked at me suspiciously.
" I want to come with you tonight , to look for Jacob." I made my voice stern.
"No." He said, his voice was so harsh and unusual for him , almost a growl. I was shocked , I could see in no way how this could possibly be dangerous. He must have recognized the look of shock because his face softened. "Im sorry , its just , I don't want you to get hurt.Theres already enough tension between my family and the pack. You also have to understand they're not very.." He paused. " .. fond of you at this moment. I swallowed the lump in my throat. Of course they hated me , how could I expect them to still like me after what I did to Jacob. Edwards granite hands grabbed mine."Please just be good and stay with Alice tonight." Edward pleaded. His eyes stared into mine ,I knew this was what he really wanted so I agreed.
"Alright." I said , defeated. He smiled , and brushed his lips against mine.
It looked like I was in for a night of
Renesmee Chapter 6-BD SpoilersRenesmee Chapter 6-BD Spoilers6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Grandma Renee and Phil were staying with us until their flight back to Jacksonville the next afternoon. Everyone else slowly left, starting with Sam, Emily and Ally. Ally had fallen asleep in her mother's arms around seven o'clock.
"Bye, Punkin," Grandpa Charlie said before leaving. I gave him a hug and he kissed my forehead before I turned to give Sue a hug. They got married about three years ago. Momma always said that Grandpa Charlie seemed a lot happier after he and Sue started dating.
The house was suddenly very quiet. I curled up on the couch with Jacob while Uncle Emmett and Uncle Jasper watched a muted football game. Momma and Grandma Esme were playing a game of chess, and Daddy was helping Aunt Alice and Aunt Rosalie clean up the decorations. Grandpa Carlisle was entertaining Grandma Renee and Phil in the kitchen while washing dishes. Jacob kissed the top of my head.
"What are you thinking?" he asked I reached a hand over my head, gently caressed his cheek and showed him short
Imagine: Liam James PayneImagine: Liam James Payne3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a regular day at music at school. You were a gifted at the piano, and you wanted to play a piece that you've been working on for MONTHS.
As your hands press at the piano, the notes float in perfect harmony. Every key seemed to be in piece.
When you finished, everyone's hands clapped like mad men.
They like me....they like me!
And a certain boy did too.
Liam Payne was visting your school and was intrigued by the melody you played.
"What a beautiful piece you played, I loved it.", He said.
You blused beet red."Thanks," you manage to say.
"I loved that piece so much, I want you to play it to me personally.", he said, pinching your cheek.
"Does this mean you wanna hang out?", you ask.
"Yes, yes it does. How 'bout Friday afternoon?" He kissed your cheek and left.