The New Ode to the ForumsThe New Ode to the Forums10 years ago in Scraps More Like This
I can't stand to see another thread
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and "what does are mean?"
A *poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour,
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores
"Deviator" no longer exists
(The forum's still there 'cause Jark insists).
Don't post there- it's useless you know
read the thread that tells you so.
We interrupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!!11" are not English.
If those are in you vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.
Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
Prehensile thumbs are something you lack?
please leave the forums and never come back.
"The reply button is your friend"
We hear this phrase time and again.
I think we could solve this problem
If we made the reply button 3 inches tall with neon orange blinking text outlined in fluorescent purple twinkling polkadots underlined three