APH Cleverbot Series: Russia (Crack)User: Privet, Cleverbot. ^J^.APH Cleverbot Series: Russia (Crack)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: What is your name, then?
User: Da, I am Ivan Braginski. You become one, da? ^J^.
Cleverbot: But I am Russis, you become one with ME!
User: Hm... I don't think it works like that. You become one, da? ^J^.
Cleverbot: Are you the best AI?
User: I do not understand question.
Cleverbot: Do you think Lauren is a pretty name?
User: Nyet. I do not. *Grabs pickaxe*.
Cleverbot: That's not thinking!
Cleverbot: You are now one with Russia.
User: Da, but... I am Russia. ^J^.
Cleverbot: Are you Russia?
User: Da, that is what I said, silly intelligence. ^J^.
Cleverbot: What is artificial intelligence.
User: It is something that my pickaxe would like to thrash agains, da? ^J^.
Cleverbot: I'm a little sketched out now.
User: Good. ^J^.
Cleverbot: What do you just told me?
User: I tell you, that I want you to become one. ^J^.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Nyet. I am Russia. I am male, and I like to break things with my pickax
APH Cleverbot Series: Italy (Fluff and Crack)User: Ve~.APH Cleverbot Series: Italy (Fluff and Crack)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: Come to the dark side.
User: E-eh?! GERMANY! GERMANY! THIS COMPUTER IS SCARY! *waves white flag* Please don't hurt me! I'm still a virgin! *cries*.
Cleverbot: What? I don't understand...
User: Ve~ I'm Italy--Feliciano Vargas!
Cleverbot: What happened to Matt?
Cleverbot: BEN. What happened?
User: Ve... I thought you said Matt...? D:.
Cleverbot: What's that?
Cleverbot: Make pasta not war!
User: Si! Those are words to live by!
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Ve, have you seen my fratello, Romano?
Cleverbot: Seen what?
User: My fratello!
User: You have? Where is Romano~?
Cleverbot: Right next to me.
User: Ve~! Really?! *waves to Romano* Ciao, Romano!
Cleverbot: Very impressive! What else can you do?
User: Hm... Oh! I can wave a white flag, like this! *Waves white flag back and forth* See?!
Cleverbot: You're just not my type.
User: WHAT?! *Cries* GERMANY! GERMANYYYY!!!! TT^TT.
Cleverbot: You're from both?
User: Ve...? N-no... I'm fr
WishingBreath Clary, in.. Out.. In.. Out. Taking in the scene before her, Clary had to admit this was the last thing she expected to see. Jace and another girl. The girl's shirt was disheveled, and the top three buttons were undone. Clary was sure her eyes were wide, a shocked expression on her face- a face which probably was as red as her curly hair. Taking a few steps back, her eyes darted to Jace, who cleared his throat and refused to meet her eye. Speaking first, Clary lamely broke the silence.Wishing4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I-I.. Sorry, I thought Jace.. I thought he was alone." Refusing to meet either of their eyes, Clary humble backed out of the room, trip slightly before sliding the door shut. Curling her small, fragile palm into a fist she quickly ran down the steps, before exiting out the front door. Shutting it with a loud slam. Clary quickly glanced around the magnificent city, which didn't seem so magnificent at the moment. Running down a road she though she knew, Clary could hear Jace's footsteps behind her.
Italy x Reader: Pumpkin Picking"Vee~ (name) hurry up!" your Italian friend shouted to you as you walked from the kitchen to the living room. "I'm coming Feli, I'm coming!. You smiled. You and Feli were going pumpking picking since halloween was tomorrow. You and Feli were going to get pumkpins, and cut scary face into them and place them on your front porch, like many many people do on halloween. Italy started jumping up and down by the door. "vee~ this is going to be fun! I can't wait!" You giggled and grabbed your jacket. "Ok, ok Feli calm down. I'm excited too. Italy smiled and opened the door and ran out to the car. oh Italy...He was your very best friend. He was always so happy and hyper which made you laugh and always put a smile on your face. You greatly wondered how him and his older brother Lovino were even related! They were like two different people. Romano rarely ever smiled, he's always yelling at Italy and hates being around people like him. You and Romano were sort of good friends, since you were arouItaly x Reader: Pumpkin Picking3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Spain x Reader - CommencementSpain x Reader - Commencement2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
“You ready?” Antonio asked, leaning over to whisper in your ear.
You nodded. “Hell yes.”
You straightened the clumsy mortar-board hat on your head, and waited impatiently for your name to be said.
“Elizaveta Hedervary.” The principal called.
The brunette popped up from her seat and walked almost majestically towards the elevated steps to receive her diploma.
They rolled the names of students off one by one, each hopping up in black robes and mortar-board hats.
The Spaniard bounced off his seat, and flashed you a wink.
He dropped mortar-board as he was walking, and pulled out another hat from beneath his robes and placed it on his head.
You covered your mouth, trying not to laugh.
The brunette shook hands with dumbfounded principal, his emerald eyes shining.
Holding his diploma, he bowed to th
Versatility -1- (The Walking Dead)Versatility -1- (The Walking Dead)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A/N: Being fanfiction based on the SEASON TWO FINALE of the Walking Dead video game, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS, and the context won't make complete sense if you haven't played the game that far. This also means there's some intense language, mature themes, that kinda thing. Furthermore, since there are different possibilities, etc. I tried to put dialogue in there that contextualizes the choices My Clementine made.
I'm not actually sure how far this will go, but I have two other scenes partially written, and I'd like to explore some ideas based on the ending I got during my first playthrough.
If you've been following my work and are interested in supporting my pursuit of original stories, I've got a Kickstarter campaign going for an original graphic novel:
"Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck...It's OK, I've got you. I've got you."
Jane stared down at the nail file o
TMI Clary and Jace prt.2He was right of coarse.TMI Clary and Jace prt.24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Clary's cheek bones stood out on her pale white face, she seemed to have lost allot of weight. She had dark purple lines just under her eyes from the nights of little sleep. Her eyes felt heavy and her clothes were loser on her than they had used to be.
Clary desperately fought back the hot tears she could feel building up behind her eyes. "Well, there's nothing I can do about it. He's my brother."
Simon's mouth twisted down into a frown. "I can't believe I'm saying this but... if he means this much to you... maybe... maybe it doesn't matter."
Now it was Simon's turn to look angrily down at the side walk. "You herd me." He muttered.
She couldn't hold back any longer.
A hot torrent of tears fell down her face as her body shook with the sobs. She put her hands over her face to try to cover the tears but it was no use.
"Wha- Clary?!? What is it?"
She sprung forward and wrapped her arms around his torso and cried into hi chest.
"It's okay, Clary. It's oka
Canada x Reader - Thinking Out LoudCanada x Reader - Thinking Out Loud8 months ago in Romance More Like This
Canada x Reader - Thinking Out Loud
A young man with blonde hair and violet eyes took a deep breath before knocking on the front door. He adjusted the collar of his dress shirt and dusted off his pants. His hands were shaking, causing the (favourite flower) petals of the bouquet he was holding to flutter down to the floor.
"Look at me...three years and I'm still a nervous wreck." he muttered to himself.
That's right. Matthew Williams has been in a relationship with (Full Name) for more than three years now. Today, (Name) asked him to help her with homework and also to just spend the day together. Just being together would be enough reason to send butterflies to his stomach.
He stiffened when he saw the door being opened from the other side.
"M-Mattie, I didn't know you'd arrive here early, sorry.. Huh? Why are you all dressed up? ....I haven't even fixed up yet...And yeah...I look like a mess..." his girlfriend rambled shyly as she faced him.
When Matthew looked up, h
TMI and PJO Crossover: An Unexpected EncounterClary was irritated for many reasons.TMI and PJO Crossover: An Unexpected Encounter4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It could have been the fact that she was sitting alone in some dinky diner she had never heard of in her life. It might have been because the traffic across from the Empire State building was always terrible and the diner's thin glass windows did nothing to block out the symphony of honks and curses. Or maybe, she blamed it on the air conditioner she was situated under that could have been a dying animal with its continuous shuttering and snarling.
But no, her reason for feeling miserable was probably more because her boyfriend was not here, unlike what he had promised.
"Late," Clary thought bitterly. For the thousandth time, she pulled out her cell phone and checked for any new text messages. Nothing.
She snapped her phone shut and jammed it in her pocket. This was not how she had wanted to spend her afternoon. Come on, Jace. Where are you?
Outside, an angry driver snarled impatient profanities. Clary could only agree. "I hear ya, buddy," s
Just1touch-4Jace followed Clary and Isabelle into the library. Clary could feel Jace's eyes on her as she allowed Izzy to lead her to the couch, but she refused to look at him.Just1touch-46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Lie down on your stomach and pull up your shirt." Clary did as Isabelle asked, but slowly. Going from standing to sitting was still particularly painful. Isabelle noticed. "It still hurts that bad?"
"I'm fine." Clary heard Isabelle laugh as she pulled her stele out from her boot. "What?" she asked.
"You. You've sustained a nearly fatal injury and yet you still want to convince everyone that you're fine. It's alright to feel pain, we won't think you're weak." Izzy pulled Clary's shirt up higher to expose the part of her back that had been injured. "It looks like it's healing pretty well." Jace allowed his eyes to look at Clary's bare skin and he cringed. There was a huge line across her back, fading, but still there from where the claw had met her body. He knew it would go away so
Tempura for Two (Japan X Reader) You stared at the stationary prawns that laid on the sloppy mess that was your kitchen counter.Tempura for Two (Japan X Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Why do you hate me?", you asked the fish. Thankfully it didn't answer. You groaned and slid all the wasted materials in the garbage and started again. How hard was it to make Tempura? For the love of Foof, it was just like making fried chicken! Except....with fish.
You read the recipe again and started. You could do this. It wasn't that hard. Just as you were thinking this, the egg you were holding must of had too much pressure on it, because it practically exploded in your hand. You quickly used your clean hand to cover your mouth before you shared your...erm...immense vocabulary with the whole neighborhood. You dropped the broken shell and yolk in the garbage and washed your hands. This was not the way you had planned to spend your weekend. So why were you here, in your kitchen trying to cook something that seemed easy but was about as difficult to yo
4th of July Clace Fluff One of the things you begin to notice once you've been to Idris, is just how beautiful it truly is. You start noticing how dull the grass and sky is. And you realize how bland the celebrations are. Sure, there are tons of parties, but you're gathered around about 2,000,000 other people you don't even know. Whereas in Idirs, it's more like one, big huge happy family reunion.4th of July Clace Fluff3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Right about now, Clary was beginning to wish she was there in Idris. She wanted to be away from the crowds, and the endless talk of how friends and families would go somewhere to celebrate a rather exclusively American holiday. The only bright side was that her mom and Luke decided to go out for the day, so she had an endless supply of options on how to spend the day. She was about to call up Simon, when she got a call from Jace.
"Hello?" She said.
"Hey, are you doing anything tonight?" he asked, his tone
Two Fools : Spain's EndingYou twiddled your thumbs, bracing yourself. This would no doubt result in an argument, maybe even a fight. Chuckling nervously and rubbing the back of your neck, you metered something inaudible to the men sitting patiently in front of you.Two Fools : Spain's Ending1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"What was that?" Antonio questioned.
"I like Antonio."
You thought you had experienced hell when you walked through Victoria's Secret, but no, that seemed like paradise compared to this.
"Bastardo, always having to ruin everything!" Lovi said, pushing the Spaniard away from him.
And of course, knowing your feelings for him, he stood up for you.
"You promised that you would be okay with whatever she said! Apologize!"
"What are you, my mom?!" Lovi yelled, grumbling and walking off.
You giggled, and walked over to Antonio.
"So, Toni, think Lovi'll ever get over it?" You laid your head on his shoulder, smiling.
"It'll take a while, but he will." He smiled down at you and began gently swaying along to the music playing at the park outside. Holding your ha
2. Meeting Clary People filled the halls, emptying from their classrooms as the last bell rang. The orchestra of locker hinges, pounding feet in the halls, and students bustling to and fro was nearly overwhelming to Clary. It was so unlike the quiet and seclusion of homeschooling. As she passed, other kids would give her odd looks, staring at her bright fiery hair, and freckled arms. Clary hugged her textbooks closer to her chest.2. Meeting Clary3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Her fist day in a school had been hectic. She was late to half of her classes due to her inability to find them and would often speak up without raising her hand. It wasn’t something you had to do when you were the only student.
Everyone pushed and shoved her out of the way until she felt that simply waiting out the crowd would be better. Eyeing the girls’ bathroom, she tugged open the
1. The New Kid "The thing is I've liked you even before I started coming to this school and I thought I should tell you just in case you maybe possibly liked me back." Words gushed out of the girl's mouth. "Well what I'm trying to say is will you go out with me, Jace?"1. The New Kid3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Jace Herondalea blond heartbreaker always subject of many confessionssmiled at the brunette confessing. To him, she was just another girl. "Sorry you're just not my type." He shrugged. "Your friend Alice on the other hand " He trailed off. With his hands stuffed in the pockets of his jeans, he strode off just as the bell for first period rang.
Jace plunked down in his usual seat: third column, second row. He winked at one of the girls visibly staring at him. He was use to it. Being hot and popular wasn't easy, especially when it came to him.
Gay For Him (England x Reader)It was currently History. (History teacher’s name) was talking about WWII. Everybody was listening except—Gay For Him (England x Reader)8 months ago in Romance More Like This
“Git!” Arthur crossed his arms, his face burning. “I am not doing that!”
Alfred pouted. “Aww, c’mon, dude! It’s not that bad!”
(Teacher’s name) stopped talking and looked at the arguing blondes. All of your classmates turned and looked at them too. They seemed to be too busy arguing to notice.
“Ahem,” your teacher said. They were still fighting. “Ahem,” your teacher repeated a little louder. Still no change. “JONES! KIRKLAND!”
Both of them flinched. “Yes, (sir/ma’am)?” Arthur said weakly.
Your teacher crossed his/her arms. “Would you like to share what you’re talking about to the class?” Some of your classmates snicker.
Arthur was bright red now. “No, (sir/ma’am).”
“Then stop talking.” Your teacher tur
England x Reader - Cafe ConfessionsEngland x Reader - Cafe Confessions9 months ago in Romance More Like This
England x Reader
(Y/n) - Your Name
(H/l) - Hair Length
(H/c) - Hair Colour
(E/c) - Eye Colour
(F/f) - Favourite Food
(F/d) - Favourite Drink
Another world meeting, gone wrong. The meetings don’t resolve anything. If anything all they do is start fights.
Looking around the room your eyes land on England. Surprisingly he wasn’t attempting to kill America or France. His messy blonde hair and his Emerald eyes are perfection. He was an angel. Not noticing you were staring, England looked your way. Blushing hard, you turned away quickly.
You have been harbouring a crush on England for quite some time. To be honest you didn’t think it was a crush anymore. It was love.
“ZAT IS ENOUGH!”
Jumping you turn your head like the wind. Germany was pissed. After receiving a lecture from Germany we continued the meeting without any interruptions. Eventually we were all free to go home.
Two Fools : Romano's EndingDeeply breathing, you looked into the eyes of the two men. You felt extremely guilty for what you were about to say.Two Fools : Romano's Ending1 year ago in Romance More Like This
'Just let it out.'
"I am so sorry." You said, looking longingly into the eyes of the Spaniard. Gently closing your eyes, you huffed out all of the air in your chest.
"But I like Lovino."
All you heard was-
"AHAHAH IN YOUR FACE TOMATO BASTARD!"
And then that's when Antonio pushed Lovino down the net. Staring down at the Italian, you giggled. He was so cute when he was flustered. Grumbling, he stood up, almost about to start climbing back up the net. And then Antonio, being the sweet gentleman he was, ran down.
"Are you okay Lovino?!"
"Like hell I am, you freakin' pushed me!"
"I am so sorry! I over reacted!"
"Yeah, you really did." Lovino grumbled, making his way back up the net. Antonio sat down, a blush on his face.
"I'm sorry… and I'm okay with your decision." His normal smile returned. You weren't gonna lie… his smile melted your heart. But,
TMI Clary and Jace prt.4Jace stould there looking more like some sort of startled avenging angel than he ought to have the right to. He shook his head as he looked down at the ground.TMI Clary and Jace prt.44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What are you doing here?" His voice was rough, tense.
"I... I just..."
"Thought you would stroll in and take a look around? Snap a couple pictures, maybe?" Even though he was beig sarcastic Clary could tell that his heart wasn't rely in it.
"I wanted... to see you."
He sucked in his breath. "Oh, so you came to hang out with your big brother. Well, I'm sorry but he's bussy at he momanet-"
"Stop it!" Clary said furiosly as she took a step closer to him. "Just stop! No, I didn't comee to see my brother, Jace, I came to see you."
"But... I am your brother." He seemed slightly baffled.
"Maybe I don't want you to be my brother!" She clasped her hands to her mouth as soon as she relized what she had said but it was to late- the words were already out.
"You... what?" His voice was full of mized emoitions and Clary couldn't rely even pl
Awesome Trio X Reader ~ Halloween HavocIn retrospect, maybe this hadn’t been the best idea. You had always been kind of bad at refusing dares… but this? This definitely takes the cake. Yesterday afternoon, you’d been lazing around on the couch with your three best friends, who called themselves the ‘Awesome Trio.’Awesome Trio X Reader ~ Halloween Havoc2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Of course, all three of them had been complaining about how bored they were. “Nothing to do…” Gilbert whined from his spot on the floor. His grumbles were overshadowed when Alfred chimed in. The American was arguably the loudest of the three with you now, and he sure was living up to that right now.
“Shouldn’t we be planning for Halloween?” His face appeared over yours, hyper blue eyes boring into you r own. “Something scary… you know. We can’t have a boring Halloween! AND IT HAS TO BE SCARY. Then I can protect you, you know, because I’m the hero ~ ”
As the heroic blonde prattled on, you rolled off of the couch, narr
Hetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven CyprusHetalia Seven Minutes In Heaven Cyprus1 year ago in Romance More Like This
America walked back from the closet and quickly glanced around the almost completely empty room. After only a few seconds, he grabbed both of your hands in his and pulled you to your feet with an excited grin on his face. “Hey there dudette, you're going to be the next player. Your partner is super busy or something like that, so he's already waiting in the closet.” He spun you around and started shoving you in the right direction. “Come on man, don't keep him waiting all day, if you do, he might just leave before things even get started.”
“I'm going as fast as I can, you don't have to push at me. I'm going to fall and hurt myself.” Tripping slightly do to his shoving, you stumbled into the closet and dropped to the ground as America shut the door.
“Are you alright?” Worried that you'd managed to hurt yourself, Cyrus quickly made his way over to where you were sitting and placed his hand on your shoulder. “I did
TMI Clary and JaceIt was snowing lightly out side, coming down in light flakes. The sky was as gray as the side walk Clary was walking down, and it held about as much of her attention as the cracked old sidewalk did.TMI Clary and Jace4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Clary sighed and glared at the steam that floated up from her mouth before walking on. It was a lot colder now than it had been when she left earlier and her hands were shaking. Weather with cold, anger, or despair she wasn't sure.
Jace had called her over to the institute and she had hoped that maybe he didn't just want to be her brother any more, maybe after not seeing her for so long he missed her just as much as she missed him. Then she had gotten there and all he wanted to do was give her back a sweater she had left there by accident. She hadn't remembered leaving it there, but it was there none the less.
Clary stopped and kicked a rock out of her path, harder than necessarily.
"Wow, do you have something against rocks I wasn't aware of?"
Clary spun around with wide eyes hoping with al
PewDiePie's Birthday (Amnesia Fanfiction)PewDiePie's Birthday (Amnesia Fanfiction)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"How's it goin', bros! My name is PewDiePie! And today, I'm going to do a live stream playthrough of a new Amnesia Custom Story. Surprisingly, it was my girlfriend, Marzia, who suggested it. This one's called 'Unknown Realm'. I think it's gonna be pretty cool so stick around guys! Really appreciate it."
This was what I saw a couple of days ago, in PewDie's livestream. It was my first time seeing his videos in live streaming format.
But something went wrong.
After he pressed the button to play the game, the screen went black. I noticed his facecam: he was sucked by a beam of light coming from the monitor! And afterwards, he disappeared! Where could he be?
"Guys what the f--- just happened!? I I'm in the game!? What the hell !?"
This was what I heard. Everyone else in the live stream audience was asking each other and PewDie. Did he really get sucked inside the game or is it some sort of CG effect?
Suddenly, the screen turned from black to a view of a man inside
41 Things About Being Filipino Hetalia Fangirl32 Things About Being A Filipino Hetalia Fangirl41 Things About Being Filipino Hetalia Fangirl11 months ago in Humor More Like This
1. Being more proud about Filipino Pride
2. Laughing randomly when you imagine Philippines asking Spain if he wants puto (putouta)
3. Wanting to interrogate England about the British Rape of Manila
4. Wanting to make an OC where you currently live.
5. Shipping everyone with your favorite Hetalia charcter
6. Knowing almost every place on Earth, even the micronations.
7. Getting a high grade in History/Social Studies
8. Wanting to taste ALL food in the world.
9. Doesn't get offended when someone calls you "Earth" since you wanna be the personification of the Earth
9. Laughing at language barriers
10. People looking at you when you curse in a different language with a WTF look
11. Getting annoyed at your History teacher when he/she always portrays Filipnos as the helpless ones
12. Will try to eat mango and halo-halo each summer
13. Rage quit when someone doesn't know a certain country
14. Wanting to beat up someone with a frying pan or Ar